Whose Line Is It Anyway? 2x3

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Verne Troyer as Self • Nyima Funk as Self

Actor Verne Troyer; guest comic Nyima Funk.

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1. GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY,

2. AND WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

3. HE HAS A GOOD BEAT — GREG PROOPS.

4. HE REALLY ROCKS — WAYNE BRADY.

5. HE'S EASY TO DANCE TO — COLIN MOCHRIE.

6. AND HE'LL BE HUMMING IT ALL NIGHT — RYAN STILES.

7. I'M YOUR HOST DREW CAREY.

8. COME ON DOWN. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

9. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC. AND WARNER BROS. INC.

10. HELLO.

11. WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?",

12. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

13. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER,

14. JUST LIKE THE BOW TIE ON A CHIPPENDALE DANCER.

15. WHAT HAPPENS IS THESE FOUR GUYS

16. ARE GOING TO MAKE STUFF UP RIGHT ON THE SPOT

17. BASED ON SUGGESTIONS FROM THE AUDIENCE

18. AND THINGS WE HAVE WRITTEN ON THESE CARDS.

19. THEY'RE JUST GOING TO MAKE IT ALL UP.

20. AT THE END OF EVERY GAME I GIVE THEM POINTS —

21. DON'T GET EXCITED ABOUT THEM.

22. AT THE END OF THE SHOW I PICK A WINNER,

23. AND THE WINNER GETS TO DO A LITTLE SOMETHING WITH ME.

24. PLEASE, IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK.

25. IF IT WAS, @D BE DOING IT RIGHT NOW.

26. SO IF YOU'RE READY TO START,

27. LET'S GO WITH WEIRD NEWSCASTERS.

28. THIS IS FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU.

29. COLIN, YOU'RE ANCHORMAN OF A NEWS SHOW.

30. GREG, YOU'RE THE CO-ANCHOR. YOU'RE A HECKLER.

31. SPORTS IS WAYNE.

32. YOU'RE A PRECOCIOUS, MULTITALENTED CHILD STAR.

33. AN RYAN, YOU'RE DOING THE WEATHER.

34. YOU'RE AN ANGRY NBA PLAYER

35. ABOUT TO GET EJECTED.

36. SO YOU'RE LIKE KARL MALONE.

37. ABOUT TO GET WHAT?

38. YOU'RE KARL MALONE.

39. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, GO AHEAD AND START, COLIN.

40. HELLO.

41. I'M JACKSON GOODREADER —

42. AND YOU SUCK.

43. BORING! BORING!

44. AND WELCOME TO THE 6:00 NEWS.

45. YAWN!

46. UNFORTUNATELY, EVERYTHING HAPPENED AT 3:48 TODAY,

47. SO WE HAVE NOTHING TO TELL YOU.

48. OVER TO YOU.

49. SNORE. SNORE.

50. NICE HAIRCUT. LOSE A BET?

51. HA HA HA!

52. NICE TOP. YOU GOT THE BOTTOMS TO THOSE?

53. HA HA HA!

54. NICE SHIRT. WHAT'S YOUR AVERAGE?

55. HA HA HA HA!

56. BRING ON THE CHICKS!

57. YOU'RE ALL RIGHT. I WAS JUST HELPING YOU.

58. I WAS JUST HELPING YOU.

59. GO ON. I'M GOING TO HELP YOU.

60. THANK YOU FOR THAT INSIGHTFUL REPORT.

61. SHUT UP!

62. AND NOW, OVER TO SPORTS

63. WITH REGINALD REGINALD REGINALD.

64. THAT'S REGINALD REGINALD REGINALD.

65. IT'S FRENCH.

66. TODAY ALL OF THE SPORTS TEAMS DECIDED TO GET TOGETHER

67. AND HOLD A LITTLE SHOW...

68. WELL, ENOUGH —

69. WATCH THE ELBOW.

70. HE WAS SINGING.

71. AND NOW OVER THE WEATHER.

72. LET'S SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING THIS WEEK IN WEATHER.

73. HE WAS DANCING, TOO.

74. THANKS. AS YOU CAN SEE,

75. WE GOT A SUNNY WEEKEND IN STORE FOR THE WEST COAST HERE.

76. AND MOVING ON TO THE EAST OVER HERE,

77. WE GOT SOME RAIN.

78. OH, TOUCHED THAT CLOUD A LITTLE BIT.

79. WHAT? WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

80. I BARELY TOUCHED THE CLOUD.

81. WHAT, ARE YOU A LITTLE MAN? WHAT, ARE YOU A BIG MAN?

82. IS THAT WHAT IT IS? OH, YOU'RE KICKING ME OUT?

83. I DON'T THINK YOU'RE KICKING ME OUT.

84. OH, YOU ARE? THAT'S FINE!

85. OKAY, THAT'S FINE. I DON'T GIVE A —

86. FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT, FIGHT.

87. YEAH!

88. WHOO!

89. WHOO!

90. WELL, THAT'S IT FOR THE NEWS.

91. JOIN US TOMORROW FOR MORE NEWS

92. AND MORE NEWS STORIES. GOOD NIGHT.

93. THAT WAS GREAT. 1,000 POINTS FOR EVERYBODY.

94. OF COURSE, I HAVE TO SUBTRACT 500 POINTS FOR RYAN

95. BECAUSE HE FORGOT TO KICK A PHOTOGRAPHER.

96. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED AFRICAN CHANT.

97. THIS IS FOR WAYNE

98. WITH THE HELP OF LAURA HALL

99. AND LINDA TAYLOR ON GUITAR.

100. I'LL WALK RIGHT BACK HERE.

101. I KNOW JUST THE GUY I'M GOING TO PICK.

102. WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SIR?

103. MY NAME'S PAT.

104. WHAT DO YOU DO?

105. I'M A SPRINKLER GUY.

106. THAT'S A GOOD NAME FOR A THING —

107. I'D TRUST YOU TO DO —

108. OKAY, COME ON UP HERE.

109. WAYNE, THIS IS PAT.

110. PAT'S A SPRINKLER GUY.

111. YEAH! YEAH!

112. THIS IS SOMETHING WE'RE GOING TO DO.

113. RYAN, COLIN, AND GREG ARE GOING TO DO BACKUP

114. FOR WAYNE HERE.

115. YOU'RE GOING TO SING TO PAT THE SPRINKLER GUY,

116. AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO AN AFRAN CHANT.

117. RIGHT ON.

118. THANK YOU.

119. PAT! PAT!

120. THANKS, PAT.

121. NICE JOB.

122. THAT WASREAT.

123. OH, MAN.

124. THEY'RE NOT LETTING ME BACK IN AFRICA AFTER THAT ONE.

125. THEY'LL MAKE YOU A PRINCE AFTER THAT.

126. HEY, FEELS LIKE RAIN. HOW ABOUT YOU GUYS?

127. I THINK I JUST FELT A COUPLE SPRINKLES.

128. HA HA HA.

129. 1,050 — 1,000 ZILLION — 1,000 POINTS.

130. NOW LET'S GO ON TO AAME CALLED SCENES FROM A HAT.

131. THIS IS FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU.

132. RYAN AND COLIN ON ONE SIDE, GREG AND WAYNE ON THE OTHER.

133. BEFORE THE SHOW WE ASKED THE AUDIENCE

134. TO WRITE DOWN SCENES THEY'D LIKE TO SEE.

135. WE'RE GOING TO HAVTHESE GUYS COME UP WITH

136. MANY DIFFERENT EXAMPLES AS WE CAN.

137. "STATE MOTTOS REJECTED FOR LICENSE PLATES."

138. MISSISSIPPI — WE DO TOO HAVE ALL OUR TEETH.

139. UTAH — 30,000 WIVES CAN'T BE WRONG.

140. MIAMI — THE LAND THAT TIME REMEMBERED.

141. MIAMI'S A CITY.

142. FLORIDA...

143. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH MIAMI.

144. MONTANA — HOW FAST CAN YOU DRIVE?

145. TEXAS — CAPITAL PUNISHMENT ROCKS.

146. YOU GOT THAT RIGHT, BUBBA.

147. "WHAT GOD CREATED ON AN OFF DAY."

148. AND I SHALL CALL IT THE OTHER WHITE MEAT.

149. HEY, BUDDY, I'M PAULY SHORE.

150. AND THEY SHALL BE KNOWN

151. AS THE DODGERS.

152. "BAD THINGS TO HEAR

153. FROM THE DOCTOR WHO'S OPERATING ON YOU."

154. GOOD-LOOKING WIFE YOU HAVE.

155. YOU ARE MY FIRST PATIENT IN AMERICA.

156. OOH, THAT'S DIFFERENT.

157. FIRE ME? HUH. SURE, FIRE ME.

158. "PRESIDENT CLINTON'S THINGS TO DO LIST."

159. SWITCH TO A PIPE.

160. WHEN HAVING AN AFFAIR,

161. PICK SOMEONE GOOD-LOOKING.

162. OKAY, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

163. THAT'S IT.

164. WE'RE GOING TO GO TO COMMERCIAL.

165. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

166. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?",

167. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

168. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER,

169. JUST LIKE A CONGRESSMAN FROM RHODE ISLAND.

170. WOW. WE SEEM TO HAVE THE ENTIRE STATE

171. OF RHODE ISLAND HERE TONIGHT.

172. HA HA HA.

173. NOW LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED CHANGE EMOTIONS.

174. THIS IS FOR RYAN, COLIN, AND GREG.

175. THESE GUYS ARE GOING TO ACT OUT A SCENE,

176. AND THESE OBJECTS —

177. WHOA, WHOA, WHOA.

178. SAFETY FIRST.

179. EACH ITEM THAT I GAVE THEM

180. HAS A PARTICULAR EMOTION ATTACHED TO IT,

181. AND WHOEVER IS HOLDING IT —

182. WHOEVER'S HOLDING THE PROP

183. HAS TO DISPLAY THAT EMOTION.

184. YOUR SCENE IS YOU'RE BIG-GAME HUNTERS

185. LOST IN THE JUNGLE.

186. THE CANTEEN REPRESENTS LUST,

187. AND THE JUNGLE KNIFE —

188. THE JUNGLE KNIFE REPRESENTS FURY.

189. LIKE, YOU'RE FURIOUS IF YOU'RE HOLDING THE JUNGLE KNIFE.

190. SO GO AHEAD AND START THE SCENE.

191. WHY ARE THERE SO MANY TREES IN THE JUNGLE?

192. HEY, CALM DOWN.

193. THEY'RE PART OF THE ECOSYSTEM, DUDE.

194. LOOK, YOU'RE ONLY ON THIS TRIP

195. BECAUSE WE NEEDED SOMEONE TO CARRY THE PACK.

196. WHOA, YOU NEED TO TAKE —

197. WE NEED THAT WATER!

198. WE'RE ALMOST OUT OF WATER. ALL THE LIQUID'S ALMOST GONE.

199. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY MORE. YOU TAKE CARE OF IT.

200. YOU LOOK REALLY STRONG WITH THAT KNIFE IN YOUR HAND.

201. I NEVER NOTICED THE CUT OF YOUR JIB BEFORE,

202. BUT YOU'RE MY KIND OF EXPLORER.

203. WHY DON'T YOU LET ME CUT THE TRAIL?

204. NO, LET ME LICK THE TRAIL CLEAN.

205. ALL RIGHT, MAYBE HE'S RIGHT.

206. HEY!

207. THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR.

208. EXCUSE ME!

209. SORRY.

210. EXCUSE ME! I AM THE HEAD OF THE EXPEDITION!

211. THIS IS NOT RIGHT!

212. RUN THROUGH THE FOREST AND CUT DOWN THE PLANTS

213. SINCE IT'S ALREADY IN YOU.

214. YOU'RE HAVING SOME ISSUES, AREN'T YOU?

215. YES. YES, I AM.

216. WELL, MR. THIRD WHEEL WILL JUST BLEED OVER HERE,

217. IF IT'S ALL RIGHT WITH YOU.

218. OH, DON'T BE SUCH A GROUSE.

219. HERE, I'LL TAKE IT OUT.

220. OH, LOOK AT THE MESS YOU MADE!

221. CLEAN THAT OFF!

222. WILL YOU CLEAN THIS?

223. YES!

224. YES, I WILL!

225. THAT WAS 1,000 POINTS.

226. DON'T PLAY WITH HIM ON THE WAY HOME

227. 'CAUSE I DON'T WANT YOU TO GET IN A CAR ACCIDENT.

228. NOW LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED GREATEST HITS.

229. THIS IS FOR COLIN, RYAN, AND WAYNE

230. WITH THE HELP OF LAURA HALL ON THE PIANO

231. AND LINDA TAYLOR ON GUITAR.

232. COLIN AND RYAN ARE TV COMMERCIAL GUYS

233. TALKING ABOUT A BIG COMPILATION ALBUM.

234. THEY'RE GOING TO TRY TO GET WAYNE TO SING

235. DIFFERENT TYPES OF SONGS, TRY TO TRIP HIM UP.

236. WHAT WE NEED FROM THE AUDIENCE

237. IS SOMETHING YOU LOOK FOR IN THE YELLOW PAGES.

238. EXTERMINATOR EXTERMINATOR.

239. SO THE ALBUM IS "SONGS OF THE EXTERMINATOR."

240. GOOD LUCK, WAYNE.

241. THANKS

242. WE'LL BE BACK TO OUR NATURE DOCUMENTARY,

243. "BAGGY, THE ANOREXIC ELEPHANT,"

244. IN JUST A SECOND.

245. YOU KNOW...

246. HE COLIN...

247. YES, RYAN.

248. QUESTION- IS THIS CD SET SAFE FOR THE KIDS?

249. ANSWER — YES, IT IS.

250. AND NOT ONLY THAT, IT'S CHOLESTEROL-FREE.

251. ALL RIGHT, MOVING RIGHT ALONG...

252. WE'VE PUT TOGETHER 60 SONGS ON A 2-CD SET

253. ABOUT THE EXTERMINATOR.

254. THAT'S RIGHT,

255. WE HAVE MORE HITS THAN DODGERS' OPPONENTS,

256. AND WE'RE GOING TO START OFF

257. WITH ONE OF OUR FAVORITE ROCKABILLY SONGS

258. FROM THE STRAY CATS —

259. "OOH, A SPIDER."

260. YOU KNOW, THE RANGE OF ARTISTS

261. ON THIS CD SET IS INCREDIBLE.

262. I THINK ONE OF MY FAVORITES

263. WOULD BE THE GREAT EARTHA KITT HIT —

264. KITT HIT — HA HA HA —

265. THE GREAT EARTHA KITT HIT

266. "YOU GO UNDER THE HOUSE."

267. STILL BRINGS A TEAR TO YOUR EYE.

268. IT SURE DOES. THOSE DAYS ARE GONE.

269. YEAH. BUT ARE THEY?

270. YEAH, THEY ARE.

271. BUT, YOU KNOW,

272. WE HAVE MORE HITS

273. THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY THINK ABOUT.

274. ONE OF MY PERSONAL FAVORITE ARTISTS

275. IS THE WONDERFUL ARTIST NAMED CHER.

276. AND ALTHOUGH I LOVE MUCH OF HER LATE STUFF,

277. HER EARLY STUFF WAS THE STUFF

278. THAT I REALLY, REALLY LOVE.

279. IT WAS GOOD STUFF.

280. LET'S NOT SAY "STUFF" ANYMORE.

281. OKAY.

282. BUT DO YOU REMEMBER THIS GREAT HIT —

283. "ANTS, RATS, AND GYPSY MOTHS"?

284. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

285. WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?",

286. FIND OUT WHO THE WINNER IS.

287. HEY, WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

288. TONIGHT'S WINNER, BY SOME STRANGE REASON,

289. IS GREG PROOPS.

290. I DON'T KNOW HOW IT HAPPENED, BUT THERE HE IS.

291. WHAT WE'RE GOING TO DO, THE REST OF US,

292. WE'RE GOING TO BE DOING A HOEDOWN

293. WITH THE HELP OF LAURA HALL ON THE PIANO.

294. WHAT I NEED FROM THE AUDIENCE, I NEED A SUGGESTION

295. OF A GROUP OF PEOPLE THAT YOU HATE.

296. THE VILLAGE PEOPLE, VILLAGE PEOPLE.

297. LET'S DO THE VILLAGE PEOPLE HOEDOWN.

298. VILLAGE PEOPLE.

299. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE."

300. HEY, WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

301. WE'RE GOING TO END THE SHOW WITH RYAN AND GREG

302. READING THE CREDITS

303. LIKE TWO FRAT BOYS SPENDING SPRING BREAK

304. AT A CROWDED BEACH. GOOD NHT, EVERYBODY.

305. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME ON "WHOSE LINE."

306. OHH.

307. OHH.

308. DAN PATTERSON — RIGHT ON!

309. TOM PARK'S — HELLO!

310. HELLO. WHOA.

311. WHEN DID YOU GET BACK FROM HEAVEN?

312. KEITH RICHMOND'S WEARING A THONG.

313. THAT'S NICE TO SEE.

314. HOW ABOUT STACY GALE?

315. SHE'S GOT A LITTLE SAND IN PLACES

316. THERE SHOULDN'T BE SAND, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING?