Whose Line Is It Anyway? 2x22

Directed by

Brian Shaw as Self • Heather Anne Campbell as Self

Weightlifter Brian Shaw, the “World's Strongest Man”; comedian Heather Anne Campbell.

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1. GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY, AND WELCOME TO...

2. ON TONIGHT'S SHOW —

3. "HAVE IT YOUR WAY" WAYNE BRADY,

4. "HOLD THE PICKLES" KATHY GREENWOOD,

5. "FINGER-LICKING GOOD" COLIN MOCHRIE,

6. AND "YOU CAN'T EAT JUST ONE" RYAN STILES.

7. I'M YOUR HOST DREW CAREY.

8. COME ON DOWN. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

9. OH!

10. HELLO.

11. HELLO, EVERYBODY,

12. AND WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?",

13. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

14. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

15. THAT'S RIGHT, THE POINTS ARE USELESS,

16. JUST LIKE A PERSAL CHECK FROM WILLIE NELSON.

17. LOVE YOU, WILL. JUST A JOKE.

18. IF YOU NEVER SAW E SHOW BEFORE,

19. THESE G@YS COME UP.

20. THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE EVERYTHING UP.

21. THEN I GIVE THEM POINTS —

22. IT'S A GAG TO HOLD THE SHOW TOGETHER —

23. AND WE DECIDE ON AN ARTIFICIAL WINR

24. AT THE END OF THE SHOW,

25. AND THE WINNER GETS TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL

26. AND THE LOSER GETS TO WHIP IT, WHIP IT GOOD,

27. SO... HA HA HA.

28. LET'S START WITH A GAME CALLED "WEIRD NEWSCASTERS"

29. FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU.

30. COLIN, YOU'RE GOING TO BE ANCHOR OF A NEWS SHOW.

31. KATHY, WAYNE, AND RYAN ARE THE CO-ANCHORS.

32. WE'RE GIVING YOU AN ODDHING TO PLAY.

33. KATHY, YOU'RE THE CO-ANCHOR.

34. YOU'RE COLIN'S SPOILED, BAD-TEMPERED, TEENAGE DAUGHTER.

35. SPORTSCASTER IS WAYNE —

36. HAVING TROUB MASTERING HIS JET PACK.

37. THE WEATHERMAN IS RYAN.

38. YOU'RE A LIFER ABOUT TO ATTPT

39. A DARING AND ELABORATE PRISON ESCAPE.

40. YES.

41. SO WHENEVER YOU HEAR THE MUSIC,

42. COLIN, START THE NEWS.

43. WELCOME TO THE 6:00 NEWS.

44. I'M YOUR ANCHOR OLLIE OXENFREE.

45. OUR TOP STORY TONIGHT —

46. FAMOUS TV DOLPHIN FLIPPER WAS ARRESTED TODAY

47. ON PROSTITUTION-RING CHARGES.

48. HE AEGEDLY WAS SEEN TRANSPORTING TWO 16-YEAR-OLDS

49. ACROSS STATE LINES FOR IMMORAL PORPOISES.

50. AND NOW, I'M VERY PROUD

51. TO TURN THE CO-ANCHORING DUTIES OVER

52. TO MY LOVELY DAUGHTER JANISA.

53. JANISA.

54. WHO CARES WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE WORLD?

55. WHAT ABOUT ME?

56. YOU NEVER PAY ANY ATTENTION TO ME.

57. HA HA HA.

58. I'M ON TV, AREN'T I? HA HA HA.

59. WELL, THIS WAS AN EXPERIMENT

60. THAT WENT AWRY.

61. AND NOW OVER TO OUR SPORTS DESK

62. WITH BRICK BRUCK.

63. YES, SIR. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

64. HELLO, CITIZENS.

65. TODAY I SHALL BE REPORTING THE SPORTS

66. FROM HIGH ABOVE OUR FAIR CITY.

67. IT APPEARS THAT —

68. IN THE FIRST GAME —

69. WHOA! HA HA HA.

70. IT'S TECHNOLOGY, FOLKS. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

71. WHOO!

72. [ Imitating computer voice WARNING.

73. OH, HELL. OH!

74. AAH! THE ENGINE!

75. IT'S OKAY — AAH!

76. OH, NO!

77. DON'T DO THAT.

78. I WANT ONE OF THOSE!

79. WELL, YOU CAN'T GET ONE.

80. BUT I WANT ONE!

81. IT'S TIME TO GO TO T WEATHER

82. WITH OUR HAPPY WEATHERMAN RINKLY DAYS.

83. SPRINKLY.

84. THANKS. WE'VE GOT SOME FOG MOVING IN,

85. WHICH SHOULD TURN IN QUITE HANDY —

86. QUITE HANDY INDEED.

87. LATER ON IN THE WEEK,

88. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SOME WEATHER COMING UP.

89. PSST.

90. WHAT?

91. WELL, THAT WAS THE 6:00 NEWS.

92. JOIN US IN 15 MINUTES FOR THE 6:15 NEWS.

93. GOOD NIGHT AND GOOD NEW

94. NO POINTS FOR THAT ONE,

95. BUT YOUR ROOMS AND MEALS ARE COMPED.

96. MINI-BAR?

97. YEAH, A LITTLE BIT OF MINI-BAR.

98. WE'RE GOING TO MOVE ON

99. TO A GAME CALLED "SONG STYLES."

100. THIS IS FOR WAYNE, LAURA HALL, LINDA TAYLOR, AND CECE WORRALL.

101. NOW, I HAVE HAD MY EYE ON A YOUNG LADY

102. IN THE AUDIENCE THAT'S RIGHT UP HERE.

103. I KNOW JUST WHERE I'M GOING.

104. HOW ARE YOU DOING? WHAT'S YR NAME?

105. LEE.

106. NICE TMEET YOU, LEE. I'GRANT.

107. CIVIL WAR HUMOR FOR YOU.

108. WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING, LEE?

109. I'M A LUNCH LADY.

110. OH, GOOD FOR YOU.

111. THEY DON'T EVEN SAY "FOOD SERVICE WORKER" ANYMORE.

112. THEY JUST GO RIT TO "LUNCH LADY."

113. MA THE BIG WALK DOWN THE STAIRS HERE

114. AND MEET WAYNE BRADY.

115. SAY HI TO WAYNE BRADY.

116. HAVE A SEA MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE.

117. OUR SPIAL TODAY IS MEATLOAF.

118. THIS IS LEE.

119. SHE'S A RETIRED SCHOOL LUNCH LADY,

120. AND YOU'RE GOING TO DO A SONG TO HER

121. AS A SINGING STRIP-O-GRAM.

122. SO, WAYNE, SINGING STRIP-O-GRAM.

123. GO AT IT, BROTHER.

124. I'LL LET MYSELF IN.

125. ARE YOU LEE?

126. I'M SO SORRY.

127. AT'S OKAY.

128. THANK YOU, LEE.

129. I'M ING TO HAVE ME BAD DREAMS TONIGHT,

130. T ME TELL YOU.

131. I FEEL SDIRTY.

132. YOU FEEL DIRTY?

133. HOW ABOUT POOR LEE THE LUNCH LADû

134. LET'S MOVE TO A GAME CALLED "THEME RESTAURANT"

135. FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU.

136. COLIN AND KATHY ARE TWO BUSINESS ASSOCIATES

137. WHO STEPPED OUT FOR AN ILLICIT ROMANTIC LUNH

138. IN A THEMED RESTAURANT.

139. RYAN AND WAYNE ARE THE MAITRE D' AND THE WAITER.

140. THE THEME OF THE RESTAURANT IS A WAR ZONE.

141. RYAN AND COLIN ARE YOUR WAITER AND MAITRE D',

142. AND YOU'RE OUT HAVING ILLICIT R@JTIC LUNCH.

143. WE DON'T HAVE MUCH TIME.

144. NO, WE DON'T.

145. I THOUGHT THE BOMBS BURSTING IN THE AIR

146. MIGHT JUST INFLAME OUPASSION.

147. NOTHING COULD INFLAME ME ANY MORE.

148. I'M YOUR WAITER. MY LAST NAME'S RYAN.

149. WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG?

150. UH-HUH. DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND?

151. WE NEESOME FOOD AT THIS TABLE FAST!

152. NO!

153. UM...

154. DID YOU ORDER SAUERKRAUT?

155. I'M QUICKLY LOSING MY APPETITE.

156. WE'RE OUT OF THE SPAGHETTI.

157. I'M CRAVING STEAK TARTARE.

158. ARE YOU?

159. YES.

160. I THOUGHT WE'D ORDER SOME BUNS.

161. BUNS!

162. YOUR PERS — WHERE ARE THEY?

163. WHAT ARE YOU EATING? WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

164. MY — MY NAME'S —

165. LISTEN, UH, WE'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HERE.

166. YOU DON'T SHUT UP!

167. YOU CAN'T TALK AND SPEAK THE QUIET, YOU!

168. HEY, YOU KNOW HOW CRAZY THESE BELGNS GET.

169. YOU'RE WANTED AT TABLE FOUR.

170. OKAY, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE

171. "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" RIGHT AFTER THIS.

172. DON'T GO AWAY.

173. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?",

174. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

175. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

176. HEY, IF YOU'RE HOME WATCHING THE SHOW

177. WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND,

178. WHY DON'T YOU CALL YOUR WIFE AND ASK HER TO TUNE IN, TOO?

179. FOR THE NEXT GAME —

180. IT'S CALLED "NARRATE."

181. IT'S FOR COLIN AND RYAN.

182. THEY'RE GOING TO ACT OUT A FILM NOIR SCENE.

183. WE PICKED OUT MUSIC FOR THEM.

184. WHAT WE NEED IS AN UNLIKELY PLACE

185. FOR A FILM NOIR SCENE.

186. FAST FOOD PLACE — WE'LL DO THAT.

187. WE'LL DOAST FOOD,

188. AND WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, GO AHEAD.

189. I'D BEEN SEARCHING FOR THE MALTESE BURGER

190. FOR THREE YEARS.

191. ALL CLUES FINALLY LED TO THIS PLACE

192. IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE.

193. IT WAS TIME FOR ME TO GET IT.

194. HI. I'LL HAVE SOME FRIES.

195. RRY. THE SPEAKER'S BROKEN.

196. YOU WANTED FRIES?

197. YEAH.

198. YOU WANT FRIES WITH THAT?

199. WHILE HE WAS WORKING ON THE FRIES,

200. I HAD THIS INCREDIBLE PLAN THAT WOULD GET FROM HIM

201. THE LOCATION OF THE MALTESE BURGER.

202. HERE YOU GO.

203. THANKS. WHERE'S THE MALTESE BURGER?

204. I DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER I SHOULD TELL HIM OR NOT.

205. I DIDN'T KNOW WHETHER IT WAS SOME ELABORATE AN

206. OR JUST A SIMPLE QUESTION.

207. PARDON?

208. HE WAS PLAYING ME LIKE HE'D PLAY A FISH.

209. I CAN'T MAKE IT MUCH CLEARER LIKE THAT.

210. IT WAS THEN I NOTICED

211. THE SESAME SEEDS ON HIS SHIRT.

212. SAY, YOU GOT SOME SEEDS THERE.

213. AHA! THE MALTESE BURGER!

214. I GUESS YOU GOT ME.

215. OH, I KNEW WHO HE WAS —

216. A DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEE

217. WHO HAD WORED HERE FIVE YEARS AGO

218. I COULDN'T FORGET THAT FACE.

219. HE USED TO BOB FOR FRIES.

220. I GUESS IT'S ALL YOURS. YOU GOT ME.

221. IT ALL SEEMED TOO EASY, WAY TOO EASY.

222. THAT'S WHEN HE DID SOMETHING TOTALLY UNEXPECTED,

223. SOMETHING SO CRAZY AND WILD

224. IT TOOK ME TOTALLY BY SURPRISE.

225. EVEN THOUGH IT WAS KIND OF FUNNY,

226. IT STILL WAS REALLY WEIRD.

227. I THINK THAT'S THE FIRST TIME

228. I'VE EVER KISSED YOU.

229. IT WAS VY NICE. THANK YOU.

230. WOW.

231. BR MINT?

232. I AM REALLY GOING TO HAVE SOME NIGHTMARES.

233. 5,000 POINTS APIECE,

234. AND, KIDS, IF YOU'RE ATOME

235. WATCHING THIS WITH YOUR PARENTS,

236. JUST PRETEND YOU DIDN'T UNDERSTAND THAT LAST ONE.

237. QUICKLY, WE'LL GO ON

238. TO A GAME CALLED "SCENES FROM A HAT"

239. FOR COLIN AND KATHY AND RYAN AND WAYNE.

240. FOR SCENES THED LIKE TO SEE ACTED OUT.

241. WE PUT THEM IN A HAT

242. AND WE SEE HOW MANY OUR PERFORMERS CAN ACT OUT,

243. STARTING WITH —

244. HA HA — "SENIOR CITIZEN OLYMPIC EVENTS."

245. HA HA. OH, PLEASE BE KIND.

246. "THE NUMBER-ONE THING THAT YOU SHOULDN'T LICK."

247. "ALTERNATE ENDINGS TO FAMOUS FILMS."

248. I LOVE YOU, THELMA.

249. I LO YOU, LOUISE.

250. ROSEBUD'S THE SLED.

251. "THINGS THAT CAN SPOIL A DATE."

252. YOU'RE SO PRETTY.

253. THANKS.

254. I ONCE KISSED RYAN STILES.

255. HA HA HA.

256. "HILLARY CLINTON'S RECURRING NIGHTMARE."

257. OH, I BET HE'S COMING HOME TONIGHT.

258. I BET HE'S COMING HOME TONIGHT.

259. "THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER, EVER, EVER SAY

260. WHILE MAKING LOVE."

261. HONEY, ULD YOU JUST REACH OVER

262. AND HAND ME THE YEAST INFECTION MEDICATION THERE?

263. OOH.

264. IT'LL BE EVEN BETTER

265. AFTER THE OPERATION.

266. "THE FIRST THING THAT ADAM SAID TO EVE."

267. OW!

268. DAMN!

269. NO, YOU DO NOT LOOK FAT IN YOUR LEAF.

270. WE'RE GOING TO FIND OUT WHO THE WINNER IS.

271. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE."

272. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

273. TONIGHT'S WINNER — KATHY GREENWOOD.

274. KATHY'S THE WINNER TONIGHT. CONGRATULATIONS, KATHY.

275. SO SHE WINS AND THESE YS LOSE.

276. THEY'RE GOING BE PUNISHED

277. BY DOING A GAME WITH ME CALLED "HOEDOW"

278. OUR FAVORTE GAME IN THE WORLD,

279. WITH LAURA HALL ON THE PIANO,

280. AND WHAT WE NEED FROM THE AUDIENCE

281. IS A REASON YOU MIGHT WEAR A MASK.

282. HALLOWEEN.

283. LET'S DO THE HALLOWEEN HOEDOWN.

284. WHOO-HOO!

285. WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

286. RIGHT AFTER THIS.

287. HEY, WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

288. WE'RE GOING TO END WITH KATHY AND RYAN

289. READING THE CREDITS FOR YOU

290. LIKE TWO GOSSIPY MANICURISTS.

291. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANKS FOR WATCHING.

292. DID YOU HEAR WHAT HAPPENED

293. WITH DENISE O'DONOGHUE AND MARK LEVESON?

294. NO. WHAT HAPPENED?

295. I HEARD IT FROM DAN CUTFORTH.

296. DREW CAREY WAS IN HERE LAST WEEK,

297. AND YOU'VE NEVER SEEN NAILS LIKE THAT.

298. ERIC WILKER CAN TELL YOU.

299. STEVE BLUM IS SOAKING IN IT.

300. I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE SAYING. ASK HAL SPEER.

301. DON'T TELL ME ABOUT IT. I'LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT.

302. HA HA HA.

303. IS THAT GLENN HAZLETT? IS THAT GLENN HAZLETT?

304. I'VE TAKEN HIS WHOLE FINGER OFF.

305. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC. AND WARNER BROS INC.