1. GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY,Copy !req
2. AND WELCOME
TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"Copy !req
3. ON TONIGHT'S SHOW —
I LEFT MY HEART IN WAYNE BRADY,Copy !req
4. STOP IN THE NAME
OF CHIP ESTEN,Copy !req
5. TIE A YELLOW RIBBON
AROUND COLIN MOCHRIE,Copy !req
6. AND RAINDROPS KEEP FALLING
ON MY RYAN STILES,Copy !req
7. I'M YOUR HOST DREW CAREY.Copy !req
8. COME ON DOWN.
LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.Copy !req
9. HELLO.Copy !req
10. HI, WELCOME
TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"Copy !req
11. THE SHOW WHERE
EVERYTHING'S MADE UPCopy !req
12. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER,Copy !req
13. JUST LIKE THE "DO NOT DISTURB"
SIGN ON YOUR HOTEL ROOM DOOR.Copy !req
14. DON'T MEAN A THING
TO ANYBODY.Copy !req
15. THESE GUYS ARE GOING
TO COME UP,Copy !req
16. THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE
EVERYTHING UP YOU SEE TONIGHT,Copy !req
17. AND I GIVEHEM POINTS —Copy !req
18. JUST A GAG
TO HOLD THE SHOW TOGETHER —Copy !req
19. AND AT THE END OF THE SHOW,
I PICK A WINNER.Copy !req
20. THE WINNER GETS TO DO
SOMETHING SPECIAL WITH ME,Copy !req
21. AND THE LOSER HAS TO SAY,Copy !req
22. "THANK YOU, SIR,
MAY I HAVE ANOTHER?"Copy !req
23. NOW LET'S START OUT
WITH OUR FIRST GAME.Copy !req
24. THEY'RE GOING TO ACT OUT
A SCENE AS SUPERHEROES.Copy !req
25. COLIN, YOU'RE GOING
TO START.Copy !req
26. EACH PERSON'S GOING TO NAME
THE NEXT SUPERHERO COMING IN.Copy !req
27. WHAT WE NEED
FROM THE AUDIENCECopy !req
28. IS THE NAME
OF AN UNLIKELY SUPERHERO.Copy !req
29. CAPTAIN OBVIOUS.Copy !req
30. CAPTAIN OBVIOUS
IS WHAT I HEARD.Copy !req
31. I NEED A NAMECopy !req
32. OF SE KIND OF CRISIS
A SUPERHERO WOULD HAVE.Copy !req
33. DRY SKIN.Copy !req
34. DRY SKIN.Copy !req
35. CAPTAIN OBVIOUS, YOU HAVE
DRY SKIN ALL OVER THE WORLD.Copy !req
36. WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO?Copy !req
37. I'M STANDING.Copy !req
38. MM-HMM.Copy !req
39. I'M LOOKING AROUND.Copy !req
40. PERHAPS THERE'S SOMETHING
ON THE CRISIS MONITOR.Copy !req
41. HERE, I TURNED IT ON.Copy !req
42. DRY SKIN!Copy !req
43. JUST THINKING ABOUT IT
MAKES ME WANT TO SCRATCH.Copy !req
44. OH, THAT'S AIR
GOING INTO MY LUNGS.Copy !req
45. HA HA HAA!Copy !req
46. WELL, I HOPE MY FRIENDS
WILL GET HERE SOONCopy !req
47. TO HELP ME WITH THIS —Copy !req
48. HEY, HERYOU COME
THROUGH THE DOOR!Copy !req
49. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
50. HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
51. SHAKE MY HAND.Copy !req
52. I'M SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE,
CAPTAIN HYPERACTIVE MOTH.Copy !req
53. WELL, IT'S NICE TO BE HERE.
NICE TO BE HERE.Copy !req
54. SAY, YOU'RE LIKE A MOTH,
AND YOU'RE HYPERACTIVE.Copy !req
55. LOOK, THERE'S DRY SKIN.Copy !req
56. THAT'S MY SHIRT.
THAT'S MY SHIRT.Copy !req
57. I GOT HERE
AS SOON AS I COULD.Copy !req
58. OH, THE JITTERBUG BOY.Copy !req
59. HEY, YOU HAVE TO BECopy !req
60. IN SOME KIND OF SHAPE
TO DO THAT.Copy !req
61. SORRY I'M LATECopy !req
62. THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE,Copy !req
63. THINKS-EVERYBODY'S-
ON-FIRE MAN.Copy !req
64. AAH!Copy !req
65. NOW, QUICKLY — AAH!Copy !req
66. AAH! OOH! OOH!Copy !req
67. OOH! OOH! OOH!Copy !req
68. OOH! STOP —Copy !req
69. STOP —Copy !req
70. NOW COME ON.Copy !req
71. LOTION! LOTION!
GET A LOT OF LOTION!Copy !req
72. THE LOTION WILL HELP!
THE LOTION WILL HELP!Copy !req
73. THE LOTION WILL HELP!
THE LOTION WILL HELP!Copy !req
74. AAH!Copy !req
75. YOU KNOW, HE WASN'T
REALLY ON FIRE.Copy !req
76. HA HA HA!Copy !req
77. IF YOU NEED ME, I'LL BE
HANGING AROUND YOUR PORCH LIGHTCopy !req
78. FOR ABOUT AN HOUR.Copy !req
79. 1,000 POINTS
FOR EVERYBODY.Copy !req
80. WHO EVER THOUGHTCopy !req
81. THAT THE WORLD-FAMOUS
CAPTAIN OBVIOUSCopy !req
82. IS REALLY MILD-MANNERED
COLIN MOCHRIE?Copy !req
83. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
84. LET'S GO ON TO "FILM,
TV, AND THEATER STYLES."Copy !req
85. THIS IS FOR RYAN,
COLIN, AND WAYNE.Copy !req
86. THEY'RE GOING
TO ACT OUT A SCENE,Copy !req
87. BUT I'M GOING TO MAKE THEM
DO DIFRENT STYLES.Copy !req
88. I NEED SUGGESTIONS
OF STYLES OF THEATER,Copy !req
89. STYLES OF TELEVISION,
STYLES OF FILM...Copy !req
90. COOKING SHOW.Copy !req
91. COOKING. WHAT?Copy !req
92. WESTERN.Copy !req
93. SURFING.Copy !req
94. CARTOON. OH, YEAH.Copy !req
95. ANIME, STOOGES...Copy !req
96. "SOUTH PARK."Copy !req
97. "SOUTH PARK."Copy !req
98. OKAY, THAT'S GOOD,
THAT'S GOOD.Copy !req
99. WOW, WHAT A —
SURFING, "SOUTH PARK" —Copy !req
100. WHAT A SMART CROWD
WE HAVE HERE.Copy !req
101. HA HA HA HA!Copy !req
102. THEY'RE GOING TO START OUT
THE SCENE AS NORMAL.Copy !req
103. I'LL COME IN WITH THE STYLES
IN A MINUTE.Copy !req
104. THE SCENE IS RYAN ARRIVES
AT HIS SKI LODGECopy !req
105. A DAY EARLY
TO DISCOVER HIS WIFE COLINCopy !req
106. IN THE ARMS OF AMOROUS
SKI INSTRUCTOR WAYNE.Copy !req
107. SO GO AHEAD.Copy !req
108. SO, UH,
NOW I'LL SHOW YOUCopy !req
109. THE PROPER WAY
TO GRASP THE PE.Copy !req
110. YES.Copy !req
111. READY?Copy !req
112. I'M READY
FOR THE BIG SLOPE NOW.Copy !req
113. SHH.Copy !req
114. SHH.Copy !req
115. OOH. OOH.Copy !req
116. OOH. OOH.Copy !req
117. OOH. OOH.Copy !req
118. ENOUGH WITH THE PRETENSE.
I LOVE YOU, BALD WOMAN.Copy !req
119. HONEY, I'M HOME.Copy !req
120. OH!Copy !req
121. OH!Copy !req
122. OH!Copy !req
123. WHAT'S SHE DOING HERE?Copy !req
124. UH, WESTERN.Copy !req
125. WELL,
I DIDN'T EXPECTCopy !req
126. TO FINEITHER ONE
OF YOU HERE.Copy !req
127. THIS CABIN AIN'T BIG ENOUGH
FOR THREE OF US.Copy !req
128. I GUESS NOT.Copy !req
129. YOU BARGED IN WHILE
I WAS GETTING READYCopy !req
130. TO SHOW MISS KITTY
A GOOD TIME.Copy !req
131. HIGH HEEL. HIGH HEEL.
HIGH HEEL.Copy !req
132. UH, THREE STOOGES.Copy !req
133. HONK.Copy !req
134. OKAY, WISE GUY!
BOINK!Copy !req
135. DOINK!Copy !req
136. HEY.Copy !req
137. AH HA HA.Copy !req
138. WHAT'S A-GOING ON?Copy !req
139. CAN'T WE ALL GET ALONG
TOGETHER HERE?Copy !req
140. I DON'T KNOW.
GIVE ME A BREAK.Copy !req
141. I DID THE WRONG ONE.Copy !req
142. WHAT STOOGE
WAS THAT?Copy !req
143. THAT WAS
MARX BROTHERS.Copy !req
144. I KNOW, I KNOW!Copy !req
145. JUST FOR THAT,
COOKING SHOW.Copy !req
146. YOU KNOW, MAYBE IF WE HAD
SOME OF MY NEW MUFFINS,Copy !req
147. WE CAN DISCUSS THIS
OVER THE MUFFINS AND TEA.Copy !req
148. I WOULDN'T MIND DISCUSSING
OVER MUFFINS AND TEA.Copy !req
149. I WAS THINKING
THE BEST WAY TO MAKE LOVECopy !req
150. IS WITH RED WINECopy !req
151. AND THESE CHERRIES TO PLACE
ATOP YOUR FOREHEADCopy !req
152. WHILE I KISS YOU.Copy !req
153. YOKNOW, I FIND
WHEN MY WIFE IS CHEATING,Copy !req
154. IT'S BEST TO PUT HER
IN AN OVEN AT 350Copy !req
155. FOR TWO HOURS.Copy !req
156. LET'S TRY IT.Copy !req
157. NOW, BECAUSEE COULDN'T
DO THIS ON A REGULAR SHOW,Copy !req
158. WE HAVE A PREPARED WIFE
IN THE OTHER OVEN.Copy !req
159. OH!Copy !req
160. OH!Copy !req
161. MMM.Copy !req
162. MMM.Copy !req
163. NOW, KEEPING IT CLEAN
FOR THE CENSOR,Copy !req
164. "SOUTH PARK."Copy !req
165. HEY, YOU!
'ESPECT MY AUTHORITY.Copy !req
166. I DON'T KNOW-A WHAT'S-A
GOING AROUND HERE.Copy !req
167. I WAS JUST GOING
TO DO THAT, YOU BASTARD.Copy !req
168. HEY, I LOVE MY WIFE.
I'LL TAKE YOU OUT —Copy !req
169. BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!Copy !req
170. BLAH! BLAH!
BLAH! BLAH!Copy !req
171. BLAH! BLAH! BLAH!Copy !req
172. MILLION POINTS
FOR EACH OF YOU.Copy !req
173. IT'S 20,000 POINTS A YEAR
FOR THE NEXT 500 YEARS,Copy !req
174. BUT YOU KNOW —Copy !req
175. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME
CALLED "NEWS FLASH."Copy !req
176. THIS IS FOR RYAN, CHIP,
AND COLIN.Copy !req
177. RYAN AND CHIP ARE GOING
TO BE TWO NEWS ANCHORS.Copy !req
178. COLIN, YOU'RE GOING TO BE
A FIELD REPORTER.Copy !req
179. YOU CAN SEE HE'S IN FRONT
OF A GREEN SCREEN.Copy !req
180. LOOK BEHIND YOU.
ALL YOU CAN SEE IS GREEN,Copy !req
181. BECAUSE THROUGH THE MAGIC
OF TELEVISION, UH...Copy !req
182. THROUGH THE MAGIC
OF TELEVISION...Copy !req
183. WE'RE GOING TO PUT
A SCENE BEHIND COLIN.Copy !req
184. COLIN DOESN'T KNOW
WHAT IT'S GOING TO BE.Copy !req
185. HE CAN'T SEE
ANY OF THE MONITORS.Copy !req
186. HE CAN'T SEE ANY OF
THE MONITORS ON THE CAMERA,Copy !req
187. AND HE HAS TO GUESS
WHAT'S BEHIND HIM.Copy !req
188. RYAN AND CHIP ARE GOING
TO GIVE HIM HINTS,Copy !req
189. SO, RYAN AND CHIP,
OFF TO YOU.Copy !req
190. WE'LL RETURN YOU
TO YOUR MOVIE IN A MOMENT,Copy !req
191. BUT FIRST WE HAVE
A SPECIAL BULLETIN.Copy !req
192. COLIN,
ARE YOU OUT THERE?Copy !req
193. UH, YES,
I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU,Copy !req
194. BUT, YES, I AM HERE.Copy !req
195. WHAT EXACTLY IS GOING ON?
HOW DID THIS ALL START?Copy !req
196. UM, IT ALL STARTEDCopy !req
197. WITH A BAD ORDER
OF SHRIMP.Copy !req
198. THEN A FIGHT JUST BROKE OUT,
AND THEN THIS STARTED TO HAPPEN.Copy !req
199. IT STARTED OVER HERE,Copy !req
200. AND THEN IT WORKED ITS WAY
TO HERE.Copy !req
201. I KNOW YOU'RE VERY FAMILIAR
WITH THE SURROUNDINGS.Copy !req
202. YOU SPEND A LOT OF TIME
AT THIS PLACE.Copy !req
203. CAN YOU TELL US —
WHAT ARE THESE PEOPLE LIKE?Copy !req
204. WELL, USUALLY
THEY'RE VERY FRIENDLY.Copy !req
205. THEY'RE USUALLY
A HAPPY-GO-LUCKY PEOPLE.Copy !req
206. UH...Copy !req
207. OFTEN YOU CAN
COME DOWN HERECopy !req
208. AND HAVE A GOOD BEER
AND A FEW POLKAS,Copy !req
209. BUT, UH, NOW...Copy !req
210. NOW IT'S JUST GONE TO THIS,Copy !req
211. AND I'E HOPING THEY'LL GET ON
THE RIGHT TRACK SOON.Copy !req
212. COLIN,
HOW DO YOU THINKCopy !req
213. THIS IS ALL GOING
TO WORK OUT?Copy !req
214. WELL, YOUR GUESS
IS AS GOOD AS MINE.Copy !req
215. I'M HOPING FOR THE BEST,Copy !req
216. BUT I'M NOT OPTIMISTIC.Copy !req
217. WELL, LOOKS LIKECopy !req
218. THERE'S A WHOLE LOT
OF SHAKING GOING ON.Copy !req
219. YES. OH, CERTAINLY IS.Copy !req
220. I'M — I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS,
BUT I'M GOING TO STAY HERECopy !req
221. AND REPORT THIS STORY
TO THE VERY END.Copy !req
222. THERE'S NO "IFs,"ANDs,"
OR "BUTs" ABOUT THAT.Copy !req
223. YOU KNOW, ARE YOU
IN ANY SORT OF FEARCopy !req
224. FOR YOUR LIFE AT ALL?Copy !req
225. NOT TOO MUCH.Copy !req
226. I FEEL FAIRLY SAFE.Copy !req
227. AROUND THIS AREA,
UH, I'M A LITTLE NERVOUS.Copy !req
228. BUT AS LONG
AS I DON'T GO BACK HERE,Copy !req
229. I THINK I'LL BE FINE.Copy !req
230. IS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
YOU CAN TELL US?Copy !req
231. YOU KNOW,
AS I'M LOOKING AT THIS,Copy !req
232. I AM REMINDED OF THE, UH,Copy !req
233. WHEN THE U.S. OLYMPIC TEAM
WON AT LAKE PLACID.Copy !req
234. UH, WELL...Copy !req
235. WOW, THAT'S, UH,Copy !req
236. THAT'S QUITE
A WEIGHT TO CARRY.Copy !req
237. YES. NO "IFs,"ANDs,"
OR "BUTs" ABOUT IT.Copy !req
238. BIG WEIGHTY BUTTS.Copy !req
239. THAT'S VERY CLOSE.Copy !req
240. YOU WANT TO TAKE
A REGULAR GUESS?Copy !req
241. EXERCISE.Copy !req
242. YES!Copy !req
243. BIG PEOPLE EXERCISING!Copy !req
244. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACKCopy !req
245. WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE
IS IT ANYWAY?" AFTER THIS!Copy !req
246. WELCOME BACK
TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"Copy !req
247. THE SHOW WHERE
EVERYTHING'S MADE UPCopy !req
248. AND POINTS DON'T MATTER.Copy !req
249. SORRY ABOUT THE MESS,
BUT DURING THE BREAKCopy !req
250. WE WERE ALL PRACTICING
RANDOM ACTS OF KINDNESS.Copy !req
251. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME
CALLED "DUET."Copy !req
252. THIS IS
FOR CHIP AND WAYNECopy !req
253. WITH THE HELP OF LAURA HALL,
LINDA TAYLOR, ANNA WANSELIUS,Copy !req
254. AND I'M GOING
TO FIND SOMEBODYCopy !req
255. FOR HIM TO SING
A SONG TO.Copy !req
256. HI, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?Copy !req
257. TINA.Copy !req
258. WHAT DO YOU DO
FOR A LIVING?Copy !req
259. I'M ON VACATION
FROM CANADA.Copy !req
260. SHE'S ON VACATION
FROM CANADA!Copy !req
261. COME ON DOWN HERE, TINA.Copy !req
262. SHE'S ON VACATION
FROM CANADA.Copy !req
263. TINA IS ON VACATION
FROM CANADA,Copy !req
264. AND I WANT BOTH OF YOU
TO SING TO HERCopy !req
265. LIKE BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN.Copy !req
266. THANK YOU, TINA.Copy !req
267. WHILE YOU WERE DOING THAT,
SPRINGSTEEN CALLED,Copy !req
268. TOLD YOU TO CUT IT OUT.Copy !req
269. 5,000 POINTS
TO BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN.Copy !req
270. WHEREVER YOU ARE,
HOPE YOU CAN TAKE A JOKE.Copy !req
271. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME
CALLED "PARTY QUIRKS."Copy !req
272. CHIP, YOU'RE GOING TO BE
HOSTING THE PARTY.Copy !req
273. WAYNE, COLIN, AND RYAN,
YOU'RE GOING TO BE THE GUESTS.Copy !req
274. WE'VE GIVEN THEM,
ON THESE CARDS,Copy !req
275. A STRANGE QUIRK
OR IDENTITY.Copy !req
276. CHIP, COME ON DOWN HERE.
YOU GUESS WHO THEY ARE.Copy !req
277. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY,
START THE PARTY.Copy !req
278. NO, IT'S GOING TO BE
A GREAT PARTY.Copy !req
279. I'VE GOT EVERYTHING —
FOOD, GAMES.Copy !req
280. I'VE GOT THE "WHOSE LINE
IS IT ANYWAY?" HOME GAME.Copy !req
281. IT CAME WITH
AN INFLATABLE DREW DOLL.Copy !req
282. MY FRIEND WON'T RETURN IT.Copy !req
283. LISTEN, I GOT TO TALK
TO YOU LATER, OKAY?Copy !req
284. COME ON IN.Copy !req
285. HOW YOU DOING, MAN?Copy !req
286. HEY.Copy !req
287. HOW YOU —
HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
288. EXCUSE ME.Copy !req
289. MAKE YOURSELF AT HOME.Copy !req
290. OH.Copy !req
291. HI. HOW YOU DOING?Copy !req
292. YOU CALL THIS FOOD
FOR A PARTY?Copy !req
293. WELL, I —Copy !req
294. THIS IS CRAP!Copy !req
295. WE'RE NOT GOING
TO TAKE THIS ANYMORE!Copy !req
296. I'M HURY AS HELL,Copy !req
297. AND I WON'T STAND FOR IT
ANYMORE!Copy !req
298. HUNGRY! HUNGRY! HUNGRY!Copy !req
299. WE WANT REAL FOOD!Copy !req
300. REAL FOOD! REAL FOOD!
REAL FOOD!Copy !req
301. REAL FOOD! YEAH!Copy !req
302. YEAH!Copy !req
303. YEAH!Copy !req
304. MARTHA STEWART SAID
THAT WAS ENOUGH.Copy !req
305. COME ON IN.Copy !req
306. HI. HOW ARE YOU?Copy !req
307. OH.Copy !req
308. LOOK,
WILL YOU HELP HIM?Copy !req
309. NO MEN FLYING!Copy !req
310. NO MEN FLYING!
NO MEN FLYING!Copy !req
311. NO MEN FLYING!Copy !req
312. LISTEN, IF YOU'RE GOING
TO CAUSE A RIOT IN HERE,Copy !req
313. I'M GOING TO HAVE TO
ASK YOU TO LEAVE.Copy !req
314. YOU!Copy !req
315. CODY, WE HAVE
TO HELP HIM!Copy !req
316. YOU'RE THE $6 MILLION MAN,
AREN'T YOU?Copy !req
317. NO, HE'S NOT.Copy !req
318. AAH.Copy !req
319. WELL, PLEASE, LEAVE
MY CIRCUS FRIEND ALONE.Copy !req
320. NOPE.Copy !req
321. LEAVE ROCKET BOY ALONE!Copy !req
322. NO.Copy !req
323. OH!Copy !req
324. SPLOING-OING-OING!Copy !req
325. OHH!Copy !req
326. A "BWATCH" GIRL!Copy !req
327. WHEW.Copy !req
328. I SHOULD INVITE
TEST DUMMIES MORE OFTEN.Copy !req
329. NO. OH!Copy !req
330. OH. OH, MY, UH...Copy !req
331. HE GOT HIS SUPPLIES
FROM THE ACME COMPANY.Copy !req
332. OH HO HO!
WILE E. COYOTE!Copy !req
333. WELCOME TO MY PARTY.Copy !req
334. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
ON "WHOSE LINE?"Copy !req
335. AND FIND OUT
WHO THE WINNER IS.Copy !req
336. WELCOME BACK TO
"WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"Copy !req
337. TONIGHT'S WINNER —
WAYNE BRADY!Copy !req
338. ME!Copy !req
339. WAYNE BRADY.Copy !req
340. AND, RYAN AND COLIN,Copy !req
341. WE'RE GOING TO DO
A LITTLEAME FOR YOUCopy !req
342. CALLED
"90-SECOND ALPHABET,"Copy !req
343. AND YOU MUST BE
THE ALTERNATE LOSER —Copy !req
344. CHIP IN THE BACK.Copy !req
345. SO WE VE TO DO A SCENE
IN 90 SECONDS,Copy !req
346. AND EACH TIME
WE SPEAK A SENTENCE,Copy !req
347. THE FIRST WORD
IN THE SENTENCECopy !req
348. HAS TO STA WITH THE NEXT
LETTER IN THE ALPHABET,Copy !req
349. STARTING WITH WHAT LETTER?
"E." OKAY.Copy !req
350. WE GET BACK TO "E,"
THAT WILL BE THE END.Copy !req
351. WAYNE'S GOING TO TIME US.
WHAT'S OUR SCENE?Copy !req
352. RYAN THE PITCHER,
DREW THE CATCHER,Copy !req
353. AND COLIN THE MANAGER
ARE HAVING AN ARGUMENTCopy !req
354. ON THE MOUND
AT A BASEBALL GAME.Copy !req
355. EASY, EASY, EASY.
EH! IT'S OKAY.Copy !req
356. FRED, TELL HIM
THAT I CAN'T UNDERSTANDCopy !req
357. ANY OF YOUR SIGNALS.Copy !req
358. GORDON, HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND
ANY OF THE SIGNALS.Copy !req
359. WE'VE GOT TO CONCENTRATE
AND TRY TO WIN THIS GAME.Copy !req
360. HECK, I LOOKED
AT THE PLAYBOOK.Copy !req
361. I'M THE PITCHER HERE,
NOT YOU!Copy !req
362. JUST KEEP YOUR HEAD.Copy !req
363. KNOW WHAT?Copy !req
364. I'M SICK OF BOTH OF YJU.
I'M GOING TO QUIT.Copy !req
365. LET ME
TELL YOU SOMETHING.Copy !req
366. YOU'RE NOTHING TO THIS TEAM.
I HOLD IT TOGETHER.Copy !req
367. MAYBE AS THE MANAGER...Copy !req
368. WE CAN LISTEN TO ME.Copy !req
369. NEVER WON
A CHAMPIONSHIP.Copy !req
370. OH!Copy !req
371. OHH! NOW WE HEAR ABOUT
THE CHAMPIONSHIP AGAIN.Copy !req
372. PERHAPS WE CAN LET THAT GO
AND CONCENTRATE ON WINNING!Copy !req
373. QUITTER! YOU QUITTER!Copy !req
374. RIGHT FIELD —
THAT'S WHERE YOU SHOULD BE,Copy !req
375. BECAUSE
YOU'RE NOTHING!Copy !req
376. STUPID, TOO!Copy !req
377. TSK!Copy !req
378. USUALLY AT THIS POINTCopy !req
379. I WOULD GO BACK UP
AND FINISH THEAME,Copy !req
380. BUT I'M NOT GOING TO
TONIGHT.Copy !req
381. VERNON — I MEAN,
WHATEVER YOUR NAME WAS —Copy !req
382. YOU'VE GOT TO!
YOU'VE GOT TO!Copy !req
383. WALK HIM,Copy !req
384. THAT'S WHAT
YOU SHOULD DO.Copy !req
385. XYLOPHONE MUSIC.Copy !req
386. YOUNG MAN, CONCENTRATE!
CONCENTRATE!Copy !req
387. ZOUNDS,
I HEAR IT, TOO.Copy !req
388. ALBERT, STOP PLAYING
THE XYLOPHONE!Copy !req
389. BASEBALL'S —Copy !req
390. BASE—Copy !req
391. BASE ON BALL.Copy !req
392. SE B—Copy !req
393. COULD YOU LET ME
SAY SOMETHING?Copy !req
394. DON'T SHOUT.Copy !req
395. EVER THINK YOU'RE AT
THE END OF THE GAME?Copy !req
396. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!Copy !req
397. WE'LL BE BACK
WITH "WHOSE LINE?" AFTER THIS.Copy !req
398. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE?"Copy !req
399. WE'RE GOING TO END WITH RYAN
AND COLIN READING THE CREDITS.Copy !req
400. READ LIKE TWO GANGSTER SQUEALERS
GIVI UP NAMES.Copy !req
401. THANKS FOR WATCHING.
SEE YOU NEXT TIME.Copy !req
402. UH, YOU KNOW, I DON'T
WANT TO SAY ANYTHING,Copy !req
403. BUT IT'S
THAT DAN PATTERSON!Copy !req
404. THAT'S THE DIRTY RAT
THAT FINKED US OUT!Copy !req
405. TOM CLARK'S
THE GUY WHO DID IT.Copy !req
406. WHAT ARE YOU TRYING
TO SAY TO ME?Copy !req
407. KEIRAN HEALY
IS THE ONE WHO —Copy !req
408. HEY! YOU TWO
BEEN SQUEALING?Copy !req
409. WE AIN'T BEEN SAYING
A THING ABOUT STACY GAYLE,Copy !req
410. OH, HE DID IT!
JULIE RHINE, ALSO.Copy !req
411. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC.
AND WARNER BROS. INC.Copy !req