Whose Line Is It Anyway? 2x20

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Matt Barnes as Self • Gary Anthony Williams as Self

Professional basketball player Matt Barnes; comic Gary Anthony Williams.

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1. GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY, AND WELCOME TO...

2. ON TONIGHT'S SHOW —

3. START ME UP... WAYNE BRADY,

4. HONKY-TONK WOMAN... KATHY GREENWOOD,

5. GIVE ME SHELTER... COLIN MOCHRIE,

6. YOUR 19th NERVOUS BREAKDOWN...

7. RYAN STILES.

8. I'M YOUR HOST DREW CAREY. COME ON, LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

9. OH, MAN.

10. HELLO.

11. GOOD EVENING. WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

12. EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

13. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

14. THAT'S RIGHT, POINTS ARE STUPID.

15. DON'T MEAN A THING.

16. IT'S LIKE THE CENSOR ON THE "DONNY AND MARIE SHOW."

17. YOU DON'T REALLY NEED IT, BUT WE GOT IT.

18. SAW THE SHOW BEFORE,

19. OFF THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS.

20. I GIVE THEM POINTS, I DON'T KNOW WHY.

21. TO TIE THE SHOW TOGETHER.

22. TO THE WORD "WINNER,"

23. AT THE END OF THE SHOW,

24. SOMETHING SPECIAL WITH ME.

25. THE, UH, THAT'S RIGHT.

26. PLEASE, DON'T LET ME BE THE WINNER.

27. PLEASE, DON'T LET ME BE THE WINNER.

28. THE GOAT BACK TO THE FARM.

29. SO, IF YOU'RE READY, LET'S GET THE SHOW STARTED.

30. WE'RE GOING TO START WITH A GAME CALLED "QUESTIONS ONLY."

31. KATHY AND WAYNE, YOU'RE GOING TO START OUT.

32. SPEAKING IN QUESTIONS.

33. IF YOU'RE AT A PARTY WITH NO CHICKS OR BOOZE.

34. THEY CAN ONLY USE QUESTIONS. I'LL BUZZ THEM OUT —

35. WHO CAN STAY OUT THE LONGEST.

36. THE SCENE IS, IT'S A WEDDING AT A NUDIST COLONY,

37. AT A NUDIST COLONY.

38. SO, QUESTIONS ONLY, GO AHEAD.

39. OF THE BRIDE OR GROOM?

40. DOES THIS LOOK GOOD?

41. MY GOODNESS, YOU HAVE TO ASK?

42. HEY, AFTER THEY GET MARRIED, YOU WANT TO GET MARRIED?

43. YOU'RE ASKING ME TO MARRY YOU?

44. HEY, STAND BACK, PLEASE... WOULD YOU?

45. WITH MY TIE?

46. OH.

47. WELL, IF THIS IS WHERE YOU WANT TO PUT IT.

48. OH.

49. GUESS WHO'S THE BEST MAN.

50. THREE GUESSES?

51. WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT?

52. THESE PIGEONS OFF HERE?

53. LESS LIKE A WORM?

54. WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?

55. THINK IT MEANS?

56. WERE YOU INVITED HERE?

57. WHO CAN SAY?

58. LISTEN, HAVE YOU SEEN THE BRIDE?

59. WHAT DOES SHE LOOK LIKE?

60. SHE'S RUN AWAY.

61. QUESTIONS ONLY, WE'RE PLAYING.

62. SHE'S RUN AWAY?

63. WHO?

64. ISN'T IT OBVIOUS I'M TALKING ABOUT THE BRIDE?

65. FROM THE OTHER WOMEN?

66. AREN'T Y THE MINISTER?

67. ISN'T THE COLLAR A DEAD GIVEAWAY?

68. WHY JUST A COLLAR?

69. SEEN MY PIGEON?

70. OKAY, THAT'S IT. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

71. THAT WAS WONDERFUL. 1,000 POINTS APIECE

72. JUST DID RIGHT THERE.

73. WHOO!

74. NOW LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "SOUND EFFECTS."

75. IT'S FOR COLIN AND RYAN.

76. COLIN'S GOING TO IMPROVISE A SCENE.

77. TO SOUND EFFECTS MADE BY RYAN.

78. BECAUSE HE SPITS.

79. IN THE WILD WEST,

80. THOUGH NEW SHERIFF COLIN...

81. ANOTHER SHERIFF?

82. GIVE YOU THE TITLES.

83. ARRIVES AT THE SALOON.

84. YOU'RE A SHERIFF COMING TO CLEAN UP THE TOWN.

85. YOU'RE GOING TO DO THE SOUND EFFECTS.

86. OW! OHH!

87. OHH!

88. OHH!

89. OHH!

90. [ Imitates man HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?

91. EWW! EWW! EWW! EWW!

92. UHH! UHH! UHH!

93. UHH! UHH! UHH! UHH!

94. OW!

95. YOU KNOW, I'VE SEEN LESS GERMS

96. AT THE STRIP CLUB.

97. THAT'S WHY I USE PROTECTION ON THE MIKE.

98. MAN, THIS THING IS SOAKED.

99. FOR EVERY TIME I SAID THAT...

100. YOU'D HAVE A DIME.

101. I'HAVE A DIME.

102. LET'S MOVE ON TO A GAME CALLED "PROPS."

103. IT'S FOR RYAN AND KATHY, AND COLIN AND WAYNE.

104. RYAN AND KATHY, COME GET YOUR PROP.

105. AND, UH, OH, KEEP LAUGHING. HERE'S YOUR PROP.

106. TO DO WITH THEIR PROPS.

107. RYAN AND KATHY, WHY DON'T YOU START?

108. WE'RE NUMBER FOUR! WE'RE NUMBER FOUR!

109. GOT A KLEENEX?

110. KATHY, YOU'RE

111. WITH THIS IMPLANT THING.

112. MR. SCROOGE.

113. WHAT DO YOU MEAN, PUNK'S DEAD?

114. SOME GREEN "T"?

115. ACK ACK ACK ACK ACK.

116. NO MORE WAR! NO MORE WAR! NO —

117. OHH, RICOLA!

118. GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE!

119. GOBBLE, GOBBLE, GOBBLE!

120. IS ALL, UH, JAMMED UP.

121. HOLLYWOOD.

122. HOLLYWOOD. YEAH, YEAH, WHATEVER.

123. HEY — OH, SORRY. I'M ALL HANDS.

124. A SMALLER BOTTLE OF WINE.

125. I DON'T KNOW WHY TWO OF US

126. ON THE PAPER ROUTE.

127. WE'RE GOING TO SEE A COMMERCIAL.

128. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

129. "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

130. EVERYTHING IS MADE UP,

131. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER, LIKE PICKUP LINES TO BRAD PITT.

132. UH, I MEAN, MAYBE HE COULD USE THEM,

133. BUT YOU DON'T REALLY NEED TO.

134. OKAY, MOVING ON. WE'RE GOING TO A GAME CALLED "NEWS FLASH."

135. THIS IS FOR KATHY, RYAN, AND COLIN.

136. KATHY AND RYAN, YOU'RE TWO NEWS ANCHORS IN A STUDIO.

137. COLIN, YOU'RE GOING TO BE

138. THE BREAKING NEWS STORY.

139. OF A GREEN SCREEN.

140. IT'S JUST LIKE THEY DO

141. ON YOUR LOCAL NEWS.

142. ON THE GREEN SCREEN,

143. IS THIS BIG THING OF GREEN.

144. HE TURNS AROUND, ALL HE'S GOING TO SEE IS GREEN.

145. HE'S LOOKING AT ON TV.

146. WHAT'S BEHIND HIM.

147. HE CAN'T SEE THE MONITORS.

148. GOING TO GIVE HINTS TO HIM.

149. COLIN, KATHY, RYAN,

150. ARE READY, START.

151. AND A MAN OR TWO MEN?

152. OH, WE'RE ON THE AIR.

153. FOR A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN.

154. OUT IN THE FIELD.

155. WHO'S OUR REPORTER OUT THERE TODAY, KATHY?

156. TODAY IT'S AWARD-WINNING WAR CORRESPONDENT COLIN MOCHRIE.

157. COLIN, HOW DID YOU FIND YOURSELF IN THIS SITUATION?

158. UH, MY BUS TOOK A WRONG TURN SOMEWHERE.

159. IT'S VERY HARD FOR ME TO KEEP MY PROFESSIONALISM.

160. I'M VERY, VERY FRIGHTENED.

161. I DON'T BLAME YOU.

162. AS YOU CAN HEAR, THERE'S LOTS OF STUFF GOING ON

163. THAT'S NOT MEETING WITH POPULAR DEMAND.

164. COLIN, IT DOES —

165. COLIN, IT DOES NOT LOOK GOOD.

166. WHOLE THING START?

167. WELL, IT ALL STARTED WITH A BAD CONCERT REVIEW,

168. DEGENERATED INTO THIS.

169. I AM SHOCKED!

170. BY WHAT I AM LOOKING AT.

171. SAY THE SAME THING.

172. COLIN, I CAN BARELY EVEN TALK TO YOU.

173. I MEAN, IT'S — IT'S A ROTTEN SITUATION.

174. OH, IT CERTAINLY IS. I AM —

175. WELL, LOOK.

176. I MEAN, I'M SO DISGUSTED,

177. FROM THIS ENTIRE THING.

178. UH, COLIN, UH, HA HA! OHH!

179. THAT WE'RE ALL DISGUSTED

180. BY WHAT WE'RE SEEING.

181. OHH! OHH!

182. OHH! OHH!

183. OH, MY!

184. MY GOSH!

185. WELL, LOOK AT THE FESTIVE COLORS.

186. IT IS PRETTY EXCITING.

187. I HEAR THERE'S GOING TO BE DRINKS LATER.

188. OH, IT SEEMS — OHH! OHH!

189. ARE YOU, INDEED?

190. COLIN, I'D LIKE TO ASK YOU ANOTHER QUESTION,

191. BUT I'M AFRAID IF I OPEN MY MOUTH I MIGHT VOMIT.

192. YOU MIND IF I EAT?

193. I DIDN'T HAVE TIME TO GET, UH —

194. WHERE YOU'RE STANDING.

195. OF MAGGOTS?

196. YES!

197. AND YOU CAN'T SHOW PEOPLE SMOKING ON TV,

198. BUT YOU CAN SHOW THAT.

199. AY, YI, YI.

200. SO, UH, ONE TRILLION POINTS.

201. ONE TRILLION POINTS.

202. EAT MY DUST, REGIS!

203. EAT MY DUST!

204. NOW WE'RE GOING TO PLAY

205. CALLED "GREATEST HITS."

206. THIS IS FOR RYAN, COLIN, AND WAYNE,

207. WITH LAURA, LINDA, AND C.C.

208. TO BE TWO TV COMMERCIAL GUYS.

209. THEY'RE GOING

210. THEY'RE TRYING TO SELL.

211. THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE UP THE NAMES AND STYLE.

212. WAYNE'S GOING TO TRY TO SING WHATEVER THEY SAY.

213. IS SOMETHING YOU'D LOOK TO FIND IN THE YELLOW PAGES.

214. UH, ATTORNEY.

215. "SONGS OF THE ATTORNEY."

216. LET'S HEAR THE NEW HIT —

217. "SONGS OF THE ATTORNEY."

218. GOOD LUCK.

219. HI. WE'LL

220. OF "BITTY BITTY CHANG CHANG"

221. IN JUST A SECOND,

222. A SPECIAL OFFER FOR YOU.

223. A MILLION DOLLARS.

224. NO, HE DIDN'T,

225. BUT YOU'LL FEEL LIKE

226. OUR NEW 3-CD SET

227. ALL ABOUT THE ATTORNEY.

228. 52 SONGS ON 3 CDs, HUH?

229. WHY, THAT DIVIDES EVENLY, DOESN'T IT?

230. IT SURE DOES.

231. GROWING UP IN A KIBBUTZ,

232. ABOUT ATTORNS.

233. REALLY?

234. YES. AND THE WORDS STILL RING IN MY HEAD,

235. WERE 20 YEARS AGO.

236. OF ALL TIME WAS...

237. "SUE HIM, SUE HIM BIG."

238. CALL ME SOMETIME.

239. SUDDENLY, I FEEL LIKE HAVING A MATZO.

240. OH, I MISS MY BOOBY.

241. YOU KNOW, THIS CD SET

242. IN THE WEST AND UP NORTH,

243. BUT WE'RE TRYING TO

244. TO BUY THIS, TOO.

245. SO WE'RE GOING TO TALK SLOWER,

246. AND WE'VE GOT A SONG ON THIS CD SET FOR YOU,

247. "SEQUESTER THIS."

248. MY JUG BROKE.

249. JUST FLIP DISC ONE OVER,

250. OF THAT SONG.

251. THAT'S RIGHT.

252. "DICK CLARK'S PRACTICAL JOKES AND JUG BAND BLOOPERS."

253. YOU KNOW...

254. WOULD YOU PAY OVER 200 BUCKS FOR THIS COLLECTION?

255. WELL, I WOULDN'T.

256. HAVE ONE NETWORK SHOW?

257. YOU KNOW...

258. WHEN I WAS A YOUNG BOY, I HAD A DOG NAMED JOE,

259. AND WHENEVER HE'D GET TOO FAR AWAY,

260. I'D PUT ON A YOKO ONO RECORD,

261. BACK REALLY QUICKLY.

262. AND LUCKILY, THAT SONG IS ON THIS ALBUM.

263. "ATTORNE-E-E-E-E-Y."

264. BONG!

265. BONG!

266. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

267. WE'LL FIND OUT WHO THE WINNER IS.

268. HEY! WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

269. TONIGHT'S WINNERS ARE EVERYBODY BUT WAYNE.

270. IS A WINNER TONIGHT.

271. WE'RE GOING TO DO A GAME CALLED "FOREIGN FILM DUB."

272. KATHY AND I ARE GOING TO DO IT,

273. ARE GOING TO TRANSLATE.

274. WE'RE GOING TO PRETEND TO SPEAK IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE.

275. RYAN'S GOING TO TRANSLATE FOR ME.

276. COLIN'S GOING TO TRANSLATE FOR KATHY.

277. WHAT LANGUAGE?

278. SWEDISH IS GOOD. WE'LL DO SWEDISH.

279. ACTION FILM DIRECTOR,

280. OF YOUR MOVIE BE?

281. WHAT WAS THAT ONE?

282. "BIKINI JONES." I LIKE THAT ONE.

283. OH, "LOOK OUT — SNOW! A BIKINI JONES MOVIE."

284. IN SWEDISH.

285. OKAY, READY? HERE WE GO.

286. YOU LOOK HOT, VERY HOT.

287. YOU KNOW IT, BABY.

288. I BET YOU CAN'T WAIT TO SEE MY THONG.

289. YOU'RE SO WRONG.

290. SO VERY MUCH,

291. BUT I'VE HAD TOO MANY MEATBALLS.

292. OH, YOU'RE NOT TOO BAD.

293. IKEA... UNBELIEVABLE PRICES.

294. THANK YOU.

295. LOOK AT THE SNOW.

296. AND MELT IT.

297. I'M ON "BAYWATCH."

298. TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES. WEAR THE BIKINI.

299. IT FEELS SO GOOD.

300. SADLY, I HAVE BUT ONE NIPPLE TO GIVE.

301. WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE" AFTER THIS.

302. DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

303. TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

304. WE'RE GOING TO END THE SHOW

305. AT A NATIONAL COMPETITION.

306. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. THANKS FOR WATCHING.

307. ARE YOU READY FOR DAN PATTERSON? GIVE ME A "D."

308. I'M READY! READY! GO, DENISE O'DONOGHUE!

309. AND ARTHUR FORREST!

310. TOM PARK!

311. AND MARY CONNELLY! MARY CONNELLY!

312. DREW, DREW, DREW, DREW!

313. EVERYBODY, LINDA TAYLOR, LAURA HALL! HUH! DREW, DREW!

314. GIVE ME KEITH RICHMOND!

315. EVE McGORRILL AND ALISON SIDERIS!

316. OH, ALISON! ALISON!

317. WHOO! PYRAMID! PYRAMID!