Whose Line Is It Anyway? 2x2

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Keegan-Michael Key as Self

Olympic figure skater Tara Lipinski; comic Keegan-Michael Key.

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1. TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

2. ON TONIGHT'S SHOW —

3. HE'S CUCKOO FOR COCOA PUFFS — BRAD SHERWOOD.

4. EVEN IN MILK — WAYNE BRADY.

5. HE'S MAGICALLY DELICIOUS — COLIN MOCHRIE.

6. HE'S GOT TWO SCOOPS OF RAISINS IN HIS PANTS — RYAN STILES.

7. I'M YOUR HOST DREW CAREY. COME ON DOWN.

8. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

9. OH, HELLO. GOOD EVENING.

10. HELLO, EVERYBODY.

11. WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?",

12. EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

13. DON'T MATTER.

14. IF YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THE SHOW, WHAT HAPPENS IS

15. AND WHAT'S WRITTEN ON THESE CARDS.

16. THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT THEY ARE,

17. AND EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE MADE UP.

18. I GIVE THEM POINTS. I DON'T KNOW WHY.

19. IT'S JUST A GAG TO TIE THE SHOW TOGETHER.

20. IT DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING.

21. IT'S LIKE THE WARNING ON A PACK OF CIGARETTES.

22. WITH ME.

23. IF YOU'RE OVER 18 WITH A CREDIT CARD.

24. "WEIRD NEWSCASTERS."

25. OF YOU.

26. BRAD, YOU'RE THE ANCHORMAN OF A SHOW.

27. IS GOING TO HELP YOU OUT.

28. COLIN, YOU'RE THE CO-ANCHOR.

29. YOU'RE A 1920s GANGSTER

30. IN A GETAWAY CAR.

31. WAYNE, YOU'RE DOING SPORTS.

32. WITH THE CAMERA OPERATOR.

33. BOY, IT'S GOING TO BE SO HARD TO DECIDE.

34. THEY'RE ALL SO GOOD-LOOKING,

35. BUT YOU KNOW... GOOD LUCK.

36. RYAN, YOU'RE DOING THE WEATHER.

37. YOU'RE TRYING TO KEEP A LEAKING DAM FROM BURSTING,

38. WHAT I'M SAYING.

39. IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

40. BRAD, WHENEVER YOU HEAR THE MUSIC,

41. AND START THE NEWS.

42. TO THE 6:00 NEWS.

43. I'M CLYDE STRUDELPANTS.

44. WELL, THE HEAT WAVE IN ANTARCTICA CONTINUES,

45. PENGUINS LEFT AND RIGHT.

46. WE DON'T KNOW WHEN IT'S GOING TO STOP,

47. HAS STOPPED,

48. DESMOND PETTIBONE III.

49. I AIN'T SAYIN' NOTHIN', SEE?

50. NOTHIN' AT ALL. GET 'EM. THE COPS!

51. YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME, YOU LOUSY COPPERS!

52. HA HA HA HA.

53. BACK TO YOU, YOU DIRTY, LOUSY PUNK.

54. SCINTILLATING REPORT.

55. IT'S BEEN AN EXCITING DAY IN SPORTS.

56. LET'S FIND OUT ALL THE SCORES WITH HARDWOOD PANELING.

57. HARDWOOD?

58. FOLKS, IT'S BEEN A GREAT DAY IN SPORTS,

59. AND IF I SAY SO,

60. KNOWS MY GOOD SIDE.

61. SO, THE RAIDERS ARE

62. No, I can't. I'm doing sports.

63. I'm doing sports.

64. Who are you looking at?

65. YOU KEEP THAT CAMERA ON ME.

66. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU GET THIS RIGHT.

67. YOU LOVE ME, I LOVE YOU.

68. OH, REALLY?

69. A HAND-HELD CAMERA OPERATOR.

70. I DON'T NEED YOU.

71. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING, ALL RIGHT?

72. I'VE BEEN DOING

73. FOR 15 YEARS.

74. I'M THE BEST THING THAT EVER HAPPENED TO YOU.

75. BEFORE YOU MET ME?

76. WEARING BLUBLOCKERS!

77. LET ME TELL YOU SOMETHING.

78. DON'T HIDE FROM —

79. A NEW SPORTSCASTER.

80. WHAT'S GOING ON IN THE WEATHER,

81. SO LET'S CHECK

82. WITH HARRY SHOWERDRAIN. HARRY.

83. HELLO!

84. AND A HIDEY-HI-HO TO YOU.

85. OUT THERE IN POMONA.

86. SORRY YOU HAVE TO LIVE THERE.

87. WE'VE GOT SOME BEAUTIFUL WEATHER IN STORE FOR THE WEEKEND.

88. WE'VE GOT SUN POPPING UP ALL OVER THE PLACE,

89. AS YOU CAN — OH. OH, MY.

90. OH, THERE WE GO.

91. SUN, SUN, SUN —

92. OH, NO. SHE'S GONNA BLOW!

93. SHE'S GONNA BLOW!

94. AAH!

95. TOMORROW WE'LL HAVE ANOTHER WEATHERMAN AS WELL.

96. THAT'S ALL THE TIME WE HAVE FOR THE 6:00 NEWS.

97. GOOD NIGHT.

98. THANK YOU VERY MUCH, THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

99. HEY, 1,000 UNION POINTS TO LARRY THE CAMERA OPERATOR.

100. MOVE LIKE THAT.

101. MAN.

102. MOVE SO FAST.

103. HA HA HA HA. MAN.

104. CALLED LUNCH OR SOMETHING.

105. HA HA HA HA.

106. THAT'S LUNCH.

107. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "DUET"

108. FOR BRAD AND WAYNE.

109. BRAD AND WAYNE, WITH LAURA HALL ON PIANO,

110. LINDA TAYLOR ON GUITAR.

111. OVER THERE.

112. YOU, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

113. MICHELLE.

114. FOR A LIVING, MICHELLE?

115. I'M A WRITER/MOM.

116. A WRITER/MOM.

117. COME ON DOWN HERE.

118. FOR MICHELLE?

119. COME DOWN, SAY HI TO WAYNE AND BRAD.

120. MICHELLE IS A WRITER/MOM.

121. SHE'S A MOM WHO LIKES TO WRITE,

122. AND HER NAME IS MICHELLE.

123. YOU'RE GOING TO SING A SONG TO HER LIKE THE GIPSY KINGS.

124. IF YOU'RE NOT FAMILIAR WITH THE GIPSY KINGS,

125. IT'S KIND OF LIKE SPANISH GYPSY MUSIC.

126. LET'S GO SING

127. TO MICHELLE, WHO'S A MOM AND A WRITER.

128. AAH-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!

129. YEE!

130. GO AHEAD. LET'S HAVE A SEAT.

131. THANK YOU, MICHELLE.

132. HAD BEEN A WRITER.

133. AND I'LL GIVE YOU 10 —

134. 9,000 POINTS.

135. WELL, 1,000 POINTS FOR TAXES.

136. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "NEWSFLASH."

137. THIS IS FOR BRAD, RYAN, AND COLIN.

138. RYAN AND BRAD ARE ANCHORS, COLIN IS A FIELD REPORTER.

139. HE'S IN FRONT OF A SCREEN. WE CALL IT A GREEN SCREEN.

140. TURN AROUND AND LOOK.

141. HE CAN'T SEE ANYTHING ON THERE.

142. IT'S JUST GREEN TO HIM.

143. ON THIS THAT YOU CAN SEE.

144. ALL HE'LL SEE IS GREEN.

145. WHAT'S GOING ON

146. AND RYAN WILL GIVE HIM.

147. OFF TO RYAN AND BRAD.

148. SO THE ELEPHANT SAYS, "YOU SHOULD SEE THE MONKEY."

149. HA HA HA HA.

150. FOR A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN.

151. THAT'S RIGHT.

152. OF VERY IMPORTANT GOINGS-ON.

153. COLIN, COULD YOU

154. WHAT IS GOING ON?

155. WELL, UH,

156. AS THEY SAY, A PICTURE IS WORTH 1,000 WORDS,

157. AT LEAST A MILLION.

158. COLIN, ARE YOU

159. OF SAFETY PRECAUTIONS?

160. YES, I PAINTED

161. WITH LEAD PAINT.

162. OF PROTECTION.

163. IN OVER YOUR HEAD, COLIN.

164. YOU SHOULD WATCH OUT.

165. THANKS FOR THE ADVICE, BRAD.

166. DID YOU SEE THAT?

167. I'M SORRY.

168. IT'S VERY HARD FOR ME TO REMAIN PROFESSIONAL.

169. COLIN, I'M FEARING

170. FOR THE CAMERAMAN'S LIFE. IS GIL OKAY?

171. WHO THE HELL CARES?

172. I'M THE ON-CAMERA TALENT.

173. I THINK HE'LL BE FINE. HE'S UNION.

174. WE'RE WORRIED ABOUT YOU,

175. GOING ON THERE?

176. I DON'T THINK SO.

177. THERE WAS DEBATE EARLIER,

178. AN ELEPHANT-AND-MONKEY JOKE,

179. TO HAVE JUST STOPPED.

180. COLIN, IT LOOKS

181. OUT OF CONTROL.

182. CALLED THE CARPS?

183. NO, NOT AT ALL.

184. BY MY INSURANCE.

185. IT'S AN ACT OF COD...

186. MAYBE.

187. OH!

188. EARLIER, COLIN —

189. OKAY, COLIN,

190. WHERE YOU ARE?

191. I'M UNDERWATER WITH VICIOUS FISH,

192. SHARKS, MAYBE.

193. OKAY, WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

194. WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" AFTER THIS.

195. STAY WHERE YOU ARE.

196. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?",

197. WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP AND POINTS DON'T MATTER.

198. IT'S LIKE THE TALENT PORTION OF A BEAUTY CONTEST.

199. HA HA HA HA.

200. WHO CARES?

201. NOW LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED "PARTY QUIRKS."

202. BRAD, YOU'RE GOING TO BE HOSTING A PARTY.

203. WHY DON'T YOU COME HERE SO YOU CAN'T SEE THE CARDS?

204. WHAT'S ON THE CARDS.

205. WAYNE, COLIN, AND RYAN ARE GUESTS OF THE PARTY.

206. WE'VE GIVEN THEM EACH A STRANGE IDENTITY.

207. WHAT THEY ARE.

208. I'LL BRING THEM IN WITH THE DOORBELL.

209. BRAD, START THE PARTY.

210. MY ABBA ALBUMS!

211. WELCOME TO THE PARTY.

212. HEY, DUDE, HOW ARE YOU DOING?

213. HEY.

214. MAN.

215. SOME SPREAD YOU HAVE.

216. HEY, SOME PARTY YOU GOT HERE.

217. HEY, HOW ARE YOU DOING, BRAD? WHAT'S UP?

218. HEY, NICE SPREAD YOU GOT HERE, MAN.

219. HELLO.

220. HI, HERE'S YOUR DRINK. HOPE YOU ENJOY IT.

221. OH, THANKS.

222. WOULD YOU LIKE SOME NUTS?

223. ON THE TRAY.

224. TAKE A LOAD OFF. RELAX.

225. ENJOY SOME SNACKS.

226. ALL RIGHT.

227. HI.

228. WELCOME TO THE PARTY.

229. WELCOME TO THE PARTY.

230. WHOO-HOO.

231. SHIELDS AND YARNELL?

232. GET AWAY, GET AWAY.

233. HELLO.

234. GET AWAY, GET AWAY, GET AWAY.

235. GET OFF ME.

236. STOP RINGING MY DOORBELL!

237. YOU NEED SOME HELP.

238. MAN —

239. I'M GOING TO BRAD'S HOUSE FOR A PARTY.

240. FROM "WHAT'S HAPPENING?"

241. NO.

242. HE'S A RERUN SOMETHING.

243. BACK AND FORTH.

244. WHOA-HO.

245. LOOK, YOU SHOULDN'T

246. ON THE TITANIC.

247. THAT'S CLOSE ENOUGH.

248. SORRY.

249. GOOD BOY, GOOD BOY.

250. ON HIM.

251. COME ON. THAT'S A GOOD BOY.

252. THAT'S A GOOD BOY. THAT'S —

253. ON THE FLOOR?

254. WHAT DID YOU DO? COME HERE.

255. WHAT DID YOU DO?

256. BAD BOY, BAD BOY.

257. AAH!

258. OH, OH, OH.

259. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. HE'S A DOG.

260. AND YELLING, "BAD BOY! BAD BOY!"?

261. DREW, DREW, WAKE UP.

262. SORRY. TALKING IN MY SLEEP.

263. EXCUSE ME.

264. YOU ALWAYS TALK IN YOUR SLEEP.

265. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "SCENES FROM A HAT."

266. THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY.

267. A LITTLE HAT HERE.

268. TO WRITE SOME SUGGESTIONS,

269. OF THESE SUGGESTIONS,

270. AND PUT THEM IN A HAT.

271. AND I'M GOING

272. THEY CAN PERFORM.

273. LET'S START WITH...

274. "REJECTED THEME SONGS" — OH, JEEZ.

275. "REJECTED THEME SONGS FROM THE MOVIE 'TITANIC.'"

276. HA HA HA HA.

277. "PRESIDENTIAL SLOGANS

278. GET YOU ELECTED."

279. I LOVE BOOTY.

280. I DO. THANK YOU.

281. I GOT THIS TATTOO IN DA NANG.

282. AT THIS PODIUM — OHH.

283. I'M JESSE JACKSON.

284. OKAY, UH,

285. "LOSING SCIENCE FAIR PROJECTS."

286. THAT RODENTS AREN'T FLAMMABLE.

287. ALL RIGHT.

288. "CELEBRITY ENDORSEMENTS DOOMED TO FAIL."

289. I'M BETTE DAVIS FOR ANTI-AGING CREAM.

290. I'M MIKE TYSON FOR ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA.

291. I WAS SELLING.

292. HI, I'M COLIN MOCHRIE FOR ROGAINE.

293. OKAY.

294. "DRILL SERGEANT PICKUP LINES."

295. "DRILL SERGEANT PICKUP LINES."

296. BOY, YOU EVER TOUCHED A RIFLE?

297. NO.

298. WANT TO?

299. AT MY PRIVATES.

300. WE'LL BE BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

301. DON'T GO AWAY.

302. HEY, WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

303. TONIGHT'S WINNER — WAYNE BRADY.

304. WAYNE BRADY'S GOING TO BE THE WINNER.

305. BECAUSE WAYNE IS THE WINNER,

306. "HOEDOWN." YEAH!

307. WHOO!

308. YOU THINK IS A VICE.

309. DRINKING.

310. WE'LL DO THE DRINKING HOEDOWN.

311. SO WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, THE DRINKING HOEDOWN.

312. IS GOING TO TAKE US AWAY.

313. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

314. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

315. HEY, WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

316. TONIGHT, TO READ THE CREDITS IS BRAD AND RYAN.

317. YOU'RE GOING

318. CALLING IN YOUR PIGS.

319. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY, AND THANKS FOR WATCHING.

320. MARK LEVESON!

321. DREW CAREY!

322. CAREY! CAREY!

323. WHOO! BRUCE GOWER!

324. KIERAN HEALY!

325. OH, STEVEN BLUM!

326. LIONEL PASAMONTE!

327. STACY GALE!

328. DELIA FRANKEL! HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO!

329. ABC, INC.

330. AND WARNER BROS. INC.