Whose Line Is It Anyway? 2x16

Directed by

Kunal Nayyar as Self • Brad Sherwood as Self

Actor Kunal Nayyar; comic Brad Sherwood.

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1. WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

2. ON TONIGHT'S SHOW —

3. GREG PROOPS.

4. MR. 7th INNING STRETCH — WAYNE BRADY.

5. HE'S BEING PULLED

6. COLIN MOCHRIE.

7. IT'S RYAN STILES.

8. I'M YOUR HOST — DREW CAREY. COME ON DOWN.

9. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

10. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD EVENING.

11. HELLO. WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

12. "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" —

13. EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

14. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER. THAT'S RIGHT.

15. THE POINTS DON'T MATTER, JUST LIKE A STRIPPER'S NAME.

16. AND WHAT'S WRITTEN ON THESE CARDS HERE.

17. TS, WHICH DON'T MEAN A T

18. IT'S JUST A LITTLE GAG TO HOLD THE SHOW TOGETHER.

19. AT THE END OF THE SHOW, WE PICK A WINNER.

20. AND THE LOSER GETS TO WATCH.

21. I LOVE BEING THE LOSER.

22. LET'S START OFF WITH A GAME CALLED "CHANGE OF CAST."

23. THIS IS FOR RYAN, COLIN, AND GREG, D YOU GUYS

24. ARE GOING TO ACT A SCENE. WHEN I BUZZ,

25. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE

26. OF A NEW CAST OF CHARACTERS.

27. THEY'RE ALL IN THIS COMEDY BAG.

28. LOOK HOW FUNNY THE BAG IS.

29. NOW, THE SCENE YOU'RE GOING TO START OUT —

30. YOU'RE THREE PRISONERS BREAKING OUT OF ALCATRAZ.

31. TINK, TINK.

32. YOU KNOW, WE'RE ON AN ISLAND.

33. MAYBE A TUNNEL'S NOT A GOOD IDEA.

34. I'VE GOT SOME AIR. WE'RE GOING TO INFLATE COLIN

35. AND FLOAT TO SHORE ON HIM.

36. STICK THE NOZZLE IN.

37. "PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS."

38. YOU STICK THAT NOZZLE IN ME, AND I'LL BREAK YOUR HEAD!

39. HE'S GOING TO PUT

40. AND EVERY NIGHT.

41. NEXT WEDNESDAY, YOU'RE GETTING THE NOZZLE IN YOU!

42. "'BAYWATCH' LIFEGUARDS."

43. BREATHE, BREATHE, BREATHE.

44. IT'S CLEAR.

45. LET'S GO.

46. "CATALOG MODELS."

47. OVER THERE.

48. CAREFUL.

49. WATCH THE SEARCHLIGHT. WATCH THE SEARCHLIGHT.

50. HA HA HA.

51. "WEIGHTLESS ASTRONAUTS."

52. HE'S FLOATING AWAY.

53. QUICK — GET ON COLIN.

54. FOR EVERY TIME I HEARD THAT...

55. "NEW YORK COPS."

56. HE'S CLEAN.

57. HA HA HA.

58. ALL RIGHT, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE FREE.

59. WE'RE OFF THAT ISLAND.

60. RIGHT, WE'RE FREE.

61. HEY, HERE'S A GOOD ONE — "GAME OW HOSTS."

62. WELL, NOW THAT YOU'VE GOT YOUR FREEDOM,

63. TO DO WITH IT?

64. TAKE A VACATION.

65. THAT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT! WHAT DO WE HAVE FOR HIM?

66. HA HA HA.

67. FOR GREG,

68. EVERY NIGHT AT 5:00 ON COMEDY CENTRAL,

69. SO NO POINTS FOR YOU.

70. THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

71. NO POINTS FOR YOU.

72. FOR EVERYONE ELSE.

73. NOW LET'S GO ON — HA HA HA.

74. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "SONG STYLES."

75. THIS IS FOR WAYNE,

76. AND LINDA TAYLOR ON GUITAR.

77. OKAY, RIGHT HERE.

78. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

79. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

80. MAILE.

81. NICE TO MEET YOU. WHAT DO YOU DO?

82. I WORK AT AN AGENCY.

83. WORK AT AN AGENCY? WHAT KIND OF AGENCY?

84. HA HA HA.

85. A TALENT AGENCY? DOING WHAT?

86. SECRETARY WORK.

87. AT A TALENT AGENCY.

88. OKAY, MAILE, COME ON. FOLLOW ME RIGHT UP HERE.

89. SAY HI TO WAYNE.

90. WAYNE, THIS IS MAILE.

91. MAILE'S A SECRETARY AT A TALENT AGENCY.

92. SO, HEY, MAYBE WE CAN GET SOME WORK OUT OF IT.

93. HA HA HA.

94. AND YOU'RE GOING

95. OF RAY CHARLES.

96. OKAY.

97. I'M GOING TO PLAY THE PIANO FOR YOU NOW.

98. THANK YOU.

99. THANK YOU, MAILE. THAT WAS GREAT.

100. THANK YOU.

101. THERE SHE GOES.

102. HA HA HA.

103. MAN.

104. 1,000 POINTS TO LAURA HALL

105. FOR THAT ONE. THAT WAS REALLY GREAT.

106. LET'S GO ON TO "PROPS." THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY.

107. RYAN AND COLIN, THIS IS YOUR PROP RIGHT HERE.

108. AND YOU'RE LAUGHING NOW

109. BECAUSE THIS IS YOUR PROP. THERE YOU GO.

110. THAT'S REALLY FUNNY. HA HA HA.

111. AS THEY CAN, STARTING WITH COLIN AND RYAN.

112. JIMMY THE ELF.

113. RABBIT SEASON, DUCK SEASON! BAM!

114. YOU'RE DESPICABLE.

115. STAND BACK, LOIS.

116. I'M GOING TO USE MY X-RAY VISION.

117. ARE YOU THE GOOD FAIRY?

118. MM-HMM.

119. YOU KNOW, NOW THAT MADONNA'S 80...

120. YEAH, MAN, ONCE YOU POP, YOU JUST CAN'T STOP.

121. MMM.

122. HELP ME! HELP ME!

123. REALLY SMALL TWISTER!

124. PRINCE CHARLES, CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?

125. YES.

126. OUT OF HERE.

127. UH, WAYNE, WAYNE,

128. ON YOUR DATE...

129. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

130. RIGHT AFTER THIS. DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

131. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" —

132. WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

133. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

134. HEY, IF YOU'RE KEEPING SCORE AT HOME,

135. FOR YOU.

136. TOMORROW WE'RE GIVING AWAY

137. IN AMERICA.

138. DRIVE TO YOUR GAS STATION, GET YOUR FREE GAS,

139. "WHOSE LINE" SENT YOU.

140. GLAD TO DO IT.

141. I'M DREW CAREY, YOUR HOST,

142. "THIGHS WIDE SHUT."

143. HA HA HA.

144. NOW LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED "WEIRD NEWSCASTERS."

145. THIS IS FOR ALL OF YOU.

146. GREG, YOU'RE GOING TO ANCHOR A NEWS SHOW.

147. OH, PLEASE.

148. COLIN, YOU'RE THE COANCHOR. YOU'RE THE BITTER COANCHOR,

149. YOUR INNER THOUGHTS.

150. WAYNE, YOU'RE DOING THE SPORTS.

151. YOU'RE GETTING ARRESTED.

152. UH, YOU KNOW.

153. HA HA HA.

154. HEY.

155. AND, RYAN, YOU'RE DOING THE WEATHER,

156. AND YOU'RE A SUMO WRESTLER.

157. YES.

158. SO, GREG,

159. WHENEVER YOU HEAR THE MUSIC, START THE NEWS.

160. GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY. I'M TOTALLY UP FOR IT,

161. IS THE ACTION NEWS.

162. OF LIVING A CRAZY LIFE,

163. THAT SHE'S NO LONGER YOURS.

164. COLIN.

165. OH, IT'S MY TURN, IS IT?

166. YES.

167. THANKS. THANKS FOR TAKING THE TOP STORI.

168. I'M STUCK WITH THE DOG STORY.

169. SHUT UP!

170. OH, SHUT UP. JUST DO IT. DO IT.

171. OH, SO HE DOES IT.

172. THANK YOU.

173. HA HA HA.

174. THANK YOU, COLIN.

175. WE'LL THINK ABOUT

176. AS THE NEWSCAST GOES ON.

177. NOW LET'S THROW IT OVER

178. WITH BIG WAYNE. WHAT'S ON TOP FOR US, BIG BOY?

179. WELL, IT APPEARS

180. OH, CRAP.

181. IT'S BEEN ANOTHER LOCK DOWN,

182. BUT I'M DOING THE NEWSCAST.

183. UM, ONE SECOND, GREG.

184. LOOK, I'M —

185. I THOUGHT SO.

186. NOW, IT APPEARS

187. OHH.

188. OHH. OHH.

189. HEY, HEY, AND THAT'S ALL FOR THE SPORTS TODAY.

190. IT APPEARS THAT I WON'T BE ABLE

191. FOR A VERY, VERY LONG TIME.

192. DOING SPORTS TOGETHER.

193. HELP ME.

194. HELP ME.

195. I DON'T WANT TO GO.

196. WELL, WE LOOK FORWARD

197. IN 5 TO 10.

198. COLIN, DON'T YOU THINK

199. COLIN, DON'T YOU THINK

200. AFTER WE'RE DONE?

201. FROM A TREE IN COVINA.

202. WITH RYAN.

203. RYAN, WHAT'S IN STORE FOR US THIS WEEKEND?

204. WELL, THANK YOU, GREG.

205. LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT THE WEATHER.

206. WE'VE GOT SOME SUNNY DAYS AHEAD ON THE WEEKEND.

207. LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING TO CLEAR UP.

208. INTO THE WEEKEND, IT'S GOING TO CLEAR UP.

209. IT'S GOING TO CLEAR UP INTO THE WEEKEND.

210. OHH, OHH.

211. OHH, OHH.

212. OHH, OHH.

213. OHH.

214. AND BACK TO YOU, GREG.

215. WELL, THEN.

216. WE'LL BE BACK AT 11:00,

217. FOR "AMERICA'S FAVORITE SATANISTS."

218. THAT'S BEEN THE NEWS. GOOD NIGHT.

219. IN WEST COVINA.

220. HA HA HA.

221. IT WASN'T THAT DAY.

222. OH, I'M SORRY. THAT AWFUL DAY IN THOUSAND OAKS.

223. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME —

224. FOR THIS ONE.

225. FOR COLIN AND RYAN,

226. IS CALLED "MOVING PEOPLE."

227. AND LET'S WANDER ON UP TO THE AUDIENCE.

228. WE'RE GOING TO FIND...

229. YOU AND YOU.

230. ME ON DOWN. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

231. SEBASTIAN.

232. SEBASTIAN. NICE TO MEET YOU, SEBASTIAN.

233. COME ON DOWN. AND WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

234. SHERRY.

235. SHERRY AND SEBASTIAN, COME ON DOWN.

236. YOUR FAVORITE IMPROV-ER.

237. PICK OUT YOUR FAVORITE. THIS IS SHERRY AND SEBASTIAN.

238. WE'RE GOING TO PLAY "MOVING PEOPLE."

239. IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS, THEY'RE LIKE MANNEQUINS.

240. THEY CAN'T MOVE UNLESS YOU MOVE THEM.

241. IN ANY POSITION YOU WANT.

242. IN ANY POSITION YOU WANT.

243. UH, YEAH, THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT.

244. HA HA HA.

245. OKAY, THAT'S GOOD RIGHT NOW.

246. WE'LL START LIKE THAT.

247. THE GAME'S CALLED "MOVING PEOPLE."

248. THE SCENE IS, RYAN AND COLIN, YOU'RE TWO SURFERS

249. A GIRL.

250. YOU'VE CHALLENGED EACH OTHER TO RIDE THE BIG WAVE.

251. CAN'T MOVE UNLESS YOU MOVE THEM.

252. SO GO AHEAD, RYAN AND COLIN, SHERRY AND SEBASTIAN.

253. AHH.

254. I'M BUFFING MY SURFBOARD.

255. CATCH UP, BUDDY.

256. I'M ALREADY ON THE WAVE,

257. AND MY PULSE IS RACING.

258. DIG THESE MOVES.

259. YOU THINK IT'S EASY SURFING ON THE —

260. ON THE —

261. I DON'T HAVE A BOARD, AND I'M SURFING.

262. I'M GOING TO PUT MY BOARD IN THE WATER RIGHT NOW.

263. COULD NOT BE TIGHTER.

264. ALL RIGHT.

265. RIGHT ONTO MY BOARD.

266. STOP.

267. YOU'RE MAKING MY SIDE HURT.

268. YOU WANT A COMPETITION?

269. I'LL RACE YOU TO THE BEACH. FIRST ONE THERE GETS SUSAN.

270. AND I'M NOT EVEN GOING

271. WHEN I TELL YOU THAT.

272. WE HEAD OUT THERE?

273. WHICH WAY'S THAT?

274. OH.

275. NOT WHERE I'M LOOKING, BUT WHERE I'M POINTING.

276. OVER THERE.

277. I BET YOU'VE NEVER SEEN THIS STYLE BEFORE.

278. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

279. IT'S CALLED CHEATING, MY FRIEND.

280. NO PUSHING.

281. HEY, WATCH IT. I CAN TAKE YOU.

282. OH, YEAH?

283. I'VE GOT A GUN WITH FOUR BARRELS.

284. WELL, WATCH THIS MOVE.

285. AW, MAN.

286. RIGHT OUT OF MY RANGE.

287. NOW —

288. MY ELVIS, BUDDY,

289. AND IT'S THAT LONG.

290. ONTO YOUR BOARD,

291. AND I'M KNOCKING YOU OFF.

292. SPEAK NO MORE.

293. QUIET.

294. CAN YOU HEAR THAT?

295. IN YOUR HEAD.

296. SORRY. I JUST HAD TO SEE IF THAT WAS REAL.

297. THANK YOU, GUYS.

298. THANK YOU, SEBASTIAN. THAT WAS GREAT.

299. THANK YOU, SHERRY. THAT WAS REALLY NICE.

300. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

301. HOW ABOUT IT?

302. BECAUSE, MAN, THAT LOOKS REALLY GREAT.

303. OH, OH, MY GOSH. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

304. IT'S EVERYBODY'S

305. "HOEDOWN"!

306. YEAH!

307. YEAH! WHOO!

308. YEAH.

309. "HOEDOWN"!

310. OF LAURA HALL ON PIANO.

311. WITH THE "HOEDOWN."

312. YOU DON'T WANT TO GET CAUGHT DOING.

313. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.

314. UH, LET'S DO "THE SHOPLIFTING HOEDOWN."

315. "THE SHOPLIFTING HOEDOWN."

316. LAURA HALL, WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.

317. WHOO!

318. I SURE LOVE THIS ONE.

319. WHOO!

320. WE'RE GOING TO BE RIGHT BACK

321. "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!

322. HEY, WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

323. TONIGHT'S WINNERS ARE RYAN AND COLIN,

324. AND WE'RE GOING TO DO "90-SECOND ALPHABET."

325. WAYNE'S GOING TO TIME US.

326. WE'RE GOING TO DO A WHOLE SCENE FOR YOU IN 90 SECONDS.

327. EVERY TIME WE START A SENTENCE,

328. IN THE ALPHABET.

329. STARTING WITH WHAT LETTER?

330. "Q."

331. "Q," STARTING WITH "Q."

332. WAYNE, WHAT'S THE SCENE?

333. "RYAN, DREW, AND COLIN

334. ON A RACE." GO.

335. QUICK, QUICK! RUN FASTER!

336. RIGHT ON!

337. SHH.

338. 2! 2!

339. 2! 2! GO, NUMBER 2!

340. 2! QUICK, 2! WHOO!

341. UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE DOING?

342. YOU'RE MAKING THE HORSE NEUROTIC.

343. VERY ASTUTE OF YOU.

344. VERY EASILY.

345. VERY EASILY?

346. VERY, VERY EASILY.

347. WOW!

348. WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY.

349. "X" MARKS THE SPOT! COME ON!

350. "X" MARKS THE SPOT!

351. FOR A HORSE.

352. ZITHER! GO, ZITHER! GO!

353. AS ZITHER.

354. I BET ON ALL THE HORSES HERE. I CAN'T LOSE.

355. BET, YOU SAY? YOU CAN MAKE A BET?

356. OH.

357. COULDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND

358. IN THAT LITTLE TICKET OFFICE? THAT WAS BETTING.

359. DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT A RACETRACK IS FOR?

360. 30 SECONDS!

361. IN YOUR LIFE?

362. NO! YOU'RE THE STUPIDEST PERSON EVER.

363. STUPID, STUPID, STUPID.

364. FRANK, RELAX. IT'S JUST A GAME.

365. GEE, YOU GOT UPSET AT NOTHING, REALLY.

366. HARRY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

367. I DO. JUST SHUT UP AND WATCH.

368. 15.

369. WHILE I ROOT MY HORSE ON.

370. 10.

371. GO! GO!

372. WHO WINS NOW.

373. OH.

374. MANY TIMES I THOUGHT, "LET THE BUZZER RING,

375. AND LET'S FINISH THE SCENE."

376. NO, NO, IT'S OVER.

377. OH, WELL.

378. PER—

379. A LITTLE QUICKER.

380. QUICKER.

381. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THANKS.

382. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE"

383. DON'T GO AWAY. SEE YOU IN A SECOND.

384. TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

385. WE'RE GOING

386. FOR A MOVIE TRAILER.

387. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME.

388. IT WAS THE SUMMER OF 1965,

389. WAS GROWING UP TO BE A MAN.

390. YES, WHEN DENISE O'DONOGHUE

391. AND TORE IT APART.

392. WOULD SOON BECOME NOTHING?

393. IT WAS A TIME OF REVOLUTION. IT WAS A TIME OF KEITHICHMOND.

394. DINOSAURS, CHEAP THRILLS, AND HAL SPEER!

395. BY BRAD ZERBST.

396. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC. AND WARNER BROS. INC.