1. WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE
IS IT ANYWAY?"
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2. ON TONIGHT'S SHOW —
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3. PLEASE RISE
FOR OUR NATIONAL ANTHEM —
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4. GREG PROOPS.
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5. MR. 7th INNING STRETCH —
WAYNE BRADY.
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6. HE'S BEING PULLED
FOR A RIGHT-HANDER —
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7. COLIN MOCHRIE.
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8. AND GET YOUR PEANUTS —
IT'S RYAN STILES.
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9. I'M YOUR HOST — DREW CAREY.
COME ON DOWN.
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10. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.
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11. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
GOOD EVENING.
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12. HELLO. WELCOME TO
"WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
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13. "WHOSE LINE
IS IT ANYWAY?" —
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14. THE SHOW WHERE
EVERYTHING'S MADE UP
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15. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.
THAT'S RIGHT.
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16. THE POINTS DON'T MATTER,
JUST LIKE A STRIPPER'S NAME.
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17. THESE FOUR PERFORMERS
ARE GOING TO MAKE EVERYTHING UP
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18. OFF THE TOPS OF THEIR HEADS
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19. BASED ON SUGGESTIONS
FROM THE AUDIENCE
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20. AND WHAT'S WRITTEN
ON THESE CARDS HERE.
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21. THIS IS THE FIRST TIME
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22. TS,
WHICH DON'T MEAN A T
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23. IT'S JUST A LITTLE GAG
TO HOLD THE SHOW TOGETHER.
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24. AT THE END OF THE SHOW,
WE PICK A WINNER.
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25. THE WINNER GETS
TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL
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26. AND THE LOSER GETS TO WATCH.
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27. I LOVE BEING THE LOSER.
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28. LET'S START OFF WITH A GAME
CALLED "CHANGE OF CAST."
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29. THIS IS FOR RYAN, COLIN,
AND GREG, D YOU GUYS
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30. ARE GOING TO ACT A SCENE.
WHEN I BUZZ,
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31. YOU'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO TAKE ON CHARACTERISTICS
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32. OF A NEW CAST OF CHARACTERS.
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33. THEY'RE ALL
IN THIS COMEDY BAG.
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34. LOOK HOW FUNNY THE BAG IS.
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35. NOW, THE SCENE
YOU'RE GOING TO START OUT —
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36. YOU'RE THREE PRISONERS
BREAKING OUT OF ALCATRAZ.
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37. TINK, TINK.
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38. YOU KNOW,
WE'RE ON AN ISLAND.
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39. MAYBE A TUNNEL'S
NOT A GOOD IDEA.
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40. I'VE GOT SOME AIR.
WE'RE GOING TO INFLATE COLIN
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41. AND FLOAT TO SHORE ON HIM.
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42. STICK THE NOZZLE IN.
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43. "PROFESSIONAL WRESTLERS."
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44. YOU STICK THAT NOZZLE IN ME,
AND I'LL BREAK YOUR HEAD!
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45. HE'S GOING TO PUT
THAT NOZZLE IN YOU TONIGHT
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46. AND EVERY NIGHT.
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47. NEXT WEDNESDAY, YOU'RE
GETTING THE NOZZLE IN YOU!
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48. "'BAYWATCH' LIFEGUARDS."
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49. BREATHE, BREATHE, BREATHE.
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50. THE TUNNEL —
IT'S CLEAR.
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51. LET'S GO.
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52. "CATALOG MODELS."
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53. I THINK WE SHOULD ESCAPE
OVER THERE.
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54. CAREFUL.
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55. WATCH THE SEARCHLIGHT.
WATCH THE SEARCHLIGHT.
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56. HA HA HA.
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57. "WEIGHTLESS ASTRONAUTS."
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58. HE'S FLOATING AWAY.
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59. QUICK — GET ON COLIN.
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60. IF I HAD A NICKEL
FOR EVERY TIME I HEARD THAT...
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61. "NEW YORK COPS."
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62. HE'S CLEAN.
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63. HA HA HA.
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64. ALL RIGHT,
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE FREE.
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65. LOOKS LIKE
WE'RE OFF THAT ISLAND.
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66. RIGHT, WE'RE FREE.
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67. HEY, HERE'S A GOOD ONE —
"GAME OW HOSTS."
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68. WELL, NOW THAT
YOU'VE GOT YOUR FREEDOM,
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69. WHAT ARE YOU GOING
TO DO WITH IT?
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70. TAKE A VACATION.
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71. THAT'S ABSOLUTELY CORRECT!
WHAT DO WE HAVE FOR HIM?
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72. HA HA HA.
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73. THAT WAS KIND OF CHEATING
FOR GREG,
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74. SINCE HE IS
A GAME SHOW HOST
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75. EVERY NIGHT AT 5:00
ON COMEDY CENTRAL,
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76. SO NO POINTS FOR YOU.
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77. THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.
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78. NO POINTS FOR YOU.
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79. AND A BILLION ZILLION POINTS
FOR EVERYONE ELSE.
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80. NOW LET'S GO ON —
HA HA HA.
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81. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME
CALLED "SONG STYLES."
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82. THIS IS FOR WAYNE,
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83. WITH LAURA HALL ON PIANO
AND LINDA TAYLOR ON GUITAR.
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84. OKAY, RIGHT HERE.
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85. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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86. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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87. MAILE.
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88. NICE TO MEET YOU.
WHAT DO YOU DO?
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89. I WORK AT AN AGENCY.
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90. WORK AT AN AGENCY?
WHAT KIND OF AGENCY?
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91. HA HA HA.
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92. A TALENT AGENCY?
DOING WHAT?
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93. SECRETARY WORK.
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94. SECRETARY WORK
AT A TALENT AGENCY.
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95. OKAY, MAILE, COME ON.
FOLLOW ME RIGHT UP HERE.
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96. SAY HI TO WAYNE.
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97. WAYNE, THIS IS MAILE.
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98. MAILE'S A SECRETARY
AT A TALENT AGENCY.
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99. SO, HEY, MAYBE WE CAN
GET SOME WORK OUT OF IT.
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100. HA HA HA.
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101. AND YOU'RE GOING
TO SING TO HER
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102. IN THE STYLE
OF RAY CHARLES.
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103. OKAY.
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104. I'M GOING TO PLAY THE PIANO
FOR YOU NOW.
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105. THANK YOU.
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106. THANK YOU, MAILE.
THAT WAS GREAT.
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107. THANK YOU.
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108. THERE SHE GOES.
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109. HA HA HA.
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110. MAN.
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111. 1,000 POINTS TO LAURA HALL
AND LINDA TAYLOR
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112. FOR THAT ONE.
THAT WAS REALLY GREAT.
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113. LET'S GO ON TO "PROPS."
THIS IS FOR EVERYBODY.
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114. RYAN AND COLIN,
THIS IS YOUR PROP RIGHT HERE.
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115. AND YOU'RE LAUGHING NOW
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116. BECAUSE THIS IS YOUR PROP.
THERE YOU GO.
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117. THAT'S REALLY FUNNY.
HA HA HA.
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118. THEY HAVE TO MAKE UP
AS MANY FUNNY THINGS
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119. AS THEY CAN,
STARTING WITH COLIN AND RYAN.
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120. TODAY WE BURY
JIMMY THE ELF.
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121. RABBIT SEASON,
DUCK SEASON! BAM!
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122. YOU'RE DESPICABLE.
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123. STAND BACK, LOIS.
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124. I'M GOING
TO USE MY X-RAY VISION.
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125. ARE YOU THE GOOD FAIRY?
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126. MM-HMM.
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127. YOU KNOW,
NOW THAT MADONNA'S 80...
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128. YEAH, MAN, ONCE YOU POP,
YOU JUST CAN'T STOP.
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129. MMM.
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130. HELP ME! HELP ME!
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131. REALLY SMALL TWISTER!
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132. PRINCE CHARLES,
CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?
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133. YES.
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134. GET THAT JAR JAR BINKS
OUT OF HERE.
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135. UH, WAYNE, WAYNE,
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136. BEFORE YOU GO
ON YOUR DATE...
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137. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE
"WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
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138. RIGHT AFTER THIS.
DON'T GO ANYWHERE.
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139. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE
IS IT ANYWAY?" —
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140. THE SHOW
WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP
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141. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.
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142. HEY, IF YOU'RE
KEEPING SCORE AT HOME,
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143. HAVE WE GOT A SURPRISE
FOR YOU.
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144. TOMORROW WE'RE GIVING AWAY
A FREE FILL-UP
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145. AT EVERY GAS STATION
IN AMERICA.
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146. DRIVE TO YOUR GAS STATION,
GET YOUR FREE GAS,
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147. AND TELL THEM
"WHOSE LINE" SENT YOU.
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148. GLAD TO DO IT.
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149. I'M DREW CAREY, YOUR HOST,
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150. STAR OF THE MOVIE
"THIGHS WIDE SHUT."
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151. HA HA HA.
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152. NOW LET'S PLAY A GAME
CALLED "WEIRD NEWSCASTERS."
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153. THIS IS FOR ALL OF YOU.
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154. GREG, YOU'RE GOING
TO ANCHOR A NEWS SHOW.
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155. OH, PLEASE.
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156. COLIN, YOU'RE THE COANCHOR.
YOU'RE THE BITTER COANCHOR,
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157. VERBALIZING
YOUR INNER THOUGHTS.
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158. WAYNE, YOU'RE DOING
THE SPORTS.
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159. YOU'RE GETTING ARRESTED.
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160. UH, YOU KNOW.
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161. HA HA HA.
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162. HEY.
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163. AND, RYAN,
YOU'RE DOING THE WEATHER,
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164. AND YOU'RE A SUMO WRESTLER.
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165. YES.
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166. SO, GREG,
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167. WHENEVER YOU HEAR THE MUSIC,
START THE NEWS.
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168. GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY.
I'M TOTALLY UP FOR IT,
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169. AND THIS
IS THE ACTION NEWS.
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170. IN OUR HEADLINES —
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171. RICKY MARTIN ACCUSED
OF LIVING A CRAZY LIFE,
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172. AND BRITNEY SPEARS CLAIMS
THAT SHE'S NO LONGER YOURS.
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173. COLIN.
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174. OH, IT'S MY TURN, IS IT?
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175. YES.
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176. THANKS. THANKS
FOR TAKING THE TOP STORI.
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177. I'M STUCK
WITH THE DOG STORY.
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178. THE DOG STORY IS —
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179. SHUT UP!
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180. OH, SHUT UP.
JUST DO IT. DO IT.
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181. WELL —
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182. OH, SO HE DOES IT.
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183. THANK YOU.
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184. HA HA HA.
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185. THANK YOU, COLIN.
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186. THOSE ARE CERTAINLY THINGS
WE'LL THINK ABOUT
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187. AS THE NEWSCAST GOES ON.
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188. NOW LET'S THROW IT OVER
TO SPORTS
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189. WITH BIG WAYNE.
WHAT'S ON TOP FOR US, BIG BOY?
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190. WELL, IT APPEARS
THAT THIS WEEK IN —
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191. OH, CRAP.
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192. THAT THIS WEEK IN SPORTS
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193. IT'S BEEN ANOTHER LOCK DOWN,
AND THE OTHER —
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194. THE OTHER TEAMS
ARE GOING TO —
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195. BUT I'M DOING THE NEWSCAST.
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196. UM, ONE SECOND, GREG.
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197. LOOK, I'M —
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198. I THOUGHT SO.
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199. NOW, IT APPEARS
THAT THE SOCCER TEAM —
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200. OHH.
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201. OHH. OHH.
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202. HEY, HEY, AND THAT'S ALL
FOR THE SPORTS TODAY.
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203. IT APPEARS THAT I WON'T BE ABLE
TO DO SPORTS
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204. FOR A VERY, VERY LONG TIME.
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205. IT WILL BE JUST ME AND BUBBA
DOING SPORTS TOGETHER.
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206. HELP ME.
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207. HELP ME.
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208. I DON'T WANT TO GO.
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209. WELL, WE LOOK FORWARD
TO HEARING FROM YOU AGAIN
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210. IN 5 TO 10.
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211. COLIN, DON'T YOU THINK
THAT WOULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE
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212. AFTER WE FINISH —
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213. COLIN, DON'T YOU THINK
THAT WOULD BE MORE APPROPRIATE
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214. AFTER WE'RE DONE?
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215. A KITTEN WAS SAVED
FROM A TREE IN COVINA.
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216. THAT BRINGS US TO WEATHER
WITH RYAN.
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217. RYAN, WHAT'S IN STORE
FOR US THIS WEEKEND?
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218. WELL, THANK YOU, GREG.
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219. LET'S TAKE A LOOK
AT THE WEATHER.
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220. WE'VE GOT SOME SUNNY DAYS AHEAD
ON THE WEEKEND.
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221. LOOKS LIKE IT'S GOING
TO CLEAR UP.
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222. INTO THE WEEKEND —
INTO THE WEEKEND —
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223. INTO THE WEEKEND,
IT'S GOING TO CLEAR UP.
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224. IT'S GOING TO CLEAR UP
INTO THE WEEKEND.
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225. DURING THE WEEKEND —
DURING THE WEEKEND —
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226. OHH, OHH.
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227. OHH, OHH.
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228. OHH, OHH.
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229. OHH.
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230. AND BACK TO YOU, GREG.
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231. WELL, THEN.
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232. WE'LL BE BACK AT 11:00,
BUT STAY TUNED NEXT
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233. FOR "AMERICA'S
FAVORITE SATANISTS."
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234. THAT'S BEEN THE NEWS.
GOOD NIGHT.
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235. A MILLION POINTS
TO WAYNE BRADY
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236. FOR RELIVING THAT AWFUL DAY
IN WEST COVINA.
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237. HA HA HA.
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238. IT WASN'T THAT DAY.
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239. OH, I'M SORRY. THAT AWFUL DAY
IN THOUSAND OAKS.
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240. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME —
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241. I KNOW JUST THE PEOPLE
FOR THIS ONE.
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242. THIS IS
FOR COLIN AND RYAN,
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243. AND THE GAME
IS CALLED "MOVING PEOPLE."
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244. AND LET'S WANDER ON UP
TO THE AUDIENCE.
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245. WE'RE GOING TO FIND...
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246. YOU AND YOU.
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247. ME ON DOWN.
WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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248. SEBASTIAN.
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249. SEBASTIAN.
NICE TO MEET YOU, SEBASTIAN.
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250. COME ON DOWN.
AND WHAT'S YOUR NAME?
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251. SHERRY.
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252. SHERRY AND SEBASTIAN,
COME ON DOWN.
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253. PICK OUT
YOUR FAVORITE IMPROV-ER.
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254. PICK OUT YOUR FAVORITE.
THIS IS SHERRY AND SEBASTIAN.
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255. WE'RE GOING
TO PLAY "MOVING PEOPLE."
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256. IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THIS,
THEY'RE LIKE MANNEQUINS.
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257. THEY CAN'T MOVE
UNLESS YOU MOVE THEM.
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258. YOU CAN PUT THEM
IN ANY POSITION YOU WANT.
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259. SO GO AHEAD AND PUT THEM
IN ANY POSITION YOU WANT.
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260. UH, YEAH,
THAT'S HOW YOU DO IT.
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261. HA HA HA.
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262. OKAY, THAT'S GOOD RIGHT NOW.
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263. WE'LL START LIKE THAT.
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264. THE GAME'S CALLED
"MOVING PEOPLE."
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265. THE SCENE IS, RYAN AND COLIN,
YOU'RE TWO SURFERS
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266. WHO ARE FIGHTING OVER
A GIRL.
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267. YOU'VE CHALLENGED EACH OTHER
TO RIDE THE BIG WAVE.
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268. CAN'T MOVE
UNLESS YOU MOVE THEM.
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269. SO GO AHEAD, RYAN AND COLIN,
SHERRY AND SEBASTIAN.
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270. AHH.
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271. I'M BUFFING MY SURFBOARD.
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272. YOU BETTER
CATCH UP, BUDDY.
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273. I'M ALREADY ON THE WAVE,
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274. AND MY PULSE IS RACING.
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275. DIG THESE MOVES.
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276. YOU THINK IT'S EASY SURFING
ON THE —
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277. ON THE —
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278. I DON'T HAVE A BOARD,
AND I'M SURFING.
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279. I'M GOING TO PUT MY BOARD
IN THE WATER RIGHT NOW.
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280. MY BUTT
COULD NOT BE TIGHTER.
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281. ALL RIGHT.
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282. WATCH ME JUMP
RIGHT ONTO MY BOARD.
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283. WHEN I SAY JUMP —
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284. STOP.
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285. YOU'RE MAKING MY SIDE HURT.
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286. YOU WANT A COMPETITION?
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287. I'LL RACE YOU TO THE BEACH.
FIRST ONE THERE GETS SUSAN.
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288. AND I'M NOT EVEN GOING
TO LOOK AT YOU
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289. WHEN I TELL YOU THAT.
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290. WHAT DO YOU SAY
WE HEAD OUT THERE?
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291. WHICH WAY'S THAT?
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292. OH.
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293. NOT WHERE I'M LOOKING,
BUT WHERE I'M POINTING.
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294. OVER THERE.
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295. I BET YOU'VE NEVER
SEEN THIS STYLE BEFORE.
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296. HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
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297. IT'S CALLED CHEATING,
MY FRIEND.
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298. NO PUSHING.
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299. HEY, WATCH IT.
I CAN TAKE YOU.
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300. OH, YEAH?
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301. I'VE GOT A GUN
WITH FOUR BARRELS.
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302. WELL, WATCH THIS MOVE.
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303. AW, MAN.
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304. RIGHT OUT OF MY RANGE.
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305. NOW —
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306. THIS IS CALLED
MY ELVIS, BUDDY,
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307. AND IT'S THAT LONG.
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308. I COMING RIGHT
ONTO YOUR BOARD,
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309. AND I'M KNOCKING YOU OFF.
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310. SPEAK NO MORE.
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311. QUIET.
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312. CAN YOU HEAR THAT?
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313. I CAN HEAR THE OCEAN
IN YOUR HEAD.
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314. SORRY. I JUST HAD TO SEE
IF THAT WAS REAL.
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315. THANK YOU, GUYS.
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316. THANK YOU, SEBASTIAN.
THAT WAS GREAT.
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317. THANK YOU, SHERRY.
THAT WAS REALLY NICE.
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318. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
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319. SHERRY AND SEBASTIAN —
HOW ABOUT IT?
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320. AND I AM GOING
TO GIVE A MILLION POINTS
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321. AND LOTS OF REPEAT BUSINESS
TO WHOEVER MADE MY SHIRT
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322. BECAUSE, MAN,
THAT LOOKS REALLY GREAT.
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323. OH, OH, MY GOSH.
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.
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324. IT'S EVERYBODY'S
FAVORITE GAME —
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325. "HOEDOWN"!
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326. YEAH!
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327. YEAH! WHOO!
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328. YEAH.
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329. "HOEDOWN"!
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330. WITH THE HELP
OF LAURA HALL ON PIANO.
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331. LAURA HALL HELPING US OUT
WITH THE "HOEDOWN."
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332. I NEED A SUGGESTION
OF SOMETHING
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333. YOU DON'T WANT
TO GET CAUGHT DOING.
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334. OKAY, OKAY, OKAY, OKAY.
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335. UH, LET'S DO
"THE SHOPLIFTING HOEDOWN."
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336. "THE SHOPLIFTING HOEDOWN."
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337. LAURA HALL,
WHENEVER YOU'RE READY.
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338. WHOO!
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339. I SURE LOVE THIS ONE.
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340. WHOO!
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341. WE'RE GOING TO BE RIGHT BACK
WITH MORE
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342. "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE!
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343. HEY, WELCOME BACK
TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
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344. TONIGHT'S WINNERS
ARE RYAN AND COLIN,
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345. AND WE'RE GOING TO DO
"90-SECOND ALPHABET."
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346. WHAT HAPPENS IS
WAYNE'S GOING TO TIME US.
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347. WE'RE GOING TO DO A WHOLE SCENE
FOR YOU IN 90 SECONDS.
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348. EVERY TIME WE START A SENTENCE,
HAS TO START
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349. WITH THE NEXT LETTER
IN THE ALPHABET.
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350. STARTING WITH WHAT LETTER?
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351. "Q."
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352. "Q," STARTING WITH "Q."
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353. WAYNE, WHAT'S THE SCENE?
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354. "RYAN, DREW, AND COLIN
ARE AT THE KENTUCKY DERBY
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355. AND HAVE BET ALL TIR MONEY
ON A RACE." GO.
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356. QUICK, QUICK! RUN FASTER!
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357. RIGHT ON!
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358. SHH.
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359. 2! 2!
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360. 2! 2! GO, NUMBER 2!
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361. 2! QUICK, 2! WHOO!
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362. UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
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363. YOU'RE MAKING
THE HORSE NEUROTIC.
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364. VERY ASTUTE OF YOU.
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365. HORSES GET SCARED
VERY EASILY.
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366. VERY EASILY?
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367. VERY, VERY EASILY.
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368. WOW!
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369. YOU KNEW EXACTLY
WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY.
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370. "X" MARKS THE SPOT!
COME ON!
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371. "X" MARKS THE SPOT!
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372. WHAT A STUPID NAME
FOR A HORSE.
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373. ZITHER! GO, ZITHER! GO!
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374. NOT AS STUPID
AS ZITHER.
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375. ALL THE HORSES —
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376. I BET ON ALL THE HORSES HERE.
I CAN'T LOSE.
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377. BET, YOU SAY?
YOU CAN MAKE A BET?
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378. OH.
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379. COULDN'T YOU UNDERSTAND
WHY WE WERE PUTTING MONEY
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380. IN THAT LITTLE TICKET OFFICE?
THAT WAS BETTING.
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381. DON'T YOU KNOW
WHAT A RACETRACK IS FOR?
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382. 30 SECONDS!
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383. EVER BEEN SO STUPID
IN YOUR LIFE?
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384. NO! YOU'RE THE STUPIDEST
PERSON EVER.
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385. STUPID, STUPID, STUPID.
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386. FRANK, RELAX.
IT'S JUST A GAME.
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387. GEE, YOU GOT UPSET
AT NOTHING, REALLY.
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388. HARRY, I DON'T KNOW
WHAT TO DO.
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389. I DO.
JUST SHUT UP AND WATCH.
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390. 15.
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391. KINDLY STEP ASIDE
WHILE I ROOT MY HORSE ON.
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393. GO! GO!
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394. LIKE I CARE
WHO WINS NOW.
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395. OH.
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396. MANY TIMES I THOUGHT,
"LET THE BUZZER RING,
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397. AND LET'S FINISH THE SCENE."
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398. NO, NO, IT'S OVER.
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399. OH, WELL.
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400. PER—
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401. PERHAPS WE SHOULD HAVE GONE
A LITTLE QUICKER.
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402. QUICKER.
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403. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.
THANKS.
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404. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK
WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE"
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405. DON'T GO AWAY.
SEE YOU IN A SECOND.
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406. WELCOME BACK
TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"
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407. WE'RE GOING
TO END THE SHOW TONIGHT
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408. BY HAVING RYAN AND GREG
READ THE CREDITS
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409. AS A VOICE-OVER
FOR A MOVIE TRAILER.
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410. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL SEE YOU NEXT TIME.
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411. IT WAS THE SUMMER OF 1965,
AND DAN PATTERSON
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412. WAS GROWING UP TO BE A MAN.
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413. YES, WHEN DENISE O'DONOGHUE
AND MARK LEVESON
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414. WALKED INTO HIS WORLD
AND TORE IT APART.
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415. WHO KNEW THAT THE TOWN
THAT DREW CAREY LIVED IN
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416. WOULD SOON BECOME NOTHING?
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417. IT WAS A TIME OF REVOLUTION.
IT WAS A TIME OF KEITHICHMOND.
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418. DINOSAURS, CHEAP THRILLS,
AND HAL SPEER!
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419. WITH A SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE
BY BRAD ZERBST.
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420. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC.
AND WARNER BROS. INC.
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