Whose Line Is It Anyway? 2x12

Directed by

Robbie Amell as Self • Jeff Bryan Davis as Self

Actor Robbie Amell; guest comic Jeff Davis.

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1. GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY,

2. AND WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

3. ON TONIGHT'S SHOW...

4. A HYPERKINETIC POP CULTURE FIRECRACKER — WAYNE BRADY.

5. AN ARTFUL BLEND OF SATIRE AND SHTICK — CHIP ESTEN.

6. STEAMY ADULT ENTERTAINER COLIN MOCHRIE,

7. AND A FUN HOUSE OF SHRIEKS AND SCREAMS — RYAN STILES.

8. I'M YOUR HOST DREW CAREY.

9. COME ON DOWN. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

10. HELLO!

11. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

12. WELCOME, EVERYBODY, TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?",

13. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

14. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER,

15. JUST LIKE A SURVEILLANCE CAMERA AT THE 99 CENTS STORE.

16. POINTS DON'T MEAN A THING.

17. THESE GUYS ARE GOING TO COME UP,

18. THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE EVERYTHING UP THAT YOU SEE.

19. THEN WE GIVE THEM POINTS AT THE END OF EACH ROUND.

20. I DON'T KNOW WHY.

21. JUST A LITTLE GAG TO HOLD THE SHOW TOGETHER,

22. TO PRETEND LIKE THERE'S SOMETHING GOING ON.

23. AT THE END, WE PICK WHAT WE CALL THE WINNER.

24. THE WINNER GETS TO DO A LITTLE SOMETHING SPECIAL WI ME...

25. WHILE THE LOSER SNAPS PICTURES.

26. WE'RE GOING TO START WITH "LET'S MAKE A DATE."

27. THIS IS FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU.

28. CHIP, YOU'RE APPEARING ON A DATING-TYPE SHOW.

29. COLIN, RYAN, AND WAYNE ARE CONTESTANTS.

30. WE GIVE THEM A STRANGE CHARACTERISTIC OR IDENTITY.

31. THEY'VE NEVER SEEN THESE CARDS BEFORE.

32. CHIP'S GOING TO QUESTION THEM ABOUT GOING OUT ON A DATE

33. AND THEN TRY TO GUESS WHO THEY ARE.

34. BACHELOR NUMBER ONE,

35. I WANT TO HAVE MANY, MANY CHILDREN.

36. IF YOU WERE MY HUSBAND, HOW WOULD —

37. I WANT YOU TO SCOLD OUR CHILDREN

38. IF THEY COME HOME LATE.

39. I WANT TO HEAR THAT.

40. VERY EASY.

41. FIRST, I'D MAKE OUT CHILD RUN THE GAUNTLET,

42. WHERE MYSELF, FIRESTORM, GRIDLOCK, AND ICEBEAM

43. WOULD CRIPPLE HIM.

44. THEN I WOULD PUT HIM IN A HEADLOCK,

45. AND WE'D FIGHT 50 FEET OVER A PIT.

46. AND IF HE SURVIVED, THEN HE COULD HAVE COOKIES.

47. MMM, A LITTLE STERN. I LIKE THAT, I LIKE THAT.

48. BACHELOR NUMBER TWO, IF YOU WERE A NEW SPICE GIRL,

49. WHAT WOULD YOUR NAME BE?

50. A NEW SPICE GIRL.

51. I'D LOVE TO BE A SPICE GIRL.

52. YOU KNOW, THEY WEAR ALL THOSE TIGHT CLOTHES,

53. AND THEY JIGGLE —

54. JUST THE WAY THEY MOVE ACROSS THE FLOOR WITH —

55. ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

56. BACHELOR NUMBER THREE...

57. YELLO?

58. HOW ARE YOU DOING TODAY?

59. I'M DOING OKAY. HOW ARE YOU DOING?

60. I'M DOING VERY WELL.

61. BACHELOR NUMBER THREE, I BELIEVE ALL OF LIFE

62. CAN BE SUMMED UP ON A BUMPER STICKER.

63. WHAT WOULD YOURS SAY?

64. MINE WOULD SAY

65. "IF I EVER FIND YOU, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU."

66. BACHELOR NUMBER ONE —

67. OOH!

68. BACHELOR NUMBER ONE,

69. IF YOU WERE ONE OF THE SEVEN DWARVES,

70. WHAT DWARF WOULD YOU BE?

71. I'D BE KICK-ASS DWARF.

72. BACHELOR NUMBER TWO,

73. WHAT WOULD A ROMANTIC EVENING WITH YOU BEGIN WITH?

74. WELL, WE'D QUICKLY DISROBE AND START —

75. DO ME A FAVOR AND MAKE THAT SHEEP SOUND AGAIN.

76. BACHELOR NUMBER THREE...

77. I'M STILL HERE.

78. WHEN YOU'RE AT AN AMUSEMENT PARK,

79. WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE RIDE, AND WHY?

80. I GUESS I LIKE ONE OF THEM ROLLER COASTERS,

81. 'CAUSE THEY'RE —

82. BARK, BABY! BARK, BABY! BARK, BABY!

83. I'M GOING TO PICK TWO,

84. BUT I WANT THREE TO BE THERE, ALSO.

85. ALL RIGHT, CHIP, WHO ARE THEY?

86. OH, MY GOODNESS. UM...

87. AZTEC WARRIOR.

88. NO. WHAT WAS THE SHOW — IT'S NOT ON ANYMORE, BUT —

89. OH, WHERE THEY FIGHT EACH OTHER —

90. "BATTLESTAR GALACTICA" — NO.

91. GLAD...

92. GLADIATORS. "AMERICAN GLADIATORS."

93. COLIN IS AN ENTIRE ZOO.

94. NO. WHENEVER HE GETS WHAT, HE DOES WHAT?

95. OH, WHENEVER HE GETS HORNY, HE TURNS INTO AN ANIMAL?

96. YEAH.

97. OH, MY GOD.

98. AND I'M GOING TO GUESS THAT RYAN IS A HIT MAN.

99. IF YOU'RE A TRAVELING SALESMAN,

100. AND YOU RAN INTO A WHO IN THE JOKE,

101. WHAT WOULD IT BE?

102. HE'S THE FARMER'S DAUGHTER'S FATHER.

103. YEAH. THE FARMER.

104. THE FARMER'S DAUGHTER'S FATHER.

105. THE FARMER'S DAUGHTER'S FATHER.

106. NEPHEW'S UNCLE.

107. IN OTHER WORDS, THE FARMER.

108. DO I EVEN GET ONE POINT?

109. NO. NO.

110. IN OTHER WORDS, HER BROTHER.

111. YEAH.

112. LOOK WHAT THEY MADE ME DO!

113. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "DUET."

114. THIS IS FOR CHIP AND WAYNE.

115. THEY'RE GOING TO SING A DUET

116. WITH THE HELP OF LAURA HALL, LINDA TAYLOR,

117. AND ANNE WANSELIUS.

118. USUALLY I TRY TO PICK A REALLY CUTE GIRL.

119. I'M GOING TO PICK YOU INSTEAD.

120. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

121. DERRICK.

122. NICE TO MEET YOU, DERRICK. WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

123. I WORK IN THE DIESEL INDUSTRY.

124. DOING WHAT?

125. I RUN THE WAREHOUSE.

126. YOU RUN THE WAREHOUSE IN THE DIESEL INDUSTRY.

127. HE'S A DIESEL GUY.

128. DERRICK, COME ON DOWN HERE AND MEET CHIP AND WAYNE.

129. COME ON DOWN HERE. SO GLAD TO MEET YOU.

130. ALL RIGHT.

131. AH...

132. REGULAR "WHOSE LINE" WATCHERS ARE PROBABLY WONDERING,

133. "WHY DIDN'T HE PICK THE CUTE CHICK,

134. LIKE HE ALWAYS DOES?", BUT HERE'S WHY.

135. CHIP AND WAYNE, YOU'RE GOING TO SING A SONG TO DERRICK,

136. WHO RUNS THE FACTORY AT A DIESEL PLACE,

137. AND I WANT YOU TO SING TO HIM LIKE THE VILLAGE PEOPLE.

138. WHOO!

139. DERRICK.

140. DERRICK.

141. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

142. DERRICK, YOU WANT A JOB, DUDE?

143. HEY, DERRICK, HOW MANY POINTS SHOULD WE GIVE THEM?

144. 2 BILLION.

145. 2 BILLION.

146. 2 BILLION. WHOO!

147. I LOVE YOU, DERRICK!

148. YOU KNOW I DID.

149. 2 BILLION POINTS FOR DERRICK.

150. WE'RE GOING TO DO A GAME CALLED "PROPS."

151. WE'RE GOING TO DIVIDE YOU GUYS INTO TWO PAIRS.

152. RYAN AND CHIP, THIS IS YOUR PROP, AND —

153. THERE YOU GO —

154. COLIN AND WAYNE, THIS IS YOUR PROP.

155. THAT THING WEIGHS A TON.

156. THEY HAVE TO GO BACK AND FORTH

157. AND COME WITH AS MANY FUNNY THINGS

158. TO DO WITH THE PROPS AS FAST AS THEY CAN.

159. I PAID WAY TOO MUCH MONEY FOR THESE.

160. I TOLD YOU — NO STARCH IN THE TIE.

161. YOU DISHONOR MY FATHER! COME ON.

162. I SEE BILLY AND TIMMY AND GEORGE.

163. WHAT IS WISCONSIN?

164. I'M NOT SURE WHAT BATHROOM THIS IS —

165. GUYS OR GIRLS.

166. NOT MUCH OF A POWER PLANT.

167. GOD BLESS US — EVERYONE.

168. COME ON IN, BILL! BE OUR GUEST!

169. LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, ELTON JOHN AND FRIEND!

170. SO I TOLD HER IF SHE WAS GOING TO TALK

171. LIKE THAT ABOUT ME, THAT I WILL NOT TAKE THAT.

172. DON'T GO AWAY. WE'LL BE BACK

173. WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" AFTER THIS.

174. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?",

175. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

176. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER,

177. JUST LIKE BATTING PRACTICE TO THE DODGERS.

178. LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED "PARTY QUIRKS."

179. THIS IS FOR CHIP, WAYNE, COLIN, AND RYAN.

180. WE GAVE WAYNE, COLIN, AND RYAN

181. A STRANGE QUIRK OR IDENTITY.

182. GO OVER THERE AND GET IN LINE.

183. I'LL BRING YOU IN WITH THE DOORBELL

184. ONE AT A TIME.

185. CHIP, YOU HAVE TO GUESS WHAT THEY ARE.

186. LISTEN, I GOT TO GO. I'M STARTING A PARTY.

187. I KNOW I DIDN'T INVITE YOU.

188. WELL, FRANKLY, YOU'RE NOT QUIRKY ENOUGH.

189. COME ON IN.

190. TRY THE DIP WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE.

191. COME ON IN. JOIN MY PARTY.

192. THANKS.

193. HOW'S THAT?

194. SO I'VE GOT SOME ROACHES. IT'S NOT A PROBLEM.

195. COME ON IN.

196. HOW ARE YOU?

197. WELCOME. WELCOME TO MY PARTY.

198. I'M SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.

199. OH, MY GOD.

200. GOOD TO HAVE YOU, GOOD TO HAVE YOU.

201. YOU LIKE MY STEREO? HAVING A GOOD TIME?

202. OH, GOD. MY GOD.

203. YOU GUYS ARE FUN.

204. LEAVE HER ALONE.

205. LEAVE HER —

206. COME ON.

207. I'M S— I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY.

208. AAH! AAH! AAH!

209. OKAY, ALL RIGHT.

210. ALL RIGHT.

211. OKAY, YES. WAIT —

212. KING KONG MOVIE, GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!

213. IT SEEMS TO ME LIKE YOU HATE THE PEOPLE DOWNSTAIRS.

214. YOU'RE A SLOW-MOTION FOOTBALL PLAYER.

215. HEY, WHO WANTS TO HAVE WAYNE BRADY

216. LIFT THEIR DRESS UP ON NATIONAL TV?

217. RAISE YOUR HAND.

218. "SHOW MY UNDERWEAR! MINE!

219. I WANT THEM TO SEE MY UNDERWEAR!"

220. GOOD THING YOU LISTENED TO YOUR MOTHER, HUH?

221. ALL RIGHT.

222. IT'S LIKE A BAD HIGH SCHOOL DREAM.

223. OR A GOOD ONE.

224. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

225. MELISSA.

226. MELISSA. OKAY.

227. NOT ANYMORE, IT ISN'T.

228. YOU WON'T SEE THAT ON "FRIENDS."

229. YEAH. NO, YOU DON'T.

230. THANK YOU, MELISSA.

231. GIVE HER SOME POINTS.

232. I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO GIVE.

233. ON THAT NOTE, LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "HOEDOWN,"

234. WITH THE HELP OF LAURA HALL ON THE PIANO.

235. UH, LET'S GO —

236. WHAT I NEED FROM THE AUDIENCE —

237. TYPES OF TV SHOWS THAT YOU LOVE TO HATE.

238. COPS. COP SHOWS.

239. COP SHOWS.

240. SO, EVERYBODY, LET'S HEAR THE COP SHOW HOEDOWN.

241. WHOO!

242. WHOO!

243. YEAH!

244. YEAH!

245. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

246. RIGHT AFTER THIS.

247. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

248. TONIGHT'S WINNERS — RYAN AND WAYNE.

249. WE'RE GOING TO DO A GAME CALLED "3-HEADED BROADWAY STAR"

250. WITH THE HELP OF LAURA HALL AND LINDA TAYLOR.

251. WE'RE GOING TO PRETEND TO BE

252. A STRANGE 3-HEADED BROADWAY STAR.

253. WE HAVE TO MAKE UP A BROADWAY SONG

254. ONE WORD AT A TIME.

255. WE NEED THE NAME OF AN UNLIKELY BROADWAY SHOW.

256. "WORMS" IS A GOOD ONE.

257. WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE HIT LOVE SONG FROM "WORMS"?

258. "YOU KNOW HOW TO WIGGLE." "YOU KNOW HOW TO WIGGLE,"

259. FROM THE HIT BROADWAY MUSICAL "WORMS."

260. HERE WE GO.

261. EEE!

262. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE"

263. RIGHT AFTER THIS.

264. WELCOME BACK.

265. WE'RE GOING TO END THE SHOW WITH COLIN READING THE CREDITS.

266. I WANT YOU TO READ THE CREDITS AS A SUBSTITUTE TEACHER

267. TRYING TO GET AN UNRULY CLASS UNDER CONTROL.

268. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY.

269. ALL RIGHT, DAN PATTERSON, MARK LEVESON,

270. IF YOU'LL JUST SIT DOWN, PLEASE.

271. ALL RIGHT, NOW, COME ON!

272. I'M GOING TO TELL VICE PRESIDENT FORREST

273. THAT YOU'RE — WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

274. THAT'S MY DRIVER'S LICENSE! OH! ALL RIGHT, STOP IT!

275. CHARLES ESTEN, YOU SIT DOWN! THAT'S THE ENTIRE LESSON!

276. WAYNE BRADY, KEITH RICHMOND IS —

277. I'M BRINGING HIM IN HERE!

278. DON'T YOU EVER DO THAT! SIT DOWN!

279. DO NOT TCH MY BUTTOCKS!

280. I DON'T GET PAID ENOUGH FOR THIS!

281. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC. AND WARNER BROS. INC.