Whose Line Is It Anyway? 2x10

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Jack Osbourne as Self • Nyima Funk as Self

TV personality Jack Osbourne; guest comic Nyima Funk.

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1. GOOD EVENING AND WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

2. ON TONIGHT'S SHOW —

3. WHO KNOWS WHAT EVIL LURKS IN THE HEART OF GREG PROOPS?

4. I KNOW WHAT DID YOU LAST SUMMER TO WAYNE BRADY.

5. BE AFRAID, BE VERY AFRAID, OF COLIN MOCHRIE.

6. AND IT ALIVE! RYAN STILES!

7. I'M YOUR HOST DREW CAREY.

8. COME ON DOWN. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!

9. WHOA!

10. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. GOOD EVENING.

11. HELLO. WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?",

12. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

13. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

14. THE POINTS HERE ARE KIND OF LIKE JERRY SPRINGER'S FINAL THOUGHT.

15. DOESN'T MEAN A THING.

16. THESE FINE PERFORMERS ARE GOING TO COME UP

17. AND MAKE EVERYTHING UP OFF THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS.

18. AT THE END OF EVERY GAME, WE GIVE POINTS —

19. JUST A GAG TO HOLD THE SHOW TOGETHER —

20. AND THEN, AT THE END OF THE SHOW,

21. WE DECIDE WHO OUR WINNER'S GOING TO BE.

22. THE WINNER GETS TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL FOR YOU,

23. AND THE LOSER GETS TO MOP IT UP,

24. IF YOU CALL THAT LOSING — WINKETY-WINK.

25. LET'S START WITH A GAME CALLED "SUPERHEROES."

26. THIS IS A REALLY FUN GAME. IT'S FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU.

27. YOU'RE GOING TO ACT AS UNLIKELY SUPERHEROES.

28. GREG, YOU'RE GOING TO START.

29. HE'S GOING TO BRING RYAN, COLIN, AND WAYNE IN.

30. EACH PERSON'S GOING TO NAME THE NEXT PERSON.

31. WHAT WE NEED IS THE NAME OF AN UNLIKELY SUPERHERO.

32. WHAT?

33. ARMPIT MAN!

34. RYAN, WAYNE, AND COLIN SEEM TO LIKE IT — ARMPIT MAN.

35. AND WE NEED AN EMERGENCY, A KIND OF CRISIS.

36. WE'RE OUT OF DEODORANT. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

37. A REAL CRISIS — A REAL CRISIS FOR ARMPIT MAN.

38. WE'RE OUT OF DEODORANT. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO?

39. WELL, I'LL JUST BE BRAIDING THESE.

40. GOD, I'VE JUST BEEN JOGGING AND RUNNING AROUND.

41. WHOO! OH, MY GOD.

42. IT SMELLS LIKE A TURKISH RODEO IN HERE.

43. HA HA HA.

44. I HOPE MY SUPERFRIENDS ARRIVE SOON.

45. I'LL SEND A MESSAGE ON MY ARMPIT DECODER.

46. HEY!

47. SORRY I'M LATE.

48. THANK GOD YOU'RE —

49. OH! WHOA!

50. THANK GOODNESS YOU'VE ARRIVED,

51. FASHION PHOTOGRAPHER KID.

52. I'M SORRY I'M LATE. HOLD IT RIGHT THERE!

53. THAT IS NICE!

54. GIVE ME SOMETHING ON THE GROUND.

55. IT'S AN EMERGENCY. THERE'S NO DEODORANT LEFT.

56. OH, THAT'S NICE.

57. OH, THAT IS NICE!

58. I HURRIED OVER AS QUICKLY AS I COULD.

59. PROFESSOR PANIC!

60. WHAT?

61. AGAIN. THAT'S GOOD!

62. WHAT?

63. I LOVE IT!

64. AAH!

65. AAH!

66. THERE'S NO DEODORANT LEFT, PROFESSOR PANIC.

67. SORRY I'M LATE.

68. THANK GOD YOU'RE HERE,

69. CAPTAIN DOES-THE-SPLITS- AT-EVERY-MOMENT-HE-CAN!

70. CHECK ME OUT!

71. OH, YEAH!

72. IT'S ALL RIGHT.

73. WHOO!

74. GOT HER, GOT HER, THAT IS BEAUTIFUL!

75. VERY NICE, VERY NICE.

76. THERE'S NO DEODORANT. WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

77. LET ME SEE. WHAT —

78. HEY, I FOUND A CAN RIGHT HERE!

79. BEAUTIFUL!

80. I'LL SEE YOU LATER.

81. HEY, NICE!

82. ALL RIGHT, PROBLEM SOLVED!

83. AAH.

84. BEAUTIFUL, BEAUTIFUL!

85. I'M GOING TO GO WITH THEM, SEE WHAT DEVELOPS.

86. WHOA.

87. WELL, THANK GOODNESS THAT CRISIS HAS BEEN SOLVED.

88. THAT WAS GREAT.

89. I, CAPTAIN POINTS, GIVE YOU 1,000 POINTS APIECE.

90. DOESN'T MEAN A THING.

91. POINTS ARE LIKE THE OTHER GUY FROM WHAM!

92. LET'S PLAY A GAME NOW.

93. THIS IS FOR WAYNE BRADY WITH LAURA HALL —

94. LINDA TAYLOR ON GUITAR, LAURA HALL ON PIANO.

95. I'VE GOT TO FIND A FACE RIGHT AROUND HERE.

96. I'M GOING TO WALK UP...

97. SOMEONE...

98. OH, MY GOD! LOOK AT YOU. WHAT'S YOUR NAME?

99. DOLORES.

100. DOLORES, WHAT DO YOU DO FOR A LIVING?

101. I'M RETIRED.

102. HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN YOU'RE DONE?

103. HEY, HOW YOU DOING? WHAT DID YOU USED TO DO?

104. I WAS A SECRETARY AT A JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL.

105. AT A JUNIOR HIGH SCHOOL.

106. DO YOU HAVE ANY HOBBIES YOU LIKE TO DO?

107. MM-HMM, GARDENING.

108. DOLORES — SHE LIKES TO GARDEN.

109. COME ON HERE, DOLORES.

110. DOLORES, SAY HI TO WAYNE.

111. WAYNE, THIS IS DOLORES.

112. SHE LIKES TO GARDEN,

113. USED TO WORK AT A JUNIOR HIGH,

114. AND SHE'S RETIRED NOW.

115. YOU DON'T HAVE TO USE ALL THOSE.

116. JUST PICK ONE.

117. I'LL USE THEM ALL.

118. DON'T HURT YOURSELF

119. 'CAUSE YOU — OH, MY GOD. HA HA HA.

120. I DIDN'T READ THE CARD.

121. YOU'RE GOING TO SING TO DOLORES —

122. YOU'RE GOING TO SING TO DOLORES IN THE STYLE

123. OF MICHAEL JACKSON GETTING OLDER.

124. HEY, GIRL!

125. RIGHT, TITO? SHUT UP.

126. HOO!

127. YEAH!

128. THANK YOU!

129. THANK YOU, DOLORES! THANK YOU!

130. THANK YOU, DOLORES.

131. YOU CAN HAVE A SEAT.

132. THANK YOU VERY MUCH. THAT WAS DOLORES, EVERYBODY.

133. DOLORES, I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU ONE POINT.

134. WHAT YOU DO WITH THAT POINT — YOU PLANT IT IN THE GROUND,

135. WATER IT EVERY DAY.

136. IT'LL GROW INTO A BIG POINT TREE —

137. AS MANY POINTS AS YOU WANT FOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE.

138. LET'S GO TO A GAME CALLED "NEWS FLASH"

139. FOR RYAN AND GREG.

140. YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO BE TWO NEWS ANCHORS.

141. COLIN, GO TO THAT BIG WALL OF GREEN.

142. YOU'RE GOING TO BE A NEWS REPORTER

143. COVERING A BREAKING NEWS STORY.

144. HE CAN'T SEE ANYTHING BEHIND HIM.

145. ALL HE CAN SEE IS GREEN. IT'S CALLED A GREEN SCREEN.

146. WE PUT AN IMAGE ON THERE AND WE CAN SEE IT,

147. BUT HE CAN'T.

148. ALL THE MONITORS ARE BLOCKED FROM HIM.

149. WE CAN SEE IT,

150. AND COLIN AND, UH, GREG CAN SEE IT.

151. HE'S GOING TO GUESS —

152. THAT'S RYAN.

153. RYAN. WHAT DID I SAY?

154. COLIN.

155. IT'S BETTER THAN LEWIS.

156. YEAH.

157. LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. ARE YOU JIM OR MARIAH?

158. HA HA HA. YEAH.

159. COLIN HAS TO GUESS WHAT'SEHIND HIM ON THE SCREEN

160. BASED ON HINTS FROM YOU TWO, WHOEVER YOU ARE.

161. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, GO.

162. IS IT PROOPS?

163. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU —

164. WE INTERRUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR A SPECIAL NEWS BULLETIN.

165. WE'VE GOT CORRESPONDENT COLIN MOCHRIE OUT IN THE FIELD.

166. COLIN, CAN YOU HEAR US?

167. I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU!

168. LOOK AT THIS!

169. HAVE YOU EVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS?

170. COLIN, WHEN DID WORD OF THIS FIRST BREAK TO YOU?

171. WELL, I HEARD IT ALL STARTED WITH A DEBATE

172. OVER WHO WAS THE BEST DARRIN...

173. HA HA HA.

174. AND THEN IT JUST —

175. I CAN BARELY FIND THE WORDS TO DESCRIBE THIS.

176. HAVE YOU BEEN AFRAID OF ANY OF THE CONDITIONS

177. THAT ARE GOING ON THERE?

178. YES.

179. AND HOW ARE YOU PREPARING YOURSELF, COLIN?

180. I WORE EXTRA SHORTS.

181. IT SEEMS TO HAVE COME IN HANDY.

182. COLIN, IF I COULD GET OFF THE SUBJECT,

183. YOU LOOK RADIANT TONIGHT.

184. THANK YOU. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

185. COLIN, I REMEMBER WHEN YOU LEFT THE STUDIO,

186. YOU HAD HAIR.

187. YEAH? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT, STICK BOY?

188. WELL...

189. COLIN, THERE'S WORD AND A RUMOR

190. THAT AFTER THIS IS ALL OVER,

191. THAT ADAM ANT MIGHT BE PYING THERE.

192. IS THAT TRUE?

193. I DON'T HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON THAT AT THIS POINT.

194. OH!

195. WELL DONE, COLIN.

196. AND HOW IS THE PEOPLE'S ARMY TAKING TO YOU?

197. THEY LOVE ME HERE!

198. THERE'S TALK OF ME MAYBE INFILTRATING

199. AS THE QUEEN.

200. WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE HAVING A BLAST

201. YES, I AM.

202. I HOPE ALL THE PEOPLE YOU MET REMAIN FRIENDS

203. AND THERE'S NOT A FALLOUT

204. BETWEEN ANY OF THOSE PEOPLE.

205. I HOPE NOT, EITHER,

206. BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE HORRIBLE.

207. MY TEETH!

208. COLIN, HAVE YOU ANY IDEA WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW?

209. I'M AT THE GROUND ZERO OF A NUCLEAR TESTING

210. WITH ANTS?

211. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

212. RIGHT AFTER THIS.

213. DON'T GO ANYWHERE!

214. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?",

215. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP

216. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

217. JUST LIKE A STOP SIGN AT 3:00 IN THE MORNING,

218. THE POINTS DON'T MATTER,

219. ESPECIALLY IF THERE'S A KITTEN WITH A FLOWER

220. CROSSING THE STREET.

221. OKAY. HA HA HA.

222. WE'RE GOING TO GO ON

223. TO A GAME CALLED "QUESTIONABLE IMPRESSIONS"

224. FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU.

225. GREG AND WAYNE, YOU'RE GOING TO START.

226. IN ADDITION TO SPEAKING IN QUESTIONS,

227. THEY ALSO HAVE TO DO A DIFFERENT IMPRESSION

228. EVERY TIME THEY COME ON, AND IT BETTER BE A GOOD ONE.

229. IT BETTER BE SOMETHING WE KNOW.

230. NOW, WHAT I NEED

231. IS A PLACE WHERE THERE'S A SENSE OF URGENCY.

232. THERE'S A SENSE OF URGENCY AT A SENIOR CITIZENS' CENTER?

233. A HOSPITAL! GOOD ONE.

234. A HOSPITAL — THAT'S A SENSE OF URGENCY,

235. NOT THE SENIOR CITIZENS.

236. OKAY, SO YOU HAVE TO DO IMPRESSIONS,

237. A NEW ONE EACH TIME YOU COME IN,

238. PLUS QUESTIONS ONLY, AND YOU'RE IN A HOSPITAL,

239. AND I'LL BUZZ IN BETWEEN WHEN YOU GOOF UP.

240. OLLIE, IS IT GOING TO LIVE?

241. SO,

242. DO YOU KNOW WHO THE PATIENT IS?

243. NO.

244. DO YOU KNOW THAT RIGHT HERE

245. THERE'S A MAN IN NEED OF AN OPERATION?

246. MAY I ASK WHO YOU ARE?

247. IS THE FACE NOT FAMILIAR TO YOU,

248. RIGHT HERE?

249. HAVE I MADE LOVE TO YOU BEFORE?

250. ARE YOU PREPARED TO WELCOME, RIGHT HERE INTO YOUR HOSPITAL,

251. FOUR MOP-TOP KIDS FROM LIVERPOOL?

252. NICE TRY.

253. HEY, WHO WAS THAT, BY THE WAY?

254. I DON'T KNOW.

255. DO YOU KNOW

256. WHERE THE DOCTOR IS?

257. A-RINKY-DINKY,

258. WHERE'S THE DOCTOR?

259. I NEED SOME HELP.

260. DO YOU KNOW

261. WHERE THE BLOOD IS KEPT?

262. WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A BLOOD BANK ON LEGS?

263. HA-CHA-CHA?

264. CAN YOU TELL ME

265. IF THE DOCTOR IS VOIDIN ON THE GOID-DING-DING?

266. YOU'RE NEW HERE, AREN'T YOU?

267. HAVEN'T YOU HEARD

268. OF THE VOIDIN ON THE FRING-GING-AY?

269. KID...

270. DID SOMEBODY CALL

271. FOR AN ABOVE-AVERAGE BEAR?

272. ROWR ROWR ROWR?

273. WELL, WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?

274. ROWR ROWR ROWR.

275. IS IT TIME FOR THE OPERATION?

276. WILL YOU PAY ME IN PICNIC BASKETS?

277. NOW WE'RE GOING TO CHANGE THE NAME OF THE GAME

278. TO "HEY, LET'S ALL MAKE IDIOTS OUT OF OURSELVES."

279. OH, MAN.

280. JIMMY DURANTE.

281. THE ONLY BROTHER TO EVER DO JIMMY DURANTE.

282. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "DATING SERVICE VIDEO."

283. THIS IS FOR ALL OF YOU.

284. COLIN AND RYAN, GET A BOX OF STUFF.

285. GREG AND WAYNE, GET YOUR BOX.

286. THEY'RE GOING TO GO BACK AND FORTH

287. WITH THEIR BOX.

288. THEY'VE NEVER SEEN ANY OF THESE THINGS BEFORE.

289. THEY'RE GOING TO COME UP WITH AS MANY EXAMPLES AS POSSIBLE

290. OF THE WORLD'S WORST DATING SERVICE VIDEO.

291. COLIN AND RYAN, STARTING WITH YOU, GO AHEAD.

292. DON'T WORRY. I BROUGHT A TROJAN.

293. AH HA, WHO WANTS THE LOVE BURRITO?

294. HAPPY BIRTHDAY. NOW BLOW ME OUT.

295. MAY I BUY YOU A SLURPEE AND A HOT DOG?

296. THIS YEAR, I DO ALL THE STUFFING.

297. WILL YOU PLEASE GO WITH ME?

298. YOU WILL?

299. I'M ERIK ESTRADA.

300. I'VE BEEN ON AN ISLAND

301. FOR SEVEN YEARS WITH MY WIFE.

302. I'M LOOKING FOR A FEW GOOD MEN.

303. OH, YOU WANT TO SEE THE SNAKE

304. COME OUT OF THE BASKET.

305. I PROMISE NOT TO DO IT TOO FAST.

306. YOU MIGHT GET THE BENDS.

307. IN MY LAND, YOU CAN ALWAYS GET.

308. PUT YOUR HANDS UP!

309. OKAY, NOW JIGGLE AROUND A LITTLE.

310. THANK YOU VERY MUCH!

311. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

312. RIGHT AFTER THIS.

313. DON'T GO ANYWHERE.

314. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

315. TONIGHT'S WINNERS —

316. RYAN AND WAYNE!

317. RYAN AND WAYNE ARE THE WINNERS.

318. LET ME GET OVER HERE IN THE MIDDLE.

319. WE'RE GOING TO DO A LITTLE GAME

320. CALLED "3-HEADED BROADWAY STAR."

321. WE'RE GOING TO B LIKE, A WEIRD 3-HEADED BROADWAY STAR,

322. AND WE'RE GOING TO SING A SONG FROM, UH —

323. MAKE UP A NAME OF A BIG BROADWAY HIT MUSICAL.

324. "MY FAVORITE SHOE."

325. GOOD FOR YOU FOR MAKING UP ONE.

326. AND NAME THE BIG HIT LOVE SONG FROM "MY FAVORITE SHOE."

327. "YOU'VE GOT SOLE."

328. YOU WERE RIGHT ON THE BALL.

329. ONE GUY PAYING ATTENTION IN THE WHOLE ROOM.

330. OKAY, HERE'S THE BIG HIT LOVE SONG

331. "YOU'VE GOT SOLE"

332. FROM THE BROADWAY MUSICAL, SOMETHING ABOUT A SHOE.

333. OH, SORRY, ONE WORD AT A TIME.

334. HA HA HA.

335. HA HA.

336. HA HA HA.

337. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE" —

338. HA HA HA.

339. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

340. HEY. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE."

341. WE'RE GOING TO END THE SHOW TONIGHT

342. BY HAVING RYAN AND WAYNE READ THE CREDITS

343. LIKE TEENAGE GIRLS AT A SLUMBER PARTY.

344. GOOD NIGHT, EVERYBODY. SEE YOU NEXT TIME.

345. OH, MY GOD, THERE'S DAN PATTERSON

346. AND MARK LEVESON.

347. OH, THAT RYAN STILES IS SO HOT.

348. OH, MY GOD! JIMMY MULVILLE! MARK LEVESON!

349. OH, OH, BRUCE GOWERS!

350. OH, TOM PARK.

351. OH, MY GOSH, LOOK, IT'S BILLY!

352. IF IT ISN'T GREG PROOPS AND BRUCE RYAN.

353. OH, MY DAD ERIC WILKER IS GOING TO BE HOME SOON.

354. HER DAD'S HOME!

355. HERE HE IS NOW!

356. IT'S DAD!

357. OH, IT'S —

358. THERE'S RACHEL BOWLING.

359. I'M JUST PLAYING WITH YOU.

360. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC. AND WARNER BROS. INC.