Whose Line Is It Anyway? 2x1

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Greg Proops as Self • Kat Graham as Self

Actress Kat Graham; comic Greg Proops.

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1. GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY,

2. AND WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

3. ON TONIGHT'S SHOW — "MAY I SEE YOUR LICENSE?" WAYNE BRADY.

4. "DO YOU KNOW HOW FAST YOU WERE GOING?" CHIP ESTEN.

5. "YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT" COLIN MOCHRIE.

6. AND "OH, YOU'LL TALK" RYAN STILES!

7. I'M YOUR HOST DREW CAREY. COME ON DOWN.

8. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

9. YES, HELLO.

10. I DON'T GET IT, EITHER.

11. WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?",

12. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE UP,

13. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

14. YEP, JUST LIKE THE POLICE DEPARTMENT IN COLOMBIA.

15. OUR PERFORMERS MAKE UP EVERYTHING YOU SEE

16. RIGHT ON THE SPOT HERE

17. BASED ON SUGGESTIONS FROM THE AUDIENCE

18. AND THINGS WRITTEN ON THESE CARDS.

19. THEY'VE NEVER SEEN THESE SUGGESTIONS.

20. AT THE END, WE PICK A WINNER.

21. THE WINNER GETS TO DO SOMETHING SPECIAL.

22. THE LOSER GETS TWO TRIPS

23. ABOARD THE BEAUTIFUL QUEEN MARY.

24. NOT THE BOAT, BUT, UH, YOU KNOW...

25. WE'RE DOING THE BEST WE CAN.

26. SO —

27. HA HA HA HA.

28. LOOKING FORWARD TO THAT.

29. LET'S START IT OFF WITH "LET'S MAKE A DATE."

30. THIS IS ALL FOUR.

31. CHIP, YOU'RE APPEARING ON A DATING-TYPE SHOW,

32. AND RYAN, COLIN, AND WAYNE ARE THE ONLY PEOPLE

33. YOU GET TO CHOOSE FROM.

34. WE'VE GIVEN THEM EACH

35. A STRANGE CHARACTERISTIC OR IDENTITY.

36. CHIP'S GOING TO TRY TO ESTABLISH WHO THEY ARE.

37. WHENEVER YOU'RE READY, CHIP, OFF YOU GO.

38. BACHELOR NUMBER ONE, HI, HOW ARE YOU?

39. HEY, DUDE.

40. YEAH, DUDE, THAT'S FUNNY.

41. WOW. EDGY.

42. BACHELOR NUMBER TWO, I'M REALLY DRUNK RIGHT NOW.

43. IF YOU WERE A DRINK,

44. WHAT KIND OF DRINK WOULD YOU BE?

45. DRINK.

46. I'M NOT TELLING YOU ANYTHING!

47. NOTHING! YOU'RE INHUMAN!

48. SHUT UP.

49. BACHELOR NUMBER THREE, IF YOU WERE IN A ZOO,

50. WHAT KIND OF ANIMAL WOULD YOU BE,

51. AND WHY?

52. WELL, I CAN'T REALLY TELL YOU,

53. OR THAT WOULD RUIN THE WHOLE THING,

54. BUT I'D LOVE A DATE WITH YOU,

55. AND I'D JUST EAT YOU UP.

56. MYSTERIOUS. BACHELOR NUMBER ONE,

57. YOU SEEM LIKE A REALLY FUN KIND OF GUY.

58. WHERE WOULD YOU TAKE ME ON A DATE?

59. I DON'T KNOW.

60. I MIGHT TAKE YOU TO GO GET SOME CHEESY POOFS.

61. I DON'T KNOW.

62. WELL, I DON'T KNOW.

63. LET'S GO, CHILDREN. HA HA HA HA.

64. YOU SOUND DOUBLE-DREAMY.

65. BACHELOR NUMBER TWO...

66. IF WE GET MARRIED,

67. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A LOT OF CHILDREN?

68. YOU KNOW I CAN'T ANYMORE!

69. AAH! AAH!

70. AAH!

71. OH, MY GOD,

72. THEY KILLED BACHELOR NUMBER TWO!

73. WELL, WHOEVER I CHOOSE, YOU PEOPLE CAN PARTY.

74. BACHELOR NUMBER THREE, WOULD YOU MAKE

75. A GOOD PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE, AND WHY?

76. OH, I THINK I'D MAKE THE BEST PRESID—

77. ALL RIGHT, CHIP — HA HA HA HA.

78. GUESS WHO THEY ARE.

79. OKAY, BACHELOR NUMBER ONE

80. IS THE ENTIRE CAST OF "SOUTH PARK."

81. YES.

82. I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU GUESSED IT.

83. I DON'T KNOW WHAT GAVE IT AWAY.

84. BACHELOR NUMBER TWO IS A TORTURE VICTIM.

85. YES.

86. BETTER THAN THAT,

87. HE'S A MEDIEVAL TORTURE VICTIM.

88. UH-HUH. TWIST.

89. BACHELOR NUMBER THREE IS A... VULTURE?

90. YES.

91. 1,000 POINTS, EACH OF YOU.

92. HEY, REMEMBER WHEN THESE POINTS

93. USED TO BE WORTH SOMETHING?

94. LET'S GO ON TO A GAME

95. CALLED "3-HEADED BROADWAY STARS."

96. THIS IS FOR WAYNE, COLIN, AND RYAN,

97. WITH THE HELP OF LAURA HALL, LINDA TAYLOR.

98. THEY'RE GOING TO PRETEND TO BE

99. A STRANGE 3-HEADED BROADWAY STAR.

100. THEY'RE GOING TO SING A BROADWAY HIT.

101. THEY HAVE TO MAKE UP THE SONG ONE WORD AT A TIME,

102. EACH SINGING ONLY ONE WORD.

103. WHAT WE NEED

104. IS THE SUGGESTION OF AN UNLIKELY MUSICAL.

105. WHAT?

106. "LUMBERJACKS IN LOVE."

107. NOW, GIVE ME THE TITLE OF THE BIG HIT LOVE SONG

108. FROM "LUMBERJACKS IN LOVE."

109. "TIMBER."

110. SO, YOU'RE GOING TO SING THE BIG HIT LOVE SONG

111. ONE WORD AT A TIME —

112. "TIMBER," FROM "LUMBERJACKS IN LOVE."

113. TAKE IT AWAY.

114. 400 POINTS TO EACH OF YOUR WIVES

115. FOR STICKING WITH YOU.

116. WE'RE GOING TO CONTINUE WITH A GAME CALLED "PROPS."

117. DIVIDE INTO TWO GROUPS — RYAN AND CHIP,

118. COLIN AND WAYNE.

119. RYAN AND CHIP, THIS IS YOUR PROP.

120. DINK. SORRY. DINK.

121. OH, MAN, THIS IS HEAVY.

122. THIS IS YOUR PROP RIGHT HERE.

123. AND ANOTHER. YOU NEED TWO OF THEM.

124. RYAN AND CHIP, COME UP WITH AS MANY GOOD IDEAS

125. FOR THESE PROPS AS YOU CAN.

126. YEAH, ANOTHER DAY, AND I THINK I'LL POP IT.

127. NOBODY'S GOING FOR THIS PEPTO-BISMOL ON A STICK.

128. SELL IT!

129. CLEAR!

130. SOMEBODY STOP ME!

131. TODAY WE BURY MADONNA.

132. JEEZ, MEATHEAD,

133. DON'T YOU SEE I'M SITTING IN MY FAVORITE CHAIR?

134. SO, YOU COME HERE OFTEN?

135. NO, I LIKE WOMEN!

136. I REALLY THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP MY CAREER.

137. GET A LOAD OF HER! WHOA!

138. JACOB SAYS WE MUST HAVE THE MILK CHURNED

139. BY THE MORNING.

140. APPARENTLY HORTON HEARD A HOO.

141. REALLY?

142. YEAH.

143. STUPID BABOON.

144. LEIA, WHERE ARE YOU, LEIA?

145. THAT'S ENOUGH RIGHT THERE.

146. AND WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

147. WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

148. HEY, WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?",

149. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING'S MADE UP,

150. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER,

151. JUST LIKE THE WORD "INTERNATIONAL"

152. IN INTERNATIONAL HOUSE OF PANCAKES.

153. NOW LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "STAND, SIT, LIE."

154. THIS IS FOR RYAN, COLIN, AND WAYNE.

155. THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE UP A SCENE.

156. ONE MUST BE STANDING, ONE MUST BE SITTING,

157. ONE MUST ALWAYS BE LYING DOWN.

158. IF ANYONE CHANGES THE POSITIONS,

159. THE OTHER ONES HAVE TO MAKE IT UP FOR THEM.

160. IT DOESN'T MATTER WHO'S LAYING DOWN.

161. GO AHEAD AND PICK ONE.

162. I AM OLDER.

163. THE SCENE IS THREE CAMPERS ARE PREPARING FOR BED

164. IN THE WOODS ON THE NIGHT OF A FULL —

165. OH, NO. THE SCENE IS...

166. WAYNE HAS TALKED HER BOYFRIEND COLIN

167. INTO COMING INTO RYAN'S TATTOO PARLOR.

168. HER?

169. YES, HER BOYFRIEND.

170. WAYNE HAS TALKED HER BOYFRIEND COLIN

171. INTO COMING TO RYAN'S TATTOO PARLOR.

172. HONEY, DON'T YOU FEEL GOOD

173. THAT I TALKED YOU INTO COMING TO THIS TATTOO PARLOR?

174. I'D RATHER BE CAMPING UNDER A FULL MOON.

175. THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH A TATTOO.

176. YOU WANT A BAR CODE ON HERE?

177. NO, I DON'T WANT A BAR CODE!

178. THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.

179. I'VE GOT A BAR CODE HERE AND A UPC SYMBOL.

180. I HAVEN'T GOT ALL DAY.

181. WHY ARE YOU UPSET? WE'RE PAYING YOU!

182. I CAN'T HANDLE MUCH MORE OF THIS.

183. DON'T YELL AT THE TATTOO MAN.

184. HE'S GIVING US A DISCOUNT.

185. ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE ONE.

186. WHO SAID ANYTHING ABOUT A DISCOUNT?

187. YOU DID ON THE PHONE.

188. I CERTAINLY DID NOT SAY ANYTHING

189. ABOUT A DISCOUNT.

190. I NEVER GIVE DISCOUNTS. THAT WOULD BE RIDICULOUS.

191. SO, I'M LYING? OH, NO, NO, NO. OH, NO.

192. MY HUSBAND — BOYFRIEND, SOON TO BE HUSBAND —

193. WANTS A TATTOO, AND YOU WILL GIVE HIM ONE

194. AT A DISCOUNTED RATE, OR I'M GOING TO TELL EVERYONE

195. THAT YOUR TATTOO PARLOR SUCKS.

196. IT DOESN'T SUCK.

197. OH, MY GOD. ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

198. HONEY! HONEY, GET UP!

199. HEY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?

200. YOU TOOK A NASTY FALL THERE.

201. IT'S JUST THE THOUGHT OF GETTING A TATTOO

202. MAKES ME FAINT.

203. I GOT ONE OF THESE EASY ZIPPO TATTOO THINGS.

204. THERE YOU GO.

205. THAT'S AMAZING.

206. WAIT A MINUTE. THIS IS YOUR NAME.

207. I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T MEAN TO GET SO —

208. OH, STOP —

209. ANOTHER MILLION POINTS FOR EVERYBODY.

210. I GOT A LOT OF POINTS TODAY.

211. I BOUGHT THEM AT THE PRICE CLUB.

212. NOW LET'S GO ON TO A GAME CALLED "GREATEST HITS."

213. THIS IS FOR ALL FOUR OF YOU

214. WITH THE HELP OF LAURA HALL,

215. LINDA TAYLOR, AND ANNA WANSELIUS.

216. ANNA WANSELIUS.

217. LINDA TAYLOR, LAURA HALL.

218. COLIN AND RYAN, YOU'RE TV VOICEOVER GUYS

219. TALKING ABOUT THE LATEST COMPILATION ALBUM,

220. AND THEN THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE UP NAMES OF SONGS.

221. WAYNE AND CHIP ARE GOING TO SING THE SONGS.

222. WHAT WE NEED FROM THE AUDIENCE

223. IS SOMETHING YOU'D LOOK TO FIND IN THE YELLOW PAGES.

224. DENTISTS. SOUNDS LIKE A GREAT ONE. DENTISTS.

225. LET'S HEAR THE ALBUM.

226. THE ALBUM IS "SONGS OF THE DENTIST."

227. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK TO OUR NATURE DOCUMENTARY —

228. "LIPPY, THE LEMMING WITH AN ALTERNATE LIFESTYLE,"

229. IN JUST A SECOND.

230. YOU KNOW, COLIN, NOBODY LIKES TO GO TO THE DENTIST,

231. BUT IT MIGHT BE A LITTLE EASIER WHILE LISTENING

232. TO OUR 3-CD SET WITH "SONGS OF THE DENTIST."

233. OH, ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

234. NO, I'M NOT.

235. THERE ARE SONGS FROM ALL OVER THE WORLD

236. ON THIS, INCLUDING THAT NUMBER-ONE SALSA HIT

237. "JUST SAY NO... VOCAIN."

238. OOH-HA!

239. WHOO!

240. BOY, THIS IS A GREAT SELECTION OF SONGS, COLIN.

241. WELL, WE WOULDN'T BE SELLING IT IF IT WAS BAD.

242. NEIL DIAMOND, NEIL YOUNG, PAUL McCARTNEY —

243. THOSE ARE JUST SOME OF THE NAMES

244. OF GUYS WHO CAN SING.

245. BUT ONE OF MY FAVORITES WHO'S ACTUALLY ON THIS ALBUM

246. IS THE INCREDIBLE WILSON PICKETT,

247. AND OF COURSE THAT GREAT HIT OF HIS,

248. "IT HAS TO COME OUT."

249. ALL RIGHT, NOW!

250. WHOO!

251. AAH!

252. OW!

253. OOH, OW.

254. BOY.

255. THAT SONG NEVER FAILS TO BRING A TEAR

256. TO MY STOMACH LINING.

257. SPEAKING OF WHICH, HEAVY METAL.

258. OH.

259. ONE OF MY — WELL, IT'S NOT MY FAVORITE,

260. BUT I LIKE IT.

261. IT'S THAT HEAVY METAL CLASSIC

262. "I AIN'T WEARIN' NO BRACES."

263. YEAH!

264. YEAH!

265. YEAH!

266. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

267. TO FIND OUT WHO THE WINNER IS.

268. WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

269. TONIGHT'S WINNER — WAYNE BRADY.

270. SO, HE'S GOING TO SIT AT THE DESK.

271. THE REST OF US ARE GOING TO DO A HOEDOWN.

272. YEAH!

273. YEAH, WE'RE GOING TO DO A HOEDOWN.

274. WHAT WE NEED FROM THE AUDIENCE IS A SUGGESTION

275. OF A TYPE OR GROUP OF PEOPLE YOU HATE.

276. NO, CAR SALESMAN. THAT'S A GOOD ONE.

277. THE CAR SALESMAN HOEDOWN — THAT'S A GOOD ONE —

278. WITH THE HELP OF LAURA HALL ON THE PIANO.

279. LET'S DO THE CAR SALESMAN HOEDOWN.

280. YEE-HAW!

281. TULSA, OKLAHOMA, SALUTE!

282. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK AFTER THIS.

283. DON'T GO AWAY.

284. HEY, WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

285. WE'RE GOING TO END THE SHOW TONIGHT

286. WITH COLIN READING THE CREDITS.

287. READ THE CREDITS

288. LIKE AN ANGRY SCHOOL BUS DRIVER.

289. THANKS FOR WATCHING, EVERYBODY.

290. DAN PATTERSON, SIT DOWN!

291. I TOLD YOU ALREADY TO SIT DOWN!

292. DENISE O'DONOGHUE, DON'T YOU SPIT GUM!

293. I CAN'T SEE, YOU IDIOT KIDS!

294. SIT BACK! BACK! BACK!

295. I MEAN YOU, BRUCE RYAN!

296. I MEAN YOU, KEITH RICHMOND!

297. ALL RIGHT, OUT OF THE BUS!

298. ALL RIGHT, THERE'S MORE WHERE THAT CAME FROM!

299. I'M THROWING YOU OUT OF THE BUS!

300. OUT! OUT!

301. CAPTIONS PAID FOR BY ABC, INC. AND WARNER BROS. INC.