Whose Line Is It Anyway? 1x5

Directed by

Jeff Bryan Davis as Self • Mary Killman as Self • Mariya Koroleva as Self

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1. - GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY,

2. AND WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

3. ON TONIGHT'S SHOW,

4. CINEMATIC MASTERPIECE WAYNE BRADY.

5. CRITICALLY ACCLAIMED JEFF DAVIS.

6. NOT AS GOOD AS THE BOOK — COLIN MOCHRIE.

7. AND I WANT MY MONEY BACK — RYAN STILES.

8. I'M AISHA TYLER. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN.

9. O-M-G.

10. YES!

11. HELLO, AND WELCOME, EVERYBODY, TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" —

12. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE UP

13. AND THE POINTS DO NOT MATTER.

14. NOW, IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE SHOW BEFORE,

15. THE IMPORTANT THING TO REMEMBER

16. IS THAT EVERYTHING THE PERFORMERS DO TONIGHT

17. IS COMPLETELY MADE UP OFF OF THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS

18. AND BASED ON SUGGESTIONS FROM THE AUDIENCE

19. AND THESE CARDS THAT I HAVE HERE IN MY SWEATY LITTLE PALMS.

20. IT'S INCREDIBLE TO WATCH

21. AND AN AMAZING AMOUNT OF FUN, SO...

22. - PRESSURE.

23. - IT REALLY IS.

24. - IT'S MODERATELY AMUSING TO WATCH

25. AND A MEDIUM AMOUNT OF FUN.

26. SO LET'S GET STARTED.

27. ALL RIGHT, THE VERY FIRST GAME WE'RE GONNA PLAY TONIGHT —

28. THIS GAME IS CALLED "HOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR,"

29. AND IT'S FOR ALL FOUR OF OUR PERFORMERS.

30. GENTLEMEN, COME ON DOWN.

31. JEFF, RYAN, AND WAYNE ARE GONNA ACT OUT A SCENE,

32. AND COLIN IS GONNA BE THE DIRECTOR

33. WHO KEEPS GIVING THE ACTORS DIFFERENT ROLES —

34. DIFFERENT NOTES ON HOW TO IMPROVE THE SCENE, ALL RIGHT?

35. THE FILM SCENE —

36. RYAN AND JEFF ARE GONNA BE PLAYING TWO CRIMINALS

37. CUTTING THROUGH AN ELECTRIFIED, BARBED-WIRE FENCE

38. TO BREAK INTO A WAREHOUSE.

39. WAYNE IS A SECURITY GUARD

40. WHO ARRIVES IN A JEEP FULL OF GUARD DOGS...

41. TO STOP THEM.

42. GENTLEMEN, TAKE IT AWAY.

43. OH, SHEESH! - CAN'T YOU READ THE SIGN?

44. - YOU SHOULD'VE SAID SOMETHING ABOUT THAT.

45. - I'LL UNPLUG IT.

46. - IS THAT A PLUG? - HUH?

47. - BUT THERE'S A DOOR THERE, TOO. WE DON'T EVEN NEED TO —

48. - LET'S JUST GO THROUGH THE DOOR!

49. - WHAT HAVE WE BEEN DOING ALL THIS TIME?

50. - IT'S UNLOCKED. THIS IS SO EASY.

51. - WE'RE OUT. I DON'T WANT TO LEAVE, JEFF.

52. - WE'VE BEEN IN PRISON FOR 15 YEARS.

53. - I KNOW. I'M USED TO THE FOOD. I'M USED TO THE PRISON LIFE.

54. - LOOK. - WHAT?

55. - A WAREHOUSE.

56. Y'ALL BETTER STAY RIGHT THERE!

57. DOWN, BUBBA!

58. GET 'EM!

59. - OH, GOD!

60. - COME ON! GET BACK!

61. COME ON! GET DOWN!

62. I DONE SEEN THEM GANGSTER MOVIES.

63. I'LL POP YOU CAPS.

64. - A JEEP FULL OF DOGS?

65. YEP.

66. - A CHIHUAHUA?

67. - CUT! CUT! CUT!

68. - I SAW A CHIHUAHUA. I VISUALIZED IT.

69. - SHUT UP!

70. THAT WAS CRAP!

71. IF THIS WAS "THE SOUND OF MUSIC,"

72. YOU'D BE THE FAMILY VON CRAP!

73. YOU KNOW, WE NEED TO GET A YOUNGER AUDIENCE.

74. - AH! - THAT'S WHY I'M HERE.

75. DO IT LIKE FRAT BOYS! FRAT BOYS!

76. DO WHAT YOU CAN.

77. - WHOA.

78. - THIS FENCE IS ELECTRIFIED, MAN.

79. I'M GETTING SHOCKED THROUGH MY ENTIRE BODY.

80. - DUDE, YOU KNOW WHAT'S AMAZING? - WHAT?

81. - IF YOU POUR SOME BEER ON YOUR HANDS

82. AND YOU GRAB ONTO THE FENCE, IT TOTALLY GETS YOU HIGH.

83. - OH, RIGHT. POUR IT ON MY HANDS, MAN.

84. - OH. OH!

85. A DOOR!

86. - WHAT THE HECK WAS THAT?

87. - WHOO! - CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT.

88. CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT.

89. WE CAN ALL TAKE OUR SHIRTS OFF IF YOU WANT.

90. - NO, NO, NO, NO.

91. - SORRY. I'M SORRY.

92. I DIDN'T KNOW WE WERE SHOOTING THAT KIND OF MOVIE.

93. - NO. WELL, NOW WE'RE NOT.

94. - THE CHIHUAHUA WENT DOWN HIS PANTS.

95. I SAW A CHIHUAHUA. - YES, ALL RIGHT.

96. IT WAS WAY OFF BASE, BUT IT DID GIVE ME AN IDEA.

97. - I COULD TAKE OFF MY SHIRT.

98. - GOOD IDEA. EVERYONE, DO IT SEXY.

99. - OH, YEAH.

100. JEFF.

101. - I'M JUST TINGLING ALL OVER.

102. - WOULD YOU LIKE TO, UH... OPEN THE DOOR FOR ME?

103. - ONLY IF YOU FOLLOW.

104. - OH. OH!

105. - CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT, CUT!

106. - WHAT IS THAT? WHAT IS THAT?

107. - I KNOW. I KNOW.

108. - WHAT WAS THAT? - IT'S ARTISTIC EXPRESSION.

109. - WE WERE BEING SEXY UNTIL THAT HAPPENED.

110. - YES. YES.

111. - THAT FELT LIKE A CHIHUAHUA.

112. - NO.

113. - NO, THAT'S ALL GREAT DANE, BABY.

114. - WELL, ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.

115. - I SAW YOUR NIPPLES.

116. - YEP.

117. - WHO HASN'T?

118. - BINGO.

119. ALL RIGHT, NOW WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME CALLED "DUET."

120. WAYNE AND JEFF ARE GONNA MAKE UP A SONG

121. ACCOMPANIED BY LAURA HALL AND LINDA TAYLOR.

122. YES.

123. AND HERE TO JOIN THEM ARE OUR VERY SPECIAL GUESTS,

124. SO PLEASE WELCOME MARY KILLMAN AND MARIYA KOROLEVA

125. FROM THE U.S. OLYMPIC SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING TEAM.

126. AWESOME.

127. OH, MY GOD.

128. - LADIES.

129. - HOLD IT TOGETHER, BOYS!

130. - I WAS GONNA WEAR THAT EXACT SAME THING.

131. - I KNOW.

132. - OKAY, NOW, JEFF AND WAYNE, YOU'RE GONNA BE SINGING

133. ABOUT OUR SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING STARS —

134. IF YOU CAN CONCENTRATE.

135. AND YOU'RE GONNA BE SINGING

136. IN THE STYLE OF A BOY BAND, OKAY?

137. TAKE IT AWAY.

138. - 5, 6, 7, 8... [ UP-TEMPO MUSIC PLAYS ]

139. 1, 2.

140. - ALL RIGHT.

141. - NICE JOB.

142. - THAT WAS SO GREAT.

143. GIVE IT UP FOR OUR GUESTS,

144. OLYMPIC SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMERS

145. MARY KILLMAN AND MARIYA KOROLEVA.

146. JOIN ME AFTER THE BREAK

147. FOR MORE HILARIOUS GAMES WITH THE GUYS

148. ON "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

149. - WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" —

150. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE UP

151. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

152. AND NOW WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME CALLED "FOUR-WORD REWIND"

153. FEATURING ALL OF OUR PERFORMERS,

154. AND STARTING OUT WITH WAYNE AND COLIN,

155. IF YOU GUYS WOULD LIKE TO COME DOWN.

156. YOU ARE GONNA BE ACTING OUT A SCENE,

157. BUT AT CERTAIN POINTS IN THE SCENE,

158. WE'RE GONNA HEAR A SOUND THAT'S GONNA INSTRUCT YOU GUYS

159. TO EITHER REWIND OR FORWARD THE ACTION.

160. WHY DON'T WE HEAR THOSE SOUNDS NOW?

161. - FORWARD.

162. REWIND.

163. - WOW. IT'S NOT ONLY A SOUND.

164. IT'S THE REAL WORDS.

165. - SO, YOUR SCENE IS THAT YOU, COLIN, AND WAYNE,

166. ARE SNOWBOARDERS WHO ARE PERFORMING CRAZY STUNTS

167. WHEN WAYNE WIPES OUT DISASTROUSLY, OKAY?

168. RYAN IS THE FEARLESS PARAMEDIC WHO ARRIVES ON HIS SNOWMOBILE,

169. AND JEFF IS WAYNE'S DISTRAUGHT GIRLFRIEND...

170. - THE ROLE I WAS BORN TO PLAY.

171. - ABSOLUTELY.

172. WHO SKIS TO HIS AID.

173. GO NUTS.

174. YOU READY, BRO?

175. - I AM READY.

176. - HA! LOOK AT IT.

177. I'M GOING FOR IT, BRO.

178. - WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE! - HUH?

179. OHH!

180. - REWIND.

181. - WHOA! - WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!

182. - HUH? - FORWARD.

183. - HUH? - WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!

184. - REWIND.

185. - WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!

186. - FORWARD.

187. - WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!

188. OHH!

189. - WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!

190. - REWIND.

191. - FORWARD.

192. PROBLEM HERE?

193. - YES. MY FRIEND GOT HIT BY A TREE.

194. - OH, MY GOD.

195. ANTONIO!

196. NOOOOOOOOO!

197. - REWIND.

198. - NOOOOOOOOO! ANTONIO!

199. - FORWARD.

200. - ANTONIO!

201. NOOOOOOOOO!

202. - BABY. - BABY!

203. - BABY, KISS ME. - DON'T MOVE HIM!

204. DON'T MOVE HIM!

205. - I'M JUST GONNA STAND HERE AND DO NOTHING.

206. - LET ME CHECK HIS PULSE.

207. - GIVE HIM MOUTH-TO-MOUTH.

208. - I HAVEN'T JUDGED WHETHER THAT'S NECESSARY YET.

209. ALL RIGHT.

210. LAY YOUR HEAD BACK, SIR.

211. - REWIND BACK TO THE TOP.

212. - ALL RIGHT, LEAN BACK, SIR.

213. - YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO GIVE HIM MOUTH-TO-MOUTH.

214. - I'LL HAVE TO CHECK HIS PULSE.

215. - I'M JUST GONNA STAND HERE.

216. - STEP BACK.

217. HE MIGHT'VE BROKEN SOMETHING.

218. - NOOOOOOOOO!

219. ANTONIO!

220. - HE WAS HIT BY A TREE. - WHAT HAPPENED HERE?

221. - WATCH OUT FOR THE TREE!

222. - WATCH OUT FOR THE TREE!

223. - UGH!

224. OHH!

225. I'M GOING FOR IT, BRO.

226. - I'M READY.

227. - TIME FOR A BREAK NOW,

228. SO JOIN US SOON FOR MORE FROM OUR TEAM

229. ON "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

230. - WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" —

231. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE UP

232. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

233. AND NOW LET'S PLAY A GAME CALLED "LIVING SCENERY,"

234. WHICH IS FOR RYAN, COLIN, AND OUR SPECIAL GUESTS,

235. SO PLEASE WELCOME MARY KILLMAN AND MARIYA KOROLEVA

236. FROM THE U.S. OLYMPIC SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING TEAM.

237. - HI. HOW ARE YOU?

238. - I APOLOGIZE FOR ANYTHING THAT MAY HAPPEN.

239. - I'M SO SORRY.

240. - SO, YOU'RE ALL GONNA ACT OUT A SCENE FOR US,

241. AND DURING THE SCENE,

242. WE'RE GONNA NEED A NUMBER OF PROPS,

243. BUT SOMEHOW — I DON'T KNOW — MY PROPS ARE GONE NOW.

244. SO INSTEAD, MARY AND MARIYA, YOU ARE GOING TO STAND IN

245. AND BECOME THE VARIOUS PROPS IN THE SCENE

246. FOR THE TWO LUCKIEST MEN IN THE ENTIRE WORLD.

247. SO, RYAN AND COLIN, AS YOU — AS YOU GATHER YOURSELVES,

248. YOUR SCENE IS THAT YOU ARE TWO ADVENTURERS,

249. AND YOU'RE HACKING YOUR WAY THROUGH

250. A SNAKE-INFESTED JUNGLE,

251. AND THEN, WHEN NIGHT FALLS, YOU MAKE CAMP —

252. VERY SPARKLY, PRETTY CAMP.

253. - I THINK THIS WILL BE OUR GREATEST ADVENTURE.

254. - I THINK SO, TOO.

255. - ALL RIGHT.

256. IT LOOKS LIKE THE —

257. THAT'S A LOT OF BUSH WE HAVE TO GET THROUGH.

258. - YEAH.

259. - I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START.

260. - WELL, I'M GONNA USE THE CHAIN SAW.

261. - ALL RIGHT.

262. OH, THANK GOD IT'S SELF-MOTIVATED.

263. - IT WORKS ON ITS OWN.

264. - WELL, THAT BARELY DENTED

265. THE FOREST WE'RE TRYING TO GET THROUGH.

266. - I KNOW. I, UH

267. WE SHOULD PUT ON OUR BACKPACKS AND HEAD IN.

268. - ALL RIGHT.

269. LET'S SET UP CAMP HERE FOR THE NIGHT.

270. - I COULD'VE GONE A COUPLE MORE MILES.

271. - I'M ALREADY TIRED.

272. - ALL RIGHT. MY GOD! LISTEN!

273. SOUNDS LIKE SOME WILDLIFE.

274. - UH-OH.

275. - YOU KNOW THEY HAVE SNAKES THAT WERE 50 FEET LONG.

276. THERE'S A SMALL ONE.

277. OH, MY GOD, THEY ATTACH!

278. - GEEZ!

279. QUICK. BE QUIET, AND THEY'LL LEAVE, I'M SURE.

280. OH, LOOK, THEY'RE GOING BETWEEN OUR ARMS.

281. THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TO DO TO GET RID OF ANIMALS —

282. JOIN ARMS.

283. - THAT'S SO GOOD.

284. - ALL RIGHT, LET'S TRY TO FIND SOME WOOD AND START A FIRE.

285. - ALL RIGHT.

286. - WHY DON'T YOU COLLECT SOME WOOD?

287. - I'LL JUST DO EVERYTHING.

288. YOU JUST TRY TO STAND THERE AND NOT LOOK CREEPY.

289. - I'VE BEEN MARRIED A LOT LONGER THAN YOU HAVE.

290. JUST GATHER SOME WOOD. - ALL RIGHT.

291. OH, HERE'S SOME.

292. AND LOOK. I DON'T EVEN HAVE TO MOVE IT.

293. WE CAN JUST LIGHT IT ON FIRE.

294. - ALL RIGHT. GOT SOME MATCHES.

295. - OH, WAIT. - HUH?

296. - I'LL START A SPARK BY RUBBING THESE PARTS TOGETHER.

297. - OKAY, WE'LL USE THE MATCH... - ALL RIGHT.

298. - OH, THERE! IT'S BURST INTO FLAME.

299. THAT DIDN'T EVEN LAST LIKE A SECOND.

300. - YEAH.

301. WELL. - I'M STARTING TO GET COLD.

302. - LET'S UNROLL THE SLEEPING BAGS.

303. - ALL RIGHT.

304. - MIGHT AS WELL GET THE SLEEPING BAGS READY, HEAD TO BED.

305. - I'M JUST, UH...

306. - DO YOU WANT TO STAY UP AND TALK FOR A WHILE?

307. - ALL RIGHT.

308. - NO, YOU KNOW WHAT? - WHAT?

309. - FOR GOD'S SAKE, WE'RE ADVENTURERS.

310. - THAT'S TRUE.

311. - WE GOT TO HAVE OUR STRENGTH READY FOR TOMORROW.

312. - YOU'RE RIGHT. - LET'S HIT THOSE SACKS.

313. - OKAY.

314. - THANK YOU, GUYS, SO MUCH. THANK YOU.

315. THANKS TO MARY AND MARIYA

316. FROM THE OLYMPIC SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMING TEAM.

317. JOIN ME AFTER THE BREAK

318. FOR MORE HILARIOUS GAMES FROM THE GUYS

319. ON "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

320. - WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" —

321. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE UP

322. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

323. AND NOW WE COME TO A GAME CALLED "SIDEWAY SCENE."

324. YES.

325. THIS GAME IS FOR WAYNE, COLIN, AND JEFF,

326. AND IT TAKES PLACE IN A SPECIAL AREA BEHIND THE SET,

327. SO IF YOU GENTLEMEN WOULD LIKE TO HEAD OFF

328. INTO THE DARK AND LONELY PLACE.

329. - I'LL MISS YOU.

330. - YES, OKAY.

331. SO, THE GENTLEMEN BACKSTAGE,

332. YOU'RE GONNA BE PERFORMING A SCENE,

333. BUT THE DIFFERENCE IS YOU'RE GOING TO BE DOING IT

334. LYING DOWN ON OUR MAGIC MAT.

335. AND WE'RE GONNA RELAY THE PICTURES TO THE AUDIENCE

336. ON THE SCREEN.

337. SO, THE SCENARIO FOR YOU

338. IS THAT JEFF IS A SEDUCTIVE HOUSEWIFE

339. WHO HAS INVITED HUNKY ELECTRICIAN COLIN...

340. OVER TO FIX THE LIGHT ON HER CEILING,

341. AND WAYNE IS THE HUSBAND

342. WHO COMES HOME UNEXPECTEDLY IN THE MIDDLE OF A STORM.

343. - I AM SO GLAD YOU COULD MAKE IT.

344. - WELL, MA'AM,

345. TRUSTY ELECTRICIANS ARE HERE TO FIX YOUR EVERY NEED.

346. - RIGHT OVER HERE, YOU SEE.

347. - EXCUSE ME.

348. I'LL JUST USE THIS TO GET UP AND...

349. LET'S SEE. OH. HI, HONEY. I'M HOME!

350. - AH, LET ME JUST CLOSE THE DOOR.

351. GUESS WHAT —

352. DADDY'S GOT A PROMOTION, AND WE —

353. UM... - IT'S NOT WHAT IT —

354. I'M AN ELECTRICIAN.

355. - BUT WHY IS SHE TOUCHING YOUR BUTT?

356. - I'LL TELL YOU WHY!

357. GET OVER HERE!

358. - ALL RIGHT, GENTLEMEN,

359. YOU ARE NOW IN A "TWILIGHT" MOVIE.

360. - STRANGE THINGS HAVE BEEN HAPPENING

361. SINCE YOU'VE BEEN AWAY.

362. I FOUND A NEW MAN, WHO HAS... SPECIAL POWERS.

363. - NO! - YES!

364. - OH, MY GOD!

365. - ALL RIGHT, AND NOW YOU ARE IN A KUNG-FU FILM.

366. - AAH!

367. - WAH! - MAGIC LOTUS.

368. PWAH!

369. PWAH!

370. - YOU! YOU!

371. YOU THINK YOU CAN COME INTO MY HOUSE!

372. - BECAUSE IT'S MINE, AS WELL.

373. - AH! I FORGOT ABOUT THAT.

374. - MARRIAGE! - I AM AN ELECTRICIAN!

375. - YOU ARE IN A DISASTER FILM.

376. - I HAVE TO GO.

377. STORM!

378. - WHOA! WHOA!

379. - DON'T GO AWAY.

380. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK

381. WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

382. RIGHT AFTER THIS.

383. - WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

384. WHERE THE WINNERS OF TONIGHT'S SHOW

385. IS ALL FOUR OF YOU LOVELY GENTLEMEN,

386. AND AS A REWARD, I'D LIKE YOU TO JOIN

387. MARY KILLMAN AND MARIYA KOROLEVA

388. AND READ OUT THE CREDITS

389. AS OLYMPIC SYNCHRONIZED SWIMMERS PRACTICING THEIR ROUTINE.

390. THANK YOU AND GOOD NIGHT.

391. - WAYNE BRADY, YOU CAN DO THIS.

392. - GET DOWN! GET DOWN! GET DOWN!

393. - OH, THAT WAS INTERESTING. AISHA TYLER.

394. - RYAN STILES.

395. - NEIL SIDWELL!

396. - SUSAN!

397. - POSES!

398. - HEY! - JULIE RHINE!

399. - JULIE RHINE!

400. - CHRIS HENDERSON!

401. —Captions by VITAC—