Whose Line Is It Anyway? 1x10

1. - GOOD EVENING, EVERYBODY,

2. AND WELCOME TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

3. ON TONIGHT'S SHOW, SUNSHINE STATE WAYNE BRADY,

4. SHOW-ME STATE NYIMA FUNK, BEAVER STATE COLIN MOCHRIE,

5. AND CATATONIC STATE RYAN STILES.

6. AND I'M AISHA TYLER. LET'S HAVE SOME FUN!

7. HEY!

8. HEY, EVERYBODY, AND WELCOME.

9. WELCOME TO THE SHOW

10. WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE UP AND THE POINTS DO NOT MATTER.

11. NOW, IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE SHOW BEFORE,

12. THE MOST IMPORTANT THING TO REMEMBER

13. IS THAT EVERYTHING THE PERFORMERS DO TONIGHT

14. IS COMPLETELY MADE UP OFF THE TOP OF THEIR HEADS

15. AND BASED ON SUGGESTIONS FROM OUR AUDIENCE

16. AND THESE CARDS RIGHT HERE.

17. THEY HAVEN'T BEEN GIVEN ANY HINTS AS TO WHAT'S COMING.

18. IT IS AMAZING TO WATCH AND SO MUCH FUN,

19. SO LET'S GET STARTED.

20. AND OUR FIRST GAME TONIGHT IS CALLED "HOLLYWOOD DIRECTOR."

21. IT'S FOR ALL FOUR OF OUR PERFORMERS.

22. IF YOU COULD SOME ON DOWN, GUYS.

23. NOW, NYIMA, RYAN, AND WAYNE

24. ARE GONNA BE ACTING OUT A FILM SCENE.

25. AND, COLIN, YOU'RE GONNA BE THE DIRECTOR

26. WHO KEEPS GIVING THE ACTORS DIFFERENT NOTES

27. ON HOW TO IMPROVE THE SCENE, OKAY?

28. NOW THE SCENE THAT YOU'RE GONNA BE ACTING OUT

29. IS THAT, RYAN, YOU ARE BATMAN.

30. - OH? - YES.

31. AND NYIMA, YOU ARE CATWOMAN.

32. - OF COURSE. - ORIGINAL BATMAN?

33. - WHATEVER BATMAN YOU LIKE.

34. AND YOU USE EVERY HIGH-TECH GADGET THAT YOU HAVE

35. TO TRY TO ESCAPE A ROOM

36. IN WHICH THE SPIKED WALLS ARE CLOSING IN ON YOU.

37. AND THEN THE JOKER, PLAYED BY WAYNE,

38. ARRIVES ON HIS JET PACK.

39. - ON MY JET PACK? THAT WOULD HURT.

40. - OR IN IT OR ABOVE IT. - WITH IT ON ME. GOD!

41. - DO WHATEVER YOU WILL WITH YOUR MAGICAL MADE-BELIEF THINGS.

42. GO!

43. - IT SEEMS THE WALLS ARE GETTING CLOSER.

44. YES, THEY ARE.

45. IT APPEARS THAT WE AR-R-R-E TRAPPED.

46. - WE MIGHT DIE, GERBIL GIRL.

47. - DRAT.

48. - WAIT! UP THROUGH THE TOP. I'LL USE MY BAT HOOK.

49. - I'LL USE MY... WATER BOTTLE.

50. YEAH, THERE YOU ARE.

51. OH, LOOK AT YOU WITH A ROPE AND A WATER BOTTLE!

52. - YOU'LL NEVER ESCAPE.

53. SNIP! - YOU'RE A FOOL, JOKER.

54. - OH, WOW.

55. - I DRANK OUt OF THAT BOTTLE

56. AND I'M WEARING AN INTOXICATING LIP GLOSS

57. THAT WILL PUT YOU OUT IN LESS THAN 20 SECONDS.

58. - PUT ME OUT? NEVER!

59. - CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT!

60. - I DIDN'T KNOW IF SHE WAS A GERBIL OR A CAT.

61. - I KNOW!

62. NO! NO!

63. THIS — THIS IS — THEY'RE IN DANGER!

64. THEIR LIFE COULD BE AT AN END!

65. THERE HAS TO BE MORE ENERGY!

66. HIGH — YOU'RE HIGH-ENERGY GAME SHOW HOSTS!

67. ACTION!

68. - OOH.

69. - THAT WALL'S CLOSING IN AND YOU'LL BE DEAD IN 15 SECONDS

70. UNLESS YOU CAN COME UP WITH SOME WAY TO SAVE US, GERBIL GIRL.

71. - OH, THAT'S RIGHT. WE WILL. LET ME ASK THE AUDIENCE.

72. WHAT DO YOU THINK?

73. - WELL, IT APPEARS THAT THE TWO OF YOU ARE GONNA DIE.

74. BUT IF YOU WANT TO REMAIN ALIVE, YOU CAN CHOOSE THIS DOOR

75. OR THIS BOX OR WHAT'S IN THE ENVELOPE.

76. - CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT!

77. - He's on that show. He's on that show.

78. - NO, HE ISN'T.

79. NO, YOU'RE GREAT ON THE SHOW,

80. ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU LOST ALL THE WEIGHT.

81. ALL RIGHT, LISTEN.

82. WHAT YOU NEED NOW...

83. WHY DIDN'T I THINK OF THIS BEFORE?

84. DO IT LIKE A HIP-HOP VIDEO.

85. ACTION!

86. - YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, YO, YO.

87. - CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT! CUT! - THAT'S NOT FAIR!

88. HE BROUGHT PEOPLE OUT OF THE AUDIENCE.

89. - I DID.

90. THANK YOU, LADIES.

91. THEY WERE THE MEMBERS OF MY POSSE.

92. - OH, POSSE. ALL RIGHT.

93. GO WITH ME ON THIS ONE.

94. DO IT LIKE YOU'RE MAGNETICALLY ATTRACTED TO EVERYTHING.

95. I'M A GENIUS!

96. NOT YET!

97. - OOH!

98. OHH!

99. OH, THIS WAS A BAD IDEA.

100. THE WALLS ARE METAL.

101. - WE'RE STUCK AGAINST THE WALL.

102. WAIT. - HUH?

103. - MY BAT HOOK.

104. AAH!

105. NOTHING ON MY UTILITY BELT'S GONNA WORK.

106. - SOMETHING IS INSIDE ME.

107. NO, NO, NO.

108. - NO, YOU'RE RIGHT. - NO, IT'S MY WATER BOTTLE.

109. - OH.

110. THANK GOD. - YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT OUT!

111. POW!

112. - AS CREEPY AS THAT SCENE WAS,

113. I'M GONNA GIVE 1,000 POINTS TO NYIMA FOR THE WATER BOTTLE BIT,

114. WHICH WAS THE CREEPIEST OUT OF EVERYTHING.

115. - THANK YOU. THANK YOU.

116. - NOW WE MOVE ON TO A GAME CALLED "DUBBING."

117. THIS IS A GAME FOR COLIN, RYAN, AND WAYNE, SO COME ON DOWN.

118. NYIMA, RELAX.

119. NOW, IN THIS GAME, WE'RE ALSO GONNA INVOLVE OUR STAR GUEST

120. FROM THE HIT TV SHOW ABOUT A BADASS ASSASSIN.

121. PLEASE WELCOME NIKITA HERSELF, MAGGIE Q!

122. OKAY. SO, THE WAY THAT THIS WORKS IS THAT RYAN AND WAYNE

123. ARE GONNA ACT OUT A SCENE WITH MAGGIE,

124. BUT SHE'S NOT GOING TO USE HER OWN...

125. - SORRY. I'M SO SORRY.

126. - UNHAND THE GUEST STAR.

127. THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

128. BECAUSE SHE KNOWS MARTIAL ARTS AND CAN KILL YOU WITH A PINKIE.

129. OKAY, SO, MAGGIE'S NOT GONNA USE HER OWN VOICE FOR THIS SCENE.

130. HER LINES ARE GONNA BE PROVIDED BY COLIN.

131. SO, YOU'RE GONNA, LIKE, LISTEN TO COLIN AND TRY TO —

132. - OKAY. - ... KEEP UP WITH THE MADNESS.

133. AND THE SCENE YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE ACTING OUT

134. IS THAT YOU ARE IN A SWANKY HOTEL ROOM

135. AND MAGGIE IS A HEAVILY ARMED ASSASSIN

136. TRYING TO SEDUCE AND KILL

137. A WOMANIZING SENATOR PLAYED BY RYAN.

138. I'M ASSUMING THAT WILL BE VERY DIFFICULT

139. BASED ON WHAT WE JUST SAW.

140. WAYNE, YOU ARE MAGGIE'S FORMER LOVER WHO ARRIVES

141. PLANNING TO KILL THEM BOTH.

142. - TELL ME, MAGGIE. - YES.

143. - AT WHAT TIME TOMORROW — AT WHAT TIME TOMORROW

144. DO YOU THINK YOU MIGHT FIRE YOUR AGENT?

145. - I JUST FIND YOU SO ATTRACTIVE

146. I CAN BARELY KEEP MY HANDS OFF OF YOU.

147. THAT'S WHY I'M HOLDING MYSELF

148. BECAUSE IF I TOUCH YOU, LORD KNOWS WHAT WILL HAPPEN.

149. - I HARDLY HEARD YOU COME IN THE ROOM.

150. YOU MUST HAVE SNUCK IN THROUGH THE WINDOW.

151. - I DID SNEAK IN THE WINDOW.

152. I CLIMBED 15 STORIES... LIKE THIS.

153. WATCHED THROUGH THE WINDOW BECAUSE I SAW YOU FROM AFAR

154. AND THERE WAS SOMETHING, SOMETHING DEEP WITHIN ME.

155. OH, NI-NI-NI-NI-NI.

156. AH, NI-NI-NI-NI-NI!

157. - I FEEL YOU'RE TALKING TO ME TELEPATHICALLY.

158. I'M HEARING EVERYTHING YOU'RE SAYING TO ME.

159. - I STUDIED THE ART OF THE NINJA.

160. - WOULD YOU CARE FOR A MARTINI?

161. JERRY!

162. - TINA! - WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

163. - I CAME BECAUSE I KNEW YOU'D BE HERE WITH HIM.

164. - I'M HERE TO KILL HIM. - I'M HERE TO KILL BOTH OF YOU.

165. - OH, WELL, THAT DOESN'T SEEM FAIR.

166. - YEAH, I — - I'M HERE TO BE KILLED.

167. SO, WE ALL HAVE OUR MOTIVES, DON'T WE?

168. AND WE ALL HAVE OUR PLACE IN THIS.

169. - SO, YOU'RE ONLY DOING THIS BECAUSE I BROKE YOUR HEART.

170. - YES. - IT'S A SAD, SAD STORY.

171. - IT IS A SAD, SAD STORY.

172. - I THINK I PROBABLY WOULDN'T

173. PULL THIS GUN WITH A SILENCER ON IT

174. IF YOU WERE ABLE TO PHYSICALLY RESTRAIN ME,

175. TACKLE ME, AND HOLD ME DOWN ON THE GROUND SO THAT — OOPS.

176. I GOT IT BACK. - WHAT?

177. I CAN'T DO THIS.

178. YOU TWO BELONG TOGETHER.

179. I'LL MAKE THIS EASY ON YOU.

180. - NO! DON'T! - WHAT?

181. - DON'T! LISTEN, BOTH OF YOU.

182. LISTEN, BOTH OF YOU.

183. YOU BOTH HAVE TOUCHED MY HEART. - WHAT?

184. - THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY WE CAN SETTLE THIS.

185. A KISS-OFF!

186. - OKAY. YES. - ALL RIGHT.

187. - SO, YOU GUYS KISS.

188. I SAVED YOUR LIFE.

189. I SAVED YOU. SAVED YOU.

190. - SON OF A BITCH!

191. - OH!

192. YAY!

193. MWAH!

194. GIVE IT UP FOR MAGGIE Q.

195. THAT WAS AWESOME.

196. - SHE KISSED ME! - AWWWW.

197. - SHE GAVE HIM A HIGH FIVE.

198. - THERE YOU GO. - MWAH!

199. - WOW.

200. - WE JUST MADE A LITTLE OREO COOKIE JUST NOW.

201. - YOU'RE WELCOME.

202. DON'T GO AWAY.

203. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

204. RIGHT AFTER THIS.

205. - WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" —

206. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE UP

207. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

208. THAT DOESN'T KEEP ME FROM LORDING THEM OVER EVERYONE

209. LIKE A JERK.

210. AND NOW WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME CALLED "NEWSFLASH."

211. THIS IS FOR RYAN, NYIMA, AND COLIN, SO COME ON DOWN.

212. WAYNE, RELAX.

213. NOW, RYAN AND NYIMA ARE GONNA BE TWO NEWS ANCHORS IN THE STUDIO

214. AND COLIN'S GONNA BE IN THE FIELD AS A REPORTER

215. COVERING A BREAKING NEWS STORY.

216. HE'S NOT GONNA ACTUALLY KNOW WHAT THAT NEWS STORY IS

217. BECAUSE HE'S GONNA BE STANDING IN FRONT OF A BLANK SCREEN

218. JUST LIKE YOUR WEATHERMAN AT HOME.

219. AND SO EVEN IF HE LOOKS BEHIND HIM,

220. ALL HE CAN SEE IS GREEN.

221. HE HAS NO MONITORS, NO IDEA WHAT'S GOING ON.

222. AND BY THE MAGIC OF TELEVISION,

223. RYAN, NYIMA, AND EVERYBODY ELSE WATCHING

224. IS GONNA SEE THE NEWS STORY PROJECTED ON TO THEIR TV SCREEN.

225. SO, THE CHALLENGE THAT COLIN FACES

226. IS TO GUESS WHAT THAT NEWS STORY IS.

227. AND SO, HERE WE GO.

228. - NO, NO, I'VE KISSED BOTH.

229. IT'S JUST WOMEN HAVE SOFTER LIPS.

230. - YEAH.

231. - OH! WE HAVE A BREAKING NEWS STORY.

232. WE'RE GOING TO GO TO OUR COLLEAGUE IN THE FIELD,

233. COLIN MOCHRIE.

234. COLIN, CAN YOU HEAR US?

235. - I CAN BARELY HEAR YOU OVER WHAT'S HAPPENING HERE BEHIND ME.

236. OH!

237. - COLIN, WHAT IS GOING — OH!

238. - OH! - OH-HO.

239. - COLIN.

240. - THIS HAS BEEN GOING ON FOR 10 HOURS STRAIGHT!

241. - COLIN, I'M FINDING THIS ALL A LITTLE BIT HARD TO SWALLOW.

242. - YES. IT'S HORRIFIC!

243. JUST THE VERY SIGHT OF IT MAKES ME GO, "EW!"

244. - COLIN, DO YOU IN ANY WAY FEEL CONSTRICTED

245. WHERE YOU ARE RIGHT NOW?

246. - I AM FEELING A LITTLE CLAUSTROPHOBIC.

247. OH, NO!

248. - OH, NO! - OHH!

249. OH, NO, NO!

250. NO!

251. OH, NO!

252. OH, NO, NO!

253. - COLIN, NOW, I'M WONDERING WHILE YOU'RE THERE,

254. HAVE YOU BEEN DOING ANY EXERCISES MAYBE

255. TO LOOSEN UP YOUR JAW,

256. TO UNHINGE IT OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT?

257. - I'VE BEEN DOING MANY KINDS OF EXERCISES,

258. MOSTLY SO I CAN RUN THE HELL AWAY FROM HERE.

259. - GOOD.

260. - HAVE YOU BEEN DOING STRENUOUS EXERCISES

261. OR ITSY, BITSY EXERCISES, COLIN?

262. - WELL, OF COURSE, I —

263. OH, YOU KNOW, THE MORE I SEE THAT,

264. THE MORE I'M JUST DISGUSTED BY IT.

265. - YES, ME TOO. - COLIN, I'M DISGUSTED, TOO.

266. BUT I REALLY WOULD LIKE YOU TO BRING ME BACK SOMETHING —

267. SHOES, OR A BELT, OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

268. - YOU GOT IT. - OKAY.

269. COLIN, WOULD YOU LIKE TO TRY TO GUESS WHERE YOU ARE?

270. - A SNAKE PIT.

271. - THAT IS GOOD ENOUGH, AND I'M GONNA GIVE IT TO YOU.

272. ABSOLUTELY, YES.

273. WOW.

274. SO, COLIN, YOU WERE IN A SNAKE PIT,

275. BUT THERE WERE SPIDERS IN THAT SNAKE PIT, AS WELL.

276. - I GOT THAT ITSY, BITSY CLUE EARLIER.

277. - YES.

278. IT WAS THE MOST TWEE OF CLUES. - IT'S SO SAD.

279. - I'M GONNA GIVE RYAN 1,000 POINTS

280. BECAUSE I THINK HE'S A LITTLE BRUISED RIGHT NOW.

281. YEAH.

282. - I WENT FROM SUCH A HIGH WITH THE WAYNE THING

283. TO SUCH A LOW WITH THIS.

284. - KISS HIM. KISS HIM. - RIGHT.

285. - NO, WE'RE GOOD. WE'RE GOOD. WE'RE GOOD. WE'RE GOOD.

286. - HE'S SAD.

287. HE'S SAD. KISS HIM.

288. - DON'T GO AWAY.

289. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

290. RIGHT AFTER THIS!

291. - WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" —

292. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE UP

293. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

294. YOU CAN SPEND ALL YOUR POINTS AT THE COMPANY STORE.

295. THE EXCHANGE RATE IS 10 TO NOTHING.

296. NOW WE'RE GONNA PLAY A GAME CALLED "WHAT'S IN THE BAG?"

297. THIS IS FOR WAYNE, RYAN, AND COLIN,

298. SO COME ON DOWN, GUYS.

299. NOW, THE THREE OF YOU

300. ARE GONNA BE ACTING OUT A DRAMATIC SCENE, OKAY?

301. BUT TO HELP YOU IN THE SCENE,

302. WE'RE GONNA GIVE YOU THESE TWO HANDBAGS

303. THAT WERE SO GENEROUSLY DONATED

304. BY A COUPLE OF THE MEMBERS OF OUR STUDIO AUDIENCE.

305. AND WHO ARE THE WOMEN WHO GAVE US THESE BAGS?

306. OH, HELLO, THERE.

307. CHERYL AND BECKY IN THE AUDIENCE THERE.

308. IT WAS VERY GENEROUS OF YOU TO GIVE YOUR BAGS OVER

309. AND ALSO, OOH, SO STUPID.

310. BUT THAT'S OKAY.

311. WE'LL GIVE YOU MOST OF WHAT WAS IN THERE BACK

312. AT SOME POINT IN THE NEXT TWO WEEKS.

313. NOW, EVERYTHING THE GUYS USE IN THIS SCENE, EVERYTHING YOU USE,

314. HAS TO COME OUT OF THESE TWO BAGS, OKAY?

315. AND THE SCENARIO IS

316. THAT WAYNE'S A TEENAGER WHO WANTS TO JOIN THE ARMY.

317. AND RYAN AND COLIN, YOU ARE TWO MILITARY DOCTORS

318. TESTING HIS PHYSICAL AND MENTAL FITNESS.

319. TAKE IT AWAY.

320. - ALL RIGHT, THAT'S GOOD. - [ PANTING, SQUEAKING ]

321. - YEAH, GET ON THE TRICYCLE THERE.

322. YOU GOT TO BE A MAN!

323. YOU HAVE TO BE A MAN TO BE CONFIDENT TO CARRY A PURSE.

324. - WE'VE HAD QUITE A WORKOUT. - OH, THANK YOU.

325. - I DON'T WANT YOU TO CATCH A COLD.

326. - THANK YOU SO MUCH.

327. - HAVE A SEAT WHILE I EXAMINE YOU.

328. - YES, SIR. I'M READY TO SERVE.

329. - ALL RIGHT.

330. FIRST, YOU'RE A LITTLE SHINY.

331. WHEN YOU'RE OUT IN ENEMY TERRITORY,

332. YOU DON'T WANT THE SHINE TO COME

333. AND SHOW THE ENEMY WHERE YOU ARE.

334. - YES, SIR. - ALL RIGHT.

335. LET'S START OFF BY LIFTING THESE DUMBBELLS.

336. - OKAY.

337. - WE ALWAYS START...

338. - AND AT SOME POINT

339. YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE YOUR VITAMIN-D SUPPOSITORY.

340. - HEY, HEY. WOW.

341. TAKE A BREATH MINT.

342. OOH.

343. OH, GOD.

344. - SIRS? - WHAT IS IT YOU WANT?

345. WHAT DO YOU WANT? - I'M SORRY.

346. SIR? SIR? - WHAT? WHAT?

347. - JUST A QUESTION.

348. I BELIEVE THAT I'M READY...

349. - HANG ON. I HAVE TO LOOK AFTER HIM.

350. - I'M ALL RIGHT.

351. I'M OKAY.

352. I'M OKAY! - ALL RIGHT.

353. - SIR. SIRS? - YES?

354. - I BELIEVE THAT I'M READY TO JUST GET OUT THERE

355. AND TRY THE OBSTACLE COURSE.

356. - ALL RIGHT. - WAIT! WAIT!

357. - WHAT? - SNACK?

358. GO AHEAD.

359. - OH, NUTS.

360. - THESE ARE GOOD WHEN YOU'RE OUT THERE

361. BECAUSE IF YOU'VE GOT NUTS...

362. THEN YOU'VE GOT GUTS TO FIGHT.

363. - THOSE ARE — OH! THOSE ARE CAJUN-STYLE, SIR.

364. - HEY, MY TREAT FOR DINNER TONIGHT.

365. - I'M GONNA SIGNAL THE REST OF THE TROOPS.

366. - MAN, WHY CAN THEY NEVER TAKE A GOOD DRIVER'S LICENSE PICTURE?

367. - SIR? SIR?

368. I THINK WHEN YOU SIGNALED THE TROOPS

369. YOU GAVE AWAY OUR POSITION TO A SNIPER ON THE RIDGE.

370. - OH, MY GOD.

371. LET ME SEE IF THERE'S SOMETHING IN HERE I CAN —

372. WHERE'S THAT STUFF I SPRAYED ON MYSELF?

373. - THANK YOU, GENTLEMEN.

374. AND THANK YOU TO CHERYL AND BECKY FOR THE BAGS.

375. VERY NICE. THANK YOU.

376. - IT WOULD BE GREAT IF THERE WAS A STUN GUN IN THERE.

377. YOU MACED YOURSELF.

378. DON'T GO AWAY!

379. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

380. RIGHT AFTER THIS!

381. - WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?" —

382. THE SHOW WHERE EVERYTHING IS MADE UP

383. AND THE POINTS DON'T MATTER.

384. AND NOW WE PLAY A GAME CALLED "HELPING HANDS."

385. THIS IS FOR RYAN, COLIN, AND OUR STAR GUEST.

386. SO PLEASE GIVE IT UP

387. FOR THE STAR OF THE HIT SHOW, "NIKITA", MAGGIE Q.!

388. OKAY, SO, IN THIS GAME,

389. RYAN AND MAGGIE ARE GONNA ACT OUT A SITUATION,

390. BUT RYAN CANNOT USE HIS OWN ARMS, OKAY?

391. SO, COLIN IS GONNA PROVIDE THEM FOR HIM, RIGHT?

392. AND THE SCENE THAT YOU GUYS ARE GONNA BE ACTING OUT

393. IS THAT, RYAN, YOU'RE AN OVERENTHUSIASTIC IRISHMAN

394. WORKING FOR THE IRISH TOURIST BOARD

395. TRYING TO PERSUADE POTENTIAL TOURIST MAGGIE

396. TO COME TO IRELAND, THE LAND OF HER PEOPLE.

397. - YES. TAKE IT AWAY.

398. LET'S HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF —

399. WHAT'S THE NATIONAL DRINK OF IRELAND?

400. WHAT IS IT? YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS.

401. BLENDED WHISKEY?

402. - YES, BLENDED WHISKEY. OF COURSE IT IS.

403. I HOPE THIS IS UNOPENED.

404. OH, IT IS OPENED UP.

405. OH, GOD.

406. OH, MY GOD.

407. - OH, THAT MADE MY LUCKY CHARMS STAND ON END, THAT ONE.

408. LET'S HAVE A LITTLE BIT OF SOMETHING TO EAT, SHALL WE?

409. WHAT DO YOU CARE FOR? WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?

410. - UM, PEAS.

411. - PEAS, AH? YOU LOVE THE PEAS, DEAR.

412. OH, IT'S RIGHT THERE, THE PEAS.

413. YOU KNOW, THESE AREN'T AMERICAN PEAS.

414. LOOK AT THESE.

415. THOSE AREN'T AMERICAN PEAS.

416. NO, THESE ARE MUSHY PEAS.

417. WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE A LITTLE?

418. - SURE. - OF COURSE YOU WOULD.

419. I'LL USE A SPOON FOR YOU.

420. CAN'T FEED YOU BY HAND.

421. GETS A KNIFE. THAT'S A KNIFE.

422. I GET SO CONFUSED. SPOONS ARE RIGHT THERE.

423. AH, HAVE A LITTLE PEAS.

424. BUT THEY'RE A LITTLE DIFFERENT.

425. JUST ONE PEA. JUST ONE PEA.

426. THAT'S ALL I HAVE.

427. YES, I USUALLY JUST HAVE ONE PEA A DAY.

428. - YEAH. - I LIKE THEM BY THE SPOONFUL.

429. I CAN'T GET ENOUGH. WAS THAT TASTY?

430. TELL ME BEFOREHAND. WAS THAT TASTY?

431. - YEAH. - IT WAS?

432. - YEAH. - ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

433. OH, IS THAT A LEPRECHAUN OVER THERE?

434. OH! IT WASN'T A LEPRECHAUN.

435. I THOUGHT IT WAS A LEPRECHAUN, BUT IT WASN'T.

436. OH! OH, WHAT HAVE WE GOT HERE?

437. OH, THIS IS IRISH VERSION OF BREAD.

438. YOU KNOW WHAT THEY CALL IT IN IRELAND?

439. IRISH BREAD. YES?

440. AH, WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME IRISH BREAD?

441. - SURE.

442. - OH, YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD ON IRISH BREAD?

443. A LITTLE BEEF STEW.

444. OH, YES.

445. NOT DIPPED IN THERE, POURED ON.

446. I LIKE THE BEEF STEW JUST — OH, THERE WE GO.

447. YEAH!

448. WOULD YOU CARE FOR A BITE?

449. - YOU FIRST. - ME FIRST?

450. AREN'T YOU A SWEET LASS?

451. UH-OH. UH-OH.

452. OH.

453. AH!

454. - IT'S SO GROSS!

455. - ALL RIGHT. OH.

456. - LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MAGGIE Q.!

457. GIVE IT UP FOR MAGGIE Q.!

458. JOIN ME AFTER THE BREAK

459. AND FIND OUT WHO WON TONIGHT'S SHOW.

460. DON'T GO AWAY!

461. - WELCOME BACK TO "WHOSE LINE IS IT ANYWAY?"

462. THAT IS THE END OF OUR SHOW,

463. AND THE WINNERS TONIGHT ARE NYIMA FUNK AND COLIN MOCHRIE.

464. I'D LIKE YOU TWO TO READ OUT THE CREDITS

465. AS A HEAVILY PREGNANT WOMAN AND HER HUSBAND

466. DISCUSSING POSSIBLE BABY NAMES.

467. THANKS FOR WATCHING. GOOD NIGHT.

468. - THIS MAY BE A BAD TIME, BUT I'M THINKING DAN PATTERSON.

469. MY MOTHER'S MIDDLE NAME WAS PATTERSON.

470. - I LIKE MULVILLE! MULVILLE!

471. - I'LL GET YOU SOME RIGHT NOW!

472. - WAYNE BRADY!

473. - NO! NO!

474. - OHH, AAH!

475. WAYNE BRADY!

476. WAYNE! AAH!

477. - HE LOOKS NOTHING LIKE ME EXCEPT FOR...

478. I REMEMBER YOU WERE SEEING JIMMY SPRAGUE.

479. HE LOOKS LIKE JIMMY.

480. MY GOD, HE HAS A BEARD.

481. - YEP.

482. —Captions by VITAC—