Who Is America? 1x3

Directed by Paymen Benz • Daniel Gray Longino

Erran Morad interviews former Alabama judge and Republican U.S. senate candidate Roy Moore and demonstrates a new device invented by the Israeli Army to detect pedophiles. Moore leaves the interview after the device detects Moore as a sex offender. Dr. Nira Cain-N'Degeocello brings former South Carolina state legislator Chip Limehouse and rap artist Bone Crusher together for a discussion. Cain-N'Degeocello makes many claims, including that is offensive to refer to African Americans as black, that Will Smith is a gangsta rapper from Compton, California, and that having enjoyed anal sex with a man does not make him a homosexual – all of which his guests openly disagree with or dispute. Morad teaches three Trump supporters how to lure and trap illegal aliens from Mexico. Together, Morad and two of the men carry out a mission where they put on a mock Quinceañera designed to attract Mexican men interested in young women. The mission is interrupted when two police officers arrive suspecting the men of attempting to lure underage girls. Cain-N'Degeocello engages in a rap battle in an inner city area of Atlanta, Georgia.

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1. Ask not what your country can do for you.

2. Ask what you can do for your country.

3. Mr. Gorbachev,

4. tear down this wall!

5. The only thing we have to fear

6. is fear itself!

7. "Uhh, I don't know what I said. Uhh!"

8. Modern technology is at the forefront

9. of the fight against terror.

10. One time, I killed a suicide bomber

11. with an iPad Pro,

12. but luckily, I had bought AppleCare.

13. I go in now to meet a respected politician

14. to showcase the latest Israeli gadget.

15. I'm sitting with Roy Moore.

16. Alabama Republican Senate candidate Roy Moore

17. is facing accusations of sexual misconduct.

18. - Four women... - A fifth woman...

19. A total of nine women have now come forward.

20. One accuser says that Moore initiated a sexual encounter

21. when she was just 14 years old.

22. Get out and vote for Roy Moore.

23. Do it. Do it.

24. It really is an honor.

25. - Shalom. - Shalom.

26. Very, very nice to meet you.

27. Well, thank you very much. I'm very honored.

28. Why Alabama have

29. this strong connection with Israel?

30. It's just, Alabama has always been a state

31. that valued freedom, valued liberty...

32. - Of course. - ... and appreciated

33. what people went through to get it,

34. and I think that— - Alabama has always

35. been a place for equality.

36. It has, and we've, uh, celebrated

37. throughout our history things like this.

38. In Alabama, people have always been free,

39. whatever their religion or race or sexuality.

40. Well, it's part of our heritage.

41. - Of course. - You know?

42. So the difference in Israel, and many people ask,

43. "Why we have so many technological innovation?"

44. Because in the army, there is a unit

45. just for technological innovation.

46. The army has always been about technology.

47. We are very proud of the new antiterror tech system,

48. so I don't know if you are aware we are at two wars with Gaza,

49. and in the last one, Hamas were building tunnels

50. and using them to infiltrate and launch terror attacks.

51. - Yeah, sure. - We have developed seismic waves

52. that can detect where the tunnel is.

53. Hamas are very upset about this,

54. but it has been very exciting.

55. Since it has been started, we have detected three tunnels,

56. each of which would be used for terrorist attack.

57. They have now used this technology

58. to identify other abnormalities.

59. It turns out that sex offenders

60. and particularly pedophiles secrete an enzyme,

61. 4-D DHT, which is actually detectable.

62. It is three times the level of nonpedophiles,

63. so the phrase "sweating like a rapist"

64. is actually based on science.

65. - Mm. - So in Israel,

66. they have developed a machine

67. that is used in schools and playgrounds

68. to detect anyone coming in,

69. and if they detect a pedophile,

70. the wand alerts the law enforcement

71. and the schools within a hundred mile radius.

72. Uh, it is very, very simple to use.

73. You just switch it on,

74. and because neither of us are sex offenders,

75. then it make absolutely nothing.

76. You just put it on. You put it nearby.

77. Wait. This, there's obviously a problem.

78. Hold on. Hold on.

79. It must be faulty.

80. It's malfunctioning.

81. I'm sure it will do the same with the other guy here.

82. - Uh, Raziel? Yeah?

83. Let me just...

84. Uh, sorry.

85. - Is this your jacket? - Yes.

86. Uh, did you lend the jacket

87. to somebody else maybe?

88. No. No.

89. - I've been married for 33. - Sure.

90. Never had an accusation of such things.

91. I am not accusing you at all. This is not—

92. Well, then if this is an instrument, I—

93. Certainly, I'm not a pedophile, okay?

94. - No, but the machine works. - Well, I don't know.

95. Then maybe Israeli technology hasn't developed properly.

96. - How's that? - This is 99.8 percent accurate.

97. It is not saying that you are a pedophile. Of course not.

98. I am simply cutting this conversation right now.

99. - No, no, no. - Thank you.

100. - Have you been— - Been nice. I support Israel.

101. I don't support this kind of stuff.

102. - Thank you. - No. It is, I'm not saying

103. that you're a sex offender at all.

104. I'm Dr. Nira Cain-N'Degeocello,

105. and I believe in equal rights for all 24 genders.

106. Two weeks after the election was stolen

107. from President Hillary Clinton, I managed to get out of bed.

108. I've been cycling through our fractured nation

109. to try and heal the divide.

110. I needed to find out why the Afro-diasporic community

111. did not vote for Hillary.

112. The only way I could think to truly bridge this racial divide

113. was to mediate a dialogue between two natural enemies...

114. There's an honest, proven conservative — Chip Limehouse.

115. a wretched white politician

116. from South Carolina

117. and a genius gangster rapper from Atlanta.

118. My name is Chip Limehouse,

119. and I'm from Charleston, South Carolina.

120. I'm formerly a state legislator in South Carolina.

121. I'm Bone Crusher. I'm a local artist here in Atlanta.

122. I've done a lot of music with a lot of people.

123. I've enjoyed life.

124. And racially, you are —

125. How would you identify? As white...

126. Black.

127. That's an offensive tone, though, no, uh, the "B" word?

128. - Black? - Is that —

129. That's slightly offensive.

130. Not to me, it isn't.

131. Isn't it Afro-marginalized?

132. No, I never heard of that.

133. - Because... - Well, you're from Oregon.

134. I'm from South Carolina. He's from Georgia.

135. - He's a black man. - Right.

136. - He's a black man. - Well,

137. I wouldn't slap him on the shoulder

138. and say he's a "B" man.

139. That's — That came off as very condescending.

140. Are you okay?

141. Okay, so, how would you feel

142. if your daughter had a black pimp?

143. Uh, I would not be pleased.

144. First of all, my daughter would never be involved with any pimp,

145. so it's an irrelevant question.

146. Let's move to the next topic

147. 'cause we're not getting anywhere.

148. Okay. Let's — I agree.

149. Let's try and bridge the divide somewhat.

150. What was your favorite scene in "Moonlight?"

151. I did not see "Moonlight," unfortunately,

152. so I can't comment.

153. You did not see "Moonlight," the Oscar-winning "Moonlight"?

154. You did not see the winner of the Oscar?

155. - Sorry, I did not mean to — - Is your hearing bad?

156. I just said I did not see "Moonlight."

157. He did not see "Moonlight." Can you believe that?

158. I haven't seen it, either.

159. - What? - I haven't seen it, either.

160. Go ahead, next question, 'cause we didn't see "Moonlight."

161. Okay, well, let's talk about rap.

162. - Let's talk about rap. - Is that okay?

163. Let's talk about — If you want to.

164. - You know? - Yes, I would like to.

165. Whatever you want to do, Nira.

166. If I may quote one of the great gangster rappers,

167. William "Will" Smith,

168. um, his works are truly powerful.

169. If I may quote, "Wiki wild, wild.

170. Wiki, wiki, wild.

171. Wiki wild.

172. Wi—

173. Wiki, wiki wild, wild, wild West."

174. Wiki wild.

175. Wiki, wiki, wild, wild West."

176. Do you find those lyrics inspiring?

177. I mean, I-I-I like Will Smith.

178. I wouldn't consider him a gangster rapper.

179. - Oh? - He has better lyrics than that

180. that you quoted.

181. I don't know what that came from.

182. Well, he's referring, of course, to

183. the wild, wild West of where he was brought up,

184. in the streets of Compton.

185. - Which, of course, is so wild — - I thought he's from Philly.

186. - Pardon me? - Will Smith's from Philly.

187. - Philly? - Wrong again!

188. Everything coming out of your mouth is wrong.

189. I have not been wrong even once.

190. - You've been smoking something. - I l— I am very knowledgeable

191. about rap.

192. You just mumbled and bumbled about a bunch of stupidity.

193. - I have mumbled and — - Stupidity!

194. Listening to you is offensive.

195. The idea that what I'm saying is stupid

196. and what you were saying is somehow intelligent...

197. - Uh, you know what? - ... is — is itself laughable.

198. I have three doctorates.

199. - You do? Oh, yeah. - Yes, I do.

200. - In what? - Humane letters.

201. That's not a real doctorate.

202. It's a doctorate. It's on my wall.

203. What, did you buy it off the Internet?

204. - It's on my wall. - It's important

205. to show respect to people of other cultures.

206. I met a Syrian man in London by the name of Jabi

207. We got talking, and after a few hours,

208. he made love to me.

209. And I am not a homosexual, and I never have been.

210. Hold on a second. You just said a man made love to you.

211. And you're not a homosexual?

212. You are a homosexual if you had sex with another man.

213. - I — No, he had sex with me. - Don't get too close.

214. My point is not that he made love to me.

215. It was that when he was inside me,

216. he did a rocking motion with his phallus.

217. And that was fascinating.

218. He did a kind of swipe up and down

219. with his phallus which was a rocking motion.

220. And that was an eye-opener, quite literally.

221. Erev tov. Bad hombres

222. pulling in from Mexico with guns, guns, and violence.

223. How we gonna stop this?

224. Easy.

225. We gonna form a gang and use guns and violence.

226. Yalla. Let go.

227. One of my first acts will be

228. to get all of the drug lords, all of the bad ones.

229. We have some bad hombres here, and we're gonna get 'em out.

230. I needed two brave commandos

231. for this mission to catch illegal Mexicans,

232. so I met up with three potential candidates.

233. You guy are coming to me soft,

234. but after one hour with me, I will make you very hard.

235. Not completely hard, but hard enough

236. that it don't matter who come on you.

237. You will finish them.

238. You will eat their ass.

239. Okay, today's mission is to trap illegal Mexican.

240. Are you ready for this operation?

241. Probably America's biggest problem

242. or their threat right now

243. is the Islamic terrorism and the illegals

244. coming into this country.

245. They're taking our jobs. They're taking our money.

246. And they're not keeping it here.

247. They don't want to assimilate with us.

248. I mean, I voted for Trump,

249. as you can see by the hat I'm wearing,

250. uh, for the reason I want him to build the wall.

251. There's no vetting. You don't —

252. Nobody checks anybody to know who they are.

253. You just come in. You can get a name.

254. You can get a driver's license in Georgia,

255. which you shouldn't be able to do,

256. which basically gives you rights to do about anything.

257. Uh, are there things

258. that the main-street media are not telling you?

259. Oh, yeah.

260. All we get are these sob stories about the poor Mexican.

261. You know, we're paying through the nose

262. to educate these people, put them on welfare.

263. Today's mission is

264. to trap illegal Mexican.

265. How we gonna do this?

266. You have to bait them somehow.

267. Do you know what quinceañera is?

268. Yeah. They — They get all dressed up,

269. really dressed up, everybody,

270. and they have a big — really big party.

271. I think it's 15 years old is what the age is for 'em.

272. And it's a big party.

273. I mean, it's — And it's a big —

274. It's a big, drunk party, is what it is.

275. It's a transition for the girl going into womanhood at 15.

276. Right, right.

277. What do they think they're gonna do with the young girls?

278. Have their way.

279. What it mean "have their way"?

280. They're gonna rape them, really, is what it is.

281. They're gonna take advantage

282. of a young, 15-year-old girl

283. who is not ready to go into womanhood.

284. - Right. - Yes.

285. We going to throw a quinceañera.

286. You know why?

287. 'Cause they all show up.

288. They going to come because they think

289. there are going to be young girls there.

290. Yeah.

291. The one who is going to lead the operation out of you

292. will get to be the quinceañera girl.

293. I going to tell you about one piece of clothing

294. that save my life and many other life.

295. This called pussy panties.

296. - Hm. - Yeah.

297. Why do we wear them?

298. Because not enough to look like a woman.

299. You need to feel like a woman.

300. - Right. - Yes.

301. You have heard of Wonderful Woman?

302. Wonder Woman. Yeah.

303. Gal Gadot?

304. - Wonder Woman. - Wonder Woman. Yes.

305. This couscous is based on Gal Gadot.

306. Okay.

307. Close your eyes. Feel.

308. Yeah, if you're — Yeah.

309. What do you think? Yeah.

310. You could — You could easily pass as that.

311. What does it feel like?

312. Feels like a real woman.

313. Okay, you, close your eyes.

314. Touch my pussy panties.

315. Yeah. It's a little dry. It's a little dry,

316. but I get the idea.

317. This is how to go undercover

318. as a 15-year-old quinceañera girl

319. and to disarm the illegal Mexican.

320. I will be the illegal Mexican.

321. You will be the quinceañera girl, okay?

322. Okay.

323. - Hola. - Hola.

324. ¿Cómo estás? Muy bien. Yeah.

325. Mm. Wow. Nice.

326. Yeah. Good.

327. All right, you motherfucker!

328. You take one step, and I'll blow your Mexican balls off!

329. Go ahead. Make my 15th birthday. Come on!

330. If you punch, how do you protect your hand

331. from getting disease?

332. Wear gloves?

333. Okay. We use...

334. - Condoms.

335. This is what we do.

336. You close to fist, then you pull it over.

337. And when you fight, we use K-Y jelly...

338. Yeah.

339. and we put on the face

340. wherever we think they will attack.

341. We want an advertisement sign... Right.

342. That will attract the illegal Mexican.

343. What should we put on the sign?

344. Free food.

345. What else?

346. Alcohol, drugs.

347. Pussy. Pussy.

348. Young girls. Young pussy.

349. That's what they want.

350. My role of the mission today

351. is to be the 15-year-old quince-quinciera girl.

352. I'm gonna be the piñata. I'm gonna be filming

353. all the actions that are happening

354. for records for legal purposes.

355. I decided to lose Joe for the mission

356. because his body type was not believable

357. to play a Mexican teenage girl.

358. The plan is to come in and to lure the illegals in

359. to want to be attracted to the 15-year-old girls

360. so they can get, uh, arrested and get deported.

361. We're gonna use, uh, myself as bait, and...

362. lure them in with food and liquor and entertainment,

363. thinking that they're coming to a celebration.

364. Then we're going to put something in the guacamole.

365. They going to get unconscious.

366. Once they've eaten the guacamole and the —

367. the drugs have taken the effect, that's —

368. They go to sleep.

369. So, if they try and touch your pussy, what you gonna do?

370. You need to take their weapons

371. and handle the situation at that moment.

372. I am here to help move this mission along

373. because of our great country.

374. And we've gotten weak over time.

375. And we need to stop the ISIS, the Mexicans, the Syrians,

376. anybody who comes in, tries to infiltrate this country

377. that does not belong here.

378. Listen, today, we are like one family.

379. Three brothers.

380. Doesn't matter what happen. We stick together.

381. True?

382. - Yeah. - Absolutely.

383. One, two, three.

384. - Go. - Go.

385. Oh, we go again. We can go again.

386. Try and do it, make it look cool.

387. One, two, three, go!

388. Wait. Up at the same time.

389. One, two, three, go!

390. - Up at the end, okay? - Okay.

391. One, two, three, go!

392. Oh, you forgot the three.

393. "One, two, three," and then up to here.

394. Yeah.

395. One, two, three, go!

396. Okay. Going in.

397. Okay.

398. Are you okay in there, Jack?

399. Yeah. Yes, sir.

400. Good. And now we wait.

401. What is that? That might be them.

402. That might be them.

403. I heard something that sounded

404. like Mexican gangster.

405. What's going on?

406. I got this. Don't worry.

407. Don't worry. I got this. Get rid of them.

408. Trying to get the camera.

409. Get rid of them,

410. and then we carry on with the mission.

411. Okay.

412. No, sir.

413. I'm unaware.

414. No, sir.

415. Okay...

416. I'm mariachi singer.

417. I'm on my way to, uh, Las Vegas for a bat mitzvah.

418. I don't know.

419. It'll lift up.

420. Oh!

421. Thank you. Okay.

422. Now, I'll let you, right here, right now —

423. It's a plastic one.

424. Uh...

425. This is all a big misunderstanding.

426. Obviously if you're the police and — Right.

427. As part of the training.

428. If you put — If you put stuff on your face,

429. somebody goes to — to punch you —

430. I have no idea what that is.

431. I really have no idea.

432. All I got's what I gave you.

433. That's all I got.

434. Just fake stuff. Yeah, I —

435. Yeah.

436. I have a fake weapon.

437. Yes, sir.

438. Underneath, on my leg.

439. Sure.

440. Just let — let Officer Alfred get this.

441. That's exactly what it is.

442. I'm here in the inner city, surrounded by

443. what is referred to as gangster bangers.

444. I need a way to connect to this wonderful community,

445. but how without cultural appropriation?

446. There's only one thing I can do.

447. Rap to them.

448. We got a surprise battle going on.

449. One of the contestants is not a surprise.

450. Nigga just walked on stage,

451. and he the biggest nigga in here.

452. But I want y'all to make some noise

453. for Ness Lee, the Atlanta legend, man.

454. Y'all know what's going on.

455. And I got another contestant,

456. Professor Nira Cain

457. from Reed College, Oregon.

458. It's on Ness to go first.

459. Make some noise, man.

460. Talk to him!

461. Holla!

462. Yeah!

463. Please, please.

464. Right, right, right.

465. Gimme some!

466. Gimme some! Gimme some!

467. That's what you do! That's how you talk to him!

468. Yo!