1. Robot Jones.
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2. Happen to robot Jones. My mom,
my dad am such a dork. He tells
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3. me how to move on but he
doesn't know how to do parents.
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4. Oh, boy. Oh boy. My favorite
television transmission. Son,
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5. Please pass the beat. Here we
go, dad. So, tell me, son, how
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6. are things at school? sweat It
is time for your daily
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7. refueling. I am attempting to
view the television. If you are
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8. to continue expanding your
memory banks, you will need
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9. your daily fuel. More peace,
son. No, thanks, mom. I'm full.
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10. Why can't you find some more
light and alarm unit portrait
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11. on television? What do you say,
son? How about you? He toss the
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12. old bean around. Drawings. Time
for your system. Check time for
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13. your system. Check time for
your system. Check dad unit
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14. please. I am fully capable of
running my own systems. Check.
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15. This is highly embarrassing.
Please, dad unit you will make
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16. me late for school. Get it. I
will get. I will get it. Good
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17. morning, mister Jones. Hey,
nature of your business. It's
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18. somewhere here. Television,
television, television,
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19. Dad. who kit? Please stop being
such a dor.
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20. E Almost there. Almost there.
Almost there. Make way. Make
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21. way. Make way passive passive
robot drivers. Oh, Sideburns.
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22. Dad who kit please? Boy. Ruger
embarrassment. Please let me
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23. down I-10.
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24. Jenkins here. Jones. Have a
happy happy day. Good morning,
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25. missus Rain. Good morning,
mister Jones. Please accept my
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26. apologies. My youth programming
is slightly updated. Well, it
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27. certainly is a lovely day.
Alrighty then now that that's
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28. over, let's open our books to
page twelve. Great English
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29. poets of the eighteenth century
Ttc. This formula is not in my
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30. memory bank. Total diet robot
PTC stands for Parent-teacher
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31. Conference night. Our moms and
dads come in and talk to the
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32. teachers. I just hope my folks
don't embarrass me. I'm still
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33. recovering from last year's
embarrassment. My parent cannot
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34. interface with my teachers. My
embarrassment levels are
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35. already rising. This is
unacceptable. I don't even want
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36. to extrapolate the consequences
confluence. Complete.
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37. Well, this little outburst will
reflect badly on all of you.
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38. Come Thursday night.
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39. Plum unit. What are you doing?
We are running low on oil. I am
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40. drilling in an attempt to
obtain more. You are staring
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41. the next door neighbor. Never
mind the house plants. Just get
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42. them
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43. mom and dad unit. This
Thursday, you will need to
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44. attend cards It with my
teachers to discus my boss at
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45. school. This is exciting human
interface
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46. hay raid on for the
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47. If you wish to attend, you must
let me upgrade your human
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48. profile programming. Agreed.
Let's start with human
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49. greetings. Nice to meet you.
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50. This is hopeless.
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51. Here, this receiving device
clashes with my design. There
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52. is not enough time to update
your programming manually. I
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53. will have to transmit
instructions with this
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54. a greeting. So, welcome. Hello
there, Billy. Evening. Mister
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55. and missus Smith, The Joneses.
Oh no, not the Joneses.
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56. Misters next 3. week pleasure
of meeting mister Human
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57. Principe. Likewise, I'm sure
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58. Come here. Yes, sir. Your
parents may be polite but
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59. they're still robots. I've got
my eye on you. No funny
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60. business. Yes, sir. Mom, dad.
That's their son.
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61. Please do not leave my side
again. Hey, robot. This is my
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62. mom and dad. This is my buddy
Robot Jones. Howdy, and this
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63. must be mister and missus
Jones.
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64. May I compliment you on your
lovely attire? Oh my. Thank
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65. you. And that's a very
interesting brooch you have on.
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66. You don't think it clashes with
my design? No, no, not at all.
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67. May I have your attention.
Welcome to parent teacher
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68. conference night. A night for
parents to find out what their
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69. kids are up to here and for you
kids to sweat it out while they
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70. do. It's going to be a long car
ride home for some of you
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71. assume if we can get started by
getting the parents out the
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72. classrooms. Can you kids stay
right where you are? Don't get
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73. any funny ideas. Clancy will be
keeping his good eye on you
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74. while you wait. No, this is
unacceptable. Wait, hi there,
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75. fellow. Where do you think
you're going? I must be within
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76. thirty feet of my parents. In
order for my remote pro total
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77. transmitter to function. You'll
have to play with your proto.
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78. Watch it fire in here. Come on
now. Oh, This is so bad. My
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79. parents are out of range. I
wish my parents would go out of
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80. range. Tell me about it. You
know what a total dork my dad
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81. is. Okay, let's see who's next.
Mister and missus Jones, you
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82. may come in now, Mister and
missus Jones after you Jones
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83. Pleasure to see you again,
mister Jones. Hello, Kaelin.
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84. Now, your son is doing very
well in English but his poetry
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85. is a little dry here. Have a
look. If love is greater than
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86. X, go to two. If X equals A
plus one print love,
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87. I have destroyed my son's
offensive poetry. Thanks
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88. English Con complete. Next.
Next, next con. Wait. This
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89. time, try using the
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90. Well, as you can see, your son
is really excelling in my math
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91. class. In fact, he's testing
well above college level. This
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92. does not compute. Our son is
programmed to operate at genius
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93. level. Well, I suppose there's
always a room for improvement
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94. of course but I I'm not quite
sure what else to assign him.
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95. He's already solved every
problem in every math book I
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96. own. Our son's data input is
suffering from your inefficient
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97. teaching methods. Inefficient,
inefficient, internet vision.
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98. Hey, that's school. Property
warning perimeter. Security
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99. threatened. Defense mode
activated.
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100. Oh dear, Oh dear. Oh dear. Oh
dear. Oh dear. And don't forget
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101. I have the combination to all
your lockers School safety
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102. patrol. Please report to Route
1 twelve Safety Patrol. That's
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103. me now. Where'd my safety
helmet get to
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104. You can't sit tight. There
might be trouble. Oh no. What
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105. is going on it? Oh my goodness.
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106. Why? What did you do to provoke
them? All I said was their son
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107. could use a little improvement
Safety patrol reporting, sir.
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108. They've got two of my best pin
down in there. Those nasty miss
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109. out again. Take care of them.
No, wait. Don't threat. Safety
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110. Patrol is here. Time for me to
get going. Why didn't you tell
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111. me it was your boss? My mom
still makes me wear pajamas
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112. with feet. I was just kidding
about the pajamas. Robot Jones,
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113. report to my office immediately
to pick up your My
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114. embarrassment levels are
reaching critical.
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115. How did they do? How did it go?
How did it go? I started to
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116. think what would have happened
if Clancy hadn't found their
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117. off switches. Happy Robot
Jones. This school will be
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118. closed for months. Thanks to
those mechanical menace as you
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119. call parrot.
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120. No. turn them back on and get
off my campus. Thank you,
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121. mister human principal for a
lovely evening. Mind your blood
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122. pressure. I hope you're happy.
Your lack of human growth has
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123. ruined my social life. There he
is. Oh no. Man. Robot. Your
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124. parents are like totally the
coolest ever.
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125. Data log entry tonight, I
learned that although most
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126. teenagers are embarrassed by
their parents, each family is
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127. unique in its own way. Whats
embarrassing to 1 may seem
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128. cool. Another, I am proud to be
the son of the coolest parents
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129. ever and that my pajamas don't
have it.
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