Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones? 1x2

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1. Vacuum friend. I'll trade you my cream filled toasted sugar

2. rot for your bacon flavored chewy meat stick. You sir have

3. a deal, 14. Okay, how about my chocolate covered bean nuggets

4. for your sour apple cracker kernels? Sure. Hey, robot. You

5. want to trade something for my banana?

6. Oh, never mind. I said yeah, you and your face.

7. Did you hear the one about the mathematical computer data

8. processor? He could only translate out the rhythmic

9. decoder like a prism, whatever. It really is quite a humorous

10. observation. Hey, robot. How's it going?

11. Yeah, actually, robot. I just wanted to know if you wanted to

12. come to my after school pool party, pool party.

13. No thanks. Yeah. Okay, maybe next time. Hey, everybody.

14. After school pool party.

15. Party. Pool party. It's a human pool party.

16. Mom unit dad unit. Hello, grand unit. It seems ramp unit could

17. use a reboot.

18. Please provide data on your address at the local community

19. Learning center. School is a drag rewire. Further data on

20. school is a drag Well, grams unit. All this unsuccessful

21. interfacing with humans really source life Supercuts. How can

22. I retrieve efficient data on human beings when our most

23. basic modes of operation are incompatible? I'm beginning to

24. think robots and humans were never designed to coexist.

25. Foolish infantry. Humans and robots will never live in

26. synchronization. The basic structure of human function has

27. vastly inferior to the mechanized superiority of the

28. robotic form. Throughout history, Archive have been made

29. to suffer because of ancient organic mind. Robots must stand

30. together. Don't with the oxygen breathers, the day of the month

31. is here. Autonomous control will be ours. Ours

32. Maybe gram units. Data is correct. Or maybe he's just an

33. old bucket.

34. Hey, Robo Jay. How about a lift onto the ropes with Ama unit?

35. Wait a minute. Oh, actually, I don't need any help. Oh, I

36. guess it is my error that your fleshy exterior is too inferior

37. for my robotic assistance. Hey, don't blame me because you're

38. all sharp and pointy and stuff. Well, I don't want to help you

39. anyway. Human fine. Hey, Tom. Can you help me up under the

40. shirt? Whoa. Now, with Barb's fingernails, you're not

41. Hall pass.

42. Ew, my cannot withstand even one more human interface. My

43. memory bank seem to contain no data on this location.

44. Must be time for my break. You

45. Pardon me. My state of banks have no memory of another

46. robotic student at Poly you. I guess you two are trying to

47. escape the irritating inferiority of the humans. Oh,

48. oh, what is the proper definition of your model? Thus,

49. buddy. Well, come along, buddy. Let me introduce you to Pay U.

50. Oops.

51. Todd.

52. Oh, hey, robot. What's with the vacuum? Well, if you are

53. referring to my new cyber naturally superior companion,

54. we we just enjoying some mutually compatible

55. interfacing. We would ask you to join us but I am sure your

56. inferior human mind could not grasp the complexity of our

57. conduct. What are you talking about, man? It's just a stupid

58. vacuum. Come along us, buddy. Let's proceed in a forward

59. motion before this human's inefficiency makes a thrust.

60. Oh, yeah. Well, Your new friend's a dirtbag.

61. Sadly, dust buddy. Another day of information Input has come

62. to a close Oh, I know perhaps, you should come with me to the

63. location of my living quarters. It is exceptionally real

64. humans. Yes, you will come with me.

65. I will introduce you to Grams Unit. You too will really

66. Come along, buddy. There is no need to be frightened. The gram

67. unit, sir. He has a few outdated processors but let's

68. go.

69. Dust, buddy.

70. え、まいちゃんの。

71. jumping Jehoshaphat. I knew this had something to do with

72. that little machine boy and right in the middle of my break

73. too. Farewell buggy.

74. Okay, now boy. Fun time's over. Put down my vacuum. Come on

75. now. Shoot. Shoot Blanche gotta get back to work. I don't got

76. no time for any weird robot games. A vacuum is not a toy

77. right in the middle of my prank too.

78. It's just a stupid vacuum vacuum definition vacuum, a

79. machine designed to clean floors via suction, a standard

80. issue maintenance tool for human subservience. Oh,

81. No. Put me down. Put me down.

82. Well, gramps unit, it seems your data wasn't correct but

83. not only am I unable to properly interface with humans,

84. I cannot even efficiently interface with an appliance.

85. Some I guess I'm better off down here just rusting away

86. with you.

87. Hey, robot. Hey, robot. I just thought you might want to go

88. with me to the arcade and check out the new Crazy Laser game

89. video. Video game video game video game. Well, unit. I'll

90. see you later. Right now, I'm going with my friend and yes,

91. he is a human today. I realized that friend don't have to be

92. exactly like you just because every man and machine was

93. designed with their own unique mode of operation does not mean

94. we cannot efficiently coexist but if your friend need to be

95. plugged in. Make sure you have an extension cord. Either way,

96. it is best to have friends you like and who can write you

97. back. Hold on real quick.