Whatever Happened to... Robot Jones? 1x1

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Dee Bradley Baker as Mr. Werkaut (voice)

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1. Happen to

2. happen to robot Jones.

3. Hey,

4. All systems are go.

5. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning. Good morning.

6. Kết nối

7. input today, you will get your programming from the Public

8. Mid-level Learning Facility. It is time for you to begin the

9. task you were designed for to collect store and interpret

10. data on junior high humans but ma'am unit humans are so

11. inefficient. You are correct. Humans are inefficient but

12. their inefficiency should not interfere with your data

13. collection. Your excuse does not compute. I will not comply

14. with that request but robot warning, the school bus has

15. arrived. Time to depart, son. Negative. I am not going to go

16. junior high school. Go to school, Go to school. Go to

17. school. Go to school. Go to school. Have fun with the

18. humans. Goodbye.

19. Greetings to us. I am ready to begin. My human studies repeat,

20. I am ready to be. Hey, can I am receiving you clearly, please

21. instruct. Hey, kid Up here. You want to try getting in the bus

22. instead of talking to it a miscalculation.

23. Now, does anyone here know the answer to problem number

24. sixteen? Anyone besides the new student.

25. Well, mister Robot Jones, do you know the answer to number

26. sixteen? The correct answer is forty-eight. Thank you robot.

27. Now, the next problem is a tricky one class so we will

28. Seventy-six. Excuse me, the answer is Seventy-six. Your

29. mathematical problems are too easy for my superior computer

30. break. Don't you have anything more difficult, dude? Man, it

31. really burn the teacher.

32. Robot to the front of the clash.

33. So, you want to be a class clown, huh? We have a place for

34. clowns in this school. It's called the principal's office.

35. Now, get I think I overloaded the teacher. Well, well, well,

36. mister Jones, the amazing robot in my office yet again. Let me

37. be honest with you. I don't get this whole technology thing.

38. gear circuits, microchips, rubbish. So, listen up. future

39. boy because you're on thin ice. Just one more slip up and

40. you're staying after school. indeed. Tension.

41. Electronic nonsense. Nope. None of that electronic garbage in

42. my school. No, sir. Bob.

43. Oh.

44. Hey, look everybody. That robot kid eats lunch with his butt.

45. You messed with the wrong human this time, buddy. I'm giving

46. you 3 months of detention. If staying after school with me,

47. we'll teach you a little respect.

48. What's he doing?

49. Good heavens before but forget about a robot. No detention.

50. get for me.

51. I can't take it anymore. Humans are illogical, inefficient, and

52. they talk really weird. Faced with these conclusions. I never

53. want to see another human again. As long as I function.

54. Excuse me,

55. mind if I get a soda fascinating such high mental

56. content for a human light and efficient design. Hey, are you

57. okay?

58. Oh well, take it easy.

59. Three, I have just completed my first day of studying junior

60. high humans. I have found humans to be short tempered,

61. irritable, and just gently unable but the few male of the

62. species is quite a strange phenomenon. Final analysis, I

63. compute this human need more study, a lot more study, more

64. study, more study, more study