1. Shitty thing.Copy !req
2. Guillermo— He doesn't
live here anymore.Copy !req
3. How is it? I can't see.Copy !req
4. Tonight we are attending
a very special event.Copy !req
5. Ha!Copy !req
6. Aye, fuck.Copy !req
7. The Baron is receiving
an eternal lifetime
achievement award.Copy !req
8. I have never heard
of such a thing,
but it sounds very cool.Copy !req
9. It is about time
our Baron got recognizedCopy !req
10. for all the incredible work
he does in our local community.Copy !req
11. - Yeah.
- He has done so much
for all of us,Copy !req
12. - both as a leader
and as a reliable lay.
- Yeah.Copy !req
13. Of course I am quite accustomed
to being exalted...Copy !req
14. praised, feared.Copy !req
15. But this shall be
a night to remember.Copy !req
16. Alas, no. The Sire
cannot make it.Copy !req
17. Our usual sitter just started
at Northwestern and, well...Copy !req
18. Oh!Copy !req
19. You know how hard it is
to find someone new.Copy !req
20. - Baron, give us a twirl.
- Oh, no.Copy !req
21. - Yes, please, Baron.
- Look at him go. Wow.Copy !req
22. - Spin, Baron, spin.
- Wow.Copy !req
23. Look at you all.
Where are we going?Copy !req
24. We are going to an event
to honor the Baron.Copy !req
25. - Oh.
- And you are not.Copy !req
26. - Oh.
- Because you
have made it very clearCopy !req
27. that your future lies with
the humans, not the vampires.Copy !req
28. - That's not fair.
- Guillermo,
we are a family.Copy !req
29. - Right.
- We will always be a family.Copy !req
30. - Thank you.
- And you are no longer
part of the family.Copy !req
31. - Capisce?
- Because you rejected
your vampire family.Copy !req
32. - I didn't—
- Yeah. The "vamily."Copy !req
33. Oh. Colin Robinson, no.Copy !req
34. - Hell-lo.
- Here he is.Copy !req
35. - Shall we saddle up?
- Yes.Copy !req
36. Well, why does the monster get
to go and not me?Copy !req
37. - "Vamily."
- Yeah.Copy !req
38. - No, not him as well.
- Very good.Copy !req
39. Yeah, I'm a little hurt
I'm not going to
the vampire gathering tonight,Copy !req
40. but it's probably
for the best, you know?Copy !req
41. Besides, I already made plans
to hang out with
my cousin Miguel.Copy !req
42. Actually, Miguel and I
used to be really close
when I was little.Copy !req
43. But then he kinda became
this, like, jock.Copy !req
44. We grew apart,Copy !req
45. but our moms are determined
that we be really good friends.Copy !req
46. We're gonna... hang out.Copy !req
47. - Miguel! Hey.
- Hey. How you doing?Copy !req
48. You love it.Copy !req
49. - No, I don't.
- Yeah, you do.Copy !req
50. No, I don't.
I really don't.Copy !req
51. We should've done this sooner.
I was working at this job,
you know?Copy !req
52. It was crazy. I had to
get outta there. I was
starting to lose my mind—Copy !req
53. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Memo.
I don't need the whole
pinche novella, okay?Copy !req
54. Losers first.Copy !req
55. Go get "em, slugger.Copy !req
56. Oh!Copy !req
57. Strike one!Copy !req
58. Little out of practice
there, Memo?Copy !req
59. I don't think
I was ever in practice.Copy !req
60. What are you talking about?Copy !req
61. We used to play all the time
when we were little.Copy !req
62. Ah!Copy !req
63. Gotta keep your eyes
on the ball, Memo.Copy !req
64. There it is.
Every gang in the tristate area
is here. How delightful.Copy !req
65. Yeah. Looks like
everyone came out to play.Copy !req
66. - Salutations.
- The Warriors.
Walter Hill. 1979.Copy !req
67. Exciting.Copy !req
68. - What a turnout.
- Look up there.
It's the Fly Guys.Copy !req
69. Oh, wow. I haven't seen the
Lower East Side Vampire PunksCopy !req
70. since one spat on me in 1983.Copy !req
71. I was cool with it.
It's what we did back then.Copy !req
72. - Hello, Hamptons vampires.
- Like, "Hampires."Copy !req
73. - Stop it!
- I hate these dipshits.Copy !req
74. But kinda makes you proud,
you know? Our people.Copy !req
75. So, this is all for me?Copy !req
76. - Baron Afanas, there you are.
- Ah.Copy !req
77. - Hi.
- Hello.Copy !req
78. You look lovely tonight.Copy !req
79. I mean, you look
lovely every night.Copy !req
80. - We all look lovely tonight.
- Ugh.Copy !req
81. - You included.
- Thank you.Copy !req
82. All right. I'm just going
to bring you up to the stage,Copy !req
83. and then Jerry
will introduce you.Copy !req
84. - Jerry is here?
- Who Jerry?Copy !req
85. Jerry's the one who put on
this whole event.Copy !req
86. Look out, Manhattan all-girls
private-school vampires.Copy !req
87. Vicious, ruthless killers,
both socially and
in a murder sense.Copy !req
88. What's up, girlies?Copy !req
89. Ew.Copy !req
90. - Hey!
- Told ya.Copy !req
91. - Check one, check two.
- Cute.Copy !req
92. Hello. Hi.Copy !req
93. I can't believe
this total zero gets to
introduce the Baron Afanas.Copy !req
94. Doesn't seem right.Copy !req
95. He hasn't even sucked him off,
let alone been nuts deep.Copy !req
96. All right.Copy !req
97. - Just be quiet.
- You be quiet.Copy !req
98. Can you count, suckers?Copy !req
99. Look around you.Copy !req
100. Look at all
these different vampires,Copy !req
101. all gathered together as one.Copy !req
102. Yes. How about it?Copy !req
103. We've got our
Coney Island carny vampires...Copy !req
104. side by side
with our leatherette vampires.Copy !req
105. We've got
our Rockaway surfers...Copy !req
106. right next to
our JFK TSA vampires.Copy !req
107. - Thank you for your service!
- This city doesn't bleed
without you all.Copy !req
108. - Yes!
- That's right!
That's right, Jerry!Copy !req
109. Tonight we've gathered to hear
from our esteemed leader...Copy !req
110. the great Baron Afanas.Copy !req
111. Our supreme commander
in charge of our conquest
of the New World.Copy !req
112. Yes, conquest!Copy !req
113. At least,
that was the plan, right?Copy !req
114. Wasn't it?Copy !req
115. Taking over the New World?Copy !req
116. People feeling good about it?Copy !req
117. I'm just asking questions.
I don't know.Copy !req
118. Maybe the Baron
will be able to provide
some of these answers tonight.Copy !req
119. Maybe there's
a perfectly good explanationCopy !req
120. for why we were
sent here 250 years ago
to conquer the continentCopy !req
121. and we still find ourselves
cowering in the shadows.Copy !req
122. - Do you have an answer
for that? Do you know why?
- What's this shit?Copy !req
123. When can we move on?
- Jerry.Copy !req
124. That introduction
I cannot live up to.Copy !req
125. - Thank you, thank you.
- "Cause here's
what I wanna know.Copy !req
126. - What the fuck?
- Does the fault lie
in ourselves?Copy !req
127. Does it lie in our stars?Copy !req
128. Or...Copy !req
129. does it lie in our leadership?Copy !req
130. - He has a point!
- I'm genuinely asking.
I don't know.Copy !req
131. - Hey, hey.
- What is he
talking about?Copy !req
132. Move!Copy !req
133. Gimme that. How dare you
disrespect this man?Copy !req
134. - Hear! Hear!
- This is the great,Copy !req
135. the beautiful Baron Afanas.Copy !req
136. And this man, this mixer
of boiling hot feces,Copy !req
137. he knows not of his place.Copy !req
138. He's nothing but a sower
of discontent and disrespect.Copy !req
139. Let me see that.Copy !req
140. - Puttana! No!
- Let me see that.Copy !req
141. - No. No. Shut up!
- Hold on. Hold on.Copy !req
142. No. No, no, don't—Copy !req
143. Ah!Copy !req
144. - Uh—
- Okay. Uh,
that was not my fault.Copy !req
145. Jerry was killed
by that Frankenstein monster!Copy !req
146. It's Cravensworth's monster.Copy !req
147. Run! Run!Copy !req
148. They killed Jerry!
The Staten Island vampires
killed Jerry!Copy !req
149. - No, we didn't.
- Kill them!Copy !req
150. We should get
the fuck out of here!Copy !req
151. Kill them!Copy !req
152. Fucking hell.
How many bats are up there?Copy !req
153. So flying home
is not an option.Copy !req
154. Where do we go,
what do we do
and how do we do it?Copy !req
155. We need to get home.
Which way is home? Is it north?Copy !req
156. - I'm certain we are south.
- No. No, we're not.
I'm feeling east.Copy !req
157. You know
I can't fly, you dicks.Copy !req
158. Ah. Colin Robinson,
do you know how to get home?Copy !req
159. No, I have no idea. I...Copy !req
160. I never thought
I'd ever say this, but I think
we need to call Gizmo.Copy !req
161. - Ah! Yes.
- Yes, great idea.Copy !req
162. Guillermo!Copy !req
163. Not like that,
you fucking idiot.
With the phone that he's doing.Copy !req
164. I can also try echolocating.Copy !req
165. Nadja, I'm on the phone!Copy !req
166. Come one, man.
That's why you
gotta concentrate.Copy !req
167. I was concentrating.Copy !req
168. So this new job has
a documentary about it too?Copy !req
169. No, it's actually
the same documentary.Copy !req
170. It just now follows a guy
who quits his old jobCopy !req
171. and goes out into
the regular world.Copy !req
172. Okay, word. So it's like
Sling Blade. But boring.Copy !req
173. Know what, Miguel? This is why
I don't hang out with you.Copy !req
174. You don't hang out
with any of the familia.Copy !req
175. I don't because every time I do,
they make me feel guilty
that I'm always busy.Copy !req
176. This was a mistake.
I'm sorry. I'm gonna go, okay?Copy !req
177. Hey, hey. Come on, Memo.
I'm not mad at you, man.Copy !req
178. We love you.
All right? We were worried.Copy !req
179. We never saw you.
You're out there on your own.Copy !req
180. You never even talked
about having any friends.Copy !req
181. Don't worry about me, okay?
I have plenty of friends.Copy !req
182. Oh, really? That's great.
Name me one friend.
Like, who's your best friend?Copy !req
183. That would be, uh, Nandor.Copy !req
184. Nandor?Copy !req
185. My— My boss. My ex-boss.
He's not my boss anymore.Copy !req
186. Your best friend
is your former boss?Copy !req
187. I know, okay?
It's complicated, but...Copy !req
188. Wait.Copy !req
189. Colin?Copy !req
190. Wait, slow down. What?Copy !req
191. Here we go,
Mr. Drama Queen.
Just like always.Copy !req
192. Every time we start to have fun,
you all of a sudden
have an emergency somewhere.Copy !req
193. - My friends need help.
They're in danger.
- In danger?Copy !req
194. It's gonna sound crazy,
but someone's
trying to kill them.Copy !req
195. - What the fuck?
- Just please let me go.Copy !req
196. No, no. Fuck that.
I'm going with you,
all right? Let's roll.Copy !req
197. You don't even know them.
Why would you wanna come?Copy !req
198. I don't need to know them.Copy !req
199. You're my familia, all right?
I have to have your back.
Let's go.Copy !req
200. - Okay.
- An attack on your friends
is an attack on all of us.Copy !req
201. Seat belt on.Copy !req
202. Wait. You should know
before we go that
my friends, they're...Copy !req
203. they're not likeCopy !req
204. the regular people
that you know.Copy !req
205. Memo, will you chill out?
I have gay friends, all right?
It's not a big deal. !¡AÁndale!Copy !req
206. And remember,
when we find them, I get dibsCopy !req
207. - on killing the one with
the really gross man bun.
- So cringe.Copy !req
208. They're not here. Let's go.
- Okay, let's go.Copy !req
209. Okay. That was not
supposed to go that way.Copy !req
210. I cannot believe that Jerry
betrayed the Baron like that.Copy !req
211. As long as you are all right,
that's all that matters.Copy !req
212. - Ugh.
- I have been
serving Jerry for months.Copy !req
213. I feel so betrayed.
I'm so sorry.Copy !req
214. I hear you, I hear you.
You know, trust is essential—Copy !req
215. Um— We're just gonna
give you guys a minute.
Just give you some...Copy !req
216. Sounds like
this Jerry does not get...Copy !req
217. Laszlo, why did your monster
flip the fuck out
and pop Jerry's head?Copy !req
218. He was just performing
his duties as a protector.Copy !req
219. Well, then how do I know that
he might not just flip out
one day and pop my head?Copy !req
220. - My monster would never do that.
- How could you be so sure?Copy !req
221. Look at the mess
that thing has created.Copy !req
222. That lumbering,
demented donkey of a creature
is clearly capable of anything.Copy !req
223. No, no, no. He's not.
My darling, my monster
would never hurt you.Copy !req
224. I didn't want you to know,Copy !req
225. but the sole objective
of creating him
in the first placeCopy !req
226. was to keep you safe.Copy !req
227. What?Copy !req
228. My darling, if anything were
to happen to me,Copy !req
229. you would be protected.Copy !req
230. - What?
- When have I ever
needed protectingCopy !req
231. from anything or anyone?Copy !req
232. I knew you'd react like this.Copy !req
233. For the record, my darling,Copy !req
234. I was a vampire
on my own for centuries.Copy !req
235. Before you came along,
Mr. Cravensworth,Copy !req
236. I once ripped
an entire pack of werewolves
to shreds with my bare fangsCopy !req
237. and then scattered
their entrails on the road
like a confetti.Copy !req
238. - I've heard this story
a thousand—
- Ah! A confetti.Copy !req
239. The skies are clear.Copy !req
240. Let's try
to get our bearings.Copy !req
241. Look.
Look down there.Copy !req
242. Athletes preparing for
a baseball game? At this hour?Copy !req
243. They're not athletes,
you tit. They're
the Bronx Bomber vampires.Copy !req
244. Well, they're looking for us.Copy !req
245. Good. Let's just take them on
and get this over with.Copy !req
246. No, we should cross the bridge.Copy !req
247. Okay.Copy !req
248. Keep walking.
They're coming up here!Copy !req
249. Just keep walking.Copy !req
250. - What now?
- Shit.Copy !req
251. Oh, no. It's the
Meatpacking District vampires.Copy !req
252. As deadly
as they are beautiful.Copy !req
253. I wouldn't mind having
my meat packed.Copy !req
254. - This way. To the subway.
- Shut the fuck up.Copy !req
255. - Flee! Down here!
- We must run!Copy !req
256. Come on.
Take cover fast!Copy !req
257. Fuck yeah.
I see an entrance.Copy !req
258. Come on. Hurry.Copy !req
259. Does the subway
even go to Staten Island?Copy !req
260. - Stay close, Blondie.
- What the fuck?Copy !req
261. Hey. What's this shit?Copy !req
262. - Great.
Jumping vampires.
- All right. Cool down.Copy !req
263. Is it hat vampires?Copy !req
264. - Fuck off. Fuck off.
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
265. No. What are they?Copy !req
266. These guys are the, uh...Copy !req
267. I don't actually know
what kind of vampires these are.Copy !req
268. - Are they "80s vampires?
- Breakdance vampires?Copy !req
269. No, I think they're
Fame the movie vampires,Copy !req
270. or Fame the TV show vampires.Copy !req
271. And the space suit fella
must represent MTV or something.Copy !req
272. Then what's with
the riverboat gambler guy?Copy !req
273. They lost me there.
I have no clue.Copy !req
274. You killed Jerry the vampire.Copy !req
275. No, no. That was done
by a random monster.Copy !req
276. - Shazam!
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
277. - Five, six, seven, eight.
- No!Copy !req
278. What's this shit?Copy !req
279. - Ooh!
- Oh! Okay.Copy !req
280. They're twinkle-toe vampires.
I got this.Copy !req
281. Have you ever seen feet move
at this medium pace?Copy !req
282. - All right.
- That's
a nice one. Aha!Copy !req
283. Oh.Copy !req
284. - Fuck off.
- Wow.Copy !req
285. - It's really good.
- Not bad.Copy !req
286. - Oh...
- Fuck this shit.Copy !req
287. What? What?Copy !req
288. - Okay.
- What the fuck?Copy !req
289. Fuck, Laszlo!Copy !req
290. They really weren't
that threatening.Copy !req
291. You idiot.Copy !req
292. Well, he's dead.Copy !req
293. - Full house.
- I was handling it.Copy !req
294. Sorry.Copy !req
295. Let's just keep moving,
all right?Copy !req
296. We'll get above ground...Copy !req
297. - Okay.
- ... so Guillermo can find us.Copy !req
298. - Good idea.
- Whatever.Copy !req
299. You know,
I really like it
when you take charge.Copy !req
300. No, no, no.Copy !req
301. Don't worry about the address.
I'll text when I get it.Copy !req
302. Just gather "em up.
Keep your phone on,
all right? All right.Copy !req
303. Who was that?Copy !req
304. - Some friends.
In case we need backup.
- Backup?Copy !req
305. You said your friends are gonna
get killed. I don't know
what's gonna happen.Copy !req
306. - Where are they, man?
- I don't know, okay?Copy !req
307. Colin lost his location,
so maybe he lost reception.Copy !req
308. - I can try calling again.
I don't know.
- Are these people even real?Copy !req
309. Are you kidding me right now?
Yes, they're real.Copy !req
310. - Why would I be doing this
if they're not real?
- I just had to check.Copy !req
311. - Had to check?
They're real, okay? Don't worry.
- You're acting crazy.Copy !req
312. They're my friends,
and they're vampires,
so there's that.Copy !req
313. - Did you just say
they're vampires?
- Yeah.Copy !req
314. Actually, you met one of them.Copy !req
315. - What?
- Yeah, but you attacked her.Copy !req
316. - The fuck?
- You attacked her.Copy !req
317. I would remember
something like that.Copy !req
318. How could you?
She hypnotized you.Copy !req
319. How you gonna remember, hmm?Copy !req
320. - You know what?
Let's just keep driving.
- Yeah, let's keep driving.Copy !req
321. Oh, it's Colin.Copy !req
322. Hey, hey. Hi, Colin.
Where are you?Copy !req
323. Okey dokey.Copy !req
324. I just got off the phone
with GizmoCopy !req
325. and gave him...
our locash.Copy !req
326. You know, Laszlo,Copy !req
327. I had
those dancing vampire freaks
in the palm of my hands.Copy !req
328. I do not need you
or your stupid monster
to protect me.Copy !req
329. Is that what you think?Copy !req
330. My darling, I did not train
my monster to protect youCopy !req
331. because I thought
you could not live without me.Copy !req
332. I trained that monsterCopy !req
333. because I cannot live
without you.Copy !req
334. Laszlo,Copy !req
335. I cannot live without you.Copy !req
336. But if something
was to happen to you
and I was to lose you,Copy !req
337. it wouldn't be your protection
I would miss.Copy !req
338. It would be you.Copy !req
339. Your looks, the layers
in your hairs. Your wit.Copy !req
340. And the way you use
that extremely large hog.Copy !req
341. And that cannot be taught.Copy !req
342. No, it can't.Copy !req
343. Aw. They're being sweet again.Copy !req
344. - Yes.
- The way that...Copy !req
345. Kinda makes you think,
doesn't it?Copy !req
346. Think about what?Copy !req
347. Well, isn't it obvious?Copy !req
348. I have been searching for love
for so very long,Copy !req
349. and it was right here
the whole time.Copy !req
350. Right under my nose.Copy !req
351. In front of my nose.Copy !req
352. - Me?
- You.Copy !req
353. Ugh.Copy !req
354. - So, I've watched
your search for love.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
355. This one, that one.Copy !req
356. - Your dead wife.
- Yes.Copy !req
357. - Guillermo's boyfriend.
- Freddie.Copy !req
358. Gail. I mean, basically, anyone
and everyone who wasn't me.Copy !req
359. And I've seen
after you won their hearts.Copy !req
360. It all falls apart.Copy !req
361. Because you're all about
the conquest, not the victory.Copy !req
362. You're a good friend,
but you will never have me.Copy !req
363. Ever.Copy !req
364. Sorry, could you
run that by me again?Copy !req
365. I completely zoned out.Copy !req
366. I got ever so lost in those big,Copy !req
367. beautiful blue eyes of yours.Copy !req
368. I said
you'll never have me.Copy !req
369. I have a little bit
of self-respect.
A little... ... bit.Copy !req
370. - I just feel
so ready for love.
- Okay.Copy !req
371. - Mmm... Wait a minute.
What is that?
- Hey.Copy !req
372. - Laszlo.
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
373. - What the fuck?
- Graveyard vampires.Copy !req
374. Well, you hang out
in a graveyard,Copy !req
375. you can expect
spooky crap like this.Copy !req
376. Oh, bloody fuck.Copy !req
377. - Should we...
- There's too many of them.Copy !req
378. - Run while you can.
- Yes, yes. Come on, Laszlo.Copy !req
379. - This way.
- Yes.Copy !req
380. Come on,
you skull fucks.Copy !req
381. Here.
Quick! Shit. Shit.Copy !req
382. Come on,
do your worst.Copy !req
383. Fucking hell. Ah!Copy !req
384. No, no, no! Wait!Copy !req
385. No. Fuck off.Copy !req
386. Ah! I see you know
your judo well.Copy !req
387. - Laszlo!
- It's all right, my darling.
I'll be right there.Copy !req
388. I'm coming!
Hang your cape on that.Copy !req
389. Get your hands off me.Copy !req
390. Get out,
you motherfucker!Copy !req
391. Ooh.Copy !req
392. Nadja!
There's some over here too.Copy !req
393. All right. Who's next?
I can do this all night long.Copy !req
394. - Fuck off.
- Oh.Copy !req
395. - Help me up.
- Laszlo.Copy !req
396. - Where's my wife?
- She's over there.Copy !req
397. Okay.
Very good aim. Wow!Copy !req
398. Look at my gruesome girl go.Copy !req
399. It's like front row
at a Gallagher show.Copy !req
400. I think
maybe he's dead?Copy !req
401. I will say when he's dead.Copy !req
402. Very impressive. But I think
there might be more vampires
on the way.Copy !req
403. - Perhaps we should
get out of here.
- In a minute!Copy !req
404. Okay.Copy !req
405. Now we can go.Copy !req
406. Great. Let's do that.Copy !req
407. - Do you want a straw?
- Nope.Copy !req
408. You think that maybe we
should order coffee drinks—
thank you—Copy !req
409. so we don't look like
a bunch of vampiresCopy !req
410. sat around waiting for
our familiar to save us?Copy !req
411. We can all be here without
everyone ordering coffee.Copy !req
412. And we can stay at the table
as long as we want.Copy !req
413. And when it comes
to the bathrooms,Copy !req
414. - legally, it's Thunderdome.
- Hey.Copy !req
415. - Guillermo!
- Guillermo.Copy !req
416. - Finally.
- Hey, Gomez.Copy !req
417. - You took your sweet time.
- Nadja, you all right?
You have a little—Copy !req
418. Yeah, covered, uh,
in brain and blood and guts.Copy !req
419. Yes. Thank you for noticing.Copy !req
420. So, uh, your vampire friends,
they hang out at coffee shops?Copy !req
421. Hey, look, no offense.
I love the costumes, man.Copy !req
422. You turn your mom's rug
into a dress?
That's pretty cool.Copy !req
423. But, uh, you guys
really think you're vampires?Copy !req
424. No, Nandor.
Don't hurt him.
That's my cousin, Miguel.Copy !req
425. No kidding.Copy !req
426. So you are the famous Miguel.
We have heard lots about you.Copy !req
427. What the fuck?Copy !req
428. Guillermo tells us
you're very tough and very coolCopy !req
429. and once locked him
in a cupboard for six hours.Copy !req
430. - Put it there.
- Don't need to fist bump
on that.Copy !req
431. Sorry about that.
Let's straighten that for you.Copy !req
432. - You guys kill people?
- No shit, Kojak.Copy !req
433. Chillax, Miguel.Copy !req
434. "Cause a member
of Guillermo's family
is a member of our family.Copy !req
435. - Right, guys?
- Right.Copy !req
436. - "Vamilia."
- Nadnor! I have a Nadnor.Copy !req
437. Is that for you, Nandor?Copy !req
438. No, she is calling someone
called Nadnor. Also, I have
not ordered anything, so—Copy !req
439. - I have one roundhouse kick
for a Nandor.
- Yes. I am Nan—Copy !req
440. How quaint. A barista vampire.Copy !req
441. We're not barista vampires.
We're artist and writer vampiresCopy !req
442. who happen to currently
be working as baristas.Copy !req
443. And graphic designer vampires.Copy !req
444. - Hi. I'm Cass.
- Hi, Cass.Copy !req
445. Personal essayist vampire
Louis here.Copy !req
446. - Got a shot for Nandor.
- Oh, that's me. Yes.Copy !req
447. Fucking guy.Copy !req
448. My mistake.
That was supposed to be
a double shot.Copy !req
449. Whoa. Oh, shit.Copy !req
450. Oh, I forgot to mention.
You have Van Helsing blood
running through you.Copy !req
451. - What?
- It's a long story.
I'll tell you later, okay?Copy !req
452. Bat.Copy !req
453. Sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
It's because I said
the word "bat."Copy !req
454. - And I've done it again.
I meant to say—
- Miguel.Copy !req
455. Should we get involved?Copy !req
456. You know, I forgot
how scrappy Gizmo can beCopy !req
457. when he gets a bit of a bee
in his bonnet.Copy !req
458. Ooh.Copy !req
459. Steam.Copy !req
460. "Vampuccino."Copy !req
461. I will fucking kill you.Copy !req
462. Ah! Ooh. Very good.Copy !req
463. Almost there.
Keep reaching, Gizmo.Copy !req
464. Nice shot.Copy !req
465. - Ooh. Dead. Very good.
- Guillermo.Copy !req
466. - We should go.
- Yes.Copy !req
467. What the fuck is that?Copy !req
468. Just some homeys of mine.
I called them in case
we were outnumbered.Copy !req
469. Here they come. Hell yeah!
Donnie brought the Spyder.Copy !req
470. - Fancy a ride,
my darling?
- Hello.Copy !req
471. We gotta go.Copy !req
472. This one?
Hold on, hold on.Copy !req
473. - Get in, man.
- Colin Robinson!Copy !req
474. Let's go. We have to go.Copy !req
475. I don't want to get
my cape caught.Copy !req
476. Ah.Copy !req
477. - Oh, home.
- Oh, yes.Copy !req
478. - We're home.
- Ooh, doggy.Copy !req
479. - Baron?
- Well, well, well.Copy !req
480. You're okay!Copy !req
481. Look who came home!Copy !req
482. Baron, how did you
get back so fast?Copy !req
483. Did you know that Staten Island
has an above-ground train?Copy !req
484. - It's actually quite pleasant.
- Hey...Copy !req
485. And it gave me a chance
to open up that Louise Penny
I have on audiobook.Copy !req
486. - Love her.
- She's okay.
But a quick question.Copy !req
487. What the hell were you thinking?Copy !req
488. Why did you kill
Jerry the Vampire?Copy !req
489. B-Because, Baron,
Jerry was a huge threat
to your almighty power.Copy !req
490. Yes.Copy !req
491. Which is why I wanted
to kill him myselfCopy !req
492. in front of everyoneCopy !req
493. to reassert my power.Copy !req
494. Do you honestly think
that I did not knowCopy !req
495. this insipid gathering
was a trap?Copy !req
496. You knew?Copy !req
497. Of course I knew.Copy !req
498. I didn't know Jerry
was the enemy, Baron.Copy !req
499. But that is no excuse.
I have dishonored myself.Copy !req
500. But even worse,
I have dishonored you.Copy !req
501. I will now take my own life.Copy !req
502. No. No!
No, let me—Copy !req
503. - I will not.
- Let her.Copy !req
504. - Baron, take my life instead.
- Do it.Copy !req
505. - Huh.
- Hold on here.
Are you two a thing?Copy !req
506. - No. Not at all.
- It's early days.Copy !req
507. Get up. We're going to run out
of vampires at this rate.Copy !req
508. What the blazes?Copy !req
509. Gift.Copy !req
510. Oh.
Jerry's crushed head. Thank you.Copy !req
511. Very nice.Copy !req
512. You can just
lay that down there.Copy !req
513. I will find
somewhere lovely for it later.Copy !req
514. - Now, we all have
much organizing...
- Good job.Copy !req
515. to do for tomorrow evening.Copy !req
516. To set this right.Copy !req
517. Here we are again.Copy !req
518. Jerry tried to tear us apart.Copy !req
519. But we, unlike Jerry,Copy !req
520. will work as one.Copy !req
521. - Yes.
- For it will
take all of us,Copy !req
522. all vampires,Copy !req
523. to bring the humans
of this new worldCopy !req
524. under our dominion.Copy !req
525. - Yes!
- Any questions?Copy !req
526. Ah.Copy !req
527. Okay. Anybody else? Let's see.
There was someone...Copy !req
528. Ah. You.Copy !req
529. Did you have a question?Copy !req
530. - Uh, nope.
- Are you sure?Copy !req
531. Because I thought I saw
your hand go up.Copy !req
532. I thought I had a—
had a question,
but then y-you answered it.Copy !req
533. Just as I thought.Copy !req
534. Vampires dismissed.Copy !req
535. Two nights out in a row.Copy !req
536. The Sire's never gonna
let me hear the end of this.Copy !req