1. Shitty thing.
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2. Guillermo— He doesn't
live here anymore.
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3. How is it? I can't see.
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4. Tonight we are attending
a very special event.
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5. Ha!
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6. Aye, fuck.
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7. The Baron is receiving
an eternal lifetime
achievement award.
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8. I have never heard
of such a thing,
but it sounds very cool.
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9. It is about time
our Baron got recognized
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10. for all the incredible work
he does in our local community.
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11. - Yeah.
- He has done so much
for all of us,
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12. - both as a leader
and as a reliable lay.
- Yeah.
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13. Of course I am quite accustomed
to being exalted...
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14. praised, feared.
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15. But this shall be
a night to remember.
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16. Alas, no. The Sire
cannot make it.
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17. Our usual sitter just started
at Northwestern and, well...
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18. Oh!
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19. You know how hard it is
to find someone new.
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20. - Baron, give us a twirl.
- Oh, no.
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21. - Yes, please, Baron.
- Look at him go. Wow.
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22. - Spin, Baron, spin.
- Wow.
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23. Look at you all.
Where are we going?
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24. We are going to an event
to honor the Baron.
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25. - Oh.
- And you are not.
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26. - Oh.
- Because you
have made it very clear
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27. that your future lies with
the humans, not the vampires.
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28. - That's not fair.
- Guillermo,
we are a family.
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29. - Right.
- We will always be a family.
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30. - Thank you.
- And you are no longer
part of the family.
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31. - Capisce?
- Because you rejected
your vampire family.
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32. - I didn't—
- Yeah. The "vamily."
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33. Oh. Colin Robinson, no.
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34. - Hell-lo.
- Here he is.
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35. - Shall we saddle up?
- Yes.
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36. Well, why does the monster get
to go and not me?
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37. - "Vamily."
- Yeah.
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38. - No, not him as well.
- Very good.
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39. Yeah, I'm a little hurt
I'm not going to
the vampire gathering tonight,
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40. but it's probably
for the best, you know?
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41. Besides, I already made plans
to hang out with
my cousin Miguel.
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42. Actually, Miguel and I
used to be really close
when I was little.
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43. But then he kinda became
this, like, jock.
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44. We grew apart,
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45. but our moms are determined
that we be really good friends.
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46. We're gonna... hang out.
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47. - Miguel! Hey.
- Hey. How you doing?
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48. You love it.
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49. - No, I don't.
- Yeah, you do.
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50. No, I don't.
I really don't.
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51. We should've done this sooner.
I was working at this job,
you know?
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52. It was crazy. I had to
get outta there. I was
starting to lose my mind—
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53. Hey, hey, hey, hey. Memo.
I don't need the whole
pinche novella, okay?
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54. Losers first.
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55. Go get "em, slugger.
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56. Oh!
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57. Strike one!
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58. Little out of practice
there, Memo?
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59. I don't think
I was ever in practice.
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60. What are you talking about?
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61. We used to play all the time
when we were little.
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62. Ah!
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63. Gotta keep your eyes
on the ball, Memo.
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64. There it is.
Every gang in the tristate area
is here. How delightful.
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65. Yeah. Looks like
everyone came out to play.
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66. - Salutations.
- The Warriors.
Walter Hill. 1979.
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67. Exciting.
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68. - What a turnout.
- Look up there.
It's the Fly Guys.
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69. Oh, wow. I haven't seen the
Lower East Side Vampire Punks
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71. I was cool with it.
It's what we did back then.
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72. - Hello, Hamptons vampires.
- Like, "Hampires."
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73. - Stop it!
- I hate these dipshits.
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74. But kinda makes you proud,
you know? Our people.
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75. So, this is all for me?
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76. - Baron Afanas, there you are.
- Ah.
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77. - Hi.
- Hello.
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78. You look lovely tonight.
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79. I mean, you look
lovely every night.
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80. - We all look lovely tonight.
- Ugh.
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81. - You included.
- Thank you.
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82. All right. I'm just going
to bring you up to the stage,
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83. and then Jerry
will introduce you.
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84. - Jerry is here?
- Who Jerry?
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85. Jerry's the one who put on
this whole event.
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86. Look out, Manhattan all-girls
private-school vampires.
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87. Vicious, ruthless killers,
both socially and
in a murder sense.
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88. What's up, girlies?
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89. Ew.
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90. - Hey!
- Told ya.
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91. - Check one, check two.
- Cute.
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92. Hello. Hi.
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93. I can't believe
this total zero gets to
introduce the Baron Afanas.
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94. Doesn't seem right.
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95. He hasn't even sucked him off,
let alone been nuts deep.
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96. All right.
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97. - Just be quiet.
- You be quiet.
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98. Can you count, suckers?
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99. Look around you.
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these different vampires,
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102. Yes. How about it?
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Coney Island carny vampires...
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with our leatherette vampires.
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105. We've got
our Rockaway surfers...
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106. right next to
our JFK TSA vampires.
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107. - Thank you for your service!
- This city doesn't bleed
without you all.
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108. - Yes!
- That's right!
That's right, Jerry!
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109. Tonight we've gathered to hear
from our esteemed leader...
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110. the great Baron Afanas.
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111. Our supreme commander
in charge of our conquest
of the New World.
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112. Yes, conquest!
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113. At least,
that was the plan, right?
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114. Wasn't it?
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115. Taking over the New World?
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116. People feeling good about it?
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117. I'm just asking questions.
I don't know.
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118. Maybe the Baron
will be able to provide
some of these answers tonight.
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119. Maybe there's
a perfectly good explanation
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120. for why we were
sent here 250 years ago
to conquer the continent
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121. and we still find ourselves
cowering in the shadows.
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122. - Do you have an answer
for that? Do you know why?
- What's this shit?
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123. When can we move on?
- Jerry.
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124. That introduction
I cannot live up to.
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125. - Thank you, thank you.
- "Cause here's
what I wanna know.
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126. - What the fuck?
- Does the fault lie
in ourselves?
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129. does it lie in our leadership?
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130. - He has a point!
- I'm genuinely asking.
I don't know.
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131. - Hey, hey.
- What is he
talking about?
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132. Move!
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133. Gimme that. How dare you
disrespect this man?
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134. - Hear! Hear!
- This is the great,
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135. the beautiful Baron Afanas.
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136. And this man, this mixer
of boiling hot feces,
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137. he knows not of his place.
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138. He's nothing but a sower
of discontent and disrespect.
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139. Let me see that.
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140. - Puttana! No!
- Let me see that.
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141. - No. No. Shut up!
- Hold on. Hold on.
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142. No. No, no, don't—
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143. Ah!
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144. - Uh—
- Okay. Uh,
that was not my fault.
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145. Jerry was killed
by that Frankenstein monster!
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146. It's Cravensworth's monster.
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147. Run! Run!
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148. They killed Jerry!
The Staten Island vampires
killed Jerry!
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149. - No, we didn't.
- Kill them!
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150. We should get
the fuck out of here!
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151. Kill them!
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152. Fucking hell.
How many bats are up there?
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153. So flying home
is not an option.
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154. Where do we go,
what do we do
and how do we do it?
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155. We need to get home.
Which way is home? Is it north?
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156. - I'm certain we are south.
- No. No, we're not.
I'm feeling east.
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157. You know
I can't fly, you dicks.
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158. Ah. Colin Robinson,
do you know how to get home?
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159. No, I have no idea. I...
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160. I never thought
I'd ever say this, but I think
we need to call Gizmo.
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161. - Ah! Yes.
- Yes, great idea.
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162. Guillermo!
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163. Not like that,
you fucking idiot.
With the phone that he's doing.
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164. I can also try echolocating.
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165. Nadja, I'm on the phone!
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166. Come one, man.
That's why you
gotta concentrate.
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167. I was concentrating.
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168. So this new job has
a documentary about it too?
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169. No, it's actually
the same documentary.
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170. It just now follows a guy
who quits his old job
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171. and goes out into
the regular world.
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172. Okay, word. So it's like
Sling Blade. But boring.
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173. Know what, Miguel? This is why
I don't hang out with you.
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174. You don't hang out
with any of the familia.
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175. I don't because every time I do,
they make me feel guilty
that I'm always busy.
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176. This was a mistake.
I'm sorry. I'm gonna go, okay?
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177. Hey, hey. Come on, Memo.
I'm not mad at you, man.
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178. We love you.
All right? We were worried.
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179. We never saw you.
You're out there on your own.
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180. You never even talked
about having any friends.
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181. Don't worry about me, okay?
I have plenty of friends.
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182. Oh, really? That's great.
Name me one friend.
Like, who's your best friend?
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183. That would be, uh, Nandor.
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184. Nandor?
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185. My— My boss. My ex-boss.
He's not my boss anymore.
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186. Your best friend
is your former boss?
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187. I know, okay?
It's complicated, but...
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190. Wait, slow down. What?
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191. Here we go,
Mr. Drama Queen.
Just like always.
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192. Every time we start to have fun,
you all of a sudden
have an emergency somewhere.
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193. - My friends need help.
They're in danger.
- In danger?
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194. It's gonna sound crazy,
but someone's
trying to kill them.
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195. - What the fuck?
- Just please let me go.
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196. No, no. Fuck that.
I'm going with you,
all right? Let's roll.
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197. You don't even know them.
Why would you wanna come?
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198. I don't need to know them.
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199. You're my familia, all right?
I have to have your back.
Let's go.
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200. - Okay.
- An attack on your friends
is an attack on all of us.
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201. Seat belt on.
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202. Wait. You should know
before we go that
my friends, they're...
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that you know.
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205. Memo, will you chill out?
I have gay friends, all right?
It's not a big deal. !¡AÁndale!
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206. And remember,
when we find them, I get dibs
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207. - on killing the one with
the really gross man bun.
- So cringe.
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208. They're not here. Let's go.
- Okay, let's go.
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209. Okay. That was not
supposed to go that way.
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210. I cannot believe that Jerry
betrayed the Baron like that.
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211. As long as you are all right,
that's all that matters.
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212. - Ugh.
- I have been
serving Jerry for months.
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213. I feel so betrayed.
I'm so sorry.
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214. I hear you, I hear you.
You know, trust is essential—
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215. Um— We're just gonna
give you guys a minute.
Just give you some...
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216. Sounds like
this Jerry does not get...
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217. Laszlo, why did your monster
flip the fuck out
and pop Jerry's head?
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218. He was just performing
his duties as a protector.
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219. Well, then how do I know that
he might not just flip out
one day and pop my head?
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220. - My monster would never do that.
- How could you be so sure?
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221. Look at the mess
that thing has created.
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222. That lumbering,
demented donkey of a creature
is clearly capable of anything.
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223. No, no, no. He's not.
My darling, my monster
would never hurt you.
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224. I didn't want you to know,
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225. but the sole objective
of creating him
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226. was to keep you safe.
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227. What?
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228. My darling, if anything were
to happen to me,
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229. you would be protected.
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230. - What?
- When have I ever
needed protecting
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232. I knew you'd react like this.
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on my own for centuries.
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235. Before you came along,
Mr. Cravensworth,
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an entire pack of werewolves
to shreds with my bare fangs
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237. and then scattered
their entrails on the road
like a confetti.
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238. - I've heard this story
a thousand—
- Ah! A confetti.
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239. The skies are clear.
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240. Let's try
to get our bearings.
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241. Look.
Look down there.
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242. Athletes preparing for
a baseball game? At this hour?
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243. They're not athletes,
you tit. They're
the Bronx Bomber vampires.
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244. Well, they're looking for us.
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245. Good. Let's just take them on
and get this over with.
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246. No, we should cross the bridge.
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247. Okay.
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248. Keep walking.
They're coming up here!
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249. Just keep walking.
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250. - What now?
- Shit.
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251. Oh, no. It's the
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252. As deadly
as they are beautiful.
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253. I wouldn't mind having
my meat packed.
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254. - This way. To the subway.
- Shut the fuck up.
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255. - Flee! Down here!
- We must run!
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256. Come on.
Take cover fast!
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257. Fuck yeah.
I see an entrance.
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258. Come on. Hurry.
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259. Does the subway
even go to Staten Island?
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260. - Stay close, Blondie.
- What the fuck?
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261. Hey. What's this shit?
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262. - Great.
Jumping vampires.
- All right. Cool down.
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263. Is it hat vampires?
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264. - Fuck off. Fuck off.
- Oh, shit.
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265. No. What are they?
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266. These guys are the, uh...
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267. I don't actually know
what kind of vampires these are.
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268. - Are they "80s vampires?
- Breakdance vampires?
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269. No, I think they're
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271. And the space suit fella
must represent MTV or something.
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the riverboat gambler guy?
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273. They lost me there.
I have no clue.
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274. You killed Jerry the vampire.
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275. No, no. That was done
by a random monster.
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276. - Shazam!
- Uh-oh.
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277. - Five, six, seven, eight.
- No!
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278. What's this shit?
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279. - Ooh!
- Oh! Okay.
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280. They're twinkle-toe vampires.
I got this.
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281. Have you ever seen feet move
at this medium pace?
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282. - All right.
- That's
a nice one. Aha!
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283. Oh.
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284. - Fuck off.
- Wow.
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285. - It's really good.
- Not bad.
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286. - Oh...
- Fuck this shit.
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287. What? What?
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288. - Okay.
- What the fuck?
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289. Fuck, Laszlo!
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290. They really weren't
that threatening.
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291. You idiot.
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292. Well, he's dead.
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293. - Full house.
- I was handling it.
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294. Sorry.
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295. Let's just keep moving,
all right?
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296. We'll get above ground...
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297. - Okay.
- ... so Guillermo can find us.
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298. - Good idea.
- Whatever.
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299. You know,
I really like it
when you take charge.
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300. No, no, no.
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301. Don't worry about the address.
I'll text when I get it.
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302. Just gather "em up.
Keep your phone on,
all right? All right.
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303. Who was that?
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304. - Some friends.
In case we need backup.
- Backup?
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305. You said your friends are gonna
get killed. I don't know
what's gonna happen.
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306. - Where are they, man?
- I don't know, okay?
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307. Colin lost his location,
so maybe he lost reception.
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308. - I can try calling again.
I don't know.
- Are these people even real?
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309. Are you kidding me right now?
Yes, they're real.
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310. - Why would I be doing this
if they're not real?
- I just had to check.
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311. - Had to check?
They're real, okay? Don't worry.
- You're acting crazy.
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312. They're my friends,
and they're vampires,
so there's that.
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313. - Did you just say
they're vampires?
- Yeah.
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314. Actually, you met one of them.
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315. - What?
- Yeah, but you attacked her.
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316. - The fuck?
- You attacked her.
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317. I would remember
something like that.
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318. How could you?
She hypnotized you.
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319. How you gonna remember, hmm?
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320. - You know what?
Let's just keep driving.
- Yeah, let's keep driving.
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322. Hey, hey. Hi, Colin.
Where are you?
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323. Okey dokey.
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324. I just got off the phone
with Gizmo
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325. and gave him...
our locash.
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326. You know, Laszlo,
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327. I had
those dancing vampire freaks
in the palm of my hands.
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328. I do not need you
or your stupid monster
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330. My darling, I did not train
my monster to protect you
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331. because I thought
you could not live without me.
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332. I trained that monster
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333. because I cannot live
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was to happen to you
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337. it wouldn't be your protection
I would miss.
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338. It would be you.
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in your hairs. Your wit.
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that extremely large hog.
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343. Aw. They're being sweet again.
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344. - Yes.
- The way that...
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doesn't it?
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348. I have been searching for love
for so very long,
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the whole time.
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350. Right under my nose.
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351. In front of my nose.
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352. - Me?
- You.
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353. Ugh.
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354. - So, I've watched
your search for love.
- Mm-hmm.
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356. - Your dead wife.
- Yes.
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357. - Guillermo's boyfriend.
- Freddie.
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358. Gail. I mean, basically, anyone
and everyone who wasn't me.
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359. And I've seen
after you won their hearts.
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360. It all falls apart.
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361. Because you're all about
the conquest, not the victory.
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362. You're a good friend,
but you will never have me.
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364. Sorry, could you
run that by me again?
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366. I got ever so lost in those big,
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you'll never have me.
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369. I have a little bit
of self-respect.
A little... ... bit.
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370. - I just feel
so ready for love.
- Okay.
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371. - Mmm... Wait a minute.
What is that?
- Hey.
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372. - Laszlo.
- Oh, shit.
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373. - What the fuck?
- Graveyard vampires.
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374. Well, you hang out
in a graveyard,
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375. you can expect
spooky crap like this.
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376. Oh, bloody fuck.
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377. - Should we...
- There's too many of them.
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378. - Run while you can.
- Yes, yes. Come on, Laszlo.
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379. - This way.
- Yes.
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380. Come on,
you skull fucks.
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381. Here.
Quick! Shit. Shit.
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382. Come on,
do your worst.
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383. Fucking hell. Ah!
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384. No, no, no! Wait!
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385. No. Fuck off.
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386. Ah! I see you know
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387. - Laszlo!
- It's all right, my darling.
I'll be right there.
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388. I'm coming!
Hang your cape on that.
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389. Get your hands off me.
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390. Get out,
you motherfucker!
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391. Ooh.
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392. Nadja!
There's some over here too.
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393. All right. Who's next?
I can do this all night long.
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394. - Fuck off.
- Oh.
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395. - Help me up.
- Laszlo.
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396. - Where's my wife?
- She's over there.
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397. Okay.
Very good aim. Wow!
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398. Look at my gruesome girl go.
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399. It's like front row
at a Gallagher show.
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400. I think
maybe he's dead?
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401. I will say when he's dead.
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402. Very impressive. But I think
there might be more vampires
on the way.
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403. - Perhaps we should
get out of here.
- In a minute!
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404. Okay.
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405. Now we can go.
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406. Great. Let's do that.
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407. - Do you want a straw?
- Nope.
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408. You think that maybe we
should order coffee drinks—
thank you—
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409. so we don't look like
a bunch of vampires
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410. sat around waiting for
our familiar to save us?
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411. We can all be here without
everyone ordering coffee.
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412. And we can stay at the table
as long as we want.
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413. And when it comes
to the bathrooms,
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414. - legally, it's Thunderdome.
- Hey.
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415. - Guillermo!
- Guillermo.
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416. - Finally.
- Hey, Gomez.
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417. - You took your sweet time.
- Nadja, you all right?
You have a little—
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418. Yeah, covered, uh,
in brain and blood and guts.
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419. Yes. Thank you for noticing.
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420. So, uh, your vampire friends,
they hang out at coffee shops?
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421. Hey, look, no offense.
I love the costumes, man.
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422. You turn your mom's rug
into a dress?
That's pretty cool.
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423. But, uh, you guys
really think you're vampires?
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424. No, Nandor.
Don't hurt him.
That's my cousin, Miguel.
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425. No kidding.
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426. So you are the famous Miguel.
We have heard lots about you.
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427. What the fuck?
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428. Guillermo tells us
you're very tough and very cool
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429. and once locked him
in a cupboard for six hours.
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430. - Put it there.
- Don't need to fist bump
on that.
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431. Sorry about that.
Let's straighten that for you.
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432. - You guys kill people?
- No shit, Kojak.
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433. Chillax, Miguel.
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434. "Cause a member
of Guillermo's family
is a member of our family.
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435. - Right, guys?
- Right.
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436. - "Vamilia."
- Nadnor! I have a Nadnor.
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437. Is that for you, Nandor?
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438. No, she is calling someone
called Nadnor. Also, I have
not ordered anything, so—
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439. - I have one roundhouse kick
for a Nandor.
- Yes. I am Nan—
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440. How quaint. A barista vampire.
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441. We're not barista vampires.
We're artist and writer vampires
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442. who happen to currently
be working as baristas.
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443. And graphic designer vampires.
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444. - Hi. I'm Cass.
- Hi, Cass.
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445. Personal essayist vampire
Louis here.
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446. - Got a shot for Nandor.
- Oh, that's me. Yes.
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447. Fucking guy.
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448. My mistake.
That was supposed to be
a double shot.
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449. Whoa. Oh, shit.
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450. Oh, I forgot to mention.
You have Van Helsing blood
running through you.
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451. - What?
- It's a long story.
I'll tell you later, okay?
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452. Bat.
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453. Sorry, I didn't mean to do that.
It's because I said
the word "bat."
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454. - And I've done it again.
I meant to say—
- Miguel.
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455. Should we get involved?
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456. You know, I forgot
how scrappy Gizmo can be
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457. when he gets a bit of a bee
in his bonnet.
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458. Ooh.
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459. Steam.
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460. "Vampuccino."
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461. I will fucking kill you.
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462. Ah! Ooh. Very good.
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463. Almost there.
Keep reaching, Gizmo.
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464. Nice shot.
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465. - Ooh. Dead. Very good.
- Guillermo.
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466. - We should go.
- Yes.
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467. What the fuck is that?
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468. Just some homeys of mine.
I called them in case
we were outnumbered.
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469. Here they come. Hell yeah!
Donnie brought the Spyder.
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470. - Fancy a ride,
my darling?
- Hello.
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471. We gotta go.
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472. This one?
Hold on, hold on.
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473. - Get in, man.
- Colin Robinson!
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474. Let's go. We have to go.
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475. I don't want to get
my cape caught.
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476. Ah.
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477. - Oh, home.
- Oh, yes.
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478. - We're home.
- Ooh, doggy.
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479. - Baron?
- Well, well, well.
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480. You're okay!
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481. Look who came home!
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482. Baron, how did you
get back so fast?
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483. Did you know that Staten Island
has an above-ground train?
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484. - It's actually quite pleasant.
- Hey...
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485. And it gave me a chance
to open up that Louise Penny
I have on audiobook.
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486. - Love her.
- She's okay.
But a quick question.
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487. What the hell were you thinking?
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488. Why did you kill
Jerry the Vampire?
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489. B-Because, Baron,
Jerry was a huge threat
to your almighty power.
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490. Yes.
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491. Which is why I wanted
to kill him myself
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493. to reassert my power.
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494. Do you honestly think
that I did not know
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495. this insipid gathering
was a trap?
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496. You knew?
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497. Of course I knew.
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498. I didn't know Jerry
was the enemy, Baron.
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499. But that is no excuse.
I have dishonored myself.
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500. But even worse,
I have dishonored you.
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501. I will now take my own life.
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502. No. No!
No, let me—
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503. - I will not.
- Let her.
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504. - Baron, take my life instead.
- Do it.
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505. - Huh.
- Hold on here.
Are you two a thing?
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506. - No. Not at all.
- It's early days.
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507. Get up. We're going to run out
of vampires at this rate.
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508. What the blazes?
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509. Gift.
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510. Oh.
Jerry's crushed head. Thank you.
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511. Very nice.
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512. You can just
lay that down there.
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513. I will find
somewhere lovely for it later.
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514. - Now, we all have
much organizing...
- Good job.
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515. to do for tomorrow evening.
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516. To set this right.
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517. Here we are again.
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518. Jerry tried to tear us apart.
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519. But we, unlike Jerry,
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520. will work as one.
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521. - Yes.
- For it will
take all of us,
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522. all vampires,
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523. to bring the humans
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524. under our dominion.
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525. - Yes!
- Any questions?
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526. Ah.
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527. Okay. Anybody else? Let's see.
There was someone...
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528. Ah. You.
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529. Did you have a question?
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530. - Uh, nope.
- Are you sure?
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531. Because I thought I saw
your hand go up.
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532. I thought I had a—
had a question,
but then y-you answered it.
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533. Just as I thought.
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534. Vampires dismissed.
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535. Two nights out in a row.
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536. The Sire's never gonna
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