1. Oh, shit.
Copy !req
2. Says here, "The large intestine
should be placed before
the small intestine."
Copy !req
3. Of course.
That is the order of intestines.
Copy !req
4. Well, that would explain why
my monster cannot digest corn.
Copy !req
5. I'm gonna have to
open the brute up again.
Copy !req
6. Please, no more cutting.
Copy !req
7. Oh, no, no, sorry.
I wasn't talking about you.
Copy !req
8. I was talking about
another shambolic monstrosity.
Copy !req
9. Uh-huh.
Copy !req
10. What the shit was that?
Copy !req
11. - It sounded bad.
- Really bad.
Copy !req
12. Where is it coming from?
Copy !req
13. It sounded like
it came from out here.
Copy !req
14. - No!
- It's coming from Sean's house.
Copy !req
15. Seanie!
Copy !req
16. Leap into the air.
We're coming, Seanie!
Copy !req
17. This way.
Copy !req
18. Yes.
Copy !req
19. Oh, yes!
Oh, yeah!
Copy !req
20. What the blazes?
We need to help him. Come on.
Copy !req
21. Shit.
Copy !req
22. We're coming in, Sean.
Copy !req
23. Thank you. Sean!
Copy !req
24. - What are you doing?
That's a foul!
- Fucking beads.
Copy !req
25. Clean the boards!
Clean the boards!
There you go! That a boy!
Copy !req
26. - Why? Why would you do that?
- Is he drunk?
Copy !req
27. Sean's always drunk.
Copy !req
28. This is far more serious.
Ecstatic one minute,
distraught the next.
Copy !req
29. And he's wrestling
with control of his body.
Copy !req
30. I've seen this before.
Copy !req
31. Yes, I've seen this before too.
Copy !req
32. Sean is possessed by a demon.
Copy !req
33. Oh, I thought
you meant you'd seen
Sean's basement before.
Copy !req
34. A demon is a malevolent spirit
from the underworld in search
Copy !req
35. of a human body to inhabit.
Copy !req
36. And if it's not swiftly
expelled, it can obliterate
a human soul entirely.
Copy !req
37. Basically,
it's just like a red guy.
Copy !req
38. Sometimes with horns,
sometimes not.
Copy !req
39. And one of these red bastards
penetrated Sean,
Copy !req
40. which I will not tolerate.
Copy !req
41. - Whatever you do,
do not make eye contact.
- Yes. Sorry.
Copy !req
42. Not with me, you idiot.
With Sean.
Copy !req
43. - Hey, Seanie!
- Go! Get us under!
Copy !req
44. I can't take it.
I'm going to Diane's
until this is over!
Copy !req
45. You cannot abandon Sean
in his hour of need.
Copy !req
46. Laszlo, this is ridiculous.
Every year with
his March Madness.
Copy !req
47. Come on!
Copy !req
48. I had not heard
of this "March Madness" before.
Copy !req
49. Throughout time, humans have
confused demonic possession
Copy !req
50. with seasonal mental illness.
Copy !req
51. Like when a frost ghoul
poisons your soul and
they call it the "winter blahs."
Copy !req
52. Exactly that.
Copy !req
53. - God!
- We should put him
out of his misery.
Copy !req
54. What the fuck
are you doing, Nandor?
Copy !req
55. That's Seanie. He's our friend.
Copy !req
56. Every fucking year!
Copy !req
57. The demon is expelling
his life force from within.
Copy !req
58. Fucking hell.
Copy !req
59. So, yeah, since I've never
worked in an office before,
Copy !req
60. I guess I didn't know
how important it was
to have an office identity.
Copy !req
61. For example,
there's Jimmy and Raj.
Copy !req
62. - They're the office sports guys.
- This is for you.
Copy !req
63. There's Danny,
who's the office barefoot guy.
Copy !req
64. Oh, and Marla, her whole thing
is being the office dog lady,
Copy !req
65. which is awesome 'cause I love
when Marla brings her dog
and it pisses everywhere.
Copy !req
66. So, yeah, I'm just a little
worried that I don't have
an office identity.
Copy !req
67. Can you give me
a second, please?
Copy !req
68. Colin. Colin! Colin!
Copy !req
69. - Yeah. Hey.
- I don't understand.
Copy !req
70. Why do you have a leaf blower?
There are no leaves
on the ground.
Copy !req
71. Well, not yet there aren't.
Copy !req
72. Do you think you could give us,
like, two minutes?
Copy !req
73. - Yeah. Okay.
- Thank you.
Copy !req
74. Yeah.
Copy !req
75. Sorry about that.
Copy !req
76. So, yeah, I'm just
a little concerned
Copy !req
77. that I might not have
an office identity whatsoever.
Copy !req
78. Are you kidding?
Copy !req
79. - That's not good.
That ain't good at all.
- Geez.
Copy !req
80. How about office crossword guy?
Copy !req
81. No, that's taken.
Copy !req
82. Office hot guy?
Copy !req
83. No, taken by Jacob.
Copy !req
84. Office not hot guy
but has a hot wife.
Copy !req
85. Maybe it's not
that big of a deal. It's fine.
Copy !req
86. No, trust me, it's a big deal.
Copy !req
87. I've literally worked
in 137 different offices.
Copy !req
88. It definitely is a big deal.
Copy !req
89. How about, and I don't think
you could pull this off,
office funny guy?
Copy !req
90. - You got one of those?
- Unfortunately, we do.
Copy !req
91. It all sort of happened
by an accident, really.
Copy !req
92. Cannon Capital Strategies.
- Cannon Capital Strategies.
Copy !req
93. A phone rang
and then I saw the banana,
Copy !req
94. and I did this thing
where I pretended
the banana was the phone.
Copy !req
95. - Yes, I'll connect you.
- Yes, I'll connect you.
Copy !req
96. I can't believe no one
has ever thought of it before.
Copy !req
97. Yes, that offer
is very appealing.
Copy !req
98. My coworker Lisa,
she totally gets me.
Copy !req
99. - Lisa, I'm conferencing you in.
- Oh.
Copy !req
100. She's like the Louise
to my Thelma.
Copy !req
101. If that movie was
a banana comedy.
Copy !req
102. Lisa, it's your nana.
She's dying. Aw.
Copy !req
103. - Ring, ring.
- It's enough!
Copy !req
104. Lisa, this thing
won't stop ringing.
Copy !req
105. - It's driving me bananas.
- Okay!
Copy !req
106. She's loving it.
Copy !req
107. - Also, look, it's a gun.
- Stop it.
Copy !req
108. So, long story short, I guess
I'm the office funny girl.
Copy !req
109. That is good.
Okay, pivoting.
Copy !req
110. How about, and please
don't take this the wrong way,
Copy !req
111. office Mexican guy?
Copy !req
112. - That's borderline racist.
- Okay. Sorry.
Copy !req
113. And, yes, I looked into it,
Copy !req
114. but Jose in compliance
has that cerrado.
Copy !req
115. Office gay?
Copy !req
116. No, that's taken. Same guy.
Copy !req
117. Office slut?
Copy !req
118. - This guy is multitalented.
- Okay. Just give me
a couple minutes.
Copy !req
119. Can you turn that off?
Copy !req
120. It helps me think.
I just need two minutes.
Copy !req
121. Yes. Come to me. Yes.
Copy !req
122. Any chance you could
speed this up?
Copy !req
123. Oh, I'm sorry.
Am I going too slow?
Copy !req
124. Maybe it's 'cause
I'm exhausted working
around the clock with Jerry.
Copy !req
125. Jerry. What, are you guys, like,
boyfriend and girlfriend now?
Copy !req
126. - What?
- Or just, like,
friends with benefits?
Copy !req
127. That's what I'm hearing anyway.
Copy !req
128. He's working on his plans
to take over North America.
Copy !req
129. Working on his plan
to take over your underwear,
more like.
Copy !req
130. What say we get on
with the business at hand
Copy !req
131. and summon the fucking demon?
Copy !req
132. Um...
Copy !req
133. Sorry,
I got a question.
Copy !req
134. - Yes?
- Do we repeat after you—
Copy !req
135. No. What I need you to do
is just focus on hell.
Copy !req
136. - Yes.
- Get on with it, please.
Copy !req
137. All right.
Copy !req
138. The best way to expel a demon
is to summon a bigger demon
Copy !req
139. to then scare the fucking hell
out of the existing demon.
Copy !req
140. Everyone knows that.
Copy !req
141. Hello.
Copy !req
142. I have prowled the depths
of the underworld
Copy !req
143. for nigh on an eternity
Copy !req
144. waiting to be summoned back
to sow fear and chaos
once again.
Copy !req
145. Welcome, evil one.
What season is it?
Copy !req
146. It is spring, o dark one.
Copy !req
147. Uh, real quick,
what month specifically?
Copy !req
148. March, man of the nether region.
Copy !req
149. It's-It's March?
Copy !req
150. - Yes.
- Oh, yes. Delicious.
Copy !req
151. And, uh, which of
these college squads
Copy !req
152. got their tickets punched to
the NCAA's Big Dance this year?
Copy !req
153. He's looking at me.
I haven't got a clue
what he's talking about.
Copy !req
154. Any Cinderella stories...
- What?
Copy !req
155. vying for a chance
in the sweet 16?
Copy !req
156. I think this demon is
really into college basketball
for some reason.
Copy !req
157. - You guys didn't fill out
your brackets?
- What have you summoned?
Copy !req
158. I don't know how this happened.
Copy !req
159. The game's on here.
Copy !req
160. They play basketball in college?
What about their studies?
Copy !req
161. Get your head in the game.
Let's go!
Copy !req
162. Let us go, indeed.
Copy !req
163. This young squad from Gonzaga
Copy !req
164. is about to have their character
put to the ultimate test,
Copy !req
165. especially 'cause
they don't have a big man.
Copy !req
166. They can't really effectively
punch it down low
Copy !req
167. - like UConn and Purdue, so...
- Uh-oh.
Copy !req
168. You're sure you can't see
the outline of my dick
in these pants?
Copy !req
169. - Like, bro, it's right there.
- So, you can't see it?
Copy !req
170. - No. I don't see it. It's fine.
- I want people to see it.
Copy !req
171. Then, yeah. You can see it.
Anyone can see it.
Copy !req
172. - Fuck these pants.
- You got basketball tonight?
Copy !req
173. You know it, baby.
Bring on the first-aid kit.
Copy !req
174. Shit. What're you doing here?
Copy !req
175. Well, I realized
I can't really help you
with your identity crisis
Copy !req
176. without being
boots on the ground.
Copy !req
177. No. It's fine.
It's not that big of a deal.
Copy !req
178. No, actually it is a huge deal.
Copy !req
179. If you don't make a splash,
Copy !req
180. you're just gonna be another
anonymous name on a list
Copy !req
181. of expendable
shit-munching drones
when the layoffs come.
Copy !req
182. - What layoffs?
- They're not gonna lay off
Copy !req
183. Bobblehead Mike over there.
Copy !req
184. That's not even his name.
Copy !req
185. Oh, really?
What is his name, then?
Copy !req
186. - Bobblehead Kyle.
- Exactly.
Copy !req
187. All right. You just
hang tight here. I'm gonna
get the lay of the land.
Copy !req
188. What do people
even think you do here?
Copy !req
189. They think
I'm one of those HR guys
that walks around telling people
Copy !req
190. not to talk about
tits and ass at work,
Copy !req
191. but I do it in a fun,
irreverent way.
Copy !req
192. Hello. Wanna hear a joke?
Copy !req
193. Second-chance points.
You gotta limit
the second-chance points!
Copy !req
194. Ah, yes. Second chance.
Copy !req
195. A mere offensive rebound,
and fate begins anew.
Copy !req
196. Why the fuck are you telling me?
Copy !req
197. Get over there
and scare the demon out of Sean.
Copy !req
198. Yeah, I'm getting there.
But, I mean, if they don't
box out, this game's over.
Copy !req
199. - Oh, beautiful pass.
- Beautiful pass.
Copy !req
200. - That's what
I'm talking about.
- Nice! Good D. Solid.
Copy !req
201. - Yeah, very nice.
- Appreciate that.
Copy !req
202. And down it goes...
- Oh!
Copy !req
203. He's just watching
the fucking...
Copy !req
204. - Oy, demon guy.
Get the fuck on with it.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
205. All right.
Copy !req
206. Give me a minute, Charmaine!
This thing's down to the wire!
Copy !req
207. - What was that? Do it louder.
- All right.
Copy !req
208. - Charmaine, give me
a goddamn minute!
- All right. That's it.
Copy !req
209. All right, Mr. Demon Guy,
you can get up
and go back to the underworld.
Copy !req
210. A message
arises from the depths
of the sports center,
Copy !req
211. harbingering grim news
about the fate of Gonzaga.
Copy !req
212. Ay, ay. Stop. No spoilers.
I'm on a delay here. Hold on.
Copy !req
213. Who the fuck are you?
Copy !req
214. The souls of Gonzaga are doomed
Copy !req
215. to a fate worse
than eternal hellfire.
Copy !req
216. Banishment from
this year's tournament.
Copy !req
217. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What?
Copy !req
218. You might wanna
check your bracket, guy.
Gonzaga is out.
Copy !req
219. This is, like,
colossal bracket-busting upset.
Copy !req
220. You gotta see the highlights.
Copy !req
221. You better watch
your fucking mouth
'cause I got a lot of money
Copy !req
222. riding on this game.
Copy !req
223. - I... I...
- That money is gone, friend.
They lost.
Copy !req
224. Oh.
Copy !req
225. Yes. Watch him squirm
as the demon leaves his body.
Copy !req
226. What exactly is a Gonzaga?
Copy !req
227. I thought they were
the strongest team
in the tournament.
Copy !req
228. You know, they got a really good
group of 3-and-D players.
Copy !req
229. Pretty deep bench,
Copy !req
230. - but ball handle—
- I'm so sorry to interrupt,
Copy !req
231. but should we just,
I don't know, kill him?
Copy !req
232. - Yes, I second that.
- Right?
Copy !req
233. - Or get human ambulance, but...
- Whoa, whoa. No, no.
Copy !req
234. Call 911.
Copy !req
235. - Wow, look at Nadja.
- Uh-huh.
Copy !req
236. She's killing it.
You could learn a thing or two.
Copy !req
237. 911, I'm having
intrusive thoughts.
Copy !req
238. Could someone direct me
to the suicide hotline?
Copy !req
239. No.
Copy !req
240. She had 'em.
Copy !req
241. Uh, okay. So,
I've narrowed down our options.
Copy !req
242. We're gonna go for
the office loud laugher.
What you need to d—
Copy !req
243. That's Cindy.
Copy !req
244. Next option,
how about the repressed hothead?
Copy !req
245. - I don't even know what that is.
- You know, quiet guy,
Copy !req
246. but if you press
the wrong buttons,
Copy !req
247. goes from zero to 60
at the drop of a hat.
Copy !req
248. I'm not really the kinda guy
that yells at people.
Copy !req
249. No, that's the beauty of it.
Copy !req
250. The repressed hothead
only explodes
once every few weeks.
Copy !req
251. You'd spend the majority
of your time apologizing
to everyone
Copy !req
252. for your most recent outburst.
Copy !req
253. Oh, quarterly growth squad,
meeting's in five.
Copy !req
254. Let's do this thang.
Copy !req
255. Guillermo, you got
my PowerPoint slides?
Ma P.P. slides?
Copy !req
256. - Got your P.P. right in my hand.
- Okay.
Copy !req
257. Hey, maybe you could be, like,
the office piss guy.
Copy !req
258. - No.
- He's into piss?
Copy !req
259. Just stay here.
Copy !req
260. Okay, hothead it is.
Copy !req
261. We'll talk about it later.
Copy !req
262. - Guillermo, next slide, my man.
- Yes.
Copy !req
263. All right, so here we have
the projected growth numbers
for Q three,
Copy !req
264. and it's conservative,
but it's still looking
really good for 2.1%.
Copy !req
265. - Nice.
- Yeah, but it could
be nicer, right?
Copy !req
266. And if we get rowdy with it—
- I'll give you rowdy.
Copy !req
267. - Give it to me.
- We cut half the workforce.
Copy !req
268. I bet we could jack that up
to 2.2 maybe, maybe 2.3.
Copy !req
269. - You know what's cooler
than 2.1% growth?
- No.
Copy !req
270. - Two point three percent.
- Two point three!
Copy !req
271. Guillermo, You all right?
Copy !req
272. Yeah. All good.
Copy !req
273. Next slide, please.
Copy !req
274. Yep.
Copy !req
275. - Uh, Mr. de la Cruz?
- Do you know this guy?
Copy !req
276. - No.
- Sorry, everyone.
Copy !req
277. Uh, Mr. de la Cruz,
if I could have you
for a moment.
Copy !req
278. No, it can wait
till after the meeting.
Copy !req
279. Actually, it's pretty
time sensitive. I need to talk
to you just for a second.
Copy !req
280. - Okay.
- All right, quick.
Copy !req
281. Just two secs, boss.
Copy !req
282. - Who's this guy again?
- Can you take a look at that?
Copy !req
283. This is a lunch menu.
Copy !req
284. Yeah, I wanted to
get a head start
on tomorrow's order.
Copy !req
285. Are you fucking kidding me?
Copy !req
286. That's great. Go with it.
Copy !req
287. What the fuck, bro?
You come in here
and interrupt us?
Copy !req
288. - Okay.
- That's some fucking BS!
Copy !req
289. Snap.
Shit's getting real in here.
Copy !req
290. You want my order? Fine. Here.
Copy !req
291. Take my order. Get a pen ready
and write this down.
Copy !req
292. - Let's go.
- Damn.
Copy !req
293. I'll make sure
to go real slow for you, okay?
Copy !req
294. - Showtime.
- Let's go! Tell him!
Copy !req
295. I'm a stupid fucking idiot.
Copy !req
296. Whoa! Fuck!
Copy !req
297. Hey, security? Security?
Copy !req
298. My dear Sean. What have I done?
Copy !req
299. Move the rock.
Copy !req
300. Ah, Jesus Christ. Terrible pass.
Copy !req
301. - Lazy possession, come on!
- Protect the rock.
Copy !req
302. Laszlo,
if I may have a word.
Copy !req
303. Respectfully, do you not think
that it is perhaps time
for you to let Sean...
Copy !req
304. - Bullshit call.
- How do I put this?
Copy !req
305. - Die?
- How dare you?
Copy !req
306. Humans, they get hurt
and then they die.
Copy !req
307. They are just temporary.
Copy !req
308. No human is special.
Not even your Seanie.
Copy !req
309. My Seanie is special.
Copy !req
310. Ah! Finally.
A fellow man of science.
Copy !req
311. - May I humbly offer you
my diagnosis?
- Well, uh—
Copy !req
312. My friend Sean here,
he had a demon in him
Copy !req
313. and his possession
has sent him into,
Copy !req
314. what they call
in the medical profession,
Copy !req
315. a real fucking shitstorm.
Copy !req
316. - We all have WebMD now,
don't we?
- Yes.
Copy !req
317. Well, it wasn't a heart attack,
if that's what
you're referring to.
Copy !req
318. The technical term is a non-ST
elevation myocardial infarction.
Copy !req
319. - Did he say "fuck Sean"?
- I did not say that.
It's an "infarction."
Copy !req
320. - You just said it again.
- It's just
a minor heart incident.
Copy !req
321. Tomato, tomato.
Copy !req
322. Right. Well, next time,
he may not be so lucky.
Copy !req
323. Your friend's blood pressure
is very high.
Copy !req
324. I'd recommend starting
with diet and exercise.
Copy !req
325. Well,
don't you worry about a thing.
Copy !req
326. Under my supervision,
I'll have Sean back
to rude health.
Copy !req
327. - Great.
- Oh, fuck.
Copy !req
328. Oh, shit. Come on.
Copy !req
329. That is that.
Copy !req
330. With the Wildcats out,
I shall join my bracket in hell.
Copy !req
331. Now I begin the journey
back to the eternal hellfire
from whence I came.
Copy !req
332. - See ya.
- Bye then.
Copy !req
333. I like that guy.
Copy !req
334. Did anyone else expect
his journey back to hell
to be a little cooler?
Copy !req
335. - Very much so.
- Hmm.
Copy !req
336. Oh.
Copy !req
337. Ah.
Copy !req
338. There it is.
Copy !req
339. I really am sorry.
Copy !req
340. I-I saw this look in your eyes
and I thought you were
gonna punch me.
Copy !req
341. - Yeah, well, I wasn't.
- We can work with this though.
Copy !req
342. Guy getting punched
in the face at the office.
Copy !req
343. That's a pretty cool identity.
Copy !req
344. Stop! Just stop.
Copy !req
345. Is everyone looking at us?
Copy !req
346. Yeah. Yeah,
they're all looking at us.
Copy !req
347. Great. Come out with me
and follow my lead, okay?
Copy !req
348. - Okay.
- All right.
Copy !req
349. Yeah. Keep an eye
on the situation—
Copy !req
350. Can I have
everyone's attention, please?
Copy !req
351. Earlier in the conference room,
Copy !req
352. a lot of you witnessed
my colleague Colin...
Copy !req
353. Hello.
Copy !req
354. display behavior
that was wildly unacceptable.
Copy !req
355. But I ask that we show
Colin some grace.
Copy !req
356. We don't know
what's going on in his life.
Copy !req
357. We don't know the kind of day
that he's having.
Copy !req
358. And that's why mental health
is so important.
Copy !req
359. Hey, hey! What the fuck
are you doing, man?
Copy !req
360. Yeah. So I may have accidentally
punched Guillermo again...
Copy !req
361. - Go Colin!
- ... and again...
Copy !req
362. - Break it up!
- ... and again and again.
Copy !req
363. I kind of lost track.
Copy !req
364. - Stop.
- Yes, Collin.
Copy !req
365. Why did I punch Guillermo?
Copy !req
366. I-I gotta be honest,
I-I don't know.
Copy !req
367. Uh, your guess
is as good as mine.
Copy !req
368. Don't you fucking step to me!
Copy !req
369. - Don't you step to me!
- Get him out of here!
Copy !req
370. Hello. I would like to report
an ass kicking.
Copy !req
371. I will say though.
Felt effin' fantastic.
Copy !req
372. Now, don't you worry
about a thing, Sean.
Copy !req
373. I shall be right by your side
every step of your road
to recovery.
Copy !req
374. I won't ask you to do a thing
I wouldn't do myself.
Copy !req
375. - We're a team.
- All due respect, Laz,
Copy !req
376. I feel like we're kind of
jumping into the deep end here,
you know?
Copy !req
377. How about we ditch
these stupid treadmills,
Copy !req
378. head over to Jersey Mike's,
Copy !req
379. set up a diet and exercise plan,
Copy !req
380. maybe order a footlong
while we're at it?
Copy !req
381. The good times can wait.
Copy !req
382. You know, in another life,
I think I'd be a good host.
Copy !req
383. You know, like,
daytime stuff, I think?
Copy !req
384. - Definitely.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
385. Back in Al Quolanudar,
Copy !req
386. when a fellow warrior
would fall on the battlefield,
Copy !req
387. the honorable thing to do
would be to take care
of that man's wife
Copy !req
388. until he got back on his feet.
Copy !req
389. And so, as Sean heals,
I am here for Charmaine.
Copy !req
390. Taking out the garbage.
Copy !req
391. Washing up.
Copy !req
392. You're welcome.
Copy !req
393. Fixing what needs fixing.
Copy !req
394. Oh.
Copy !req
395. Watching what she likes
on the television,
Copy !req
396. which is mostly
humans falling over...
Copy !req
397. Wipeout!
Copy !req
398. which is considered peak TV.
Copy !req
399. Because you take one peek,
and you love it.
Copy !req
400. Do I like Nandor?
Copy !req
401. I mean, yeah, sure.
Copy !req
402. I feel bad for the guy.
He's a little slow.
Copy !req
403. Wipeout!
Copy !req
404. I mean, that's why
you guys are making this, right?
Copy !req
405. A documentary about a slow guy?
Copy !req
406. Wipeout!
Copy !req
407. So, Nandor, is there
someone special in your life?
Copy !req
408. There is someone
I never had feelings for,
Copy !req
409. but then, very recently,
I have seen in a new light.
Copy !req
410. - Hmm.
- And this is given rise
to feelings I...
Copy !req
411. I do not understand.
Copy !req
412. Well, does she know
how you feel?
Copy !req
413. Honestly, Charmaine,
I do not even know how I feel.
Copy !req
414. - Well, you should tell her.
- I should tell no one!
Copy !req
415. - Can you keep
this secret, Charmaine?
- Mm-hmm.
Copy !req
416. Good, because if you don't,
I'll kill you in your sleep.
Copy !req
417. Okay, mum's the word.
Copy !req
418. I know this is going to hurt,
but pain is just weakness
leaving the body.
Copy !req
419. Is pain also
piss leaving the body?
Copy !req
420. 'Cause I think I pained
my shorts a little.
Copy !req
421. Come on, Sean. Harder. Faster.
You love to ball. Prove it.
Copy !req
422. Fucking stop!
Copy !req
423. That wasn't that bad.
Copy !req
424. How do I stop it?
Copy !req
425. Yeah. That's the stuff.
Copy !req
426. Ow. Nandor, have you ever
done this before?
Copy !req
427. No.
Copy !req
428. Hey, Laszlo. What?
I'll be right there.
Copy !req
429. Is everything okay?
Copy !req
430. Sean had another heart attack!
Copy !req
431. Oh, no. We must definitely
do something about that...
Copy !req
432. - Come on.
- ... after this episode
of Love Island.
Copy !req
433. We go bye-bye now. Come on!
Copy !req
434. Sorry I pushed you
so hard, Sean.
Copy !req
435. I tried to extend your pathetic,
short human life.
Copy !req
436. Now I realize I should
just cherish the time we have.
Copy !req
437. Hey, listen, Char, can you give
Laz and I a moment here?
Copy !req
438. - Really?
- Yeah. You and Nandor
go take a lap.
Copy !req
439. - You okay over there, Nandor?
- Hmm?
Copy !req
440. - You wanna go get a snack?
- Sure.
Copy !req
441. Yeah, let's get this
off your hands, okay?
Copy !req
442. - So, what's
on your mind, Seanie?
- Yeah.
Copy !req
443. Look, Laz. My pop died young.
Copy !req
444. My gramps died young.
Copy !req
445. I'm probably gonna die young.
Copy !req
446. Yeah, yeah. It's all right.
Copy !req
447. There's nothing
I can do about it.
Copy !req
448. There's nothing
that you can do about it either.
Copy !req
449. It's a cruel, cruel world.
Copy !req
450. Oh, no, don't be down.
Copy !req
451. It's actually a good thing.
Copy !req
452. Knowing that my life is short
makes me savor every moment.
Copy !req
453. I might not be here for long.
Copy !req
454. But while I am,
Copy !req
455. I'm gonna live life
to the fullest.
Copy !req
456. To the fullest!
Copy !req
457. On to more important matters,
Copy !req
458. you talk to that guy Mike
about the thing?
Copy !req
459. Yes.
Copy !req
460. Where the hell is Charmaine?
I gotta get this down quick.
Copy !req
461. Yeah.
Copy !req
462. I can't get it in fast enough.
Copy !req
463. I can see that.
Copy !req
464. So sorry, Guillermo.
I'm just getting a call
from my doctor.
Copy !req
465. That's enough. Give me that.
Copy !req
466. - That's gross. Give me that.
- No! Doctor,
there's a monkey trying
Copy !req
467. - to steal my phone!
- Give it to me!
Copy !req
468. Guillermo, can I grab you
for a sec?
Copy !req
469. Great.
Copy !req
470. - Come on in. Take a seat.
- Okay.
Copy !req
471. Hey, and, uh, close the door
behind you, please.
Copy !req
472. Okay.
Copy !req
473. - About yesterday—
- Yes. I'm so sorry
about the commotion.
Copy !req
474. It'll never happen again.
Copy !req
475. Just... I understand the optics
of the situation are not great, okay?
Copy !req
476. Gay POC beat up
by a white guy who's bald
on top of everything else.
Copy !req
477. I'm not sure being bald
makes it worse, but...
Copy !req
478. We just never want a situation
where an employee feels unsafe.
Copy !req
479. - Yeah.
- So unsafe that they feel
Copy !req
480. like they need to
talk to a lawyer.
Copy !req
481. Yeah.
Copy !req
482. Oh. You think
I'm gonna sue the company?
Copy !req
483. Hey,
calm down, all right?
Copy !req
484. - Those are your words, not mine.
- Sorry. Yes.
Copy !req
485. But seriously, are you?
You can tell me.
Copy !req
486. - What are we doing here?
- No. No.
Copy !req
487. I'm not gonna sue
the company, no.
Copy !req
488. I knew there was something
special about you, hombre.
Copy !req
489. Makes me think—
You know, cone of silence here—
Copy !req
490. There are some things happening
at Cannon that you could be
very helpful with.
Copy !req
491. - Oh, anything.
- Some legal gray areas,
SEC-wise.
Copy !req
492. - You feel me, bruh?
- Yeah. SEC-wise.
Copy !req
493. It's nothing bad. It's just some
corporate red tape bullshit.
Copy !req
494. Kinda wanna look the other way
Copy !req
495. so we can get back
to doing good business.
Copy !req
496. - Yeah.
- That sound like
something you can handle?
Copy !req
497. - Yes.
- Well, all right.
Copy !req
498. At my last job,
I had to keep a lot of secrets.
Copy !req
499. All right. Yeah.
Tight as a vault, right?
Copy !req
500. In fact, that's what
I'm gonna call you now.
The Vault.
Copy !req
501. - The Tight Vault?
- Just the Vault.
Copy !req
502. Colin beating the shit out of me
Copy !req
503. was probably the best thing
that ever happened to me.
Copy !req
504. So I guess that's my thing?
Copy !req
505. - Definitely.
- That's amazing.
Copy !req
506. I finally
have an identity.
Copy !req
507. Maybe keep it between us
Copy !req
508. how much I brought up
your race and your sexuality
in this meeting.
Copy !req
509. - I am the Vault, aren't I?
- Hey, my guy!
Copy !req
510. I'm trustworthy. I'm strong.
Copy !req
511. - Now, back to work.
- Yeah.
Copy !req
512. I'm the Tight Vault.
Copy !req
513. Just the Vault.
Copy !req
514. playing]
Copy !req
515. I'm going to invite The Guide
to watch Wipeout with me.
Copy !req
516. No pressure. I mean, we can
just be friends watching TV,
Copy !req
517. or we can make out.
Copy !req
518. We'll see how it goes.
Copy !req
519. Oh, Jerry.
Copy !req
520. Hey. Are those for me?
Copy !req
521. Yes.
Copy !req
522. Are you gonna...
Copy !req
523. Sure. Right.
Copy !req
524. Fuck it.
Copy !req