1. But one might ask,
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first thought, best thought.
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will this presentation take?
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midway through,
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Terribly sorry, Jerry.
I must take this.
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I'll be straight back,
I promise.
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you're not holding a telephone.
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of this mobile.
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- Yes.
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- Wake up.
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have a 9:00 p.m. on the books.
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thank you so much.
- Yes.
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domination seriously this time.
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- We are, Jerry.
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- Just not right now.
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to the ghost doll
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- Right.
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from the top?
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at Cannon Capital Strategies.
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the filthy wheels of commerce
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of corporate America,
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secretly helping Guillermo rise
through the ranks here.
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and beyond at times
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Oh, my God, he's choking.
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really appreciate Guillermo.
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- Nice.
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- Yes.
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- Yes.
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they are coming around.
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a big announcement
in 15 minutes.
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like the little piss king
of everything now?
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No rest for the wicked.
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really well for me here.
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an important part of the team
is refreshment for my spirits.
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Al-Quolanudarian folktale
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who was secretly a prince.
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gonna be very surprised to learn
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their hangover vomit
from wastepaper bins
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a very powerful warrior.
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on the toilet seat again.
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Hancock and Sons. Yeah!
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that is synonymous
with classic American style,
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out the ass.
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- No, it's just a stellar,
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to the motherfucking
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- Oh, no!
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- You, you!
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- Yeah!
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- Business!
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- Back to work, every—
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Congratulations.
- You ready for those...
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- Yeah!
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- So, basically,
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the Hancock and Sons name
to the highest bidder
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super cheap in Asia,
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for a third-world kid.
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that we close down in the US
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into, like, drug clinics.
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if you think about it.
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- Yes, master...
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- Hey. Oh...
I didn't know you were on film.
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at Gage and Tollner?
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89. Yeah, you got it.
7:30, window seat.
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I'm gonna actually need you
to make that 8:00.
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- And I may not go at all.
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- So make a note.
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- Hey, level up, bro.
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- There it is.
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We fist...
- No? Sorry. Yeah.
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is partner material.
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- What? No.
It's easy when you have
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- Shut the fuck up!
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he's quite the dealmaker.
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- So I kind of see him now
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What the fuck is that?
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nothing I'm not used to.
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- Yep?
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you're kind of friendly with?
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in everyone's face all the time?
Andy?
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- Yeah. I don't know him.
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of a bitch comes in my office
to empty the trash...
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- ... he starts up
a ten-minute conversation.
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- No, no. Fire him.
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We should, uh, try him out
on the road.
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at a quinceañera or something.
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created for shit work,
and shit work it will do.
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- Laszlo?
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Tell him I'll be right up.
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so much more
than just shit work.
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See you later.
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- Seanay!
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Welcome to the laundry room.
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and piss.
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an organic detergent.
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137. It's cool. Cool.
So you guys still work
at the railroad, right?
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Yeah, I work at the railroad.
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we've had to tell Sean
that we work at the railroad.
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the rather odd hours we keep.
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doesn't ask questions,
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because we don't know dick
about the railroad.
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It's a pretty cool job.
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what you would call curious.
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from the TSA.
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about asking
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maybe I could get an interview
with the railroad.
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you got it.
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- Yeah.
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- Anything for a friend.
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I've ever had in my life.
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right now.
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- We don't actually work
at the railroad.
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so he forgets
about the interview.
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He's almost brain-dead.
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from his elbow.
I mean, he really is stupid.
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I can't let him down.
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one of the buttons, Sean.
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- Yeah.
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at Modus for Friday night.
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steaks with the whole team.
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- Really?
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You're special to me, ding-dong.
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- Look at that smile.
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is he still doing here?
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I haven't got around to—
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I need to know, like, right now.
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and Southwestern Railroad.
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several ways
out of our Sean dilemma,
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the simplest plan was the best,
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an entire corporate office floor
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to pretend they're working
at a railroad office.
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we're gonna need more phones.
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Derryberry.
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in an office romance.
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I wanna really feel the tension.
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You're lucky to even be here.
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at the railroad.
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Sometimes you look at a map.
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for some workmen's comp
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on your big butts.
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of a railroad worker.
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What is cracking, my friend?
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climbing up that ladder.
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- I do.
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in the friendship department.
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to tell you—
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Do tell.
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to tell you—
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that he thinks you should...
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with the background.
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- Kinda be more invisible.
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my natural air of cold command.
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cast a long shadow.
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- Thank you for the advice,
Guillermo.
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in moving units.
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- That's big.
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They run on electric or diesel?
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and I'll throw in some steam.
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- Strictly nocturnal.
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for my interview
with the railroad tomorrow.
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my Velvet King?
- If you must.
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and wife business, you know.
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Go over my resume.
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There is no railroad.
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just the office.
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an interview,
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he'll be getting jobs
left, right and Chelsea.
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working at Kinko's.
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to have a friend
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generous in his brains
as he is in his knickers.
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or something?
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256. Of course I will miss
the easy camaraderie
of an office environment.
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of powerful men.
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258. - What's up, gangsta?
- What's up? What!
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260. - You all good, man?
- What's he doing?
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- I'll see ya.
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of when I was a warlord.
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266. I would always discourage
nonsexual fraternization
amongst the men.
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of a busy office.
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just the night shift?
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269. Well, here at the railroad,
we like to keep rolling.
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- I'm ready
as I'll ever be.
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I'd like to say hi to Nandor
while I'm here, you know.
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273. Yeah, I don't think
that'll be possible.
He's very busy at the moment.
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274. There he is.
Now, we'll just move on in here.
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275. - Oh, yeah.
- You're about to meet Mr. Smith.
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276. Now, he's a tough nut to crack,
a man of few words.
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- Yeah.
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to leave that office,
then get out of the office.
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- You got it.
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281. - Oh, why it's Laszlo and Sean.
- Yes.
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282. Mr. Smith, this is the man
we were telling you about.
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283. Sean Rinaldi, meet Greg Smith,
president of the SISR.
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over the weekend.
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287. Greeting.
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for the opportunity.
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that's an interesting grip, huh?
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to kill two cats with one arrow,
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that he's a smart, cool dude.
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a team player.
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299. I will hold you responsible
if today turns into carnage.
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- It might.
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and Southwestern Rail
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of transportation.
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- Hmm?
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Where do you even come from?
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I'm from Staten Island,
but I was raised in the Bronx.
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the mail cart two weeks ago,
and now you're an analyst?
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what the fuck's up with that?
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311. Well, a junior analyst,
but yeah, guess I'm pretty good
at my job.
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more like it.
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314. No, no.
But seriously, bro, Jordan,
he thinks you're the shit, man.
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- That's right.
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"Not my problem."
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you know you want it. Let's go!
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Bring 'em around.
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325. - Wow, dude.
- Yeah.
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I wanna get this off my chest.
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then we'll go back
to the partying.
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at this table,
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be here in a couple of months.
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Because of performance levels.
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I love this group so much.
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335. - Pussy.
- I will knock you out, motherfucker.
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336. Shut the fuck up.
Trying to get through this.
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337. You know, this isn't something
I'm comfortable doing,
being nice.
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You guys work so damn hard.
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about me,
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I do here is for my wife
and my kids, right?
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341. And having said that, fuck 'em.
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342. This is my fucking family,
right here!
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Get the fuck up here.
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Guillermo de la fucking Cruz.
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stays late.
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never complains.
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Welcome to the family,
my brother.
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349. Let's hear it for Guillermo!
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but that is the look
all generals have
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the enlisted men carrying on.
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that I keep my distance.
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any more of your time,
Mr. Smith,
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in the power of rail.
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of this great country,
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that I think I make a great fit.
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I'm a fool—
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made the joke.
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than get freight A to B point.
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for money profit.
- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
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than just grunt work.
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actually supposed to hire Sean.
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do I get off?
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But he didn't kill anyone.
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a vice president.
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380. What? I think Sean will make
a fantastic vice president.
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382. Yeah.
I couldn't agree more, Monster.
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and he's incredibly charismatic.
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for being so good.
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386. "Motherfuckers"? Shouldn't you
be shitting in your shed?
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387. No. Me and Jordan
and the LBO team went out
for steak...
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388. - Ugh.
- ... because we closed
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390. Oh, Hancock and Sons.
That's a quality shirt.
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for the brand and the land.
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can go fuck itself.
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- No, no. Not fuck itself.
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395. Like Jordan said, this is
a net positive for the consumer
to get a cheaper product.
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396. That is just a nice way
of saying
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397. that you get rich off the bones
of the old workers.
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398. You don't know
what you're talking about.
You know why?
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399. Because you are not on the team.
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400. Bitch, I am the team.
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401. I built you up from a nobody
in the mail room.
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402. I was told at my onboarding
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403. that nobody is a nobody
at Cannon Capital Strategies.
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404. It is not right that this
insolent little shed-dweller
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to be better than me.
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406. Whatever, Nadja, 'kay?
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407. Yeah, maybe you did help me
get a few steps ahead.
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408. But you know what?
You're not that great.
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409. In fact, that whole office
is made up
of tiny little shed-dwellers.
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410. Jordan loves me
because I crush it,
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411. and you're all sitting around
with your dicks in your hands.
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412. Why not? It's our house.
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413. Those pencil dicks
will rue the day
they ever overlooked me.
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414. Okay.
So let's wait for their counter,
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415. but be prepared
to be very aggressive with them,
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416. because I've seen this before.
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417. - Okay?
- Yeah.
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418. What else do we have
on the agenda?
I know there's some more—
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419. Which of you sons of bitches
wants to live in a mansion?
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420. Yeah, I think you're
in the wrong meeting
there, Elvira.
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421. - Okay? This is the LBO team.
- Sorry.
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422. I thought this was the team
with dicks so big
they wiped the floors.
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423. But if you're too busy
sucking each other off,
I can go elsewhere.
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424. Hang on. I'll bite.
Before I fire you.
What do you... What do you got?
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425. Do you like trains?
'Cause I know your mom does.
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426. And this is too big
even for her wide-set legs.
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427. Staten Island
and Southwestern Railroad,
absolutely creaming with assets.
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428. - Open season.
- Yeah,
this might be something.
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429. Well, how's it feel?
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430. Like I belong, right?
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431. What do I do now?
Call a meeting?
Make a spreadsheet?
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432. The world's your oyster.
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433. You're higher up
on the org chart than we are.
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434. - I am?
- Oh, yeah. You're a VP.
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435. Laszlo's
a deputy senior director,
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436. and I'm
a, uh, railroad consultant.
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437. - Marone.
That's a lot of responsibility.
- Yeah.
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438. We should do something official.
Let's go check out the trains.
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439. That's a great idea.
Let's go
and check out the trains.
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440. - There are no trains.
- I know that.
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441. I just don't wanna
disappoint Sean.
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442. Maybe we can tell him
the trains were stolen?
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443. He's not gonna believe
a preposterous lie like that.
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444. Wait a minute.
What's Nadja doing here?
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445. Well, here we are.
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446. You can see for yourself
how active and alive
and real it is.
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447. Ah, my darling.
What a pleasant surprise.
Who are your guests?
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448. Uh, us business banker types
are very interested in
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449. the Staten Island
Southwestern Railway
with a view to purchase.
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450. Am I right, my guys?
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451. I'm so sorry. Is this a joke?
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452. - What are you even pointing at?
- What?
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453. There's nothing
even on this paper.
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454. And on the other side it just
says train over and over again.
You see that?
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455. This computer is fake.
It's made of plastic.
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456. Is this a fucking prank
or something?
Is this a prank show?
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457. - Are you fucking with us?
- 'Cause that would be funny.
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458. No, no. No.
This is actually a tremendous,
good business deal.
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459. Very ruthless stuff.
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460. And we're gonna
be drunk on gold.
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461. It's all right, my darling.
They've sussed it.
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462. The office is bullshit.
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463. It was done just for the benefit
of my friend, Sean.
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464. - Well, that explains it.
- Sean.
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465. Yeah, and who the fuck is Sean?
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466. Sean is my best friend.
He means everything to me.
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467. So you brought us
to Staten Island
for some straight bullshit?
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468. Pretty much, yeah.
And it'd be great
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470. - He's a nice guy.
- Yeah, I don't think so.
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471. This is fucking mental.
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472. - Jordan is gonna be so pissed.
- I don't care about Jordan!
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473. My husband spent $3,000
on this place.
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474. It was actually $3,500.
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475. Hold up.
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476. - This whole floor went
for 35 hundo?
- Only for the month.
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477. Shit. That's way below
market value,
even in Staten Island.
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478. - Got eyes on that market, guys.
- That's good.
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479. - That's crazy.
- They're probably part
of a family trust
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480. where they all hate each other
and wanna cash out.
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481. This is a family in crisis.
Let's go.
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482. Yes. Fuck yeah. Yes. Yes.
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483. Even though there was
no railroad, the real estate
was very "undervalued."
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484. Yeah.
Plus, that real estate girl
I've been fucking,
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485. she told me Staten Island,
it's the new Bushwick.
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486. Yes!
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487. I may not know
what any of that means,
but it makes no difference.
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488. I still made it happen.
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489. Good work.
Let's go, Magda.
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490. You might've
just saved your job. Yeah.
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491. My darling wife Nadja
not only proved her mettle
with the financiers,
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492. but she also solved
the Sean dilemma.
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493. He got a job at the railroad.
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494. - Come and take a walk with me.
- Yeah.
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495. The railroad went under
as railroads often do.
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496. - Are you fucking kidding me?
- Beyond my control.
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497. I'm taking my train,
which my grandpa gave me.
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498. This place doesn't deserve me.
I'm leaving.
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499. So do me a favor. When you're
putting those decks together,
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500. I just want you to double check
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501. to make sure
all the valuation spreads
are...
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502. What the fuck, dude?
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503. I thought I told you to fire
that weird janitor.
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504. - Yeah. No. I know, but—
- I don't wanna hear it, okay?
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505. Just get it done.
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506. I don't wanna fire Nandor.
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507. But it's like Jordan said,
it's about being the right fit.
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508. Fuck.
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509. And maybe that's what we were.
Or weren't.
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510. Nandor couldn't
make me a vampire,
and I can't make him a janitor.
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511. Okay. This is why
they pay you the money.
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512. Nandor, hey. Busy?
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513. Um, just doing
some light cleaning.
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514. Please, take a seat.
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515. Great.
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516. It feels good
to take some weight
off the old tootsies.
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517. - Yeah. A break is good.
- What is cracking?
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518. - You know. Same old, same old.
- Mmm.
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519. You know, I noticed
that Jordan is starting to show
a real special confidence
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520. in you, Guillermo,
and he's wise to do so.
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521. - Thank you.
- I mean it.
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522. I think you will
do very well here.
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523. - I think so too. Which is why—
- I'm proud of you.
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524. Okay. You know, there's
no easy way of saying this,
so I'm just gonna say it.
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525. Say what?
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526. That we, as a company,
need to downsize.
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527. Downsize. What is downsize?
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528. - Sounds exciting.
- Nah.
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529. It's when you have
to let people go.
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530. It's not Jimmy, is it?
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531. No, it's not Jimmy.
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532. Whew.
Jimmy is my number one bro.
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533. No, I'm telling you
because you're the one
that we have to let go.
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534. You're firing me?
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535. Yes, but if you think about it,
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536. it's the best thing
that could ever happen to you.
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537. I just want you to know
that it was not my decision.
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538. It's fine. I'll just, um...
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539. I'm so sorry.
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541. Good luck, Nandor.
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543. You know what, I'm great.
It's been a positive experience.
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544. Guillermo,
he's like a baby bird,
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545. like a little falcon looking
for his first bit of prey.
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546. He has to prove himself.
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547. So, no, I am in no way,
shape or form humiliated
by the fact that I have
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by my former...
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549. You know what? I...
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553. I said please!
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554. I'll always treasure
my brief time at the railroad.
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556. I came away from it knowing
that I got value.
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557. Fuck, fuck.
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558. Sean Rinaldi is a hot commodity.
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559. Wish me luck.
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560. You know which way
to the Sean Rinaldi interview?
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561. I mean, I'm still seeking
similar VP positions
in the transportation sector,
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562. but till one of those
comes along,
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563. I'm gonna keep my hand in
right here at TaskRabbit.
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is gonna be okay.
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