1. Good evening, New Yorkers,Copy !req
2. and welcome to
Channel 8 News, Live at 7:00.Copy !req
3. - I'm Ted Spinelli.
- And I'm Lisa Lipton.Copy !req
4. A big day in news across the city,Copy !req
5. but we begin in Staten Island,Copy !req
6. where a water main break
in the West New Brighton neighborhoodCopy !req
7. left the streets looking more like rivers.Copy !req
8. Joanna Roscoe
is live from Staten Island now.Copy !req
9. That's right, Lisa.Copy !req
10. This was the scene just hours agoCopy !req
11. on what is usually considered
a quiet residential street.Copy !req
12. Now, as you can see behind me,Copy !req
13. city workers have managed to stopCopy !req
14. the street-level flooding,Copy !req
15. but underground flooding
still remains a concern.Copy !req
16. Oh, boy. That means a messy commute homeCopy !req
17. for a few Staten Islanders, right, Joanna?Copy !req
18. Yeah, it sure does.Copy !req
19. Now I am here with a local residentCopy !req
20. who has been
watching the situation closely.Copy !req
21. His name is Nandor...Copy !req
22. Nandor the Relentless.Copy !req
23. Nandor De Laurentis.Copy !req
24. Now, Nandor, you live
in this neighborhood, correct?Copy !req
25. Yes, that's right, Joanna, I do.Copy !req
26. In that house just over there.Copy !req
27. With my friends. It's fun.Copy !req
28. Great.Copy !req
29. And as I understand,
you were on the streetCopy !req
30. when the water main broke.
Can you tell us about that?Copy !req
31. Yes, I can, Joanna.Copy !req
32. I was going for my evening stroll,Copy !req
33. which I do for my mental healthCopy !req
34. as well as for my physical health,Copy !req
35. and then, all of a sudden, crash!Copy !req
36. Burst!Copy !req
37. Water, it shootsCopy !req
38. into the air, and then, like,Copy !req
39. all over the street.Copy !req
40. Now, Nandor, have you seen an incidentCopy !req
41. in this area like this before?Copy !req
42. Not since the great flood in 1892, Joanna.Copy !req
43. That was a big boy.Copy !req
44. 1892.Copy !req
45. Oh, silly me. Not... not 1892.Copy !req
46. 1992.Copy !req
47. Yeah, I was gonna say, uh, 1892?Copy !req
48. Give me this guy's skin care secrets.Copy !req
49. Because 1892 was a year that was notCopy !req
50. in my, uh, human lifespan,Copy !req
51. but 1992 most definitely was.Copy !req
52. It's 2023 now...Copy !req
53. - Right.
- ... and it was 1992 then.Copy !req
54. And I have been living in Staten IslandCopy !req
55. for many centuries.Copy !req
56. Many centuries.Copy !req
57. Well, it looks like we have discoveredCopy !req
58. the secret to eternal life.Copy !req
59. Now, I do have a...Copy !req
60. Well, Ted and Lisa, I will be here,Copy !req
61. on the ground, monitoring the situationCopy !req
62. as it develops. Back to you.Copy !req
63. Oh, shitty shit. I fucked it.Copy !req
64. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.Copy !req
65. From the diaphragm.Copy !req
66. Shit, shit, shit, shit, shit.Copy !req
67. Guillermo!Copy !req
68. Gizmo is not here.Copy !req
69. Colin Robinson, turn on the television.Copy !req
70. Channel 8.Copy !req
71. Your arms broken?Copy !req
72. Please!Copy !req
73. All right.Copy !req
74. This is go...Copy !req
75. But there is some worry that...Copy !req
76. Huh.Copy !req
77. That's our street. Huh. Well, that's neat.Copy !req
78. That is not neat.Copy !req
79. I may have committedCopy !req
80. an unforgivable and irreversible blunder.Copy !req
81. Okay, Nandor,
don't get your knickers in a twist.Copy !req
82. I-I accidentally told this Joanna RoscoeCopy !req
83. that we have lived in this street
for many centuries.Copy !req
84. You did what?Copy !req
85. And now she and all of the viewersCopy !req
86. of Channel 8 News Live at 7:00Copy !req
87. know that we are vampires.Copy !req
88. And now—Copy !req
89. And now all of the humans are going toCopy !req
90. drive us out of Staten IslandCopy !req
91. like they drove us out of the Old Country.Copy !req
92. Alea iacta est.Copy !req
93. Game over.Copy !req
94. No, no!Copy !req
95. This time, we fight!Copy !req
96. This is our last stand!Copy !req
97. - Who's with me?
- Me!Copy !req
98. Silence!Copy !req
99. I have a plan.Copy !req
100. I think we should kill Joanna Roscoe.Copy !req
101. And what would that solve?Copy !req
102. Do you have any better ideas?Copy !req
103. Where is Guillermo?Copy !req
104. So, yeah, tonight's kind of a farewell,Copy !req
105. goodbye dinner for me and my mom.Copy !req
106. She doesn't know that it's a goodbye,Copy !req
107. but when I become a full vampire,Copy !req
108. it won't be safe for my family,Copy !req
109. or for me becauseCopy !req
110. they are vampire killers,Copy !req
111. and I'll be a vampire.Copy !req
112. It's kind of heavy, actually,Copy !req
113. if you think about it.Copy !req
114. No one imagines they'll have to sayCopy !req
115. a final goodbye to their mom, but...Copy !req
116. here we are.Copy !req
117. Mami.Copy !req
118. Oh. Oh, everyone's here.
I thought it was just goingCopy !req
119. - to be you and me.
- Hi.Copy !req
120. Oh, Tía. Wow, you're also here.Copy !req
121. You hungry? You hungry?Copy !req
122. Hey, Memo.Copy !req
123. These guys are still
doing that documentaryCopy !req
124. on losers who work at the railroad, huh?Copy !req
125. - All right.
- Ah, I'm just playing.Copy !req
126. - Okay.
- Hey, we're putting my tía'sCopy !req
127. - gifts right there.
- Hmm?Copy !req
128. The gifts.Copy !req
129. Wait, you didn't bring a gift
for your own mama's birthday?Copy !req
130. So, funny thing.Copy !req
131. In the middle of, uh,Copy !req
132. making it a big day about me,Copy !req
133. I totally forgot that
it's a big day for her.Copy !req
134. It's her birthday,Copy !req
135. but birthday or no, I need to do this.Copy !req
136. Mami, Mami.Copy !req
137. Can I talk to you in private, please?Copy !req
138. local resident Nandor,
who has some insights.Copy !req
139. part of a pattern
of local infrastructure failures?Copy !req
140. Yes, Joanna. If I may...Copy !req
141. To the millions and millions of viewersCopy !req
142. of Channel 8 News Live at 7:00,Copy !req
143. you will forget...Copy !req
144. Apologies to Joanna
and Mr. De Laurentis,Copy !req
145. but we have some breaking news.Copy !req
146. The National Weather Service has announcedCopy !req
147. a severe thunderstorm warning
for the city.Copy !req
148. We now go to meteorologist
Heather Dupont...Copy !req
149. I leave the house
for one fucking minute...Copy !req
150. Memo!Copy !req
151. It's not a big deal,
as long as they just...Copy !req
152. answer the fucking phone.Copy !req
153. Fucking hell.Copy !req
154. Damn!Copy !req
155. Look out, look out!Copy !req
156. Oh, fuck this. Ah!Copy !req
157. - Should I answer that?
- Announcement.Copy !req
158. After methodical analysis, I have decidedCopy !req
159. that it is not a good ideaCopy !req
160. to kill Joanna Roscoe.Copy !req
161. No shit, you human fart.Copy !req
162. Now, help me booby-trap the staircase.Copy !req
163. Maybe I should just take it off the hook?Copy !req
164. Hello?Copy !req
165. Colin Robinson,
now is not the time for decorating.Copy !req
166. Get your fucking go-bag.Copy !req
167. Vampires must alwaysCopy !req
168. be prepared to skip out of townCopy !req
169. at a moment's notice.Copy !req
170. I have been chased out of five, maybe sixCopy !req
171. villages over the course
of my vampiric life,Copy !req
172. and believe me, you don't want to beCopy !req
173. caught out there fleeing
with only the clothes on your back,Copy !req
174. sleeping at the bottom of a cold well,Copy !req
175. sucking on the throats
of the mountain goatsCopy !req
176. you once called your brothers.Copy !req
177. No. So, what was the first thing I didCopy !req
178. when I moved to Staten Island?Copy !req
179. I made the go-bags.Copy !req
180. I have decided on a multi-part plan.Copy !req
181. The first part of which:Copy !req
182. Kidnap Joanna Roscoe.Copy !req
183. And how is that going to help?Copy !req
184. Takes us to step two.Copy !req
185. Everybody,Copy !req
186. in your go-bags you will findCopy !req
187. your emergency fleeing checklist.Copy !req
188. Okay.Copy !req
189. "Ancestral soils."Copy !req
190. Check.Copy !req
191. "Three days' supply of blood."Copy !req
192. Eh... Oof.Copy !req
193. A little bit rank, but check.Copy !req
194. "Memorize new identity."Copy !req
195. "Oh, hello.Copy !req
196. "My name is Sally Rhubarb.Copy !req
197. "I am a blonde girl from a large farm,Copy !req
198. and my blackberry pie
wins every year at the county fair."Copy !req
199. - Don't sit there.
- Why not?Copy !req
200. Because.Copy !req
201. The whole ground floor is booby-trappedCopy !req
202. for our final stand.Copy !req
203. Oh, yes, because the attackers,
first thing they will doCopy !req
204. is come down and take a nice rest.Copy !req
205. I think you're all wasting valuable time.Copy !req
206. - Thank you.
- What you need to doCopy !req
207. is get a kidnapping sack.Copy !req
208. No, you need to get your go-bag.Copy !req
209. And you need to trust the plan.Copy !req
210. - Get your go-bag.
- Trust the plan.Copy !req
211. - Get your go-bag.
- Trust...Copy !req
212. Hey, you two
may want to have your argumentCopy !req
213. away from the chandelier fall zone.Copy !req
214. - Also, mind the trip wire.
- Fucking hell.Copy !req
215. Places, places!Copy !req
216. It's all right.
It's all right, my darling.Copy !req
217. I'll protect you.Copy !req
218. - This is it. This is our final stand.
- Be calm.Copy !req
219. Would you stop fucking saying that,
Colin Robinson?Copy !req
220. Step back, my darling.Copy !req
221. Friends, fear not.Copy !req
222. I went back to Channel 8 News Live at 7:00Copy !req
223. and hypnotized the audience, so...Copy !req
224. We saw.Copy !req
225. And no, you did not
hypnotize anyone, Nandor.Copy !req
226. Those television humansCopy !req
227. interrupted your blather
with a warning of a storm.Copy !req
228. This is all Guillermo's fault!Copy !req
229. - He's not back yet, is he?
- No.Copy !req
230. Also, why is your hair yellow, Nadja?Copy !req
231. - I am not Nadja.
- Oh.Copy !req
232. I am Sally Rhubarb.Copy !req
233. There is only one way out of this:Copy !req
234. We must kill Joanna Roscoe.Copy !req
235. Which were my thoughts exactly,Copy !req
236. but if you follow "Arrow F,"Copy !req
237. you'll find a far more sophisticated plan.Copy !req
238. "Kidnap Joanna Roscoe"?Copy !req
239. Which is step one of the plan.Copy !req
240. - And then what?
- Step two.Copy !req
241. Welcome back to
Channel 8 News, Live at 7:00.Copy !req
242. We'll check in with
Joanna Roscoe, but first...Copy !req
243. And then I saw
that diesel was as cheap as gas.Copy !req
244. So I took it back to the rent-a-car spotCopy !req
245. and say, "Hey, homie,
how am I supposed to knowCopy !req
246. Corollas don't take diesel?"Copy !req
247. Guillermo?Copy !req
248. - Are you okay?
- You know what?Copy !req
249. He doesn't listen, all right?
Don't even bother.Copy !req
250. I'm listening.Copy !req
251. That's what it is. The screens.Copy !req
252. You need to cut that shit off,
cold turkey.Copy !req
253. Just like I did
with the Sierra Mist, huh, Ma?Copy !req
254. Guillermo, you're working too much.
It's not healthy.Copy !req
255. You need to be healthy like I am.Copy !req
256. No Sierra Mist,Copy !req
257. no whack bosses. I told my last boss,Copy !req
258. "Hey, jefe, you want
to try to ruin my life like that?Copy !req
259. Boom. Toma."Copy !req
260. But, you know, you're probably too scaredCopy !req
261. - to do that.
- I'm not scared, Miguel.Copy !req
262. I'm not scared.
I recently made a big move.Copy !req
263. My old boss kept promising me a promotion,Copy !req
264. and I got tired of waiting.Copy !req
265. Wow.Copy !req
266. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
267. So I'm here.Copy !req
268. - Are you here, though?
- Yeah, I'm here.Copy !req
269. Why are you still all on your phone, then?Copy !req
270. Because, it's the transition. I haven't...Copy !req
271. officially left the old railroad,Copy !req
272. and, uh, haven't officially startedCopy !req
273. - the new one.
- How many railroads even are there?Copy !req
274. Let's just eat, huh?
Why don't we all just eat?Copy !req
275. I do not have a name
in the traditional sense.Copy !req
276. And you said that you work for the city...Copy !req
277. Right, Joanna Roscoe.Copy !req
278. There will be damage.Copy !req
279. Bloodshed, too.Copy !req
280. This is why I propose a truce.Copy !req
281. Because we are not so different,
you and us.Copy !req
282. We all want peace.Copy !req
283. - Yello?
- Hey, Sean,Copy !req
284. this is Guillermo from next door.Copy !req
285. Yo, Guillermo.
How's it goin'? What can I do for you?Copy !req
286. Yeah, I was wondering
if you could do me a favor.Copy !req
287. If you can go next door
and tell the vam...Copy !req
288. Uh, Laszlo and Nadja
and everyone at the houseCopy !req
289. if they could just, can they stayCopy !req
290. inside the house and just stay putCopy !req
291. until I get there?
Could you do that for me, please?Copy !req
292. That's gonna be a little tricky.Copy !req
293. There's been a water main break
on our street,Copy !req
294. and these TV fuckers parked their vanCopy !req
295. - right on the front lawn...
- And someone else is here.Copy !req
296. - ... which I just resodded last year.
- Sean? What are you doing?Copy !req
297. The territory of Staten IslandCopy !req
298. can, nay, must be shared
between our people...Copy !req
299. Looks like there's a lot
of excitement over there.Copy !req
300. Speaking of excitement,Copy !req
301. you'll never guess what
this Bronx seventh grader is doingCopy !req
302. to raise money for the rainforest.Copy !req
303. A nine-step plan!Copy !req
304. Make sure it's bloody straight,Copy !req
305. - you idiot.
- Yes.Copy !req
306. Reason and diplomacy did not work,Copy !req
307. as you all saw.Copy !req
308. So let us do it. Let us flee.Copy !req
309. - Us?
- Yes.Copy !req
310. And if they won't go,Copy !req
311. then it will be just you and I,
into the night.Copy !req
312. Um, okay. C-Cool.Copy !req
313. I shall go prepare my disguise.Copy !req
314. So, bad news.Copy !req
315. There's been an emergency
with, uh, a train.Copy !req
316. So I'm gonna have to head out.Copy !req
317. I called it, didn't I?Copy !req
318. Mami? Mami, can we just
have that talk really quick,Copy !req
319. the one I was telling you about?Copy !req
320. Gracias. Por favor.Copy !req
321. Hello?Copy !req
322. - Laszlo? Laszlo.
- Who is this?Copy !req
323. Sorry, Mom. Por favor.Copy !req
324. What do you mean, "who is it"?
It's Guillermo.Copy !req
325. Oh, Gizmo. What do you want?Copy !req
326. What the hell's going on over there?Copy !req
327. Can't talk right now.Copy !req
328. To cut a shit story short,Copy !req
329. - we've been found out.
- Huh?Copy !req
330. The whole world knowsCopy !req
331. that vampires are real
and that we are they.Copy !req
332. Okay, Laszlo, just do me a favor.Copy !req
333. Just stay put, okay? I'll be over soon.Copy !req
334. Don't you tell me what to do.Copy !req
335. - Laszlo?
- I have con...Copy !req
336. Laszlo?Copy !req
337. - That's too small, you prick.
- Who's there with you?Copy !req
338. - You think?
- Just stay put, okay?Copy !req
339. We have to get Joanna Roscoe's
entire body in there.Copy !req
340. - That's too small.
- No. What are you...Copy !req
341. We need
to get a grown woman in there.Copy !req
342. What are you... What are you doing?Copy !req
343. I think this bag is big enough.Copy !req
344. - All right, well, get in it.
- Laszlo?Copy !req
345. - Okay.
- What's going on? Laszlo?Copy !req
346. - Oy vey. Too small.
- Too fucking small.Copy !req
347. - If we are to kidnap Joanna Roscoe,
- No!Copy !req
348. we need a sack large enough
for her entire body.Copy !req
349. Now, don't phone here again.
We are incredibly busy.Copy !req
350. - Do not kidnap...
- We don't need to be distracted.Copy !req
351. Gizmo? Huh.Copy !req
352. Blasted boy, hung up on me.Copy !req
353. Fucking hell, Nandor. Get a bigger sack.Copy !req
354. Laszlo?Copy !req
355. - I found one!
- No, Nandor.Copy !req
356. This is a very big bag.Copy !req
357. I tried it already. I fit.Copy !req
358. It's translucent.Copy !req
359. We could add a blindfold?Copy !req
360. Yes, but it would add time.Copy !req
361. Is anybody listening to me?Copy !req
362. You need to get your go-bags!Copy !req
363. - Mami?
- Mm-hmm?Copy !req
364. No.Copy !req
365. No...Copy !req
366. How's it going?Copy !req
367. It was like this when I got here.Copy !req
368. So, this is it, then?
This is really goodbye,Copy !req
369. my agápi mou.Copy !req
370. I'm afraid so, my mátia mou.Copy !req
371. I must see my plan through.Copy !req
372. It has many steps.Copy !req
373. - Ready!
- Oh!Copy !req
374. Oh.Copy !req
375. So, when the villagers who are chasing usCopy !req
376. say they are looking
for a blonde and a brunette...Copy !req
377. Well, I guess
I didn't really think it through.Copy !req
378. Housemates.Copy !req
379. Friends.Copy !req
380. The Guide.Copy !req
381. A great enemy is upon us.Copy !req
382. Joanna Roscoe and her army
of Channel 8 viewers.Copy !req
383. This is not the first foe we have met,Copy !req
384. nor will it be the last.Copy !req
385. They may outnumber us,Copy !req
386. they may have a satellite truckCopy !req
387. and a Sky High chopper, whatever the fuck,Copy !req
388. but what do we have?Copy !req
389. - Kidnapping sack.
- The skull of Orson Welles.Copy !req
390. Each other.Copy !req
391. - Oh.
- Oh.Copy !req
392. Look at us, running around,
this way and that,Copy !req
393. focusing on our own plans.Copy !req
394. We all have a part to play in this,Copy !req
395. and play it we must,Copy !req
396. - but together.
- Hear, hear.Copy !req
397. - Thank you, Laszlo.
- Now, get the fuck on with itCopy !req
398. Yes, this is all your fault, you know.Copy !req
399. For this shithole
on Staten Island is our home,Copy !req
400. and 30 years from now,Copy !req
401. when you, Nadja,Copy !req
402. are sat there by that fireplaceCopy !req
403. and you have a little
ghost dolly on your knee,Copy !req
404. and she looks up at you, and she says,Copy !req
405. "What did you do
during the great vampire battle?"Copy !req
406. Maybe you won't need to say to her,Copy !req
407. "Me, dolly?
I was shoveling shit in Louisiana."Copy !req
408. I would never do that.Copy !req
409. Okay, you guys, I'm back.Copy !req
410. No need to worry 'cause I have a plan...Copy !req
411. - Whoa.
- Shit!Copy !req
412. For crying out loud.Copy !req
413. We are fine, Guillermo.Copy !req
414. In fact, we are better than fine.
We are great.Copy !req
415. We have our own plan.Copy !req
416. Okay, I'm just trying to help cal—Copy !req
417. Nadja, when did you go blonde?Copy !req
418. I mean, you look really—Copy !req
419. I don't have time to tell youCopy !req
420. everything that you've missed, traitor.Copy !req
421. Look, I know I haven't been around, but—Copy !req
422. It's fine. I get it.Copy !req
423. You have your life and we have ours.Copy !req
424. And if tonight has taught us nothing else,Copy !req
425. then it has taught us this:Copy !req
426. We can survive quite easily without you.Copy !req
427. Well, okay, then.Copy !req
428. Wait, what?Copy !req
429. You seem to have everything under control,Copy !req
430. so good luck.Copy !req
431. I wouldn't go that way if I were you.Copy !req
432. - Why not?
- Ever hear of a Bouncing Betty?Copy !req
433. A schrapnellmine in the authentic German?Copy !req
434. Our latest model
is now showing that those mild showersCopy !req
435. won't be hitting the five boroughsCopy !req
436. until 4:00 a.m. at the earliest.Copy !req
437. All right, that's great news. Still timeCopy !req
438. to pull in that lawn furniture.Copy !req
439. And speaking of unexpected waters,Copy !req
440. Joanna Roscoe is backCopy !req
441. with an update for usCopy !req
442. on that Staten Island water main break.Copy !req
443. What's it looking like, Joanna?Copy !req
444. Hi, Ted. I am happy to reportCopy !req
445. that this story finally hasCopy !req
446. a happy ending.Copy !req
447. The water main has been sealed,Copy !req
448. and the underground leaks
have been broughtCopy !req
449. under control.Copy !req
450. Now there is a small sinkhole,Copy !req
451. but the area has been cordoned offCopy !req
452. to prevent it from widening any furtherCopy !req
453. until we can get a street crew out hereCopy !req
454. to fill it in the morning, but, hey,Copy !req
455. at the risk of sounding overly optimistic,Copy !req
456. it looks like residents are on their wayCopy !req
457. to having their street back
any moment now. I...Copy !req
458. Wait. Wait!Copy !req
459. Kevin, you got this?Copy !req
460. Looks like this story
is not quite over yet.Copy !req
461. A very odd and dangerous
new development happening here.Copy !req
462. - Whoa, whoa, whoa—
- Shit!Copy !req
463. Fucking idiots!Copy !req
464. An antique car has rolled intoCopy !req
465. the sinkhole, and a group of localsCopy !req
466. are now working together to retrieve it.Copy !req
467. Initiate diversion, Colin Robinson.Copy !req
468. Initiate diversion.Copy !req
469. All right, there's a guy, and, uh,Copy !req
470. he doesn't work for us.Copy !req
471. Okay, and he's
throwing fire in the van. Kev?Copy !req
472. Oh! Holy fuck.Copy !req
473. Nope, not my problem.Copy !req
474. All right, uh, apologies to our viewers,Copy !req
475. but it appears we have lost
our Staten Island feed.Copy !req
476. We are working to contact our teamCopy !req
477. to make sure everything is okay.Copy !req
478. Whoa.Copy !req
479. We lost the feed. We lost it.Copy !req
480. Are you getting this? Are you filming?Copy !req
481. Satellite's not transmitting to studio,Copy !req
482. - but I'm recording on the card.
- Get it on the memory card.Copy !req
483. Do not stop.Copy !req
484. What is going on? Are they flying?Copy !req
485. Oh, oh!Copy !req
486. Okay, call the station and tell them thatCopy !req
487. - we're coming in with the footage.
- Okay.Copy !req
488. - Excuse me.
- What?Copy !req
489. I think Joanna
caught us flying on tape. FYI.Copy !req
490. We need to follow that tapeCopy !req
491. and steal that tape and destroy that tape.Copy !req
492. Absolutely,
continue with the second part of the plan.Copy !req
493. This sounds like
a slightly different plan.Copy !req
494. No, it's the same plan. Bat!Copy !req
495. Assholes!Copy !req
496. Apologies for
the technical difficulties, folks,Copy !req
497. but I hear we have some
truly inexplicable footageCopy !req
498. from Joanna en route.Copy !req
499. Hand it over, camera jockey.Copy !req
500. Show yourself, Joanna Roscoe.Copy !req
501. I got Joanna's camera!Copy !req
502. Ladies and gentlemen, one moment.Copy !req
503. Bit of confusion here in studio.Copy !req
504. I'll say. Who are you people?Copy !req
505. What are you doing in here?
This is a closed set...Copy !req
506. You will fall asleep and forget everythingCopy !req
507. that has happened here tonight.Copy !req
508. And then fall off your chair.Copy !req
509. What about all the peopleCopy !req
510. who just saw Lisa LiptonCopy !req
511. and Ted Spinelli get hypnotized?Copy !req
512. We go on and hypnotize them, too?Copy !req
513. Yes, good idea.Copy !req
514. To all of the viewers
of the Channel 8 News,Copy !req
515. you will remember nothingCopy !req
516. out of the ordinary tonight.Copy !req
517. That is all ye know,Copy !req
518. and all ye need to know.Copy !req
519. Actually, pretty solid solution.Copy !req
520. Should we just leave now?Copy !req
521. No, that will look very suspiciousCopy !req
522. to the humans that have just tuned in.Copy !req
523. Just read the words on the screen.Copy !req
524. Uh...Copy !req
525. Hip-hip pup-rade.Copy !req
526. Indeed. It is time againCopy !req
527. for Staten Island's annual puppy parade.Copy !req
528. Which is always a barking good time.Copy !req
529. Here's hoping we have some nice weatherCopy !req
530. for these promenading pooches.Copy !req
531. And now, let's turn it over to...Copy !req
532. Colin Robinson with the weather.Copy !req
533. Seems like a wet one out there tonight,Copy !req
534. right, Colin Robinson?Copy !req
535. Not as wetCopy !req
536. as it could have been, Nadja,Copy !req
537. but still, no fun for anyoneCopy !req
538. who forgot their umbrella at home.Copy !req
539. Let's take a look atCopy !req
540. the News 8 WeatherWallCopy !req
541. with high Doppler action.Copy !req
542. And this patch right here,Copy !req
543. um... well, that'sCopy !req
544. a little schmutz there
on the old WeatherWallCopy !req
545. with high Doppler action.Copy !req
546. But this patch up here,
this is a bit of good news.Copy !req
547. New Yorkers, you can rest easy tonightCopy !req
548. and enjoy a little sunshine this weekend.Copy !req
549. Perfect weather for a puppy parade.Copy !req
550. Our four-legged friends
will certainly be happy to hear that.Copy !req
551. And now we turn to...Copy !req
552. Laszlo Cravensworth,Copy !req
553. who better be telling me
my New York football GiantsCopy !req
554. are raring to go for Sunday's game
against the Cowboys.Copy !req
555. Thanks, Nandor.Copy !req
556. From your lips to Coach Daboll's ears.Copy !req
557. Big Blue is having a big season,Copy !req
558. but the Cowboys are on a roll themselves.Copy !req
559. So let's just say that for either team,Copy !req
560. the road to a W is going to be pavedCopy !req
561. with blood, sweat and tears.Copy !req
562. Here's my lovely wife Nadja.Copy !req
563. Thank you, my love.Copy !req
564. Well, that is it for us tonight, New York.Copy !req
565. And from everyone at Channel 8 News:Copy !req
566. - Goodbye.
- Goodbye.Copy !req
567. Goodbye.Copy !req
568. Bye, then.Copy !req
569. That's it, try and look normal.Copy !req
570. Well, good.Copy !req
571. I don't want anything
bad to happen to them, so...Copy !req
572. I guess I always imagined the hardest partCopy !req
573. of being a vampire
was keeping your identity a secret,Copy !req
574. but I guess the hardest part is...Copy !req
575. who you leave behind.Copy !req
576. You know?Copy !req
577. The goodbyes.Copy !req
578. Whoa!Copy !req
579. What the fuck is going on?Copy !req