1. My wedding to Marwa
is quickly approaching,Copy !req
2. but treachery is afoot.
There are peopleCopy !req
3. that are against me
getting married and being happy.Copy !req
4. No one is against you
or you getting married.Copy !req
5. Don't be so naive,
my little friend.Copy !req
6. Conspiracy is abound!
Ask the djinn. He will tell you.Copy !req
7. Do you wish to know
if conspiracies abound?Copy !req
8. No! Stop trying to trick me
into using up all my wishes.Copy !req
9. You're just not
thinking straight, Master.Copy !req
10. - Maybe it's because
you haven't slept in a week?Copy !req
11. Nandor is
so hyper-focused on havingCopy !req
12. the perfect wedding,
he doesn't even slumber anymore.Copy !req
13. He just lies awake all day,
thinking of more thingsCopy !req
14. to make the wedding
even more perfect.Copy !req
15. Ah.Copy !req
16. More things. More.Copy !req
17. More, more, more.Copy !req
18. Maybe you are the one
who is not thinking straightCopy !req
19. because you have not slept
in a week!Copy !req
20. Yeah, no. I'm awake, I'm awake.
I was just...Copy !req
21. I was just... Uh, my eyes
were just a little, just...Copy !req
22. What were we talking about?Copy !req
23. We were just talking
about how hardCopy !req
24. you're working on the wedding.Copy !req
25. Yeah, no, it's true. I haven't
slept in a week, but I guessCopy !req
26. that's what it's like to be
the best man to a vampireCopy !req
27. who is absolutely losing
his fucking mindCopy !req
28. because he wants to have
the perfect fucking wedding!Copy !req
29. Can I do that last part again?Copy !req
30. Just without
the cursing this time?Copy !req
31. Twirl it.Copy !req
32. Mm, no.Copy !req
33. You know, I've always dreamed
of having a big wedding.Copy !req
34. Or at least since that timeCopy !req
35. that we watched
The Wedding PlannerCopy !req
36. on that rainy Sunday together.Copy !req
37. - That was nice.
- It was okay.Copy !req
38. - Knock, knock.Copy !req
39. - Come in, my love. Hi.
- Hey.Copy !req
40. I wanted to ask you
about the flower arrangements.Copy !req
41. Yes. Red and black roses.Copy !req
42. But I was really hoping
we could go for white and pink.Copy !req
43. That's... What about
the black and the red?Copy !req
44. No.Copy !req
45. I will have Guillermo look
into it straightaway for you.Copy !req
46. Thank you, my love.
Thank you, Guillermo.Copy !req
47. - Of course.
- Bye.Copy !req
48. - You see?Copy !req
49. Even my own bride is trying
to sabotage this weddingCopy !req
50. with her insane demands!Copy !req
51. - Enough.
- But... what?Copy !req
52. So you're just going to
abandon me in my darkest hour?Copy !req
53. No one's trying to sabotage
your wedding, okay?Copy !req
54. - Pull yourself together.
- You pull yourself together.Copy !req
55. And you do not snap at me.Copy !req
56. - I'll snap at you.
- You just did.Copy !req
57. Nandor, quick question.Copy !req
58. Did you invite Sean
and Charmaine to your wedding?Copy !req
59. Why would I do that? It is
an all-vampire wedding, Laszlo.Copy !req
60. But I think
he would be greatly offendedCopy !req
61. - if you didn't invite him.
- Okay, fine.Copy !req
62. Guillermo, figure out a way
to make it work.Copy !req
63. - Good man.
- His requestCopy !req
64. for a human plus-two
is all too transparent.Copy !req
65. Add another name to the list
of people that are against meCopy !req
66. - and my wedding.Copy !req
67. Oh, perhaps I should add
your name to the list, also?Copy !req
68. How much do you want
some of this stuff?Copy !req
69. 'Cause you literally
have a genie...Copy !req
70. - A djinn.
- who can solveCopy !req
71. all these problems, but no.Copy !req
72. You don't want to use
any of your precious wishes.Copy !req
73. you're gonna have
to, because some of theseCopy !req
74. things are
literally impossible.Copy !req
75. - Like what? Name one.
- Oh, one? Um, I don't know.Copy !req
76. You want a live dodo bird to
roast for the wraiths to eat.Copy !req
77. Oh, you would deny the servants
a hearty meal of their own?Copy !req
78. - Can't we just do turkey?
- No!Copy !req
79. It has be a dodo.
What's the problem here?Copy !req
80. They're very slow birds,
very easy to catch.Copy !req
81. - They're everywhere!
- Not anymore!Copy !req
82. - Since when?
- 1681!Copy !req
83. - You'll figure it out.
- I'll figure it out.Copy !req
84. - Oh.Copy !req
85. The nightclub needs
cheaper drinks.Copy !req
86. No, we want the drinks
to be very expensive,Copy !req
87. so then we attract rich humans.Copy !req
88. Am I right?
They gorge themselvesCopy !req
89. on sauces and creams,Copy !req
90. and get their muscles
massaged. Oh.Copy !req
91. Rich humans
are basically like veal—Copy !req
92. conceptually repulsive,
but so buttery on my tongue.Copy !req
93. Hello?Copy !req
94. Hello?Copy !req
95. What the fuck?Copy !req
96. Are you okay?Copy !req
97. I'm fine.Copy !req
98. - Mm, my goodness.Copy !req
99. Guillermo, did you kick
five holes in the wallCopy !req
100. - and then fuck a chicken?
- Hmm.Copy !req
101. - No.
- What happened to the lamp?Copy !req
102. You know what?Copy !req
103. I think this little feller
is having a tantrum.Copy !req
104. Is this true, Guillermo?
Is Nandor's weddingCopy !req
105. making you put your knickers
inside a twist?Copy !req
106. It's just too much
for you, isn't it?Copy !req
107. - Let him speak.
- I'm perfectly fine to...Copy !req
108. Say no more. We can help.Copy !req
109. - Okay.
- Let's see here,
let's see here.Copy !req
110. Oh, well, getting a dodo bird
is easy. That's no problem.Copy !req
111. - It is?
- Yes, I have
an antique dodo bird netCopy !req
112. in the Chamber of Curiosities.
You can borrow it.Copy !req
113. It is obviouslyCopy !req
114. not in my nature to want
to help Guillermo.Copy !req
115. Don't put your back out
being grateful.Copy !req
116. But because he is the
nightclub's accountant, I reallyCopy !req
117. need him to not have a stroke.Copy !req
118. The Baron has not
gotten back to youCopy !req
119. about officiating
the wedding ceremony?Copy !req
120. - Hey.
- Yes.Copy !req
121. We will take care of The Baron
so then you can turn allCopy !req
122. of your attentions
to catching the dodo bird.Copy !req
123. Oh, wow. That feelsCopy !req
124. really weird being so nice.
Ooh.Copy !req
125. - Oh, ho, ho, ho.Copy !req
126. - He is a good boy.Copy !req
127. Would either of you like
to give himCopy !req
128. - a little scritchie?
- No, but...Copy !req
129. - Oh.
- Eeh.Copy !req
130. Of course, I am so flattered
that Nandor asked meCopy !req
131. to officiate his weddingCopy !req
132. - to the beautiful
and charming what's-her-name.
- Hmm.Copy !req
133. - Marwa.
- Gesundheit.Copy !req
134. But what you ask of me—Copy !req
135. - it is simply not possible.
- Baron,Copy !req
136. everyone who's anyone who's
a vampire is going be there.Copy !req
137. Yes, I am aware of that.Copy !req
138. I am sorry.Copy !req
139. But look at my wretched state.Copy !req
140. Oh, I could not bear
so many witnessesCopy !req
141. to this tattered vessel.Copy !req
142. Once they dined
on the lavish feastCopy !req
143. that was my visage,Copy !req
144. but now, well, I serve themCopy !req
145. only a charred
and flaking peasant's crust.Copy !req
146. - Oh. You look great.
- Yes.
- Oh.Copy !req
147. - Never looked better.
- Oh, you are too kind.Copy !req
148. - We're being honest.
- Yeah, it's the truth.Copy !req
149. But I am not
the dashing, radiant beingCopy !req
150. that I once was.Copy !req
151. I think I might know
just what you need.Copy !req
152. Are you thinking
what I'm thinking?Copy !req
153. That he's still fuckableCopy !req
154. - even though
he looks like a burnt log?
- No.Copy !req
155. Obviously, he's fuckable.
I mean, come on.Copy !req
156. I am thinking that somebodyCopy !req
157. needs a...Copy !req
158. - makeover. Makeover.
- Makeover.Copy !req
159. - Okay, what about this one?
- It's just kind of whatCopy !req
160. you're wearing right now.Copy !req
161. Back in Al-Qolnidar, I would
just wear the severed penisCopy !req
162. of an enemy on a sling made
from his dismembered intestines.Copy !req
163. - This is a wedding tradition?
- No.Copy !req
164. For me, that was
a Tuesday night.Copy !req
165. Nothing?
Okay, whatever.Copy !req
166. - Nandor?
- Yes, my love?Copy !req
167. - I was just looking
through the guest list
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
168. and I noticed that
my parents are not on here.Copy !req
169. They had a prior engagement
of being very dead.Copy !req
170. I just always thought
my parents would be thereCopy !req
171. for my wedding day.Copy !req
172. Okay, fine.
I will see what I can do.Copy !req
173. Thank you.Copy !req
174. How many wishes do I have?Copy !req
175. - You know I can't tell you that.
- Eh.Copy !req
176. Okay, fine. I wishCopy !req
177. for you to bring Marwa's parents
back to life for the wedding.Copy !req
178. - And do you want them
to speak English?
- Sure. Why not?Copy !req
179. Do you want to bring them back
to life permanently, or-or...?Copy !req
180. Eh, just
for the weekend is fine.Copy !req
181. - It is done.
- Baba-joon! Maman!Copy !req
182. - Oh, my dearest.
- Where is thatCopy !req
183. - idiot husband of yours?
- Baba, please.Copy !req
184. On second thoughts,Copy !req
185. maybe an early departure
on Sunday after brunch.Copy !req
186. Oh, and for
the chocolate fountain—Copy !req
187. it's possible
to just put stuff on thatCopy !req
188. that's not necessarily
chocolate, right?Copy !req
189. - Like what?
- What? We want, uh, it...Copy !req
190. - I'm not sure yet, but it's...
- Yes, that's fine.Copy !req
191. Okay, it's fine?
Can I get a coupleCopy !req
192. of those, uh, five-hour
energy capsules, please?Copy !req
193. Talking about the normal ones
or the kinds for your dick?Copy !req
194. Derek.
Sorry, one se-one second.Copy !req
195. - Derek, what are you doing here?
- I'm working.Copy !req
196. - Working? You're a vampire.
- Hush.Copy !req
197. And being a vampire doesn't
exactly pay the bills, so...Copy !req
198. - What bills?
- Clothes, coffin,Copy !req
199. storage facility for the coffin.
Which, by the way,Copy !req
200. I'm not allowed to sleep in,Copy !req
201. but whatever.
But, you know,Copy !req
202. it's not a bad gig.Copy !req
203. Why don't you just take money
from the peop...Copy !req
204. from the victims
that you kill?Copy !req
205. Because I'm a vampire,
not a thief.Copy !req
206. All right, so that's $16.56.Copy !req
207. - 18, 19, and 20.
What's going on, my man?
- Thanks.Copy !req
208. - I'm-I'm good. I just... Oh.Copy !req
209. It's the flower people.
I have to take... I haveCopy !req
210. - to take this. Hello. Guillermo.
- Oh, okay.Copy !req
211. Great shooting
the shit with you, man.Copy !req
212. - Mm-hmm.
- Really good.Copy !req
213. In fact, good to talk to,
well, anyone.Copy !req
214. I'm sorry, can you give me
one se-one second?Copy !req
215. Really quick, one second.Copy !req
216. Derek?Copy !req
217. - Are you okay?
- Ye-Yeah.Copy !req
218. Yeah. No. Ish.Copy !req
219. You know, it's really lonelyCopy !req
220. being a-a vampire.Copy !req
221. Say, do you want a key cut
or something?Copy !req
222. Do you want to go
to a vampire wedding?Copy !req
223. - I do.
- I'll send you the info?Copy !req
224. - Yeah. Text it to me.
- I'll text it to you.
I have to go,Copy !req
225. - though, okay? Okay.
- Okay. Cool.Copy !req
226. - Wait. You had my number
this whole ti... Mm.
- Hello?Copy !req
227. - Yeah. I have to go.
- Hmm. Okay, yeah.Copy !req
228. I am not beingCopy !req
229. greedy with my wishes.Copy !req
230. I simply do not have
that many left.Copy !req
231. - How many do you have left?
- Not many.Copy !req
232. - Ay...
- Well, poor Guillermo.Copy !req
233. He's about
to have a nervous breakdownCopy !req
234. with all this stuff
he has to get done.Copy !req
235. - Boo-fucking-hoo.
- She's right.Copy !req
236. And it's a terrible thing
when you work with someone,Copy !req
237. and all you want
to do is please them,Copy !req
238. but they treat you like
a piece of human shit they wishCopy !req
239. they could just scrape off
the sole of their shoe.Copy !req
240. - What?
- Huh?Copy !req
241. Nandor, what is the point
in having a djinnCopy !req
242. if you're not going
to use the djinn?Copy !req
243. - Uh...
- With all due respect,Copy !req
244. you are being
a real bridezilla.Copy !req
245. - I don't know what that is.
- Oh, it's likeCopy !req
246. a combination of a bride
and a Godzilla.Copy !req
247. What is a Godzilla?Copy !req
248. Okay, I think we're getting
a little bit off-topic.Copy !req
249. He's a giant lizard creature
that destroys cities.Copy !req
250. - Enough!
- Whoa!Copy !req
251. - Whoa! Fuck!Copy !req
252. - You were saying?
- Nandor,Copy !req
253. if you want
these impossible things,Copy !req
254. then you're going
to have to use your wishes.Copy !req
255. Okay, fine! I wish
for Baron Afanas to be returnedCopy !req
256. to his original, non-burnt-up,
non-just-a-torso form.Copy !req
257. - It is done.
- I wish for a live dodo birdCopy !req
258. that we will slaughter and roastCopy !req
259. and feed
to the Wraith waitstaff.Copy !req
260. - It is done.
- And while we're at it,Copy !req
261. I wish that Marwa would like
all the same things that I like.Copy !req
262. - Ah.
- It is done.
- And I wish that...Copy !req
263. I'm sorry, but you've used up
all your wishes now.Copy !req
264. - What?
- Well, it's been, um...Copy !req
265. - Yes, yeah. Happy now?
- I just got everythingCopy !req
266. - I wanted out of this, so...
Yeah, big smile.
- Hmm.Copy !req
267. Okay, I wish for you all
to get the fuckCopy !req
268. - out of my bedroom.
- Okay, I can do that.Copy !req
269. - This season...
- Game face.Copy !req
270. the boys are back
with even bigger flips.Copy !req
271. More demo, more laughs...Copy !req
272. Remove those blindfolds.Copy !req
273. and even more surprises
than before.Copy !req
274. Tuesdays at 9:00.Copy !req
275. I am very glad thatCopy !req
276. my wedding will now be perfect.Copy !req
277. I do feel a little sad
that I hadCopy !req
278. to use up all my wishes
to make it so.Copy !req
279. Hmm. Looking back,Copy !req
280. - ... I probably should notCopy !req
281. have used up so many wishes
on such trivial things.Copy !req
282. I wish for the lid
of my coffin to be closed.Copy !req
283. Are you sure?
I can just go fetch Guillermo.Copy !req
284. With Guillermo,
it will be a whole thing.Copy !req
285. - Ah.Copy !req
286. Guillermo.Copy !req
287. The dodo did a doo-doo.Copy !req
288. Sean and Charmaine Rinaldi,Copy !req
289. you will not be freaked outCopy !req
290. that almost everyone
at this weddingCopy !req
291. is a vampire.Copy !req
292. And tomorrow morning,Copy !req
293. you will rememberCopy !req
294. Three-quarters full,
and people are still coming in.Copy !req
295. Yes, I can hear them. I can
hear their hushed whispers.Copy !req
296. Hoping and praying
for a disaster that willCopy !req
297. prevent my nuptials
from being finalized.Copy !req
298. Will you listen to yourself?
'Cause maybe it's youCopy !req
299. who's actually not too sure
about this wedding.Copy !req
300. And maybe you're the one
trying to sabotage itCopy !req
301. by accusing everyone else
of being against it.Copy !req
302. Can you blame me
for being a little afraid?Copy !req
303. It's a big step for me.Copy !req
304. Hey, it's gonna be okay.Copy !req
305. You're gonna be okay.Copy !req
306. I'm gonna be right here
by your side.Copy !req
307. So, if you're scared,
I'll be right there.Copy !req
308. I never said I was scared.Copy !req
309. I said I was afraid.
There's a difference.Copy !req
310. - Okay.
- Hmm.Copy !req
311. - Well, if you get afraid,
I'll be there.
- Yes.Copy !req
312. Thank you, Guillermo.Copy !req
313. You're my best...Copy !req
314. man.Copy !req
315. - You're a vampire, too?
- Yes, I am.Copy !req
316. - Get the fuck out of here.Copy !req
317. That's so cool.
Sean Rinaldi.Copy !req
318. - This is my wife Charmaine.Copy !req
319. And now, it gives me
great pleasureCopy !req
320. to introduce
tonight's officiant,Copy !req
321. a legend of the vampire world
for overCopy !req
322. - ten centuries,Copy !req
323. please give it up
for Baron Afanas!Copy !req
324. - Now we're talking.
- Here we go.Copy !req
325. - Look at that.Copy !req
326. Oh, yes, that'll do.Copy !req
327. That will do very nicely.Copy !req
328. I'm as stiff as a board.Copy !req
329. Make way. Coming through.Copy !req
330. Please rise for the bride.Copy !req
331. - Beautiful!Copy !req
332. - Wow.
- Oh, there we are.Copy !req
333. - Lovely.
- You look beautiful.Copy !req
334. - Hi.
- Mm.
- You may sit.Copy !req
335. Sit down, sit down.Copy !req
336. Let's leave it.Copy !req
337. Dearly benighted,Copy !req
338. we gather here tonightCopy !req
339. to join these two
in unholy matrimony.Copy !req
340. - I'll be all over that later.
- Not to bore youCopy !req
341. with a long speech
because, well,Copy !req
342. it is not just
the bride and groomCopy !req
343. who are eager to get down
to some fornicating.Copy !req
344. - Am I right?
- Yow! Yow!Copy !req
345. So, before they exchange rings,Copy !req
346. I must ask if anyone here
can show just causeCopy !req
347. why Nandor and Marwa
may not be lawfully wed.Copy !req
348. Speak now or forever
hold your peace.Copy !req
349. - There's no one disagreeing.
- Then,Copy !req
350. - by the power vested in...
- I object.Copy !req
351. - Whoa.Copy !req
352. - Mama, please.
- Awkward.Copy !req
353. I told you.Copy !req
354. - Didn't I tell you?
- Yes.Copy !req
355. A vampire marrying a woman
he was already married to,Copy !req
356. but then abandoned
to die alone, onlyCopy !req
357. to be brought back
to life by djinn magic?Copy !req
358. It's just not natural.Copy !req
359. Mother, this is what I want.Copy !req
360. But I can't just
not say anything.Copy !req
361. Well, you could try.Copy !req
362. So awkward.Copy !req
363. So... that happened.Copy !req
364. - Now, with no further ado...
- I, too, object.Copy !req
365. - The fuck?
- I sort of feel likeCopy !req
366. this is more about
Nandor wanting a wedding,Copy !req
367. and wear a big dress,
than actually wantingCopy !req
368. to be married to Marwa.
Facts are facts.Copy !req
369. - I'm gonna sit down.
I'm done. Proceed.
- Thank you for that.Copy !req
370. Well, anybody else?Copy !req
371. - Actually, yes, I thought
of something else.Copy !req
372. Oh.Copy !req
373. I just want
to conclude by sayingCopy !req
374. I think all marriage is a sham.Copy !req
375. Apart from my own marriageCopy !req
376. to my darling wife Nadja
over there.Copy !req
377. The very first time
I met Nandor the Relentless,Copy !req
378. - I fell deeply in love with him.
- Ooh!Copy !req
379. 'Course, as I got
to know him better,Copy !req
380. that feeling faded.Copy !req
381. But the memoryCopy !req
382. of that one-sided passionCopy !req
383. is still too muchCopy !req
384. for me to give this marriage
my full endorsement. Thank you.Copy !req
385. Hello.
Um, my name is Derek.Copy !req
386. - Who invited this guy?
- I'm just a bit bummedCopy !req
387. these two can find love
and get married, but I can'tCopy !req
388. find one chill bud
to have a bull sesh with?Copy !req
389. I only very recently
became awareCopy !req
390. that vampires are real.Copy !req
391. Which, by the way,
doesn't freak me out at all.Copy !req
392. - Mm.
- It got me to thinking.Copy !req
393. - Everlasting life.
- Aw.Copy !req
394. You know?
That's a long time.Copy !req
395. Long time
to be with another person.Copy !req
396. You like her right now, but...Copy !req
397. Marwa, I just want to say
that I think it's a little rudeCopy !req
398. that you haven't
stopped by my house.Copy !req
399. You're new to the neighborhood.
You haven't bought any, like,Copy !req
400. cookies or anything.
That's what people do.Copy !req
401. Nope.
Sorry, we do not validate.Copy !req
402. Once again, for the last time,
please do not get in lineCopy !req
403. to ask if we validate.Copy !req
404. G-Get on with it.Copy !req
405. I cannot tell you how moved I amCopy !req
406. - to see you all gathered here.
- Since when did The Sire
speak English?Copy !req
407. Oh, I taught him.
Flashcards, mostly.Copy !req
408. - Hmm.
- Time lays waste to all.Copy !req
409. And love turns to dust.Copy !req
410. Ruin is inevitable.Copy !req
411. And all else is prelude.Copy !req
412. He's got a point.Copy !req
413. Thank you for that.Copy !req
414. Next it's... The Guide again.Copy !req
415. I forgot to say earlier,Copy !req
416. I also fell deeply in loveCopy !req
417. with Marwa when I first met her.Copy !req
418. Enough of this bullshit!
I've had enough!Copy !req
419. I know what you are doing.Copy !req
420. You're plotting against me.Copy !req
421. Fuck you.Copy !req
422. - And I agree with him.
- Thank you.Copy !req
423. I admit,Copy !req
424. I have had my doubts
about this marriage, as well.Copy !req
425. - I almost called it off
more than once.Copy !req
426. - What?
- But then, yesterday,
a feeling came over me.Copy !req
427. And I realized
that if this is whatCopy !req
428. - Nandor wants...
- Oh.
- Oh, fuck.Copy !req
429. - then it is what I want, also.
- Oh.Copy !req
430. 'Cause when it comes to Nandor,Copy !req
431. I like what he likes.Copy !req
432. Marwa, I must ask,Copy !req
433. when did this moment
come over youCopy !req
434. where you realized thatCopy !req
435. whatever I like, you like also?Copy !req
436. Yesterday evening.Copy !req
437. Was it early evening or late?Copy !req
438. Late evening.Copy !req
439. - Thank you.
- Mm-hmm.Copy !req
440. Yes.Copy !req
441. I'd forgotten how handsome
a vampire the Baron is.Copy !req
442. Oh, yes,
he's absolutely delicious.Copy !req
443. I must confess
we had a little quickieCopy !req
444. in the cloakroom
after the ceremony.Copy !req
445. - As good as you remembered?
- Oh, so much better.Copy !req
446. Right. Well, then
don't mind if I do.Copy !req
447. - Oh, enjoy, my love.
Ooh.
- I bloody will.Copy !req
448. I say there, Baron,Copy !req
449. fantastic to see you returned
to your former glory.Copy !req
450. I have been wanting to have
a private word with you, Laszlo.Copy !req
451. If you would be so good
as to meet meCopy !req
452. in the coatroom in five minutes.Copy !req
453. Oh, yes.
I think I can manage that.Copy !req
454. Ah. Oh.Copy !req
455. - Baba, let's dance.
- So.Copy !req
456. So.Copy !req
457. I suppose later tonightCopy !req
458. is when you will
make her a vampireCopy !req
459. so that the two of you
can be togetherCopy !req
460. forever and everCopy !req
461. and all eternity.Copy !req
462. We will see.Copy !req
463. Yes, just as I thought.Copy !req
464. So that was great.Copy !req
465. - Then other times, I hit, uh,
- Thank you.Copy !req
466. Dyker Beach— which, yes,
it's a public course—Copy !req
467. but, oh, man, I mean, they
really take care of the greens.Copy !req
468. So you, uh, get out
to the links often?Copy !req
469. - I hear that.Copy !req
470. - Ah...Copy !req
471. - Guillermo.Copy !req
472. - Marwa.
- Hi.Copy !req
473. - You look beautiful.
- Thank you.Copy !req
474. Congratulations.Copy !req
475. You have done such a wonderful
job tonight, Guillermo.Copy !req
476. Oh, no.Copy !req
477. I don't know
what I would do without you.Copy !req
478. - Mmm.
- Oh. Thank you.Copy !req
479. - Oh.
- That's... Thank...Copy !req
480. Oh, well, that's a lot
of kissing.Copy !req
481. - Mmm.
- Thank you. Wow.Copy !req
482. - Hey, bro.
- Hey! Fu...Copy !req
483. I got you a little,
uh, wedding present.Copy !req
484. A brand-new djinn lamp.Copy !req
485. - What?
- It's a little small.Copy !req
486. This one only has three wishes,
so use them wisely, huh?Copy !req
487. Could I use one of the wishesCopy !req
488. to wish
for a thousand more wishes?Copy !req
489. - No.
- Eh. Thanks for nothing.Copy !req
490. - Should I put hair on it?
- It looks
much better.Copy !req
491. - Hey!
- Uh-oh.Copy !req
492. Little Colin Robinson,
what are you doing?Copy !req
493. - Shoo, you little rascal!Copy !req
494. - Run, Colin, run!
- Go, go, go, go!Copy !req
495. Oh.Copy !req
496. - Come on, boys.Copy !req
497. It's okay. Back to sleep.Copy !req
498. Back to sleep.Copy !req
499. So, this song is called
"The House Mate."Copy !req
500. Nandor has, uh,Copy !req
501. really wasted a lot of wishesCopy !req
502. - on stupid things.
- Yee-haw!Copy !req
503. It's the bee's buzz!
What a good bee you are.Copy !req
504. Oh, hey! So fun!Copy !req
505. Okay, now.Copy !req
506. But it's not my job to judge.Copy !req
507. Hey... No, I-I said
I wanted to play one-on-oneCopy !req
508. with the real guy,
not the cardboard cutout guy.Copy !req
509. I should have been
more specific.Copy !req
510. Three points! Hey!Copy !req
511. - Sean? Oh, Seanie.
- Shut the fuck.Copy !req
512. What's wrong with you?Copy !req
513. - What did you do last night?
- Jesus.Copy !req
514. Uh... I don't...Copy !req
515. - What?
- I don't remember.Copy !req
516. I must have really
torn one up, huh?Copy !req
517. Wait a minute.
Weren't you there?Copy !req
518. No.
I was in bed by 9:00.Copy !req
519. Aw, shit.
You know what,Copy !req
520. I think I had one of those
CBD gummies Brenda gave me.Copy !req
521. They make me fucking crazy.Copy !req
522. - Just get up.
- That's why you don't do
the marijuana.Copy !req
523. Oh, my God. I would never do
the marijuana. That's a drug.Copy !req
524. - That's drugs.
Come on. Let's go.
- What do you think CBD is?Copy !req