1. We have just returned
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no idea what was going on.
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- Laszlo.
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8. - Hello?
- Hello.
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9. Do you hear this? There is
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Are you in the sewer?
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- Oh.
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- Yes, yes.
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invited here, darling.
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24. What, to walk through
a shit pipe? Please.
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25. - Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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26. What in hell's house was that?
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28. - NADJA: Hello?
- LASZLO: Be you vampire?
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30. - What was that?
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31. Huh? Hello? Excuse me.
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32. We mean no harm, we're just
w-walking in your shit pipe.
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33. Don't worry, my darling,
I shall protect you.
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in front of you.
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35. - I know what I'm doing.
- What, putting me in front
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- Who is that?
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37. You're kidding.
Simon the fucking Devious.
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who it was.
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to drain people's energy
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44. "Actually, this is not
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48. "Hey, can you mansplain
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it'll fill you up.
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55. "Jason Mraz is just
too weird for me."
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57. "Childhood obesity? LMFO."
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58. When they call you a dumb-ass,
you know you've got them.
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59. - They called me a dumb-ass.
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60. "Women are getting too tall."
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61. - You can drain their energy
via social media
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63. "That is racist."
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64. You are correct, it is.
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65. - Oh, yeah.
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66. Yeah, yeah. Oh, they hate me.
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67. It's surprisingly simple
to get total strangers
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68. completely furious with you.
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69. - "I should get a life."
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70. - Come, come, come in.
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72. - Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, great.
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- We got to go.
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Count Rapula,
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75. - from my crew?
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- Oh, God.
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78. I think he pre-writes the raps
and pretends they're freestyled.
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84. And that is, well, about
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86. Are you aware that...
my nightclub exploded?
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87. Um...
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88. - Touch the sky!
- Touch the sky.
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89. - Shit!
- Shit!
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90. I think my hat's
probably cursed.
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91. No.
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92. Yes, well, it exploded
and I lost my home.
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93. I was found in the wreckage
by the ambulance people.
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Well, I'm gonna take
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95. my hat back,
you crispy piece of shit.
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96. - Just going to turn this off.
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97. I don't know how to play
the piano, so I use a Zune.
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98. How did I survive, you ask?
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99. I didn't ask.
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100. No one asked.
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101. I used what little
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of New York City,
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103. eventually connecting
with Carol...
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104. - ... who's been great.
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105. And then I found Rapula by
sending him psychic messages.
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106. - Uh, you e-mailed me.
- And I e-mailed him as well.
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109. - In the sewer.
- ... in Staten Island.
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110. But what matters
is that you are here.
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111. Yeah, listen,
this has been fantastic.
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112. - Oh, yeah.
- It's been great seeing you.
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113. You should come at anytime.
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114. Nandor would love
to see all of you.
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115. Disgusting. Why did you
invite the prick?
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116. I felt sorry for the wretched
creature. His home is a sewer!
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117. He's not gonna come here.
He'll be too embarrassed.
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118. He has some dignity, at least.
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119. Well, well, well.
We beat you here.
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120. We have visitors,
so that's a nice surprise.
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121. We took the sewers, of course.
It's a straight shot
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123. Now we are here
in your lovely home.
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124. - Carol. It is lovely.
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125. These are our hosts. Be nice.
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126. And to reiterate, do not eat.
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127. - If possible.
- How do you resist?
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128. Well, it used to be difficult
to resist,
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129. but after a while,
you start to wonder
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130. why hasn't anyone eaten him?
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131. He's like the last doughnut
in the display cabinet.
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132. - Carol. Carol!
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133. Do not eat. Something wrong.
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134. - Up, up, up, up, up, up, up.
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135. - NANDOR: You want
to show Carol your room?
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136. No. I don't think
she'd like that.
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137. - Would you like to see
Guillermo's room?
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138. She's going to eat him
if she goes to the room.
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139. Okay, probably better not.
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140. We keep spare coffins
down here.
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141. There might be something,
if you're lucky.
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142. Come this way.
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143. Oh, that would be so kind.
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144. - Ah.
- Oh.
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145. - Hello, Elvis.
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146. - Hey.
- I made him into a vampire
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149. which you can see,
he's doing some recording.
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150. - So it's probably best if we...
- Hello, The King.
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151. Yeah, yes.
Back up the stairs.
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152. - Sorry, Elvis.
- It's all right.
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153. Really, we'll sleep anywhere.
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154. In the rafters. I could
construct a makeshift coffin
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156. Uh, honestly, you are just
such a true friend.
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157. It is very sad to see Simon
so decrepit and weak.
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158. No, it's not.
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159. It's about time he ate shit.
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160. It's partially our fault.
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161. Because of your bloody
cursed, stupid hat.
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162. It's ruined him.
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163. That thing makes men go crazy.
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164. Well, we needn't worry
about that anymore.
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165. We don't know where the hat is.
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166. - Right?
- Well, exactly. Exactly.
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167. The hat is gone, so we
don't need to worry about it.
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168. - Thank goodness.
- Yep.
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169. There's some kind of human nerd
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170. who is telling people
to ignore me.
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171. I mean, he's getting my accounts
suspended left and right.
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172. This will not stand.
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173. I mean,
he's stealing my food now.
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175. that I live
in my mother's basement.
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176. "Actually, I live
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177. in my own basement, dumb-ass."
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178. Fire.
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179. Oh, no. H-He's getting to me.
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180. Simon the Devious, he thinks
I don't know what he's up to,
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181. but I do.
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182. There he goes.
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183. Follow me.
Quick, quick, quick, quick.
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184. Look. Running away.
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185. Ah... He's only here
to steal my hat.
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186. I got you.
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187. He's gone into the cellar.
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188. We need to catch him in the act.
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189. There you are!
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190. - The game's up, old chum.
- Oh...
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191. Nothing's changed
since New York City.
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192. - I don't know what
you're talking about...
- Really, you smug bastard?
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195. Show me.
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196. Yeah.
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197. - Get in the hall.
- Laszlo, I...
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198. - What's going on?
- Everyone come down.
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199. Th-There's been
a misunderstanding.
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200. - What is it? What is it?
- LASZLO: This.
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201. - This thief.
- Thief? Chop his hands off.
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202. Don't embarrass him.
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203. Laszlo, my love.
He's not gonna get me.
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205. - I'm yours forever.
- Uncover that now.
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not to, if possible.
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207. Yeah, I bet you wouldn't.
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208. - Well, look at that.
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209. Oh.
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210. Lovely. Very...
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211. Very cool.
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212. - NADJA: Gorgeous.
- LASZLO: What the fuck is it?
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from sewer trash.
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to say thank you
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217. for allowing me and my reduced
crew to stay with you.
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218. I just wanted to say thank you
for not abandoning me
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219. - when everyone else had.
- Oh.
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220. Simon, you don't
need to say any more.
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and truly lovely.
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228. I said I'm sorry.
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of peace and quiet—
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238. Hopefully not lunch.
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239. Master?
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240. You are a slayer.
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242. I— No.
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243. I smell the death on you.
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244. Oh, that, that's just
my body spray. It's Axe.
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246. Carol, stop saying that, okay?
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just like you.
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249. Guillermo just took
a tumble down the steps.
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250. - Maybe I should, uh...
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251. F... Asshole.
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252. "If my dick is a pencil,
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255. Oh, wow. You're really strong.
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256. I'm really impressed.
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257. Slayer.
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258. Don't call me that.
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259. Slayer.
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260. Slayer...
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261. I don't feel good about that.
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262. Something bad's gonna happen,
isn't it?
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263. It's just me, Guillermo.
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264. Hello, sir.
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265. I heard a horrible
feminine shrieking.
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266. - Were you having a nightmare?
- You could say that.
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267. Uh— Guillermo, why is there
all this dust on the floor
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269. Were you trying to make
a girlfriend out of dust?
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270. - No, the vacuum broke and...
- It is a very messy
but cool idea.
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272. You know, how she's kind of like
that shape and that smell...
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I'm sorry, sir.
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277. That's very frowned upon
amongst the vampire community.
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278. - Is it?
- Yes.
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279. Simon's not going
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one of his crew.
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281. - He's only got a little crew.
- I know. I know.
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282. You must not say anything about
this to anyone, understand?
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283. - I won't.
- Because it reflects
badly on me,
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284. - and you will be killed.
- Okay, then I definitely won't.
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286. Only joking. Clean it up.
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287. You got it, sir.
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288. I searched his name,
I didn't get much.
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289. But I found his eBay profile.
He used his actual e-mail.
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290. Hacked that
and I found some photos.
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291. One of which had
a Pennsylvania watermark.
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292. So I traced that back
to another account.
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294. an Internet café
in Medford, Massachusetts.
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295. Rookie mistake.
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296. Also, he did DM me,
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297. saying he wanted to kick my ass
and gave me his address.
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298. So another rookie mistake.
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299. Waiting on my driver now.
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300. - Hello.
- Hey.
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301. Mind if I sit up front?
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302. And that's why you have
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303. There's creeps out there
that'll find out where you live.
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304. I mean, you really need
to encrypt everything.
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305. Okay, I'm gonna speed up.
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306. House meeting.
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307. - To the foyer. House meeting.
- House meeting?
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308. The fuck does he think he is?
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309. - NADJA: No, it's night.
- It's not his house.
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310. Ah, yes, thank you all
for coming to the house meeting.
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311. I wanted to say thank you,
for staying here has replenished
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312. my heart and my soul
and my body.
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313. And I am forever grateful to all
of you for your hospitality.
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difficult news.
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315. Carol has gone missing.
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in the dead of night,
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318. - NADJA: Oh, no.
- ... like so many others have.
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320. - Hmm?
- You seem relieved.
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322. I think I know
why you are relieved.
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323. Why?
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324. Because Carol...
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he's such a downer.
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330. - Indeed.
- GUILLERMO: Yeah, that's true.
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338. Which hat?
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- Yes. Give me the hat!
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340. - No chance, Simon.
- You gave it to me as a gift.
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341. You took it by force
from me in New York City.
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342. Yes, and it looked better
on me in New York City.
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343. And it will be mine!
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344. I could've sworn
that I left that door open.
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345. Devious!
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346. Meet thy maker!
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347. Ha!
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348. I caught your arrow with ease.
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349. Ooh!
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350. I caught it inside my hand.
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351. - Do you need a bandage?
- No, it's the fucking hat.
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352. - I'll be taking this!
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sphincter against my...
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355. - NADJA: Idiot.
- LASZLO: Where are you, Simon?
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357. - It's about...
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359. You kept the hat!
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360. You bloody plonker!
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361. - Fuck me.
- And now look at you,
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like a bouncing idiot.
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363. - LASZLO: Fucking hell!
- Is he gonna be all right?
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364. - Shit.
- NANDOR: There.
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365. - Bat!
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366. Once again, into the shit pipe.
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367. I saw that he logged into
the café computer after hours.
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369. What am I doing?
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370. I mean, I-I'm stalking
some poor schmuck
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is his computer?
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374. Uh, he-he messaged me.
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I know you are here.
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this little beef jerky
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379. Stupid little
jerk-chicken human.
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380. This troll.
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381. Oh.
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382. You don't look like
your online photo.
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383. Shh. I'm echolocating. Shh!
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385. - Go, go.
- Laszlo?
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386. You've been annoying me,
Colin Robinson.
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387. Yeah, well, you've been troll...
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388. - trolling me.
- Excuse me, I'm a troll.
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the term "trolling."
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390. Well, it's not really up
for you to decide.
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391. - I mean, that's current slang.
- Well, I think it is
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393. It's an offensive term.
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394. Well, that's
what it means, so...
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395. - That's not what it means.
- It does mean that.
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Webster's and show you, I will.
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397. - You're basically just a big...
- Don't say it.
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398. My being a troll is not related
to my online trolling.
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399. I-I'm sorry that people use
the term "trolling."
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400. - Don't use the word.
- But when you're a troll
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401. - and you troll,
then you're trolling.
- If you say it, I'll hit you.
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"Flappity flap"?
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407. This doesn't hurt.
Not bothered by it.
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408. - Yeah! Simon the bat!
- Bat!
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410. - Which one's Laszlo?
- I don't know. Go, Laszlo!
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411. - Human form.
- Ooh, boy.
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412. - My arms are tired.
- You can't win, Devious.
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is outnumbered this time.
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414. Oh, am I?
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415. - Oh, shit.
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416. You remember my crew, don't you?
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418. Klaglad the Exsanguinator
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420. You lying piece of asshole!
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my former accountant.
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Neil, Patrick and Harris.
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424. You son of a bastard!
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425. He's planned the whole thing,
look at him.
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426. And Elvis.
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427. - What?
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428. - Hey.
- LASZLO: Elvis, you traitor.
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429. You only just met him
last night.
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430. King, how could you do this?
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a vampire.
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433. Ain't that the truth, Elvis?
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436. Shh. Guillermo, don't mention
that you vampire-slayed.
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437. - It's a bad look for me.
- Sorry, I-I'm hearing you
whispering.
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438. - Are you speaking of Carol?
- Uh, no, no.
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439. Do you know where Carol is?
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440. Probably somewhere alive.
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441. Okay.
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442. And so that's why you find,
on the Manhattan Bridge,
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443. a little more flexibility,
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444. as opposed to, say,
the George Washington Bridge,
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445. whose steel towers
are far more rigid.
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446. Right.
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447. Guess I thought you would
be interested in that,
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448. being a troll, that little
bit of bridge history.
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449. - Bridge-story, if you will.
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450. Come on, Simon,
you don't even know
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451. why you want that stupid,
stupid hat!
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452. I want what Laszlo has.
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453. What you and Nadja have.
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454. You have each other
and that is...
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455. - Is true love.
- ... enough, it's enough.
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456. You're willing to settle,
and I envy that.
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457. Rapula, you know
I love the raps,
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458. but not right now—
I find it distracting, okay?
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459. So just...
Nothing satisfies me.
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460. My crew, i-it does not
fulfill me as it once did.
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461. Uh, I don't know who
some of these people even are.
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462. This guy, I don't know him.
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463. Look at my ex-accountant,
Ken, the zombie.
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464. Ah...
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465. Ah, indeed, Ken.
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466. You don't need this
very ugly headwear.
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467. It's too big for your face.
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468. It also has a giant curse on it!
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469. Well, now I want it a little bit
less, but I-I still want it,
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470. so I will— oh.
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471. Seems as though my foot
is caught in the grating.
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472. No, it seems
as though my foot has fused
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473. with the metal
when I transformed from a bat.
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474. Ooh, boy.
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475. - Ooh, it's quite...
- LASZLO: You know what?
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476. - That looks quite...
- This is disgusting.
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477. quite grisly and intense.
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478. You keep the hat.
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479. - Just keep it.
- It's quite painful.
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480. - LASZLO: We're off.
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481. Ooh, I seem to be sinking.
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482. Count Rapula, please help me.
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483. I'm sorry me and the crew
ain't enough for you.
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484. Oh, I've hurt Rapula
and the whole crew.
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485. What's all this talk about you
not being fulfilled by us?
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486. I-I didn't mean that,
Elvis, please.
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487. - Oh... bye. I'm finished.
- Please, Elvis.
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488. What— Neil? Patrick? Harris?
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489. No, you can't even make
eye contact with me.
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490. You wait here.
If that hat reappears, grab it.
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491. Carol? What about Carol?
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492. Guillermo didn't kill her!
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493. Why would you phrase it
like that?
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494. Did you see how I threw
the suspicion from you?
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495. - No, you threw
the suspicion on me, Master.
- SIMON: Help.
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496. - Help me, please.
- Damn it.
- Is he gonna drown down there?
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497. Why are you so interested
in how vampires are killed now?
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498. I'm not.
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499. I'm just, I just
asked a question.
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500. And so, I just would
like to apologize
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501. for any hurtful things
that I may have said to you.
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502. And, uh, oh, look,
the sun's coming up.
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503. Don't you knuckleheads
turn to stone when the...
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504. Yep, there it is.
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505. Guess I kept you talking
too long.
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506. The sun came up.
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507. This guy turned to stone.
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508. Sorry, Fred Mercury,
but I am the champion.
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509. Shit.
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510. Captioned by
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