1. We have just returned
from the talkies.Copy !req
2. They should never have
added sound.Copy !req
3. There was pop music and people
talking all the way through it.Copy !req
4. We had to watch it like this.Copy !req
5. I mean, it was better, but I had
no idea what was going on.Copy !req
6. - I like to read when
I'm watching the pictures.
- (eerie whispering)Copy !req
7. - And then I can...
- (echoing): Laszlo.Copy !req
8. - Hello?
- Hello.Copy !req
9. Do you hear this? There is
a voice coming from the sewer.Copy !req
10. Laszlo.Copy !req
11. "Laszlo." It's saying my name.Copy !req
12. You won't be able to hear that
'cause you don't haveCopy !req
13. the finely attuned ears
that we do.Copy !req
14. Excuse me, good evening.
Are you in the sewer?Copy !req
15. Yes.Copy !req
16. - Yes, it says.
- Oh.Copy !req
17. Come into the sewer.Copy !req
18. - In the sewer?
- Yes, yes.Copy !req
19. I don't think so, me old boy.Copy !req
20. Come. Please.Copy !req
21. We're in a sewer.Copy !req
22. Quite why we're in a sewer,
I've no idea.Copy !req
23. Because we've been
invited here, darling.Copy !req
24. What, to walk through
a shit pipe? Please.Copy !req
25. - (rapid footsteps)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.Copy !req
26. What in hell's house was that?Copy !req
27. Show yourself.Copy !req
28. - NADJA: Hello?
- LASZLO: Be you vampire?Copy !req
29. Rude.Copy !req
30. - (single piano note repeating)
- What was that?Copy !req
31. Huh? Hello? Excuse me.Copy !req
32. We mean no harm, we're just
w-walking in your shit pipe.Copy !req
33. Don't worry, my darling,
I shall protect you.Copy !req
34. You're just pushing me
in front of you.Copy !req
35. - I know what I'm doing.
- What, putting me in frontCopy !req
36. - to get the danger first?
- Who is that?Copy !req
37. You're kidding.
Simon the fucking Devious.Copy !req
38. Yes. It's me.
(chuckles)Copy !req
39. I was never in any doubt.Copy !req
40. You just said you didn't know
who it was.Copy !req
41. One of the best ways
to drain people's energyCopy !req
42. nowadays is via the Internet.Copy !req
43. This woman is a astrophysicist.Copy !req
44. "Actually, this is not
how space works.Copy !req
45. Read a book."Copy !req
46. Now I just waitCopy !req
47. - for the comments to come in.
- (computer chimes)Copy !req
48. "Hey, can you mansplain
any louder?"Copy !req
49. Yeah, sure.Copy !req
50. These are all different accounts
that I have set up.Copy !req
51. The energy you get this way
isn't quite as pure,Copy !req
52. but if you do enough of it,
it'll fill you up.Copy !req
53. "Shanghai sucked.Copy !req
54. Where was the Chinatown?"Copy !req
55. "Jason Mraz is just
too weird for me."Copy !req
56. "Jesus actually hates horses."Copy !req
57. "Childhood obesity? LMFO."Copy !req
58. When they call you a dumb-ass,
you know you've got them.Copy !req
59. - (computer chimes)
- They called me a dumb-ass.Copy !req
60. "Women are getting too tall."Copy !req
61. - (computers chiming)
- You can drain their energy
via social mediaCopy !req
62. without having to even
be near them.Copy !req
63. "That is racist."Copy !req
64. (chuckles):
You are correct, it is.Copy !req
65. - (computer chiming)
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
66. Yeah, yeah. Oh, they hate me.Copy !req
67. It's surprisingly simple
to get total strangersCopy !req
68. completely furious with you.Copy !req
69. - (computer chimes)
- "I should get a life."Copy !req
70. - Come, come, come in.
- (piano playing)Copy !req
71. It's a beautiful song, isn't it?Copy !req
72. - Oh, yeah.
- Yeah, great.Copy !req
73. - Um...
- We got to go.Copy !req
74. Y-You remember, uh,
Count Rapula,Copy !req
75. - from my crew?
- (groans)Copy !req
76. - ♪♪ Sewer dwelling... ♪♪
- Oh, God.Copy !req
77. Yes, "straight from the
cranium." How does he do it?Copy !req
78. I think he pre-writes the raps
and pretends they're freestyled.Copy !req
79. And Carol.Copy !req
80. Uh, where is my dear Carol?
Is she here?Copy !req
81. - (gasps)
- LASZLO: Good heavens.Copy !req
82. Ah, there she is.Copy !req
83. A vision, isn't she?Copy !req
84. And that is, well, about
the extent of the crew now.Copy !req
85. Most of them left after...Copy !req
86. Are you aware that...
my nightclub exploded?Copy !req
87. Um...Copy !req
88. - Touch the sky!
- Touch the sky.Copy !req
89. - Shit!
- Shit!Copy !req
90. I think my hat's
probably cursed.Copy !req
91. No.Copy !req
92. Yes, well, it exploded
and I lost my home.Copy !req
93. I was found in the wreckage
by the ambulance people.Copy !req
94. Is that you in there, Simon?
Well, I'm gonna takeCopy !req
95. my hat back,
you crispy piece of shit.Copy !req
96. - Just going to turn this off.
- (piano stops)Copy !req
97. I don't know how to play
the piano, so I use a Zune.Copy !req
98. How did I survive, you ask?Copy !req
99. I didn't ask.Copy !req
100. No one asked.Copy !req
101. I used what little
strength I hadCopy !req
102. and wandered the sewers
of New York City,Copy !req
103. eventually connecting
with Carol...Copy !req
104. - (hisses)
- ... who's been great.Copy !req
105. And then I found Rapula by
sending him psychic messages.Copy !req
106. - Uh, you e-mailed me.
- And I e-mailed him as well.Copy !req
107. And now it is to my great shameCopy !req
108. that you find me here...Copy !req
109. - In the sewer.
- ... in Staten Island.Copy !req
110. But what matters
is that you are here.Copy !req
111. Yeah, listen,
this has been fantastic.Copy !req
112. - Oh, yeah.
- It's been great seeing you.Copy !req
113. You should come at anytime.Copy !req
114. Nandor would love
to see all of you.Copy !req
115. Disgusting. Why did you
invite the prick?Copy !req
116. I felt sorry for the wretched
creature. His home is a sewer!Copy !req
117. He's not gonna come here.
He'll be too embarrassed.Copy !req
118. He has some dignity, at least.Copy !req
119. Well, well, well.
We beat you here.Copy !req
120. We have visitors,
so that's a nice surprise.Copy !req
121. We took the sewers, of course.
It's a straight shotCopy !req
122. from our place.Copy !req
123. Now we are here
in your lovely home.Copy !req
124. - (hisses)
- Carol. It is lovely.Copy !req
125. These are our hosts. Be nice.Copy !req
126. And to reiterate, do not eat.Copy !req
127. - If possible.
- (hisses)
- How do you resist?Copy !req
128. Well, it used to be difficult
to resist,Copy !req
129. but after a while,
you start to wonderCopy !req
130. why hasn't anyone eaten him?Copy !req
131. He's like the last doughnut
in the display cabinet.Copy !req
132. - (crunching)
- Carol. Carol!Copy !req
133. Do not eat. Something wrong.Copy !req
134. - (hisses)
- Up, up, up, up, up, up, up.Copy !req
135. - (hissing)
- NANDOR: You want
to show Carol your room?Copy !req
136. No. I don't think
she'd like that.Copy !req
137. - Would you like to see
Guillermo's room?
- (hissing)Copy !req
138. She's going to eat him
if she goes to the room.Copy !req
139. Okay, probably better not.Copy !req
140. We keep spare coffins
down here.Copy !req
141. There might be something,
if you're lucky.Copy !req
142. Come this way.Copy !req
143. Oh, that would be so kind.Copy !req
144. - Ah.
- Oh.Copy !req
145. - (guitar strumming)
- Hello, Elvis.Copy !req
146. - Hey.
- I made him into a vampireCopy !req
147. back in the 1970s.Copy !req
148. He sometimes uses this room,Copy !req
149. which you can see,
he's doing some recording.Copy !req
150. - So it's probably best if we...
- Hello, The King.Copy !req
151. Yeah, yes.
Back up the stairs.Copy !req
152. - Sorry, Elvis.
- It's all right.Copy !req
153. Really, we'll sleep anywhere.Copy !req
154. In the rafters. I could
construct a makeshift coffinCopy !req
155. out of discarded planks.Copy !req
156. Uh, honestly, you are just
such a true friend.Copy !req
157. It is very sad to see Simon
so decrepit and weak.Copy !req
158. No, it's not.Copy !req
159. It's about time he ate shit.Copy !req
160. It's partially our fault.Copy !req
161. Because of your bloody
cursed, stupid hat.Copy !req
162. It's ruined him.Copy !req
163. That thing makes men go crazy.Copy !req
164. Well, we needn't worry
about that anymore.Copy !req
165. We don't know where the hat is.Copy !req
166. - Right?
- Well, exactly. Exactly.Copy !req
167. The hat is gone, so we
don't need to worry about it.Copy !req
168. - Thank goodness.
- Yep.Copy !req
169. There's some kind of human nerdCopy !req
170. who is telling people
to ignore me.Copy !req
171. I mean, he's getting my accounts
suspended left and right.Copy !req
172. This will not stand.Copy !req
173. I mean,
he's stealing my food now.Copy !req
174. - (computer chimes)
- He just told peopleCopy !req
175. that I live
in my mother's basement.Copy !req
176. "Actually, I liveCopy !req
177. in my own basement, dumb-ass."Copy !req
178. Fire.Copy !req
179. Oh, no. H-He's getting to me.Copy !req
180. Simon the Devious, he thinks
I don't know what he's up to,Copy !req
181. but I do.Copy !req
182. There he goes.Copy !req
183. Follow me.
Quick, quick, quick, quick.Copy !req
184. Look. Running away.Copy !req
185. Ah... He's only here
to steal my hat.Copy !req
186. I got you.Copy !req
187. (shushes)
He's gone into the cellar.Copy !req
188. We need to catch him in the act.Copy !req
189. There you are!Copy !req
190. - The game's up, old chum.
- Oh...Copy !req
191. Nothing's changed
since New York City.Copy !req
192. - I don't know what
you're talking about...
- Really, you smug bastard?Copy !req
193. What's behind your back?Copy !req
194. Just the rope, I think.Copy !req
195. Show me.Copy !req
196. Yeah.Copy !req
197. - Get in the hall.
- Laszlo, I...Copy !req
198. - What's going on?
- Everyone come down.Copy !req
199. Th-There's been
a misunderstanding.Copy !req
200. - What is it? What is it?
- LASZLO: This.Copy !req
201. - This thief.
- Thief? Chop his hands off.Copy !req
202. Don't embarrass him.Copy !req
203. Laszlo, my love.
He's not gonna get me.Copy !req
204. I'm yours, baby. Chill out.Copy !req
205. - I'm yours forever.
- Uncover that now.Copy !req
206. I-I'd really prefer
not to, if possible.Copy !req
207. Yeah, I bet you wouldn't.Copy !req
208. - Well, look at that.
- (grunts)Copy !req
209. Oh.Copy !req
210. Lovely. Very...Copy !req
211. Very cool.Copy !req
212. - NADJA: Gorgeous.
- LASZLO: What the fuck is it?Copy !req
213. Yes, what is it?Copy !req
214. It's a bat.Copy !req
215. I made it myself
from sewer trash.Copy !req
216. It's just a small gift
to say thank youCopy !req
217. for allowing me and my reduced
crew to stay with you.Copy !req
218. I just wanted to say thank you
for not abandoning meCopy !req
219. - when everyone else had.
- Oh.Copy !req
220. Simon, you don't
need to say any more.Copy !req
221. That is so pathetic
and truly lovely.Copy !req
222. Thank you.Copy !req
223. (quietly):
Well, I'm sorry.Copy !req
224. What was that?Copy !req
225. I said I'm sorry.Copy !req
226. Couldn't quite hear that.Copy !req
227. No, I couldn't hear it, either.Copy !req
228. I said I'm sorry.Copy !req
229. Well, the good news isCopy !req
230. you get to keep your hands.Copy !req
231. Everyone's asleep, so...Copy !req
232. you know, I get a little bit
of peace and quiet—Copy !req
233. ¡Chinga!
(exhaling)Copy !req
234. She startled me.
(chuckles)Copy !req
235. (shouts)
¡Mierda!Copy !req
236. Hey, Carol.Copy !req
237. I know what you are.Copy !req
238. Hopefully not lunch.
(laughs)Copy !req
239. Master?Copy !req
240. You are a slayer.Copy !req
241. (quietly):
What? Why did you say that?Copy !req
242. I— No.Copy !req
243. I smell the death on you.Copy !req
244. Oh, that, that's just
my body spray. It's Axe.Copy !req
245. Killer of vampires.Copy !req
246. (whispering):
Carol, stop saying that, okay?Copy !req
247. I'm gonna be a vampire
just like you.Copy !req
248. - (hisses)
- (screams)Copy !req
249. Sounded likeCopy !req
250. Guillermo just took
a tumble down the steps.Copy !req
251. - Maybe I should, uh...
- (computer chimes)Copy !req
252. F... Asshole.Copy !req
253. "If my dick is a pencil,Copy !req
254. then why am I using
a keyboard to write?"Copy !req
255. Fire.Copy !req
256. Oh, wow. You're really strong.
(whimpers)Copy !req
257. I'm really impressed.Copy !req
258. Slayer.Copy !req
259. Don't call me that.Copy !req
260. Slayer.Copy !req
261. Slayer...Copy !req
262. I don't feel good about that.Copy !req
263. Something bad's gonna happen,
isn't it?Copy !req
264. It's just me, Guillermo.Copy !req
265. Hello, sir.Copy !req
266. I heard a horrible
feminine shrieking.Copy !req
267. - Were you having a nightmare?
- You could say that.Copy !req
268. Uh— Guillermo, why is there
all this dust on the floorCopy !req
269. in the shape of a body?Copy !req
270. Were you trying to make
a girlfriend out of dust?Copy !req
271. - No, the vacuum broke and...
- It is a very messy
but cool idea.Copy !req
272. Reminds me of Carol.Copy !req
273. You know, how she's kind of like
that shape and that smell...Copy !req
274. Guillermo?Copy !req
275. Did you kill Carol?Copy !req
276. (crying): It was an accident.
I'm sorry, sir.Copy !req
277. Oh, no. You killed a vampire.Copy !req
278. That's very frowned upon
amongst the vampire community.Copy !req
279. - Is it?
- Yes.Copy !req
280. Simon's not going
to like the factCopy !req
281. that you've killed
one of his crew.Copy !req
282. - He's only got a little crew.
- I know. I know.Copy !req
283. You must not say anything about
this to anyone, understand?Copy !req
284. - I won't.
- Because it reflects
badly on me,Copy !req
285. - and you will be killed.
- Okay, then I definitely won't.Copy !req
286. All right... vampire killer.Copy !req
287. Only joking. Clean it up.Copy !req
288. You got it, sir.Copy !req
289. I searched his name,
I didn't get much.Copy !req
290. But I found his eBay profile.
He used his actual e-mail.Copy !req
291. Hacked that
and I found some photos.Copy !req
292. One of which had
a Pennsylvania watermark.Copy !req
293. So I traced that back
to another account.Copy !req
294. Found his actual location,Copy !req
295. an Internet café
in Medford, Massachusetts.Copy !req
296. Rookie mistake.Copy !req
297. Also, he did DM me,Copy !req
298. saying he wanted to kick my ass
and gave me his address.Copy !req
299. So another rookie mistake.Copy !req
300. Waiting on my driver now.Copy !req
301. - Hello.
- Hey.Copy !req
302. Mind if I sit up front?Copy !req
303. And that's why you have
to be careful on the Internet.Copy !req
304. There's creeps out there
that'll find out where you live.Copy !req
305. I mean, you really need
to encrypt everything.Copy !req
306. Okay, I'm gonna speed up.Copy !req
307. House meeting.Copy !req
308. - To the foyer. House meeting.
- House meeting?Copy !req
309. The fuck does he think he is?Copy !req
310. - NADJA: No, it's night.
- It's not his house.Copy !req
311. Ah, yes, thank you all
for coming to the house meeting.Copy !req
312. I wanted to say thank you,
for staying here has replenishedCopy !req
313. my heart and my soul
and my body.Copy !req
314. And I am forever grateful to all
of you for your hospitality.Copy !req
315. But onto some more
difficult news.Copy !req
316. Carol has gone missing.Copy !req
317. She seems to have slipped away
in the dead of night,Copy !req
318. abandoning me...Copy !req
319. - NADJA: Oh, no.
- ... like so many others have.Copy !req
320. Guillermo?Copy !req
321. - Hmm?
- You seem relieved.Copy !req
322. Hmm?Copy !req
323. I think I know
why you are relieved.Copy !req
324. Why?Copy !req
325. Because Carol...Copy !req
326. wanted to eat you.
(laughs)Copy !req
327. (chuckles)
That's so flattering.Copy !req
328. She really did not like you.Copy !req
329. I don't know why.Copy !req
330. Probably because
he's such a downer.Copy !req
331. - Indeed.
- GUILLERMO: Yeah, that's true.Copy !req
332. Yes, I noticed that.Copy !req
333. I just have one...Copy !req
334. one final question.Copy !req
335. Yes?Copy !req
336. Where is the hat?Copy !req
337. I bloody knew it.Copy !req
338. I want that hat!Copy !req
339. Which hat?Copy !req
340. - This hat?
- Yes. Give me the hat!Copy !req
341. - No chance, Simon.
- You gave it to me as a gift.Copy !req
342. You took it by force
from me in New York City.Copy !req
343. Yes, and it looked better
on me in New York City.Copy !req
344. And it will be mine!Copy !req
345. I could've sworn
that I left that door open.Copy !req
346. Devious!Copy !req
347. Meet thy maker!Copy !req
348. Ha!Copy !req
349. I caught your arrow with ease.Copy !req
350. (laughs)
Ooh!Copy !req
351. I caught it inside my hand.Copy !req
352. - Do you need a bandage?
- No, it's the fucking hat.Copy !req
353. - (wailing)
- I'll be taking this!Copy !req
354. I want that hat! I want to feelCopy !req
355. the sweet embrace of a witch's
sphincter against my...Copy !req
356. - NADJA: Idiot.
- LASZLO: Where are you, Simon?Copy !req
357. This isn't about the hat.Copy !req
358. - It's about... (shouts)
- (horn honking)Copy !req
359. - Ooh! Ow.
- (horns blaring)Copy !req
360. You kept the hat!Copy !req
361. You bloody plonker!Copy !req
362. - Fuck me.
- And now look at you,Copy !req
363. bouncing off the cars
like a bouncing idiot.Copy !req
364. - LASZLO: Fucking hell!
- Is he gonna be all right?Copy !req
365. - Shit.
- NANDOR: There.Copy !req
366. - Bat!
- (bats squeaking)Copy !req
367. Once again, into the shit pipe.Copy !req
368. I saw that he logged into
the café computer after hours.Copy !req
369. I think he lives here.Copy !req
370. What am I doing?Copy !req
371. I mean, I-I'm stalking
some poor schmuckCopy !req
372. whose only outlet
is his computer?Copy !req
373. Nah, this is stupid.Copy !req
374. It's gone too far.
(chuckles)Copy !req
375. Uh, he-he messaged me.Copy !req
376. "Colin Robinson,
I know you are here.Copy !req
377. Meet me in the alleyway,
you loser."Copy !req
378. I'm gonna teach
this little beef jerkyCopy !req
379. a thing or two about boredom.Copy !req
380. Stupid little
jerk-chicken human.Copy !req
381. This troll.Copy !req
382. Oh.Copy !req
383. You don't look like
your online photo.Copy !req
384. Shh. I'm echolocating. Shh!Copy !req
385. - (bats screeching)
- (Guillermo whimpering)Copy !req
386. Laszlo, stop it!Copy !req
387. - Go, go.
- Laszlo?Copy !req
388. You've been annoying me,
Colin Robinson.Copy !req
389. Yeah, well, you've been troll...Copy !req
390. - trolling me.
- Excuse me, I'm a troll.Copy !req
391. I do not like
the term "trolling."Copy !req
392. Well, it's not really up
for you to decide.Copy !req
393. - I mean, that's current slang.
- Well, I think it isCopy !req
394. because I am a troll.Copy !req
395. It's an offensive term.Copy !req
396. Well, that's
what it means, so...Copy !req
397. - That's not what it means.
- It does mean that.Copy !req
398. If you need me to look it up in
Webster's and show you, I will.Copy !req
399. - You're basically just a big...
- Don't say it.Copy !req
400. My being a troll is not related
to my online trolling.Copy !req
401. I-I'm sorry that people use
the term "trolling."Copy !req
402. - Don't use the word.
- But when you're a trollCopy !req
403. - and you troll,
then you're trolling.
- If you say it, I'll hit you.Copy !req
404. - (bats squeaking)
- It's a bat battle.Copy !req
405. - It's a hat battle.
- (beatboxing)Copy !req
406. R-Rapula, no, no.
"Flappity flap"?Copy !req
407. Human form!
(shouts)Copy !req
408. Bat!Copy !req
409. This doesn't hurt.
Not bothered by it.Copy !req
410. - Yeah! Simon the bat!
- Bat!Copy !req
411. Go, Laszlo!Copy !req
412. - Which one's Laszlo?
- I don't know. Go, Laszlo!Copy !req
413. - Human form.
- (grunts) Ooh, boy.Copy !req
414. - My arms are tired. (chuckles)
- You can't win, Devious.Copy !req
415. It is you who
is outnumbered this time.Copy !req
416. Oh, am I?
(laughs)Copy !req
417. - (bats squeaking)
- Oh, shit.Copy !req
418. You remember my crew, don't you?Copy !req
419. There's Gunthrapal,Copy !req
420. Klaglad the ExsanguinatorCopy !req
421. and of course, Wesley Sykes.Copy !req
422. You lying piece of asshole!Copy !req
423. Impusa, the Freak sisters,Copy !req
424. Ken— the zombie of
my former accountant.Copy !req
425. Some of our newer members,
Neil, Patrick and Harris.Copy !req
426. You son of a bastard!Copy !req
427. He's planned the whole thing,
look at him.Copy !req
428. And Elvis.Copy !req
429. - (gasps)
- What?Copy !req
430. - Hey.
- LASZLO: Elvis, you traitor.Copy !req
431. You only just met him
last night.Copy !req
432. King, how could you do this?Copy !req
433. It was me who made you
a vampire.Copy !req
434. It is what it is.Copy !req
435. Ain't that the truth, Elvis?Copy !req
436. And Carol.Copy !req
437. Has anyone seen Carol?Copy !req
438. Shh. Guillermo, don't mention
that you vampire-slayed.Copy !req
439. - It's a bad look for me.
- Sorry, I-I'm hearing you
whispering.Copy !req
440. - Are you speaking of Carol?
- Uh, no, no.Copy !req
441. Do you know where Carol is?Copy !req
442. Probably somewhere alive.Copy !req
443. Okay.Copy !req
444. And so that's why you find,
on the Manhattan Bridge,Copy !req
445. a little more flexibility,Copy !req
446. as opposed to, say,
the George Washington Bridge,Copy !req
447. whose steel towers
are far more rigid.Copy !req
448. Right.Copy !req
449. Guess I thought you would
be interested in that,Copy !req
450. being a troll, that little
bit of bridge history.Copy !req
451. - Bridge-story, if you will.
- (groans)Copy !req
452. Come on, Simon,
you don't even knowCopy !req
453. why you want that stupid,
stupid hat!Copy !req
454. I want what Laszlo has.Copy !req
455. What you and Nadja have.Copy !req
456. You have each other
and that is...Copy !req
457. - Is true love.
- ... enough, it's enough.Copy !req
458. You're willing to settle,
and I envy that.Copy !req
459. Rapula, you know
I love the raps,Copy !req
460. but not right now—
I find it distracting, okay?Copy !req
461. So just...
Nothing satisfies me.Copy !req
462. My crew, i-it does not
fulfill me as it once did.Copy !req
463. Uh, I don't know who
some of these people even are.Copy !req
464. This guy, I don't know him.Copy !req
465. Look at my ex-accountant,
Ken, the zombie.Copy !req
466. Ah...Copy !req
467. Ah, indeed, Ken.Copy !req
468. You don't need this
very ugly headwear.Copy !req
469. It's too big for your face.Copy !req
470. It also has a giant curse on it!Copy !req
471. Well, now I want it a little bit
less, but I-I still want it,Copy !req
472. so I will— oh.Copy !req
473. Seems as though my foot
is caught in the grating.Copy !req
474. No, it seems
as though my foot has fusedCopy !req
475. with the metal
when I transformed from a bat.Copy !req
476. Ooh, boy.Copy !req
477. - Ooh, it's quite...
- LASZLO: You know what?Copy !req
478. - That looks quite...
- This is disgusting.Copy !req
479. quite grisly and intense.Copy !req
480. You keep the hat.Copy !req
481. - Just keep it.
- It's quite painful.Copy !req
482. - LASZLO: We're off.
- (shouts)Copy !req
483. Ooh, I seem to be sinking.Copy !req
484. Count Rapula, please help me.Copy !req
485. I'm sorry me and the crew
ain't enough for you.Copy !req
486. Oh, I've hurt Rapula
and the whole crew.Copy !req
487. What's all this talk about you
not being fulfilled by us?Copy !req
488. I-I didn't mean that,
Elvis, please.Copy !req
489. - Oh... bye. I'm finished.
- Please, Elvis.Copy !req
490. What— Neil? Patrick? Harris?Copy !req
491. No, you can't even make
eye contact with me.Copy !req
492. You wait here.
If that hat reappears, grab it.Copy !req
493. Carol? What about Carol?Copy !req
494. Guillermo didn't kill her!Copy !req
495. Why would you phrase it
like that?Copy !req
496. Did you see how I threw
the suspicion from you?Copy !req
497. - No, you threw
the suspicion on me, Master.
- SIMON: Help.Copy !req
498. - Help me, please.
- Damn it.
- Is he gonna drown down there?Copy !req
499. Why are you so interested
in how vampires are killed now?Copy !req
500. I'm not.Copy !req
501. I'm just, I just
asked a question.Copy !req
502. And so, I just would
like to apologizeCopy !req
503. for any hurtful things
that I may have said to you.Copy !req
504. And, uh, oh, look,
the sun's coming up.Copy !req
505. Don't you knuckleheads
turn to stone when the...Copy !req
506. Yep, there it is.Copy !req
507. Guess I kept you talking
too long. (chuckles)Copy !req
508. The sun came up.Copy !req
509. This guy turned to stone.Copy !req
510. Sorry, Fred Mercury,
but I am the champion.Copy !req
511. Shit.Copy !req