1. Guillermo!Copy !req
2. The coffin is stuck again!Copy !req
3. Guillermo?Copy !req
4. The lid is very heavy.Copy !req
5. Are you sitting on it?Copy !req
6. A vampire's familiar
can be important.Copy !req
7. Can be a very big help.Copy !req
8. It feels like you are
sitting on it, Guillermo!Copy !req
9. Guillermo is not always helpful.Copy !req
10. He can be inconsistent
and human.Copy !req
11. Guillermo?Copy !req
12. Are you hiding from me?Copy !req
13. Ha!Copy !req
14. And surprisingly sneaky.Copy !req
15. Guillermo?Copy !req
16. I am about to disembark
from my coffin.Copy !req
17. There's no one to hold my hand.Copy !req
18. He likes to test
my patience sometimes.Copy !req
19. He's like a kid.Copy !req
20. I got out of my coffin
all by myself.Copy !req
21. He's Guillermo.Copy !req
22. Guillermo?Copy !req
23. Guillermo, have you taken
another day off?Copy !req
24. Knew I shouldn't have
given him any days off.Copy !req
25. Shh. There's a vampire
approaching your room.Copy !req
26. Ha!Copy !req
27. He's gone.Copy !req
28. So, Guillermo has been goneCopy !req
29. for a few days now,
and as I predicted,Copy !req
30. we are doing absolutely fine.Copy !req
31. It's just so nice to have
the place to ourselves.Copy !req
32. Nandor, did you forget
to blow outCopy !req
33. the candles
before you went to bed?Copy !req
34. Those candles are in the hallwayCopy !req
35. and not in my room, so, no,
I did not blow them out!Copy !req
36. Now the wall is all wet!Copy !req
37. Nadja!Copy !req
38. I'm not drying that wall!Copy !req
39. So, as I was saying,Copy !req
40. it is just so nice to have
the house to ourselves.Copy !req
41. You know, having
a human familiar is great,Copy !req
42. but to rely on one, I mean...Copy !req
43. Even if they don't quit, how
long will a human familiar live?Copy !req
44. Hundred, 200 years?Copy !req
45. I mean, how old are you,
nine— 90?Copy !req
46. - 26.
- 26?Copy !req
47. Do you have long left,
do you think?Copy !req
48. Laszlo!Copy !req
49. Hello, my darling!Copy !req
50. Who's this?Copy !req
51. Victim, begone.Copy !req
52. Wait, you're not gonna drink
all of my blood till I die?Copy !req
53. Not tonight, Josephine.Copy !req
54. It's too messy.Copy !req
55. Easier if you just walk out.Copy !req
56. Bloody cheek...Copy !req
57. Who is leaving all these
bodies everywhere?Copy !req
58. You did that.Copy !req
59. Hey, hey.Copy !req
60. (yelps)
What in the Sam Hill?Copy !req
61. Careful!Copy !req
62. Jeepers creepers, you guys needCopy !req
63. to clean up
all these human juices.Copy !req
64. They'll dry on their own.Copy !req
65. Ah, crud, how am I supposedCopy !req
66. to go to work
looking like this?Copy !req
67. Can't you just change into
another of your beige suits?Copy !req
68. Yeah, I'll just say I got in
a bus accident or something.Copy !req
69. Damn it!Copy !req
70. Is anyone else a little chilly?Copy !req
71. Yeah, I'm as cold
as a witch's tit,Copy !req
72. because you let
the fire burn down.Copy !req
73. - NANDOR: What are you wearing?
- What are you wearing?Copy !req
74. Guillermo used to take
our clothes out once a weekCopy !req
75. and bring them back clean,
and he's not here, so...Copy !req
76. Yeah, but where
did he take them?Copy !req
77. - The river?
- Oh, yes, that is
a very good point.Copy !req
78. We should contact
the village washerwoman.Copy !req
79. Someone contact
the village washerwoman!Copy !req
80. I'm not doing that!Copy !req
81. I drove him away, didn't I?Copy !req
82. Perhaps I should've been
a bit more aloof with him.Copy !req
83. What are you fucking
talking about?Copy !req
84. He's just a familiar.Copy !req
85. You're right.Copy !req
86. Fuck that guy
for making me thinkCopy !req
87. I need to act more aloof!Copy !req
88. We're doing just great
without him.Copy !req
89. Everything is normal and fun.Copy !req
90. You know, I did senseCopy !req
91. he was getting more
and more sad recently.Copy !req
92. I could smell it on him.
It comes from the groin.Copy !req
93. - Ah.
- Colin Robinson,Copy !req
94. take out your cellular telephone
and take a pictureCopy !req
95. of me having fun
and then send it to Guillermo,Copy !req
96. so that he knows how much
I do not miss him.Copy !req
97. Aah! Aah...Copy !req
98. I don't even have
his phone number, so...Copy !req
99. Well, look it up.Copy !req
100. Uh, what's his last name?Copy !req
101. Uh...Copy !req
102. Greenberg?Copy !req
103. Mm, Guillermo B... Buillermo?Copy !req
104. Yeah, but you assume
that's his first name.Copy !req
105. Could be his last name.Copy !req
106. He could be called
Mickey Guillermo.Copy !req
107. Just look up "Guillermo."Copy !req
108. I'll do this just to show youCopy !req
109. how dumb you are.Copy !req
110. Yes, there are over
5,000 GuillermosCopy !req
111. in the New York
metropolitan area,Copy !req
112. including Mickey Guillermos,
of which there are four.Copy !req
113. Can we maybe narrow it down
a little bit?Copy !req
114. Yes, yes, of course we can.Copy !req
115. What else do we know about himCopy !req
116. besides his first name
being Guillermo?Copy !req
117. - (doorbell ringing)
- Door's ringing, Laszlo.Copy !req
118. (imitating Colin):
Well, you better go
and answer it.Copy !req
119. Y-You better go and answer it.Copy !req
120. You got to go and answer
the darn-tootin' door.Copy !req
121. - Stop doing that!
- LASZLO: Stop doing what?Copy !req
122. (high-pitched):
Come on, just go get the door.Copy !req
123. I'm not your Mr. Belvedere now.Copy !req
124. I'll do it then.Copy !req
125. I wanted to do it.Copy !req
126. Assistance, please?Copy !req
127. Ooh, it has a hex on it.Copy !req
128. Gizmo's probably cursed it.Copy !req
129. Pull!Copy !req
130. - "Pull"?
- Yeah.Copy !req
131. - Aha!
- Oh.Copy !req
132. - Here you go.
- Begone.Copy !req
133. Come back. You will forget
everything you have seen.Copy !req
134. Most importantly,
the way we are both dressed.Copy !req
135. To the fancy room again.Copy !req
136. - NADJA: Well, who is it from?
- LASZLO: Get it open.Copy !req
137. Well?Copy !req
138. It is from the
NouveauThéâtre des Vampires.Copy !req
139. And we have all been invited!Copy !req
140. - LASZLO: Yes!
- NADJA: Yeah.Copy !req
141. The Nouveau Théâtre
des Vampires isCopy !req
142. - a very, very big deal.
- They travel from EuropeCopy !req
143. to the United States
once every five years.Copy !req
144. And only the crème de la crème
de la creams of vampire societyCopy !req
145. is invited.Copy !req
146. This is the first year
we have made the cut.Copy !req
147. Everyone who has seen it saysCopy !req
148. it is magnificent.Copy !req
149. It is an all-vampire castCopy !req
150. and it is just
the most beautiful,Copy !req
151. eerie, poignant, important,Copy !req
152. - important work.
- And I've heard
there's a lot of nudity.Copy !req
153. And I mean a lot,
and when I say a lot,Copy !req
154. I don't just mean a whiff
of tit, I mean the full rack.Copy !req
155. Full boobies, full boners.Copy !req
156. The full display.Copy !req
157. We're going to have so much fun.Copy !req
158. I amCopy !req
159. so G-damn excited to be going
to the vampire theater.Copy !req
160. There's some genitalia on show
there that would make a humanCopy !req
161. go, "What is that exactly?"Copy !req
162. So we shall be honored
to attend.Copy !req
163. - Mm-hmm.
- Wait.Copy !req
164. What are we thinking?
We don't have any clothes!Copy !req
165. They are all soiled.
We cannot go dressed like this.Copy !req
166. She's right.
We can't go dressed like this.Copy !req
167. We'll be laughed
out of the place.Copy !req
168. They're not going
to let us in now.Copy !req
169. - Goddamn it!
- Damn!Copy !req
170. Wait, stop, guys, stop.Copy !req
171. - (quietly):
Am I really gonna do this?
- Do what?Copy !req
172. Listen.Copy !req
173. There is a way to get
your clothes back.Copy !req
174. Don't ask me how.
You don't want to know.Copy !req
175. There's a good chance
that I'm...Copy !req
176. not even gonna
make it back alive.Copy !req
177. - (gasps)
- You mean you might be killed,
Colin Robinson?Copy !req
178. We don't want you
to hurt yourself.Copy !req
179. Me neither, damn it.Copy !req
180. But if I do
this kindness for you,Copy !req
181. can I ask for one in return?Copy !req
182. Anything. What is it?Copy !req
183. I'd really like to move
out of my room in the basement.Copy !req
184. If you retrieve our clothes,
you can move into my room.Copy !req
185. Oh, no, no, no.
I don't want your room.Copy !req
186. I-I just want to move into
that other room in the basement.Copy !req
187. - Hmm?
- Sounds fair.
- Really?Copy !req
188. Go ahead. Do that now.Copy !req
189. I guess we're going
to the Théâtre!Copy !req
190. So, basically I needed to go
to the dry cleaners anyway.Copy !req
191. I just didn't want to make it
sound too easy for them,Copy !req
192. 'cause you go
once or twice and then,Copy !req
193. all of a sudden
you're the go-toCopy !req
194. dry cleaning fetcher.Copy !req
195. Colin Robinson wins again.Copy !req
196. - Yeah, so I had to...
- (clattering)Copy !req
197. - (mutters)
- I had to get out
of there, so...Copy !req
198. - ¿Mamá? Mamá.
- (speaking Spanish)Copy !req
199. ¡Mamá!Copy !req
200. - Ah, tu película.
- Sí.Copy !req
201. Okay.
(speaking Spanish)Copy !req
202. Our fridge broke today, so...Copy !req
203. But, yeah, I had
to get out of there.Copy !req
204. Never mind
that I'm prone to beingCopy !req
205. a vampire slayer.
(chuckles)Copy !req
206. I'm, like, killing vampires,Copy !req
207. killing, killing,
killing, killing,Copy !req
208. but also wanting
to be a vampire?Copy !req
209. I just had to think
about that and alsoCopy !req
210. manage my everyday duties,
which were fallingCopy !req
211. at the wayside
because I wasn't focused.Copy !req
212. This is it.
This is my life now.Copy !req
213. You know?
And I'm happy with that.Copy !req
214. I'm content.Copy !req
215. Okay.Copy !req
216. She's happy that I'm home.Copy !req
217. It's good to be wanted.Copy !req
218. And I do miss them.
I miss them a lot.Copy !req
219. - I'll be right back.
- (speaking Spanish)Copy !req
220. Okay, y-yo tengo un mini-fridge.Copy !req
221. Or I had a mini-fridge.
Well, actually,Copy !req
222. it's my friend Topher's,
but, you know, he's dead now.Copy !req
223. Ay, pobrecito.Copy !req
224. No, sorry, no.Copy !req
225. He was dead. I-I'll go get it.Copy !req
226. Staten Island.Copy !req
227. (whispers):
Secret entrance. Very cool.Copy !req
228. So glad you could join us.Copy !req
229. - I don't like our seats.
- You haven't seen them.Copy !req
230. - I don't like seats.
- NANDOR: Get in there.Copy !req
231. - And here are your media passes.
- CAMERAMAN: Thanks.Copy !req
232. Make sure you keep them
on you at all times.Copy !req
233. We've waited 500 years
for an invite to this, you know?Copy !req
234. We should have been
to many more, but...Copy !req
235. - USHER: Well, here you are now.
- Here we are now.Copy !req
236. - USHER: Right this way, sir.
- Ah...Copy !req
237. Thank you very much.
Good evening.Copy !req
238. - Good evening.
- Ooh, very nice seats.Copy !req
239. I should damn well think so.Copy !req
240. "I guess I must be
in the front row."Copy !req
241. No, you're sitting here with us.Copy !req
242. No, it's Bob Uecker,
from a commercial in the '80s.Copy !req
243. He was the Milwaukee Brewers
announcer...Copy !req
244. A wonderful anecdote.Copy !req
245. We should be in and out,Copy !req
246. so it's not gonna be weird.Copy !req
247. Hello?Copy !req
248. If it gets uncomfortable,
I'll just give you a signal.Copy !req
249. I'll just do eyes like that.Copy !req
250. Hello? Whoa! Ow...Copy !req
251. - (grunting)
- (flies buzzing)Copy !req
252. Nadja? Laszlo?Copy !req
253. Mas... Nandor?Copy !req
254. Colin Robinson?Copy !req
255. - Where is everyone?
- NADJA'S VOICE: Hello.Copy !req
256. (screams)
You scared me.Copy !req
257. You scare easy.Copy !req
258. - They knew you'd be back.
- Where is everyone?Copy !req
259. - They went out.
- Out? Wow.Copy !req
260. - Where did they go? (chuckles)
- To the Théâtre.Copy !req
261. They're having a great life
without you.Copy !req
262. The invitation is over there
if you don't believe me.Copy !req
263. Very exclusive event.Copy !req
264. "You're cordially invited
to the Nouveau ThéâtreCopy !req
265. des Vampires..."Copy !req
266. That's French.
(chuckles)Copy !req
267. It's like a theater.
Do you see that?Copy !req
268. There's a guy hanging.
It's pretty clever, it's...Copy !req
269. Geez, the work on this is so...Copy !req
270. Is that...?
Does that look like a...?Copy !req
271. It's the Vampiric Council.Copy !req
272. Dark greetings of the night.Copy !req
273. - (all hissing)
- (cries)Copy !req
274. Only an idiot would go
to something like this.Copy !req
275. This is clearly a trap.
(chuckles)Copy !req
276. They... Did they go to this?Copy !req
277. - Uh, yeah.
- Oh, God.Copy !req
278. (chuckles)
They're all gonna die.Copy !req
279. - I'm gonna go. It's started
already, so I'm gonna go, okay?
- Good luck.Copy !req
280. - I do not think
you will succeed.
- I'm gonna go. Shut up.Copy !req
281. Is that Mikhail the Awful?Copy !req
282. - NADJA (gasps): Yes, that is.
- LASZLO: Hmm?Copy !req
283. Good evening, Mikhail.Copy !req
284. The man is a total prick.Copy !req
285. He's nowhere near as funny
as he thinks he is.Copy !req
286. Oh. (gasps)
That is Maricela,Copy !req
287. - Mistress of the Night.
- LASZLO: Ha!Copy !req
288. More like Maricela,Copy !req
289. - Mistress of the Shitty Seats.
- (both laugh)Copy !req
290. A lot of heavy hitters
in the house tonight.Copy !req
291. Even from
the energy vampire world.Copy !req
292. Todd Smith. Saw him naked once.Copy !req
293. (gasps)
It's Pamela.Copy !req
294. Pamela's here. It's Pamela.Copy !req
295. Don't embarrass me.Copy !req
296. Whoa.Copy !req
297. Hell yeah.Copy !req
298. - (oohing, applause)
- I know how he did that.Copy !req
299. Will you just
let me enjoy it, please?Copy !req
300. Good evening,
citizens of the night.Copy !req
301. Kings and queens,
princes and potentates,Copy !req
302. ladies and gentlemen,
vampires all.Copy !req
303. Yes.Copy !req
304. Nice shimmy.
He's good, this guy.Copy !req
305. Tonight our performance
is different.Copy !req
306. Tonight is something
a little bit special.Copy !req
307. - Oh.
- We all know the reason
that we are here.Copy !req
308. - Well, most of us do.
- (laughter)Copy !req
309. So, without any further ado,Copy !req
310. please make welcome
our guests of honor.Copy !req
311. - Oh...
- Oh, thank you.Copy !req
312. - Oh, that's us. Greetings.
- Us?Copy !req
313. - Hi, everyone.
- Hey!Copy !req
314. Easy there.Copy !req
315. - No! Get off me!
- Good Lord.Copy !req
316. This is silver rope.Copy !req
317. - COLIN: Ow.
- LASZLO: Oh, shit.Copy !req
318. I recognize that man.
He was at the Vampire Council.Copy !req
319. - Yes.
- LASZLO: Shit.Copy !req
320. There is but one crime
to us vampires here.Copy !req
321. It is the one crime
that means death to any vampire:Copy !req
322. killing your own kind.Copy !req
323. Oh, this shithead.Copy !req
324. - We've never done that.
- We never did that.Copy !req
325. - Boo. Boo.
- (audience booing, hissing)Copy !req
326. Don't boo us.Copy !req
327. With Baron Afanas,Copy !req
328. 'twas four against one.Copy !req
329. - NANDOR:
Is that supposed to be us?
- No idea.Copy !req
330. They opened the doorCopy !req
331. and let through the sun.Copy !req
332. - (gasping, screaming)
- Very shocking.Copy !req
333. - (actors cackling)
- NADJA: This is absurd.Copy !req
334. That never happened. We would
never prance around like tits.Copy !req
335. - NANDOR: This is all shit!
- I would never high-five.Copy !req
336. I'll be honest with you,
my look-alikeCopy !req
337. is kind of giving me a chub.Copy !req
338. Ludwig the guard,Copy !req
339. just doing his job,
skewered through the heart,Copy !req
340. a vampire kebab.Copy !req
341. Boo!Copy !req
342. (whispers):
That wasn't even their fault.Copy !req
343. - Stay back!
- (shouting, hissing)Copy !req
344. - Boo you!
- Shut up, Pamela.Copy !req
345. - NADJA: Did we do this?
- NANDOR: We didn't do that.
Did you guys do that?Copy !req
346. - LASZLO: None of us did that.
- COLIN: Well, don't look at me.Copy !req
347. This seems like one of those
things that you guysCopy !req
348. all did together
and didn't include me.Copy !req
349. What's this shit?Copy !req
350. Hold on a second.
We were promised nudity.Copy !req
351. Penis and full bush.
This is a swiz.Copy !req
352. I am sorry, but when I dance,Copy !req
353. the ocean parts.Copy !req
354. She has absolutely
no rhythm whatsoever.Copy !req
355. This is your hot take?Copy !req
356. That you have a problem
with the choreography?Copy !req
357. Oh, okay. There I am.Copy !req
358. Assassins were sentCopy !req
359. to bring them to justice.Copy !req
360. They murdered them all
by bringing the ruckus.Copy !req
361. Boo.Copy !req
362. Very clunky rhyme.Copy !req
363. I think it's a Wu-Tang
reference.Copy !req
364. "Bring the Ruckus."Copy !req
365. All I know is, I haven't hadCopy !req
366. - a whiff of Wu or Tang.
- Exactly.Copy !req
367. - Oh.
- NANDOR: They're throwing
his head aroundCopy !req
368. like a beach ball.Copy !req
369. A vampire familyCopy !req
370. who loved one another.Copy !req
371. You slaughtered them all.Copy !req
372. Word to the mother.Copy !req
373. - (audience oohing)
- Then laughing about it.Copy !req
374. I mean, I have— I'm clueless.Copy !req
375. I have no idea.Copy !req
376. We didn't do any of this shit!Copy !req
377. Uh, I think
they're going for some sortCopy !req
378. - of Hamilton vibe?
- (spotlight clicks)Copy !req
379. You're too kind.
We can all do it.Copy !req
380. We're vampires.Copy !req
381. You murdered Baron AfanasCopy !req
382. and were sentenced to death
by the Vampiric Council.Copy !req
383. - Mm.
- You escaped, witnesses say,Copy !req
384. with the help
of a Dilbert-looking guy.Copy !req
385. - What is that?
- (gasps)
- Hey, dudes.Copy !req
386. We don't know how,
but we don't like it.Copy !req
387. Tonight, he will join us
for the grand finale.Copy !req
388. - LASZLO: Fuck me!
- (gasping, applause)Copy !req
389. And that's a reminder
to all of us.Copy !req
390. - Don't murder vampires.
- NADJA: We didn't!Copy !req
391. Don't do it.
All right, bring themCopy !req
392. - to the stage.
- NADJA: What?Copy !req
393. - (audience booing)
- No. Get your— don't touch me.Copy !req
394. - NANDOR: Hey! Get...
- Help!Copy !req
395. Who the hell
do you think you are?Copy !req
396. Heck you looking at, Pamela?Copy !req
397. Glad you're filming this.Copy !req
398. We can show it next year.Copy !req
399. And while we wait
for the guillotine thingCopy !req
400. to be set up again,Copy !req
401. we just have a short
in memoriam video,Copy !req
402. remembering those vampires
we've lost over the year.Copy !req
403. You're hurting me!Copy !req
404. Oh, I didn't know he was gone.Copy !req
405. I can get to my wallet.
It's in my big pocket.Copy !req
406. - No one misses him.
- If you unlock me,Copy !req
407. then I can get it.Copy !req
408. Met her once.Copy !req
409. He died because he got confused
on daylight savings.Copy !req
410. - Such a long video.
- (applause)Copy !req
411. A reminder to us all,
life is short.Copy !req
412. Ouch! My wrists! Very tight.Copy !req
413. This is not fair.
We didn't kill any vampires.Copy !req
414. - (laughter)
- Did we?Copy !req
415. - No.
- No!Copy !req
416. - We all saw the reenactments.
- No.Copy !req
417. - (audience booing)
- If you want to know
who killed The Baron,Copy !req
418. we know who killed The Baron,
don't we, guys?Copy !req
419. - Yes.
- Yes.
- Yeah.Copy !req
420. - All right.
- The Baron was killed...Copy !req
421. by a chap named...Copy !req
422. - Guillermo!
- (gasping)Copy !req
423. (quietly):
Unbelievable.Copy !req
424. Guillermo.
Anyone know Guillermo?Copy !req
425. Guillermo who?Copy !req
426. Uh, we don't know
his second name.Copy !req
427. Uh, maybe...
G-Guillermo Buillermo?Copy !req
428. - Guillermo Buillermo?
- Well, we don't really know.Copy !req
429. - Wil-Wilkinson?
- (whispering): I can't tellCopy !req
430. if they're covering for me,Copy !req
431. or if they really don't know
my last name.Copy !req
432. He was my familiar,
and when I found outCopy !req
433. that my own familiar
was killing vampiresCopy !req
434. - all over the place,
I was so angry with him.
- (audience murmuring)Copy !req
435. - Mm.
- So angry, so...Copy !req
436. I killed him
with my... bare hands!Copy !req
437. - (applause)
- You...Copy !req
438. You killed Gizmo?
Kind of harsh.Copy !req
439. And just for the record,
it had nothingCopy !req
440. to do with the fact that
he may have walked out on meCopy !req
441. after ten years.Copy !req
442. You know,
when you care about someone,Copy !req
443. and they just walk out the door.Copy !req
444. "Oh, I've had enough of you."Copy !req
445. - Yes, killing vampires.
- Okay, you're getting intoCopy !req
446. some of
your personal issues now.Copy !req
447. So I ripped his head off,
and his arms and his legs.Copy !req
448. And I buried them all
in the ground,Copy !req
449. so everything is fine now.Copy !req
450. - Can we go home, please?
- Blaming the familiar.Copy !req
451. - Yes, we've all done it.
- (laughter)Copy !req
452. But what would that look like—
a familiar attack?Copy !req
453. Something like this?Copy !req
454. - (laughter)
- (grunting)Copy !req
455. - It's like a cartoon.
- (applause)Copy !req
456. - (whimpering)
- Guillermo is much smaller
than this.Copy !req
457. Again, over the top.Copy !req
458. - It's cute.
- (audience cheers)Copy !req
459. Let him go!Copy !req
460. - (horn honks)
- (yells)Copy !req
461. Ridiculous, as you can see,
from the simulation.Copy !req
462. - (audience gasping)
- This guy.Copy !req
463. - Oh. My.
- ("Yo No Sé" by
Los Dug Dug's playing)Copy !req
464. - (audience groaning)
- (squeaking)Copy !req
465. No, it's too weird.
No, just— Go, go, get up.Copy !req
466. I don't get it.
Is this still the show?Copy !req
467. Sorry!Copy !req
468. He's killing vampires.Copy !req
469. Get off him! Shoo!Copy !req
470. - (yells, whoops)
- (water sizzling)Copy !req
471. Holy water!Copy !req
472. - (grunting)
- (hissing)Copy !req
473. The balls of that little chap.Copy !req
474. - (yelling)
- (whooping)Copy !req
475. - Behind you!
- (yells)Copy !req
476. - Get him, too!
- (grunts)Copy !req
477. - (beep, static)
- (grunting)Copy !req
478. Guillermo?Copy !req
479. Is there something
you haven't been telling us?Copy !req
480. My name's Guillermo de la Cruz.Copy !req
481. - Oh.
- Don't care what the fuck
your name is.Copy !req
482. We had to pick up
our own laundry!Copy !req