1. So, yes,
it has been quite a summer.Copy !req
2. - We finally got a new familiar.
- Yeah.Copy !req
3. - But he had an accident
and died.
- Yeah.Copy !req
4. - Left a bit. Left a bit more.
- (shears clipping)Copy !req
5. It's not even.Copy !req
6. Ooh. Shit.Copy !req
7. So we found another one
and she had an accidentCopy !req
8. and she died.Copy !req
9. - (shrieks)
- Oh, fuck.Copy !req
10. - (screaming)
- (water splashes)Copy !req
11. I had what is known
as a summer of self-discovery.Copy !req
12. I was being a vaporCopy !req
13. and I got sucked
into an air purifier.Copy !req
14. But apart from that,Copy !req
15. pretty slow summer.Copy !req
16. And then the same thing
happened with the next one.Copy !req
17. I spent so much time at the DMVCopy !req
18. they finally just
gave me a license.Copy !req
19. I did what any young,
handsome man would do,Copy !req
20. I went and bought
a classic convertible,Copy !req
21. put the top down,
blasted some tunes and, uh,Copy !req
22. I blocked the entrance
to the Lincoln Tunnel.Copy !req
23. - (horns honking)
- This is gonna ruin
my day, too, you know.Copy !req
24. - And then the next one.
- Yep.Copy !req
25. We've been through about six—
no, seven familiars this year.Copy !req
26. - Seven?
- Yeah, remember Joey?Copy !req
27. No, my dear,
I'm not that familiar.Copy !req
28. No, don't you remember?Copy !req
29. His intestines came
straight out of his bum.Copy !req
30. - Oh, Joey. Yeah, yeah.
- Mm.Copy !req
31. Not much new with me.
I've been spendingCopy !req
32. a lot more time
in the upstairs bathroom.Copy !req
33. But besides that, my summer's
been pretty mellow and— Ooh.Copy !req
34. - (creature squeaking)
- There's this little guy.Copy !req
35. Here. I've been trying to make
friends with him all summer.Copy !req
36. Don't be afraid. Come on in.Copy !req
37. Oh, sh...Copy !req
38. That's the tenth vampire
I killed this month.Copy !req
39. These vampire assassins
keep trying to killCopy !req
40. Nandor, Nadja and LaszloCopy !req
41. ever since they escaped
from the Vampiric Council.Copy !req
42. I'm doing it
to protect my master.Copy !req
43. But I can't tell him
I'm a vampire killer,Copy !req
44. because then he'd have
to kill me.Copy !req
45. Guillermo, what are you doing?Copy !req
46. - Dusting.
- Well, can you dust
more quietly please?Copy !req
47. - I'm trying to sleep.
- Okay.Copy !req
48. I haven't slept in 72 hours.
I've been eatingCopy !req
49. these chocolate-covered
espresso beans.Copy !req
50. They give you enough pep
just to keep goingCopy !req
51. and just keep going, going,
going and pretend...Copy !req
52. - (thudding)
- Ah!
- NANDOR: Guillermo?Copy !req
53. Someone's in here!
Please don't open the door.Copy !req
54. Did you make
a messy toilet again?Copy !req
55. I-I did. I-I had an accident.
Whoopsie.Copy !req
56. - Well, actually,
I just wanted to...
- No, Master, don't open...Copy !req
57. Oh, Guillermo.Copy !req
58. You should really
drink more water.Copy !req
59. Anyway, that is all in the past,Copy !req
60. because we have finally
found us a good one.Copy !req
61. Topher, come in here!Copy !req
62. - Look at this.
- Tophie!Copy !req
63. Your skull polish, madam.Copy !req
64. - I'll be right outside.
- There he goes.Copy !req
65. Take care of business. Ooh.
(laughs)Copy !req
66. Topher is an absolutelyCopy !req
67. "Bob's your money"
spectacular familiar.Copy !req
68. And his résuméCopy !req
69. is impeccable.Copy !req
70. It is. He is proficient
in Excel.Copy !req
71. And went to Lehigh.Copy !req
72. Now, my wife and I
have not a whore's notionCopy !req
73. what any of that means.Copy !req
74. - But we like it.
- (chuckles)Copy !req
75. Need any help with that,
G-Money?Copy !req
76. Nah, I got it.Copy !req
77. It's like my father used to say.Copy !req
78. "Never accept a towel
from an Italian."Copy !req
79. - (laughs): Yeah. Topher.
- Very true, darling.Copy !req
80. - Master.
- Watching you stretchCopy !req
81. your young body
across that fireplace,Copy !req
82. - you know who you remind me of?
- Who, Master?Copy !req
83. - Me.
- (laughs)Copy !req
84. - Bring it in.
- (Nadja gasps)Copy !req
85. - (laughs)
- You're the best.Copy !req
86. - NANDOR: Guillermo! Guillermo!
- Y-Yes, Master?Copy !req
87. Yes?Copy !req
88. I dragged my cape through
a street doo-doo again.Copy !req
89. I dragged it for three blocks
before I noticedCopy !req
90. and I'm embarrassed to say
I dragged itCopy !req
91. for another eight blocks
after that.Copy !req
92. - Why did you do that, Master?
- Well, I thought it would help,Copy !req
93. you know, drag the doo-doo off.Copy !req
94. - Anyway, take care of it please.
- TOPHER: Hey, uh,Copy !req
95. - you want me to fly in
with the assist?
- NANDOR: No!Copy !req
96. That actually
is a-a lot of shit on it.Copy !req
97. This is a good solo job
for Guillermo.Copy !req
98. But thank you for the hustle,
Topherino!Copy !req
99. - (laughter)
- TOPHER: Look out.Copy !req
100. - Hustle...?
- I don't think so.Copy !req
101. - NANDOR:
It looks fantastic in here.
- LASZLO: Doesn't it?Copy !req
102. - I could watch him clean
all day.
- NANDOR: Yes.Copy !req
103. All right, I'm glad
to hear you say that.Copy !req
104. Uh-huh.Copy !req
105. (laughs):
All right.Copy !req
106. (laughs):
All right! Bye, Bobby.Copy !req
107. It's my little side hustle.Copy !req
108. I'm a 0.5 percent owner in this
dope new line of hard ciders.Copy !req
109. - It's called Doze Apples
Hard Cider.
- (forced laugh)Copy !req
110. That's clever, 'cause it—
they're made with apples.Copy !req
111. Apple flavoring,Copy !req
112. - we have to say.
- Do Laszlo and NadjaCopy !req
113. - know about this?
- Eh.Copy !req
114. What they don't know
can't hurt them.Copy !req
115. - Am I right? High five.
- I...Copy !req
116. - Come on, dawg.
Don't leave me hanging.
- I don't know. Just...Copy !req
117. - With our job...
- Dawg. Don't leave me
hanging, dawg.Copy !req
118. - And we're just...
- Dawg. Don't leave me hang...Copy !req
119. - I just think that...
- No, give me a better one, dawg.Copy !req
120. - I just think...
- Again, high five!Copy !req
121. Oh, yeah. High five.Copy !req
122. I feel like there's a wayCopy !req
123. to be cool— which you are,
you're very cool...Copy !req
124. - Thank you.
- ... and also, respectful,
you know?Copy !req
125. You need to let them knowCopy !req
126. that you are worthy of being
turned into a vampire someday.Copy !req
127. - Which is why we're here.
- To be honest,Copy !req
128. I don't really care
about being a vampire.Copy !req
129. I'm sorry, what?Copy !req
130. Yeah, yeah,
I was very surprisedCopy !req
131. that Topher does not
want to be a vampire.Copy !req
132. (exhales) Who doesn't
want to be a vampire?Copy !req
133. What are you doing
if you don't... (exhales)Copy !req
134. - What-what do you want to be?
- TOPHER: I don't know.Copy !req
135. Maybe a warlock.Copy !req
136. - That'd be cool.
- That would be cool.Copy !req
137. That's, like, above vampire.Copy !req
138. Alla-kazoom!Copy !req
139. And it would explode
or something.Copy !req
140. He's still learning.
He's still finding himself.Copy !req
141. He'll get there.Copy !req
142. So, these are like money.Copy !req
143. You go to any store that sells
Doze Apples Hard Cider,Copy !req
144. pay for the cider
with real money, but then,Copy !req
145. you mail in this card to
the address there on the back.Copy !req
146. And I can explain
this whole processCopy !req
147. as I'm handing these out?Copy !req
148. Oh, yeah.
Sometimes more than once.Copy !req
149. - (doorbell rings)
- You know, if you want,
you can drain me right now.Copy !req
150. I'm, like, firing on all
four cylinders, you know?Copy !req
151. You can crunch up as much as you
want. I can make some more.Copy !req
152. I— Yeah, I want to, Topher,Copy !req
153. but I'm having a pickle
of a time draining you.Copy !req
154. I know. I'm sorry, Mr. Robinson.Copy !req
155. - (knocking)
- Like, I know
you're trying to bore me—Copy !req
156. - Hang on.
- (door creaks)Copy !req
157. Come on in.Copy !req
158. The stuff that you tell me
is just so interesting.Copy !req
159. You know?Copy !req
160. Sue me.Copy !req
161. - Who was at the door?
- I don't know.Copy !req
162. Unbelievable. Topher?Copy !req
163. Topher, did you happen to let
two vampires into the house?Copy !req
164. - Hey, hang on, dawg.
- Look, there's a couple rules
you need to follow.Copy !req
165. - I know you're new, okay, but...
- Sorry, just, uh,Copy !req
166. conferencing with this guy
I used to intern for,Copy !req
167. this dope werewolf—
You might know him, actually.Copy !req
168. First of all, werewolves are not
dope, so I wouldn't know him.Copy !req
169. - Uh, this guy's pretty dope.
- No.Copy !req
170. Look, I don't mean to be hard
on you, but it's importantCopy !req
171. you follow the rules
for everyone's safety.Copy !req
172. Do me a favor and stay away
from the koi pond.Copy !req
173. I think there's an electrical
short from the heater, so justCopy !req
174. - stay away from it...
- Have you tried turning it
off and back on again?Copy !req
175. No, just don't touch it,
Topher, okay?Copy !req
176. - The electric guy's
gonna be here on Monday.
- Always works for me.Copy !req
177. So just leave it alone...Copy !req
178. Yeah. I'm sad that Topher died.Copy !req
179. Another familiar dead, you know?Copy !req
180. But... that's the business.Copy !req
181. I'm used to it.Copy !req
182. That's bad, right?Copy !req
183. Death comes for us all.Copy !req
184. It comes for the bees.Copy !req
185. It comes for the trees.Copy !req
186. It comes for, uh, basically
anyone from zero on up,Copy !req
187. so... one...Copy !req
188. Are you kidding?Copy !req
189. two, three, four.Copy !req
190. Put a cork in it,
Colin Robinson.Copy !req
191. - We're weak enough as it is.
- NANDOR: Perhaps there isCopy !req
192. - a familiar killer on the loose?
- NADJA: What?Copy !req
193. Well, I was just thinking,
you know,Copy !req
194. if there are vampire killers,Copy !req
195. then why not
familiar killers, also?Copy !req
196. There's no such thing as
vampire killers, you knob lord.Copy !req
197. - Well...
- What was that, Guillermo?Copy !req
198. I'm just saying
that it wouldn't hurtCopy !req
199. to be more cautious and alert.Copy !req
200. Enough of this!Copy !req
201. This is horse piss.
We are vampires.Copy !req
202. We can do better
than this for our Topher.Copy !req
203. Guillermo, dig him up.Copy !req
204. Yes.Copy !req
205. Please be respectful of his mud.Copy !req
206. A necromancer is someoneCopy !req
207. who can reanimate the dead.Copy !req
208. It's a truly fantastical part
of the dark arts.Copy !req
209. And I happen to have
a very good old palCopy !req
210. - Wallace...
- (scoffs)Copy !req
211. who is excellently proficient
in the art of necromancy.Copy !req
212. No, he's excellent, at the dark
art of ripping you off.Copy !req
213. - (groans)
- These people are shysters.Copy !req
214. They're obsessed
with the upsell.Copy !req
215. I'm sure his hut
is around here somewhere.Copy !req
216. It's a classic necromancer scam.Copy !req
217. "Meet me at my hut."
What bloody hut?Copy !req
218. (gasps)
There it is. I'm certain of it.Copy !req
219. Look at all those pale,
desperate wretchesCopy !req
220. scurrying around
in the moonlight.Copy !req
221. It's a performing arts school.Copy !req
222. Hey, a high school production
of Thornton Wilder'sCopy !req
223. Our Town with a Q and A
afterwards. (chuckles)Copy !req
224. - Don't mind if I do. Yum, yum.
- WALLACE: You seekCopy !req
225. the necromancer?Copy !req
226. What the...?Copy !req
227. I am they.Copy !req
228. (laughs):
Hello, Wallace!Copy !req
229. Come on, everyone!Copy !req
230. - WALLACE: I've got a lovely pot
of stew if anyone's hungry.
- LASZLO: No.Copy !req
231. - I see you admiring my wares.
Anything tickle your fancy?
- No.Copy !req
232. - NADJA: Hush.
- These bracelets
ward off the evil eye.Copy !req
233. - NADJA: Ooh. Ooh.
- This one attracts the evil eye.Copy !req
234. - And this one increases
sexual stamina. Yeah.
- (Nadja laughs)Copy !req
235. You could do with a leg up.Copy !req
236. - And these are key chains
that look like license plates.
- NADJA: Uh-huh.Copy !req
237. Look, mister,
we are not interestedCopy !req
238. in your tricks and trinkets.Copy !req
239. This one would make a cute gift
for a man named Steve.Copy !req
240. Yes, yes, yes, but, Wallace,
what we are here forCopy !req
241. is we were hoping
you could reanimateCopy !req
242. our beloved familiar Topher.Copy !req
243. Yes, uh, how long
has he been dead?Copy !req
244. - Huh?
- Oh, that is Guillermo.Copy !req
245. He is not dead, although
sometimes we wish he was.Copy !req
246. Just a little joke there,
Guillermo,Copy !req
247. I got it.Copy !req
248. All right, so, uh,
where's the carcass?Copy !req
249. Yes. Guillermo,
fetch the carcass.Copy !req
250. - The what?
- The carcass.Copy !req
251. - The cadaver, man.
- I'll go get the body.Copy !req
252. What was that?Copy !req
253. I'll go get the carcass.Copy !req
254. Better.Copy !req
255. And did you bring a personal
item belonging to the deceased?Copy !req
256. Uh, yes, uh, his mini-fridge.Copy !req
257. Uh, Guillermo, you did
bring the mini-fridge, yeah?Copy !req
258. He absolutely loved
this cold, white little box.Copy !req
259. And the foot of a deranged cat,Copy !req
260. the night-thistle,
the parcel of wolf's-baneCopy !req
261. and the $350 cash?Copy !req
262. - Thank you.
- It's all there,Copy !req
263. razzle-dazzle man.Copy !req
264. Good, good.
I can't stress enoughCopy !req
265. the $350 cash.Copy !req
266. - Yeah, I'll bet you can't.
- Otherwise,
the spells don't work.Copy !req
267. Wallace,
do you think we are going to getCopy !req
268. - our beloved Topher back?
- Well, he seems well preserved.Copy !req
269. Everything seems to want to...
seems to be intact.Copy !req
270. He hasn't had that, uh,Copy !req
271. intestines out of the asshole,
has he?Copy !req
272. - No, no.
- Good,Copy !req
273. 'cause that really yucks me out.Copy !req
274. Right, then, here we go.
Hold on to your hats.Copy !req
275. - (clang reverberates)
- (growls)Copy !req
276. Yes! You're alive!Copy !req
277. You can jive!Copy !req
278. Your spirit rise!Copy !req
279. - ♪♪ Yah! ♪♪
- Is he scatting?Copy !req
280. No, of course not.Copy !req
281. - (scatting continues)
- This is bullshit.Copy !req
282. (whispers):
Shut up.Copy !req
283. - Oh-pah!
- (thunder crashes)Copy !req
284. - (phone chimes)
- Zombra, zombra, zombra.Copy !req
285. Zambra, zombra.Copy !req
286. Why is he looking at his phone?Copy !req
287. It probably just can't wait.
It's an emergency.Copy !req
288. Z-Zombra, zambra,
zombra, zombra, zombra.Copy !req
289. Zombarisa...
(grunting)Copy !req
290. Hai! Hai! Hai!
Hai, hai, hai!Copy !req
291. Ba-boom!Copy !req
292. - Oh!
- Ew!
- Get in, you bastard!Copy !req
293. The end.
I have achieved reanimation.Copy !req
294. (pants)
Your beloved familiarCopy !req
295. will return to you tomorrow.Copy !req
296. - Tomorrow?
- Life takes time, my friend.Copy !req
297. We are reversing the very power
of nature itself.Copy !req
298. But there's
a-a quickening ritual,Copy !req
299. if you want
to chivvy things along.Copy !req
300. As we're all friends,
I could do it for a hundy.Copy !req
301. - No, you bloody won't.
We're not interested.
- (clicks tongue)Copy !req
302. Thank you so very much, Wallace.Copy !req
303. Zappidee-doo.Copy !req
304. Everything is back to normal,
because our Topher is back!Copy !req
305. It's true.
I've got to admit,Copy !req
306. Wallace, as contemptible
a man as he is,Copy !req
307. - actually came up trumps.
- (fake coughing): Told you so.Copy !req
308. (fake coughing)
You fucking didn't.Copy !req
309. Don't tell Guillermo, but...Copy !req
310. I'm so happy Topher is back.Copy !req
311. All right,
let us begin with the minutes.Copy !req
312. I am here.Copy !req
313. Guillermo, you are there.Copy !req
314. And, um...Copy !req
315. To-pher!Copy !req
316. Oh, Tophie!Copy !req
317. And there is Topher.Copy !req
318. Wonderful.Copy !req
319. We are all here.
We can begin.Copy !req
320. Firstly—
and I'm not naming names—Copy !req
321. but I have recently noticed
that the house reeksCopy !req
322. of decaying flesh, and there are
dead birds everywhere.Copy !req
323. Topher!Copy !req
324. As I say, I'm not naming names.Copy !req
325. But if we do have an issue,Copy !req
326. then it's important
that we all work togetherCopy !req
327. to let Guillermo know,
so that he can fix it.Copy !req
328. Doze Apples!Copy !req
329. - (giggles)
- (Topher snarling)Copy !req
330. Off he goes.Copy !req
331. That chap's tireless, isn't he?Copy !req
332. You could learn something
from Topher, no, Guillermo?Copy !req
333. I actually have an order
of business I'd like to discuss.Copy !req
334. - Oh...
- NANDOR: Okay.Copy !req
335. - The floor is yours.
- I'm a little bit concernedCopy !req
336. about Topher.Copy !req
337. I think there might be
somethingCopy !req
338. - really wrong with him.
- (raspy panting)Copy !req
339. - Topher! Aah!
- (whimpers)Copy !req
340. - He waits under my bed
and tries to bite me, for one.
- NANDOR: Yes.Copy !req
341. He eats live birds and insects.Copy !req
342. I think, I think
he might be a zombie.Copy !req
343. That, my boy,
sounds like slander.Copy !req
344. Nandor, what are you going to do
about the state of the muckCopy !req
345. - pouring out of his mouth?
- Guillermo,Copy !req
346. do you have any proof
of this wild accusation?Copy !req
347. - (snarling)
- Aah!Copy !req
348. Well, do you?Copy !req
349. He's not well!Copy !req
350. - He's freaking out.
- Yes!Copy !req
351. He's gonna eat me!
¡Dios mío!Copy !req
352. Well, now he's
speaking in tongues.Copy !req
353. That is awful of you
to call TopherCopy !req
354. those things you just did.Copy !req
355. Exactly.Copy !req
356. Guillermo, have you
been getting enough sleep?Copy !req
357. (laughing): No. No,
I am not getting anysleep!Copy !req
358. I haven't slept
in the last two weeks,Copy !req
359. because I have to keep one eye
open to protect you guys!Copy !req
360. - (laughs)
- Protect us from what?Copy !req
361. Nothing.Copy !req
362. I just wish you guys knew
how hard I work for you,Copy !req
363. and you don't, so that's okay,
never mind, forget it.Copy !req
364. Did you see that?Copy !req
365. - He was eating
his own dry poops.
- (groans)Copy !req
366. The vampire assassins
usually come at night,Copy !req
367. so I have to constantly survey
the perimeter.Copy !req
368. (snarls) Topher!Copy !req
369. Topher? No, no, no, no, no, no!Copy !req
370. I don't wanna die, I don't
wanna die, I don't wanna...Copy !req
371. - (raspy groaning)
- (panting)Copy !req
372. Sorry. Sorry.Copy !req
373. (high-pitched):
Why...?Copy !req
374. Sorry, buddy,
but you were trying to kill me.Copy !req
375. High five.Copy !req
376. I don't know, bud.Copy !req
377. - Come on!
- Okay. All right.Copy !req
378. - Aw, shit.
- (groans)Copy !req
379. - Why?
- Sorry, Toph.Copy !req
380. See, that's why
I didn't want to do that.Copy !req
381. - Toph.
- (agonized groaning)Copy !req
382. No, buddy, I don't think it's
gonna go back on there, bud.Copy !req
383. (grunts)
High five!Copy !req
384. No, I'm not gonna
high-five you anymore.Copy !req
385. High five!Copy !req
386. Ow, Toph! That really hurt!Copy !req
387. - High five!
- Stop it, you...Copy !req
388. You're being really rude
right now!Copy !req
389. - (snarling)
- Stop it! Stop it!Copy !req
390. Stop it, Topher.
Stop it, Topher!Copy !req
391. - (grunting, yelling)
- Stop it, Topher!Copy !req
392. Aw, fuck no!Copy !req
393. No one bites Guillermo!Copy !req
394. (whispers):
It was an accident.Copy !req
395. All right, dudes,
I'm headed out.Copy !req
396. Going up to Albany to catch
a community theater productionCopy !req
397. of Pippin.Copy !req
398. What's going on with,
uh, Toph-Dawg?Copy !req
399. I think he's a zombie.Copy !req
400. Yeah, could be.Copy !req
401. - See you guys later.
- (snarling)Copy !req
402. (chuckles):
You goofballs.Copy !req
403. - (Guillermo gasping)
- (yelling)Copy !req
404. No!Copy !req
405. Why won't you die?Copy !req
406. Stop it! Stop it!Copy !req
407. Ow!Copy !req
408. Jesus fucking...!Copy !req
409. Topher!Copy !req
410. (screams) Guillermo!Copy !req
411. Master...Copy !req
412. you saved me.Copy !req
413. Thank you.Copy !req
414. Your screaming disturbed me
from my slumber.Copy !req
415. You shouldn't be putting
your head in there.Copy !req
416. It's not hygienic.Copy !req
417. If you want to wash yourself,
do it in...Copy !req
418. Will you stop that!Copy !req
419. - (snarling)
- I've had enough of this.Copy !req
420. He was a good familiar
and a fine fellow.Copy !req
421. - But what is done is done.
- (Topher grunts)Copy !req
422. This fuckin' guy.Copy !req
423. He was a good familiar
and a fine fellow.Copy !req
424. But what is done is done.Copy !req
425. Are you kidding me with this
right now?Copy !req
426. Just give him a few jolts.
I'll be fine.Copy !req
427. He was a good familiar
and a fine fellow.Copy !req
428. Kind of tickles.Copy !req
429. You conned us,
you slippery bastard!Copy !req
430. Wallace,
how could you do this to us?Copy !req
431. Yeah, plus, he was crawling
on the ceiling, which is odd.Copy !req
432. - Well, he didn't do that before?
- NADJA: Of course not!Copy !req
433. Well, okay, I must have used
the wrong incantation spell.Copy !req
434. But you know what?
No extra charge.Copy !req
435. - Bullshit! You made it up
as you were going along.
- No, no, no, no,Copy !req
436. that was word-for-word verbatim.Copy !req
437. No. You were bloody texting
on your phone the whole time!Copy !req
438. It was an Amber Alert.Copy !req
439. Well, I did think
it was important.Copy !req
440. He is damaged goods,
and we demand satisfaction!Copy !req
441. - (Topher snarling)
- Not cool, Wallace, not cool.Copy !req
442. - Fine. Let me have him.
- What, do you thinkCopy !req
443. I'm gonna let him go?
You must be out of your mind.Copy !req
444. - (whistles)
- (stops snarling)Copy !req
445. Come here, boy.Copy !req
446. Come on, come on.Copy !req
447. That'll do, pig, that'll do.Copy !req
448. - Wow.
- All right,Copy !req
449. I don't normally do refunds,Copy !req
450. but I'll take him
off your hands for you.Copy !req
451. And for your trouble,Copy !req
452. each of you can grab
a license plate key chain.Copy !req
453. For free?Copy !req
454. Free. Gratis.Copy !req
455. Okay.Copy !req
456. Come on!Copy !req
457. - Oh. "Ingrid." Oh.
- NANDOR: I got...Copy !req
458. "Steve."Copy !req
459. So if you're watching, Steve...Copy !req
460. waiting for you.Copy !req
461. Ah.Copy !req
462. I got "Nadia," uh,Copy !req
463. which is my name,
but with a less exciting "J."Copy !req
464. Completely free.Copy !req
465. You don't have "Colin."Copy !req
466. We haven't sold any
since 1979, mate.Copy !req
467. But you have "Condom."Copy !req
468. Very, very popular.Copy !req
469. - Can I take one?
- Go for it.Copy !req
470. So I got...Copy !req
471. "Gigi."Copy !req
472. I guess that's better
than "Gizmo."Copy !req
473. Being a familiar
isn't for everyone.Copy !req
474. You're not always thanked
or praised.Copy !req
475. But after my master
saved my life,Copy !req
476. he proved to me that...
he really does care about meCopy !req
477. and all the things I do for him.Copy !req
478. And if one day
he doesn't, well...Copy !req
479. Here you go. Down there.Copy !req
480. That be slippy there, hang on.Copy !req
481. Here you go. (whistles)Copy !req
482. Topher!Copy !req
483. Yep.Copy !req
484. Just uh, copy what they do,
you'll be fine.Copy !req
485. Doze Apples!Copy !req
486. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Very good.Copy !req
487. Be back to check on you
next year.Copy !req
488. Doze Apples.Copy !req
489. Yes, yes.Copy !req
490. Gigi.Copy !req
491. Condom.Copy !req
492. Topher!Copy !req