1. Uh, the TA was asking about you
in the chem section.Copy !req
2. I said you were feeling a bit
under the weather.Copy !req
3. So I got you some, um...Copy !req
4. O... What...Copy !req
5. Os-Oscillio...Copy !req
6. Osclio...Copy !req
7. Oc-Occlio.Copy !req
8. - Oak-Oaknium.Copy !req
9. Oc-Occlioscosnium.Copy !req
10. Osio...Copy !req
11. Oscli... uh, Occlioco...Copy !req
12. Oscillococcinum, that's...Copy !req
13. that's the correct
pronunciation, there.Copy !req
14. So...Copy !req
15. take one of those.Copy !req
16. Oh, my God.Copy !req
17. Siri,Copy !req
18. call 911.Copy !req
19. - SIRI: I'm not sure
I got that. Can you...
- Siri...Copy !req
20. She was fine last night.Copy !req
21. And then, this morning,Copy !req
22. she asked me to go
get her some NyQuil.Copy !req
23. And I said, "NyQuil?
Don't you mean DayQuil?Copy !req
24. Because then you're gonna
fall asleep."Copy !req
25. She said, "I want
to sleep all day." And then...Copy !req
26. and then I ended up getting some
oles-olescoleum.Copy !req
27. - Clecleum?
- Do you have a dorm advisorCopy !req
28. - or someone who can...Copy !req
29. What the fuck?Copy !req
30. I thought you said she was dead!Copy !req
31. Her vitals were at zero,
I checked them three times.Copy !req
32. Oh, my... I-I'm sorry.Copy !req
33. I'm so sorry, um...Copy !req
34. you should bill me because I'm
still on my parents' insurance.Copy !req
35. - Uh, ma'am, you were dead.
- I'm fine now, so...Copy !req
36. - I'm fine.Copy !req
37. I still think you should comeCopy !req
38. - to the hospital, ma'am.
- Oh, no, no.Copy !req
39. I'm fine.Copy !req
40. Ma'am, you are not fine.Copy !req
41. Was I disappointedCopy !req
42. I wasn't turned into a vampire?Copy !req
43. Yes.Copy !req
44. Heartbroken.Copy !req
45. But I think it's because...Copy !req
46. I need to learn patience.Copy !req
47. And my master'sCopy !req
48. been really good to me lately.Copy !req
49. How is it looking, Guillermo?Copy !req
50. It looks like
I'm flying, Master.Copy !req
51. Woo-hoo.Copy !req
52. Woo-hoo!Copy !req
53. I'm a vampire!Copy !req
54. You are not, though.Copy !req
55. We have total dominionCopy !req
56. from here... to here.Copy !req
57. So that's two streets.Copy !req
58. Our street and Ashley's street.Copy !req
59. Yes. I lied a bit.Copy !req
60. Actually, it's from
there to there.Copy !req
61. So we have dominion
over five houses?Copy !req
62. We need to reach out
to some other vampires.Copy !req
63. Consider joining
dominions to secureCopy !req
64. our stranglehold
over the region.Copy !req
65. - Yes.
- Yes.Copy !req
66. Simon the DeviousCopy !req
67. is a vampire we have known
for centuries.Copy !req
68. Our coffins were all together
on the shipCopy !req
69. that brought us over to America.Copy !req
70. We used to hide
down in the hole,Copy !req
71. then whisper jokes
to each other.Copy !req
72. Crawl around, tickle each other,
have a lovely time.Copy !req
73. And then we would
climb up to the top deckCopy !req
74. and just breathe in the sea air
and seduce and kill sailors.Copy !req
75. We went to Staten Island,Copy !req
76. he went to Mana-hatta.Copy !req
77. And he very quickly becameCopy !req
78. the king
of the Manhattan vampires.Copy !req
79. And he was only 107, which...Copy !req
80. You know, real boy wonder.
Very clever.Copy !req
81. He's not that clever.Copy !req
82. Okay, who's cleverer, then?Copy !req
83. - Stavros the Clever.Copy !req
84. He died tripping on his capeCopy !req
85. at a wooden stake sale
at the garden center.Copy !req
86. Simon's HQ is this
fantastic nightclubCopy !req
87. called the Sassy Cat Club
in Mana-hatta.Copy !req
88. We used to go
all the time in the '20s.Copy !req
89. And we would do the CharlestonCopy !req
90. and the Peabody, and we'd drink
some very nice bloodCopy !req
91. from some very nice goblets.Copy !req
92. You have to wear
a cape in there.Copy !req
93. Yes.
Everyone is in a cape.Copy !req
94. And if you don't wear a cape,Copy !req
95. you'll look like a
Fuck Me Knee-trembler.Copy !req
96. Laszlo!Copy !req
97. He's right, though.Copy !req
98. If you don't, you'd look like
a right little tart.Copy !req
99. How's this for the city?Copy !req
100. Oh, yes.Copy !req
101. You look like a beautiful
piece of wallpaper.Copy !req
102. It needs a cape.Copy !req
103. Hmm? Really?Copy !req
104. Yeah.
The bigger the better.Copy !req
105. Run.Copy !req
106. We're going into
the city tonight.Copy !req
107. We're going to party and danceCopy !req
108. and form a power alliance
with the Manhattan vampiresCopy !req
109. so that we can crush the humans.Copy !req
110. No offense.Copy !req
111. I found it.Copy !req
112. Thoughts?Copy !req
113. Looks like it's alive.Copy !req
114. Good eye.Copy !req
115. It's 100% witch skin.Copy !req
116. Simon was always very jealous
of this hat.Copy !req
117. I can't wait to see
his face when I walk in.Copy !req
118. Please don't wear that hat.Copy !req
119. - Too stylish?
- No.Copy !req
120. It's a big,
bloody stupid hat withCopy !req
121. a big, bloody stupid
curse on it.Copy !req
122. And every time you wear it,Copy !req
123. something bloody
stupid terrible happens.Copy !req
124. - Nonsense. Gizmo likes it,
don't you?
- It's Guillermo.Copy !req
125. Laszlo's stupid hat.Copy !req
126. It's got a bloody huge
curse on it.Copy !req
127. I have tried to throw it out
many times,Copy !req
128. but it keeps crawling back.
Literally.Copy !req
129. I acquired this hatCopy !req
130. while draining the blood
of a Bavarian Hexenbrenner,Copy !req
131. or witch burner.Copy !req
132. He must've noticed me eyeing it,Copy !req
133. 'cause in his dying breath,Copy !req
134. he said, "Take my hat, it'sCopy !req
135. cuh..."Copy !req
136. "Yes, it is cool," I thought.Copy !req
137. Free hat.Copy !req
138. Even better.Copy !req
139. Think of all the things
that have happened.Copy !req
140. The potato famine,
that time that that horseCopy !req
141. knocked you over
and trampled over you.Copy !req
142. - No, it didn't.
- Then it started
making love to you?Copy !req
143. I don't consider that a curse.Copy !req
144. - It's growing human hair.
- Exactly.Copy !req
145. My new familiar, he likes it.
Don't you, Dustin?Copy !req
146. - JUSTIN: It's Justin.
- Yes, have a touch.Copy !req
147. That was our new familiar.Copy !req
148. Adieu.Copy !req
149. It's that bloody cursed hat,
Laszlo!Copy !req
150. It's got nothing to do with
the hat. It's the bookshelf.Copy !req
151. Which I charged you to fix.Copy !req
152. This hat is not cursed.Copy !req
153. Oh, hey.Copy !req
154. Uh, I-I overheard that you might
be going to Manhattan.Copy !req
155. - I-I'd love to tag along.Copy !req
156. Ooh.Copy !req
157. Look at the skyline, Guillermo.Copy !req
158. Yes, Master.Copy !req
159. Steady, Guillermo.Copy !req
160. It's a bit shaky.Copy !req
161. I don't want water on my cape.Copy !req
162. I'll have a soggy cape.Copy !req
163. Why are we stuck
in bloody traffic, Laszlo?Copy !req
164. - I don't know.
- Cursed hat.Copy !req
165. That man on the sidewalk
looks a bit sad. Curse.Copy !req
166. Why does this car smell bad?
It's the curse.Copy !req
167. Look, you can say that
all night.Copy !req
168. I'm gonna be wearing this hat.Copy !req
169. I am a bit nervous
about seeing Simon.Copy !req
170. In the old days,
it would not have been my styleCopy !req
171. to make an alliance.Copy !req
172. I would have slaughtered
my neighbors in battle.Copy !req
173. But then you wake up
and you think,Copy !req
174. "I've got no neighbors."Copy !req
175. What if I want
to borrow something?Copy !req
176. I'm ready to make a change.Copy !req
177. My old boar.Copy !req
178. Barry.Copy !req
179. He's always smiling.Copy !req
180. Ready to makeCopy !req
181. a friend.Copy !req
182. I'll do the talking.Copy !req
183. I invite you in.Copy !req
184. Oh, it's so dingy.Copy !req
185. Everyone looks like Billy Idol.Copy !req
186. It's a sexy Marmaduke.Copy !req
187. This is lively.Copy !req
188. We are the only one
wearing capes.Copy !req
189. Shall we look
for Simon the Devious?Copy !req
190. Let's mingle
until the others get here.Copy !req
191. Mingling...Copy !req
192. mingling.Copy !req
193. Mingling with you.Copy !req
194. - Hi.
- I-I'm gonna go look
for the bathroom.Copy !req
195. Oh, Guillermo.Copy !req
196. Be careful you don't
get— pfft.Copy !req
197. Why don't you go and mingle?Copy !req
198. Oh, I don't think so.Copy !req
199. Uh, my stomach's feeling
a little iffy.Copy !req
200. Gas.Copy !req
201. So, I think I'll just
stick with you tonight.Copy !req
202. Okay.Copy !req
203. - Laszlo, what is taking so long?
- LASZLO: I say, cabbie.Copy !req
204. I've got my cape
caught in the door.Copy !req
205. - Well, yank it out.
- What the hellCopy !req
206. do you think I've been doing?Copy !req
207. Fuck...!Copy !req
208. You're fucking kidding.Copy !req
209. You stay there.Copy !req
210. I'll come to you.Copy !req
211. - Oh, for fuck's sake!
- Oh, that bloody hat.Copy !req
212. Whoa! Fuck me.Copy !req
213. Fu...Copy !req
214. You haven't tried that?Copy !req
215. It's like, one,
then two, then three.Copy !req
216. And then you get
where we are now.Copy !req
217. - But it's...Copy !req
218. Yeah.Copy !req
219. - Hey.
- Hey.Copy !req
220. Colby.Copy !req
221. Familiar of Xanthos the Cruel
and Radenka the Brutal.Copy !req
222. - Ah.
- This is the familiar room.Copy !req
223. Yep.Copy !req
224. Amalta, Mischa, Jameson.Copy !req
225. - Sam.
- O-Oh, Sam is a...Copy !req
226. Sam's a familiar.Copy !req
227. Sam's a cat.
Guillermo, hi.Copy !req
228. Nandor the Relentless,
so, nice to meet you.Copy !req
229. Wait, Nandor the Relentless
of the Upper West Side?Copy !req
230. No, that's, uh,
Nancy the Relentless.Copy !req
231. People think...
W-We're Staten Island.Copy !req
232. Cool.Copy !req
233. So you know, we have our streetCopy !req
234. and also Ashley's street.Copy !req
235. You know, we've just, uh,
been busy over in Staten Island.Copy !req
236. - We're going to form
an alliance.
- So tell me.Copy !req
237. Are you currently adjoined
to any other vampires?Copy !req
238. Uh, n-no. No, I...Copy !req
239. - Let's just go up
to the roof and...
- COLIN: Hey, hey.Copy !req
240. Do either of you two knowCopy !req
241. what this building used to be?Copy !req
242. This building used to be ownedCopy !req
243. by Hescher-Schmitz Farrier.Copy !req
244. A farrier deals
with equine foot care.Copy !req
245. Kind of a Nike for horses.Copy !req
246. Yes, everyone knows that.
Listen, Colin.Copy !req
247. Why must you come here
and interrupt meCopy !req
248. - when I am talking to...
- Who are you talking to, Nandor?Copy !req
249. It...Copy !req
250. What did...?Copy !req
251. - Fuck has happened in here?
- Oh, my...Copy !req
252. This is a travesty.Copy !req
253. What took you so long?Copy !req
254. His fucking stupid hat.Copy !req
255. Why aren't they wearing capes?Copy !req
256. Looks like anyone can be
a vampire in Mana-hatta.Copy !req
257. Look at him.Copy !req
258. Sod this, I'm gonna get a drink.Copy !req
259. So how long have you
been a familiar?Copy !req
260. You don't look very familiar.Copy !req
261. Ah.Copy !req
262. I see what you did
there, but, uh, ten years.Copy !req
263. - Ten years? A decade.
- Yeah.Copy !req
264. It's considered being
an expert to some people.Copy !req
265. - All right. Okay.
- Which way is the bathroom?Copy !req
266. I'm here for the bathroom.Copy !req
267. - You're standing in it.
- Oh, is that what that is?Copy !req
268. Oh, the buckets.
They gave them to us when theyCopy !req
269. thought we were
going to unionize.Copy !req
270. Do you not read the newsletter?Copy !req
271. There's a newsletter?Copy !req
272. - There is a newsletter.
- I can give you my e-mail.Copy !req
273. Colby, it's time to leave.Copy !req
274. - Oh, those are your...
- Yeah, I'm their...Copy !req
275. I'm their familiar.
They're like, 400 years oldCopy !req
276. but I have to play their parent,
I'm their "Dad"Copy !req
277. - so no one gets suspicious.
- VAMPIRES: Now, Colby.Copy !req
278. - Y-You better go.Copy !req
279. Let's go, kids.Copy !req
280. Daddy's coming.
Let's go.Copy !req
281. - Oh.Copy !req
282. Excuse me, Sam.Copy !req
283. All right, Big Vlad,
light me up.Copy !req
284. - CROWD : Simon! Simon!Copy !req
285. This is insane.
Who would do this?Copy !req
286. - Simon! Simon! Simon! Simon!
- Are you ready for this?Copy !req
287. Abbadon, watch.
Are you watching?Copy !req
288. Oh, boy,
we are having fun tonight.Copy !req
289. Don't look so scared.Copy !req
290. Understandably,
life is filled with mysteries.Copy !req
291. And for our next mystery...Copy !req
292. - Simon!
- Nadja?Copy !req
293. - MAN: Hey!Copy !req
294. Nadja!Copy !req
295. What a sight for sore eyes.Copy !req
296. - I haven't seen you in ages.
- Simon.Copy !req
297. Look at you.Copy !req
298. Don't you look wonderful?Copy !req
299. Fucking bloodle service.Copy !req
300. I wanted this five minutes ago.Copy !req
301. I'm talking to Nadja now.Copy !req
302. Please, please.Copy !req
303. So, what are you up to?Copy !req
304. Well, I'm, uh, uh, living in...
on the Staten Island.Copy !req
305. - Uh-huh...
- And things are going
very, very, very good.Copy !req
306. - Good? Good.
- Very good. Yes.Copy !req
307. Oh, I'm so happy to hear that,
'cause I worry about you.Copy !req
308. - Aw...
- Come, come, come,
come, come, come, come.Copy !req
309. You know, I worry about you
because I hear all these storiesCopy !req
310. about all these vampires,
and they slowly spiral outCopy !req
311. and then they get stuck
in this real complacency.Copy !req
312. Then, eventually,
they just... fade away.Copy !req
313. - But not you.
- No way.Copy !req
314. You're-you're in Staten Island.Copy !req
315. - Well, yes.
- And Laszlo and Nandor?Copy !req
316. Have you spoken
to them recently?Copy !req
317. Uh, well, actually,
they're somewhere here.Copy !req
318. No!Copy !req
319. - Yes.
- Impossible!Copy !req
320. Well, we should
all have a drink.Copy !req
321. I would love to catch up
with those two rascals.Copy !req
322. Ah, there you are.Copy !req
323. Had my eye on you all night,
little one.Copy !req
324. - Oh, I-I, I'm just, uh...
- Yeah, whatever it is
you're "just,"Copy !req
325. you just found it right here.
Sweet release from life.Copy !req
326. - Uh, I like life.
And I'm just, uh...
- NANDOR: Guillermo.Copy !req
327. Oh.Copy !req
328. Something I can
help you with, friend?Copy !req
329. Uh, well, not really, but...Copy !req
330. Oh, were you gonna...Copy !req
331. - No, no, no. No.
- 'Cause I was thinking...Copy !req
332. - Okay. Well, okay.
- Yeah?Copy !req
333. - I'd prefer it if you didn't.
- Why?Copy !req
334. He's kind of my familiar.Copy !req
335. - How could I know?
- No, I...Copy !req
336. No, honest mistake.
Y-You don't have to apologize.Copy !req
337. - I will. I must apologize,
I'm so sorry. I-I...
- Fine, honestly,Copy !req
338. look, if you really had
your heart set on it,Copy !req
339. - don't let me stand in your way.
- Well, I'd love to...
- GUILLERMO: What?Copy !req
340. Not at all.
This is my discourtesy,Copy !req
341. - and I feel bad.
- I mean, I'm okay with it if...Copy !req
342. - I mean, you can if you like.
- No. No. No. I do apologize.Copy !req
343. - Cheers. Okay? Rock and roll.
- Yes.Copy !req
344. Wow!Copy !req
345. No, I wasn't going
to let him eat you.Copy !req
346. Guillermo!Copy !req
347. Simon The Devious will see you.Copy !req
348. Okay. Great. Uh,Copy !req
349. - your hat is bleeding.
- I know.Copy !req
350. You mustCopy !req
351. kill someone in the Hamptons.
It's just...Copy !req
352. Laszlo! Nandor?Copy !req
353. Aren't you a sight
for sore eyes?Copy !req
354. Pleasure to see
you again, Simon.Copy !req
355. And look at you.
Nadja said you're doing well.Copy !req
356. And now I see you in your capes,Copy !req
357. and I think "Well, you haven't
lost your senses of humor."Copy !req
358. - You're married?
- LASZLO and NADJA: Yes.Copy !req
359. Well, your behavior with me
did not preclude youCopy !req
360. - to be married.
- LASZLO: Oh, no, no, no, no.Copy !req
361. I had forgotten because of her
physical behavior with me.Copy !req
362. Oh, when was the last time
we were all together?Copy !req
363. The bicentennial, 1976.Copy !req
364. Yes, you told that joke
about that group of sailors.Copy !req
365. Yes. Uh,Copy !req
366. "It's like a virtual
smorgasbord of seamen"?Copy !req
367. That's it.Copy !req
368. But I haven't even introduced
you to my crew,Copy !req
369. the Leather Skins.Copy !req
370. Of course,
that's Big Vlad behind you.Copy !req
371. Abbadon, Empusa.Copy !req
372. We've got the Freak sisters
over there,Copy !req
373. they're two sisters
and they are not related.Copy !req
374. That's Little Vlad.Copy !req
375. The guy's a fucking maniac.Copy !req
376. We've got Mister 50s.Copy !req
377. We've got S, and that's because
her name is Sarah.Copy !req
378. We've got Evil Steve.Copy !req
379. Freakfest Tony. Ah!Copy !req
380. There he is,
Blavglad the Exsanguinator.Copy !req
381. And, of course, The Silent One.Copy !req
382. Hey.Copy !req
383. We keep going over there,Copy !req
384. we've got Asian Mike.
And that's Chunt.Copy !req
385. Jane the Soulless, Elgrad the
Fifth, Horvok the Pit Master.Copy !req
386. Gonthrapal
and his brother Krylsac.Copy !req
387. It's Wesley Sykes.Copy !req
388. - Desdemona the Shrieker.Copy !req
389. Yes.Copy !req
390. There's Len, my accountant.Copy !req
391. And of course, Count Rapula.Copy !req
392. Yes, he just started rappingCopy !req
393. in 1991.Copy !req
394. Yes, well, um, this is our crew.Copy !req
395. There's Nandor.
My good lady-wife Nadja,Copy !req
396. who you clearly know.
And my good self.Copy !req
397. - We like to keep things slim.
- COLIN: Hi, everyone.Copy !req
398. I'm... I'm-I'm also with them.Copy !req
399. - SIMON: Who is he?
- No one.Copy !req
400. I'm with them.Copy !req
401. Now, we've all known each other
long enoughCopy !req
402. to know that this is not
a mere social visit.Copy !req
403. You are not wrong.Copy !req
404. Um, you may have heard that, uh,Copy !req
405. we have the Baron
visiting with us.Copy !req
406. The Baron came to visit you
in Staten Island?Copy !req
407. Yes. We were thinking,
as we have dominionCopy !req
408. - over Staten Island...
- Uh-huh.Copy !req
409. and you, Simon, you control
a lot of Manhattan, well...Copy !req
410. - I do.
- LASZLO: Yes, uh,Copy !req
411. I mean, there's talk we could
possibly join forces,Copy !req
412. take the lion's share
of New York City.Copy !req
413. Uh, which also includes our
street and also Ashley Street.Copy !req
414. So, I would bring Manhattan
to the table,Copy !req
415. and you would bring...Copy !req
416. Our street and...Copy !req
417. Ashley Street.Copy !req
418. - SIMON ... and Ashley Street.
- Correct.
- Yes.Copy !req
419. Well, that sounds
very interesting.Copy !req
420. Oh, ooh.Copy !req
421. So I guess I would beginCopy !req
422. the negotiation by...Copy !req
423. you giving me that hat.Copy !req
424. Oh, I fucking knew
this would happen.Copy !req
425. - Absolutely not.
- NADJA: Laszlo.Copy !req
426. Simon, you don't want the hat.
It's not a good hat.Copy !req
427. - No...
- Give him the hat.
- No.Copy !req
428. I watched you
walk around that shipCopy !req
429. always wearing that hat
and thinking,Copy !req
430. "This vampire
doesn't deserve this hat.Copy !req
431. I deserve that hat."Copy !req
432. Well, I'll tell you something,
if you want this hat,Copy !req
433. you'll have to cut my head off.Copy !req
434. - Laszlo.
- That's fine.Copy !req
435. Big Vlad, right behind you,
has a machete.Copy !req
436. He could take it, or perhaps
we could get The Silent One,Copy !req
437. or Little Vlad,
he's a fucking maniac.Copy !req
438. And if we could hit Mister 50s,
maybe he could help,Copy !req
439. - or the Exsanguinator himself.Copy !req
440. Or, let's see,
fucking everybody here.Copy !req
441. All right, all right, you've
made your point. Get off me.Copy !req
442. Take the fucking hat.Copy !req
443. Ah, thank you. Mm.Copy !req
444. What is it that's
sort of puckeringCopy !req
445. and sucking
at the back of my head?Copy !req
446. It's a witch's asshole.Copy !req
447. Oh, yes.Copy !req
448. Well, now that I've got the hat,Copy !req
449. - I can say, um,
get them out of here.
- What?Copy !req
450. - LASZLO: What?
- You can get the fuck out!Copy !req
451. Get out of my club!Copy !req
452. - Oh...
- SIMON: I summoned you hereCopy !req
453. to get your hat, and now it is
time for you to leave.Copy !req
454. - Yeah!Copy !req
455. - Humiliating.
- SIMON: Thank you.
Thank you. Thank you.Copy !req
456. By the way, we don't
validate parking.Copy !req
457. Not that you have a car,Copy !req
458. - because you are failures
of vampires
- Lazlo, don't...Copy !req
459. in your pathetic, lame capes.Copy !req
460. This hat— it makes me feel
like Robin Hood.Copy !req
461. Big Vlad, my bow.Copy !req
462. - Touch the sky.
- Touch the sky.Copy !req
463. He's a big silly dickhead.Copy !req
464. I don't remember him
being so devious.Copy !req
465. I mean, he is called
Simon The Devious.Copy !req
466. - Shit!
- Shit! Oh, shit!Copy !req
467. Fucking hell.
Darling?Copy !req
468. - Yes?
- I think my hat's
probably cursed.Copy !req
469. Bat!Copy !req
470. Oh...Copy !req
471. Guillermo.Copy !req
472. Guillermo?Copy !req
473. You're still angry
about that vampireCopy !req
474. who tried to eat you,
aren't you?Copy !req
475. - Yes.
- Don't deny it. I can tell.Copy !req
476. - I said yes.
- See, I knew it.Copy !req
477. Guillermo...Copy !req
478. I'm sorry for
how I treated you tonight.Copy !req
479. I appreciate you.Copy !req
480. I really do.Copy !req
481. Well, you have a funny way
of showing it sometimes.Copy !req
482. Thank you.
But...Copy !req
483. I'm going to
make it up to you tonight.Copy !req
484. This is amazing, Master.Copy !req
485. Enjoy it, Guillermo.
You're really flying.Copy !req
486. This is the best night
of my life!Copy !req
487. Oh, that's quite sad,
but also quite beautiful.Copy !req
488. - I feel like a real vampire.
- Don't push it.Copy !req
489. - What's that over there?
- Where?Copy !req
490. The Empire State Building,
I think.Copy !req
491. Is that it right there?Copy !req
492. - What, over...
- Aah!Copy !req
493. Oops.Copy !req
494. - Shit.Copy !req
495. - NANDOR: Shh, Guillermo.Copy !req
496. - Don't trouble yourself.Copy !req
497. He was fortunate.Copy !req
498. A thicket of trees tangled him
up, and then he landedCopy !req
499. on the roof
of an abandoned food truck.Copy !req
500. I want you to knowCopy !req
501. that you are my...Copy !req
502. friend.Copy !req
503. - Hmm...
- Ugh, no,
that didn't feel right.Copy !req
504. You will forget I said anything.Copy !req
505. Shall we?Copy !req
506. Hold your Horlicks—
that's my bloody hat.Copy !req
507. Is that you in there, Simon?Copy !req
508. Well, I'm gonna take my hat
back, you crispy piece of shit.Copy !req
509. Eh.Copy !req