Watchmen 1x1

Directed by Nicole Kassell

Charles Brice as Charlie Sutton • Michael Graziadei as Carmichael • Wayne Pére as The Suspect • Geraldine Singer as Ms. Sweetwater • Landon Durrence as Adorable White Boy • Jacob Ming-Trent as Panda • Andrew Howard as Red Scare • Tim Blake Nelson as Wade Tillman / Looking Glass • Don Johnson as Judd Crawford

In an alternate America where police conceal their identities behind masks to protect themselves from a terrorist organization, Detective Angela Abar investigates the attempted murder of a fellow officer under the guidance of her friend and Chief, Judd Crawford. Meanwhile, the Lord of a Country Estate receives an anniversary gift from his loyal servants.

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1. "There will be

2. no mob justice today.

3. - Trust in the law."

4. Mama!

5. Come here.

6. It's time to go.

7. Run. Run.

8. Hurry.

9. Don't backtalk me, boy. Get on back.

10. Come on. Come on.

11. Get them.

12. All right, we're here.

13. I told you. Ain't no room.

14. Just the boy then.

15. Hey! Hey! God damn it, O.B.

16. It's gonna be okay, baby. Right?

17. You're gonna go with Heck and Liddy,

18. and they're gonna

19. get you someplace safe.

20. Are you coming, too?

21. We're gonna be

22. right behind you, all right?

23. We gotta go now.

24. Don't move.

25. Hey, get your thumb out your mouth, boy.

26. - O.B., come on. We gotta go.

27. - Be strong.

28. Okay.

29. Get down.

30. You're okay.

31. Oh, shit.

32. Shit, shit.

33. This interaction

34. is being recorded. Do you consent?

35. Yes, sir. Sure.

36. It is 9:35 p.m.,

37. September 8, 2019.

38. Initiated traffic stop.

39. How are you tonight, sir?

40. Good. Yeah, fine. Thanks.

41. - How are you?

42. - What you drinking there?

43. Coca-Cola, sir.

44. - What are you hauling?

45. - Lettuce.

46. - Lettuce?

47. - Yes, sir.

48. Can I take a look?

49. Can I take a look at your face?

50. What did you just say to me?

51. Well, I'm sorry, Officer.

52. - I was just kidding.

53. - License and registration.

54. They're in the glove.

55. I'm just gonna reach over

56. and open it on up, okay?

57. Go ahead.

58. Three-five, returned to vehicle.

59. I need weapons autho.

60. Who's on the desk?

61. Panda.

62. I'll patch you through.

63. - Shit. No, wait. Is there anyone else—

64. - This is Panda. What's up?

65. Hey, I just made a traffic stop.

66. Subject refused a search of his truck,

67. and I observed

68. Kavalry contraband in his glove.

69. Requesting firearm lock release.

70. What kind of contraband?

71. It was a Rorschach mask.

72. - Are you sure?

73. - I saw it.

74. Panda, come on. Release my weapon.

75. Probability of drugs

76. and/or alcohol in the subject's vehicle?

77. High.

78. Probability of firearms

79. and/or explosives in the vehicle?

80. High.

81. What's your overall perceived

82. threat level from the subject?

83. High. Just... buzz me, okay?

84. Stand by.

85. It's not working. I didn't get it.

86. Buzz me again, man.

87. Stand by.

88. We good?

89. Yeah, I got it. Thank you.

90. They bring my uniform up?

91. Next room over.

92. - Mind if I have a minute?

93. - Of course, sir.

94. You running background checks

95. on all the nurses

96. - and orderlies that saw his face?

97. - Yep.

98. We got roadblocks

99. up on all the egresses,

100. but he's probably gone to ground.

101. Sent a couple of units out

102. to the address on his DL,

103. but the house was boarded up.

104. - Kavalry?

105. - More than likely.

106. You want me to call in Red and Night?

107. No.

108. Let them sleep.

109. She gonna be pissed.

110. Why in Christ's name

111. would they start this shit up again?

112. Maybe there was something in the truck

113. they didn't want found.

114. Something like what?

115. There was a head of lettuce

116. in Sutton's car.

117. Shooter must've tossed it in.

118. I believe it was romaine.

119. Were there any croutons?

120. Not that I could ascertain.

121. You don't start a war

122. over goddamn lettuce, Wade.

123. Come over here and pull your face down.

124. Mrs. Sutton?

125. Roberta.

126. Roberta, I'm Judd.

127. May I come in?

128. Yeah. Yeah.

129. There was a shooting.

130. Charlie's in surgery now.

131. When he's out, we're gonna move him

132. to our secure medical facility

133. over at the precinct.

134. Okay.

135. Can I go see him?

136. Of course.

137. Did he tell anyone that he was police?

138. That's against the rules.

139. Yeah.

140. But people still talk.

141. He didn't.

142. Where did he tell folks

143. that he was going when he was on shift?

144. Uh, night school, for engineering.

145. All right.

146. We'll say it was a carjacking.

147. He was leaving school

148. and that's when he got shot.

149. Why?

150. We have protocols.

151. We just want to keep everybody safe.

152. Safe.

153. Yeah, I know what you're thinking.

154. Fuck me and the horse I rode in on.

155. He liked you.

156. No, he likes me.

157. Egg whites are made of protein.

158. When we whip them, we get bubbles...

159. and it's the proteins that form

160. the walls of those bubbles.

161. If we don't have walls,

162. it all comes tumbling down.

163. Now, those walls are strong,

164. but they won't stay that way

165. if just even a little bit of yolk

166. gets mixed in with the whites.

167. So, that's why we gotta separate them.

168. - Can we eat our cookies now?

169. - Please?

170. Y'all go ahead.

171. Okay, Ms. Abar,

172. while they're stuffing their faces,

173. maybe you can explain to them

174. what they're eating.

175. Oh. Um...

176. It's called a banh bia.

177. When I was a little girl in Vietnam,

178. we called them "mooncakes."

179. Oh, were you born there

180. before or after it became a state?

181. Um...

182. A couple years before.

183. Um, I was born just outside of Saigon,

184. and when I grew up,

185. I was a police officer there

186. until I moved here to Tulsa.

187. - Did you stay a police officer?

188. - For a while.

189. - Then I retired.

190. - Why?

191. Um...

192. I was one of the cops

193. who got attacked on the White Night,

194. and that was before police officers

195. were allowed to wear masks,

196. so the bad guys, they knew who I was

197. and they knew where I lived,

198. and they came to my house

199. and they shot me.

200. Right here.

201. And the doctors,

202. they had to pull apart my insides

203. to find the bullet and get it out

204. 'cause they didn't want it to—

205. Oh. Um...

206. Anyway...

207. I figured making cakes and cookies

208. was better than getting shot.

209. So, I quit the police force

210. and opened up a bakery.

211. Did Redfordations pay for it?

212. Excuse me?

213. Your bakery.

214. - Did you pay for it with Redfordations?

215. - Tommy.

216. Topher!

217. Don't tilt your head back.

218. Just pinch your nose.

219. Why'd you hit him?

220. 'Cause you wanted to hit him.

221. He's ten years old.

222. You still wanted to.

223. He said "Redfordations."

224. I heard him.

225. - He's a racist.

226. - He's not racist.

227. But he's off to a good start.

228. Oh, God damn it.

229. Maybe it's a false—

230. It smells.

231. Well, at least your nose is working.

232. - Let's get the truck.

233. - Get the truck!

234. - We're cleaning up the squids.

235. - Thanks, baby.

236. Hey, you left your pager.

237. It's been going off all morning.

238. What's Little Bighorn?

239. I gotta go to the bakery.

240. - You pick up Rosie from school?

241. - Of course.

242. Sweetie, I need you to go with Dad

243. and pick up your sister

244. from school, okay?

245. Don't let him drive too fast.

246. - I love you, sweetie.

247. - I love you too, Mommy.

248. I also love you.

249. - Don't drive fast.

250. - No TV.

251. The clock is ticking.

252. The New York Times is calling it

253. the most important television event

254. of the new millennium.

255. Tomorrow night, the countdown ends.

256. American Hero Story: Minutemen.

257. You own that place?

258. - When's it gonna open?

259. - Couple of months.

260. I'll wait. Hey.

261. You think I can lift 200 pounds?

262. Sure you could.

263. Cop carcass

264. on the highway last night.

265. Soon the accumulated black filth

266. will be hosed away,

267. and the streets of Tulsa

268. will turn into extended gutters

269. overflowing with liberal tears.

270. Soon, all the whores

271. and the race traitors

272. will shout, "Save us."

273. And we will whisper, "No."

274. We are The Seventh Kavalry.

275. We are no one. We are everyone.

276. We are invisible.

277. And we will never compromise.

278. Do not stand between us and our mission

279. or there will be more dead cops.

280. There are so many

281. deserving of retribution,

282. and there is so little time.

283. And that time is near.

284. Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock.

285. Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock.

286. Tick-tock, tick-tock,

287. tick-tock, tick-tock.

288. Tick-tock, tick-tock,

289. tick-tock, tick-tock.

290. Tick-tock, tick-tock,

291. tick-tock, tick-tock.

292. Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock.

293. Kavalry's back.

294. Three years of peace and we

295. convinced ourselves that they were gone.

296. But they were just hibernating.

297. Good thing we know

298. where their caves are.

299. So roll into Nixonville

300. and round them up,

301. and drag their asses

302. into the pod for interrogation.

303. One of them's gonna give up the shooter.

304. Warrants free, weapons hot?

305. We are Article Four.

306. Panda, buzz out the guns.

307. "An emergency 24-hour release

308. of deadly weapons can be authorized...

309. Shut the fuck up, Panda.

310. only if a majority

311. of the police force

312. believe their lives are under

313. direct, immediate threat.

314. LG... do you believe your life

315. is under direct and immediate threat?

316. Yes, I do.

317. What about you, Red?

318. Absolutely.

319. Firearms release is authorized.

320. Chief, you're making a mistake.

321. Yeah, well...

322. it's my funeral.

323. Why didn't you call me?

324. Wanna take your feet

325. off my desk, please?

326. Kavalry-involved shooting last night,

327. and I don't get a Little Bighorn

328. until two hours ago?

329. We were still working the scene.

330. It was late.

331. I know why you didn't call me.

332. Why?

333. You were mad that my sitter bailed,

334. and you had to suffer

335. through black Oklahoma!

336. without having someone

337. to roll your eyes at.

338. - Sitter bailed?

339. - Yes.

340. Well, you and Cal missed out,

341. 'cause black Oklahoma! was delightful.

342. You are not allowed to call it that.

343. You're gonna give me the speech now?

344. What speech?

345. About how I'm overreacting

346. by calling Article Four,

347. and I should calm down and take a breath

348. before we're at war again.

349. There's a guy in my trunk.

350. I knew you were gonna tell us

351. to round up the likelies.

352. I just got a jump on things.

353. You knew?

354. Yes.

355. How do you know he's Seven-K?

356. I got a nose for white supremacy

357. and he smells like bleach.

358. So, put him in the pod?

359. Put him in the pod.

360. Howdy.

361. I'm just gonna ask you

362. a series of questions.

363. Answer them honestly

364. and you can go home.

365. You know why you're here?

366. Hmm. Bitch dressed like a nun

367. kicked in my door

368. and put me in the trunk

369. of her fucking car.

370. That is correct.

371. I want my lawyer.

372. Yeah, we really don't have

373. to do that with terrorists.

374. I'm, I'm not a terrorist.

375. How long have you lived in Tulsa?

376. F-five, five years.

377. Six. Almost six.

378. What did you have

379. for breakfast this morning?

380. Cereal. I think.

381. If I defecated

382. on the American flag,

383. how would that make you feel?

384. - Defecated?

385. - Shit.

386. If I took a shit on the American flag,

387. how would that make you feel?

388. Confused.

389. Are you a member of

390. or do you associate with members of

391. the white supremacist organization

392. known as The Seventh Kavalry?

393. No.

394. Do you believe that

395. trans-dimensional attacks are hoaxes

396. staged by the US government?

397. I don't know. Maybe.

398. Are you a member of

399. or do you associate with members of

400. the white supremacist organization

401. known as The Seventh Kavalry?

402. You already asked me that.

403. Should all Americans pay taxes?

404. Yes.

405. Are you a member of

406. or do you associate with members of

407. the white supremacist organization

408. known as The Seventh Kavalry?

409. Are you a member of

410. or do you associate with members of

411. the white supremacist organization

412. known as The Seventh Kavalry?

413. Are you a member of

414. or do you associate with members of

415. the white supremacist group

416. known as The Seventh Kavalry?

417. No. No.

418. Well?

419. - He knows.

420. - You sure?

421. He's not gonna talk sans motivation,

422. but he was off the charts

423. on the bias questions.

424. Eyes dilated on all the Rorschachs.

425. Yeah, I'm sure.

426. Like I said...

427. bleach.

428. A cop got shot,

429. so we're all a little wound up here.

430. But still, that's no excuse

431. for how I treated you.

432. Sorry.

433. Yeah, okay.

434. Appreciate your understanding.

435. - Fuck you!

436. - Where is he?

437. Where is he?

438. Where is he?

439. Where is he?

440. Where is he?

441. Where is he?

442. Where is he?

443. Cattle ranch.

444. We're almost at the house.

445. Is there any movement inside?

446. You got a head count?

447. Looks like four.

448. Maybe five.

449. Cops! Pack it up! Let's go!

450. Head on out. Come on.

451. - Oh, shit. They're moving.

452. - Go. Go now.

453. Show time.

454. - Come on, boys, let's go.

455. - Pack it up. Go!

456. Down! Down! Everybody, down!

457. They got a fucking plane.

458. Come on! Let's go!

459. You fucker!

460. Fucker!

461. Spit it out! Spit it out, motherfucker!

462. Spit it out!

463. Fuck.

464. Pill?

465. Fucking coward.

466. Where are the others?

467. Shit.

468. Crawford. Crawford,

469. two of them got out.

470. They're taking off.

471. They're right under you.

472. All right, bring her out.

473. Good.

474. Stay with him.

475. Higher.

476. Higher.

477. - Higher, damn it.

478. - I'm trying.

479. Chief, fucking quit!

480. The ship can't take it.

481. Fuck.

482. Are you okay?

483. - W...

484. Oh, shit.

485. What the fuck?

486. Welcome home, Master.

487. Thank you, Alphonse.

488. Your thighs are quite raw, Master.

489. Yeah, I rode quite a distance yesterday.

490. But don't worry, Ms. Crookshanks.

491. Have at it.

492. Sir.

493. Shall I dress you?

494. That's a little formal, Mr. Philips.

495. - Is it a special occasion?

496. - Of course it is, Master.

497. It's your anniversary.

498. For he's a jolly good fellow

499. For he's a jolly good fellow

500. For he's a jolly good fellow

501. Which nobody can deny

502. Well, it looks delicious.

503. We used the honeycomb

504. you gave us, Master.

505. Would you like to cut it, sir?

506. That is a horseshoe, Mr. Philips.

507. I'm so sorry, sir.

508. - Would a knife be more appropriate—

509. - No. It's... It's all right.

510. It's the bee's knees.

511. Happy anniversary, Master.

512. You'd discarded

513. some drawings of it, sir.

514. The pieces were most intricate...

515. but I tried my very best

516. to get it to function.

517. I...

518. wanted to surprise you, sir.

519. It's exquisite, Mr. Philips.

520. Speaking of surprises...

521. I have a surprise for you.

522. I've started writing a play.

523. It's a tragedy in five acts.

524. When it's finished...

525. I want the two of you...

526. to play the leading roles.

527. And what do you call it, Master?

528. The Watchmaker's Son.

529. The Watchmaker's Son.

530. President Truman,

531. - President Eisenhower...

532. - Okay, we get it.

533. President Johnson, President Nixon,

534. President Ford, President Redford.

535. - All right, baby girl.

536. - I'm gonna get another bottle.

537. Rosie, Emma,

538. I am officially convinced that

539. one day another little girl

540. will be listing your names.

541. You hear that?

542. Maybe your Aunt Jane

543. will be your campaign manager.

544. My mommy quit her job, too.

545. She was a policeman.

546. Uh, I didn't quit, sweetheart.

547. I retired.

548. What's the difference?

549. Topher, don't be disrespectful.

550. Better not stand up for her.

551. She'll take away your TV, too.

552. All right.

553. Cal, I'm taking away your TV.

554. Ha-ha. Mommy took your TV away.

555. Wait a minute. What happened?

556. What did I miss?

557. No TV for anybody.

558. Oh, no. That's horrible.

559. Cal, this was a wonderful meal.

560. Totally worth

561. getting ditched for Oklahoma!

562. Ditched for what?

563. Well, you didn't even tell him?

564. - I spared him.

565. - What's... What's happening?

566. Wha... You didn't know

567. that your sitter bailed?

568. Babe, you hate musicals.

569. Nobody hates Oklahoma!

570. - You did.

571. - No. I thought it was great.

572. Then why'd you tell me at intermission

573. that their hearts weren't in it?

574. - Really?

575. - No.

576. - Okay.

577. - No, no.

578. He's just jealous

579. because he played Curly in high school.

580. - No way.

581. - Who's Curly?

582. Curly? Curly is the star of Oklahoma!

583. He gets the girl. He kills the bad guy.

584. And he sings a lot.

585. Sing, Uncle Judd.

586. - No, no, no.

587. - Yeah, Uncle Judd. Sing.

588. - No, no, no.

589. - Sing, sing, sing, sing.

590. Sing, sing, sing, sing.

591. Sing, sing, sing, sing.

592. Sing, sing, sing, sing.

593. Some people claim that you are to blame

594. As much as I

595. Why do I take the trouble

596. To bake my favorite pie?

597. Don't take my arm too much

598. Don't put your hand in mine

599. Of course he sings.

600. Your hand

601. Feels so grand in mine

602. People will say

603. We're in love

604. Don't dance

605. All night with me

606. Oh, my turn.

607. Till the stars fade from above

608. They'll see

609. It's all right with me

610. People will say we're in love

611. Watch batteries?

612. Mm-hmm. Pulled a duffel

613. out of that plane you blew up.

614. There was a couple hundred

615. of them in there.

616. Can't you just buy those

617. at any old store?

618. No. Not anymore.

619. They're the old kind,

620. the synthetic lithium.

621. The ones that were making people sick.

622. Oh, I get it.

623. Kavalry's gonna make a cancer bomb.

624. I don't know.

625. But that fucker in the video

626. said that they had a mission,

627. and it was gonna happen soon.

628. Aren't you worried?

629. Oh, Angela...

630. I'm worried as fuck.

631. Hey. What are you two talking about

632. that's taking so long?

633. Oh, nothing.

634. Just the end of the world.

635. Tick-tock, tick-tock, tick-tock.

636. The clock is ticking.

637. We're running out of time.

638. Evil is rising.

639. Second by second, we all cry out.

640. Yes, sir. You bet.

641. We got them all.

642. Well, shooter took some

643. sort of damn poison pill

644. before we could interrogate him,

645. but you know...

646. Who will save us?

647. Uh, well...

648. Yeah, there's always

649. a chance of reprisal, Governor, but...

650. we gave them a pretty good taste of

651. what happens when you take one of ours.

652. Well, you're welcome, Governor. Bye now.

653. - How'd I do?

654. - You sounded very confident.

655. That's because, my dear,

656. I'm full of confidence.

657. Yeah, I noticed some of it

658. coming out of your nose at dinner.

659. It's been a tough week.

660. Yeah.

661. It's the hospital.

662. - Charlie Sutton just woke up.

663. I'm gonna change into my uniform,

664. and I'm gonna go there

665. and I'm gonna see him.

666. Baby, maybe you shouldn't drive.

667. I'll get one of the boys

668. out front to take me.

669. You don't have to wait up for me.

670. But it's a hell of a name, isn't it?

671. Senator Joe Keene was a real cowboy,

672. unlike our current Sundancer-in-Chief.

673. Thirty years of Redford

674. and what have we got to show for it?

675. More land we can't live on,

676. more animals we can't kill,

677. and a six-month wait

678. to get a gun for our own protection.

679. Hell, if Joe Junior wants to mount up

680. and gallop into the White House,

681. I say let him ride.

682. Shit.

683. We should... We should answer that.

684. I'm close. I'm close.

685. It's gonna wake up the kids.

686. Okay. Okay. Okay.

687. God damn it.

688. Hello.

689. Is this Angela Abar?

690. Yes.

691. Is your father Marcus Abar?

692. Who is this?

693. The oak tree out on Rowland Hill.

694. Something you need to see there.

695. I know who you are,

696. so don't wear no goddamn mask.

697. What?

698. Watch the street.

699. If anybody pulls up other than me,

700. fucking shoot them

701. before they get to the porch.

702. Okay.

703. Turn it off.

704. Or I'll shoot.

705. Pore Jud is daid

706. Pore Jud Fry is daid

707. All gather 'round his cawfin now and cry

708. He looks like he's asleep

709. It's a shame that he won't keep

710. But it's summer and

711. we're running out of ice

712. Pore

713. Judd