1. This... is... nuts!
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2. Oooo, good idea!
Squills love nuts!
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3. Excuse me, ma'am, but would you
happen to have any peanuts that my
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4. companion and I might use to entice
your frightened little one home
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5. and back into the warm
embrace of his lovin' family?
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6. Oh, there he goes!
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7. I'll save you!
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8. Wander, no!
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9. I don't like the looks of that cave!
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10. I know. But if something horrible
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11. happens to that little guy,
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12. I'd never forgive myself.
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13. But what if something
horrible happens to you?
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14. Wander. No. No.
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15. - No!
- Sorry. I love you.
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16. Love you too, buddy,
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17. but why is there this
part of you that always
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18. has to do the wrong things
for the right reasons?
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19. - Wander!
- This is amazing!
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20. Oh, thank Grop he's okay!
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21. I'm gonna throttle him!
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22. Whoaa.
It's bee-yoo-tiful.
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23. Well, I'll be.
It's multiple me's!
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24. Howdy do to you!
I mean, me!
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25. - That... is... awesome!
- I know, right?
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26. What have I asked you about?
Runnin' off like that.
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27. Promise you will never do that...
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28. Hey, what did I just say?
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29. This is amazing!
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30. - Let's go!
- Yeah!
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31. This is great!
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32. What is going on?
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33. Hey, keep it down out here,
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34. I'm trying to slee...
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35. Wander!
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36. Wander?
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37. Wander!
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38. - What is going on?
- The indigenous crystals
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39. have fractured the varying
facets of my persona
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40. and liberated them,
sending them traipsing over
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41. the countryside, hither and yon'...
time is of the essence;
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42. if the personality fragments
are not reunited expeditiously,
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43. the original specimen will disappear...
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44. forever!
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45. Okay, wait, so if he's him,
and he is him, and you're him,
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46. then that means that they're also him,
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47. but if I don't get them and
you and him back into him,
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48. then he won't be him anymore?
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49. In an inarticulate garbled
manner of speaking...
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50. - yes.
- Thanks. It's all I needed.
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51. Not so smart now, are ya?
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52. No!
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53. Is this the end of
overly dramatic Wander?
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54. And... scene.
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55. Yes!
You're gonna be okay, pal.
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56. Just gotta the rest of yous
back into you.
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57. Hey, pal! Come here!
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58. No. No. No!
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59. Oh, I get it. You're
the one that always runs
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60. off and does stuff even
though I tell you not to!
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61. Well, fine! Go!
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62. It's your fault we're in
this mess in the first place.
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63. Wander's better off without you.
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64. That's a lot of Wanders.
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65. Four hundred twenty, to be precise.
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66. - There's Angry Wander.
- Flabdrassit!
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67. Burping Wander.
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68. - Curious Wander.
- Hey! What's that?
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69. Distracted Wander.
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70. - Easily-impressed Wander.
- That's amazing!
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71. - Zen Wander.
- They who act in haste,
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72. effort will they waste.
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73. - Tree Hugger Wander.
- Man, scope out that view.
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74. That's amazing!
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75. - Hero Wander.
- I'll save you!
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76. Blonde Wig Wander.
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77. I'll save you.
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78. That's amazing!
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79. Woohoo!
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80. I can't do this!
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81. I love you.
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82. I love you. I love you.
I love you.
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83. Don't be all down in the dumps.
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84. It's always sunny somewhere,
Sylvie, ol' girl.
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85. Sylvia, Sylvia, she's our man,
if she can't do it, no one can!
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86. Yeah? Maybe you're right.
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87. That's ama...
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88. Okay. Let's catch some Wanders
using their traits as bait!
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89. That rhymed! I love you.
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90. Oh, no! You're a mess!
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91. Mess. Mess.
Did someone say mess?
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92. Clean up.
Clean it up now!
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93. - Obsessy via Messy? Check and check.
- That also rhymed! I love you.
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94. Five down, 415 to go!
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95. Tea time!
Time for girls to try on shoes
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96. and talk about lady things.
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97. Two helpless females all alone.
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98. I hope no bad guys are nearby.
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99. Help! Help! Save me!
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100. - I'll save yo...
- Save it. I'm the hero now.
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101. Smell that righteous grub.
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102. You're doing great. I love you.
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103. Gosh, oh golly, those Wanders
over there sure look sad.
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104. I love you all!
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105. And heeere's Wander!
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106. Wander?
Come on, buddy.
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107. Please?
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108. What's wrong?
I put them all back in.
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109. Who did I forget?
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110. No. No. Not him.
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111. He's the one that always
gets us into trouble.
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112. And he won't listen to me anyway.
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113. If you don't accept all of us,
you accept none of us.
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114. Whoooaa. That's deep, dude.
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115. He's just gonna cause trouble
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116. and then I don't wanna...
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117. Flabdrassin' Wanders,
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118. make me do the wrong things
for the right reasons.
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119. Hm. This one always does
whatever I tell him not to.
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120. Ding!
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121. Gotcha!
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122. Are we sure about this?
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123. 'Cause my life is pretty
crazy with this one in it.
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124. But it'll be so
much worse without you.
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125. Yeeee-haw!
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126. Wander? Are-Are you okay?
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127. I'm more than okay. I'm perfect!
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128. Now come, trusty steed,
it's time to stop that
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129. heartless evil-doer, Lord Hater,
once and for all!
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130. Hyah!
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131. - Wait, what? Stop?
- Yes. I am a good guy.
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132. And he is a bad guy.
And I stop him.
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133. No, no, no, no.
The Wander I know
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134. wants to befriend Hater,
not stop him.
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135. Wait. Why are all these
other Wanders still up there?
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136. Something's not right.
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137. Wander.
That crystal has no reflection.
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138. We're still missing some part of you.
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139. That's okay.
I'm a lot better without it.
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140. - Let's go go go.
- No. I've learned my lesson.
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141. Every part of you is important.
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142. The helper seeks to help
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143. because he knows what
it is to be helpless.
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144. Hey, little guy, it's okay.
I won't hurt you.
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145. Come on.
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146. Home.
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147. Thanks, Syl.
That was the most important part.
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148. Whoo.
I wouldn't want someone else
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149. to go through what I went through.
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150. Love that part of you, buddy.
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151. Over?
What do you mean it's over?
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152. But I conquered you!
Your planet belongs to me.
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153. Belonged to you.
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154. Look, you really haven't
been around a lot lately,
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155. so we weren't even sure if you
were still underruling us anymore,
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156. so we, like, uh, well,
we met someone else.
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157. Someone else? Who?
Is it Emperor Awesome?
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158. The Black Cube of Darkness?
Dominator?
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159. - It's a... it's the, uh...
- Evil Sandwich!
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160. That's right!
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161. It is I, Sourdough.
The Evil Sandwich.
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162. And I have seized control of
yet another one of your planets,
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163. - Lord Hater.
- Oh, yeah?
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164. Well, I didn't even want
that stupid planet anyway.
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165. I got pleeenty of other
planets that are waay better.
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166. No, you don't!
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167. Have you checked the
villain leaderboard lately?
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168. Uh, yeah.
I don't know the exact number,
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169. but I'm like waaay up there.
Right, Peepers?
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170. Oh, the sandwich is right, sir.
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171. That was the last planet we
had control of in this system,
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172. which knocks us completely
off the villain board.
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173. You're more of a
"ne'er-do-well" than a villain.
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174. How bad are you at this?
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175. Wow, you can't even do that right.
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176. How'd that work out for ya?
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177. Sir. This is exactly what I
warned you about in my report
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178. entitled "Oblique Strategies
for Successful Masters of Evil."
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179. I clearly stated that the
only to truly rule the galaxy
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180. is through careful planning,
precise focus, and hard work.
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181. - But, noooo. You...
- Me?
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182. Don't tell me what
being evil is all about!
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183. It's about being all...
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184. Scary bad guy stuff, not, uh...
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185. blah blah meeting, staff,
business guy stuff...
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186. Wow. I can't believe I never
figured this out before.
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187. The reason we've been failing
all this time is because...
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188. You waste all our resources
trying to destroy a
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189. happy-go-lucky do-gooder who
just wants to be your friend?
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190. Because you and your boring plans have
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191. been keeping me down, Civilian Peepers!
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192. Uh, sir, with due
respect, it's Commander.
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193. Not anymore. You're fired.
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194. Oh, this isn't happening.
This isn't happening. This...
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195. This isn't happening.
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196. He'll realize he made a mistake.
He needs me.
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197. - Peepers, I need you.
- Of course, sir, what can I do for you?
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198. Before you GO, how do I,
like, find planets to conquer?
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199. Are they just sort of around, or...
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200. Check the intergalactic
matrix in the command console.
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201. The red button on the black thing.
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202. Thanks! Man, I'm so
stoked to be running things
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203. without you getting
in my way all the time.
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204. Anyway, you're still fired!
Adios.
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205. Peepers, wait.
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206. Yes? You know those
eyeball guys I have?
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207. How often do I need to
change their batteries?
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208. They're not robots, they're watch dogs.
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209. Oh, they're dogs. Huh.
So I gotta walk them then...
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210. They're not dogs either, they're...
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211. Gotcha. Robot dogs...
feed them batteries.
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212. Thanks, buddy! I owe ya.
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213. Not enough to save your job though.
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214. - Peepers, wait.
- What?
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215. Look, I realize now I may
have been a bit hasty before.
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216. - You do?
- Yeah, I almost forgot to ask you,
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217. what's your log-in password?
I need to erase you from the system.
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218. Hater-and-Peepers-Forever.
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219. That's H-8-R-N-P33P3RS with
"3" for the "e's", 4-E-V-R.
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220. Delete that. Delete that.
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221. Delete that. Delete that.
Delete that.
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222. Delete that. Delete...
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223. Actually, no. These memories...
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224. We've been through
a lot together, haven't we?
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225. - Yes, sir, we sure have.
- I'm having second thoughts.
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226. Instead of deleting these, could you
just crop yourself out of 'em?
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227. Cool. Well, goodbye forever.
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228. He'll see. Wait'll he tries
conquering something without me.
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229. - Where to, my friend?
- Just drive.
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230. Who wants batteries?
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231. - Hater!
- Well, well, well. Sourdough.
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232. I must admit, it was
a pleasure to beat you.
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233. Oh, I should've said, "eat you."
Do over.
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234. Wow. You're even bad
at sandwich puns. Sad.
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235. Why are you
messing with my planets?
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236. Oh, do you mean my planets?
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237. The planets that used to be
yours but are now totally mine
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238. 'cause I conquered 'em
because I'm awesome and you're
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239. a dumb sandwich.
Those planets? You're conquered.
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240. - Deal with it, pimento brain.
- What? You didn't conquer squat.
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241. You just knocked off crowns,
planted flags, and did stupid dances.
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242. - Uh, yeah. I conquered them.
- No. That's wrong.
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243. You've got to leave a battalion behind.
Establish infrastructure.
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244. Don't you know anything
about being an evil ruler?
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245. - Uhhh...
- Where's the angry little smart guy?
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246. The one who actually knows
what evil is all about.
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247. I know what evil is all about!
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248. Prepare to become a patty melt.
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249. - Uh, finger slipped.
- Fire!
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250. Which one's the shieldy thing?
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251. How are you so bad at this?
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252. I conquered this entire quadrant.
And I'm a sandwich.
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253. You're a powerful
electrical skeleton man!
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254. Shut your buns!
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255. Saline tester? I could do that.
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256. - Hey, Peepers. 'Sup?
- Sir?
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257. Just one last question.
Not that I need your help.
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258. But if someone got in a major dog fight
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259. with a sandwich, what would one do?
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260. - Oh. I thought I was in your way.
- Oh, you were. Big time.
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261. And I can handle this.
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262. But I'm just going around,
getting second opinions.
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263. I don't know. Is there
maybe something you want
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264. to tell me first?
Maybe you wanna say you're...
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265. Sorry? Nope.
Uh, can't think of anything.
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266. - Hurry, Lord Hater, apologize!
- I don't wanna!
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267. - I'm waiting.
- You want advice?
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268. - In old galaxy, I work as villain.
- Shut your face!
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269. Peepers, come on!
What did I ever do to you?
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270. I'm sorry...
you felt I did something wrong.
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271. I'm sorry... that you're such
a whiny over-sensitive baby!
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272. No, no, no, no, wait, please,
I can get this.
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273. This was my bad and I'm sooooor...
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274. I'm sorry. I don't know why I'm
having such a hard time with this.
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275. Close enough.
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276. Watch dogs!
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277. We're pulling a reverse
Galaxon Phalanx maneuver
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278. into an aggressive Cropdust Wedge!
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279. Eye Fighters, deploy!
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280. Shields, activate!
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281. And with Sandwich's whole
armada focused on US...
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282. he's left his planets
totally vulnerable!
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283. Ooo, ooo. I wanna help.
What can I do?
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284. What you do best, sir.
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285. Evil Sandwich! You're toast!
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286. Now for the finishing touch.
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287. Evil Sandwich...
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288. Hey, Hater.
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289. So glad we're back together.
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290. It was so embarrassing
being ruled by a sandwich.
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291. Well, I couldn't have done it without...
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292. me! If I hadn't fired Peepers,
this never would have happened.
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293. Oh.
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294. Sir.
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295. Don't make me fire you again.
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296. Bleep bloop;
rules and planning;
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297. strategy; no emotion;
does not compute;;
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298. servo shutting down; nee nor...
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299. System's operating at peak efficiency.
I am a giant nerd.
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