Wander Over Yonder 2x35

Directed by Dave Thomas

Wander is too scared to think straight as he and Sylvia journey inside a creepy forest to find an ancient power to use against Dominator.

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1. Stupid Wander! Blew up my top secret storage facility

2. and stole back all the stuff I rightfully stole first.

3. How could this day get any worse?

4. Captain Tim! OK! OK!

5. I give! You win! Who's a good boy?

6. You's a good boy! Ha ha ha!

7. Stupid Dominator! Stealing my planets!

8. I hate him so much!

9. Heel, Tim. Heel.

10. Stupid Dominator! Blowing up my concert to impress her!

11. I like her so much!

12. Ha ha ha!

13. Stupid...!

14. Dumb...!

15. Terrible...!

16. Worst...!

17. Day...!

18. Ever...!

19. Oh, Tim, you always brighten up a bad day!

20. Hahaha!

21. Stupid cafeteria!

22. Serving tacos when I specifically asked for taquitos!

23. Captain Tim, this is the worst thing that has ever happened!

24. The worst thing that has ever happened!

25. Tim? Tim?

26. Tim? Tim?

27. Tim? Tim?

28. Tim?

29. Tim? Tim?

30. Tim?

31. Tim? Tim?

32. Taquitos!

33. Tim?

34. - You rang? - Who are you?

35. I'm Tim, the lovable Watchdog!

36. No, I'm looking for Captain Tim!

37. - Ooh, I'm a captain now? - What? Ew, no!

38. You're the wrong Tim and always will be!

39. My mistake!

40. Tiiiiiiii...!

41. Yeah? Oops, sorry. Not me.

42. Watchdogs!

43. We have toppled mighty empires,

44. laid waste to fearsome enemies.

45. But today we face a mission

46. more important than any we've ever encountered.

47. My Tim-Tim went bye-bye

48. and I don't know where he is... I miss my Tim-Tim!

49. He's gone. We survived!

50. The nightmare is over!

51. You happy Tim-Tim is gone?

52. Overjoyed! Ha-ha-ha!

53. Whoo!

54. Oh, uh, sorry, sir. I know you cared for that... thing,

55. but Captain Tim wasn't really a pet so much as a...

56. um, hideous monster trying to maul everybody on the ship.

57. But he was my hideous monster trying to maul everybody on the ship!

58. Whoo-hoo! Yeah!

59. Well, forget them!

60. I am the great and terrible Lord Hater!

61. I get what I want, when I want,

62. and right now I want my buddy back!

63. I shall unleash all of my power to find him!

64. Excuse me, have you seen this Tim?

65. Hey, has anyone tried to eat your face off recently?

66. Do you have a tummy ache? 'Cause sometimes he

67. spits acid in your tummy while you're sleeping.

68. Has anyone seen Captain Tim?

69. Yeah. I've seen that... thing.

70. Every night in my dreams before I wake up screaming,

71. drenched in sweat and regret.

72. - So... you have seen him then, or... ? - I know his kind!

73. Arachnomorphs. Blood-sucking, acid-spitting beasts

74. that can tear through the hull of your ship like tissue paper

75. or your entire crew...

76. - That's my Tim-Tim! - Name's Ripov.

77. I've been trackin' the trail of mayhem and tears

78. his species has spread across the galaxy.

79. - Kinda like a dogcatcher? - Yeah. Kinda.

80. But I'm always one step behind them.

81. Never met anyone 'sides me who came up against one and survived.

82. With your help, I can finally

83. hunt down this monstrosity and every one of his kind!

84. I'm really just looking for the one, but great! Let's move!

85. - Hey! I'm having like a moment here! - Quiet!

86. I'm scanning for traces of the 'Morph's DNA.

87. Then I'll be able to track him.

88. Nothing.

89. Wait, is this a robot arm?

90. Oh, sorry, that was a whole thing. Here, try this.

91. Hey! Careful that's his favorite Squeepy-beepy!

92. 'Morphs don't have a favorite anything!

93. They're instinct-driven killing machines.

94. If you wanna survive, remember,

95. they don't care about Squeepy-Beepies

96. and they definitely don't care about you.

97. That's not true. Captain Tim's a good boy.

98. Quinton VI. 'Morphs wiped out a colonial mining operation.

99. Tried to take my arm with it.

100. Oh, yeah? Wander ruined my invasion of Kameron,

101. so Tim cheered me up with some love bites.

102. 'Morph tried to eat me alive on Wutani.

103. Drooly Acid Kisses on Cluckon.

104. - Ambush at the Farbrix Lavadrome! - Game of fetch on Seacironicus V!

105. - My grop. So that's where they are. - What? What is it?

106. - It's Arachnomorph mating season. - Arachno-what's-this-now?

107. Every mating season, the Arachno-Queen

108. summons all eligible males to their home world.

109. They travel on solar winds across the galaxy

110. to fight for the Queen's honor and amusement.

111. Um, bros before Arachnos.

112. Tim would never leave me for some monster lady.

113. No emotion! Instinct! They fight to the death!

114. And the lone survivor will emerge as the new Arachno-King.

115. Aw, Tim's a scrappy little guy! He can take care of himself!

116. It's Captain Tim! Pull over! Pull over!

117. The 'Morph home world.

118. After years of searching, the war is almost over,

119. and nothing will keep the weary warrior

120. from earning her rest on the fiery field of...

121. - I'm coming, Tim-Tim! - Don't open that...

122. - ... door. - Umm...

123. sit.

124. You bugs messed with the wrong grizzled loner!

125. I'm not gonna stop until I put down every last one of ya!

126. You're gonna what?

127. Bye-bye, Tim-Tim!

128. Get away from my special little guy.

129. Rawr!

130. Tim-Tim! Come to da-da!

131. Are you nuts? They're mindless killing machines!

132. Look who's... talking!

133. Ewww, gross!

134. You got a moist towelette in one of those pouches?

135. Quiet, you idiot! You don't want to alert...

136. the... Queen...

137. It's OK. Captain Tim will rescue me any second now.

138. - For the last time, no, he's... - Captain Tim!

139. Sir! I'm sorry I let you go alone, but I'm here to rescue you!

140. No!

141. Captain Tim!

142. Hater! I saw this missing Tim sign and rushed to...

143. Captain Tim!

144. Wander! I saw this missing Tim sign and assumed you would...

145. What!

146. Captain Tim!

147. Nope. Watchdog Tim again. Hey, what's goin' on in here?

148. Captain Tim! In your face, Ripov!

149. He beat up all those other jerks and now he's...

150. doing exactly what I said he was doing.

151. He doesn't care. He can't change.

152. Their just gonna make more little monsters

153. and we're gonna be baby food!

154. Happy?

155. Tim!

156. Mmmm! I missed you so much!

157. Ha! Double fake-out!

158. Captain Tim burned you good!

159. Captain Tim burned me good!

160. Never leave me again. Never ever ever.

161. You! Pretty impressive.

162. Even I couldn't take out a 'Morph Queen like that.

163. I guess bad things can change.

164. Ehhhhhhhhhh?

165. Aww!

166. Aww!

167. Baby steps.

168. Oh. Quit it! OK!

169. Oh, Tim you always brighten up a bad day!

170. Deep in the darkest woods I hide.

171. I keep you safe from what lurks outside.

172. Even the strongest cannot resist my power.

173. I can strike anyone, anywhere at any hour.

174. Only once you master me will you defeat your enemy.

175. - Yeesh. Creepy. - Ah, this riddle doesn't make any sense,

176. but the map says this is the place.

177. Somewhere in these woods lies an ancient power,

178. a power that could help us stop Dominator!

179. So, all we have to do is carefully sneak in,

180. run a meticulous survey of the area,

181. approach the ancient power with caution and...

182. You're already in there, aren't you?

183. Um... isn't this is where you leave me hanging

184. and charge headlong into some horrible danger

185. you're somehow oblivious to... or not?

186. - Wander, you're not... scared? - What? Nooo, of course not!

187. Everyday is an adventure and everything is amazing, right?

188. I just... got a bad feeling about this Sylvia...

189. this place gives me...

190. I'm sure there's puh-lenty of other ways to thwart Dominator

191. that aren't hidden in a dark and gloomy forest of terror and despair.

192. - So let's Orbble on outta here and see... - Wander, nothing in this forest

193. could possibly be as terrifying

194. as Dominator destroying the entire galaxy.

195. But what if there's a Frankenstein in there...?

196. Oh. Wander, there is not a...

197. Forest bad!

198. Well... there aren't any in there now!

199. Seriously, what are you so afraid of? Come on.

200. Wander?

201. You're right, Syl. This ain't so bad!

202. Sylvia! We're already lost!

203. Wander! Just relax. Try taking some deep breaths.

204. Wander, leaves rustle in the wind.

205. Old trees creak.

206. And twigs are snapping because I'm stepping on them.

207. Aw, don't worry, that's just a Wilhelm Warbler!

208. Annoying and all over the place, but totally harmless.

209. Syl! Thing! Woods!

210. Wander, there's nothing there.

211. Your eyes are just spooking out your head, buddy.

212. And if there was?

213. Lady and Dutchess won't let anything hurt you,

214. and neither will I.

215. Ha!

216. Now what?

217. Wander, I-I don't know what's gotten into you,

218. - but you're seeing stuff that's just not... - There!

219. - OK, look... - Behind you!

220. Sylvia!

221. Wander?

222. Mime! Phantom! Phantomime!

223. Oh, no, I've named them, thus giving them power!

224. Calm down, buddy.

225. Your super-vivid imagination has taken the wheel

226. and is driving you bonkers.

227. You need a distraction.

228. Here. How about you strum a happy tune

229. while I double-check the scroll?

230. Oh, grop! What are these terrible things?

231. - Guys, stop! - Wander.

232. OK, OK, it's all good, pal.

233. There's nothing around here except your best bud

234. and I'm not gonna let anything happen to you, got it?

235. - Maybe you need some rest. - You're right, Syl.

236. As long as I've got my bestest bud by my side,

237. I've got no reason to hide!

238. Bud by my side... no reason to hide...

239. Sylvia? Hello? Syl...?

240. King Binglebord, is that you?

241. Phew! Oh. Just a dream.

242. Phew! That was just a dream.

243. Phew. Just a dream in a dream in a dream.

244. Frankenphantomimenstein!

245. Wander, you okay?

246. Huh? Oh, wow, what a crazy dream.

247. Wait, that ancient scroll?- Got it.

248. Did it give you a great power?

249. - Dom won't know what hit her! - Oh. Then that means...

250. There was nothing to be afraid of.

251. Unless...

252. Awwww, man! Come on!

253. Sylvia? Where are you?

254. Right, I'm obviously still dreaming.

255. Nope, still there. Still there.

256. Oh no...

257. Sylviiiiiaaaaahhh!

258. I noticed the fire was dying so... I... Wander?

259. Wander? Can you hear me?

260. Wander, where are you?

261. Wan... der? W-Wander...?

262. Don't goof around.

263. Ahh! Sweet jumpin' flabbdraserry in a handbasket, he was right!

264. Wander!

265. She'll find me. She always finds me.

266. She'll find me, they always find me.

267. They'll find me, they always find me.

268. Mimes find me.

269. I'm really tired of screaming!

270. - Ah, you're OK! - Oh. Thank grop, you're alive!

271. Sylvia, I've got a lil' hunch we are not welcome in these woods.

272. Agreed. Ancient power or no ancient

273. power, I say get the grop outta here!

274. Ow!

275. Stop bouncin', ya creeps!

276. Oh, that's actually way creepier.

277. I'm sorry, Syl! This looks like the end!

278. Hey! You want me? Come and get me.

279. But keep your jazz hands offa my best friend!

280. No! You can't go through her to get to me,

281. because you have to go through me to get to her!

282. No, I'm gonna protect you.

283. Nuh-uh! Let me protect you!

284. - Sylvia... look! - Huh? Where'd they go...?

285. Look, Syl. They only show up when you're scared.

286. Ooo. Idea!

287. Wander? Wander? Where are you?

288. - I'm here, Syl. - Wander!

289. Hiya, Syl.

290. - Wander! - Boo!

291. - Wander! - Howdy.

292. - Wander! - How do you do?

293. Quit it.

294. Sylvia, I'm very, very, very, very glad you're okay,

295. but I'm sorry we didn't find the great power to stop Dominator.

296. But we did find it, Wander.

297. The answer to the scroll's riddle,

298. "Only once you master me will you defeat your enemy."

299. It's fear!

300. There's more power in overcoming your fear than in any weapon.

301. Even Dominator isn't as scary as the thought of losing you.

302. And without anybody to scare, those Phantomimes

303. are powerless to petrify any more people... right?