1. Stupid Wander!
Blew up my top secret storage facilityCopy !req
2. and stole back all the stuff
I rightfully stole first.Copy !req
3. How could this day get any worse?Copy !req
4. Captain Tim! OK! OK!Copy !req
5. I give! You win!
Who's a good boy?Copy !req
6. You's a good boy!
Ha ha ha!Copy !req
7. Stupid Dominator!
Stealing my planets!Copy !req
8. I hate him so much!Copy !req
9. Heel, Tim. Heel.Copy !req
10. Stupid Dominator! Blowing
up my concert to impress her!Copy !req
11. I like her so much!Copy !req
12. Ha ha ha!Copy !req
13. Stupid...!Copy !req
14. Dumb...!Copy !req
15. Terrible...!Copy !req
16. Worst...!Copy !req
17. Day...!Copy !req
18. Ever...!Copy !req
19. Oh, Tim, you always
brighten up a bad day!Copy !req
20. Hahaha!Copy !req
21. Stupid cafeteria!Copy !req
22. Serving tacos when I
specifically asked for taquitos!Copy !req
23. Captain Tim, this is the worst
thing that has ever happened!Copy !req
24. The worst thing that has ever happened!Copy !req
25. Tim? Tim?Copy !req
26. Tim?
Tim?Copy !req
27. Tim? Tim?Copy !req
28. Tim?Copy !req
29. Tim?
Tim?Copy !req
30. Tim?Copy !req
31. Tim? Tim?Copy !req
32. Taquitos!Copy !req
33. Tim?Copy !req
34. - You rang?
- Who are you?Copy !req
35. I'm Tim, the lovable Watchdog!Copy !req
36. No, I'm looking for Captain Tim!Copy !req
37. - Ooh, I'm a captain now?
- What? Ew, no!Copy !req
38. You're the wrong Tim and always will be!Copy !req
39. My mistake!Copy !req
40. Tiiiiiiii...!Copy !req
41. Yeah?
Oops, sorry. Not me.Copy !req
42. Watchdogs!Copy !req
43. We have toppled mighty empires,Copy !req
44. laid waste to fearsome enemies.Copy !req
45. But today we face a missionCopy !req
46. more important than any
we've ever encountered.Copy !req
47. My Tim-Tim went bye-byeCopy !req
48. and I don't know where he is...
I miss my Tim-Tim!Copy !req
49. He's gone. We survived!Copy !req
50. The nightmare is over!Copy !req
51. You happy Tim-Tim is gone?Copy !req
52. Overjoyed!
Ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
53. Whoo!Copy !req
54. Oh, uh, sorry, sir.
I know you cared for that... thing,Copy !req
55. but Captain Tim wasn't
really a pet so much as a...Copy !req
56. um, hideous monster trying
to maul everybody on the ship.Copy !req
57. But he was my hideous monster
trying to maul everybody on the ship!Copy !req
58. Whoo-hoo! Yeah!Copy !req
59. Well, forget them!Copy !req
60. I am the great and terrible Lord Hater!Copy !req
61. I get what I want,
when I want,Copy !req
62. and right now
I want my buddy back!Copy !req
63. I shall unleash all of
my power to find him!Copy !req
64. Excuse me, have you seen this Tim?Copy !req
65. Hey, has anyone tried to
eat your face off recently?Copy !req
66. Do you have a tummy
ache? 'Cause sometimes heCopy !req
67. spits acid in your tummy
while you're sleeping.Copy !req
68. Has anyone seen Captain Tim?Copy !req
69. Yeah. I've seen that... thing.Copy !req
70. Every night in my dreams
before I wake up screaming,Copy !req
71. drenched in sweat and regret.Copy !req
72. - So... you have seen him then, or... ?
- I know his kind!Copy !req
73. Arachnomorphs.
Blood-sucking, acid-spitting beastsCopy !req
74. that can tear through the hull
of your ship like tissue paperCopy !req
75. or your entire crew...Copy !req
76. - That's my Tim-Tim!
- Name's Ripov.Copy !req
77. I've been trackin' the
trail of mayhem and tearsCopy !req
78. his species has spread
across the galaxy.Copy !req
79. - Kinda like a dogcatcher?
- Yeah. Kinda.Copy !req
80. But I'm always one step behind them.Copy !req
81. Never met anyone 'sides me who
came up against one and survived.Copy !req
82. With your help, I can finallyCopy !req
83. hunt down this monstrosity
and every one of his kind!Copy !req
84. I'm really just looking for
the one, but great! Let's move!Copy !req
85. - Hey! I'm having like a moment here!
- Quiet!Copy !req
86. I'm scanning for traces
of the 'Morph's DNA.Copy !req
87. Then I'll be able to track him.Copy !req
88. Nothing.Copy !req
89. Wait, is this a robot arm?Copy !req
90. Oh, sorry, that was a whole thing.
Here, try this.Copy !req
91. Hey! Careful that's his
favorite Squeepy-beepy!Copy !req
92. 'Morphs don't have a favorite anything!Copy !req
93. They're instinct-driven
killing machines.Copy !req
94. If you wanna survive, remember,Copy !req
95. they don't care about Squeepy-BeepiesCopy !req
96. and they definitely
don't care about you.Copy !req
97. That's not true.
Captain Tim's a good boy.Copy !req
98. Quinton VI. 'Morphs wiped out
a colonial mining operation.Copy !req
99. Tried to take my arm with it.Copy !req
100. Oh, yeah? Wander ruined
my invasion of Kameron,Copy !req
101. so Tim cheered me up
with some love bites.Copy !req
102. 'Morph tried to eat me alive on Wutani.Copy !req
103. Drooly Acid Kisses on Cluckon.Copy !req
104. - Ambush at the Farbrix Lavadrome!
- Game of fetch on Seacironicus V!Copy !req
105. - My grop. So that's where they are.
- What? What is it?Copy !req
106. - It's Arachnomorph mating season.
- Arachno-what's-this-now?Copy !req
107. Every mating season, the Arachno-QueenCopy !req
108. summons all eligible
males to their home world.Copy !req
109. They travel on solar
winds across the galaxyCopy !req
110. to fight for the Queen's
honor and amusement.Copy !req
111. Um, bros before Arachnos.Copy !req
112. Tim would never leave
me for some monster lady.Copy !req
113. No emotion! Instinct!
They fight to the death!Copy !req
114. And the lone survivor will
emerge as the new Arachno-King.Copy !req
115. Aw, Tim's a scrappy little guy!
He can take care of himself!Copy !req
116. It's Captain Tim!
Pull over! Pull over!Copy !req
117. The 'Morph home world.Copy !req
118. After years of searching,
the war is almost over,Copy !req
119. and nothing will keep the weary warriorCopy !req
120. from earning her rest
on the fiery field of...Copy !req
121. - I'm coming, Tim-Tim!
- Don't open that...Copy !req
122. - ... door.
- Umm...Copy !req
123. sit.Copy !req
124. You bugs messed with
the wrong grizzled loner!Copy !req
125. I'm not gonna stop until I
put down every last one of ya!Copy !req
126. You're gonna what?Copy !req
127. Bye-bye, Tim-Tim!Copy !req
128. Get away from my special little guy.Copy !req
129. Rawr!Copy !req
130. Tim-Tim!
Come to da-da!Copy !req
131. Are you nuts?
They're mindless killing machines!Copy !req
132. Look who's... talking!Copy !req
133. Ewww, gross!Copy !req
134. You got a moist towelette
in one of those pouches?Copy !req
135. Quiet, you idiot!
You don't want to alert...Copy !req
136. the... Queen...Copy !req
137. It's OK. Captain Tim will
rescue me any second now.Copy !req
138. - For the last time, no, he's...
- Captain Tim!Copy !req
139. Sir! I'm sorry I let you go
alone, but I'm here to rescue you!Copy !req
140. No!Copy !req
141. Captain Tim!Copy !req
142. Hater! I saw this missing
Tim sign and rushed to...Copy !req
143. Captain Tim!Copy !req
144. Wander! I saw this missing Tim
sign and assumed you would...Copy !req
145. What!Copy !req
146. Captain Tim!Copy !req
147. Nope. Watchdog Tim again.
Hey, what's goin' on in here?Copy !req
148. Captain Tim!
In your face, Ripov!Copy !req
149. He beat up all those
other jerks and now he's...Copy !req
150. doing exactly what
I said he was doing.Copy !req
151. He doesn't care.
He can't change.Copy !req
152. Their just gonna make
more little monstersCopy !req
153. and we're gonna be baby food!Copy !req
154. Happy?Copy !req
155. Tim!Copy !req
156. Mmmm!
I missed you so much!Copy !req
157. Ha! Double fake-out!Copy !req
158. Captain Tim burned you good!Copy !req
159. Captain Tim burned me good!Copy !req
160. Never leave me again.
Never ever ever.Copy !req
161. You!
Pretty impressive.Copy !req
162. Even I couldn't take out
a 'Morph Queen like that.Copy !req
163. I guess bad things can change.Copy !req
164. Ehhhhhhhhhh?Copy !req
165. Aww!Copy !req
166. Aww!Copy !req
167. Baby steps.Copy !req
168. Oh. Quit it!
OK!Copy !req
169. Oh, Tim you always
brighten up a bad day!Copy !req
170. Deep in the darkest woods I hide.Copy !req
171. I keep you safe from what lurks outside.Copy !req
172. Even the strongest
cannot resist my power.Copy !req
173. I can strike anyone,
anywhere at any hour.Copy !req
174. Only once you master me
will you defeat your enemy.Copy !req
175. - Yeesh. Creepy.
- Ah, this riddle doesn't make any sense,Copy !req
176. but the map says this is the place.Copy !req
177. Somewhere in these woods
lies an ancient power,Copy !req
178. a power that could
help us stop Dominator!Copy !req
179. So, all we have to do
is carefully sneak in,Copy !req
180. run a meticulous survey of the area,Copy !req
181. approach the ancient
power with caution and...Copy !req
182. You're already in there, aren't you?Copy !req
183. Um... isn't this is
where you leave me hangingCopy !req
184. and charge headlong
into some horrible dangerCopy !req
185. you're somehow oblivious to...
or not?Copy !req
186. - Wander, you're not... scared?
- What? Nooo, of course not!Copy !req
187. Everyday is an adventure and
everything is amazing, right?Copy !req
188. I just... got a bad feeling
about this Sylvia...Copy !req
189. this place gives me...Copy !req
190. I'm sure there's puh-lenty of
other ways to thwart DominatorCopy !req
191. that aren't hidden in a dark and
gloomy forest of terror and despair.Copy !req
192. - So let's Orbble on outta here and see...
- Wander, nothing in this forestCopy !req
193. could possibly be as terrifyingCopy !req
194. as Dominator destroying
the entire galaxy.Copy !req
195. But what if there's a
Frankenstein in there...?Copy !req
196. Oh. Wander, there is not a...Copy !req
197. Forest bad!Copy !req
198. Well... there aren't any in there now!Copy !req
199. Seriously, what are you so afraid of?
Come on.Copy !req
200. Wander?Copy !req
201. You're right, Syl.
This ain't so bad!Copy !req
202. Sylvia! We're already lost!Copy !req
203. Wander! Just relax.
Try taking some deep breaths.Copy !req
204. Wander, leaves rustle in the wind.Copy !req
205. Old trees creak.Copy !req
206. And twigs are snapping
because I'm stepping on them.Copy !req
207. Aw, don't worry, that's
just a Wilhelm Warbler!Copy !req
208. Annoying and all over the
place, but totally harmless.Copy !req
209. Syl! Thing! Woods!Copy !req
210. Wander, there's nothing there.Copy !req
211. Your eyes are just spooking
out your head, buddy.Copy !req
212. And if there was?Copy !req
213. Lady and Dutchess won't
let anything hurt you,Copy !req
214. and neither will I.Copy !req
215. Ha!Copy !req
216. Now what?Copy !req
217. Wander, I-I don't know
what's gotten into you,Copy !req
218. - but you're seeing stuff that's just not...
- There!Copy !req
219. - OK, look...
- Behind you!Copy !req
220. Sylvia!Copy !req
221. Wander?Copy !req
222. Mime! Phantom! Phantomime!Copy !req
223. Oh, no, I've named them,
thus giving them power!Copy !req
224. Calm down, buddy.Copy !req
225. Your super-vivid imagination
has taken the wheelCopy !req
226. and is driving you bonkers.Copy !req
227. You need a distraction.Copy !req
228. Here.
How about you strum a happy tuneCopy !req
229. while I double-check the scroll?Copy !req
230. Oh, grop!
What are these terrible things?Copy !req
231. - Guys, stop!
- Wander.Copy !req
232. OK, OK, it's all good, pal.Copy !req
233. There's nothing around
here except your best budCopy !req
234. and I'm not gonna let
anything happen to you, got it?Copy !req
235. - Maybe you need some rest.
- You're right, Syl.Copy !req
236. As long as I've got my
bestest bud by my side,Copy !req
237. I've got no reason to hide!Copy !req
238. Bud by my side...
no reason to hide...Copy !req
239. Sylvia? Hello? Syl...?Copy !req
240. King Binglebord, is that you?Copy !req
241. Phew!
Oh. Just a dream.Copy !req
242. Phew!
That was just a dream.Copy !req
243. Phew. Just a dream
in a dream in a dream.Copy !req
244. Frankenphantomimenstein!Copy !req
245. Wander, you okay?Copy !req
246. Huh?
Oh, wow, what a crazy dream.Copy !req
247. Wait, that ancient
scroll?- Got it.Copy !req
248. Did it give you a great power?Copy !req
249. - Dom won't know what hit her!
- Oh. Then that means...Copy !req
250. There was nothing to be afraid of.Copy !req
251. Unless...Copy !req
252. Awwww, man! Come on!Copy !req
253. Sylvia?
Where are you?Copy !req
254. Right, I'm obviously still dreaming.Copy !req
255. Nope, still there.
Still there.Copy !req
256. Oh no...Copy !req
257. Sylviiiiiaaaaahhh!Copy !req
258. I noticed the fire was
dying so... I... Wander?Copy !req
259. Wander?
Can you hear me?Copy !req
260. Wander, where are you?Copy !req
261. Wan... der?
W-Wander...?Copy !req
262. Don't goof around.Copy !req
263. Ahh! Sweet jumpin' flabbdraserry
in a handbasket, he was right!Copy !req
264. Wander!Copy !req
265. She'll find me.
She always finds me.Copy !req
266. She'll find me, they always find me.Copy !req
267. They'll find me, they always find me.Copy !req
268. Mimes find me.Copy !req
269. I'm really tired of screaming!Copy !req
270. - Ah, you're OK!
- Oh. Thank grop, you're alive!Copy !req
271. Sylvia, I've got a lil' hunch
we are not welcome in these woods.Copy !req
272. Agreed. Ancient power or no ancientCopy !req
273. power, I say get the grop outta here!Copy !req
274. Ow!Copy !req
275. Stop bouncin', ya creeps!Copy !req
276. Oh, that's actually way creepier.Copy !req
277. I'm sorry, Syl!
This looks like the end!Copy !req
278. Hey! You want me?
Come and get me.Copy !req
279. But keep your jazz hands
offa my best friend!Copy !req
280. No! You can't go
through her to get to me,Copy !req
281. because you have to go
through me to get to her!Copy !req
282. No, I'm gonna protect you.Copy !req
283. Nuh-uh!
Let me protect you!Copy !req
284. - Sylvia... look!
- Huh? Where'd they go...?Copy !req
285. Look, Syl. They only show
up when you're scared.Copy !req
286. Ooo. Idea!Copy !req
287. Wander? Wander?
Where are you?Copy !req
288. - I'm here, Syl.
- Wander!Copy !req
289. Hiya, Syl.Copy !req
290. - Wander!
- Boo!Copy !req
291. - Wander!
- Howdy.Copy !req
292. - Wander!
- How do you do?Copy !req
293. Quit it.Copy !req
294. Sylvia, I'm very, very,
very, very glad you're okay,Copy !req
295. but I'm sorry we didn't find the
great power to stop Dominator.Copy !req
296. But we did find it, Wander.Copy !req
297. The answer to the scroll's riddle,Copy !req
298. "Only once you master me
will you defeat your enemy."Copy !req
299. It's fear!Copy !req
300. There's more power in overcoming
your fear than in any weapon.Copy !req
301. Even Dominator isn't as scary
as the thought of losing you.Copy !req
302. And without anybody to scare,
those PhantomimesCopy !req
303. are powerless to petrify
any more people... right?Copy !req