Wander Over Yonder 2x27

Directed by Dave Thomas • Eddie Trigueros • Justin Nichols

Sam Riegel as Emperor Awesome (voice)

In this special half-hour musical episode, Lord Hater enlists Wander's help to finally ask Dominator on a date.

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1. At last, after all this time, I, Lord Hater,

2. have my most hated foe in my clutches!

3. The moment of reckoning is at hand.

4. I have but one question for you.

5. What do you think this means?

6. "The vile Lord Dominator

7. demands the presence of Lord Hater..."

8. "... aboard her ship..."

9. "... at once... Don't be late."

10. That sounds like a date!

11. That's what I said, but Peepers said I was stupid.

12. Okay, look, I'm the greatest in the galaxy.

13. Dominator's probably already in love with me,

14. but this has to go even more perfect than usual.

15. So I thought, Wander knows all about this lovey-dovey junk.

16. So maybe you could, you know,

17. help me out or whatever.

18. Excuse me. I have something in my eye.

19. They're tears of joy.

20. Oh, you gotta be all Wander-y about it.

21. No, no, no! I've got it under control.

22. So what do you know about her?

23. Well, I know she's already seen my sweet car,

24. my awesome band, and of course, my rockin' bod.

25. Uh-huh. But what does she like?

26. Um... me? I don't understand the question.

27. Wait. What's happening?

28. I have no idea what you're singing about.

29. What I mean is...

30. All right, Hater, give it a shot.

31. - Okay, have you ever noticed how incredibly impressive I am? - No!

32. Who wants to date the galaxy's most charismatic dictator?

33. - You do. - Try again.

34. - What's your favorite... - Mm-mmm.

35. One of my many, many outstanding traits

36. - might is my humility. - No! From the top.

37. Wander, can you hold the singing for just five more minutes?

38. What the... Hater's prison!

39. How did... oh, it's gonna be one of those days.

40. Don't worry, buddy.

41. I'll have us out of here faster than you can say...

42. - Who's... what now? - I don't get it.

43. Dominator keeps destroying planets she could be conquering.

44. But why? What am I not seeing?

45. Me! Now where's Wander?

46. Oh! Always with the singing.

47. But I'm going to use that to my advantage.

48. Your idiot and my idiot are teaming up to ask Dominator out,

49. leaving her wide open to attack by

50. my indomitable Watchdog army!

51. You mean that Watchdog army?

52. No matter. I don't need them.

53. My plan is foolproof. I've done extensive research

54. on our good friend Dominator.

55. - Did you just sing that? - What? No.

56. - Don't be ridiculous. - Well, it's a cute plan. It's just, uh...

57. "Just uh..." just uh what?

58. Okay. Okay, you definitely sang that last part.

59. Well, so did you. I was only following your lead.

60. Wait. "Follow my lead." That's it!

61. I may not stand a chance against Dominator's bots,

62. but you could fight them to a standstill...

63. While you install the frostonium

64. and freeze her army. No, this is crazy.

65. Desperate times call for desperate measures.

66. Are you a man, or are you a Zbornak?

67. All right, I'm in.

68. Great, but no singing.

69. Again!

70. Uh, look at this muscle.

71. Pretty cool, right? Date me.

72. Again.

73. Who's your favorite electrical skeleton man?

74. Again.

75. This is so hard! I mean, what does she even like?

76. What is she into? What are her favorite things to do?

77. Hater.

78. If I only knew that, then I could think of

79. a stupid question to ask her.

80. Hater, that was a question

81. about someone other than yourself!

82. You actually care about somebody else!

83. I do? I do!

84. Here we go.

85. This is a bad idea. I'll send flowers instead.

86. Or maybe a series of awkward text messages.

87. Dominator, it is I,

88. the Duke of Destruction,

89. the Monarch of Mayhem,

90. Lord Hater!

91. Uh... ahem.

92. I received your summons, and in response,

93. I have but one thing to say.

94. Yeah! I think she's diggin' it.

95. This is going super well.

96. This is going super well. A little too super well.

97. There's not a bot in sight.

98. The ship's core is just inside. Easy as one, two, three.

99. Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine?

100. Fantasy sequence, boys!

101. Saxophone!

102. Uh, yeah, so, I was wondering if maybe

103. Tuesday, if you aren't busy or anything

104. you might wanna hang out,

105. or get a cup of coffee or espresso or something,

106. or whatever works for you.

107. Yeahhhh!

108. What the grop is going on here?

109. You.

110. But there... and also throne.

111. I was in the shower. That's just my suit.

112. I-I received your summons to appear, and that's...

113. Oh, dang. Was that today?

114. One sec.

115. - Okay, go ahead. Surrender. - Wait, what?

116. I think you mean surrender your heart to my studly skull muffin.

117. What? Ew! No.

118. Hater's the only villain who hasn't bowed down before me.

119. I called you here to admit that I am the greatest in the galaxy.

120. Oh, there's a whole part of the song about that. Two, three...

121. So you... don't want to date me?

122. Oh... that is...

123. You think I...

124. That is too good.

125. I mean, it's sad for you, but...

126. Let me put this in a way you idiots will understand.

127. What am I, boys?

128. She's the bad guy.

129. Oh, my grop.

130. She's not trying to conquer the galaxy so she can rule it.

131. She wants to destroy it. Man, that's evil.

132. 'Cause you're the bad guy?

133. Or, well, girl.

134. Hey, Dominator, freeze.

135. Oh, yeah!

136. This whole place is gonna freeze over.

137. We've gotta save Wander, and to a lesser extent, Hater.

138. Oh, seriously?

139. Be right back.

140. Ooh, why don't you take this time to work on your death rattles?

141. I like a... "No, no, no, no, no, no!"

142. But a... "Why?" is not without its charms.

143. Come on, Hater. We gotta get outta here.

144. When I say "evac," you say "uate."

145. Evac, evac.

146. What's the point? She thinks I'm a joke.

147. She might as well destroy me.

148. I do deny it 'cause we're not.

149. I swear, if you say buddy one more time.

150. Get back here!

151. Oh, grop.

152. - Buddy! - Buddy!

153. - Uh, buddies? - Buddy!

154. This ship is gonna blow any second now.

155. But he keeps saying we're friends!

156. Listen, buddies or no buddies,

157. I'm not ready to die yet, so let's go!

158. No, no, no, no, no, no!

159. Take that, Dominator.

160. We did it, buddies.

161. We're not your buddies!

162. Oh, man, this is so cool!

163. Thanks, losers.

164. Now she's got lava and ice powers?

165. That's it. Game over. We lose, Dominator rules.

166. No she doesn't, sir. If she destroys the entire galaxy,

167. there'll be nothing left to rule.

168. And you're forgetting the most important thing.

169. What's that?

170. That's right. I am the greatest.

171. Yeah! Nailed it!

172. And you know what I'm gonna do?

173. So we can conquer it later.

174. Syl, I really made a mess of things.

175. - Good. - How is that good?

176. Realizing that is the first step

177. - to making things right. - Aw, Syl.

178. Enough with the singing already.

179. Obviously, I'm the greatest!

180. It's ice. Show's over.

181. Argh, stupid catchy tune!