1. - Sir, is this a...
- Brilliant idea? Absolutely.
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2. I needed to remind the universe
how evil and awesome I am.
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3. So, I ordered the Watchdogs
to make a propaganda film
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4. using the most sophisticated and respected
art form in the universe.
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5. This is to impress Dominator, isn't it?
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6. What? No! But if she happens
to see this, and finally realize
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7. how awesome and kissable I am, so be it.
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8. Now shut up! I want to hear what
I sound like as a cartoon character.
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9. Today shall be the final reckoning
as I, Lord Hater,
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10. the greatest in the galaxy, finally become
the greatest in the galaxy!
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11. Dead on! Great casting, Watchdogs!
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12. I've located the all-powerful
Staff of Power!
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13. Ooh, sounds powerful.
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14. The Staff of Power is so powerful,
it can do the impossible,
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15. make me even more powerful than I am now.
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16. It will do this by charging me with
a power, which I will use to power up,
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17. thus giving me more power
than I currently have! Power!
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18. Solid writing, too.
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19. Peepers!
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20. Yes, sir?
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21. Whoa! Oh, no, my glasses!
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22. Are you kidding?
This is totally inaccurate!
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23. This is a terrible plan! It'll never work!
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24. Seems pretty accurate to me.
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25. There! Viper Mountain!
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26. Now no one shall stop me
from getting the Staff of Power!
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27. Ah, not so fast, Hater!
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28. Emperor Awesome!
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29. The Staff of Power will be mine!
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30. Watchdogs, attack!
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31. Oh, come on!
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32. Oh, yeah! Get him!
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33. Woohoo!
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34. Wow, what an impressive fight.
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35. Awesome doesn't stand a chance.
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36. We should stop
describing it and watch in silence.
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37. What's going on?
Why aren't I seeing all my cool moves?
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38. We kind of blew all our
animation budget on the Watchdog fight.
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39. We thought it was
more important to the story.
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40. Finally, the Staff of Power is mine!
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41. And I win, just like in real life.
Dominator's gonna love thi...
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42. Uh, I mean, great work, guys.
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43. Hey, Hatey!
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44. Oh, no. You didn't.
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45. Hater, it's me, your old pal!
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46. They totally did it!
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47. You put Wander in my cartoon?
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48. I don't know about this, Wander.
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49. It seems like a bad idea.
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50. Oh, that is perfect!
You nailed him!
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51. Oh, and I was totally gonna
destroy you guys.
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52. What happens?
Oh, don't tell me. No spoilers,
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53. but I bet I destroy them
with my Staff of Power!
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54. Finally, I can now destroy you, Wander,
with my Staff of Power!
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55. Knew it!
Pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew, pew!
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56. Oh, yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
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57. Duh. But, I just wanted
to sing you a song.
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58. Banjo!
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59. Wait. What's going on?
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60. Ow! Ooh!
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61. Ow! Ow!
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62. Ouch! Oh!
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63. Ouch! Ouch!
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64. Ow, ow! No. please stop!
My backup backup glasses!
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65. Oh no! These Watchdogs are too tough.
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66. I'm done for! Wander, he-eh-eh-elp!
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67. I am the Wanderer!
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68. What?
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69. Oh, I get it. You made Wander all strong
so it will be more impressive
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70. when I finally beat him.
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71. This is a smart cartoon.
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72. This ends now!
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73. Not if I can help it!
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74. This... seems like it's going for a while.
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75. Uh, yeah.
We were 15 seconds short,
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76. so we had to pad it out.
Just give it a minute.
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77. Any second now...
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78. Yeah! Go, me!
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79. Although I could've done it so many times
before this time...
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80. now, because I am
so much more powerful this time,
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81. this is the time
when I finally destroy you, Wander.
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82. This is the time to die!
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83. Yes! Guys, I think I've got
something real special here.
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84. But Hater, all I ever wanted
was to be your friend.
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85. Wait, what?
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86. I just wanted to be your friend in the
hopes it will stop you from bein' so evil.
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87. Wow. All of a sudden, out of nowhere,
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88. I've come to realize that I have
a tendency to compensate
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89. for my insecurity and loneliness
by being evil and scary.
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90. But you, Wander, saw the one thing
that I really needed was not an army...
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91. or planets or power...
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92. No, no, no, no, no!
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93. but a friend.
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94. What's going on?
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95. I said I wanted this to be true to life!
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96. All you did was make a cartoon
where I almost succeed,
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97. then Wander shows up, tries
to be my friend, and ruins everything!
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98. - Yeah, but...
- That's what always happens.
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99. Burn it. Burn it all!
Never let anybody see this cartoon ever!
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100. Especially not Dominator!
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101. Well, sir, we would,
but we're broadcasting this live.
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102. And ratings are through the roof!
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103. What? No! We gotta animate a new ending
where I destroy Wander.
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104. Animation is so hard!
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105. People who do this for a living
deserve more credit and respect!
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106. Great day, buddy.
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107. What do you say we end it
with a big old hug?
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108. Only if it's the biggest.
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109. Aw, it's okay, Hater.
I think this show is amazing!
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110. Argh! Gotta change the ending right now!
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111. Aw, too bad. I think
Lord Hater would like the twist ending.
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112. Twist ending?
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113. You fool! This was all a trick!
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114. What better way to crush your spirits
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115. than to make you think
we were actually friends?
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116. My spirits are crushed.
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117. He he he, now...
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118. before an audience of billions,
I will finally destroy you.
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119. You're putting me on your TV show?
Aw, that's awful sweet of you.
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120. What? No! Don't step on my lines.
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121. No!
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122. Ugh. Lame.
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123. It's the Mystery Kids Mysteries.
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124. This week, the gang solves the case of...
Mavis' haunted sweatshirt.
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125. - Crikeys.
- Ehh...
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126. Grr... driving... mysteries.
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127. Ruff, ruff, ruff. I'm a dog, dudes!
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128. Now that's a cartoon.
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129. Hi, boys and girls.
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130. I'm TV's Wander.
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131. Lord Hater sure wanted that Staff of Power
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132. but what he really wanted all along...
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133. was a friend.
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134. Well, actually, that was just a trick
to destroy you, Wander.
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135. Oh, right. But, he sure worked hard
to get there,
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136. and if you work hard, too...
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137. Not really. His Watchdogs
did most of the fightin' for him.
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138. Oh, right. So then, the lesson was...
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139. uh...
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140. Don't know. It sure was funny, though.
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141. But there's nothin' funny
about bicycle safety.
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142. Always wear a helmet.
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143. That's just good horse sense.
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144. Probes! Get in here!
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145. Oh, please tell me one of you
found a non-lame planet to dominate.
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146. We're running low
on Volcanium Ehhhxxx...
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147. You! Bot 42! Show me what you've got!
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148. Scouting Measlon 3.
Trace elements detected.
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149. Zero.
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150. Seriously? Just one planet?
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151. And this useless hunk of rock
is the best you've got?
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152. I wouldn't even get out of bed
to destroy this.
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153. Do not dominate.
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154. Gee, ya think?
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155. Bot 13!
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156. Show this poor, pathetic bot
how it's done.
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157. Thebulon 9.
Volcanium X detected.
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158. Strualiax. Volcanium X detected.
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159. Aggrothia. Volcanium X detected.
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160. Dominate.
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161. Yes! That is what I'm talkin' about!
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162. Why can't the rest of you
be more like Bot 13?
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163. As for you...
you've disappointed me for the last time!
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164. Now the rest of you...
get back to work!
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165. Affirmative, Lord Dominator.
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166. Target acquired. Seacironicus 12.
Commence scouting protocol.
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167. Sylvia, look! Sylvia, look at me!
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168. Sylvia, you're not looking!
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169. That's nice, Wander.
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170. After all the running
we've been doing lately
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171. I should make the most of this place
before Dominator wrecks it, too.
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172. Whoo...
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173. Good golly! I am so sorry. Are you...
a Dominator probe?
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174. Aw, still, the poor guy sure looks like
he needs some help.
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175. Hello there! You okay? What's your name?
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176. Beep Boop, huh?
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177. Nice to meet you, Beep Boop.
Folks call me Wander.
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178. What brings you round these parts?
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179. Explore planet.
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180. Identify planet's valuable resources.
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181. Hey, me, too!
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182. Aw, you don't seem so bad.
Wanna be travel pals?
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183. - Ne..
- Great.
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184. Sylvia, I'd like you to meet...
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185. Wander, buddy, I promise to be super
interested after my post-sleep nap.
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186. Why don't you go check out the boardwalk?
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187. Sure thing, Syl. Come on, Beep Boop.
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188. Yeah, beep boop, wazzle fazzle.
Whatever you...
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189. A vacation's twice as fun when you have
a travel pal to share it with.
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190. Scanning for Volcanium X.
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191. Volca-ay-n-nium Eh-ehh-eh-ehhxx detected.
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192. Great idea, Beep Boop. I love games!
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193. Volcanium Eh-ehx detected.
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194. Hmm... I really think it's... that one.
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195. Oh, well, better luck next time.
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196. Volcanium Eh-leh-eh-leh-eh-exx!
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197. Eggs? Oh, you're hungry.
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198. It's kind of hot for eggs, but I know
just what you need.
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199. Analyzing. Sample consists of:
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200. Sugar... dairy substances... c-c-corn syrup.
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201. Ice cream isn't just a bunch
of ingredients.
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202. It's the smiles of children.
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203. The joy of a delicious cold treat
on a hot day.
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204. The best things in life are more than just
a list of their parts.
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205. But between you and me...
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206. the secret ingredient...
is love...
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207. Volcanium X detected.
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208. What is it, travel pal?
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209. Volcanium X detected.
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210. Ohh... I get it.
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211. Oh, you look great!
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212. Let's try on everything!
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213. Negative, nega...!
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214. Whoo-hoo! This is awesome!
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215. Beep Boop,
you've been such an amazing travel pal,
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216. so, I got you a present.
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217. I saw how much you wanted it,
so I went back and I won it for you.
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218. Volcanium X!
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219. Wander, where are you, buddy?
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220. A Dominator bot? Wander, no!
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221. Well, hey, Sylvia.
Meet my friend Beep Boop!
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222. Friend? That hunk of metal
is one of Dominator's probes.
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223. Well, sure, on the outside.
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224. And on the inside,
it's all lava and lasers,
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225. and a computer brain programmed
only for destruction!
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226. He also likes ice cream...
and making silly faces... and...
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227. Wander! That thing is gonna signal
Dominator
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228. to come destroy this planet with us on it.
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229. Oh, Beep Boop loves this place!
He would never do anything...
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230. Volcanium Eh-eh-ehx obtained.
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231. System repair in progress.
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232. like... that?
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233. Beep Boop! Stop!
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234. Please don't leave.
We had so much fun today, didn't we?
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235. We could have fun tomorrow, too...
if you wanted.
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236. Beep Boop!
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237. Get a grip, buddy. That's an evil robot.
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238. He's not evil. He's my pal,
and he'll be back. I know it.
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239. Yeah, back to destroy this planet.
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240. We need to warn people to get outta here
before Dominator shows up.
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241. I'm not leaving without Beep Boop.
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242. Wander.
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243. Ugh. Bot 13, report
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244. You better have something good for me.
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245. What? No way! No one planet
has that much Volcanium X.
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246. With all that, I could power
my entire army... Forever!
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247. Bot 13, you are the man!
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248. I am gonna rock this world.
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249. Literally. I'm gonna turn it into a rock
about this big!
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250. Where is the place?
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251. Bot 13, display coordinates.
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252. Bot 13?
Bot 13, I said display coordinates.
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253. Access your stupid memory chip,
and download your data file.
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254. I built you, and I can unbuild you,
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255. you bucket of bolts!
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256. The best things in life are more
than just a list of their parts.
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257. BOT 13!
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258. I am...
Beep Boop.
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259. What?
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260. N-no, no! No, no, no, no, no!
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261. Cancel deletion! No, gah!
Reverse, reverse!
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262. No!
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263. You... ruined... everything!
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264. You-you-you piece of junk!
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265. Oh... what a disappointment.
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266. I... am... Beep Boop...
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267. I thought Beep Boop would be back
by now.
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268. Hm, so did I.
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269. Buddy, don't you see? He didn't
sell us out to Dominator after all.
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270. Maybe you really did get through
to that bot.
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271. Huh. I guess so.
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272. Hey, look, a shooting star.
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273. Make a wish.
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274. Good luck, Beep Boop.
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