Wander Over Yonder 2x22

Directed by Dave Thomas

Commander Peepers and Sylvia work together to stop Hater and Wander from singing the same song over and over again to get Dominator's attention.

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1. Wander, the whole galaxy is gonna get pulled into this black hole

2. if we don't find a way to plug this sucker up.

3. We'll find the perfect portal plug.

4. - Don't you worry, Sylvia... - Wander!

5. I'll be grop darned. You did it, buddy.

6. Perfect portal plug procured.

7. So... now what? You just gonna stand there forever?

8. Nah. I'm positive my hat can produce a permanent patch

9. for this pesky puncture.

10. So, uh, yeah. Looks like I'll be standing here... forever.

11. Don't worry, buddy. I will scour the galaxy for the perfect plug.

12. No matter what terrifying dangers I must face,

13. and amazing feats I must accomplish, I will find a way!

14. Yeah! Let's go!

15. Oh, right.

16. - I'll be back. - No rush, Syl.

17. There's plenty of ways to wile away the time till you get back.

18. Just... wanna... sit!

19. Come on, come on. Just a little bit.

20. Finally.

21. Oh, no! No...

22. Aw, come on, tummy. Not now.

23. Oh. Right. Space.

24. Oh, sweet, delicious, delectable and distant apple.

25. Yes, yes!

26. Come... to... me!

27. What's the matter? Stuck?

28. Lord Hater! Am I glad to see you!

29. You see, this little black hole is threatening to destroy

30. the entire galaxy, so Sylvia went off to find something

31. to plug it up permanently. I've been stuck here all day.

32. At first, I didn't think it would be a problem,

33. but I tell you, friend, it's been a battle

34. with the burden of boredom,

35. and I don't know if I can take this anymore!

36. Any way you can help a buddy out?

37. You need my help?

38. This is a very interesting situation.

39. One doesn't get in a situation like this every day.

40. - Tell me about it. - I mean...

41. you can't even do this.

42. Look at me, two hands.

43. Derpity-doo, I can move about freely.

44. Whoopity-whoo!

45. - Oh, you hungry? - Thanks. I love apples.

46. - Gah! I hate apples. - Oh, man!

47. Well, hey, since you're a friend indeed,

48. how's about helping your friend in need?

49. Like maybe zip-zappin' the hole shut

50. with some of your cosmic lightning?

51. What's the rush? You said you were bored.

52. Let's have some fun, friend.

53. Tag, you're it!

54. Mustard or mayo, mustard or mayo?

55. Mustard or mayo, mustard or mayo?

56. Mustard or mayo, mustard or mayo?

57. Wander, that was very rude.

58. What did you have for lunch?

59. Oh, right, sorry. You're starving.

60. Okay, this may be fun for you, but...

61. This may be fun for you, but...

62. - Okay, I get it. - Okay, I get it.

63. Lord Hater, I thought you came here...

64. Lord Hater, I thought you came here...

65. - ... to help. - ... to help.

66. Sorry, sorry. Let me see what I can do.

67. It's ringing. Hello. Sylvia?

68. Yes, this is Lord Hater.

69. Yeah, I know. Funny hearing from me.

70. Is she okay?

71. Has she found something to plug up the hole?

72. Yeah, so I'm here trying to help Wander,

73. and I was wondering if you... Mm-hmm. Yeah.

74. Oh, grop, yeah, tell me about it.

75. What? Oh, sure.

76. Uh-huh. All right.

77. I'll tell him. You, too, you flab-drasser!

78. Mm-hmm. Bye.

79. She says you have a dumb face,

80. and she doesn't like you and she never liked you,

81. and she's never coming back because your face is so dumb.

82. What's the matter?

83. The power of friendship didn't save you?

84. Oh, man, that was... that was really mean, wasn't it?

85. Have I always been that mean?

86. I'm finally seeing the error of my ways.

87. - Really? - Yeah. You really need my help,

88. and here I am, being an insensitive jerk.

89. I'd probably feel a lot better

90. if someone just hugged me right now.

91. Gosh, if I even got the littlest hug,

92. I would totally reform and not be evil anymore.

93. Hater, I'm right here for you, buddy.

94. Too bad there's no one here to make me feel better.

95. Yo! Right here.

96. A one-armed hug still comes with a wide open heart.

97. What, no takers? Guess I'll just stay evil.

98. Ha! You're finished!

99. Useless. Bye-bye, good guy.

100. You can't even wander anymore!

101. You're more like Stander. Over therer.

102. You know what you are?

103. You're just a whole lotta nothing.

104. "Never hurts to help." Ha!

105. If I can't even give a friend a hug, then what good am I at all?

106. Never hurts to help, never hurts to help.

107. - Never hurts to help. - Wait, what now?

108. Here I was, selfishly thinking about

109. how I was suffering, totally forgetting about

110. all the folks I'm helping by not letting

111. the galaxy get sucked into this black hole.

112. - And shucks, I'm even helping you. - Wait, what? No!

113. Never hurts to help. Thanks for reminding me, pal.

114. That was just the help I needed.

115. Don't you dare find a positive in this terrible, horrible thing.

116. Who's helping now? Huh?

117. Oh, no.

118. Wow, Lord Hater, you're saving the galaxy, too.

119. - I knew there was good in you. - No. Oh, no. No!

120. But don't worry. You kept me company in my darkest hour,

121. and I'll happily do the same for you.

122. Forever and ever and ever and ever,

123. and ever and ever and ever and ever.

124. So he was literally doing nothing,

125. and you could've just ignored him,

126. and he would've been stuck there forever,

127. and never got in your way or annoy you,

128. or ruin your plans for galactic domination ever again.

129. Shut up, Peepers.

130. Okay, I got a genie lamp,

131. a few dozen magic amulets, diamond tape,

132. an interdimensional soldering gun, a cosmic...

133. All right.

134. Hater! All right!

135. Whoo! All right! Yeah.

136. We have been Lord Hater and the Harbingers of Doom.

137. And before we go, we have one more thing to say.

138. One, two, three, four!

139. You've been playing the same song for four days.

140. Sir, Dominator is not gonna show up,

141. and if she does, she's not gonna see you

142. as an awesome rock star and fall in love with you.

143. She's gonna blast us!

144. Sir. Have you considered she might not even like rock and roll?

145. Oh, my grop. Peepers, what if you're right?

146. This whole time, I didn't even consider.

147. Drop the beat.

148. Oh, yeah. Hater time.

149. Here it comes, here it comes.

150. Please, sir, stop!

151. - You're right, Peepers, that was terrible. - It's okay, sir.

152. I don't know what to say other than...

153. One, two, three, four!

154. Okay, I gotta figure out a way to stop this insanity.

155. Would you like to join Hater on stage?

156. Really? For really real? I'd love to!

157. But doesn't Hater already have a lead guitarist?

158. Oh. He's tied up at the moment.

159. What do you think, Syl? Can I, can I, can I?

160. Who can't stand to hear this song anymore? Sylvia!

161. Wander? Get outta here or I'm gonna...

162. destroy you.

163. I command you to play in drop D tuning, four-four time. Go!

164. Hater!

165. - All right! - No, but, this should be over.

166. One, two, three, four!

167. Look, you know as well as I do that...

168. This will never end.

169. For their, and our, own good, we have to stop them.

170. We have been Lord Hater, the Harbingers of Doom.

171. And before we go, we have one more thing to say.

172. Good night.

173. Whoo!

174. Aww.

175. One, two, three, four!

176. All right!

177. All right! Here I come, everybody. Whoo!

178. Whoo!

179. We have been Lord Hater and the Harbingers of Doom.

180. And before we go, we have one more thing to say to you.

181. One, two, three, four!

182. Hater.

183. But how? I'm exhausted.

184. How are they still going?

185. Whoo!

186. One more time!

187. - Hater! - Faster!

188. - Hater! - Even faster!

189. Faster! Faster, faster!

190. We have been Lord Harry...

191. and the Happy Burgers of Boom, and...

192. Whoo!

193. Aww!

194. Hater, you can't stop now. Dominator's not...

195. here.

196. We're doomed. I knew this was a stupid plan.

197. But I gotta help him, Syl. He's finally choosing love over hate.

198. Who... is... the universe's...

199. Wander!

200. Wait! Hater may be out of his mind,

201. but at least his heart's in the right place.

202. One, two, three, four.

203. Hater! All right!

204. He's out of his mind.

205. At least his heart's in the right place. Come on.

206. Oh, no! This is ridiculous.

207. - We'll all be blasted to smithereens. - Or maybe it'll work.

208. Either way, it'll be a heck of a show-stopper.

209. - She stopped firing. - It's... working?

210. It worked!

211. Dominator.

212. That totally didn't work.

213. Did you see? She was, like, so into it.

214. Next time, we need three... no, six, drummers.

215. No!