Wander Over Yonder 2x2

Directed by Dave Thomas

Lord Hater finally captures Wander and Sylvia.

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1. Coming soon to a planet near you...

2. Lord Hater's "No Planets Left Behind,"

3. Boomapalooza! The Galactic Destruction Tour.

4. 12 planets in three weeks!

5. We'll show Lord Dominator he's not the only one

6. who can destroy a planet. We're blowing them up!

7. Thanks to my... I mean Lord Hater's...

8. most diabolical weapon yet...

9. the Disaster Blaster 5000!

10. Boomapalooza, The Galactic destruction Tour.

11. We're gonna rock their worlds!

12. Oh... yeah!

13. Come on, let me hear it. You get to blow up a planet.

14. You get to blow up a planet! You get a tee shirt!

15. You get a tee shirt.

16. Yeah! Whoo-hoo!

17. Whoa!

18. - Uh, what about Wan... - What did I say before the briefing?

19. Nobody here is to ever use the "W" word again!

20. Or else...

21. No, no, it's cool, Peepers, it's cool.

22. Look, as many of you may know,

23. I had a problem.

24. No, an obsession with... the "W" word.

25. I wasted a lot of time chasing a certain goofball

26. around the galaxy. But I'm past that now

27. and ready to focus on the important things, like...

28. Ruling the entire universe!

29. Uh, running over, just gotta do something real quick!

30. You're up.

31. - Wander and Sylvia, prepare to... ! - Oh, really? Like this?

32. - What? - What?

33. I just can't believe, after our long relationship,

34. This is how you're gonna do it?

35. - Huh? - When I pictured you destroying me,

36. it wasn't all quick and cheap in some cramped hallway.

37. It was special. It was gonna be...

38. This is exactly why I...

39. Let's just say, for the sake of argument,

40. how would you make your untimely doom more special?

41. Well, for starters, location.

42. When you picture finally getting rid of us, where do you see it happening?

43. Wait, are we doing a... you know, thing?

44. - Wink. - Wink!

45. I know just the place!

46. - Oh, this is much doomier. - Right?

47. Okay, let's do this!

48. - Ooh, are we really going with the axe? - What's wrong with axes?

49. Eh, a little old-fashioned, if you ask me.

50. Oh, yeah, none of the cool villains are using axes these days.

51. - But whatever makes you happy. - Ugh!

52. Lava, huh?

53. Doesn't leave you with much of a souvenir.

54. Don't you want to mount our heads on the wall or something?

55. Ugh!

56. - Zap blaster! - Too quick.

57. - Biter beetles. - Heck of a mess to clean up.

58. Soul sucker!

59. Eh, doesn't really feel like us, you know?

60. And while we're at it, is that really what you're gonna wear?

61. What's... What's wrong with my cloak?

62. Nothing, but you wear it every day. Don't you wanna

63. look extra spiffy for when you finally get rid of me?

64. No, no, no, no, no.

65. Aha!

66. We're gonna need to see more.

67. All right. Lookin' good, feelin' bad!

68. Mood music.

69. I don't know what that's doing on there. Stupid shuffle!

70. Okay, great. One, two, three, go!

71. Whoa, whoa, whoa! "One, two, three, go"?

72. That's all you're gonna say?

73. I thought this day meant something to you.

74. This is exactly the type of annoying behavior

75. that makes me hate you so much!

76. Oh, you have no idea how I've dreamed of the moment

77. when I will finally be free of you!

78. It will be the sweetest, most beautiful...

79. Shut your mouth and put that passion on the paper!

80. loathe your stupid, smiling face,

81. and where there was once three,

82. now there is only one.

83. Hater, this is the most beautiful, horrible thing

84. I've ever read in my life about my death.

85. We can't keep this private. We need to share this!

86. No, this is Perry, this is Larry.

87. And if we invite Barry, we have to invite Gary.

88. Then we might as well invite Jerry, Harry, Kerry,

89. and Sebastien... oh, heck, let's just invite 'em all!

90. We don't have enough room.

91. She's right. We need a bigger venue!

92. But I already paid a deposit. And to find a new spot this late is...

93. Look, you only get to destroy me once.

94. If we're gonna do this, let's do it right.

95. Destruction of Wander?

96. Isn't that the guy he said he wasn't gonna chase no more?

97. - Wait. Look! - Free cake?

98. - Whoo-hoo! - Free cake!

99. "Wander, I want...

100. to destroy you more... than life it..."

101. Lord Hater, sir.

102. - Nothing. Nothing! - We're approaching the first stop

103. on the Galactic Destruction tour.

104. The wha... Oh... right.

105. This is a huge moment for us, sir.

106. When that Disaster Blaster 5000 hits that first planet

107. and it explodes, just know I'll be exploding as well.

108. With pride.

109. Real big day. Real big day.

110. What a fool I've been!

111. - Wander! - Heh, heh, Hater!

112. It's bad luck to see the victims before you destroy them.

113. You... You almost ruined our plans.

114. You made me put together this whole ceremony...

115. and we didn't even choose a method of destruction!

116. What are we gonna do?

117. Don't worry, I know just the thing!

118. Okay, everybody, this is it. Boomapalooza begins!

119. Eh... everybody?

120. Ugh, gotta do everything myself!

121. The Disaster Blaster 5000!

122. What is going on? Huh?

123. "You're invited to the Destruction of...

124. Don't tell Peepers"? Oh, no.

125. Aha!

126. Stop!

127. Lord Hater, what are you doing?

128. I thought you were past all this.

129. I am. This is just a quickie destruction.

130. - Or it, uh, was. - But we had plans.

131. We were going to spread evil throughout the galaxy together.

132. Doesn't that mean anything to you?

133. What do you think, buddy?

134. - Time to jet? - Leave? But the ceremony's not done.

135. Wait, I thought we were doing a thing.

136. But the... the wink! What about the wink?

137. It started as a wink, but the ceremony turned out so nice.

138. Seems a shame not to go through with it.

139. I know, I know.

140. It was just so nice seeing Hater enjoy something for once.

141. It's okay, buddy. Even though you may seem out of your

142. mind sometimes, your heart's always in the right place.

143. Aha!

144. I thought... I thought what we had was special!

145. Peepers, you've made me realize two things.

146. One, you're absolutely right.

147. And two... I don't care!

148. Wander and Sylvia, prepare to... Huh?

149. Oh, they were doing a thing.

150. Well, that ceremony sure went off with a bang.

151. You think so?

152. Oh, buddy, it couldn't have gone any better.

153. Mi mi mi mi mi mi.

154. Mi mi mi mi mi mi.

155. Mi mi mi mi mi.

156. Ahh, good morning, you delightful new day.

157. Ohhh...

158. Ohm...

159. Stupid, dumb, lame, dumb.

160. Nobody cares about your trip. Ugh, cats!

161. - Ooh! - Ooh!

162. One more time!

163. Meow! Uh, thank you, sir.

164. One... hundred.

165. One hundred.

166. Sylvia. Sylvia.

167. - Sylvia. - Peepers!

168. - I'm starving! - Sir, yes sir! Sorry, sir.

169. - Yeah, buddy? - Would you like some delicious

170. and nutritious breakfast?

171. Thanks, pal. In a little bit.

172. Right now I could use about...

173. - ten more minutes of sleep, okay? - No prob. I totally hear ya.

174. If my friend wants ten more minutes, then ten minutes you'll get.

175. I'll just go and rustle up some grub...

176. Whatever.

177. Patience, boy. Patience.

178. Oh, sorry.

179. - Bon appetit! - Bon appetit!

180. Ecch! Bleh!

181. Ehh! Yech! Bleh!

182. Blecch!

183. Need some help, buddy?

184. - No. - No, no, no, no, no!

185. All your breakfasts are bad!

186. - Get some more sleep. - Get out of my way!

187. - I'll do it myself. - I'll do it myself!

188. The kitchen is the other way, sir.

189. - I got it. - I got it!

190. "You are here."

191. This is so hard!

192. Whoops!

193. Oh, sorry.

194. I don't wanna hear it!

195. - I did it! - I did it!

196. I found the kitchen.

197. - Yeah! - Yeah!

198. Is there a button? A secret word?

199. Open! Open!

200. Go, fridge, go!

201. Oh...

202. Gaah! It's so hard to get eggs!

203. And now, toast.

204. Because I know how you like your toast.

205. Now, where am I going to find toast around...

206. Mm-mmm.

207. Freshly baked.

208. No... problem... my... hungry... little... friends.

209. There's... plenty... for... every... one.

210. No, no, no!

211. - Juice, juice, juice. - Where's the stupid juice?

212. Found it!

213. - Ah, half full! - Ah, half empty!

214. And now...

215. Aw, poor Lord Hater.

216. Wonder if he's hungry.

217. Eww!

218. Ooh, I'm so scared. I'd better not steal this breakfast,

219. or I might get mauled by a squirrel. Heh, stupid nature.

220. I mean... mauled by a squirrel!

221. Ow, get off, get off! Stop it!

222. Silly goose, you brought a water glass, not a juice glass.

223. Hmm... I feel like something's missing.

224. Perfect. And now... Dear Lord Hater

225. please enjoy this scrumptious breakfast that I made for you.

226. Your friend, Wander.

227. - Oh, thanks, pal. - It was no problem.

228. - No problem at all. - Oh, yeah!

229. Wait, you don't have any? Here, buddy, you want some of mine?

230. No, no, no, no, no. I'll find some food somehow.

231. Right now, I'm just happy that you're happy.

232. Always racking up the karma points, huh, Wander?

233. "Dear Lord Hater, please enjoy this scrumptious breakfast

234. as a token of our... friendship?"

235. "P.S., the secret ingredient is love."

236. "P.P.S., if you eat this, we're best friends..."

237. "... forever"?

238. Oh, wait. Get back here.

239. Sir, I really need you to stay put and keep out of...

240. Wait, where'd you go?

241. Okay.