1. Coming soon to a planet near you!Copy !req
2. Lord Hater's "No Planets Left Behind"Copy !req
3. Boomapalooza! The Galactic
Destruction Tour.Copy !req
4. Twelve planets in three weeks!Copy !req
5. We'll show Lord Dominator, he's not the
only one who can destroy a planet!Copy !req
6. We're blowing them up! Thanks to my...Copy !req
7. I mean, Lord Hater's most
diabolical weapon yet...Copy !req
8. The Disaster Blaster...Copy !req
9. 5000!Copy !req
10. Boomapalooza! The Galactic
Destruction Tour!Copy !req
11. We're gonna rock... their... world!Copy !req
12. Come on, let me hear it!Copy !req
13. You get to blow up a planet!Copy !req
14. You get a t-shirt!Copy !req
15. Yeah! Woo-hoo!Copy !req
16. T-shirts, T-shirts!Copy !req
17. - Uh, what about Wan...?
- What did I say before the briefing?Copy !req
18. Nobody here is to ever use that
'W' word again or else...Copy !req
19. No, it's cool, Peepers. It's cool.Copy !req
20. Look, as many of you
may know, I had a problem.Copy !req
21. No, an obsession with the 'W' word.Copy !req
22. I wasted a lot of time chasing
a certain goofball around the galaxy,Copy !req
23. but I'm past that now and ready
to focus on the important things.Copy !req
24. Like...Copy !req
25. Dee-dee-dee-dee-doo-doo
ba-zoo-doo-boo-dee-doo-doo-doo-doo.Copy !req
26. Ruling the entire universe!Copy !req
27. Hate's great, best villain!Copy !req
28. Running over, just gotta
do something real quick! Hater out!Copy !req
29. Zee-dee-bee-boo-doo-boo...Copy !req
30. Wander and Sylvia, prepare to...Copy !req
31. Oh, really? Like this?Copy !req
32. - What?
- What?Copy !req
33. I just can't believe,
after our long relationship,Copy !req
34. this is how you're gonna do it.Copy !req
35. H... Huh?Copy !req
36. When I pictured you destroying me,
it wasn't all quick and cheapCopy !req
37. in some cramped hallway.
It was special. It was gonna be...Copy !req
38. This is exactly why I...Copy !req
39. Let's... just say,
for the sake of argument,Copy !req
40. how would you make your
untimely doom more special?Copy !req
41. Well, for starters, location...Copy !req
42. When you picture finally getting rid of
us, where do you see it happening?Copy !req
43. Wait. Are we doing a, you know, thing?Copy !req
44. - Wink.
- Wink.Copy !req
45. I know just the place!Copy !req
46. Oh, this is much doomier.Copy !req
47. Uh, right? Okay, let's do this.Copy !req
48. Uhh... are we really going with the axe?Copy !req
49. What's... wrong... with... axes?Copy !req
50. Eh! A little old-fashioned, if you ask me.Copy !req
51. Oh, yeah. None of the cool villains
are using axes these days.Copy !req
52. But whatever makes you happy.Copy !req
53. Ugh!Copy !req
54. Lava, huh? Doesn't leave you
with much of a souvenir.Copy !req
55. Don't you want to mount our heads
on the wall or something?Copy !req
56. - Ugh! Zap blaster!
- Too quick.Copy !req
57. - Biter beetles!
- Heck of a mess to clean up.Copy !req
58. Soul sucker!Copy !req
59. Eh! Doesn't really feel like us, you know?Copy !req
60. While we're at it,Copy !req
61. - is that really what you're gonna wear?
- Oh, what's...Copy !req
62. What's wrong with my cloak?Copy !req
63. Nothing! But you wear it every day.Copy !req
64. Don't you want to look extra spiffy
for when you finally get rid of me?Copy !req
65. No.Copy !req
66. We're gonna need to see more.Copy !req
67. Ooh, glittery!Copy !req
68. All right! Looking' good, feeling' bad.Copy !req
69. Mood music.Copy !req
70. I hate to say that I loathe you...Copy !req
71. I don't know what that's doing
on there! Stupid shuffle!Copy !req
72. Okay, great! One, two, three, go!Copy !req
73. Whoa! "One, two, three, go"?Copy !req
74. That's all you're gonna say? I thought
this day meant something to you.Copy !req
75. This is exactly the type of annoying
behavior that makes me hate you so much!Copy !req
76. Oh, you have no idea how I dreamed of the
moment when I will finally be free of you.Copy !req
77. It will be the sweetest, most beautiful...Copy !req
78. Shut your mouth and put that
passion on the paper!Copy !req
79. Loathe your stupid, smiling face,Copy !req
80. and where there was once three,
now there is only... one.Copy !req
81. Hater, this is...Copy !req
82. the most beautiful,
horrible thing I've ever... read...Copy !req
83. in my life... about my death.Copy !req
84. We can't keep this private.
We need to share this!Copy !req
85. No, this is Perry. This is Larry.Copy !req
86. And if we invite Barry,
we have to invite Gary.Copy !req
87. Then we might as well invite
Jerry, Harry, Carey, and Sebastian...Copy !req
88. Oh, heck. Let's just invite them all!Copy !req
89. We don't have enough room!Copy !req
90. She's right. We need a bigger venue.
But I already paid a deposit.Copy !req
91. And, to find a new spot
this late is...Copy !req
92. Look, you only get to destroy me once.
If we're gonna do this, let's do it rightCopy !req
93. Destruction of Wander? Isn't that the guy
he said he wasn't gonna chase no more?Copy !req
94. - Wait. Look!
- Free cake? Woo-hoo!Copy !req
95. Free cake!Copy !req
96. Wander,Copy !req
97. I want... to destroy you more...Copy !req
98. - than life itself...
- Lord Hater, sir!Copy !req
99. Nothing!Copy !req
100. We're approaching the first stop
on the Galactic Destruction Tour!Copy !req
101. The wha...? Oh... right.Copy !req
102. This is a huge moment for us, sir!Copy !req
103. When that Disaster Blaster 5000 hits
that first planet and it explodes,Copy !req
104. just know I'll be exploding as well.Copy !req
105. With pride. Real big day! Real big day.Copy !req
106. What a fool I've been!Copy !req
107. Wander!Copy !req
108. Hater! It's bad luck to
see the victims before you destroy them?Copy !req
109. You... You almost ruined our plans.Copy !req
110. You made me put together
this whole ceremony...Copy !req
111. And we didn't even choose
a method of destruction!Copy !req
112. What are we gonna do?Copy !req
113. Don't worry. I know just the thing!Copy !req
114. Okay, everybody. This is it!
Boomapalooza begins!Copy !req
115. Uh, everybody. Ugh!
Gotta do everything myself.Copy !req
116. The Disaster Blaster 5000!Copy !req
117. What is going on?Copy !req
118. Huh? "You're invited to
the destruction of...Copy !req
119. Don't tell Peepers"?Copy !req
120. Oh, no.Copy !req
121. Aha!Copy !req
122. Stop!Copy !req
123. Lord Hater, what are you doing?
I thought you were past all this!Copy !req
124. I am! This is just a quickie destruction!
Or, it, uh, was.Copy !req
125. But we had plans.Copy !req
126. We were going to spread evil
throughout the galaxy together!Copy !req
127. Doesn't that mean anything to you?Copy !req
128. - What do you think, buddy? Time to jet?
- Leave? But the ceremony's not done.Copy !req
129. Wait. I thought we were doing a thing.Copy !req
130. But the... the wink! What about the wink?Copy !req
131. It started as a wink!Copy !req
132. But the ceremony turned out so nice!
Seems a shame not to go through with it.Copy !req
133. I know. It was just so nice seeing
Hater enjoy something for once.Copy !req
134. Ah, it's okay, buddy. Even though you may
seem out of your mind sometimes,Copy !req
135. your heart's always in the
right place. Aha!Copy !req
136. I thought... I thought
what we had was special!Copy !req
137. Peepers, you've made me
realize two things.Copy !req
138. One, you're absolutely right.Copy !req
139. And two, I don't care!Copy !req
140. Wander and Sylvia,
prepare to... Huh?Copy !req
141. Ah, they were doing a thing.Copy !req
142. Well, that ceremony sure
went off with a bang.Copy !req
143. - You think so?
- Ah, buddy.Copy !req
144. It couldn't have gone any better.Copy !req
145. Mi-mi-mi-mi-mi-mi...Copy !req
146. Good morning,
you delightful new day!Copy !req
147. Oh...Copy !req
148. Stupid. Dumb. Lame. Dumb.Copy !req
149. Nobody cares about your trip. Ugh, cats!Copy !req
150. Doot doodiloo, Doo dat doodaloo.Copy !req
151. One more time!Copy !req
152. Biddlii bip bi dip boop, meow!Copy !req
153. Uh, Thank you, sir.Copy !req
154. One...Copy !req
155. Hundred. One hundred.Copy !req
156. Sylvia?Copy !req
157. Sylvia?Copy !req
158. Peepers!Copy !req
159. I'm starving!Copy !req
160. Sir. Yes sir! Sorry, sir!Copy !req
161. Yeah, buddy?Copy !req
162. Would you like some delicious
and nutritious breakfast?Copy !req
163. Thanks, pal.Copy !req
164. In a little bit. Right now,
I could use about...Copy !req
165. ten more minutes of sleep. Okay?Copy !req
166. No prob. I totally hear you.Copy !req
167. If my friend wants ten
more minutes, then ten minutes she'll get.Copy !req
168. I'll just go and rustle up
some grub...Copy !req
169. Wander...Copy !req
170. Patience, boy, patience.Copy !req
171. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
172. Bon appétit!Copy !req
173. Meh! Bleh. Bleh! Meh.Copy !req
174. Bleh!Copy !req
175. You need some help, buddy?Copy !req
176. - Nope.
- No!Copy !req
177. All your breakfasts are bad.Copy !req
178. Get some more sleep!Copy !req
179. Get out of my way!Copy !req
180. I'll do it myself.Copy !req
181. The kitchen is
the other way, sir.Copy !req
182. I've got it!Copy !req
183. 'You are here.'Copy !req
184. This is so hard!Copy !req
185. Whoops!Copy !req
186. Oh, sorry.Copy !req
187. I don't wanna hear it.Copy !req
188. I did it!Copy !req
189. I found the kitchen!Copy !req
190. Yeah!Copy !req
191. Is there a button? A secret word?Copy !req
192. Open! Go, Fridge, Go!Copy !req
193. Oh!Copy !req
194. Gah! It's so hard to get eggs.Copy !req
195. And now, toast. Because
I know how you like your toast.Copy !req
196. Now, where am I going to findCopy !req
197. toast around...?Copy !req
198. Mm-mmm.Copy !req
199. Freshly baked.Copy !req
200. No... problem!
My... hungry... little... friends.Copy !req
201. There's... plenty... for... every... one.Copy !req
202. No.Copy !req
203. Juice...Copy !req
204. Where's the stupid juice?Copy !req
205. Found it!Copy !req
206. - Ah! Half full!
- Ah! Half empty!Copy !req
207. And now...Copy !req
208. Aw, poor Lord Hater.Copy !req
209. Wonder if he's hungry.Copy !req
210. Urgh!Copy !req
211. Ooh, I'm so scared.
I'd better not steal this breakfast,Copy !req
212. or I might get mauled by a squirrel.
Huh, stupid nature.Copy !req
213. I'm being mauled by a squirrel!Copy !req
214. Ow, get off! Stop it!Copy !req
215. Silly goose, you brought a water glass,
not a juice glass.Copy !req
216. Hmm. I feel like something's missing.Copy !req
217. Perfect. And now...Copy !req
218. "Dear Lord Hater, please enjoy this
scrumptious breakfast that I made for you.Copy !req
219. Your friend, Wander."Copy !req
220. Aww, thanks, pal.Copy !req
221. It was no problem. No problem at all.Copy !req
222. Oh yeah!Copy !req
223. Wait, you don't have any?Copy !req
224. Here, buddy, you want some of mine?Copy !req
225. No.Copy !req
226. I'll find some food somehow.Copy !req
227. Right now, I'm just happy
that you're happy.Copy !req
228. Always racking up
the karma points, huh, Wander?Copy !req
229. "Dear Lord Hater, please enjoy this
scrumptious breakfastCopy !req
230. as a token of our... friendship.Copy !req
231. The secret ingredient is love.Copy !req
232. If you eat this,
we're best friends...Copy !req
233. forever!"Copy !req
234. Wait! Get back here.Copy !req
235. I really need you to stay put and...Copy !req
236. Wait. Where did you go?Copy !req