Wander Over Yonder 2x13

Directed by Eddie Trigueros

Piotr Michael as Major Threat / Jeff (voice)

Hater meets his idol, only to learn that he's become good thanks to Wander. Now, Hater tries to make him evil again.

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1. Whoo!

2. That's one more. Peepers, put it on the board.

3. You're number three, sir.

4. I'm so proud of you.

5. Hear that, Biggieborp?

6. Number three!

7. I conquered your planet. I conquered your planet.

8. I conquered all your planets.

9. And now it's time for

10. Your ultimate destruction! To the torture room.

11. Whoo!

12. Sir, I really love the enthusiasm but it's really late, and I'm really tired

13. Can't we just destroy them in the morning?

14. Aw! But I wanna destroy 'em now! Right, guys?

15. - sir! - okay...

16. Sorry, guys.

17. Peepers says we gotta wait till tomorrow. So just enjoy yourselves

18. And don't even think about it being the last night of your sad little lives

19. Hater out! Whoo!

20. Gah, I just wanna take his bony little skull...

21. Destructor, your blood pressure.

22. Baby. It's gonna be okay.

23. Probably not. We are all clearly doomed.

24. Well, now, I wouldn't say that.

25. If brave Wander and noble Sylvia are captured, then surely all is lost!

26. Captured? Please. We just needed a place to crash for the night.

27. So we popped in.

28. Don't worry. We bust out of here all the time.

29. We'll get you out.

30. What the... force field?

31. That's new.

32. Grop dang it! Now what are we gonna do?

33. Come on, you are brave and noble rulers.

34. You laugh in the face of danger.

35. You live every day as if it was your last.

36. - But it is our last. - Even better!

37. Are you gonna let a little thing like certain doom get you down?

38. No! We shall not go quietly into that good night!

39. - Yeah! - We shall rage until we're

40. Out of fight!

41. - We... shall... party! - Yeah! Wait now. What?

42. Prison party!

43. What the? That sounds like a...

44. surprise victory party!

45. Come on, guys, where are you?

46. You can't hide my party from me.

47. Caught you, C-Peeps!

48. - Oh - You are strong.

49. You are evil, you are tall.

50. So, buddy, appreciate you keeping spirits up, but shouldn't we

51. Oh, I don't know.

52. Get out of here before we blasted into oblivion

53. Syl, never underestimate the power of a party.

54. I don't care... -eoke! There's a karaoke machine?

55. Sweet bingleborp, bingleborp, bingleborp

56. Let the sunshine push away the rain, sweet bingleborp

57. How dare they throw a party in my prison and not invite me?

58. Huh? Where's the party?

59. No party here. Just bemoaning our impending doom.

60. Oh, yeah? Well, I'm gonna throw my own awesome party, and it's gonna be awesome!

61. Whoo!

62. Ooh. What's that?

63. Oh, it's just those stupid rulers and their stupid party.

64. There's another party?

65. Yeah, a super lame one in the prison with karaoke, games, and scrumptious

66. But it's in no way...

67. as awesome as this one.

68. Lord Hater, number one superstar.

69. Not on the list.

70. How does one get on the list?

71. Watchdogs and deposed royalty only.

72. Ahem! It is I, deposed king, uh... Schmater.

73. Nailed it.

74. All right. Time to show these chumps how to party Hater-style. I mean

75. Schmater-style!

76. Cool party, huh?

77. Just a bunch of totally legit kings celebrating being destroyed

78. by the terrible and handsome Hater.

79. What? What?

80. I like your bracelets.

81. They're shackles.

82. Uh cheerio, aye

83. We gotta let Lord Hater join the party.

84. Come on. What happened to being bold, and living

85. tonight like it's the last night of our lives?

86. Taking risks, doing crazy things, and what's crazier and riskier

87. than partying with the guy who's going to destroy us.

88. Nothing.

89. Great! Never underestimate the power of a party!

90. Wander, what are you doing here?

91. Well, same thing you are. Havin' fun, right?

92. Schmater, is it?

93. Oh, yeah, Totally.

94. I, uh, King Schmater, loves having' fun. Not like that

95. no-fun-having, planet-taking Lord Hater.

96. Ooh, I hate him so much for taking my planet.

97. RULERS

98. But I've got nine more songs to go

99. Oh, if you're not happy, If you're filled with sorrow,

100. Well just party, everybody Like there's no tomorrow

101. Oh, we're gonna boogie Going wild

102. We're gonna party like it's your last night alive

103. 'Cause it is, everybody. Let's party!

104. You are important. You are talented.

105. You are a tiny little unicorn prince with a luxurious, flowing mane.

106. Are you filled with anger? Are you filled with hate? Well just party, everybody

107. Party everybody

108. And you'll feel great. We're going bonkers We're going bonkers! Going nuts

109. We're shakin' our booty

110. Shakin' our bums. Shakin' our bums Shakin' our bums!

111. We're gonna boogie. We're gonna boogie! Going wild!

112. We're gonna party like it's your last night alive

113. Let's go, everybody! Oh, we're gonna party party, We're gonna party, party!

114. Schmate's great,

115. So chilling.

116. Schmate's great.

117. So chilling.

118. Schmate's great, so chilling. Schmate's great, so chilling.

119. Schmate's great, so chilling. Schmate's great, so chilling.

120. Let us party till the break of dawn!

121. Toodle-oo. /Good-bye. /Salutations Bye, you guys. Thanks

122. So long, friends and remember

123. Never underestimate the power of a party.

124. Or a good night's sleep,

125. Oh, can we go break back into the prison?

126. Sir, Sir. Sir.

127. Sir, where are the deposed rulers scheduled for destruction?

128. I don't know exactly where they went.

129. To tell the truth, it was a pretty wild party. I'm not exactly sure what happened.

130. Was Wander there?

131. Yeah, maybe.

132. Man, What a party. Whoo!

133. Oh, yeah.

134. That's five, five more planets

135. that are mine. All mine! Peepers

136. How great am I?

137. Tenth planet this week, sir, which means

138. I'm ten steps closer to once again becoming the greatest in the galaxy!

139. Nothing can stop me now.

140. Lord Hater, your reign of terror is over!

141. Oh my Grop. It's him.

142. It's... Major Threat

143. His telekinetic powers can crush planets.

144. That dude is the evilest evil-doer that ever do-ed evil.

145. Sir, we're doomed! After all

146. these years of conquering, it comes down to this.

147. When I finally meet my... Idol

148. Huge, huge fan!

149. I know, like all your evil deeds. You're pretty much the reason

150. I got into villainy in the first place

151. Threat's best! Great villain!

152. Call me Jeff.

153. Ok, Jeff.

154. You are like, the worst

155. the best! Best at being the worst

156. Uh, thanks, bud.

157. Bud!

158. But I'm really embarrassed about all that conquering stuff

159. It was just take, take, take, without giving a thought to,

160. you know, the people, man, and how they were feeling.

161. Sorry, man, this must be a bit of a shock.

162. I'm sure you were expecting

163. Roar! I shall destroy your soul.

164. And here I am, all peace and love, man. You must be all, What?

165. Did Major Threat go all cuckoo in the head, right?

166. Uh, yeah. Kinda thought cuckoo head, yeah

167. Well, I did. I went cuckoo.

168. Cuckoo for conquering, until I crossed paths with this wandering weirdo

169. Strange visitor from from who knows where, who came to my galaxy

170. with powers of positivity far beyond those of anyone.

171. Oh, no.

172. Yeah, he went around helping everyone totally drove me even cuckoo-ier.

173. - Oh no

174. I chased him around the galaxy, vowing to destroy him.

175. Yes! I mean, Oh, no.

176. Yeah and in the end, do you know what he wanted

177. No, what? What did Wand- I mean, what did he want?

178. Just to be my friend.

179. That's crazy, man.

180. It was like he wanted me to hate him at first.

181. When he eventually wore me down

182. and we became friends, I realized that if I learned to like

183. this one thing I used to hate, then what was the point of hating

184. all the other stuff I hated, with less hate in my heart?

185. - I might start to be happy and not be - Such a bad guy anymore.

186. Exactly, man.

187. So, like I was saying earlier, your reign of terror is going to have to end.

188. Man, this aggression won't stand.

189. No! I warned you, Peepers!

190. Sir, just because Major Threat fell prey to that wandering weirdo, it doesn't...

191. It's hopeless!

192. Don't you see?

193. Threat was the villainiest villain of all time, and Wander

194. loved the hate right out of him. He Wander-ized him.

195. And now he wants to Wander-ize me.

196. Here man, let me help you fix this.

197. That's it! I can fix you!

198. Sir, I don't think that's such a good idea.

199. No, if I can remind him how good he is at being evil

200. it'll prove once and for all that bad is in the bones.

201. You are not good

202. You are just bad at remembering how good it was being bad.

203. Like the time you conquered the unconquerable Klangors.

204. Yeah, the Klangors, man.

205. I gave up being their evil dictator, and turned them on to democratic elections.

206. Okay, okay, bad example. You blew up the sun of Solarion!

207. Now it's Skilorian, a winter getaway

208. and non-profit research facility to study climate change.

209. Your band! Ninety-Ounce Nihilists?

210. You were the loudest, most evil band in the universe!

211. Oh, no, no, no, no

212. I could never quit music, man

213. Me and the guys still hang out and jam.

214. You see? You can be even greater by saying "later" to the Hate-er.

215. Stop hugging everything!

216. Okay, time for the big guns.

217. Victimon!

218. They are primed and ready for destruction.

219. I would like you to do the honors.

220. You're sure?

221. Oh, please.

222. If this doesn't get the evil juices flowing, nothing will

223. I insist.

224. Well, if you insist

225. Yes, Yes!

226. Nooo!

227. Whoa, take her easy, man.

228. Just take her easy.

229. Oh, yeah? What are you gonna do about it, Jeff?

230. Huh, man? You gonna play your stupid flute for some poor puppy orphans?

231. I'll have your hug waitin' when you're ready

232. Fine! You can't keep us prisoner! We're leaving!

233. Come on, Peepers.

234. Sir, he never actually took us prisoner. Also, technically, this is our ship.

235. Shut up.

236. I know that.

237. Hey, hug it out. Don't slug it out.

238. Oh, I'm terribly sorry.

239. Does that bother you, Jeff?

240. Seriously, sir, you really... Ow! My retina!

241. Hey, how do you like it if I treated you like that? You know?

242. What if I slapped your helmet off, man, huh?

243. What if I pushed you to the ground? Yeah, and take over your ship?

244. Yeah, and what if I take over your whole army, huh?

245. Then what would, would, w-w... by Grop!

246. I forgot how good being bad feels.

247. Yeah.

248. Major Threat is back, and I'm gonna conquer every planet

249. in this whole stinkin Galaxy, starting with yours.

250. What?

251. I can't beat him.

252. It's over. I'm finished,

253. done, conquered. That dude

254. I mean, Major Threat is the evilest evil-doer that ever do-ed evil!

255. The only reason he was stopped last time was because

256. Oh, no. Not that.

257. Oh, yeah, that's five! Five more planets that are mine!

258. All mine! Peepsqueak, how great am I?

259. Tenth planet in the last five minutes, sir, which means-

260. I'm ten steps closer to once again

261. becoming the greatest in the galaxy!

262. Nothing can stop me now!

263. Stopping all ready?

264. Threaty, is that you?

265. It's me. Your old pal, Sunshine Banjo Face

266. Why the frowny face, Sir Frownsalot?

267. Let's go tickle some caterpillars, and make lemonade out of snowflakes!

268. Major Threat will not abide by such a disgusting display of optimism!

269. Take that and that, you grop-derned flabdrassers

270. There's only one thing to trump the grumpies, and that's...

271. LORD HATER

272. When you wander over that way...

273. and wear a stupid hat.

274. Then you help some stupid people... And wear a stupid hat!

275. When the bad guys come a-creepin' and lookin' really cool,

276. just do some friendly dumb things and act just like a fool

277. MAJOR THREAT

278. Sorry I had to fool you there, but I knew there was good deep down in those bones.

279. Oh, no.

280. You not only helped your friends here, but you also saved yourself, man.

281. Oh, no.

282. You'll thank me later.

283. It's like Tumbleweed always said, "Never hurts to help."

284. - Who? - Tumbleweed?

285. That goofball that drove me crazy, then made me a better person.

286. - Wait, wasn't his name Wander? - Uhm, nope

287. Folks called him Tumbleweed

288. Yess! Whoo! Thank Grop.

289. Oh, I was worried for a second that I was doomed to suffer the same fate as you

290. but I'm obviously so much better and more evil.

291. Well, don't let the door hit you on the way out.

292. I don't know what I was freaked out about.

293. My annoying wanderer is totally different.

294. He plays a dumb banjo and hands out stupid sandwiches

295. Ha! Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo? Mustard or mayo?

296. We could play a hand full of jelly beans and grow a rainbow.

297. Or shake hands with the lady bug at the carnival in the clouds.

298. Or shave a candy cane down the peppermint cleaner

299. or give butterfly kisses.

300. Do an actual butterfly.

301. Or...