1. Flankar 5. Tomorrow is their
Festival of Florkanalia,Copy !req
2. which leaves their capital
completely unguarded.Copy !req
3. That's when we ...Copy !req
4. suddenly ...Copy !req
5. - Not yet, sir.
- Oh. Yeah, sorry.Copy !req
6. Suddenly, a battalion of
watchdogs...Copy !req
7. "Hate's great, best villain,
hate's great, best villain"Copy !req
8. led by Commander Peepers,
secure the city for the arrival of...Copy !req
9. - Now, sir.
- Oh, yeah.Copy !req
10. LORD HATERCopy !req
11. And they will be all, "Ahh!
Lord Hater is so terrifying! Argh!"Copy !req
12. Then I'll be all, like,
"Halt, you swine, and bow down to him!Copy !req
13. He is your new ruler and you will do
as he says,Copy !req
14. because he is Lord Hater,
the number one superstar in the galaxy!"Copy !req
15. Take that and that and that!Copy !req
16. Commander Peepers!Copy !req
17. Whoo! Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, and then,
the prettiest girl in the galaxy comes in,Copy !req
18. and she's all,
"Oh, Hatey, you're so cool and powerful.Copy !req
19. I wish I had millions of people
screaming my name like you."Copy !req
20. - Who is the universe's awesomest evildoer?
- Hater!Copy !req
21. Whoo!Copy !req
22. Whoa! This isn't the car wash.Copy !req
23. Emperor Awesome,
you're going to pay for this!Copy !req
24. With money! Hope you got
good insurance, buster.Copy !req
25. And with pain!Copy !req
26. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Chill, man, chill.Copy !req
27. It's just a little ding. We can work this
out... right... bro?Copy !req
28. I thought you were cool.Copy !req
29. You... you think I'm...Copy !req
30. Gettin' there, but dolls? Not really
a cool guy thing, bro.Copy !req
31. They are strategic figurines
used for precisely plotting invasions!Copy !req
32. And we were just making fun
of how lame it would beCopy !req
33. to be a dork who still plays with toys.Copy !req
34. Radical! Makin' fun of stuff is tight.Copy !req
35. What do you say we forget all this,
and you tag along while I rage tonight!Copy !req
36. I'm talkin' power. I'm talkin' ladies.Copy !req
37. I'm talkin' millions of people
screamin' your name. Lord Harry!Copy !req
38. - Hater.
- Hater!Copy !req
39. Wow, hangin' with you
would really elevate my street cred...Copy !req
40. Umm... I mean, yeah... sounds cool, I guess.Copy !req
41. I can chill with that.Copy !req
42. Sir, what about our plans?Copy !req
43. What about 'em? We'll finish when
we get back. Come on, buddy, let's...Copy !req
44. have you stay here and keep planning
the invasion without me. Peace out.Copy !req
45. Whoa!Copy !req
46. Ugh. Bro, being impressed is lame.Copy !req
47. If you wanna be cool,
you gotta be impres-sive.Copy !req
48. Whoa!Copy !req
49. Which starts with looking awesome.Copy !req
50. Thinkin' leather jacket for sure.Copy !req
51. Definitely a hat. Fedora? Nah.
Visor? Almost.Copy !req
52. Sideways flat rim? Yeah.Copy !req
53. These line-y stripey shades
are hot right now.Copy !req
54. And... there's nothing we can do
about your face, so... let's hit the club!Copy !req
55. I've gotta call Peepers!
He's not gonna believe this.Copy !req
56. Forget Mr. Insurance Claims.
Wouldn't you rather talk to... her?Copy !req
57. M-my pet's name is Captain Tim.Copy !req
58. Face... pretty. Your pretty face.Copy !req
59. Face pretty.Copy !req
60. Doin' all right, bro?Copy !req
61. Yeah, I'm bored, too.Copy !req
62. After-party!Copy !req
63. Oh, snap, roll down the window.Copy !req
64. Hey, bros,
you lookin' to party?Copy !req
65. Ha! Are we ever!Copy !req
66. Well, too bad, suckers!Copy !req
67. Yeah, suckers!Copy !req
68. Psssh!Copy !req
69. Some people are just born dorks.Copy !req
70. He'll be back.Copy !req
71. I bet he's bored of Awesome
and his phony popularity.Copy !req
72. He'll probably call any second now...Copy !req
73. Yep, any second...Copy !req
74. This is the most fun ever!Copy !req
75. Gah!Copy !req
76. How can he be so irresponsible?Copy !req
77. He's out partying with that doofus
when we have a major invasion tomorrow.Copy !req
78. What could be more important than that?Copy !req
79. We put our faces on it!Copy !req
80. Yeah!Copy !req
81. Come on, answer!Copy !req
82. Where are you? All the fun has to be
drying up by now... right?Copy !req
83. Who is the universe's awesomest evil-doer?Copy !req
84. - Hater!
- Whoooo!Copy !req
85. What's the point? It's done.Copy !req
86. He's gone, moved on,
kicked old Peepers to the curb.Copy !req
87. Probably doesn't even remember I exist.Copy !req
88. But you know what? I'm glad.Copy !req
89. Lord Hater never really cared aboutCopy !req
90. conquering the universe
in the first place.Copy !req
91. He just wanted to be popular.Copy !req
92. Well, that is fine by me!Copy !req
93. I can handle this by myself...
'cause some of us still careCopy !req
94. about things like galactic domination!Copy !req
95. Dope.Copy !req
96. Tight.Copy !req
97. Sweet.Copy !req
98. Sick.Copy !req
99. You are a gentleman and a scholar,
bro-rangutan.Copy !req
100. Yeah, so...Copy !req
101. unless you've got some other
super cool thing we can do,Copy !req
102. I think I'm gonna hit it. We done here?Copy !req
103. We could, uh, see who can
eat pizza faster.Copy !req
104. Or go to the comic store.Copy !req
105. Oh, wait, let's tie glow sticks
to our bikes and night ride.Copy !req
106. What? Bro, we're not dorks.
We make fun of dorks, remember?Copy !req
107. No, I got a plan! I got a really
good plan. You are gonna love it!Copy !req
108. It's Lord Hater!Copy !req
109. You've got this, Peepers. You've got this.Copy !req
110. Attention, Flankar 5!Copy !req
111. I hereby declare this planet
under new rule!Copy !req
112. Pretty cool invasion, huh?Copy !req
113. Not as cool as makin' fun of this nerd
is gonna be.Copy !req
114. - Good call, Hatester.
- Thanks.Copy !req
115. Wait, what? No...Copy !req
116. Bow down to your new master!Copy !req
117. Oh, sorry.
I can't bow that low, pipsqueak.Copy !req
118. Yo, dudes, are you
really afraid of this runt?Copy !req
119. Poser!Copy !req
120. That guy couldn't hurt a fly.Copy !req
121. He's teensy-weensy.Copy !req
122. - Yeah, he's tiny.
- Small.Copy !req
123. Silence! I am your new ruler,
and you will do as I say,Copy !req
124. because I am Commander Peepers
of the Hater Empire!Copy !req
125. Aw, ha ha. He's so cute.Copy !req
126. Awwwww!Copy !req
127. Ha ha! Hear that, nerd?Copy !req
128. So just go back home and nerd out
with your nerd toys.Copy !req
129. Nerd!Copy !req
130. Oh, yeah?Copy !req
131. I'm a nerd? Well, that's fine!Copy !req
132. 'Cause nerds use their brains.Copy !req
133. I set goals for myself, and then,
through education and hard work,Copy !req
134. I figure out ways to achieve them.Copy !req
135. Yes, but your goals are evil.Copy !req
136. Shut your face!Copy !req
137. What have you got, Awesome? Hmmm?Copy !req
138. Arm bands, a hot tub? Ha!Copy !req
139. One day, you'll wake up and realize
all you've got is a bunch of ugly clothes,Copy !req
140. no real friends,
and as a villain, you're a failure!Copy !req
141. I'm sorry.
You... really made me think.Copy !req
142. You dorks are good for one thing.Copy !req
143. You make awesome punching bags. Literally.Copy !req
144. Nobody picks on Peepers but me!Copy !req
145. I really do hope you have that insurance.Copy !req
146. Whoa, cool.Copy !req
147. "Ah! No,
Lord Hater, please spare me.Copy !req
148. You are too cool and powerful.
I surrender."Copy !req
149. And I was all, "That's what you get
for pickin' on my pal."Copy !req
150. And then, Hater was all,Copy !req
151. "Hey, maybe true friendship is better than
being cool and popular."Copy !req
152. Get out of here!Copy !req
153. Ah, the annual Tetsuon Jellyfish MigrationCopy !req
154. over the Statue of the Galactic Guru.Copy !req
155. Oh, it's supposed to be one of the most
beautiful sights in the galaxy!Copy !req
156. Okay, up early. Just gotta make it
a couple of blocks to... here.Copy !req
157. Oh, what could go wrong?Copy !req
158. Oh, right... Wander!Copy !req
159. Gasp!Copy !req
160. Yeah, that is a real nice hunk
of plastic junk.Copy !req
161. But if you wanna see
the real Statue of the Galactic Guru,Copy !req
162. we should probably...Copy !req
163. Bigger gasp!Copy !req
164. You know, the actual jellyfish migration
might be more...Copy !req
165. Biggest... gasp... possible!Copy !req
166. Sigh.Copy !req
167. Look, look, look, look, look...Copy !req
168. Can we please not stop
for every little thing?Copy !req
169. We're gonna be late-er
than we already are.Copy !req
170. Wander. Wander!
Wander, what are you looking at?Copy !req
171. Kiiittyyyy...Copy !req
172. Sylvia, Sylvia, Sylvia. I want this.Copy !req
173. Since when are you into souvenirs?Copy !req
174. This is different. I need it.Copy !req
175. Please, Sylvia. Please, please, please,
please, please,Copy !req
176. please...?Copy !req
177. This little thingamahoozit is great!Copy !req
178. Oh, my gosh, Sylvia, look!
Kitty went into a sock and got stuck!Copy !req
179. Yeah, that's nice, pal,
but I don't do cute. Come on.Copy !req
180. Sylvia! Kitty is wearing little boots!Copy !req
181. Sylvia, now it has milk
all over its 'ittle face.Copy !req
182. Sylvia, the kitty is dancing now!Copy !req
183. Oh, babycakes, you really are
the most amazing kitty in the galaxy!Copy !req
184. Ugh. Tell me, what is so amazing about
cats being bad at stuff?Copy !req
185. Wander?Copy !req
186. Huh. Hey, look at that!Copy !req
187. Whoa, I think that guy needs help!Copy !req
188. Huh. Wow, thanks, kitty.Copy !req
189. We'll be at the Statue of
the Galactic Guru in no time.Copy !req
190. Wander, no!Copy !req
191. Hey, we're not supposed
to be walking here.Copy !req
192. Wander.Copy !req
193. Wander!Copy !req
194. Ooh, ooh!Copy !req
195. Are... you... duh...Copy !req
196. Ow! Ah! Ooh! Eeh!Copy !req
197. Aah! Ow!Copy !req
198. Who's in a box? Youse in a box.Copy !req
199. Oh! No! Wander!Copy !req
200. Rassafrassin' thingamahoozit.Copy !req
201. Rassafrassin' cat videos.Copy !req
202. Rassafassin' thingamahoozit
with cat videos.Copy !req
203. Oh, oh BabyCakes,Copy !req
204. the predicaments you get yourself in.Copy !req
205. We're gonna miss the sunset.
Hold on, Wander!Copy !req
206. Ahh! W-whoa! Hold on there steady!Copy !req
207. Wander! You missed the whole thing!Copy !req
208. Meow!Copy !req
209. Meow!Copy !req
210. - Meow.
- Man, what is with these videos anyway?Copy !req
211. Meow!Copy !req
212. Oh, no, I'd know
those big gloopy eyes anywhere.Copy !req
213. Lil' Bits!
The most ruthless mercenary in the galaxy.Copy !req
214. Meow!Copy !req
215. Oh, this is bad. Who else has seen these?Copy !req
216. This just in.
Breaking news.Copy !req
217. BabyCakes is the cutest kitty
in the whole galaxy.Copy !req
218. If you don't love this adorable cat
more than anything else in life,Copy !req
219. you probably have no soul,
and I want to destroy you.Copy !req
220. I mean, just look at her lil' face.Copy !req
221. Meow. Aww! Show your love for BabyCakes
by prostrating yourself before herCopy !req
222. and giving her all your riches.
I know I will.Copy !req
223. BabyCakes!Copy !req
224. Meow!Copy !req
225. All right, ya Lil Bits, where are ya?Copy !req
226. Not sure how I missed that.Copy !req
227. Aww!Copy !req
228. Making twese videos is so inswulting
to my intewwigence.Copy !req
229. But it'll all be worth it when the gawaxy
is undah my contwol!Copy !req
230. No one can wesist my cuteness.Copy !req
231. Wong!Copy !req
232. I mean wrong!Copy !req
233. BabyCakes!Copy !req
234. Wewll, if it isn't Wander and Tylvia.Copy !req
235. This is wowking out even bettah
than I pwannthed.Copy !req
236. Wunnin' scams-running scams,Copy !req
237. seems stwange-seems strange
for a bounty huntah... hunter!Copy !req
238. Argh! What's the angle, Bits?Copy !req
239. I saw an oppwortunity, and I took it.Copy !req
240. This is way more pwofitable.Copy !req
241. And now, on top of all my witzes,
and gawaxy-wide dwomination,Copy !req
242. I can also have my wevenge
on the two of you!Copy !req
243. We won't wet you get away with this,
will we, Wander...Copy !req
244. D'oh!Copy !req
245. BabyCakes, I love you.Copy !req
246. That's wight, Wandah.Copy !req
247. Just give in, Sylvia, and pwostrate
yourself before me wike ev'wybody elth!Copy !req
248. Th'orry.Copy !req
249. Huh—I—wha?Copy !req
250. I don't do cute.Copy !req
251. Too wate. I've gone viwal. Oh, are you
gonna beat up the gawaxy's favowite kittyCopy !req
252. wive on cam'wa?Copy !req
253. Aww!Copy !req
254. No! No way is she gettin' away with this.Copy !req
255. Okay, everybody, listen up!Copy !req
256. I know you think this is
the cutest kitty in the galaxy,Copy !req
257. but she's really a greedy swindler
controlling all of youCopy !req
258. with these videos for her own profit.Copy !req
259. I mean it. You have to fight back!Copy !req
260. Look away from the screens.
She's brainwashing you with her-Waah!Copy !req
261. No! Uh! Argh! Yes!Copy !req
262. Sylvia, are you okay?Copy !req
263. I'm fine.Copy !req
264. Wander, whatever you do,
keep those cameras rolling.Copy !req
265. Aww!Copy !req
266. Aww!Copy !req
267. Whoa, whoa!Copy !req
268. Sylvia, Sylvia,
Sylvia, Sylvia, Sylvia!Copy !req
269. Sylvia, you saved us!Copy !req
270. I don't know from exactly what,
but you did it!Copy !req
271. Nah, it was... ow... it was nothing,
really. Don't even... ow... mention it.Copy !req
272. I'll get my wevenge on you,
Wander and Sylvia.Copy !req
273. You haven't seen the wast of me.Copy !req
274. Yeah! Yeah!
Do the one where you fell down!Copy !req
275. Sylvia, Sylvia,
Sylvia, Sylvia!Copy !req
276. Hey, look at this video
of a turtle eating a pancake!Copy !req
277. Turtle, turtle, turtle, turtle, turtle!Copy !req
278. I guess I missed the jellyfish migration,
didn't I?Copy !req
279. I really wanted to see that.Copy !req
280. Maybe not.Copy !req
281. It's even more beautiful
than I thought it would be.Copy !req
282. Let's post a selfie!Copy !req
283. Duh no, no more flab-drassin'
useless gizmos for...Copy !req
284. Imaginary memory selfie!Copy !req
285. Ka-chee!Copy !req
286. Oh, that's a keeper, all right.Copy !req
287. Ooh!Copy !req
288. Aah!Copy !req
289. Ooh!Copy !req
290. Aah!Copy !req
291. Ooh!Copy !req