Wander Over Yonder 2x1

Directed by Dave Thomas • Eddie Trigueros

Fred Tatasciore as Lord Dominator (voice)

Wander and Sylvia's world is turned upside down with the arrival of a new villain that threatens Lord Hater's status as the Greatest in the Galaxy.

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1. I hereby conquer this planet

2. in the name of Lord Hater, the greatest in the galaxy!

3. Hey, hater!

4. Got your team's flag, Gotta tag me.

5. Get back here!

6. Ugh! Please, sir! No! Just ignore 'im!

7. You know Wander's the reason you're no longer the greatest in the galaxy.

8. I'm sorry, sir, but it's true.

9. You wasted so much time chasing him around the universe

10. that you've lost any standing you had as a real villain.

11. And now there's bad guys everywhere

12. taking over all the territory you lost.

13. You're more like 29th greatest in the galaxy.

14. Which is why we need to get back

15. in the game and conquer as many planets as possible.

16. Hater!

17. Peepers, that's totally what I'm trying to do but like, Wander totally took our flag!

18. Sir, the flag is really just symbolic.

19. No. Get him.

20. That's my cue.

21. Ladies?

22. Nothing ever changes.

23. Who... is... this... guy?

24. Definitely new to the neighborhood.

25. Maybe we should go say hi.

26. Wander, buddy.

27. These are bad neighbors, and I think it's time to move.

28. Uh, sorry, Syl, but what do I always say?

29. An enemy is just a friend you haven't made yet!

30. Sometimes you have to look beyond the demonic exterior of someone's

31. horrifying battle cruiser...

32. find the person inside & offer them your friendship

33. No matter how terrified you may be!

34. Besides, I have a secret weapon.

35. Going up! First floor,

36. scary lava ship. Top floor, friendship! Woohoo!

37. I got your back, buddy, with two weapons of my own, right, ladies?

38. What just happened?

39. Gee sir! Maybe exactly what I said was happening!

40. While you were busy chasing Wander around

41. you got planet-jacked!

42. What is this, amateur hour?

43. He can't just swoop in & steal a planet after I already planted a flag

44. The flag is a symbol!

45. Sir. This guy's impressive.

46. Maybe too impressive! I suggest we go and deal with this foe when we're

47. better prepared!

48. Please. An enemy's just an enemy I haven't defeated yet.

49. I'll show this chump what happens when you mess with the greatest in the galaxy.

50. Be back in five.

51. Hello?

52. Anybody here?

53. Welcome to our galaxy!

54. - Well. Nobody home. Let's go. - No way. Ship this big,

55. there's got to be someone on board. If you don't like fruit there's also a

56. selection of small cheeses!

57. Finally, the welcome party.

58. Not the vibe I'm getting here.

59. Hello! Hey, there!

60. Folks call me Wander, and this is Sylvia. Welcome to the galaxy!

61. We hope you will accept our humble gift of...

62. Sylvia, you okay?

63. Watchdogs are usually so soft and mushy.

64. Cuffs? Please!

65. Okay. Worried again.

66. Perhaps you did not notice our gift!

67. From your new friends! To... whoever you are!

68. See, Syl? An enemy is just a friend you...

69. Hey, careful careful! There's a honeydew here, man!

70. This guy's not so cool.

71. Oh, he's the real deal, sir!

72. This is one serious arsenal.

73. - Level five Mega lasers. - Whatever.

74. Novacombusters? I didn't even think those existed!

75. Big deal. I could have that, I just don't want to.

76. And that! I don't know what... that is, but,

77. It's super cool! That's what it is!

78. I can't wait to put this guy in his place!

79. First he steals my stolen planet

80. Then he has the nerve to have stuff that I want.

81. Why don't we have awesome stuff like this? This is your fault, isn't it?

82. We could have had all this, but someone needed a hot tub

83. and an arcade, and an entire research team to develop new barbecue sauces

84. for the food court! A food court, by the way, we built instead of an

85. - atom smasher, which this guy also has! - Well I should have all that & more!

86. - I am Lord Hater, the greatest in the... - Twenty... ninth... greatest!

87. Huh! Not so cool now, are you?

88. Ha Ha!

89. Ah! So cool!

90. Hey, that was thoughtfully arranged!

91. Do you have any idea how hard it is to balance bananas?

92. Wander, I know you don't want to hear this, but these guys are trouble.

93. Maybe you're right.

94. No they're not friendly they're.. What? Wait. What?

95. I don't want to jump to conclusions, but I'm starting to feel not

96. very welcomed here.

97. Ha!

98. Tell me about it.

99. Maybe this enemy is just an enemy.

100. I'm sorry, buddy.

101. I know you always want to see the best in people, but sometimes there's

102. nothing there to see.

103. Either way, these walls ain't budging.

104. We're not going anywhere.

105. You'd almost think they wanted us to stay.

106. Maybe this is how they show hospitality where they're from!

107. Maybe this is all some kooky mix-up that we'll all laugh

108. about later over ripe cantaloupe!

109. Maybe one of us has a hard time dealing with rejection.

110. Welcome party back on track!

111. Yee-haw!

112. The Basket!

113. - You? - You!

114. - Me! - Them!

115. Are you here to meet our new neighbor, too? I don't see a gift.

116. Haven't forgotten about my flag!

117. - Nope! - No time!

118. Must go faster... Much faster...

119. Oh, these cuffs are seriously slowing me down!

120. Who is this guy?

121. No!

122. No...

123. No!

124. I'm really sorry, Syl, but I just gotta try.

125. I know this seems bananas, and I must be plum outta my melon

126. but I don't pear! The way I fig-ure, even the rottenest

127. apple still has a sweet spot at its core. KUMQUAT!

128. Wander, he's gonna destroy you!

129. Sorry, I gotta try.

130. Hello to you.

131. Folks call me Wander.

132. And this is Sylvia.

133. Welcome to the Galaxy!

134. We hope you will accept our humble gift of friendship!

135. Perhaps I was a bit too formal.

136. Hello. Hi. How's it goin'?

137. Hey. Hey, hey, hey. Hey. Hello!

138. Nope, Less formal, less formal.

139. 'Sup? Salutations! Hello! Howdy! Knock-knock. Who's there? It's me!

140. Hello. Beep-boop, we come in peace.

141. Buddy! You narfin' frood! I love the place! Fruit basket!

142. This is for you. And that! And that! And that!

143. I'm so sorry. No!

144. Sylvia, I don't think our new friend is very friendly.

145. You think?

146. I think this calls for the big guns.

147. Wander, please. No, not that.

148. Wander!

149. And I hope... we can be... friends.

150. Sir, I really must insist we go and deal with this foe

151. when we're better prepared.

152. Maybe you are right.

153. What? Wait, what? I mean, good. Yes.

154. Now we just have to break out of here quietly and carefully.

155. Oh! I'll settle for loudly and quickly!

156. Come on, sir, let's get outta here so you can focus

157. on being the greatest in the galaxy again.

158. Twenty... ninth... greatest.

159. What?

160. If I'm gonna be the greatest in the galaxy again,

161. I'm gonna start with whoever this loser is. Hey, robo-dork! Let's rumba!

162. Sir, what are you doing?

163. I can't run if I want to be number one.

164. Wander?

165. Wander?

166. Wander!

167. Oh, Wander, thank Grop.

168. Let him go, you molten menace.

169. He was only... trying to be your... friend! Folks call me Sylvia...

170. and I'm... not so nice! Ladies?

171. welcome to the galaxy.

172. No!

173. Oh...

174. Finally!

175. My brilliant getting-captured plan has led us right to this two-bit terror.

176. Time to take this sucker down.

177. Invaders apprehended, Lord Dominator.

178. Lord Dominator? Ah! That totally rhymes with Hater!

179. What? He totally looks like...

180. Hey, friend.

181. He's... destroy my enemy... hate... jerk!

182. What I wanted to do! Gagh! So cool.

183. I must destroy!

184. Wander's my enemy.

185. Enemy? Come on, Hater.

186. You know, an enemy is just a friend you haven't made yet.

187. What? Ew! Shut up!

188. Wander! you okay buddy?

189. Impressive, sir.

190. Sorry for doubting you.

191. After defeating this guy,

192. you most certainly are the greatest in the galaxy.

193. Accept no imitations!

194. Okay, time out, fine. You could be the greatest in the galaxy.

195. Okay! Mercy, please!

196. Hey, watch the lava 'round the guava!

197. Oh, yes, you must definitely conquer the entire galaxy with those.

198. But you can't run if you want to be number one!

199. Let this be a reminder that if you march into my galaxy,

200. you're gonna have to deal with me!

201. - Wander! - I have had enough.

202. I will have you know I gave you a gift.

203. I complimented your ship.

204. I've even played you a song.

205. All in the name of friendship.

206. And you can't even be neighborly and make some small talk like,

207. "Wow thanks for the fruit basket, Wander Wander. Isn't that an interesting name?"

208. And I'd be like "Well yeah, I guess. Funny story, that's not really my..."

209. But, but that's not important! What is important is I told you that an enemy

210. is just a friend you haven't made yet.

211. But after your mood and inconsiderate behavior today,

212. I'm not sure I want to be your friend.

213. And I must admit...

214. I'm! Co! Ming! Buh! Dee!

215. though it hurts to say it. I have to tell you...

216. that I don't think that you deserve...

217. a fruit basket!

218. This is for my real friends. Tangelo?

219. - Please. He's a dope. - No, really,

220. he's not an idiot. He totally knows what he's doing.

221. - Who... - ... was...

222. - ... that... - ... guy?

223. That... was... Amazing!

224. Ha ha ha! They were all like,

225. "What? Who is this guy?" Ha! Then I was like, serious, then I was all, rah!

226. And then the lava was woosh! And they were all, "ah! no! why?"

227. Ha ha ha ha! What a bunch of dorks! This is going to be... Fun!

228. So you think this guy is what

229. Hater's brother?

230. Oh, maybe he's Lord Hater's dad come to show him who's boss.

231. - Wait, Lord who? - Uh, Lord Hater,

232. that skeleton guy we work for?

233. Oh my grop! I've been calling him the wrong name for six months!

234. Why didn't anyone tell me?

235. What did you think he was called?

236. I've been calling him Lord Va...