1. you don't have to say it.Copy !req
2. Shortcuts through
asteroid fields...Copy !req
3. not the best idea.Copy !req
4. We'll be fine!Copy !req
5. As long as we don't
run out of...Copy !req
6. orbble juice.Copy !req
7. Aaaaah!
Aaaah!Copy !req
8. Uhh!Copy !req
9. Uhh! Uhh! Ohh!Copy !req
10. Are we completely dry?Copy !req
11. But don't worry!
Look, there's a nice
little town over there.Copy !req
12. I bet they can rustle us up
some orbble juice.Copy !req
13. I'm'a go ask 'em for help.Copy !req
14. What? Don't you know
where we are?
This is doomstone!Copy !req
15. Refuge for the meanest,
nastiest outlaws
in the galaxy.Copy !req
16. You can't just walk in there
asking for orbble juice.Copy !req
17. They'll tear you apart!Copy !req
18. What if I ask real nice?Copy !req
19. No! If we're gonna
go in there,Copy !req
20. you gotta do
the opposite of that.Copy !req
21. You gotta act tough,
nasty, mean!Copy !req
22. You gotta act like a bad guy!Copy !req
23. Bad guy?Copy !req
24. Got it!Copy !req
25. No problem.Copy !req
26. Grrr! Laaaa!Copy !req
27. Grrr!
Is that...Copy !req
28. is there some dinosaur
in there?Copy !req
29. Little bit.
Ohh. We're doomed.Copy !req
30. Ohh. Okay. I'm gonna
go see the ownerCopy !req
31. about hooking us up
with the juice.Copy !req
32. Just remember: Grrrr!Copy !req
33. Grrrr!Copy !req
34. You're in my seat, little man.Copy !req
35. Why, I'm sorry. I...Copy !req
36. (lowers voice)
I mean, get yer own...Copy !req
37. Do you know who I am?Copy !req
38. Do you know who i am?Copy !req
39. I'm a wanted man.Copy !req
40. Ten million credit rewardCopy !req
41. for the capture
of badlands Dan,Copy !req
42. meanest man in
the whole durned land!Copy !req
43. I'm a wanted man.Copy !req
44. Ten million and one credit
reward for the capture
of wild wooly Wander,Copy !req
45. wickedest wan
in the whole wurned wand!Copy !req
46. Grrrr!Copy !req
47. So...Copy !req
48. Any idea where a perpetrator
of generally unpleasant thingsCopy !req
49. like myself can buy
some... Orbble juice?Copy !req
50. Well, I don't have any,Copy !req
51. but, uh...Copy !req
52. Ohh.Copy !req
53. There is someone who...Copy !req
54. Might have...Copy !req
55. His name is papa doom.Copy !req
56. Here's his address
and directions to
his place. Enjoy.Copy !req
57. So what's the catch?
There is a catch, right?Copy !req
58. Papa doom's the meanest,
nastiest crime lord
on doomstone!Copy !req
59. Ha! Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
60. He's gonna blast you into atoms
and keep the crystals himself!
Ha ha!Copy !req
61. But that shouldn't be
a problem for you and your
partner, right?Copy !req
62. He seems real tough.Copy !req
63. Tough?Copy !req
64. Let's take it outside,
little man.Copy !req
65. Let's do it!Copy !req
66. Let's take it all the way
outside!Copy !req
67. Let's take it for
a nice walk in the park...Copy !req
68. you and the rest of these
wimpy wimpersons.Copy !req
69. The name is William wimperson,
thank you very much.Copy !req
70. Grrr!Copy !req
71. Are you three kinds of crazy?Copy !req
72. I asked for bad, not death wish!Copy !req
73. Now, we need to find a way to
get these crystals across town...Copy !req
74. Wander?Copy !req
75. Hop on.
What?Copy !req
76. Where did you...
( Engine revs )Copy !req
77. He stole my ride!Copy !req
78. You stole from those guys?Copy !req
79. Yeah. Should I give it back?Copy !req
80. No. Go, wild Willy Wander!Copy !req
81. Go!
Yeahhh!Copy !req
82. Get him!Copy !req
83. Watch out!Copy !req
84. Aaaah!Copy !req
85. Watch this.Copy !req
86. Truck full of explosives!Copy !req
87. Truck full of explosives!Copy !req
88. Good idea.Copy !req
89. Aah!Copy !req
90. Aaah!Copy !req
91. Bein' bad...Copy !req
92. Is rad!Copy !req
93. You crazy whammer jammer!Copy !req
94. You... you...Copy !req
95. got us exactly where
we needed to be!Copy !req
96. This must be papa doom's joint.Copy !req
97. Oh, not bad, Wander.
Not bad at all.Copy !req
98. "Oh, not bad, Wander."
So you're thinking
we should ask nice this time?Copy !req
99. No. No, no, no.Copy !req
100. We're almost home free.
We can't give up the act now.Copy !req
101. So don't be nice!
But ya know, don't
be cuckoo either.Copy !req
102. Oh! How about you let me
do the talking?Copy !req
103. And you play
the strong, silent type.Copy !req
104. Right? Bad, but quiet.
Can you do that?Copy !req
105. Can I?Copy !req
106. Shh!Copy !req
107. What kind of evil crime lord
leaves his front door unlocked?Copy !req
108. Papa doom: The kind who knows
there's nobody stupid enough
to walk through.Copy !req
109. I, uh, I hear you have
some orbble transporter
juice for sale.Copy !req
110. Me and my partner here
need to get off this rockCopy !req
111. to continue our life
of bad an unsavory behavior.Copy !req
112. I have a better idea.Copy !req
113. I take your money,
I don't give you
any orbble juice,Copy !req
114. and my friends here
crush you into floor wax.Copy !req
115. What's the matter, twerp?
Ain't ya scared?Copy !req
116. Grrrrr!Copy !req
117. Hold on!Copy !req
118. This is that guy I heard about,Copy !req
119. the guy who stood up
to badlands Dan!Copy !req
120. Who wrecked the motor hogs!Copy !req
121. Boss, this is
wild wooly Wander!Copy !req
122. Is that true?Copy !req
123. ( Nervous laughter ) I'm sorry!Copy !req
124. I didn't know!
Please forgive me
and my associates...Copy !req
125. lunker! Get our nasty friend
Wander hereCopy !req
126. a bottle of our
finest orbble juice.Copy !req
127. See? We're all sensible
but evil folks here.Copy !req
128. Now we have our juice
and you have your...Copy !req
129. papa doom: Bag of rocks?Copy !req
130. I switched the bags!Copy !req
131. Now we have the crystals
and the juice.Copy !req
132. Pretty bad, huh?Copy !req
133. After them!Copy !req
134. Game over, fur ball.Copy !req
135. Bring it on, fellas!Copy !req
136. I'm wild wooly Wander!Copy !req
137. I'm the toughest
meanest there is!Copy !req
138. Come on!
I'll take all of ya on!Copy !req
139. Stop!Copy !req
140. Hoo-hoo-ee!
That was some kind of fun!Copy !req
141. You folks are all
real good sports.Copy !req
142. Huh?Copy !req
143. Look, we're not bad guys.Copy !req
144. We were acting bad
to try to blend in.Copy !req
145. We're just lost travelers
who need some help,Copy !req
146. and we're very sorry
for all the trouble we caused.Copy !req
147. Could you find it
in your hearts to
help us out?Copy !req
148. No!
No!
No!Copy !req
149. We don't help strangers!Copy !req
150. And we ain't got hearts!Copy !req
151. So, someone's
gonna hit us,
right?Copy !req
152. Wait a flossin' second.Copy !req
153. You're all a bunch of fakers,
aren't you?Copy !req
154. Just like Wander was!Copy !req
155. Well, of all the...Copy !req
156. you... I can't believe...Copy !req
157. yeah. You're right.Copy !req
158. I never hurt anybody.Copy !req
159. I heard doomstone
was a tough place,Copy !req
160. so I only faked tough
to survive.Copy !req
161. Oh, that's super news!
I thought I was the only one
pretending!Copy !req
162. No! (Sobbing)Copy !req
163. Boys, I was fakin', too.Copy !req
164. Aw, me too!Copy !req
165. Oh, I was so scared of you!Copy !req
166. This isn't even a real tattoo.Copy !req
167. I just want some chamomile tea.Copy !req
168. I hate these bikes.
They're so dangerous.Copy !req
169. I was just fakin' it.
Nice to meet you!
I miss my garden.Copy !req
170. Well, how about that?Copy !req
171. Yeah, yeah, you were right.Copy !req
172. We just had to ask nicely.Copy !req
173. This should be enough juiceCopy !req
174. to get you guys
wherever you want to go.Copy !req
175. And a little something
for the road.Copy !req
176. Ahh.Copy !req
177. Y'all come back and visit,
ya hear?Copy !req
178. Why, thank you.
We surely will.Copy !req
179. Hee hee hee!
Tickled.Copy !req
180. What a nice bunch of folks.Copy !req
181. Sylvia; Ah, bunch of softies
if you ask me.Copy !req
182. Um...Copy !req
183. You gonna get the door?Copy !req
184. To arms!Copy !req
185. Guess they don't
like solicitors.Copy !req
186. My friends forgive us
this rude intrusionCopy !req
187. on the feast meant to honor
our most recent feats
of strength and bravery.Copy !req
188. We never could have dreamt
it would be interrupted
by our greatest of enemies...Copy !req
189. Hoist the food sack
of thuringian!Copy !req
190. Our most valuable resource.Copy !req
191. For centuries, it has held
our annual harvestCopy !req
192. and kept our people fed
and mighty through each
of the seven seasons.Copy !req
193. We protect it with our lives,Copy !req
194. for without it,
we would starve!Copy !req
195. Nd it is what he has come for.Copy !req
196. Warriors of baaaa-halla,Copy !req
197. assemble!Copy !req
198. Aaah!Copy !req
199. Hey, dum-dums!Copy !req
200. I thought I told ya
not to lock this gate no more!Copy !req
201. What an adorable little troll!Copy !req
202. That?
( Laughing ) That's what
they're so afraid of?Copy !req
203. Await my command!Copy !req
204. Well, if it isn't
prince cashmere.Copy !req
205. I hope you losers
filled up that
pretty little food sackCopy !req
206. after last year...
I'm hungry.Copy !req
207. You are not welcome here,
troll!Copy !req
208. Return from whence you came,Copy !req
209. and we shall not harm you.Copy !req
210. (Mocking)
"Return from whence you came."Copy !req
211. I'm cashmere,
and I sound like this...Copy !req
212. hurdy gurdy, gurdy,Copy !req
213. gurdy, hurdy, hurdy!Copy !req
214. How dare you!Copy !req
215. I am born of the seventh tribe
of markhoor!Copy !req
216. I speak with great eloquence!Copy !req
217. Aaah!Copy !req
218. Yeah!
Take that, losers!Copy !req
219. Oh. I see.Copy !req
220. Aaaaaah!Copy !req
221. You call that hitting?Copy !req
222. It feels like
sweet little kisses!Copy !req
223. (Gasps) Cur!Copy !req
224. I would never kiss anyoneCopy !req
225. except someone who
I admired and respected,Copy !req
226. and only after we dated
for quite a while!Copy !req
227. Ja. Kissing is
very intimate.Copy !req
228. I'm saving my first kiss
for my special someone,
not you!Copy !req
229. ( Evil laughter ) Here we go!Copy !req
230. Waaaah-ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
231. Heroic Wander
and mighty Sylvia,Copy !req
232. I must command my troops
from the ground.Copy !req
233. Can I rely on your braveryCopy !req
234. and impressive physical prowessCopy !req
235. to hold down the great hall?Copy !req
236. Ho ho! Are you kiddin'?Copy !req
237. Fighting, my thing.Copy !req
238. Helping, his thing.Copy !req
239. Right, Wander?Copy !req
240. Wander? Wander!Copy !req
241. Yep.Copy !req
242. Oh, thank you, my friends.Copy !req
243. Ground squad, follow me!Copy !req
244. All right, archers,
head to the roof
and start firing!Copy !req
245. Catapult guy, make it rain!Copy !req
246. Go! Go! Go!Copy !req
247. Wander, let's go!
Battle time!Copy !req
248. Don't I know it?Copy !req
249. Nice beard!Copy !req
250. Did your little sister
braid it for you?Copy !req
251. Ohhh! As a matter
of fact, she did!Copy !req
252. Ja, and she did
a very good job!Copy !req
253. She's a talented braider,
and I am very proud of her!Copy !req
254. Hurdy, gurdy, hurdy!Copy !req
255. Hurdy, gurdy, hurdy!
Ha ha!Copy !req
256. Hey, buddy boy,
you know what
would be awesome?Copy !req
257. If you helped me out here!Copy !req
258. I am helping.Copy !req
259. Boy, those peanuts sure know
how to get stuck in there.Copy !req
260. Wha-ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
261. Hey! Why you gotta be
so stupid?Copy !req
262. Aaah! I have
above-average intelligence!Copy !req
263. Thank you!Copy !req
264. Out of the way, baldy!Copy !req
265. It's normal for my age!Copy !req
266. Hey, cashmere!Copy !req
267. I totally forgot
how lame your cape is!Copy !req
268. How... Dare you?Copy !req
269. My dear sweet Nana ba ba
made this for me!Copy !req
270. Rrrraaarrr!Copy !req
271. Whaaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha!Copy !req
272. Ah-ah-ah-ah-ahhhh!Copy !req
273. Hey, lazy,
I'm thinking of a word.Copy !req
274. It starts with an "h"
and it rhymes with "help"!Copy !req
275. Ahhh. I am helping.Copy !req
276. Oh, I don't have time for this.
Cashmere! I'm coming!Copy !req
277. I immediately regret
that decision.Copy !req
278. Score! Looks like this guy
is gonna get his food sack on
after all!Copy !req
279. Wander! Wake up!
The food sack!Copy !req
280. Huh? Huh? Huh?Copy !req
281. You!Copy !req
282. Hey, ya dumb yokel!
I'm talking to you.Copy !req
283. Huh?Copy !req
284. Hmm.Copy !req
285. You look like a hairy spoon!Copy !req
286. Your shoes are out of style!Copy !req
287. Arrghh!Copy !req
288. That's the stupidest hat
I've ever seen!Copy !req
289. What the...?Copy !req
290. Ding!Copy !req
291. The troll has be shrunken!Copy !req
292. The sack of thuringian
is safe at last!Copy !req
293. ( All baaing ) Thank goodness!Copy !req
294. Now let us proceed to
stomp upon him!Copy !req
295. Oh, look!
Just what I needed.Copy !req
296. Your mom is ugly!Copy !req
297. You are such a meanie!Copy !req
298. Your dad is ugly!
Uh-uh!Copy !req
299. Your great-Aunt twice removed
is ugly!Copy !req
300. Wash your mouth out with soap!Copy !req
301. My friends?Copy !req
302. Why do you stand idly by?Copy !req
303. Nay! Nay! Lying idly byCopy !req
304. whence the invader
threatens to destroy my people!Copy !req
305. We cannot once again afford
to feed this monster!Copy !req
306. Then stop feeding him.Copy !req
307. But that's what
we're trying to do!Copy !req
308. Dude, just ignore the guy.
You getting all upset
just makes him stronger.Copy !req
309. Uh, yeah. Don't... Feed...Copy !req
310. The troll.Copy !req
311. Just give me one more,
you dum-dum!Copy !req
312. No!Copy !req
313. Give him none!Copy !req
314. Don't you see, my friends?Copy !req
315. We are proud and brave
and strong.Copy !req
316. We are good people
with good hearts.Copy !req
317. And we are all beautiful
on the inside.Copy !req
318. We know this to be.Copy !req
319. So why should we care
what this sad, pathetic,Copy !req
320. pitiful creature thinks of us?Copy !req
321. You believe that
schmaltzy garbage?Copy !req
322. What a bunch of wusses!Copy !req
323. And... and babies!Copy !req
324. Yeah! You're sappy-wappy babies!Copy !req
325. Your armor could use a Polish?Copy !req
326. Your hair is kinda messy?Copy !req
327. You're two inches too short!Copy !req
328. Your mother wears
combat booooots!Copy !req
329. Hey! You're all wimps!Copy !req
330. With tiny muscles!Copy !req
331. You're weak,
and your food
is terrible!Copy !req
332. I didn't even want it anyway!Copy !req
333. Hey! Pay attention to meeeee!Copy !req
334. Ohh!Copy !req