1. All right!
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2. Ooh, that's not good.
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3. Oh, man, lord hater
just had this thing waxed.
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4. Okay,
no need to panic.
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5. Maybe if we just...
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6. Aarrgh!
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7. You watchdogs
are all useless!
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8. I've never encountered
a more pathetic excuse
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9. For an evil army
in all my life!
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10. Yee-hoo!
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11. Stupid!
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12. Idiots!
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13. Imbeciles!
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14. No!
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15. All i want is for you guys
to finally do something,
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16. Anything right
for once!
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17. Is that so hard?
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18. They went to
the wrong conference room.
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19. You!
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20. Why aren't you
running in terror?
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21. Hello?
Pure concentrated
bolts of evil.
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22. I think
this one's broken.
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23. Peepers!
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24. What—
what is that thing?
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25. It appears to be
some kind of present.
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26. But how— who would—
what is wrong with him?
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27. I don't know, sir.
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28. I just don't know.
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29. Careful. We don't know
if that thing's contagious.
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30. Interesting.
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31. I wonder...
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32. Huh? Peepers,
get out of there!
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33. Yeah!
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34. Aah!
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35. Woo-hoo-hoo!
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36. What was that
all about?
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37. It's worse
than we thought.
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38. His cortisol levels
are low,
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39. While his proximity
to the object
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40. Has completely altered
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41. The molecular structure
of his prefrontal cortex!
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42. Flab drassit, man!
Enough science
mumbo-jumbo!
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43. Give it to me straight.
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44. The gift has made him...
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45. Happy.
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46. Happy?
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47. Happy.
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48. But the watchdogs have
never been happy before.
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49. Well, they've never
received a gift before.
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50. Peepers, what are
we going to do?
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51. If this spreads,
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52. The entire army
will be ruined!
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53. It's okay, sir.
He's sealed in sick bay,
completely quarantined.
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54. There is no way
this happiness is spreading.
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55. Happy.
Oh!
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56. Shh! Don't attract
their attention.
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57. Happy.
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58. Happy.
Happy.
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59. That's it.
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60. Easy.
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61. Don't make any sudden
movements or...
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62. Happy!
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63. Aah!
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64. Oh!
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65. It's worse
than we thought.
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66. Happy.
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67. Happy.
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68. Happy.
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69. There's a serial gifter
loose on the ship.
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70. No, no, no,
it can't be.
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71. Not...
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72. He's infecting
the entire army with joy,
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73. Killing any hate
they may have.
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74. We have to destroy him
before he destroys us.
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75. Peepers,
assemble a team.
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76. M-m-me?
B-b-but, sir...
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77. All right, men,
split up!
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78. Man, pete, if we make it
out of here alive,
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79. First thing
i'm gonna do
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80. Is find that gal
i met on shore leave,
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81. Buy her a ring
and ask her to be mine.
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82. Ah, you're crazy, teddy.
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83. Hater never lets anyone
have nice things...
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84. Like dreams.
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85. Teddy? Teddy?
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86. Hang in there,
buddy, i'm coming!
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87. Oh, no.
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88. Teddy!
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89. Happy.
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90. Teddy.
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91. She's gonna love it, kid,
she's gonna love it.
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92. Whoa, whoa.
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93. My dream.
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94. Teddy, pete,
come in, darn you!
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95. We are on high—
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96. Woo-hoo-ho!
Whoo!
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97. Curses!
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98. Pete has succumbed
to the dance!
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99. Who is it?
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100. It's peepers!
He's coming.
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101. Hurry!
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102. What's the password?
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103. We never came up
with a password!
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104. Please!
It's worse than we thought!
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105. Stop saying that!
It's not worse
than we thought!
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106. This is the most
worst it can be!
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107. Commander peepers?
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108. C-peeps?
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109. Happy!
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110. Aah!
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111. Oh, no.
All this happy
isn't happening.
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112. It's just a bad dream.
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113. Huh!
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114. Aah!
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115. Aah!
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116. Oh. Oh.
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117. Dumb snowflake.
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118. Being flakey.
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119. Aah!
Stay back!
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120. No.
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121. No. No!
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122. Perimeter
is on lockdown.
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123. Clear!
Clear!
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124. Bravo team!
Secure lord hater!
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125. We've got him.
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126. Bone daddy
is in the nest.
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127. I repeat, bone daddy
is in the nest!
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128. That was the coolest!
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129. You stopped wander
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130. From infecting me
with the happies...
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131. And this cocoa
is really tasty.
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132. I can't believe
i'm saying this,
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133. But you did something
right for once!
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134. Good work, watchdogs.
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135. Sir, it was
the least we could do
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136. After you gave us all
those thoughtful gifts, sir.
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137. After i gave you?
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138. But i didn't—
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139. Your gifts really encouraged
us to do our very best.
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140. A little positive reinforcement
goes a long way, sir!
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141. We love you, sir!
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142. "you're welcome.
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143. Heart.
Wander."
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144. No!
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145. Oh, my grop.
It's today?
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146. It's today!
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147. There's just one
thing i don't get.
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148. What's not to get?
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149. Once every
365 yuletidian cycles,
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150. A cluster of interstellar
temporal neutrinos
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151. Collides with a passing
dimensional space vortex,
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152. Resulting in a massive
chronal jet stream.
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153. Ooh.
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154. What's in the box?
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155. And we
use it to travel
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156. Across the universe
in a single day,
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157. Giving gifts to everyone we've
met over the past season...
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158. Of our lives!
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159. ( shrieks )
aah!
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160. I get that.
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161. Then do you not
get that us being nice
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162. To folks makes them
want to pay it forward?
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163. Lolly!
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164. No, i get that.
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165. I just don't get why
i have to wear these.
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166. 'cause they go
so well with these!
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167. Yay!
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168. For all your help.
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169. Sorry,
who are you again?
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170. Okay.
That was a blast.
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171. And we delivered
gifts to everyone
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172. We encountered
this past season of our lives.
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173. Almost!
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174. Boing, boing.
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175. We have
to give gifts
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176. To lord hater
and the watchdogs!
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177. We've shared more adventures
with them than anybody.
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178. Even though most
of those adventures
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179. Involved them
trying to destroy us?
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180. The guy is a jerk!
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181. I'm just saying,
maybe we should
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182. Institute some kind of
naughty or nice policy.
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183. There's
an old slarnian saying...
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184. Which roughly
translates to,
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185. "a little nice makes
naughty think twice."
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186. "sylvia,
this panel is loose.
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187. Hugs and kisses.
Sylvia."
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188. If we give hater
the perfect gift,
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189. Maybe his heart
will grow three sizes
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190. And he'll spread cheer
throughout the galaxy.
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191. Or maybe he'll try
to destroy us.
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192. Again.
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193. I like our odds.
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194. Watchdogs!
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195. All i want is for you guys
to finally do something,
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196. Anything, right
for once!
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197. Is that so hard?
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198. He's gonna be
so excited!
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199. Yeah, that guy's just a barrel
of sunshine waiting to happen.
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200. Exactly!
Hmm.
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201. Was it conference room 1
or conference room 1-a?
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202. 1-a!
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203. Thanks.
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204. Hey, wait a minute!
Who said that?
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205. Show yourselves
or i'll blast you
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206. To bits and even
smaller bits!
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207. It's not just about
giving someone a present.
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208. It's about giving someone
the perfect present.
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209. Observe.
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210. Huh?
What's this?
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211. Read the tag.
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212. Okay, mysterious voice,
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213. But i doubt there's any
new information on this tag
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214. That would
cause me to—
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215. Oh, my grop,
it's for me!
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216. Tim!
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217. The meeting's in here!
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218. Perfect.
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219. He's overwhelmed
with joy!
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220. A little nice makes
naughty think...
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221. Twice.
Slarnian...
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222. Yeah, i know.
But if we're caught, we
don't get to deliver gifts.
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223. We get to die.
So just promise me
we'll be careful.
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224. Deal?
Deal.
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225. Let's do this.
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226. Happy.
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227. Happy.
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228. Happy.
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229. Perfect.
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230. Eee-yaa.
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231. Perfect.
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232. Happy.
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233. Peepers!
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234. What—
what is that thing?
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235. It appears to be
some kind of present.
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236. But how— who would—
what is wrong with him?
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237. The gift has
made him happy.
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238. But the watchdogs
have never been happy before!
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239. Well, they've never
received a gift before.
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240. Peepers, what
are we going to do?
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241. If this spreads,
the entire army will be ruined!
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242. It's okay, sir.
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243. There is no way
this happiness is spreading.
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244. Happy.
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245. Aah!
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246. Happy.
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247. There's a serial
gifter loose on the ship.
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248. We have to destroy him
before he destroys us.
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249. Peepers,
assemble a team.
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250. They're on to us.
We don't have much time.
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251. Find and secure hater.
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252. Leave the dogs
to me.
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253. How?
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254. I'll do
what i do best.
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255. Be merry.
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256. All right, men,
split up!
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257. Man, pete, if we make
it out of here alive,
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258. First thing
i'm gonna do
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259. Is find that gal
i met on shore leave,
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260. Buy her a ring
and ask her to be mine.
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261. Ah, you're crazy, teddy,
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262. Hater never lets anyone
have nice things...
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263. Like dreams.
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264. Teddy?
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265. Teddy?
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266. Hang in there,
buddy, i'm coming!
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267. Oh, no.
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268. Teddy!
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269. Happy.
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270. Teddy.
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271. She's gonna
love it, kid,
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272. She's gonna
love it.
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273. My dream.
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274. Perfect.
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275. Curses!
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276. Pete has succumbed
to the dance!
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277. Lord hater,
let me in!
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278. Please!
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279. He's gonna ruin
the surprise!
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280. Perfect.
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281. Commander peepers?
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282. C-peeps?
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283. Boo.
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284. Sylvia, hater's
running away,
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285. And we've got
to give him his gift,
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286. Because if he
doesn't get his gift,
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287. He won't be filled
with the giving spirit!
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288. So come on and hurry up
if you will, please.
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289. Thank you!
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290. I hate today.
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291. Ting!
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292. Aah!
Stay back!
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293. No.
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294. I don't think
he wants a gift.
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295. No!
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296. He's just trying
to be polite.
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297. No!
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298. Perimeter
is on lockdown.
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299. Clear!
Clear!
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300. Bravo team!
Secure lord hater!
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301. Whoa!
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302. That was the coolest!
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303. You stopped wander
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304. From infecting me
with the happies...
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305. And this cocoa
is really tasty.
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306. I can't believe
i'm saying this,
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307. But you did something
right for once!
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308. Good work, watchdogs.
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309. Man, who knew those pathetic
watchdogs could be so awesome?
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310. Maybe all they needed
was a little niceness.
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311. Maybe if someone wrote
"from lord hater"
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312. On all those
gift tags...
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313. You mean?
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314. "a little nice makes
naughty think twice."
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315. So they paid it forward and
did something right for once,
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316. Just like hater wanted!
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317. Which he should be
realizing right about...
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318. No!
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319. Hold on.
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320. Wander, do you know
what this means?
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321. Wait. Yes!
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322. All right, my now awesome
watchdogs, you know what to do.
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323. Thank you so much
for your thoughtful gift,
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324. Which i am totally going to use
to conquer the universe!
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325. Starting with
this pathetic place.
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326. Go, my watchdogs.
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327. Go be awesome!
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328. Hey, wander.
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329. I've got the perfect
gift for you.
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330. What?
What's happening?
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331. Yay!
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332. Here you go.
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333. Friendly gifts,
courtesy of lord hater.
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334. Gaah!
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335. No, no, no, no, no!
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336. No!
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337. I knew it!
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338. Being kind to others
makes them kind back!
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339. Buddy.
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340. Sylvia.
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341. Okay, guys,
that's enough hugging.
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342. Starting to get
a little claustrophobic.
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343. Aah!
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344. Peepers!
A little help.
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345. Watchdogs?
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346. Wander?
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347. Okay, whose hand keeps
touching my butt?
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