1. All right!
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2. That's it,
run, you chickens, run!
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3. For, here to destroy
your fowl little lives
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4. is none other than
the Duke of Dread,
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5. the Monarch of Mayhem,
the Emperor of Evil,
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6. Lord Hater!
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7. Lord Hater!
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8. Lord Hater!
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9. I don't get it.
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10. Oh, our leader Lord Hater
was supposed to show up
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11. and act all evil
and stuff but—
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12. Nobody move!
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13. Lord Hater?
Are you in here?
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14. No.
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15. Maybe.
Go away.
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16. Sir, you missed your cue.
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17. The Cluckons
won't surrender without you.
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18. So?
What's the point anyway?
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19. What's the point?
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20. Sir, if Cluckon falls,
we'll control all of
the Zegma System!
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21. All of it!
Just like we've always
dreamed of doing!
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22. ( mumbling )
I'm not feeling it anymore.
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23. You are peeling apples
to the core?
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24. I'm not feeling it anymore.
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25. Stealing pennies
from the store?
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26. I'm not feeling it anymore!
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27. Earring fell on the floor?
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28. ( clearly )I said
I'm not feeling it anymore!
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29. Evil used to be all...
( roaring )
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30. Now it's just all...
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31. Know what I mean?
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32. Everybody back in the ship!
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33. Nobody move, you're still
almost conquered, okay?
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34. We'll be right back.
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35. So you're in a bit
of a slump.
That's fine.
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36. Happens to everyone.
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37. You just need to do
something to remind yourself
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38. how fun evil can be.
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39. Something like—
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40. Blowing up a moon.
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41. Come on,
I know you want to.
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42. Blowing up a moon
not doing it for you?
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43. That's fine.
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44. I ordered the citizens
of Ionia 7
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45. to make a giant statue of you
out of themselves.
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46. Eh?
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47. What if we terrorize
the Warrior Women of Amazonia?
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48. That always cheers you up!
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49. Eh?
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50. Awaken
the space demon Tormento?
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51. It's Tormato!
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52. Loot all the loot
from Museopolis?
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53. Eh.
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54. Mess with Greg?
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55. "Eh," it's all
a big bunch of "eh."
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56. ( sighs )
I'll be in my room.
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57. Sir, listen we've been
working really hard
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58. on taking control
of the Zegma System for months.
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59. Cluckon
is the last step,
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60. and it's just sitting there,
waiting to be conquered.
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61. So?
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62. So?
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63. Get off your bony butt,
do your stupid job,
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64. and conquer 'em already!
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65. I mean, you want to
talk about it?
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66. No, it's just...
I don't know.
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67. When did being evil
become so complicated?
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68. I mean, it used to be so cool,
you know?
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69. Back in the old days,
just being a jerk,
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70. cruising around the galaxy,
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71. picking on the weak
and defenseless.
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72. It just made me
feel so awesome!
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73. And now I got this big ship,
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74. and this army
and these responsibilities.
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75. You make the plans,
the army conquers the planet,
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76. and all I do
is come in at the end
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77. and do my big scary...
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79. It's...
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80. It's just no fun anymore.
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81. Sir, I have an idea.
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82. Ignition.
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83. Rear-view mirrors.
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84. Seat belts for safety.
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85. Bet you didn't even know
we restored your old van, huh?
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86. Kinda cool, I guess.
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87. What lame place
are you taking me to now?
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88. Oh, you'll see.
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89. So you miss the old days, eh?
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90. Need to be reminded
of why you got into
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91. evil in the first place,
huh?
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92. You mentioned the weak
and defenseless.
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93. Well, I'd like you to meet
the Mooplexians.
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94. Whoa, they're so dumb.
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95. I mean, look at 'em,
all weird and stuff!
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96. Man, I just want to go up
to their dumb faces and...
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97. Rarrhh!
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98. Well?
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99. Rarrhh!
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100. Peepers, that felt good.
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101. I want more.
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102. Yeah!
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103. So dumb!
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104. How you feeling now, sir?
Bad?
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105. So bad!
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106. Take that!
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107. Oh, you tell 'em, sir!
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108. Yes!
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109. I am back, baby!
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110. Phew!
Finally.
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111. You hear that, universe,
the Duke of Dread,
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112. the Monarch of Mayhem,
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113. the Emperor of Evil
has returned!
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114. Now with my mojo back,
there is nothing that can stop
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115. Lord Hater!
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116. The greatest
in all the galaxy!
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117. Hate's great!
Best villain!
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118. Huh?
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119. We tire of the sense
of superiority
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120. you seem to garner from
picking on the physical shells
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121. that we happen to inhabit.
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122. Perhaps you need to see
just how insignificant
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123. your so-called greatness
really is.
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124. Little do you know
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125. that we have evolved beyond
impressive corporeal forms.
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126. Our real lives
are spent in our minds!
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127. We sail the seas
of cosmic consciousness,
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128. a vast and endless ocean
of knowledge
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129. in which you are nothing
more than a miniscule molecule
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130. drowning
in misunderstanding.
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131. Now back in your van,
sad little man,
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132. and never forget
how you, Lord Hater,
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133. are so not the greatest
in all the galaxy.
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134. Now be off with you!
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135. Oh, great and noble
Mooplexians,
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137. in the presence
of your all-knowing wisdom.
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138. Seriously, we came
all this way to see these guys?
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139. Ultimate cosmic knowledge
comes in all shapes and sizes.
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140. Forgive her!
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141. She knows not
what she does.
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142. So how long do we
have to stay down here?
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143. At last.
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144. The Lost Temple of Tagathoria!
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145. Resting place of the light half
of the all powerful
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146. Sword of Synergy!
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147. Which, when combined—
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148. Which, when combined
with my dark half,
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149. graciously lent to me by
the warrior monks of Malakar...
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150. will give me
the power to conquer...
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151. the entire univer—
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152. Too late, Hater!
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153. The sword of synergy
will soon be where it belongs.
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154. In the hands of a true hero!
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155. Brad Starlight!
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156. I should have known
you'd show up
with your stupid chin
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157. and your dumb cape!
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158. It's not dumb!
It's hand-stitched!
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159. And my chin is perfect.
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160. You'll never defeat me,
Starlight!
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161. You might as
well give up now!
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162. Not as long as
there's an ounce of strength
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163. left in my lithe,
well-sculpted body!
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164. Hey, hello.
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165. Bradley!
Hateley!
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166. Buddies!
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167. What are you
sillies doing here?
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168. Hey, I'm playing
hide and seek with Sylvia.
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169. Y'all wanna play too?
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170. Okay.
Come and get me!
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171. Wander?
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172. I can't believe
he came here to stop me!
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173. Whoa, whoa.
Came here to stop you?
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174. Uh, yeah,
he's my greatest enemy.
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175. Hey, guys,
hide and seek, let's go!
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176. Wander ruined my wedding!
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177. If it wasn't for him,
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178. I'd be married
to a super pretty princess!
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179. So? Wander ruined
dozens of my plans,
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180. one of which also
involved my wedding!
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181. Really?
How?
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182. His dumb friend Sylvia
was in disguise.
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183. You mean his steed.
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184. You almost married his horse!
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185. It was a very convincing
disguise.
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186. Bet you can't find me!
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187. Want to put this whole
sword thing on hold for a sec
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188. and go destroy him?
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189. So you're offering me
your services to help me
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190. in my quest
to destroy Wander?
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191. Yeah, sure, whatever—
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192. By Zargo, I'm in.
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193. To battle!
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194. Here, follow me.
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195. Great idea.
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196. The scout goes first,
the leader takes up the rear.
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197. What—
No, I'm the leader.
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198. That's why
I'm in the front.
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199. Leading.
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200. First one to find
Wander is the leader!
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201. You're getting colder!
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202. Colder!
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203. Colder!
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204. Aw, come on,
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205. you're practically living
in an igloo!
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206. Oh!
Warmer!
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207. Warmer!
So warm!
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208. Boiling hot like
a whole lot of lava!
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209. Aw, nope, cold again.
Real frigid.
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210. Whoa, whoa, whoa,
are we just playing
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211. hide and go seek right now?
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212. We totally are!
Just like he wanted!
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213. This always happens!
I hate him so much!
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214. No matter.
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215. I will devise a snare
most devious
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to come to us.
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217. Hey, if we're doing traps,
I'm totally the one in charge.
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218. I'm, like,
the best at traps.
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219. Fine.
Set your own snare.
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220. We'll see
who snares Wander first.
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221. It shall be me
to snare him.
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222. I shall be the snare-master.
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223. Stop saying snare!
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224. Man, those guys are not
very good at this game.
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225. Now, Wander,
that's not fair.
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226. They might compensate
for their poor seeking skills
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228. You never know.
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229. Help!
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230. Help me!
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231. Gasp!
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232. Someone is in need of help,
I must be off!
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233. ( in girly voice ) I'm in
the most horrible trouble!
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234. I need somebody
to wander by and help me!
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235. Please!
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236. Oh, thank goodness!
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237. A brave and noble
do-gooder approaches—
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238. (normal voice)
To fall right into my trap!
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239. Brad?
Are you serious?
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240. Fair maiden with skin
of finest alabaster,
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241. it is I, Brad Starlight.
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242. I'm here to rescue you.
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243. Brad, it's me.
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244. Thank goodness
I found you first.
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245. For roaming these woods
is an ill-tempered
skeleton man,
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247. Oh, it's you.
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248. That was your plan?
Please!
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249. That would have
never worked!
It just worked on you!
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250. You totally just thought
I was a stupid fair maiden.
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251. A beautiful fair maiden.
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252. I mean,
can we try my plan now?
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253. It's way better.
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254. Fine.
Whatever.
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255. This is the exact same plan.
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256. It certainly is not.
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257. My high cheekbones make me
a much more effective lure.
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258. Also, I'm a redhead.
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259. Time-out!
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260. I have been hiding forever!
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261. Are we even playing
hide and seek?
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262. Or are we playing
some kinda dress-up game
with each other?
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263. Got you!
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264. Well, technically,
you gotta let me hide
again first.
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265. Leader.
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266. Peepers!
Come get me!
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267. No, I don't have the sword
but I captured Wander!
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268. Long story!
Ready to torture.
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270. Only one of us
shall have the duty,
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pleasure of destroying Wander!
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272. And that's me!
Sir Brad Star—
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273. Snared!
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274. Ha ha!
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275. Um, if either of you all
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of hide and seek—
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277. Quiet!
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278. He's mine!
No!
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279. I hate you so much.
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280. Well, I'm gonna go hide again
so Sylvia can find me.
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281. Y'all join in
whenever you're ready.
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282. That's enough.
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283. You let him get away!
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284. Me?
Yeah, you!
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285. If you'd just given me your half
of the sword of synergy,
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286. I could have destroyed him!
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287. 4,999,997...
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288. 4,999,998...
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289. 4,999,999...
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290. Five million.
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291. Hoo boy, I sure love
these "hide and seek" sessions.
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292. Best idea I ever had.
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293. Wander gets a game,
I get a nap,
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works out just fine—
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295. Uh-oh.
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296. Yes!
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297. We have assembled
the sword of synergy!
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298. And together!
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299. Each contributing equally—
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300. And taking exactly
half the credit—
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301. We will use it
to destroy Wander!
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302. Now where is he?
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303. Aha!
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304. Finally my—
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305. I mean, our most hated enemy
will be destroyed.
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306. Even though
this may be the end,
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the last thing I get to see
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308. is good and evil
putting aside their differences
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310. Stop being so positive!
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311. Just ignore him,
it's kind of his thing.
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312. I'm serious!
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313. Brad, it's so nice
that you talked Hater
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315. Say what now?
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316. Why, thank you,
Wander.
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317. He is quite the scoundrel.
Hold on!
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318. If anything, I converted you
to the side of evil.
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319. Please!
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for the sake of compromise,
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321. but I am clearly the dominant
force in this partnership!
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322. Are you kidding me?
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323. Look at him!
He's a good guy!
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that you're helping me
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for the forces of evil!
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326. Nuh-uh!
I'm the hero!
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327. And heroes fight bad guys,
and kiss pretty ladies!
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328. Ugh, working with you
was a big mistake.
Give me the sword!
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329. I'll destroy him myself.
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330. No!
I wanna do it!
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331. Even when you guys fight,
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you make a really good team.
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333. We do not!
( growling )
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334. Wander!
Are you okay, buddy?
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335. Sylvia!
You found me!
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336. They're having
a bit of a BFF tiff.
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337. We are not BFFs!
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338. Not my face.
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339. We should probably
get going.
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340. Okey-doke.
Also, it's your
turn to hide.
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341. Ow, watch the ribs!
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342. Stop it!
Stop it!
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343. I hate you!
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344. I hate you more!
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345. Ouch!
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346. Oh, are you okay?
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347. Stop it!
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348. I hate you!
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