1. YOU'RE TOO LATE,
EMPEROR AWESOME!Copy !req
2. THE UNIVERSE WILL SOON BE MINE!Copy !req
3. YEAH, RIGHT, BRO.Copy !req
4. I'M TAKIN' YOU ALL THE WAY DOWN
TO AWESOME TOWN.Copy !req
5. FIRE BREATH!Copy !req
6. YOU FOOL!Copy !req
7. DON'T YOU SEE,
ONCE A MILLENNIUM,Copy !req
8. THE PLANETS OF THIS GALAXY ALIGN
OVER THIS VERY SPOT!Copy !req
9. AND TODAY, THE ONE MOST WORTHY
TO STAND HERECopy !req
10. IS NONE OTHER THAN I, LORD—Copy !req
11. HATER, IS THAT YOU?Copy !req
12. IT'S ME— WANDER!Copy !req
13. ARE YOU HERE TO WATCH
THE PLANETS ALIGN, TOO?Copy !req
14. LOOK! I EVEN PACKED A PICNIC!Copy !req
15. SOON, AT THE PRECISE MOMENT
OF THE COSMIC CONJUNCTION—Copy !req
16. HATER! YOU REMEMBER ME, RIGHT?Copy !req
17. AT THE PRECISE MOMENT
OF THE COSMIC CONJUNCTION,Copy !req
18. A CELESTIAL STAR BEING
OF INFINITE POWERCopy !req
19. SHALL COME FORTH!Copy !req
20. I TRAVEL THE GALAXY,
I'M ABOUT THIS TALL,Copy !req
21. WEAR A HAT, AND SOMETIMES
I MAKE THIS FACE...Copy !req
22. OR THIS ONE...Copy !req
23. OR THIS...Copy !req
24. OR SOMETIMES
IF I'M FEELING REALLY CRAZY...Copy !req
25. STAR BEING OF INFINITE POWER,
COME FORTH AND GRANT WHOEVER
STANDS HERE A SINGLE WISH!Copy !req
26. AND MY WISH WILL BE
TO CONTROL THE ENTIRE UNI—Copy !req
27. YOU'RE PROBABLY WONDERIN'
WHERE BY BEST PAL SYLVIA IS,
HUH?Copy !req
28. NO! STAR BEING—
NO, I SAID THAT ALREADY!Copy !req
29. OH, WHERE WAS I?Copy !req
30. SHE WANTED TO COME, BUT SHE
HAD TO GO TO THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
31. BORNAX ONLY GO ONCE
EVERY, LIKE, FIVE MONTHS.Copy !req
32. CRAZY, HUH?Copy !req
33. SHE TOLD ME IT TAKES A WHILE
AND IT'S KIND OF EMBARRASSING,Copy !req
34. AND SO SHE DOESN'T WANT
EVERYBODY KNOWING ABOUT IT.Copy !req
35. SO SHE SAID, "WANDER, DON'T GO
BLABBIN' LIKE YOU ALWAYS DO."Copy !req
36. OH.Copy !req
37. I DON'T CARE!Copy !req
38. WHERE? I DON'T KNOW WHERE
SHE'S GOING TO THE BATHROOM.Copy !req
39. AROUND HERE SOMEWHERE.
WHO DO YOU WANNA KNOW?Copy !req
40. WEIRD.Copy !req
41. IT'S OKAY, THOUGH,
'CAUSE I PROMISED HER
I'D TAKE PICTURES!Copy !req
42. SMILE!Copy !req
43. DUDE, TEXT ME THAT PHOTO!Copy !req
44. ANYWHOSER, I'M GONNA
GET OUT OF YOUR HAIRCopy !req
45. AND GO FIND
A GOOD WATCHIN' SPOT!Copy !req
46. LATER, HATER!Copy !req
47. SIR? SIR! SIR!Copy !req
48. I'M COMIN' FOR YA, HATEY.Copy !req
49. FISH FIGHTERS,
BATTLE MIX TRACK 17! PUMP IT!Copy !req
50. PEEPERS, FLAMING SKULLS! NOW!Copy !req
51. ALREADY LOADED, SIR.Copy !req
52. EXCELLENT!Copy !req
53. NOW, SIR,
THE TRAJECTORY IS LOCKED.Copy !req
54. SO YOU NEED TO HIT THE TRIGGER
EXACTLY WHEN AWESOME'S TROOPS
REACH THE BOTTOM OF THE—Copy !req
55. PEEPERS, ARE YOU TELLING ME
WHAT TO DO?Copy !req
56. OF COURSE NOT, SIR!Copy !req
57. CARRY ON.Copy !req
58. ( chanting )
AWESOME! AWESOME! AWESOME!Copy !req
59. TEN...
OH, YEAH!Copy !req
60. NINE...
UH, UH, UH-UH.Copy !req
61. EIGHT...Copy !req
62. WHOA... WHOA... WHOA...Copy !req
63. HERE WE GO, PICNIC TIME!Copy !req
64. HMM.Copy !req
65. LATCH.Copy !req
66. OH, WILL YOU—
COME ON, JUST UNDO THE LATCH.Copy !req
67. NO, NOT THE—
WHAT'S HE DOING?Copy !req
68. IT IS SO OBVIOUS.Copy !req
69. SIR!
HUH?Copy !req
70. AAH! SEVEN, SIX, FIVE, FOUR,
THREE, TWO, ONE! GO!Copy !req
71. ( laughs )
BRICK!Copy !req
72. TAIL, TAIL, AND LASER!Copy !req
73. AAH!Copy !req
74. OH, THE LATCH!
SILLY ME!Copy !req
75. SERIOUSLY?Copy !req
76. SIR, DON'T WORRY!Copy !req
77. WE STILL HAVE DEFENSE PROTOCOL
EPSILON XO973 TESSERACT!Copy !req
78. LET'S DANCE, FISH MAN!Copy !req
79. BRO, DO YOU EVEN KNOW
HOW HARD I SLAM?Copy !req
80. DINOSAUR CHARGE!Copy !req
81. I CAN'T BELIEVE
SYLVIA'S MISSING THIS.Copy !req
82. WELL, THAT IS JUST AWFUL!Copy !req
83. I ALMOST ATE WITHOUT
OFFERING TO SHARE.Copy !req
84. ( laughs )
NOOGIE, NOOGIE, NOOGIE!Copy !req
85. HEY THERE, MR. ROBOT MAN!Copy !req
86. YOU WANT A SANDWICH?
THEY'RE REALLY GOOD!Copy !req
87. HE AIN'T LYIN'.Copy !req
88. IT'S LIGHT YET FILLING!Copy !req
89. I KNOW, RIGHT?Copy !req
90. COME ON!
I ONLY HAVE TURKEY LEFT,
BUT I'LL LET YOU PICK!Copy !req
91. MUSTARD OR MAYO?
MUSTARD OR MAYO?
MUSTARD OR MAYO?Copy !req
92. MUSTARD OR MAYO?
MUSTARD OR MAYO?
MUSTARD OR MAYO?Copy !req
93. I DON'T WANT A SANDWICH!Copy !req
94. BOOYAH!
♪ AWESOME, AWESOMECopy !req
95. I'LL JUST LEAVE THIS HERE
IN CASE YOU CHANGE YOUR MIND.Copy !req
96. ( whispers )
IT'S THE MUSTARD.Copy !req
97. SIR! SIR! SIR!Copy !req
98. WHAT?Copy !req
99. THAT!Copy !req
100. AND THAT!Copy !req
101. ( chanting )
AWESOME! AWESOME! AWESOME!Copy !req
102. I'M COMIN' FOR YA, BABY!Copy !req
103. ( laughs ) GOT FORCE FIELD?Copy !req
104. BOOYAH!Copy !req
105. BRO, SERIOUSLY,
CAN WE WRAP THIS UP?Copy !req
106. I HAVE A TANNING SESSION
IN, LIKE, 15.Copy !req
107. THE COSMIC CONJUNCTION
IS AT HAND!Copy !req
108. SOON THE CELESTIAL BEING
WILL GRANT ME MY WISH!Copy !req
109. AND THE UNIVERSE
WILL BE MI—Copy !req
110. ME OH MY!Copy !req
111. HATER, YOU FOUND
THE PERFECT SPOTCopy !req
112. TO WATCH
THE PLANETS ALIGN!Copy !req
113. WE'RE GONNA HAVE
FRONT ROW SEATS!Copy !req
114. GET OUT OF HERE!Copy !req
115. OKEY-DOKE.Copy !req
116. BONK!Copy !req
117. SORRY, HATER,
I WOULD IF I COULD,Copy !req
118. BUT THERE SEEMS TO BE
SOME KIND OF FORCE FIELD.Copy !req
119. ( slowly ) SORRY,
I CANNOT GIVE YOU ANY POPCORN.Copy !req
120. ( slowly )
THERE IS A FORCE FIELD.Copy !req
121. HERE YOU GO.Copy !req
122. ( roars ) GET BACK HERE!Copy !req
123. SLOW DOWN!
I JUST WANNA DESTROY YOU!Copy !req
124. SORRY, LORD HATER.
DID YOU WANT THE MAYO?Copy !req
125. YOU KNOW WHAT, HATER?
I WAS WRONG!Copy !req
126. THIS IS
THE PERFECT WATCHIN' SPOT!Copy !req
127. YOU CAN SEE EVERYTHING
FROM UP HERE!Copy !req
128. THE PYRAMID, THE PLANETS,Copy !req
129. THAT SHORT GUY
ABOUT TO RECEIVECopy !req
130. SOME SORT
OF ULTIMATE COSMIC POWER.Copy !req
131. HUH?Copy !req
132. UH, UH, OH, YEAH!
♪ AWESOMECopy !req
133. NO, NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO!Copy !req
134. OKAY, GO, BUT I STILL THINK
THIS IS THE BEST WATCHIN' SPOT.Copy !req
135. NO!Copy !req
136. NO! NO!Copy !req
137. ( roars )
NO!Copy !req
138. NO!Copy !req
139. YES! YES! YES!Copy !req
140. YOU LOSE, HATEY!Copy !req
141. ( laughs )
THE UNIVERSE IS—Copy !req
142. NO!Copy !req
143. YEAH! LORD HATER!
NUMBER ONE SUPER STAR!Copy !req
144. RULER OF THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE!Copy !req
145. HEY THERE.Copy !req
146. SO, UH, I'LL BE THE ONE
GRANTING YOUR WISH TODAY.Copy !req
147. OKAY?Copy !req
148. YES! I WISH—Copy !req
149. YOU KNOW, HATER,
WHEN YOU'RE RIGHT, YOU'RE RIGHT.Copy !req
150. BEST SPOT EVER!Copy !req
151. AAH!Copy !req
152. OW! MY EYE!Copy !req
153. SO THIS WISH, IS THIS A THING
YOU'RE STILL WANTING OR NO?Copy !req
154. YES! OF COURSE!Copy !req
155. I WISH—Copy !req
156. LOOK AT THAT GUY!
HE IS JUST OUT OF THIS WORLD!Copy !req
157. LITERALLY.Copy !req
158. I WISH—Copy !req
159. OKAY, NOW ME AND YOU.Copy !req
160. NOW FOR THIS NEXT ONE,
MAKE YOUR SILLY FACE!Copy !req
161. YOU ALWAYS HAVE
TO TAKE A SILLY ONE!Copy !req
162. I WISH YOU WOULD
LEAVE ME ALONE
FOR FIVE SECONDS!Copy !req
163. YEAH, OKAY,
I CAN SWING THAT.Copy !req
164. HUH? NO, NO, I MEAN—
THAT IS NOT WHAT I MEANT!Copy !req
165. DO OVER! DO OVER!Copy !req
166. SORRY, UH, MAYBE
NEXT MILLENNIUM.Copy !req
167. THREE, TWO, ONE.Copy !req
168. 'CAUSE A SILLY PHOTO
SHOWS YOU'RE HAVIN' FUN,Copy !req
169. AND YOU ALWAYS WANT
TO REMEMBER HOW MUCH FUNCopy !req
170. YOU HAD ON
A DAY LIKE TODAY.Copy !req
171. DON'T YA, HATER?Copy !req
172. THAT ONE'S A KEEPER.Copy !req
173. LORD, ALMIGHTY. SURE ARE SOME
FANCY BATHROOMS THEY GOT HERE.Copy !req
174. SO WHAT'D I MISS?Copy !req
175. WELL...Copy !req
176. WELL...Copy !req
177. WELL...Copy !req
178. GOOD GROP! THIS PLACE
IS CRAWLING WITH WATCH DOGS.Copy !req
179. WE'RE GOING TO HAVE TO FIND
A SNEAKY WAY OUT OF HERE.Copy !req
180. AND FAST!Copy !req
181. LET ME TIDY THESE
UP FOR YA!Copy !req
182. WOULDN'T WANT YOU
LOOKING LIKE A SLOB.Copy !req
183. WANDER, WE ARE WANTED
FUGITIVES, WE'VE GOT
TO LAY LOW!Copy !req
184. WELL, I DON'T WANT TO LAY LOW.Copy !req
185. WHEN I SEE SOMEONE
WHO'S A-NEEDING,
I JUST GOTTA HELP.Copy !req
186. IT GIVES ME THIS
FEELING THAT STARTS
DOWN IN MY LEFT TOE,Copy !req
187. RISES UP THROUGH
MY GUTTY WORKS,Copy !req
188. MAKES MY HEART ALL
WARM AND TOASTY,Copy !req
189. FLOATS UP PAST THE DANGLY
THING IN MY MOUTH—
UVULA.Copy !req
190. AND ENDS AT
THE TOP OF MY HEAD!Copy !req
191. ( sing-songy )
IT JUST FEELS SO GOOD.Copy !req
192. PHEW!Copy !req
193. LISTEN, I KNOW HELPING
FOLKS IS OUR THING,Copy !req
194. BUT UNLESS YOU WANT
TO HELP YOURSELF INTO
LORD HATER'S BONEY HANDS,Copy !req
195. YOU GOTTA MEASURE
JUST HOW IMPORTANT
EACH GOOD DEED IS.Copy !req
196. KEEPING YOURSELF
AND YOUR BUDDY OUT OF
AN EVIL WARLORD'S PRISON?Copy !req
197. ( whistles )
HIGH.Copy !req
198. HELPING SOME GUY
TIE HIS SHOE?Copy !req
199. ( whistles )
LOW. WAY LOW.Copy !req
200. THERE THEY ARE!Copy !req
201. YOU SEE THAT SHIP?Copy !req
202. I'M GONNA SNEAK
OVER THERE AND HOTWIRE IT.Copy !req
203. AND WHEN I GIVE THE SIGNAL—
( yelling )Copy !req
204. YOU COME RUNNING,
AND DOO!Copy !req
205. WE WILL BLAST OFF
OF THIS ROCK TO SAFETY.Copy !req
206. NOW, JUST STAY HERE
AND DON'T CALL ATTENTION
TO YOURSELF.Copy !req
207. THIS PLACE IS CRAWLING
WITH WATCH DOGS.
GOT IT?Copy !req
208. YESSUM.
GOOD.Copy !req
209. AH, WAIT!Copy !req
210. FLAB CRABBIN'
HAMP SPANGLER!Copy !req
211. A ROCK?
YOU BLEW OUR
ESCAPE FOR A ROCK?Copy !req
212. EXCUSE ME, MA'AM?
YOU DROPPED THIS.Copy !req
213. I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU
BOTCHED OUR ESCAPECopy !req
214. FOR SOMETHING
AS UNIMPORTANT AS—Copy !req
215. MY BABY!Copy !req
216. BABY?Copy !req
217. BABY!Copy !req
218. OH, THANK YOU.
THANK YOU!Copy !req
219. YOU'RE SO WELCOME!Copy !req
220. OKAY, NEW PLAN.
ALL WE GOTTA
DO IS FINDCopy !req
221. AN INTERDIMENSION...
INTERDIMENSION...Copy !req
222. THERE!Copy !req
223. INTERDIMENSIONAL DOOR.Copy !req
224. OUT OF MY WAY!
WANTED FUGITIVES COMING THROUGH.Copy !req
225. MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!Copy !req
226. WATCH DOGS?
HA!Copy !req
227. THEY SHOULD CALL THEM WATCH-US-
ESCAPE DOGS, HUH, WANDER?Copy !req
228. I LOVE HOLDING HANDS.Copy !req
229. WAIT! STOP!
OUTTA MY WAY!Copy !req
230. THIS IS A MATTER
OF LIFE AND DEATH.Copy !req
231. GOT IT!
PHEW!Copy !req
232. REALLY? REALLY?Copy !req
233. YOU RUINED ANOTHER PERFECT
GETAWAY FOR—Copy !req
234. AHH! OH, MY STARS.
I COULD HAVE
BEEN KILLED!Copy !req
235. MY DEAR BOY,
I OWE YOU MY LIFE.Copy !req
236. HOW CAN I EVER
THANK YOU?
( squealing )Copy !req
237. PHEW!Copy !req
238. ALL RIGHT,
NEW, NEW PLAN.Copy !req
239. WANNA PLAY DRESS UP?
WHEN DON'T I?Copy !req
240. GO!Copy !req
241. NOW, WANDER, IT'S REALLY
IMPORTANT THAT YOU STICKCopy !req
242. TO THE PLAN.
YOU'VE GOT TO PRETENDCopy !req
243. TO BE MY BUTT LONG ENOUGH
FOR US TO ESCAPE.Copy !req
244. THIS IS SERIOUS.Copy !req
245. Sylvia : HANG ON!
HERE WE GO!Copy !req
246. WHOO-HOO!Copy !req
247. SEE YA LATER, SUCKERS!Copy !req
248. WHO LOOKS STUPID NOW?
( belches )Copy !req
249. STAND BACK.
NOTHING TO SEE HERE.Copy !req
250. EVERYTHING IS UNDER CONTROL.Copy !req
251. GENTLEMANS, PLEASE.
MIGHT I PROPOSECopy !req
252. A PROPOSITION TO YOUR PERPLEXING
AND PONDEROUS PEANUT PROBLEM?Copy !req
253. THERE. AND NOW YOU GOT—Copy !req
254. PEACE!Copy !req
255. BROTHERS AND SISTERS,
DROP YOUR WEAPONS.Copy !req
256. THE WAR IS OVER!Copy !req
257. ( cheering )
PEACE!Copy !req
258. ( cheering )
PEACE!Copy !req
259. EXCUSE ME,
YOUR TINYNESS,
MAY I BORROW YOURCopy !req
260. NATIONAL TREASURE
FOR A JUST A MOMENT?Copy !req
261. THANKS.Copy !req
262. YOU RESCUED A BABY.
YOU SAVED A MAN'S LIFE.Copy !req
263. YOU STOPPED A 1,000-YEAR
WAR. I GET IT,Copy !req
264. YOU'RE A HELPFUL GUY.
OH! SYLVIA.Copy !req
265. YOU'RE MAKING ME BLUSH.Copy !req
266. BUT YOU ARE GOING
TO HELPFUL US TO DEATH.Copy !req
267. PLEASE, NO MORE HELPING!Copy !req
268. AND IF YOU MUST HELP
SOMEONE, THEN HELP MECopy !req
269. HELP US TO GET OUT
OF HERE.Copy !req
270. YOU'RE RIGHT.
I TOTALLY GET IT.Copy !req
271. FROM NOW ON,
NO MORE HELPING.Copy !req
272. FINALLY.
THANK YOU.Copy !req
273. SO, HERE IS THE NEW,
NEW, NEW, NEW,Copy !req
274. AND MAY I ADD,
LAST, PLAN.Copy !req
275. UGH! THIS PLAN—Copy !req
276. STINKS. I KNOW.Copy !req
277. BUT IT'S THE BEST
WE'VE GOT.Copy !req
278. OKAY, SO THIS
SEWAGE PIPE LEADSCopy !req
279. TO THAT GARBAGE BARGE,
WHICH WILL BE LEAVINGCopy !req
280. THE PLANET IN PRECISELY
THREE MINUTES.Copy !req
281. AND WE'D BETTER BE
ON IT WHEN IT DOES.Copy !req
282. GOT IT?
NO HELPING.Copy !req
283. ONE, TWO, THREE...Copy !req
284. THEY COULD BE ANYWHERE,
SIR.Copy !req
285. IT WOULD BE HELPFUL
IF WE HAD SOME IDEA
OF HOW TO FIND THEM.Copy !req
286. HELPFUL! THAT'S IT.Copy !req
287. HELP!Copy !req
288. HELP!Copy !req
289. HELP!Copy !req
290. HELP!Copy !req
291. HELP!Copy !req
292. HELP!
HELP!Copy !req
293. HELP!
HELP!Copy !req
294. THAT'S BETTER.Copy !req
295. HERE, YOU DROPPED THIS.Copy !req
296. WHAT? WAIT!
SYLVIA! SYLVIA!Copy !req
297. SYLVIA...Copy !req
298. BOY, APPREHENDING YOU
IS REALLY GONNA HELPCopy !req
299. MY STANDING
WITH LORD HATER.
SO, THANKS!Copy !req
300. WELL, I LOVE TO HELP.
IT'S A FEELING THAT STARTSCopy !req
301. DOWN IN MY LEFT TOE,
RISES UP THROUGH MY GUTTY WORKS,Copy !req
302. MAKES MY HEART ALL WARM
AND TOASTY,Copy !req
303. FLOATS UP PAST THE DANGLY
THING IN MY MOUTH—
UVULA.Copy !req
304. AND ENDS UP AT
THE TOP OF MY...Copy !req
305. WHAT'S THAT SMELL?Copy !req
306. SYLVIA, I'M SO HAPPY
YOU CAME BACK.Copy !req
307. I HARDLY NOTICED THAT
YOU SMELL LIKE SPOILED
FISH, ROTTEN EGGS,Copy !req
308. AND MOLDY SNEAKERS.Copy !req
309. WELL, WHILE I WAS
SLUSHING THOUGH THAT PIPE,Copy !req
310. ( shudders )
I GOT TO THINKING.Copy !req
311. HELP MYSELF ESCAPE?
( whistles )Copy !req
312. OR HELP MY BEST FRIEND.
( whistles )Copy !req
313. SYLVIA, YOU'RE GLOWING.Copy !req
314. THIS? I THINK THAT'S FROM
THE RADIOACTIVE SEWAGE.Copy !req
315. OH, THAT'S... BEAUTIFUL.Copy !req
316. NOW MARCH!Copy !req
317. SO, WHAT'S THE NEW, NEW,
NEW, NEW, NEW PLAN?Copy !req
318. ASIDE FROM TAKING A BATH,
I KINDA DON'T HAVE ONE.Copy !req
319. OH, GOD!Copy !req
320. YAY!Copy !req
321. HMM?Copy !req
322. WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
SEE?Copy !req
323. THAT'S THE OTHER NICE
THING ABOUT HELPIN' FOLKS.Copy !req
324. SOMETIMES THEY HELP
YOU RIGHT BACK.Copy !req
325. BUT BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
THIS IS THE DIRTIESTCopy !req
326. CLEAN GET-AWAY
WE'VE EVER MADE.Copy !req
327. MAYBE WE SHOULD
HELP TIDY UP!Copy !req