1. So, uh, hey...
I couldn't help
but notice,Copy !req
2. But you left me
alone to dealCopy !req
3. With all those
watchdogs.
What's that about?Copy !req
4. Still waiting
on an answer.Copy !req
5. Silvia...Copy !req
6. This is somebody's sock.Copy !req
7. That means that there's
a sad, sock-less soul
out thereCopy !req
8. With a very cold,
naked footCopy !req
9. Pining away for their
one lonely sock's twin!Copy !req
10. We can't just turn
our backsCopy !req
11. On what could be
someone's greatest
hour of need.Copy !req
12. Haven't you ever
lost somethingCopy !req
13. You wished you could
get back?Copy !req
14. Besides the last
ten seconds of
this conversation?Copy !req
15. Ha ha! Come on,
it'll be fun!Copy !req
16. Besides, how hard can it be
to return a sock?Copy !req
17. Fine.Copy !req
18. Pardon me, miss,
but is this your sock?Copy !req
19. You got feet? I got a sock!
What a coincidence!Copy !req
20. Attention, shoppers!Copy !req
21. Is anybody missing
a sock?Copy !req
22. It's white...Copy !req
23. With two stripes.Copy !req
24. It's a sock.Copy !req
25. Anybody?Copy !req
26. Oh, this is gonna
take forever.Copy !req
27. If we're gonna do
a stupid thing,Copy !req
28. Let's at least
be smart about it.Copy !req
29. We'll leave
the sock here.Copy !req
30. Whoever lost it
will come find it.Copy !req
31. It's right there
in the title.Copy !req
32. I don't know.Copy !req
33. What kind of background
checks do they runCopy !req
34. On people claiming
lost items?Copy !req
35. Wander, this man
is a professional.Copy !req
36. He will make sure
this precious cargoCopy !req
37. Finds its way home.
Right?Copy !req
38. It'll definitely
end up somewhere.Copy !req
39. See? "somewhere"!Copy !req
40. Hand over the sock.Copy !req
41. Godspeed,
little friend!Copy !req
42. Although, if you really
want to find the owner...Copy !req
43. We do! We really do!Copy !req
44. Legend tells of
the intergalactic guru,Copy !req
45. A being of
infinite wisdomCopy !req
46. Who has answers
to every question
in the universe.Copy !req
47. Ooh!Copy !req
48. But be warned!Copy !req
49. The journey to the guruCopy !req
50. Is fraught with peril!Copy !req
51. Few have survived.Copy !req
52. Those who haveCopy !req
53. Were driven to the depths
of madness.Copy !req
54. That... Sounds...Copy !req
55. Awesome!Copy !req
56. Give me a pen! I gotta
write all this down!Copy !req
57. Couldn't just
take the sock,
could you?Copy !req
58. First, you must brave
the grizzly forest,Copy !req
59. So named for its fierce
grizzly population.Copy !req
60. But beware the less famousCopy !req
61. But equally deadly
giant hoarder scorpion!Copy !req
62. There you will find the keyCopy !req
63. To the tomb
of the unknown emperor,Copy !req
64. Where you will have to tame
the fierce tigrex of nil!Copy !req
65. There you shall find a mapCopy !req
66. Leading to
the farbrix lavadrome.Copy !req
67. Rescue the fair princess
galactia.Copy !req
68. Oh! My heroes!Copy !req
69. Aah!Copy !req
70. She will lead you
to the infinity crystals,Copy !req
71. Which you must pry
from the throneCopy !req
72. Of the easily amused
dragor the destructible.Copy !req
73. Rassafrassin' crystal!Copy !req
74. Rassafrassin' crystal!Copy !req
75. After that,
head to the ice-atoriumCopy !req
76. To rescue the unfair princess
veronicron.Copy !req
77. Ugh. You call this
a rescue?Copy !req
78. Resist the solar siren's
sweet song.Copy !req
79. ( wailing )
yeah, not that
hard to resist.Copy !req
80. Survive the quicksand
of forgetfulness.Copy !req
81. Wait, what were
we doing?Copy !req
82. Oh, yeah. Aaah!
Aaah!Copy !req
83. Humble yourselves before
the legendary neon knightCopy !req
84. Of nalpraxis.Copy !req
85. Call me jim.Copy !req
86. The neon knight
shall join your partyCopy !req
87. But bore you
with endless storiesCopy !req
88. About old fishing trips.Copy !req
89. We never thought
we'd catch a snook
with that lure.Copy !req
90. Now, the thing you gotta
know about your snook—Copy !req
91. Not the time, jim!Copy !req
92. Don't worry.
He'll find true love,Copy !req
93. And you'll
remember him fondly.Copy !req
94. I'll miss him
so much.Copy !req
95. How will we
ever go on?Copy !req
96. We must!
For the sock.Copy !req
97. Jim would want it
that way.Copy !req
98. Answer the riddles three
of the blarnian bridge troll.Copy !req
99. A triangle,
a child's laughter,Copy !req
100. And to see time fly.Copy !req
101. Cross the mountain passCopy !req
102. Without looking
at the hippogriff.Copy !req
103. Stop at bloyd's diner.Copy !req
104. Ahh. Best blegg-salad sandwich
you'll ever eat.Copy !req
105. Discover the true secretCopy !req
106. Was inside you all along.Copy !req
107. And boom! You're at the
intergalactic guru's temple...Copy !req
108. After you climb
the million...Copy !req
109. Quinquog-inter-quadra-
tentillion steps!Copy !req
110. But remember, you may ask
the guru only one question,Copy !req
111. So choose wisely.Copy !req
112. O great and mighty
intergalactic guru,Copy !req
113. Keeper of the wisdom
of the cosmos,Copy !req
114. Grand observer of all
that is and will be...Copy !req
115. Is this your sock?Copy !req
116. Nope.Copy !req
117. Okay, thanks.Copy !req
118. "whose sock is this?"Copy !req
119. Not "is this yours?"
"whose"!Copy !req
120. I'll admit
that last planCopy !req
121. Was a little... Tricky.Copy !req
122. But this sock is
important to somebody.Copy !req
123. We've just got
to return it, sylvia,Copy !req
124. No matter
how long it takes,Copy !req
125. How grueling the journey,
how dangerous the—Copy !req
126. Oh! Silly me!
This is my sock.Copy !req
127. It is?
Uh-huh.Copy !req
128. Ha ha! Where has
my head been?Copy !req
129. Thanks for
returning it.Copy !req
130. Hmm. I don't recall you
ever wearing shoes,Copy !req
131. Let alone socks.Copy !req
132. Uhh! Get in there!Copy !req
133. Stop, you're
stretching it!Copy !req
134. Oh, you've gotta be
kidding me.Copy !req
135. ( gasps )
look at that!Copy !req
136. The return address
was inside the sock
all along!Copy !req
137. Ha ha ha!
Isn't that hi-larious?Copy !req
138. Hello?Copy !req
139. Olly olly oxen free!Copy !req
140. This place gives me
the heebiesCopy !req
141. With a side order
of jeebies.Copy !req
142. Can anyone tell usCopy !req
143. How to get to
1313 looming terror drive?Copy !req
144. I bet they have
a beautiful view!Copy !req
145. No. Uh-uh.
Wander...Copy !req
146. We've done a lot
of stupid things
to return this sock,Copy !req
147. But if we
go up there,
we're gonna die.Copy !req
148. I can live with
stupid, but I can't
live with death.Copy !req
149. But we're so close.Copy !req
150. I don't care.
We're done.Copy !req
151. We still have
a chance to make it
out alive, and—Copy !req
152. You're already
up there, aren't you?Copy !req
153. Um... Is this—Copy !req
154. Seize them!Copy !req
155. ( sobbing )
there was so muchCopy !req
156. I didn't get to do.Copy !req
157. I can't believe
this is the end!Copy !req
158. And all over a sock!Copy !req
159. Excuse me,
mr. Executioner, sir.Copy !req
160. Does destructor
have too few socks?Copy !req
161. No.
( groans )Copy !req
162. Too many like—
no.Copy !req
163. Has he ever,
ever lost a sock?Copy !req
164. No. Oh, wait.
Actually,Copy !req
165. His horribleness
did lose one sock.Copy !req
166. So he bought a new pair.
I mean, they're just socks.Copy !req
167. Well, time to meet
your doom. See ya.Copy !req
168. Sylvia, I am sorry.Copy !req
169. I thought that going
out of your way to be
kind to someoneCopy !req
170. Would always be worth
the trouble.Copy !req
171. But I was wrong.
And you were right.Copy !req
172. This is just
a dumb sock,Copy !req
173. And it doesn't matter
a lick to anyone.Copy !req
174. No, wander. This sock
does matter to
someone—to you.Copy !req
175. And I will not let
this entire stupid
quest be in vain.Copy !req
176. Yo! Head-case!Copy !req
177. ( slowed-down )
is... This...
Your... Sock?Copy !req
178. ( high-pitched )
stop!Copy !req
179. Who dares?Copy !req
180. I dare!Copy !req
181. Who?Copy !req
182. Surely you remember!Copy !req
183. La-la-la-la-la!
Ha ha ha!Copy !req
184. If you're to rule
this kingdom,Copy !req
185. You must put away
childish things.Copy !req
186. My friend!Copy !req
187. I've missed you
so much.Copy !req
188. Thank you.
Thank you for returningCopy !req
189. Literally the most important
thing in the entire universe.Copy !req
190. Release them!Copy !req
191. In fact, release
all the prisoners!Copy !req
192. And make them juice!Copy !req
193. Except that guy!Copy !req
194. Aww.Copy !req
195. Destructor!Copy !req
196. Make him an archduke!Copy !req
197. Father, all is forgiven.Copy !req
198. Fare thee well,
brave heroes.Copy !req
199. I just thought
someone's foot
might get cold.Copy !req
200. We're definitely
opening this weird
space door, aren't we?Copy !req
201. No chance of us
just moving on,Copy !req
202. Having a normal,
relaxing,
non-crazy day?Copy !req
203. Didn't think so.Copy !req
204. After you, pal.Copy !req
205. Whoa.Copy !req
206. Where are we?Copy !req
207. Sylvia, this place
is amazing!Copy !req
208. A little empty,
if you ask me.Copy !req
209. Wander?Copy !req
210. Over here!
Aah!Copy !req
211. That's crazy.
How did you...Copy !req
212. Do that?Copy !req
213. Huh. So that's what
the old caboose
looks like.Copy !req
214. Hmm, not bad.Copy !req
215. Oof!Copy !req
216. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
217. Do it again!
Do it again!Copy !req
218. Ha!Copy !req
219. Whoa!Copy !req
220. Man, oh, man,
is this place great!Copy !req
221. Whoa!
Whoa!Copy !req
222. ( mumbling )
sylvia, you gotta try this!Copy !req
223. Whoa, I gotta
try that!Copy !req
224. Red! Green!
Yellow! Blue!Copy !req
225. I bet I can be
tartan, too!Copy !req
226. Form a red rectangle!Copy !req
227. Teal tetrahedron.Copy !req
228. Paisley parallelogram.Copy !req
229. An orange spoon!Copy !req
230. Oh! Whoo!
All right! Brava!Copy !req
231. Uh, what the—Copy !req
232. This place is bananas!Copy !req
233. Totally nuts.Copy !req
234. It's crackers.Copy !req
235. Completely batty.Copy !req
236. Absolutely loony!Copy !req
237. Ha! Utterly
jellyfish pie!Copy !req
238. Huh?Copy !req
239. Oh! Ow, ow!Copy !req
240. Oh, yeah? Well,
bye-bye, jellyfish pie.Copy !req
241. Time for water balloons!Copy !req
242. Aww, come on, now.Copy !req
243. Ha ha!Copy !req
244. Hey, you see that door
we came through anywhere?Copy !req
245. Nuh-uh.Copy !req
246. We should
probably lookCopy !req
247. For a way out
of this place.Copy !req
248. Oh, do we have to?Copy !req
249. Sure would be nice
to knowCopy !req
250. We're stuck in the
middle of nothin'.Copy !req
251. Yeah, I guess
you're right.Copy !req
252. So, what's the plan?Copy !req
253. Uh, you go that way.
I'll go this way.Copy !req
254. Nothing over here.Copy !req
255. Whoa! Ha ha!Copy !req
256. You're tiny!Copy !req
257. Aww! You're so adorable,Copy !req
258. I could eat you right up...
Literally!Copy !req
259. Wander! Stop!
Put me down!Copy !req
260. Or no—wait, wait.
Lift me up.Copy !req
261. Maybe this place
has a ceiling.Copy !req
262. Slowly-y-y-y!Copy !req
263. ( echoing )
whoops! Sorry!Copy !req
264. Quietly!Copy !req
265. ( softly )
whoops. Sorry.Copy !req
266. Nope, nothing
up here!Copy !req
267. Whoa! Whoa!
Hold on there!Copy !req
268. Steady! Steady!Copy !req
269. Whoa-oh-oh-oh!Copy !req
270. Huh. Ha ha ha ha!Copy !req
271. Sorry. It got
real long.Copy !req
272. Still coming.Copy !req
273. Anytime now, anytime.Copy !req
274. Hello.Copy !req
275. Okay. No need to panic.Copy !req
276. No need to panic.
I'm not.Copy !req
277. But it seems like we're
stuck in an endless voidCopy !req
278. Without any ceilings
or walls.Copy !req
279. Uhh! Okay.
Some walls.Copy !req
280. Uhh! Grrr!Copy !req
281. Hey!Copy !req
282. Help, wander!
I'm trapped!Copy !req
283. Hey, that's
pretty good.Copy !req
284. Look,
I'm trapped, too.Copy !req
285. No! Wander,
I'm really stuck.Copy !req
286. You okay, buddy?Copy !req
287. Okay? I was just
almost crushedCopy !req
288. Into a cube!Copy !req
289. No exit? Fine.Copy !req
290. We'll just blast
our way out of here!Copy !req
291. Oh, let me help!Copy !req
292. How was any of that
supposed to help?Copy !req
293. I don't know.Copy !req
294. Sure was fun,
though, huh?Copy !req
295. ( door slams )
wait, what? A door?Copy !req
296. Of course. A door!Copy !req
297. Come on, door!Copy !req
298. Get us out of here!Copy !req
299. Aww, sylvia, you're
not doing it right.Copy !req
300. You want doors?Copy !req
301. I'll give you doors!Copy !req
302. I said "door".
"door"!Copy !req
303. Whoops. Heh heh!Copy !req
304. Well, gotta be
one of these, right?Copy !req
305. Ohh!Copy !req
306. Aah!Copy !req
307. Oh. Okay, okay.Copy !req
308. You're the right door.
Right?Copy !req
309. I have a good feeling
about this one.Copy !req
310. I didn't trust those
other doors. Pfft!Copy !req
311. Okay, thinking
spacey thoughts.Copy !req
312. And...Copy !req
313. ( shrieking )
aah!Copy !req
314. I just want
to sell you
some insurance!Copy !req
315. No, thank you!Copy !req
316. Wander!Copy !req
317. Sorry, but come on.
Giant squid insurance?Copy !req
318. Kind of funny, right?Copy !req
319. Wander, this place
will give us
whatever we want.Copy !req
320. I know!Copy !req
321. Isn't it
aweso-o-o-ome?Copy !req
322. Y-yeah, but...Copy !req
323. I don't think we're
gonna get to leaveCopy !req
324. Until we both
want to leave.Copy !req
325. So do you think—
for me—you can focus,Copy !req
326. So we can get back
to our world?Copy !req
327. A-zooma-wimmy-zimmy
zoob-zoob!Copy !req
328. Yes!Copy !req
329. I knew you could
do it, buddy.Copy !req
330. No crazy fantasy voidCopy !req
331. Is gonna keep us
locked up.Copy !req
332. Watch out, universe,Copy !req
333. 'cause wander
and sylvia are back...Copy !req
334. In... Action?Copy !req
335. Hmm, that's weird.Copy !req
336. Wand—
sorry!Copy !req
337. I know what
you're gonna say.Copy !req
338. "... Der!"Copy !req
339. But come on!Copy !req
340. Why would you ever want
to leave this place?Copy !req
341. It's the best!
( muttering )Copy !req
342. Here you can do
anything you want!Copy !req
343. ( grunting )
uh...Copy !req
344. Wait.Copy !req
345. Wander! Wander!Copy !req
346. Whichever of
these yous is you,Copy !req
347. I think you should maybe
take five, pal.Copy !req
348. Aww, you should
join us.Copy !req
349. Uh, no, thanks.
I'm fine.Copy !req
350. Come on,
it'll be fun.Copy !req
351. Take it, syl!Copy !req
352. No, thanks,
I really want to—Copy !req
353. Wander!Copy !req
354. You're spending
so much timeCopy !req
355. Thinking about the things
that you want to doCopy !req
356. That you forgot
all about me
and what I want to—Copy !req
357. Yeah.Copy !req
358. And I'm real.Copy !req
359. You know,
I can imagineCopy !req
360. A whole bunch
of things.Copy !req
361. A nine-necked banjo,
a peppermint puppy,Copy !req
362. A radical radish,
a sweeping lemur,Copy !req
363. A sun that compliments you
on your hat.Copy !req
364. Nice hat!Copy !req
365. But I can't imagine
a better friend than you.Copy !req
366. Come on,
let's get out of here.Copy !req
367. Yee-haw!Copy !req
368. Proud of you, buddy.Copy !req
369. Yes?Copy !req
370. Nope.Copy !req
371. Whoa!Copy !req