Wander Over Yonder 1x25

Sam Riegel as Emperor Awesome (voice)

Sylvia tries to stop Emperor Awesome from destroying a planet with his partying and partyloving Wander from joining in the festivities.

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1. So, uh, hey... I couldn't help but notice,

2. But you left me alone to deal

3. With all those watchdogs. What's that about?

4. Still waiting on an answer.

5. Silvia...

6. This is somebody's sock.

7. That means that there's a sad, sock-less soul out there

8. With a very cold, naked foot

9. Pining away for their one lonely sock's twin!

10. We can't just turn our backs

11. On what could be someone's greatest hour of need.

12. Haven't you ever lost something

13. You wished you could get back?

14. Besides the last ten seconds of this conversation?

15. Ha ha! Come on, it'll be fun!

16. Besides, how hard can it be to return a sock?

17. Fine.

18. Pardon me, miss, but is this your sock?

19. You got feet? I got a sock! What a coincidence!

20. Attention, shoppers!

21. Is anybody missing a sock?

22. It's white...

23. With two stripes.

24. It's a sock.

25. Anybody?

26. Oh, this is gonna take forever.

27. If we're gonna do a stupid thing,

28. Let's at least be smart about it.

29. We'll leave the sock here.

30. Whoever lost it will come find it.

31. It's right there in the title.

32. I don't know.

33. What kind of background checks do they run

34. On people claiming lost items?

35. Wander, this man is a professional.

36. He will make sure this precious cargo

37. Finds its way home. Right?

38. It'll definitely end up somewhere.

39. See? "somewhere"!

40. Hand over the sock.

41. Godspeed, little friend!

42. Although, if you really want to find the owner...

43. We do! We really do!

44. Legend tells of the intergalactic guru,

45. A being of infinite wisdom

46. Who has answers to every question in the universe.

47. Ooh!

48. But be warned!

49. The journey to the guru

50. Is fraught with peril!

51. Few have survived.

52. Those who have

53. Were driven to the depths of madness.

54. That... Sounds...

55. Awesome!

56. Give me a pen! I gotta write all this down!

57. Couldn't just take the sock, could you?

58. First, you must brave the grizzly forest,

59. So named for its fierce grizzly population.

60. But beware the less famous

61. But equally deadly giant hoarder scorpion!

62. There you will find the key

63. To the tomb of the unknown emperor,

64. Where you will have to tame the fierce tigrex of nil!

65. There you shall find a map

66. Leading to the farbrix lavadrome.

67. Rescue the fair princess galactia.

68. Oh! My heroes!

69. Aah!

70. She will lead you to the infinity crystals,

71. Which you must pry from the throne

72. Of the easily amused dragor the destructible.

73. Rassafrassin' crystal!

74. Rassafrassin' crystal!

75. After that, head to the ice-atorium

76. To rescue the unfair princess veronicron.

77. Ugh. You call this a rescue?

78. Resist the solar siren's sweet song.

79. ( wailing ) yeah, not that hard to resist.

80. Survive the quicksand of forgetfulness.

81. Wait, what were we doing?

82. Oh, yeah. Aaah! Aaah!

83. Humble yourselves before the legendary neon knight

84. Of nalpraxis.

85. Call me jim.

86. The neon knight shall join your party

87. But bore you with endless stories

88. About old fishing trips.

89. We never thought we'd catch a snook with that lure.

90. Now, the thing you gotta know about your snook—

91. Not the time, jim!

92. Don't worry. He'll find true love,

93. And you'll remember him fondly.

94. I'll miss him so much.

95. How will we ever go on?

96. We must! For the sock.

97. Jim would want it that way.

98. Answer the riddles three of the blarnian bridge troll.

99. A triangle, a child's laughter,

100. And to see time fly.

101. Cross the mountain pass

102. Without looking at the hippogriff.

103. Stop at bloyd's diner.

104. Ahh. Best blegg-salad sandwich you'll ever eat.

105. Discover the true secret

106. Was inside you all along.

107. And boom! You're at the intergalactic guru's temple...

108. After you climb the million...

109. Quinquog-inter-quadra- tentillion steps!

110. But remember, you may ask the guru only one question,

111. So choose wisely.

112. O great and mighty intergalactic guru,

113. Keeper of the wisdom of the cosmos,

114. Grand observer of all that is and will be...

115. Is this your sock?

116. Nope.

117. Okay, thanks.

118. "whose sock is this?"

119. Not "is this yours?" "whose"!

120. I'll admit that last plan

121. Was a little... Tricky.

122. But this sock is important to somebody.

123. We've just got to return it, sylvia,

124. No matter how long it takes,

125. How grueling the journey, how dangerous the—

126. Oh! Silly me! This is my sock.

127. It is? Uh-huh.

128. Ha ha! Where has my head been?

129. Thanks for returning it.

130. Hmm. I don't recall you ever wearing shoes,

131. Let alone socks.

132. Uhh! Get in there!

133. Stop, you're stretching it!

134. Oh, you've gotta be kidding me.

135. ( gasps ) look at that!

136. The return address was inside the sock all along!

137. Ha ha ha! Isn't that hi-larious?

138. Hello?

139. Olly olly oxen free!

140. This place gives me the heebies

141. With a side order of jeebies.

142. Can anyone tell us

143. How to get to 1313 looming terror drive?

144. I bet they have a beautiful view!

145. No. Uh-uh. Wander...

146. We've done a lot of stupid things to return this sock,

147. But if we go up there, we're gonna die.

148. I can live with stupid, but I can't live with death.

149. But we're so close.

150. I don't care. We're done.

151. We still have a chance to make it out alive, and—

152. You're already up there, aren't you?

153. Um... Is this—

154. Seize them!

155. ( sobbing ) there was so much

156. I didn't get to do.

157. I can't believe this is the end!

158. And all over a sock!

159. Excuse me, mr. Executioner, sir.

160. Does destructor have too few socks?

161. No. ( groans )

162. Too many like— no.

163. Has he ever, ever lost a sock?

164. No. Oh, wait. Actually,

165. His horribleness did lose one sock.

166. So he bought a new pair. I mean, they're just socks.

167. Well, time to meet your doom. See ya.

168. Sylvia, I am sorry.

169. I thought that going out of your way to be kind to someone

170. Would always be worth the trouble.

171. But I was wrong. And you were right.

172. This is just a dumb sock,

173. And it doesn't matter a lick to anyone.

174. No, wander. This sock does matter to someone—to you.

175. And I will not let this entire stupid quest be in vain.

176. Yo! Head-case!

177. ( slowed-down ) is... This... Your... Sock?

178. ( high-pitched ) stop!

179. Who dares?

180. I dare!

181. Who?

182. Surely you remember!

183. La-la-la-la-la! Ha ha ha!

184. If you're to rule this kingdom,

185. You must put away childish things.

186. My friend!

187. I've missed you so much.

188. Thank you. Thank you for returning

189. Literally the most important thing in the entire universe.

190. Release them!

191. In fact, release all the prisoners!

192. And make them juice!

193. Except that guy!

194. Aww.

195. Destructor!

196. Make him an archduke!

197. Father, all is forgiven.

198. Fare thee well, brave heroes.

199. I just thought someone's foot might get cold.

200. We're definitely opening this weird space door, aren't we?

201. No chance of us just moving on,

202. Having a normal, relaxing, non-crazy day?

203. Didn't think so.

204. After you, pal.

205. Whoa.

206. Where are we?

207. Sylvia, this place is amazing!

208. A little empty, if you ask me.

209. Wander?

210. Over here! Aah!

211. That's crazy. How did you...

212. Do that?

213. Huh. So that's what the old caboose looks like.

214. Hmm, not bad.

215. Oof!

216. Ha ha ha ha!

217. Do it again! Do it again!

218. Ha!

219. Whoa!

220. Man, oh, man, is this place great!

221. Whoa! Whoa!

222. ( mumbling ) sylvia, you gotta try this!

223. Whoa, I gotta try that!

224. Red! Green! Yellow! Blue!

225. I bet I can be tartan, too!

226. Form a red rectangle!

227. Teal tetrahedron.

228. Paisley parallelogram.

229. An orange spoon!

230. Oh! Whoo! All right! Brava!

231. Uh, what the—

232. This place is bananas!

233. Totally nuts.

234. It's crackers.

235. Completely batty.

236. Absolutely loony!

237. Ha! Utterly jellyfish pie!

238. Huh?

239. Oh! Ow, ow!

240. Oh, yeah? Well, bye-bye, jellyfish pie.

241. Time for water balloons!

242. Aww, come on, now.

243. Ha ha!

244. Hey, you see that door we came through anywhere?

245. Nuh-uh.

246. We should probably look

247. For a way out of this place.

248. Oh, do we have to?

249. Sure would be nice to know

250. We're stuck in the middle of nothin'.

251. Yeah, I guess you're right.

252. So, what's the plan?

253. Uh, you go that way. I'll go this way.

254. Nothing over here.

255. Whoa! Ha ha!

256. You're tiny!

257. Aww! You're so adorable,

258. I could eat you right up... Literally!

259. Wander! Stop! Put me down!

260. Or no—wait, wait. Lift me up.

261. Maybe this place has a ceiling.

262. Slowly-y-y-y!

263. ( echoing ) whoops! Sorry!

264. Quietly!

265. ( softly ) whoops. Sorry.

266. Nope, nothing up here!

267. Whoa! Whoa! Hold on there!

268. Steady! Steady!

269. Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

270. Huh. Ha ha ha ha!

271. Sorry. It got real long.

272. Still coming.

273. Anytime now, anytime.

274. Hello.

275. Okay. No need to panic.

276. No need to panic. I'm not.

277. But it seems like we're stuck in an endless void

278. Without any ceilings or walls.

279. Uhh! Okay. Some walls.

280. Uhh! Grrr!

281. Hey!

282. Help, wander! I'm trapped!

283. Hey, that's pretty good.

284. Look, I'm trapped, too.

285. No! Wander, I'm really stuck.

286. You okay, buddy?

287. Okay? I was just almost crushed

288. Into a cube!

289. No exit? Fine.

290. We'll just blast our way out of here!

291. Oh, let me help!

292. How was any of that supposed to help?

293. I don't know.

294. Sure was fun, though, huh?

295. ( door slams ) wait, what? A door?

296. Of course. A door!

297. Come on, door!

298. Get us out of here!

299. Aww, sylvia, you're not doing it right.

300. You want doors?

301. I'll give you doors!

302. I said "door". "door"!

303. Whoops. Heh heh!

304. Well, gotta be one of these, right?

305. Ohh!

306. Aah!

307. Oh. Okay, okay.

308. You're the right door. Right?

309. I have a good feeling about this one.

310. I didn't trust those other doors. Pfft!

311. Okay, thinking spacey thoughts.

312. And...

313. ( shrieking ) aah!

314. I just want to sell you some insurance!

315. No, thank you!

316. Wander!

317. Sorry, but come on. Giant squid insurance?

318. Kind of funny, right?

319. Wander, this place will give us whatever we want.

320. I know!

321. Isn't it aweso-o-o-ome?

322. Y-yeah, but...

323. I don't think we're gonna get to leave

324. Until we both want to leave.

325. So do you think— for me—you can focus,

326. So we can get back to our world?

327. A-zooma-wimmy-zimmy zoob-zoob!

328. Yes!

329. I knew you could do it, buddy.

330. No crazy fantasy void

331. Is gonna keep us locked up.

332. Watch out, universe,

333. 'cause wander and sylvia are back...

334. In... Action?

335. Hmm, that's weird.

336. Wand— sorry!

337. I know what you're gonna say.

338. "... Der!"

339. But come on!

340. Why would you ever want to leave this place?

341. It's the best! ( muttering )

342. Here you can do anything you want!

343. ( grunting ) uh...

344. Wait.

345. Wander! Wander!

346. Whichever of these yous is you,

347. I think you should maybe take five, pal.

348. Aww, you should join us.

349. Uh, no, thanks. I'm fine.

350. Come on, it'll be fun.

351. Take it, syl!

352. No, thanks, I really want to—

353. Wander!

354. You're spending so much time

355. Thinking about the things that you want to do

356. That you forgot all about me and what I want to—

357. Yeah.

358. And I'm real.

359. You know, I can imagine

360. A whole bunch of things.

361. A nine-necked banjo, a peppermint puppy,

362. A radical radish, a sweeping lemur,

363. A sun that compliments you on your hat.

364. Nice hat!

365. But I can't imagine a better friend than you.

366. Come on, let's get out of here.

367. Yee-haw!

368. Proud of you, buddy.

369. Yes?

370. Nope.

371. Whoa!