1. Guhh.
There's got to be something
nice to say about this cold,Copy !req
2. Drab, dreary,
and empty place.Copy !req
3. Hmm. "though plain and simple,
this cute little planetCopy !req
4. Has tons of potential
with room to grow!"Copy !req
5. ( gasps )
you really think so?Copy !req
6. You really think I'm cute?Copy !req
7. Also, it talks.Copy !req
8. Hello, planet, I'm wander.
What's your name?Copy !req
9. Oh, um, I'm afraid
I don't know.Copy !req
10. I've never needed
a name before.Copy !req
11. I do believe I've always
liked the name janet.Copy !req
12. Nice to meet you,
planet janet.Copy !req
13. Oh, and I'm ever so delighted
to meet you, wander.Copy !req
14. Please forgive
my ghastly appearance.Copy !req
15. If I knew someone was coming,
I would have gussied up a bit.Copy !req
16. Though why would
I even bother,Copy !req
17. It's not like I've had
any visitors— ever.Copy !req
18. Well, that is some
sort of shame.Copy !req
19. Those folks don't know
what they're missing!Copy !req
20. Oh, wander.Copy !req
21. I tell you
in all our travels,Copy !req
22. We've never once come
across a talking planet.Copy !req
23. We?Copy !req
24. Well, buddy, I have been
all over this cold, drab,Copy !req
25. Dreary, and empty place
and all I can say is, bor-ing!Copy !req
26. Come on,
let's get out of here.Copy !req
27. Sylvia! Meet janet.Copy !req
28. Janet, this is sylvia,
my best pal.Copy !req
29. There isn't a mountain too high,
a valley too low,Copy !req
30. Or a river too wideCopy !req
31. To keep apart a pair
of pals like she and I.Copy !req
32. Oh, it's very nice
to meet you, sylvia.Copy !req
33. Talking planet, huh?
Crazy.Copy !req
34. Well, nice to meet you,
janice!Copy !req
35. Wander,
wait, don't go!Copy !req
36. Janet, this is amazing!Copy !req
37. Sylvia, come on in!
The water's wet!Copy !req
38. Oh, wander, I do hope
you enjoyed your swim.Copy !req
39. Would you like
to spin dry?Copy !req
40. Wander, that tickles!Copy !req
41. Come on, sylvia!
Just roll with it!Copy !req
42. Ahh. Janet, I don't know how
this day could get any better.Copy !req
43. I do.Copy !req
44. Sylvia...Copy !req
45. This— now—
look! See!Copy !req
46. Uh, hey.
So, janet,Copy !req
47. You think I could get
a boost, or something?Copy !req
48. Oh, uh, sure.
Of course.Copy !req
49. ( rumbling )
I'm coming, wander!Copy !req
50. Really?Copy !req
51. So, wander,
what do you think?Copy !req
52. Janet, I have seen
a lot of sunsets in my travels.Copy !req
53. But yours takes the cake,Copy !req
54. The icing
and the cherry on top.Copy !req
55. Oh, wander,
hearing you sayCopy !req
56. That melts
my already molten core!Copy !req
57. Here, have another!Copy !req
58. Wow!Copy !req
59. And another!Copy !req
60. Amazing!Copy !req
61. And another!Copy !req
62. Incredible!Copy !req
63. Ooh, sylvia!Copy !req
64. Have you ever seen
anything like it?Copy !req
65. No. No, I haven't.Copy !req
66. Ooh, sylvia,
watch out for that bush.Copy !req
67. I think it's poison jivey.Copy !req
68. Of course it is.Copy !req
69. Oh, wander,Copy !req
70. Wonderful it's been
to have you here.Copy !req
71. You make me feel like
a newly formed celestial body.Copy !req
72. Today was like my
big bang all over again.Copy !req
73. Aw, thanks, janet.Copy !req
74. We had fun today, too.
Right, sylvia?Copy !req
75. Oh, is "fun" the word
we're settling on here?Copy !req
76. You know,
the fun doesn't have to end.Copy !req
77. You could... Stay.Copy !req
78. That's a great idea!
We'll stay—Copy !req
79. Tonight!
We'll stay tonight.Copy !req
80. And then tomorrow,
we really have to go.Copy !req
81. Well.
That settles that then.Copy !req
82. Thank you for giving meCopy !req
83. The greatest day
of my life, wander.Copy !req
84. And don't forget sylvia.Copy !req
85. Oh. I won't.Copy !req
86. Morning, wander. What do you say
we hit the— ( gasps )Copy !req
87. Morning, sylvia!Copy !req
88. What have you done
with wander?Copy !req
89. Oh, wander's fine.Copy !req
90. He's right
where you left him—Copy !req
91. Give or take a mountain.Copy !req
92. Listen, you oversized
chunk of carbon.Copy !req
93. There isn't a mountain
too high, a valley too low,Copy !req
94. Or a river too wide
to keep apart a pair of palsCopy !req
95. Like wander and I.Copy !req
96. What a strangely
specific challenge.Copy !req
97. ( rumbling )
I accept!Copy !req
98. Oh, let's see.Copy !req
99. Mountain high.Copy !req
100. Valley low.Copy !req
101. What's next?
Oh, yes!Copy !req
102. Goodbye, sylvia!Copy !req
103. Good morning,
my wonderful wander.Copy !req
104. Ahh. Morning, janet.
Where's sylvia?Copy !req
105. Oh, she went for a climb.Copy !req
106. And then a hike.
And then a swim.Copy !req
107. Who wants brekkies?Copy !req
108. Mmmmm!Copy !req
109. Pancakes!Copy !req
110. Well, aren't you the hostess
with the mostest.Copy !req
111. All for my guest
whom I love the best!Copy !req
112. I can't wait
for sylvia to get back!Copy !req
113. If there's one thing
I know about sylvia,Copy !req
114. It's that exercise
makes her hungry.Copy !req
115. If there are two things
I know about sylvia,Copy !req
116. It's that she loves
having her snout scratched.Copy !req
117. If there's three things
I know about sylvia—Copy !req
118. That's enough!Copy !req
119. There will be enough for sylvia
when she gets back.Copy !req
120. Now, how about dessert?Copy !req
121. Y'all have pie
after breakfast?Copy !req
122. Wander, my darling,
as long as you stay hereCopy !req
123. You can have
whatever you want.Copy !req
124. Okay, that was—
that was almost too wide.Copy !req
125. Almost.Copy !req
126. That was delec-ticious.Copy !req
127. A combination of
delectable and delicious?Copy !req
128. Oh-ho-ho! I knew it!
We know each other so well!Copy !req
129. I haven't had a meal
that good since we camped outCopy !req
130. On binglebop and sylvia
made waffles.Copy !req
131. Speaking of sylvia,
I need to walk offCopy !req
132. This breakfast belly.Copy !req
133. Maybe I'll go take a hike,
see if I can't find her.Copy !req
134. Go?Copy !req
135. Why would you need
to go anywhere?Copy !req
136. D-do you like it?Copy !req
137. You like it, don't you?Copy !req
138. Tell me you like it! Please!Copy !req
139. Wander!Copy !req
140. Sylvia?Copy !req
141. Ohh!Copy !req
142. Just one second, wubsy,Copy !req
143. I'll be right with you.Copy !req
144. Aaah!Copy !req
145. I gave you the chance
to leave in one piece!Copy !req
146. But you just wuv your
widdle wander, huh?Copy !req
147. Well, nowCopy !req
148. This... Is... Happening!Copy !req
149. So long, sylvia.Copy !req
150. It was so nice to eat you!Copy !req
151. Whoop! 'scuse me!Copy !req
152. Uh, janet, you are a lovely
planet, you really are,Copy !req
153. But sylvia and I should
probably be on our way.Copy !req
154. Sylvia, sylvia, sylvia!Copy !req
155. You know what sylvia did?Copy !req
156. She left!Copy !req
157. She would never!Copy !req
158. Yes! She left you here!Copy !req
159. And now it's just
you and me, wander!Copy !req
160. Until the end... Of... Time!Copy !req
161. Sylvia!Copy !req
162. There isn't
a chasm deep enough.Copy !req
163. Come on, wander,
let's orb!Copy !req
164. You are not
going anywhereCopy !req
165. With my
wandy-wubzy-woo-wooo!Copy !req
166. She's trapping us
in her orbit!Copy !req
167. If getting lava-balled
by a jealous planet isCopy !req
168. How we go out, buddy,Copy !req
169. Well, I'm just glad
we're doing it together.Copy !req
170. I couldn't agree more.Copy !req
171. I love you, sylvia.Copy !req
172. You too, wander. You too!Copy !req
173. What happened?Copy !req
174. Who the grop cares!Copy !req
175. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
176. We gotta go back.Copy !req
177. What?Copy !req
178. Are you crazy too?Copy !req
179. Hey, janet.Copy !req
180. Hey.Copy !req
181. Sorry I got
a little weird.Copy !req
182. What? No!Copy !req
183. I was wrong to try
and force you to love me.Copy !req
184. All I ever wanted
was a friendshipCopy !req
185. Like you and sylvia have.Copy !req
186. But I guess that's not
in the stars for me.Copy !req
187. Hello! I am maurice,
your moon.Copy !req
188. Charmed.Copy !req
189. I don't mean
to be forward,Copy !req
190. But I find myself
very attracted to you—Copy !req
191. Oh, you!
( giggling )Copy !req
192. You, janet, are my world.Copy !req
193. Should we say good-bye?Copy !req
194. No, let's let 'em
have their space.Copy !req
195. Oh janet,
your southern hemisphereCopy !req
196. Is so curvilinear!Copy !req
197. You keep talking like
that you're gonna meltCopy !req
198. My polar ice caps!Copy !req
199. Ah, flendar.Copy !req
200. Their fortress cityCopy !req
201. Protects them
from any invasion.Copy !req
202. Not!Copy !req
203. Lord hater has attacked
our south gateCopy !req
204. When we least expected it!Copy !req
205. What a brilliant
and well coordinated invasion!Copy !req
206. In my heart, I always knew
our planet would fallCopy !req
207. To the military genius
of the almighty lord hater.Copy !req
208. (soldiers chant)
hate's great, best villain!
Hate's great, best villain!Copy !req
209. Your plan worked perfectly,
commander peepers!Copy !req
210. You are a capable
and worthy advisor.Copy !req
211. So that's just my little
pitch for the invasion today.Copy !req
212. Thoughts, sir?Copy !req
213. Sir?Copy !req
214. Peepers,Copy !req
215. Truly your incompetence
knows no bounds.Copy !req
216. Did you really think
I would approve of a planCopy !req
217. With such a glaring
and fundamental flaw?Copy !req
218. Sir, I don't—
I was very—Copy !req
219. Wander!Copy !req
220. What are we going
to do about wander?Copy !req
221. 'cause the moment
we try to invade,Copy !req
222. That furry freak will
show up and play a song,Copy !req
223. Or have a picnic,
or challenge me to a contest,Copy !req
224. And just ruin everything!Copy !req
225. Sir, I know wander
has caused us issues.Copy !req
226. But the chances
of him showing upCopy !req
227. Every single place we go—Copy !req
228. Your plan is bad!
Deal with it!Copy !req
229. We need
a completely new idea.Copy !req
230. Yeah. Something
fresh and edgy.Copy !req
231. Something that really pops.Copy !req
232. Something totally
wander-proof.Copy !req
233. Peepers!Copy !req
234. Reserve a conference room!Copy !req
235. It's time for...Copy !req
236. All right, peepers.Copy !req
237. Wow me.Copy !req
238. Okay, sir,
how about this?Copy !req
239. We don't use the army.Copy !req
240. We use...Copy !req
241. Doom dragons.Copy !req
242. Air superiority!Copy !req
243. Massive firepower!Copy !req
244. They won't stand a chance!Copy !req
245. Lord hater: No!Copy !req
246. If we attack
with doom dragons,Copy !req
247. With the power of wuv
or something gross like that.Copy !req
248. And now wander has
an army of doom dragons.Copy !req
249. Great work, peepers.Copy !req
250. Okay. That's fine.Copy !req
251. We don't even go down
to the fortress.Copy !req
252. We'll just destroy them
with an electric laser!Copy !req
253. Wham, bam, perfect plan!Copy !req
254. Lord hater: Till
wander takes its batteries.Copy !req
255. We'll bring
back-up batteries.Copy !req
256. We'll bring lots
of back-up batteries!Copy !req
257. Lord hater: Peepers,
will you just thinkCopy !req
258. For one second
before you talk, okay?Copy !req
259. How could he even—Copy !req
260. You're being such a—Copy !req
261. Okay,
forget the direct approach.Copy !req
262. We'll steal their princess,
force her to marry you.Copy !req
263. Then the entire planet
will rightfully be yours—Copy !req
264. Lord hater: Unless
that was simply wanderCopy !req
265. Disguised as the princess.Copy !req
266. And now
I'm married to wander.Copy !req
267. Is that want you
want, peepers?Copy !req
268. I hate the most
in the entire universe?Copy !req
269. Fine!Copy !req
270. We'll steal the king!Copy !req
271. Without strong leadership,Copy !req
272. Flendar will descend
into chaos!Copy !req
273. Lord hater:
Until wander shows upCopy !req
274. And teaches them
to be self-reliantCopy !req
275. And live in perfect
equality and harmony.Copy !req
276. And he'll also rescue
the king somehow.Copy !req
277. I didn't want to
bring this up.Copy !req
278. It's still very experimental.Copy !req
279. The planetary
mind combobulator!Copy !req
280. Powered by
your own evil energiesCopy !req
281. It will let you
control the entire planetCopy !req
282. With a single thought!Copy !req
283. Huh?Copy !req
284. Hmm.Copy !req
285. No. Banjo.Copy !req
286. Banjo?Copy !req
287. Banjo.Copy !req
288. Now, sir,
I've understoodCopy !req
289. Some of yours
objections, but banjo?Copy !req
290. How could a banjo possibly—Copy !req
291. Will just happen to match
the frequency of the mind
comma-lom-bom-bulator—Copy !req
292. It's combobulator.Copy !req
293. Lord hater: Whatever.
Causing it to explode.Copy !req
294. The bob-call-you-later
will zap us,Copy !req
295. And we'll wake up
in a fishing village,Copy !req
296. No idea who we are
or how we got there.Copy !req
297. We'll start over
as simple fishermen and...Copy !req
298. Life will be good.Copy !req
299. That is,
until rosa shows up.Copy !req
300. Our competition
for rosa's affectionCopy !req
301. Will destroy our partnership.Copy !req
302. And she'll end up
with ron the baker!Copy !req
303. We'll both end up
sad old men,Copy !req
304. Wondering what might
have been.Copy !req
305. Why couldn't you just
let me have her, peepers?Copy !req
306. Rosa and I would have been
so happy together!Copy !req
307. Anyway, that's why your dumb
comb-over-embulator won't work.Copy !req
308. Can we please just—Copy !req
309. What if we block out their sun?Copy !req
310. Warmth-generating group hug!Copy !req
311. Melt their ice caps?Copy !req
312. Pool party planet!Copy !req
313. Destroy all their crops and
starve them into submission?Copy !req
314. Lord hater: Wander'll just
come along and hand out,Copy !req
315. You know, uh...Copy !req
316. Sandwiches?Copy !req
317. Yay!Copy !req
318. Yeah! What bob said.Copy !req
319. Sandwiches!Copy !req
320. I, uh, actually
just wanted lunch.Copy !req
321. Ooh! Good idea!
Who's got menus?Copy !req
322. Sir, we don't have time!Copy !req
323. Sorry, guess
they forgot yours.Copy !req
324. It's possible I was being
too negative before.Copy !req
325. I need to be more
receptive to the ideasCopy !req
326. Of my subordinates.Copy !req
327. So, tell me,Copy !req
328. What do you ... Guys think?Copy !req
329. Sharks but less dangerous.Copy !req
330. Interesting.
Interesting.Copy !req
331. Keep 'em coming, guys.Copy !req
332. We take a cooking
class with them?Copy !req
333. No bad ideas.Copy !req
334. A really big
laser on the moon!Copy !req
335. Hmm, sounds familiar.Copy !req
336. Socks but for hands!Copy !req
337. Gloves?
You mean gloves.Copy !req
338. I'm putting down gloves.Copy !req
339. I need to go
to the bathroom.Copy !req
340. Not a pitch,
still writing it down.Copy !req
341. Sir!
This is getting us nowhere!Copy !req
342. I had a plan
for you this morning.Copy !req
343. A good plan.
A solid plan.Copy !req
344. A brilliant, fool-proof plan!Copy !req
345. Can I pitch you
that plan one more time?Copy !req
346. Okay, we'll approach
the fortress from the southCopy !req
347. With four platoons.Copy !req
348. Distracts them
with a silly dance?Copy !req
349. And then sylvia pulls
their pants down?Copy !req
350. We'll just
give them tighter belts!Copy !req
351. Lord hater: What if she ties
their shoelaces together?Copy !req
352. We don't have shoelaces.Copy !req
353. Lord hater: But what if wander
disguises himself as meCopy !req
354. And orders the watchdogs
to stop the attack?Copy !req
355. We'll give them
an x-ray scanner.Copy !req
356. Lord hater: What if
wander throws a picnicCopy !req
357. And invites the watchdogsCopy !req
358. And because his pie
is so good they all go?Copy !req
359. Lord hater: What if he knows
a giant anteater?Copy !req
360. We'll bring
a giant anteater-eater!Copy !req
361. Lord hater:
What if he brings a—Copy !req
362. And so on!Copy !req
363. Lord hater: What if
wander challenges meCopy !req
364. To some carnival games?Copy !req
365. Then you don't
play the games.Copy !req
366. Lord hater: What if wander
flies in at the last momentCopy !req
367. And shoots a shrink ray
from his eyesCopy !req
368. That makes us all teeny tiny?Copy !req
369. He can't do that!Copy !req
370. Are you sure?Copy !req
371. We'll bring a radioactive
power-absorbing crystal!Copy !req
372. Just in case!Copy !req
373. Hate's great, best villain!Copy !req
374. Hate's great, best villain!Copy !req
375. Hate's great, best villain!Copy !req
376. You know,Copy !req
377. This just might work.Copy !req
378. Really?Copy !req
379. Yes.Copy !req
380. Yes. Yes!Copy !req
381. Flendar's defenses
will crumble before us!Copy !req
382. Their puny pathetic planet
will soon belong to lord...Copy !req
383. Lord...Copy !req
384. Uh-oh.Copy !req
385. Uh-oh?Copy !req
386. Banjo.
Banjo?Copy !req
387. Banjo.Copy !req
388. How did that happen?Copy !req
389. It doesn't matter.Copy !req
390. What's the point?Copy !req
391. Whatever I do,Copy !req
392. Wander's gonna find
a way to stop me.Copy !req
393. Invasion off.Copy !req
394. Everybody out.Copy !req
395. Sir, you're forgetting
one thing.Copy !req
396. Yeah? What's that?Copy !req
397. You're lord hater!Copy !req
398. Most evil villain
in the entire universe!Copy !req
399. And while wander may have
beaten you a few timesCopy !req
400. The lord hater
I know would neverCopy !req
401. Let some little furry weirdo
get in his head.Copy !req
402. He'd just keep conquering
planets and doing evil!Copy !req
403. And if wander did show up...Copy !req
404. The lord hater I know
would just use his powersCopy !req
405. To blast him
into the next dimension!Copy !req
406. Yes!Copy !req
407. Peepers, you're right!Copy !req
408. I am awesome!Copy !req
409. I can't let some do-gooder
in a dumb hat psych me out!Copy !req
410. Oh, that's great, sir!Copy !req
411. So, which plan
do you want to use?Copy !req
412. What?Copy !req
413. Oh, that one you had
in the beginning was fineCopy !req
414. Or whatever.Copy !req
415. Let's do this!Copy !req
416. (chanting)
hate's great, best villain!Copy !req
417. Banjo.Copy !req
418. Lord hater: Rosa!Copy !req