1. Guhh.
There's got to be something
nice to say about this cold,
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2. Drab, dreary,
and empty place.
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3. Hmm. "though plain and simple,
this cute little planet
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4. Has tons of potential
with room to grow!"
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5. ( gasps )
you really think so?
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6. You really think I'm cute?
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7. Also, it talks.
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8. Hello, planet, I'm wander.
What's your name?
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9. Oh, um, I'm afraid
I don't know.
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10. I've never needed
a name before.
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11. I do believe I've always
liked the name janet.
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12. Nice to meet you,
planet janet.
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13. Oh, and I'm ever so delighted
to meet you, wander.
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14. Please forgive
my ghastly appearance.
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15. If I knew someone was coming,
I would have gussied up a bit.
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16. Though why would
I even bother,
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17. It's not like I've had
any visitors— ever.
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18. Well, that is some
sort of shame.
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19. Those folks don't know
what they're missing!
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20. Oh, wander.
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21. I tell you
in all our travels,
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22. We've never once come
across a talking planet.
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23. We?
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24. Well, buddy, I have been
all over this cold, drab,
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25. Dreary, and empty place
and all I can say is, bor-ing!
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26. Come on,
let's get out of here.
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27. Sylvia! Meet janet.
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28. Janet, this is sylvia,
my best pal.
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29. There isn't a mountain too high,
a valley too low,
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30. Or a river too wide
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31. To keep apart a pair
of pals like she and I.
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32. Oh, it's very nice
to meet you, sylvia.
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33. Talking planet, huh?
Crazy.
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34. Well, nice to meet you,
janice!
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35. Wander,
wait, don't go!
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36. Janet, this is amazing!
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37. Sylvia, come on in!
The water's wet!
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38. Oh, wander, I do hope
you enjoyed your swim.
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39. Would you like
to spin dry?
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40. Wander, that tickles!
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41. Come on, sylvia!
Just roll with it!
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42. Ahh. Janet, I don't know how
this day could get any better.
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43. I do.
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44. Sylvia...
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45. This— now—
look! See!
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46. Uh, hey.
So, janet,
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47. You think I could get
a boost, or something?
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48. Oh, uh, sure.
Of course.
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49. ( rumbling )
I'm coming, wander!
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50. Really?
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51. So, wander,
what do you think?
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52. Janet, I have seen
a lot of sunsets in my travels.
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53. But yours takes the cake,
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54. The icing
and the cherry on top.
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55. Oh, wander,
hearing you say
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56. That melts
my already molten core!
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57. Here, have another!
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58. Wow!
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59. And another!
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60. Amazing!
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61. And another!
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62. Incredible!
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63. Ooh, sylvia!
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64. Have you ever seen
anything like it?
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65. No. No, I haven't.
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66. Ooh, sylvia,
watch out for that bush.
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67. I think it's poison jivey.
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68. Of course it is.
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69. Oh, wander,
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70. Wonderful it's been
to have you here.
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71. You make me feel like
a newly formed celestial body.
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72. Today was like my
big bang all over again.
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73. Aw, thanks, janet.
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74. We had fun today, too.
Right, sylvia?
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75. Oh, is "fun" the word
we're settling on here?
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76. You know,
the fun doesn't have to end.
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77. You could... Stay.
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78. That's a great idea!
We'll stay—
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79. Tonight!
We'll stay tonight.
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80. And then tomorrow,
we really have to go.
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81. Well.
That settles that then.
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82. Thank you for giving me
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83. The greatest day
of my life, wander.
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84. And don't forget sylvia.
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85. Oh. I won't.
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86. Morning, wander. What do you say
we hit the— ( gasps )
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87. Morning, sylvia!
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88. What have you done
with wander?
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89. Oh, wander's fine.
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90. He's right
where you left him—
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91. Give or take a mountain.
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92. Listen, you oversized
chunk of carbon.
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93. There isn't a mountain
too high, a valley too low,
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94. Or a river too wide
to keep apart a pair of pals
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95. Like wander and I.
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96. What a strangely
specific challenge.
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97. ( rumbling )
I accept!
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98. Oh, let's see.
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99. Mountain high.
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100. Valley low.
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101. What's next?
Oh, yes!
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102. Goodbye, sylvia!
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103. Good morning,
my wonderful wander.
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104. Ahh. Morning, janet.
Where's sylvia?
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105. Oh, she went for a climb.
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106. And then a hike.
And then a swim.
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107. Who wants brekkies?
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108. Mmmmm!
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109. Pancakes!
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110. Well, aren't you the hostess
with the mostest.
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111. All for my guest
whom I love the best!
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112. I can't wait
for sylvia to get back!
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113. If there's one thing
I know about sylvia,
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114. It's that exercise
makes her hungry.
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115. If there are two things
I know about sylvia,
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116. It's that she loves
having her snout scratched.
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117. If there's three things
I know about sylvia—
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118. That's enough!
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119. There will be enough for sylvia
when she gets back.
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120. Now, how about dessert?
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121. Y'all have pie
after breakfast?
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122. Wander, my darling,
as long as you stay here
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123. You can have
whatever you want.
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124. Okay, that was—
that was almost too wide.
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125. Almost.
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126. That was delec-ticious.
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127. A combination of
delectable and delicious?
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128. Oh-ho-ho! I knew it!
We know each other so well!
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129. I haven't had a meal
that good since we camped out
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130. On binglebop and sylvia
made waffles.
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131. Speaking of sylvia,
I need to walk off
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132. This breakfast belly.
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133. Maybe I'll go take a hike,
see if I can't find her.
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134. Go?
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135. Why would you need
to go anywhere?
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136. D-do you like it?
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137. You like it, don't you?
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138. Tell me you like it! Please!
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139. Wander!
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140. Sylvia?
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141. Ohh!
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142. Just one second, wubsy,
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143. I'll be right with you.
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144. Aaah!
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145. I gave you the chance
to leave in one piece!
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146. But you just wuv your
widdle wander, huh?
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147. Well, now
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148. This... Is... Happening!
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149. So long, sylvia.
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150. It was so nice to eat you!
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151. Whoop! 'scuse me!
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152. Uh, janet, you are a lovely
planet, you really are,
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153. But sylvia and I should
probably be on our way.
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154. Sylvia, sylvia, sylvia!
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155. You know what sylvia did?
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156. She left!
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157. She would never!
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158. Yes! She left you here!
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159. And now it's just
you and me, wander!
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160. Until the end... Of... Time!
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161. Sylvia!
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162. There isn't
a chasm deep enough.
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163. Come on, wander,
let's orb!
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164. You are not
going anywhere
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165. With my
wandy-wubzy-woo-wooo!
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166. She's trapping us
in her orbit!
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167. If getting lava-balled
by a jealous planet is
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168. How we go out, buddy,
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169. Well, I'm just glad
we're doing it together.
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170. I couldn't agree more.
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171. I love you, sylvia.
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172. You too, wander. You too!
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173. What happened?
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174. Who the grop cares!
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175. Let's get out of here!
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176. We gotta go back.
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177. What?
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178. Are you crazy too?
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179. Hey, janet.
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180. Hey.
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181. Sorry I got
a little weird.
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182. What? No!
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183. I was wrong to try
and force you to love me.
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184. All I ever wanted
was a friendship
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185. Like you and sylvia have.
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186. But I guess that's not
in the stars for me.
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187. Hello! I am maurice,
your moon.
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188. Charmed.
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189. I don't mean
to be forward,
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190. But I find myself
very attracted to you—
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191. Oh, you!
( giggling )
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192. You, janet, are my world.
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193. Should we say good-bye?
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194. No, let's let 'em
have their space.
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195. Oh janet,
your southern hemisphere
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196. Is so curvilinear!
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197. You keep talking like
that you're gonna melt
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198. My polar ice caps!
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199. Ah, flendar.
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200. Their fortress city
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201. Protects them
from any invasion.
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202. Not!
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203. Lord hater has attacked
our south gate
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204. When we least expected it!
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205. What a brilliant
and well coordinated invasion!
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206. In my heart, I always knew
our planet would fall
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207. To the military genius
of the almighty lord hater.
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208. (soldiers chant)
hate's great, best villain!
Hate's great, best villain!
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209. Your plan worked perfectly,
commander peepers!
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210. You are a capable
and worthy advisor.
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211. So that's just my little
pitch for the invasion today.
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212. Thoughts, sir?
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213. Sir?
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214. Peepers,
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215. Truly your incompetence
knows no bounds.
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216. Did you really think
I would approve of a plan
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217. With such a glaring
and fundamental flaw?
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218. Sir, I don't—
I was very—
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219. Wander!
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220. What are we going
to do about wander?
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221. 'cause the moment
we try to invade,
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222. That furry freak will
show up and play a song,
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223. Or have a picnic,
or challenge me to a contest,
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224. And just ruin everything!
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225. Sir, I know wander
has caused us issues.
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226. But the chances
of him showing up
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227. Every single place we go—
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228. Your plan is bad!
Deal with it!
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229. We need
a completely new idea.
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230. Yeah. Something
fresh and edgy.
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231. Something that really pops.
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232. Something totally
wander-proof.
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233. Peepers!
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234. Reserve a conference room!
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235. It's time for...
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236. All right, peepers.
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237. Wow me.
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238. Okay, sir,
how about this?
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240. We use...
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241. Doom dragons.
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242. Air superiority!
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243. Massive firepower!
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244. They won't stand a chance!
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245. Lord hater: No!
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246. If we attack
with doom dragons,
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247. With the power of wuv
or something gross like that.
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248. And now wander has
an army of doom dragons.
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249. Great work, peepers.
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250. Okay. That's fine.
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251. We don't even go down
to the fortress.
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252. We'll just destroy them
with an electric laser!
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253. Wham, bam, perfect plan!
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254. Lord hater: Till
wander takes its batteries.
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255. We'll bring
back-up batteries.
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256. We'll bring lots
of back-up batteries!
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257. Lord hater: Peepers,
will you just think
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258. For one second
before you talk, okay?
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259. How could he even—
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260. You're being such a—
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261. Okay,
forget the direct approach.
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262. We'll steal their princess,
force her to marry you.
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263. Then the entire planet
will rightfully be yours—
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264. Lord hater: Unless
that was simply wander
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265. Disguised as the princess.
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266. And now
I'm married to wander.
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267. Is that want you
want, peepers?
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268. I hate the most
in the entire universe?
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269. Fine!
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270. We'll steal the king!
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271. Without strong leadership,
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272. Flendar will descend
into chaos!
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273. Lord hater:
Until wander shows up
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274. And teaches them
to be self-reliant
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275. And live in perfect
equality and harmony.
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276. And he'll also rescue
the king somehow.
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277. I didn't want to
bring this up.
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278. It's still very experimental.
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279. The planetary
mind combobulator!
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280. Powered by
your own evil energies
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281. It will let you
control the entire planet
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282. With a single thought!
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283. Huh?
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284. Hmm.
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285. No. Banjo.
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286. Banjo?
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287. Banjo.
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288. Now, sir,
I've understood
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289. Some of yours
objections, but banjo?
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290. How could a banjo possibly—
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291. Will just happen to match
the frequency of the mind
comma-lom-bom-bulator—
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292. It's combobulator.
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293. Lord hater: Whatever.
Causing it to explode.
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294. The bob-call-you-later
will zap us,
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295. And we'll wake up
in a fishing village,
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296. No idea who we are
or how we got there.
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297. We'll start over
as simple fishermen and...
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298. Life will be good.
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299. That is,
until rosa shows up.
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300. Our competition
for rosa's affection
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301. Will destroy our partnership.
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302. And she'll end up
with ron the baker!
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303. We'll both end up
sad old men,
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304. Wondering what might
have been.
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305. Why couldn't you just
let me have her, peepers?
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306. Rosa and I would have been
so happy together!
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307. Anyway, that's why your dumb
comb-over-embulator won't work.
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308. Can we please just—
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309. What if we block out their sun?
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310. Warmth-generating group hug!
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311. Melt their ice caps?
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312. Pool party planet!
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313. Destroy all their crops and
starve them into submission?
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314. Lord hater: Wander'll just
come along and hand out,
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315. You know, uh...
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316. Sandwiches?
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317. Yay!
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318. Yeah! What bob said.
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319. Sandwiches!
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320. I, uh, actually
just wanted lunch.
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321. Ooh! Good idea!
Who's got menus?
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322. Sir, we don't have time!
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323. Sorry, guess
they forgot yours.
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324. It's possible I was being
too negative before.
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325. I need to be more
receptive to the ideas
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327. So, tell me,
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328. What do you ... Guys think?
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329. Sharks but less dangerous.
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330. Interesting.
Interesting.
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331. Keep 'em coming, guys.
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332. We take a cooking
class with them?
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333. No bad ideas.
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334. A really big
laser on the moon!
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335. Hmm, sounds familiar.
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336. Socks but for hands!
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337. Gloves?
You mean gloves.
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338. I'm putting down gloves.
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339. I need to go
to the bathroom.
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340. Not a pitch,
still writing it down.
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341. Sir!
This is getting us nowhere!
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342. I had a plan
for you this morning.
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343. A good plan.
A solid plan.
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344. A brilliant, fool-proof plan!
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345. Can I pitch you
that plan one more time?
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346. Okay, we'll approach
the fortress from the south
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347. With four platoons.
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348. Distracts them
with a silly dance?
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349. And then sylvia pulls
their pants down?
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350. We'll just
give them tighter belts!
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351. Lord hater: What if she ties
their shoelaces together?
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352. We don't have shoelaces.
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353. Lord hater: But what if wander
disguises himself as me
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354. And orders the watchdogs
to stop the attack?
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355. We'll give them
an x-ray scanner.
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356. Lord hater: What if
wander throws a picnic
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357. And invites the watchdogs
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358. And because his pie
is so good they all go?
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359. Lord hater: What if he knows
a giant anteater?
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360. We'll bring
a giant anteater-eater!
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361. Lord hater:
What if he brings a—
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362. And so on!
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363. Lord hater: What if
wander challenges me
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364. To some carnival games?
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365. Then you don't
play the games.
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366. Lord hater: What if wander
flies in at the last moment
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367. And shoots a shrink ray
from his eyes
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368. That makes us all teeny tiny?
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369. He can't do that!
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370. Are you sure?
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371. We'll bring a radioactive
power-absorbing crystal!
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372. Just in case!
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373. Hate's great, best villain!
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374. Hate's great, best villain!
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375. Hate's great, best villain!
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376. You know,
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377. This just might work.
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378. Really?
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379. Yes.
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380. Yes. Yes!
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381. Flendar's defenses
will crumble before us!
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382. Their puny pathetic planet
will soon belong to lord...
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383. Lord...
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384. Uh-oh.
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385. Uh-oh?
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386. Banjo.
Banjo?
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387. Banjo.
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388. How did that happen?
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389. It doesn't matter.
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390. What's the point?
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391. Whatever I do,
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392. Wander's gonna find
a way to stop me.
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393. Invasion off.
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394. Everybody out.
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395. Sir, you're forgetting
one thing.
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396. Yeah? What's that?
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397. You're lord hater!
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398. Most evil villain
in the entire universe!
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399. And while wander may have
beaten you a few times
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400. The lord hater
I know would never
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401. Let some little furry weirdo
get in his head.
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402. He'd just keep conquering
planets and doing evil!
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403. And if wander did show up...
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404. The lord hater I know
would just use his powers
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405. To blast him
into the next dimension!
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406. Yes!
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407. Peepers, you're right!
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408. I am awesome!
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409. I can't let some do-gooder
in a dumb hat psych me out!
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410. Oh, that's great, sir!
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411. So, which plan
do you want to use?
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412. What?
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413. Oh, that one you had
in the beginning was fine
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414. Or whatever.
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415. Let's do this!
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416. (chanting)
hate's great, best villain!
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417. Banjo.
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