1. Ancient prophecy foretold
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2. that the beloved
Princess Demura
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3. would be kidnapped
by King Draykor
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4. the evil Dragon King,
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5. who, hungry for power,
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6. stole her away to his
Labyrinth of Delusion!
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7. And now only one hero
can rescue her,
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8. her one true love.
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9. And once he saves her,
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10. they will live
happily ever after
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11. and use their
compatible features
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12. to produce
many attractive offspring,
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13. who will also live
happily ever after!
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14. And I,
Sir Brad Starlight, am...
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15. Now, Draykor plans
to wed Demura at sundown.
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16. I beseech you,
kind travelers,
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17. will you help me save her,
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18. so we may live
happily ever after?
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19. Are you kidding?
Save a princess?
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20. I've always wanted
to save a princess!
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21. Let's go save a princess!
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22. Whoa there,
my furry fellow!
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23. I like your enthusiasm,
but remember...
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24. I'm the hero here.
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25. You're my goofy sidekick,
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26. who trapes, japes, gapes,
and, of course,
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27. sings my theme song.
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28. And my noble steed.
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29. Who trudges,
drudges, begrudges
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30. and generally does
all the heavy lifting.
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31. Whoa!
Nuh-uh.
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32. I don't just let anybody
hop in this saddle.
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33. Grrrr...!
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34. Sylvia, come on!
A princess is in danger.
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35. Uhh! Okay, fine.
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36. But only 'cause
we're helping a sister out.
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37. Hyah!
Onward, noble steed!
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38. Princess rescue!
Wooooo!
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39. More dangerous!
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40. Put in that I fought a bear
they know how strong I am.
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41. And come on,
old crone?
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42. Yuck.
Make it a pretty lady.
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43. Hey, yes.
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44. She totally wants
to smooch me.
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45. Whoa!
Silence, silly sidekick.
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46. We're here.
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47. The Labyrinth of Delusion!
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48. Don't worry, princess,
we'll save you!
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49. Uh,
the prophecy says
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50. that the hero
always leads the way.
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51. Oh, gosh,
I am so sorry. Of course.
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52. After you, Sir Starlight.
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53. Oh, you poor,
silly, stupid sidekick.
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54. That way is clearly a trap.
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55. This is the correct path.
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56. Are you flarping serious?
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57. Easy girl.
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58. I know the danger spooks
dumb beasts like you.
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59. You have no idea
what you're doing, do you?
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60. Ooh, tasty carrot.
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61. Wander, keep an eye
on this fool.
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62. ( laughs )
That a girl.
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63. Onward, sidekick!
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64. Oh, and try and throw
in some pratfalls
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65. and silly catchphrases
if you can, okay?
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66. Copy that!
Whoop-a-deedy-doo.
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67. Splat.
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68. Careful, sidekick!
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69. A gauntlet of traps
most fearsome awaits us.
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70. A weakling like you cannot
hope to withstand it.
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71. Truly, it will take one
with big, hero-ey muscles,
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72. such as myself,
to make it through this alive.
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73. We're coming, princess!
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74. Ah, clearly this is just
a warm-up challenge.
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75. Okay.
Here we go.
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76. Excelsior—
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77. That's it, Sir Starlight!
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78. You're almost through.
Whoop-a-deedy-doo!
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79. What?
I don't— How?
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80. Oh, Sylvia?
She took the other path!
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81. Turns out it was
quite pleasant.
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82. There was even
a lemonade stand.
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83. Let's see you get out
of this one, champ.
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84. But don't worry!
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85. It's a pattern,
so all you got to do is—
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86. No! No!
The hero does not need
the sidekick's help!
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87. Now, clearly,
it's some sort of pattern.
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88. Nice griffin. Ow!
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89. Gah! the griffin
has my cape!
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90. The griffin has my cape!
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91. Get off!
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92. My sword!
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93. Your sidekick tom-foolery
has cost me my sword!
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94. The prophecy specifically
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95. states the hero
has a mighty sword!
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96. Is this mighty enough?
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97. (gasps) The sword of Destiny!
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98. Forged in the fires
of a collapsing star,
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99. the Andromeda Lords
themselves crafted it
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100. so that only the most noble,
the most daring,
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101. the most truly
righteous hero could—
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102. Wha— But the hero
is supposed to—
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103. Put it back! Put it back!
Put it back!
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104. Oh, sorry. Don't know
my own strength.
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105. Ah, come on,
it's like you haven't
even read the prophecy.
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106. Ain't happening,
pretty boy.
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107. Don't!
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108. It's better this way!
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109. Now come on.
Stop dilly-dallying.
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110. We're gonna be late.
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111. Helping a sister out.
Helping a sister out.
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112. The day's end
may be nigh,
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113. Princess Demura...
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114. but fear not.
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115. No barrier can keep
my love from you.
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116. I shall smash the—
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117. Oh, come on,
are you serious?
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118. It was unlocked.
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119. I don't care!
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120. I need to make
a dramatic entrance.
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121. Close it!
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122. No door is strong enough
to keep me from you, my love.
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123. Ahh!
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124. For the princess!
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125. Wait just a—
Come on, this is my—
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126. I wanted to—
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127. Stop!
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128. All I want to do
is save my one true love
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129. and have everyone know
how great a hero I am.
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130. Just like
the prophecy says!
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131. And you're ruining it,
ruining it, ruining it!
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132. Why can't you get it?
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133. Sidekick!
Steed! Hero!
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134. Prisoner.
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135. So these are the heroes
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136. who've come
to steal my bride.
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137. Well, you're too late
Sir Starlight!
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138. Soon, the sun will set
and Princess Demura will be—
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139. ( gasps )
beloved.
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140. She's beautiful!
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141. And pink. Ugh!
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142. Demura,
it is I, Brad Starlight.
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143. Silence, cur!
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144. ( shushing )
It's all right.
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145. There's no need to shout,
beloved, it's fine.
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146. I'm so sorry, honey.
You know I—
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147. I just want this day to be
perfect for you, you know.
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148. Oh, and it will be, Drake,
as long as we're together.
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149. Oh... You're pooky.
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150. Seriously, Bradley?
This again?
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151. I'm sorry, did he
drag you two along
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152. on some crazy
rescue mission?
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153. It's not a crazy mission!
The prophecy foretold!
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154. Prophecy?
You mean your diary from
when we were what, 15?
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155. (sighs)
Look, Brad.
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156. I know this is hard,
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157. but things don't always
work out the way you want.
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158. Life isn't a fairy-tale.
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159. Come on, we can
just be friends, right?
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160. No!
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161. The princess will be mine!
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162. The prophecy
will be fulfilled!
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163. Demura, my love.
We've got to save her.
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164. You!
What should we do?
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165. Yes, you.
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166. Only one brave enough
to conquer the insane labyrinth
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167. we set up to stop Bradley
is heroic enough
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168. to help save
Demura, right?
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169. I've always wanted
to save a princess.
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170. Okay, guys!
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171. New bad guy, new plan.
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172. We're going to need
everybody's
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173. individual talents
to pull this off!
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174. Yeah!
We're all gonna have to work
together, as a team.
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175. Yeah!
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176. Today,
we're all gonna be heroes!
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177. Yeah!
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178. We're all collectively
coming to save you, princess!
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179. Guys, it's fine.
I handled it myself.
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180. Like I said,
this isn't a fairy tale.
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181. Yeah!
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182. That's why I love her.
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183. And they lived
happily ever after.
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184. Well, that's the plan,
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185. but real relationships
take a lot of work.
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186. However,
if we listen, communicate,
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187. and are sensitive
to each other's needs—
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188. Happily ever after!
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189. We kind of sort of
saved a princess!
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190. Wooooo!
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191. Happy Birthday, Lord Hater!
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192. So me and the guys
all chipped in
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193. and got you
a little something.
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194. Can you guess what it is?
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195. Is it a Doom Arena?
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196. It's a Doom Arena!
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197. I thought you might say that.
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198. But don't worry,
because our next gift
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199. is sure to put
a smile on your face.
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200. May I present to you...
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201. your most despised enemies
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202. Wander and Sylvia!
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203. Boo! I hate those guys!
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204. See, Sylvia?
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205. I told you
it was a real party.
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206. Oh, look,
it's Mr. Peepers!
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207. Mr. Peepers!
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208. Thank you for the invitation
to the birthday party!
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209. And you thought
it was a trap.
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210. Yes! Best!
Birthday! Ever!
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211. Not only do I get to watch
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212. the destruction of my
most despised enemy,
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213. I get to see him
cower before me!
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214. To see that goofy grin
replaced with pure fear.
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215. Yes!
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216. Peepers!
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217. There is a distinct lack
of cowering in my Doom Arena!
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218. That is contrary
to the purpose
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219. of the Doom arena!
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220. Wander, we've got to
get out of here.
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221. Oh, come on, Sylvia,
the party's not that bad.
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222. Although it is poorly
decorated.
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223. And not very well attended.
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224. And, worst of all,
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225. the birthday boy
does not appear
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226. to be enjoying
the festivities.
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227. Sylvia, we have to stay
in order to see that
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228. Hater has fun on his most
special of special days.
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229. It's up to us
to see that sad old scowl
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230. replaced with a big old smile!
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231. Pakow! Pakow!
Thunder noise!
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232. Don't worry, sir.
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233. One groveling do-gooder
coming right up.
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234. Yeah!
Get 'em!
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235. Finally!
Some more party guests.
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236. But what are they
gonna do for fun?
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237. Crush us into a fine paste?
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238. Oh, Sylvia.
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239. I have a sure-fire plan to put
a smile on Hater's face.
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240. All you need
to do is make sure
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241. those gladiators
can't see anything.
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242. With pleasure.
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243. Ladies? Shall we?
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244. Yah!
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245. Ah! My eye!
My only eye!
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246. I really wish
I had a second eye!
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247. Put some glue,
more glue.
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248. Oh, glitter,
definitely some glitter,
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249. Hater loves glitter.
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250. Finished!
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251. Now, who wants
to show Hater a good time
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252. by bashing his face in?
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253. Hey! The party's over here,
you optic nerds!
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254. ( whooping ) Candy!
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255. Peepers,
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256. Wander still appears
to be enjoying himself...
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257. now at the Expense
of my face!
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258. Don't worry, sir.
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259. We have plenty
of terrifying traps left.
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260. Well, let's see,
meat tenderizer,
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261. flame throwers,
flying tigers...
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262. ( groans ) Hurry up already.
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263. Sylvia, Hater is still
not enjoying himself.
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264. The corners of his mouth
are still pointing south.
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265. We got to spin that gram
into a grin.
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266. Spin the bottle?
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267. Hater, you sassy man,
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268. you do want to get
this party started.
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269. Little help?
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270. Hi-yah!
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271. Who's it going to be.
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272. I'm so excited.
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273. Hater,
I was hoping you'd win.
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274. Now Pucker up,
and let's see that smile!
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275. Oh, man, did you see
the look on Hater's face?
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276. I know.
Isn't that awful?
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277. At this rate, we're never gonna
get a smile out of that guy.
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278. Sir, I know this party
isn't going as, uh,
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279. perfectly as you'd like.
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280. So may I recommend
the big red button
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281. in the upper right corner?
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282. Stand back, Wander!
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283. This fella
ain't no party game.
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284. Hey, Wander.
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285. Your precious protector
Sylvia is gone.
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286. How you feeling?
Scared?
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287. Yes,
here comes the fear.
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288. Any... moment... now.
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289. Who's a hungry boy,
who's a hungry boy?
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290. That's right,
it's you.
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291. Yes, it is. Yes, it is.
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292. Happiness is a happy
puppy, right, Hater?
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293. I disapprove of this
turn of events!
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294. Sir, come on,
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295. don't let Wander
ruin this party for you.
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296. What if we have him quietly
vaporized out back,
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297. then do cake?
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298. Would that make you happy?
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299. No!
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300. I want it to be perfect.
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301. All I wanted
for my birthday
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302. was to see
my most hated enemy
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303. cower in fear
before his untimely doom!
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304. Is that so much to ask?
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305. Oh.
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306. Party's over.
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307. But apparently
this pathetic "doom arena"
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308. couldn't even terrify
a trembling toddler.
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309. I guess I'm just
going to have to do it
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310. my—self.
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311. Here we go.
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312. Hater,
look at all this stuff.
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313. We're going to have
so much fun
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314. and you are going
to be so happy!
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315. Limbo!
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316. Hot potato!
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317. Yeah. Whoo-whoo-whoo!
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318. Musical chairs!
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319. Race you to the finish!
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320. Aw, the birthday boy
should win at least one.
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321. Let me get that for you.
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322. What—
How are you—
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323. Did you see my doom arena?
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324. You should be
totally afraid.
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325. Oh, Hater.
I am afraid.
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326. I'm afraid you aren't enjoying
your birthday party.
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327. I got it!
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328. I know what will
save this party
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329. and finally put a smile
on your face.
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330. Everybody!
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331. Just the pit monster!
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332. What's that I see?
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333. Happy birthday, Hater!
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334. Aww!
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