1. Previously on WandaVision...
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2. Born to Irina and Oleg Maximoff,
both killed during an air raid
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3. when Maximoff
and her twin brother, Pietro, were ten.
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4. The twins were subsequently
radicalized, volunteering at HYDRA.
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5. Maximoff stormed our facility,
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6. stole the Vision's body
and resurrected him.
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7. - Wanda killed me?
- Yes. You asked her to do it.
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8. - I can't.
- You can.
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9. - I came back and died again.
- No!
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10. And she had to watch.
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11. Where are the twins?
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12. They're probably
just playing in the basement.
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13. You didn't think you were the only
magical girl in town, did you?
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14. The name's Agatha Harkness.
Lovely to finally meet you, dear.
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15. No, no, no.
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16. Please, no.
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17. No. No, please.
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18. Agatha Harkness, are you a witch?
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19. Yes.
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20. I am a witch.
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21. Yet you have betrayed your coven.
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22. I have not!
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23. You stole knowledge
above your age and station.
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24. You practice the darkest of magic.
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25. I know... I know nothing of these crimes.
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26. - I... I swear it.
- Enough deception!
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27. I did not break your rules.
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28. They simply bent to my power.
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29. Wait.
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30. No. I cannot control it! I...
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31. If only you would teach me!
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32. Help me! Please!
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33. Mother, please!
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34. Please! Mother!
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35. No!
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36. Please, I can be good.
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37. No, you cannot.
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38. Hmm? Hmm?
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39. What?
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40. No, I know.
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41. She does look shocked to meet
the real us, doesn't she?
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42. Oh...
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43. That's adorable.
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44. My thoughts are not
available to you, toots.
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45. They never, ever were.
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46. - So don't go givin' yourself a migraine.
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47. We've got work to do.
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48. - Where are my children?
"Where are my children?"
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49. Oof!
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50. That accent really comes and goes,
doesn't it?
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51. Where are they?
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52. Oh, your magic's no good here.
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53. Didn't you notice?
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54. Basic protection spell, one in each wall?
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55. No? Nothing?
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56. These are runes, Wanda.
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57. In a given space, only the witch
that cast the runes can use her magic.
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58. How do you not know the fundamentals?
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59. - Who are you?
- Who are you?
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60. All those costumes and hairstyles.
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61. I was so patient,
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62. waiting for you to reveal your true self.
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63. I got close with fake Pietro.
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64. Fietro, if you will, but no dice.
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65. - That was you.
- No, it wasn't literally me.
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66. Just my eyes and ears.
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67. A crystalline possession.
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68. Necromancy was a non-starter
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69. since your real brother's body
is on another continent.
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70. Not to mention, full of holes.
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71. But you're so crippled
by your own self-doubt
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72. that you believed it.
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73. Oh, Wanda,
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74. oh, when I sensed this place,
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75. the afterglow of so many spells
cast all at once...
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76. Oh, I couldn't make heads or tails of it.
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77. Mind control.
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78. A classic.
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79. Quick incantation and a feeble psyche
and you're good to go.
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80. With thousands of people
under your thumb,
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81. all interacting with each other
according to complex storylines.
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82. Well, that's something special, baby.
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83. And of course, there's transmutation.
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84. Years of study to achieve
even the smallest convincing illusion.
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85. But Westview through your lens, Wanda...
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86. Every little detail in place
down to the crown molding.
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87. You're even running illusions
miles away at the edge of town.
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88. Magic on autopilot.
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89. What's your secret, sister?
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90. Listen, I need you... Hey, Wanda,
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91. I need you to tell me how you did this.
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92. I didn't do anything. I'm not...
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93. - I tried to be gentle,
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94. to nudge you awake
from this ridiculous fantasy,
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95. but you would rather fall apart
than face your truth.
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96. You left me no choice.
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97. What was it you said
to your not-brother? Hmm?
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98. All you could recall was the feeling.
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99. You felt empty. Alone.
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100. Endless nothingness.
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101. Let's start there.
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102. It's been fun playing pretend
for a while, hasn't it, Wanda?
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103. But it's time to look at some real reruns.
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104. All right, let's go.
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105. No.
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106. Oh, I'm sorry.
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107. Did you forget who's got your children
stashed away in her bewitched basement?
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108. Mom! Mom! Help, please, Mom!
Mom, help us!
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109. That's right.
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110. After you, superstar.
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111. Oh.
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112. Charming. Love the Cold War aesthetic.
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113. Why are we here?
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114. Mama...
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115. Irina?
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116. Papa...
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117. Oleg...
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118. Hey.
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119. In English, Papa!
Pietro...
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120. Oh, he's loud, isn't he?
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121. You said the only rule of TV night
is we try to practice our English.
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122. Yeah. Yes, he is right.
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123. We were just making rid
of last little bit of Sokovian.
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124. Where is your sister?
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125. Wanda?
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126. I mean, we're right here.
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127. Wanda?
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128. That's your cue, lady. You're on.
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129. Hey.
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130. Now we can begin. Wanda, you pick.
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131. My pick isn't here.
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132. I have forgot.
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133. I put it in the special place
for extra safekeeping.
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134. - Don't look.
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135. Good job.
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136. Hold this.
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137. This is your pick, yes?
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138. Season 2, Episode 21.
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139. Dick Van Dyke again?
Always "sitcom, sitcom, sitcom..."
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140. The Walnut episode!
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141. Yes, Rob and Laura
have for the most fun shenanigans.
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142. What is "shenanigan" again?
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143. Shenanigan is like problem,
but more silly than scary,
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144. but can sometimes be a little scary.
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145. Yeah, like mischief.
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146. But a silly mischief
that always becomes fine.
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147. Okay, Papa start it for us.
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148. The Dick Van Dyke Show,
starring Dick Van Dyke.
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149. Hmm.
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150. And Mary Tyler Moore.
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151. - Wanda!
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152. Oh, I heard a scream.
Oh, I must've screamed.
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153. Oh, what a night nightmare.
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154. I dreamed that I was a Twiloite.
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155. And then I lost my sense of humor
and my thumbs... Oh.
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156. At the end of the episode,
you realize it was all a bad dream.
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157. None of it was real.
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158. - Did you stop that bomb?
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159. What?
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160. You used a probability hex.
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161. No, I...
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162. It just never went off. It was...
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163. It was defective. We didn't know that.
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164. - We were... We were trapped.
- For how long?
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165. Two days.
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166. Huh.
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167. So much trauma...
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168. and yet you were safe as kittens
the whole time.
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169. So, what I see here is a baby witch,
obsessed with sitcoms
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170. and years of therapy ahead of her.
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171. Doesn't explain your recent hijinks.
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172. Where'd you get the big guns, Wanda?
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173. I don't wanna go back there.
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174. I know you don't,
but it's good medicine, angel.
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175. The only way forward is back.
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176. Ah, Wanda. The rebellious years.
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177. Quick question,
your reaction to the bombing
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178. of your civilian apartment building
and the murder of your parents
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179. was to join
an anti-freedom terrorist organization.
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180. We wanted to change the world.
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181. Don't be scared.
You already lived it once.
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182. For our notes, Miss Maximoff,
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183. can you please state your name
and confirm your status?
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184. Wanda Maximoff. Volunteer.
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185. Begin experimentation.
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186. Doctor, with respect, not one
subject has survived direct...
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187. Touch the sample.
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188. So I... I just...
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189. She's still alive.
Get her to isolation now.
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190. Baby, Baby and doll...
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191. Why do I gotta...
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192. Because I'm putting
my baby to sleep, that's why.
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193. Play it again.
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194. Again.
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195. - It makes no sense.
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196. What happened in there?
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197. (ON TV) You stop that.
You'll hurt her feelings.
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198. She hasn't got any feelings.
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199. She's full o' sawdust
or rags or somethin'.
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200. A guy can't even
practice his kazoo anymore!
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201. So, little orphan Wanda
got up close and personal
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202. with an Infinity Stone that amplified
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203. what, otherwise,
would've died on the vine.
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204. The broken pieces of you
are adding up, buttercup.
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205. I have a theory, but I need more.
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206. Oh.
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207. Wait!
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208. Oh, Wanda. Movin' on up.
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209. So, where are we now?
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210. The Avengers compound.
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211. It was the first home
Vision and I ever shared.
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212. Pietro was dead
and I was in a new country.
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213. I was all alone.
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214. Vision?
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215. I apologize. I don't mean to intrude.
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216. You don't?
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217. Well, I suppose, yes,
I did intend to come in here.
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218. And now?
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219. And... Well, whatever is your preference.
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220. Is it funny because of the grievous injury
the man just suffered?
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221. No, he's not really injured.
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222. Ah.
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223. - How can you be certain?
- It's not that kind of show.
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224. Wanda, I don't presume to know
what you're feeling,
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225. but I would like to know.
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226. Should you wish to tell me.
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227. Should that be of some comfort to you.
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228. What makes you think that talking
about it would bring me comfort?
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229. Oh, see, I read that the...
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230. The only thing that would bring me comfort
is seeing him again.
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231. Sorry.
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232. I'm...
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233. I'm so tired.
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234. It's...
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235. It's just like this wave
washing over me, again and again.
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236. It knocks me down,
and when I try to stand up,
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237. it just comes for me again.
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238. And I...
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239. It's just gonna drown me.
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240. - No. No, it won't.
- Yeah.
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241. How do you know?
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242. Well, because it can't all be sorrow,
can it?
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243. I've always been alone,
so I don't feel the lack.
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244. It's all I've ever known.
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245. I've never experienced loss
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246. because I have never had
a loved one to lose.
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247. But what is grief,
if not love persevering?
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248. - Sorry. Pardon.
No, it was funny.
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249. - Yes, it was very funny, wasn't it?
- Mm.
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250. So, to recap.
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251. Parents dead, brother dead,
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252. - Vision dead.
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253. What happened when he wasn't there
to pull you back from the darkness, Wanda?
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254. - I can't do this anymore.
- Come on, Wanda!
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255. You're on the precipice.
You are right there!
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256. Tell me how you did it.
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257. Vision was gone.
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258. But you wanted him back.
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259. I wanted him back.
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260. I wanted him back.
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261. I know you have him.
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262. - I'm sorry, but like I said...
- Please...
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263. Please.
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264. When I came back, he was gone.
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265. His body.
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266. And I know he's here.
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267. He deserves a funeral, at least.
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268. - I deserve it.
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269. Yes, sir.
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270. Yeah, she's still here.
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271. Are you sure?
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272. Of course.
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273. Through the doors. Down the hall.
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274. Two lefts and a right.
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275. One moment. I have to buzz you in.
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276. I got it! Thanks.
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277. Wanda Maximoff?
It's an honor to meet you.
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278. - Truly.
- Who are you?
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279. Director Tyler Hayward.
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280. I understand
you're here to see the Vision,
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281. to recover the body, that is,
is that right?
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282. - Well, I'm his next of kin.
- I understand.
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283. I'd like to show you something.
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284. And then you'll give him to me?
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285. Please, just come with me.
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286. What is this?
Why are you showing me this?
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287. Because you asked to see it.
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288. Stop... Stop...
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289. Stop it!
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290. What...
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291. What are you doing to him?
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292. We're dismantling the most sophisticated,
sentient weapon ever made.
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293. But Vision's not a weapon.
You can't do this.
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294. In fact, it is our legal
and ethical obligation.
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295. I just wanna bury him.
That's all I want.
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296. - Are you sure?
- Excuse me?
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297. Not everyone has the kind of power
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298. that could bring their soulmate
back online.
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299. Forgive me. Back to life.
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300. No, I can't do that. It's...
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301. That's not why I'm here.
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302. Okay.
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303. But I cannot allow you to take
three-billion dollars' worth of vibranium
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304. just to put it in the ground.
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305. So, the best I can do is,
let you say goodbye to him here.
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306. He's all that I have.
Well, that's just it, Wanda.
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307. He isn't yours.
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308. Fall back.
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309. It's fine. Let her see for herself.
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310. I can't feel you.
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311. I can't feel you.
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312. Wanda.
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313. Welcome home.
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314. Should we stay in tonight?
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315. Bravo!
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316. Mom! Mom! Mom, help us!
Mom! Help!
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317. Please! Please help us! Mom!
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318. Mom! Please!
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319. Mom! Mom!
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320. - I know what you are.
- Mom!
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321. - It's okay, baby. It's okay.
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322. You have no idea how dangerous you are.
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323. You're supposed to be a myth.
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324. A being capable of spontaneous creation,
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325. and here you are,
using it to make breakfast for dinner.
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326. - Let go of my children.
- Oh, yes, your children.
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327. And Vision,
and this whole little life you've made,
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328. this is Chaos Magic, Wanda.
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329. And that makes you the Scarlet Witch.
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330. Sir, the team is ready for launch.
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331. It's about time.
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332. We took this thing apart
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333. and put it back together again
a million times.
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334. Tried every type of power supply
under the sun,
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335. when all we needed was a little energy
directly from the source.
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336. Ready, sir.
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