1. Previously on WandaVision...
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2. You made no effort
to conceal your abilities.
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3. - Well, I'm tired of hiding, Vis.
- What aren't you telling me?
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4. You have to stop her.
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5. Just make her stop!
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6. You can't control me the way you do them.
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7. Can't I?
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8. She has the world's
only vibranium synthezoid
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9. playing Father-Knows-Best-In-Suburbia.
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10. What happens when he learns the truth?
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11. You've taken an entire town hostage.
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12. Well, I'm not the one
with the guns, Director.
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13. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
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14. I had a brother.
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15. His name was Pietro.
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16. He was killed by Ultron.
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17. Long lost bro get to squeeze
his stinkin' sister to death or what?
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18. She recast Pietro?
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19. Wanda Wanda Vision
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20. Don't try to fight the chaos
Don't question what you've done
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21. The game can try to play us
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22. Don't let it stop the fun
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23. Some days it's all confusion
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24. Easy come and easy go
But if it's all illusion
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25. Sit back, enjoy the show
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26. Let's keep it going
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27. Let's keep it going
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28. Through each distorted day
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29. Let's keep it going
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30. Though there may be no way of knowing
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31. Who's coming by to play
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32. Halloween's a magical holiday.
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33. All about family, friends, and the thrill
of getting to be someone else for a day.
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34. Wrong! Halloween's about candy.
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35. And scaring people, but mostly candy.
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36. Where's your costume, Tommy?
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37. This is my costume. I'm the cool twin.
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38. - What does that make me?
- Hmm...
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39. Whoa!
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40. A dorksaurus rex.
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41. Not a real dinosaur.
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42. Man
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43. He even snores cool.
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44. - I'm gonna go wake him up.
- Don't!
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45. You scared?
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46. He's our uncle. Why would I be scared?
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47. 'Cause it's four o'clock in the afternoon.
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48. You're secretly afraid he's a vampire.
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49. - No, I'm not.
- Yes, you are.
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50. No, I'm not.
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51. Blood is thicker than water! I show you!
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52. Oh! Somebody better be
bleeding, broken, or on fire.
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53. Whoa, Mom. Are you old Red Riding Hood?
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54. I'm a Sokovian fortune teller.
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55. Wow. That is so...
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56. - Rad.
- ... lame.
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57. "Lame."
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58. Worse than the costumes mom
made us the year we got typhus.
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59. That's not
exactly how I remember it.
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60. You probably
suppressed a lot of the trauma.
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61. Mom has been weird
since Uncle Pietro got here.
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62. I think it's because
she hasn't seen him in a long time.
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63. And he's what you call, "a man child."
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64. Whoa! Sweet costume bro-ham-in-law.
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65. Let me guess. Uh, traffic light.
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66. Half-shucked corn.
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67. A booger!
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68. - Yes.
- Yes!
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69. Well, thank you for humoring me
and wearing this ridiculous get-up, honey.
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70. Well, there were no other
clothes in my closet, so...
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71. You are incorrigible, darling.
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72. I know you have a secret
thing for Mexican wrestlers.
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73. Mi gusta mucho.
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74. Chili con carne.
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75. Ooh!
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76. What do you say, boys?
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77. Who's ready for that first hit
of high fructose corn syrup?
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78. - Yes! Headlock!
- Get out of here, get out of here.
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79. Never told me much about your brother.
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80. I had no idea he'd be so...
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81. Go!
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82. Great with kids.
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83. Yeah. He's just full of surprises.
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84. Well, you have fun tonight, darling.
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85. What? What do you mean?
You're all dressed and ready to go.
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86. I'm undercover.
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87. Halloween is a bacchanal
for adolescent trouble-makers
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88. and the neighborhood watch
is the only thing that stands
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89. between the trees and the toilet paper.
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90. - No, that's not what you're supposed to...
- What?
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91. Well...
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92. You didn't tell me you had plans.
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93. Well, I am telling you now.
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94. Mom and Dad have been,
not fighting, just, like, different.
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95. It's their first Halloween.
You have to be there.
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96. Whoa, whoa, whoa. What's the big dealio?
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97. Big guy has a conflict,
twins need a father figure for the night.
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98. Don't sweat it, sis.
I got the old XY chromosome.
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99. Uncle P to the rescue, huh?
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100. There you go. Problem solved.
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101. You have a spooky time tonight, kids.
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102. - Goodnight, Dad!
- Bye, Dad.
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103. Wanda?
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104. Be good.
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105. I smell crime.
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106. Don't do that!
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107. Where do you keep your water balloons?
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108. What? We don't have water balloons.
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109. Where are we gonna
put all this shaving cream?
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110. - It was Billy's idea.
- I'm Tommy.
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111. And don't you forget it!
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112. You don't even have a costume.
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113. Okay, but... Just remember
that this is a respectable family.
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114. If I see any funny business,
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115. I am going to magic
you into a pickled herring.
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116. I wanna see a full work-up
inside the hour.
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117. - Yes, sir.
- Hayward.
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118. Hayward!
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119. You cut us off at the knees,
sending in that missile.
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120. Now we know who we're dealing with.
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121. Hey, there he is.
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122. The guy who almost
got murdered by his own murder squad.
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123. You work for me?
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124. - I actually don't know.
- She's with me.
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125. I see. And which one
of you is the sassy best friend?
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126. There is no time for you
to diminish your colleagues
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127. when you're about
to start a war you can't win.
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128. Maximoff was never
gonna negotiate with us.
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129. We take her out,
this whole nightmare ends.
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130. We don't know that.
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131. We actually have no idea
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132. what will happen in there
or out here if Wanda dies.
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133. So, what? We just surrender to that?
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134. Not happening.
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135. We can't outgun her.
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136. And clearly antagonizing her
is only making things worse.
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137. If Wanda is the problem,
she has to be our solution.
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138. Captain Rambeau, you have become
an impediment to this mission.
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139. Constantly advocating
on behalf of super-powered individuals.
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140. Yes, I know
your history with Carol Danvers.
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141. You know, you people who left,
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142. still have the luxury of optimism.
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143. You have no idea what it was like.
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144. What it took to keep the lights on.
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145. Don't use the last five years
as an excuse to be a coward.
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146. Maybe it's a good thing
you weren't here when your mother died.
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147. Because clearly
you don't have the stomach for this job.
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148. Get her off my base. Now. All of 'em.
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149. All right. Come on. Let's go.
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150. Hayward is way overstepping
his provisional authority.
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151. He was looking
for a reason to sideline us.
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152. He's up to something.
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153. Let's go. Everybody in!
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154. Why didn't anyone tell me the plan?
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155. - You okay?
- Yeah. Let's move.
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156. This is it. Game time.
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157. It's not a competition, Tommy.
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158. - It is if you're a winner.
- Tommy.
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159. Unleash hell, demon spawn.
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160. Do you remember when we were
at the orphanage after mom and dad died?
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161. What was the name of that kid
who was always trying to steal your boots?
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162. You know, he was the one...
He had the... He had the skin thing.
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163. You're testing me.
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164. No, I'm not.
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165. Hey, it's cool. I know I look different.
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166. Why do you... look different?
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167. You tell me.
I mean, if I found Shangri-La,
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168. I wouldn't wanna be
reminded of the past either.
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169. Next house, Mom.
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170. Junior entrepreneur, over here.
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171. How about you let Uncle P help you
maximize your candy acquisition, huh?
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172. Yeah. Kick-ass!
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173. "I feel the need..."
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174. "For speed."
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175. Kick-ass.
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176. - Oh, hey, Herb.
- Oh, hey!
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177. How's patrol going?
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178. Eh, quiet, so far. Hold up, will you?
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179. Say again.
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180. All the candy has disappeared?
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181. What? Who took my candy?
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182. And now all
the jack-o'-lanterns have been smashed.
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183. And now everyone's
covered in silly string?
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184. Whoo!
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185. Sorry, Wanda, I gotta bounce.
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186. Well, maybe Vision
can help you out.
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187. Vision? Oh, he's not on duty.
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188. Oh! I... I thought he...
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189. Is there something
I can do for you, Wanda?
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190. Do you want something changed?
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191. No. It's fine. Never mind.
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192. All right. Peace.
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193. Hey! How's it going?
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194. Happy Halloween.
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195. I'm so hungry, I'd eat anything.
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196. Hungry? I remember hungry.
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197. I used to be like that all the time.
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198. What did you do?
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199. Snacked on Yo-Magic, bro.
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200. Now I have time to hang fin.
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201. Can I have some?
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202. Here you go, little dude.
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203. Yo-Magic! The snack for survivors!
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204. This is so lame. I can't believe
you're making them return all the candy.
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205. I can't believe
what a bad influence you are.
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206. Who beefed in your borscht?
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207. I'm just trying to do my part, okay?
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208. Come to town unexpectedly,
create tension with the brother-in-law,
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209. stir up trouble with the rugrats,
and ultimately give you grief.
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210. I mean, that's what you wanted, isn't it?
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211. What happened to your accent?
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212. What happened to yours?
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213. Details are fuzzy, man.
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214. I got shot like a chump
on the street for no reason at all
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215. and the next thing I know,
I heard you calling me.
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216. I knew you needed me.
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217. Uncle P, guess what?
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218. They've got full-size candy bars
a few blocks up. Mom, can we go?
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219. Next stop, Cavity Town.
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220. Right on, little dude.
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221. Chip off the old Maximoff block.
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222. You've got super speed!
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223. - I do?
- Yeah!
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224. It's okay, baby.
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225. You can take it slow, and you can...
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226. If you're gonna break the sound barrier,
please just take your brother with you.
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227. - Really?
- Really?
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228. Really. Yeah.
And please just remember to...
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229. Don't go past Ellis Avenue.
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230. We know, Mom. We know.
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231. Hey! Be careful.
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232. I'm just trying
to do my part, okay?
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233. Come to town unexpectedly,
create tension with the brother-in-law...
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234. Who is that?
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235. Wanda's brother came to town.
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236. He brought the wrong face.
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237. Over here.
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238. - What happened to your accent?
- What happened to yours?
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239. We shouldn't
hang out here too long.
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240. Uh, give me two seconds.
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241. I just need to hack into
the secure network on the base.
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242. Donezo.
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243. Now, should be able to access
the data on Hayward's devices.
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244. Oh. That's interesting.
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245. Guys, Hayward figured out
a way to look through the boundary.
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246. And he didn't share it with the group.
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247. Is this Wanda, right here?
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248. No. The program is tracking
the decay signature of vibranium.
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249. Vision. Wait.
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250. Why is Hayward tracking Vision?
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251. I don't know.
This is all I can access so far.
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252. These other dots,
those are Westview residents?
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253. The ones in Vision's
immediate vicinity, yeah.
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254. Hayward must have
an accurate headcount by now.
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255. And some sense
of their well-being.
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256. Huh... These people,
near the edge of town...
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257. They're barely moving.
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258. Are they alive?
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259. Say, excuse me.
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260. Ma'am?
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261. Are those your children?
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262. Are you waiting for something?
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263. Happy Halloween!
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264. Trick-or-treat?
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265. Agnes?
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266. What are you doing here?
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267. Town Square Scare. Where is it?
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268. - Oh, well, the Town Square.
- I expect.
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269. Took a wrong turn.
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270. Got lost.
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271. In the town you grew up in?
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272. It's all right.
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273. You...
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274. You're one of the Avengers.
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275. You're Vision.
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276. Are you here to help us?
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277. I am Vision. I do want to help.
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278. But what's an Avenger?
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279. What?
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280. Why don't you know?
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281. Am I dead?
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282. No, no. Why would you think that?
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283. Because you are.
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284. 'Cause I'm what?
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285. Dead.
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286. Dead.
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287. Dead!
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288. Dead!
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289. Agnes, it is my intention
to reach those outside of Westview
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290. and make sense of our situation.
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291. How?
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292. No one leaves.
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293. Wanda won't even let us think about it.
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294. All is lost.
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295. Agnes...
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296. Agnes, please calm down.
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297. Agnes! Please...
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298. I will fix this, Agnes. I promise.
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299. Okey-dokey, neighbor.
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300. Happy Halloweenie!
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301. That's it.
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302. My way back into the Hex
will be here in an hour.
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303. Just gotta meet my guy over the ridge.
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304. Let's roll.
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305. You can't do that.
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306. Sure we can.
I'm a whiz at hot-wiring cars.
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307. You can't go back into the Hex.
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308. Worst case scenario,
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309. Wanda removes my free will
and puts me in ultra-low-rise jeans.
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310. Hayward has your blood work.
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311. You've gone through
the boundary twice already, Monica.
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312. The energy inside has re-written
your cells on a molecular level twice.
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313. It's changing you.
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314. Seen enough lab results
to last me a lifetime.
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315. Cells metastasizing, cells in remission.
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316. I know what Wanda's feeling
and I won't stop until I help her.
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317. Okay.
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318. Okay.
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319. But I'm staying here.
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320. - Wait, you can't stay here. It's not safe.
- What? Darcy, what are you talkin' about?
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321. I haven't made it through
Hayward's last firewall.
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322. There's something big here.
Something that can help us. I know it.
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323. Fine. Fine.
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324. I'll drop you the location,
you meet us out there as soon as you can.
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325. Holy shmacaroni.
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326. - Wow!
- Isn't it great?
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327. Damn it, if Westview, New Jersey
isn't charming as hell.
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328. Now, I know that you think
that I've have gone full soccer mom.
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329. - Yeah.
- But it really is nice, right?
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330. Yeah.
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331. I think Mom and Dad would've loved it.
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332. Yeah. I think they would have.
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333. Where were you hiding
these kids up till now?
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334. - What?
- I assume
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335. they were sleeping
peacefully in their beds.
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336. No need to traumatize beyond the
occasional holiday episode cameo, right?
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337. - No...
- You were always the empathetic twin.
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338. - I don't... I didn't...
- Don't get me wrong.
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339. You've handled the ethical considerations
of this scenario as best you could.
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340. Families and couples stay together,
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341. most personalities aren't far off from
what's underneath, people got better jobs,
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342. better haircuts, for sure.
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343. - You don't think it's wrong?
- What, are you kidding?
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344. I'm impressed! Seriously.
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345. It's a big leap
from giving people nightmares
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346. and shooting red wiggly-woos
out of your hands.
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347. How'd you even do all this?
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348. Hey, I'm not some stranger
and I'm not your husband.
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349. You can talk to me.
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350. I don't know how I did it.
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351. I...
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352. I only remember
feeling completely alone.
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353. Empty. I just...
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354. Endless nothingness.
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355. Are you okay?
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356. I'm fine.
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357. Hayward, you sneaky bastard.
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358. Move out.
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359. Vision. What's he doing?
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360. He really does want out, doesn't he?
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361. Oh, no.
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362. Why aren't you helping him?
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363. - Stop! He's coming apart!
- Hey!
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364. He really does want out
doesn't he?
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365. - Whoa, Billy!
- Shh!
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366. Are you okay?
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367. Mom!
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368. Mom! Mom! Mom! Mom!
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369. What? What is it, Billy?
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370. I hear Dad in my head.
He's in trouble.
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371. Let me go! What are you doing?
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372. Help him! Let me go!
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373. Help!
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374. The people need help.
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375. I don't understand.
What's happening to me?
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376. Where is he? Where's your dad?
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377. Hey, don't sweat it, sis. It's not like
your dead husband can die twice.
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378. Billy, I need you to focus.
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379. I can't tell. I see these...
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380. soldiers.
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381. They think he's dying.
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382. Jimmy. Jimmy, do you see that?
Something's happening!
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383. It's moving! Go, go!
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384. Go, go, go! Move, move, move!
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385. Are you serious right now?
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386. Hey! Stop!
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387. Oh, fudge.
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388. Push it! Faster!
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389. Come in. Anyone read me?
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390. Anyone hear my voice?
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391. Does anyone read me?
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392. Anyone read me? Over.
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