Walker, Texas Ranger 6x25

1. I can't believe it.

2. Why does this always happen when it's your turn to drive?

3. I don't know, Ron. Just lucky, I guess.

4. Hey, get on the horn. See if we have cavalry in the area.

5. Walker, Kim's wedding is getting really expensive.

6. You know what they're getting for roses these days?

7. No idea.

8. Alex said you wouldn't know.

9. What do you mean by that?

10. Hey, partner, if you don't know, I can't tell you.

11. But that's not what I'm talking about.

12. I gotta buy 100 dozen roses for the wedding.

13. You know, they don't even give you a little break.

14. 100 dozen roses?

15. What are you going to do with 100 dozen roses?

16. I don't know. Ask Mimms.

17. He's the wedding coordinator.

18. All units in the vicinity of third and main.

19. This is Trivette. We're near there. Go ahead.

20. suspects fleeing north on third in a late model impala.

21. Shots fired. Detectives Rivers and Parnell in high-speed pursuit.

22. Go ahead and patch us through.

23. it's Detective Parnell.

24. Hey, Ron, this is Ranger Trivette.

25. What's your 20?

26. Third and Elm just went by way too fast.

27. Tell him to cut down Cherry.

28. Ron, Walker says cut down cherry for an intercept.

29. Too much gun power for us to get that close.

30. Wait. Walker, it's Kim.

31. You want him on cherry?

32. You got him on cherry.

33. freeze!

34. Drop it.

35. You're dead meat.

36. Thanks for the backup, Walker.

37. Any time.

38. Great work, guys.

39. We just took a major bite

40. out of the biggest carjacking ring in Texas.

41. Good work, Kim.

42. We still don't have our main man.

43. We'll get him.

44. Kim, I owe you.

45. Good. You can do the paperwork.

46. You know, I'll tell you what.

47. The hotter things get,

48. the cooler you become.

49. I just hope I can be that cool next Saturday at my wedding.

50. A high-speed chase is nothing

51. compared to a long, slow walk down the aisle.

52. Oh, you're going to make a beautiful bride.

53. I hope so, Walker.

54. I guess I'm just a little old-fashioned,

55. but I always think about a wedding in a church.

56. Yeah, but wait till you see it, C.D.

57. The gardens at the holland estate

58. are the most beautiful places on earth.

59. Pretty fancy for a girl who grew up in the country

60. outside Amarillo, huh?

61. You deserve the best, Kim.

62. Thanks, C.D. I was all for eloping,

63. but Phil's dad wanted to have a big, fancy wedding.

64. Well, what's a few thousand here, a few thousand there

65. to a billionaire, huh?

66. Hey!

67. Way back when my mom and dad got married,

68. they couldn't afford a big wedding.

69. Dad wants to do this for her memory.

70. Couldn't afford a big wedding.

71. And now he owns half of the drilling rigs in west Texas.

72. Not back then.

73. All they had was a battered old pickup,

74. a big dream, and a lot of love.

75. What else do you need?

76. Aren't they sweet?

77. They make a nice couple.

78. Mmm.

79. I hope I don't start crying at the wedding.

80. It's awful to have the maid of honor

81. with mascara streaking down her face.

82. That's something I could never figure out.

83. Why do people cry at weddings?

84. The joy, the promise, the commitment.

85. You've never cried at a wedding?

86. No, not that I can recall.

87. I've sweated a little bit, though.

88. Just the very subject does that to you.

89. Phil, Kim, hey. You ready?

90. Just about.

91. Good, 'cause Mimms is going to be here any second.

92. What are you so damn nervous about?

93. Listen, this fella's gonna love this chili.

94. You haven't met the guy.

95. Cory Mimms is the most sought-after

96. wedding coordinator in Texas.

97. There's a 6-month waiting list for his services.

98. I told you I could have done this by myself.

99. You don't like working with Cory?

100. Let's just say the man's intense.

101. Ok. Just—

102. oh, the lovely briDean d the dashing groom out slumming.

103. Watch out. Paparazzi. Paparazzi. Paparazzi.

104. James, james, James. What on earth are you doing

105. in a place like this?

106. I like it here. I spend a lot of time here.

107. Of course. It's that crude side of your nature

108. I find just fascinating.

109. All right, now what was so important

110. that you had to lure me into this tacky dive?

111. You just watch your mouth.

112. Cory, I've been looking at the menu for the reception,

113. and I think it needs a little bit of work.

114. A little bit of work?

115. First of all, everything's in French.

116. Your point being...

117. And the point is we don't like mushrooms rooted out by a hog

118. or a worm that leaves a silver trail across the sidewalk.

119. Just taste the chili so we can get on with the business.

120. Taste the chili.

121. A flash of anger. How exciting.

122. All right, all right. I see there's only one way

123. to put an end to this madness.

124. Mmm!

125. some water, please.

126. mmm! Mmm! Mmm!

127. I've tasted better sterno.

128. You better shut your mouth!

129. Hold on. Look, all I want to do

130. is give the guests an option.

131. Is this what you want?

132. C.D. Does make the best chili in Texas.

133. All right! All right!

134. Jimmy, where in the hell did you get that guy?

135. I'm bringing in some shooters from Chicago.

136. You're a good man, drell.

137. Are you bringing in carla?

138. Just like you asked.

139. Let's let carla kill the bride.

140. You got money in the account?

141. The transfer just came in from zurich.

142. I thought you might get a kick out of this.

143. Assistant district attorney Phil holland and officer Kim Rivers.

144. Aren't they lovely?

145. Maybe they'll use the same pictures

146. for their obituaries when we're through with them.

147. Drell, I don't care what it takes.

148. I expect their wedding to be the most unforgettable

149. social event of this season.

150. No one gets out alive.

151. welcome to Dallas.

152. You should have sent a limo.

153. Nice to see you again, too, carla.

154. Come on in, boys.

155. You'll find the bar well-stocked, but keep your heads.

156. We got plenty of work to do.

157. No, sir, we do not know who runs the operation.

158. Walker hopes the raid on the chop shop

159. will provide the answer.

160. Thank you, judge Smith.

161. Phil holland is on his way over to pick up the warrant.

162. This one's gonna go down hard, isn't it?

163. Probably. You better get going. Walker's waiting.

164. Here's the warrant.

165. Thanks, Phil. Let's go.

166. You be careful out there.

167. No sweat. It's a piece of cake.

168. I'll see you later.

169. Everybody, freeze! Hit the ground!

170. stay down on the ground. Hands behind your head.

171. What part of "freeze" don't they understand?

172. No one said that car thieves were smart.

173. Let's hook them up.

174. Great. What?

175. Getting so I hate to answer my own phone.

176. Hello. Trivette.

177. James?

178. Hi, Cory.

179. If you're not here in 30 minutes,

180. then we're going to call off the wedding.

181. Call off the wedding?

182. I need you here, james, now.

183. Cory, where's here?

184. Holland estates, south lawn.

185. I can't believe you did this to me!

186. Whoa! Did what?

187. Well, if you don't know,

188. then we're in a lot deeper trouble than I thought.

189. I hope you're already on your way.

190. Cory, you know I'd like to help you out.

191. We just got finished with this big bust,

192. and I'm going to be tied up with paperwork for hours.

193. That's all right, Trivette. I'll take care of the paperwork.

194. I heard that.

195. James, please.

196. I've never had a wedding crash before,

197. and I'm not about to start now.

198. Thank you.

199. Since you're in charge of making sure

200. that everything goes well with the wedding,

201. I just thought I'd help you out.

202. Well, I guess I'd just better get over there,

203. see what's so important.

204. I think you should. Thank you.

205. You're welcome.

206. Cory, what the devil is bothering you?

207. All right, all right. Now just tell me once again

208. where you unilaterally decided to place the bandstand.

209. Over there!

210. Now, then, close your eyes.

211. Imagine the event.

212. Oh!

213. And what do you see?

214. Gee, you know, I still see the bandstand

215. right over there.

216. I see the people dancing right there.

217. Oh, but the sun is setting dramatically

218. in the west.

219. It's moving. Tears are coming to my eyes, Cory.

220. Exactly as I thought.

221. Exactly as what?

222. The music, as you have positioned it,

223. is blowing the young lovers into the darkness,

224. toward the clouds and confusion.

225. Excuse me?

226. Haven't you been listening?

227. Feng shui. Feng shui. Feng shui. Feng shui.

228. Relationship without consequence.

229. Blending harmonal proximity

230. with blissful unity.

231. It's what we're all about here, James.

232. So, unless you want to condemn this beautiful young couple

233. to a sad, bitter life, then please, get with the program!

234. Ok, Cory, what you're telling me is

235. if I move the bandstand over there,

236. I move the dance floor over there,

237. the woods can stay where they're at?

238. Right? And the sun still sets in the west?

239. Then the wedding can go on.

240. Please.

241. Done deal.

242. Yes! I knew you'd come along.

243. Isn't it exciting?

244. It's great.

245. Mr. Mimms, agent Trivette, how's it going?

246. Splendid, Mr. Holland, just splendid.

247. Splendid.

248. good.

249. Kim, what is the matter? You should be happy.

250. The raid on the chop shop went great.

251. Still, we haven't been able to figure out who's running the operation.

252. Besides, it's not that, it's Phil.

253. What about Phil?

254. Last night on the way home,

255. he asked me to consider quitting the department.

256. Youquit the police department?

257. He feels it's too dangerous.

258. As the future mother of his children,

259. he feels I should reconsider my options.

260. Well, what did you tell him?

261. I told him no.

262. I was a cop when he fell in love with me,

263. and I was a cop when he asked me to marry him.

264. Yeah, it's dangerous,

265. but why should that get in the way of our marriage?

266. Well, ideally, it shouldn't,

267. but I'm sure sometimes it does.

268. Is that why you and Walker have never tied the knot?

269. That's a hard question to answer.

270. This is ground zero.

271. The dancing will most likely take place on the tennis courts,

272. so we set up right here.

273. How many people?

274. Ah, at least 200,

275. including more than a few Texas Rangers.

276. Tsk. Terrific.

277. So once it's over, how are we gonna get out?

278. The explosions and smoke grenades

279. should give us time to get in, mop up, get out.

280. Once they get a handle on the screaming and the dying,

281. we should be long gone?

282. That's the plan.

283. Here are the primary targets.

284. The groom, Phil holland.

285. His beautiful bride, Kim Rivers.

286. Carla, Mr. Storm thought you might like to have her for yourself.

287. her partner Ron Parnell.

288. And the assistant district attorney Alex Cahill.

289. Get to know these faces.

290. Nobody comes out alive.

291. Hey.

292. Hmm?

293. Get anything on the guy that ran the chop shop?

294. Yeah. Got a statement.

295. What'd we get?

296. A warehouse.

297. No, not a warehouse.

298. I hate warehouses.

299. What's in it?

300. Stolen cars for the last month.

301. Waiting to be driven across the border.

302. That should cut pretty deep.

303. Get the top dog?

304. Nah. He didn't know who he was.

305. Are you sure?

306. Trivette, I made him confess

307. to stealing candy in the third grade.

308. Yeah, I'm sure.

309. I'm gonna call Alex, get the warrants.

310. sorry, uh, Kim, we're ready to roll.

311. All right. Give me 2 seconds.

312. don't worry.

313. I'll be there.

314. All right. I'll hold you to that.

315. Texas Rangers! Get out of the car!

316. Freeze!

317. Uhh!

318. Uhh!

319. Aah!

320. Kim, you're bleeding.

321. Oh, it's no big deal.

322. It's a long way from the heart.

323. Let me see this.

324. Oh.

325. Here. Hold this.

326. All right.

327. Get her to the hospital.

328. Ok.

329. I'm fine. I'm not going anywhere.

330. Come on. We've got to tear this place apart,

331. find out something that will lead us to the head guy.

332. You're not gonna tear anything apart.

333. But, Walker—

334. do I have to carry you?

335. You are the only man I know who could pull that off.

336. Then why are you still standing here?

337. All right, I'm gone, all right? I'm gone.

338. Oh, no, Kim.

339. It's not a problem.

340. My wedding gown has long sleeves.

341. That's not what I meant.

342. Hey, listen, guys, I'll catch you later, all right?

343. Ron.

344. Thanks.

345. You betcha.

346. I'm so sorry.

347. Does it hurt bad?

348. It's just a scratch.

349. Kim, for us,

350. for the family we want to have,

351. back away from this.

352. I make a good living with the D.A.'s office.

353. My trust fund could finance a third-world country.

354. You don't need to do this anymore.

355. I want to marry you, not bury you.

356. Phil, I'm not quitting,

357. so if you really want to marry me,

358. then you're gonna have to accept me

359. for who I am and what I am.

360. I just don't know

361. if I can handle a life waiting for a phone call

362. saying you're not coming home because you're dead.

363. Well, then, maybe we shouldn't get married.

364. Why aren't you at home?

365. It's just a scratch, Walker.

366. So, did we get the hit at the warehouse?

367. Yeah. The leaders are 2 brothers from Addison.

368. They run a junkyard down there.

369. They take the serial numbers off the junkers

370. and transfer them to the forged pink slips?

371. Yep. Sneak them over the border and disappear.

372. That's great. So let's take 'em down.

373. Not yet.

374. We're setting up a wiretap to make sure.

375. Something on your mind?

376. Huh?

377. Uh, no. No. Nothing. Why?

378. Well, your face says differently.

379. I am about this far from calling off the wedding.

380. Phil wants you to quit the department.

381. How did you know?

382. Well, I've seen it before.

383. Walker, my mama left me and my daddy when I was 6.

384. My daddy died a year after that.

385. I'm proud of what I've done.

386. I started out as dirt, Walker,

387. and I have made something for myself,

388. and I'm not gonna give that up, not for anybody.

389. Well, Phil's a good guy,

390. and he loves you a lot.

391. You know, he's just concerned about your safety.

392. Look, he'll come around.

393. I know.

394. At least I hope so.

395. So, tell me,

396. for someone who seems to know how stressful it is

397. to be married to the law,

398. is that why you've never asked Alex to marry you?

399. Well...

400. That's a hard question to answer.

401. How's it going with your release?

402. You gonna be out in time for the wedding?

403. Yeah. The night before.

404. What about the rocket launcher?

405. It's on its way in from Georgia.

406. That's good.

407. That's very good.

408. That ought to get their attention.

409. Dean and Tony Lake.

410. Junk biz must pay well,

411. especially when you don't have to buy the cars.

412. They look a little nervous.

413. Rats always know when to leave the sinking ship.

414. Wiretap's in.

415. Let's hope they're rattled enough to get stupid.

416. We gotta go now, Walker.

417. Where?

418. To the wedding rehearsal.

419. I hear there's a good chance we'll warp the feng shui—

420. or fung shwee or whatever it is—

421. if this thing doesn't come off like clockwork.

422. Well, I'm not even gonna ask what feng shui is.

423. James, I've done hundreds of weddings,

424. and it's always the same:

425. the pins, the needles, the sweat, the fear,

426. and then the crescendo of joy as it all comes together!

427. Uh-huh.

428. This will be my greatest triumph!

429. I can feel it in my loins.

430. Cory, that's a little more information than I wanted to hear.

431. all right, now the lovely bride

432. is escorted by Ranger Walker down the aisle.

433. Not too fast. Not too fast.

434. Oh, yes! That's lovely. Lovely!

435. I'm really sorry about yesterday

436. at the hospital.

437. So am I.

438. They're gonna be just fine.

439. Romance is in the air.

440. You know, it's kinda catchy, cordell.

441. C.D.: I really do love it.

442. We are gathered here in the sight of God

443. and in the presence of this company

444. to join Phil and Kim

445. in holy matrimony.

446. James, please, surely this can wait!

447. No, it can't. I'm sorry, folks. Sorry to interrupt.

448. We've got something going on.

449. You were right about the lake brothers being jumpy.

450. Wiretap picked up Tony transferring his accounts to an offshore bank.

451. It's not illegal to transfer funds.

452. He also admitted to killing benny rupert.

453. He told his accountant the same thing would happen to him

454. if he didn't close his accounts in one hour.

455. Then he bought 2 one-way tickets to Brazil.

456. Flight leaves in 3 hours.

457. Surveillance has them shreddin' and packin' as fast as they can.

458. Well, then you have all the probable cause you need.

459. We've got to leave right now, or we're gonna lose them.

460. Let's go.

461. I am so sorry. I'm so sorry.

462. I know. It's your job.

463. you ever get used to this?

464. Yes. You don't like it, but you do get used to it.

465. Come on. Let's go to the office

466. and start working on those indictments.

467. This bunch is wrapped up.

468. They don't look so tough now.

469. They never do.

470. Has anyone seen Ron?

471. I haven't.

472. eh...

473. Oh, no. Oh, my god. Ron!

474. call an ambulance!

475. Oh, Ron.

476. Oh, Ron.

477. I see.

478. Well, call me the second you know anything else, ok?

479. It's all over at the junkyard.

480. And?

481. One officer down.

482. They didn't say who.

483. Oh.

484. Ron was shot.

485. How is he?

486. It was close, but he's gonna be all right.

487. He might even be back in the saddle

488. by the time we return from our honeymoon.

489. That is, if you still want to marry a cop.

490. Kim, I don't care if you join the damn marines.

491. I thought I lost you today,

492. and I'm not gonna let you get away.

493. So now, this is a great day:

494. Ron beats the odds,

495. the lake brothers are behind bars,

496. and we've got a great wedding tomorrow.

497. It doesn't get any better than this, huh?

498. it's great to have you back and all, Mr. Storm,

499. and I know it's bad form to ask questions,

500. but why the hell are we doing this?

501. What are these people to you?

502. They're not people.

503. They're lice.

504. I was runnin' the southern leg

505. of a very sweet hijacking operation for mo shafer—

506. galveston to Chicago—

507. when this one...

508. And her partner...

509. They pull a random icc security check

510. for documents on one of the rigs that we had just grabbed.

511. They arrested my dRivers,

512. and one of 'em give me up.

513. Then this one, this one puts me away for 5 years.

514. I spent a lot of time thinkin' about ms. Cahill.

515. What about the groom, this Phil guy?

516. He was second chair to Cahill at my trial.

517. I think that's when he met Detective Rivers.

518. They fell in love going over her testimony.

519. That's sweet, huh?

520. I brought 'em together.

521. Oh, yeah. You're a real cupid.

522. And tomorrow, I'm gonna take 'em apart.

523. Now, you got your targets, right?

524. I want you to remembeRon e thing, ok?

525. And one thing only:

526. when the fun begins...

527. Alex Cahill...

528. Is mine.

529. This is disastrous.

530. You do realize, of course, that we're much too late

531. to reprint the new programs.

532. Cory, the man didn't ask to get shot.

533. Wait. If Ranger Walker's going to take the poor man's place

534. and become the new best man,

535. who is going to give away the bride?

536. C.D. Parker.

537. Not the chili man?

538. Yes, the chili man.

539. James, whatever you do,

540. don't let him wear a plaid shirt.

541. Well, this has been a long time coming, drell.

542. I appreciate everything you've done for me.

543. I won't forget it.

544. It's been my pleasure, Mr. Storm.

545. I'll see you on the other side.

546. this doesn't make sense.

547. James.

548. James, roses in fRont,

549. orchids in back.

550. Yes, yes, come, come. Come. Hmm.

551. And lose the tacky baby's breath.

552. Move along here. I don't understand it.

553. All right?

554. Fine. No.

555. No, no.

556. No.

557. Yes. Yes.

558. Good. It's good.

559. Hey, Walker.

560. Hey.

561. I want to give you the ring

562. so I don't lose it, ok?

563. No, don't tell me.

564. It was my mother's.

565. This it?

566. Yeah.

567. Yeah, you keep it.

568. Man, you sure are nervous.

569. Uh, yeah. Not only am I nervous,

570. my mouth's dry,

571. and my stomach feels like somebody threw a firecracker

572. into a birdcage. Ha ha ha.

573. Is this how you're supposed to feel, Walker?

574. You're asking the wRong man, Phil.

575. Ohh, ohh. Ohh, yes—

576. what is that awful smell?

577. Well...

578. Where do you want me to set up business?

579. Um...

580. I hear Houston's nice.

581. Smart aleck.

582. Look.

583. thing of beauty. Look at that.

584. Oh! Buzzard breath chili.

585. Oh!

586. you look beautiful.

587. Well, thank you.

588. You look pretty handsome yourself.

589. Thank you.

590. Alex, um...

591. After the wedding,

592. there's something I'd like to ask you.

593. What?

594. I said, after the wedding.

595. See the band?

596. My god, you're right. The band.

597. oh.

598. Oh, the wine & roses band.

599. They'll be 5 minutes late.

600. Ohhh.

601. who gives this woman to be married to this man?

602. I do.

603. Dearly beloved,

604. we are gathered here in the sight of god

605. and in the presence of this company

606. to unite Phil and Kim in holy matrimony.

607. Marriage was ordained by god in eden

608. and confirmed in cana of galilee

609. by the presence of the lord himself

610. and is declared by the inspired apostle Paul

611. to be honorable among all men.

612. Wow, am I glad to see you guys.

613. All right.

614. Let's get set up.

615. Now, what I want— wait a minute.

616. You're not weintraub. You're not Rose.

617. What?

618. Everything's ready.

619. Yeah, we got a go here, too.

620. Hey, guys. Has anybody seen Cory Mimms?

621. Nope, haven't seen him.

622. What instrument do you play?

623. The flute.

624. If anybody sees him,

625. they want him in the catering tent, all right?

626. in its sacredness and its unity,

627. it is like the mystical relation

628. between christ and his church.

629. It is therefore the most significant

630. and binding covenant known

631. to human relations.

632. It is therefore not to be entered into unadvisedly

633. or lightly,

634. but reverently, discreetly...

635. Mimms is missing.

636. That's weird for someone who's always everywhere

637. to suddenly be nowhere.

638. They also have a lady flute player

639. who's got hands look like

640. they been crushing concrete for 20 years.

641. It's starting to feel weird around here.

642. Keep your eyes open.

643. Not be joined together,

644. speak now,

645. or forever hold your peace.

646. Do it.

647. Alex, get back!

648. go, go, go, go, go, go.

649. Aah!

650. Ohh!

651. This is for ruining my wedding!

652. Cory!

653. aah!

654. James!

655. We're talking major disaster here, aren't we?

656. Ohh. Ohh.

657. You were unbelievable.

658. I love you so much.

659. Hey, you two all right?

660. I think so.

661. So, carter, how about if we just elope?

662. I may never work again.

663. You ok, Alex?

664. Yes.

665. What is it that you wanted to ask me?

666. Get down, Alex. Get down.

667. Walker, I...

668. Alex.

669. Alex.

670. Alex.

671. Alex.

672. Alex.

673. Alex.

674. Alex.

675. Oh, my God.