1. Welcome!Copy !req
2. Would the two of you prefer smoking or non-smoking?Copy !req
3. Smoking, please.Copy !req
4. Yes, certainly. Right this way, please!Copy !req
5. Food's ready.Copy !req
6. Okay, let me drop table eight and I'll be back.Copy !req
7. Hey, can I bring out table five's hamburger special?Copy !req
8. Oh, sorry!Copy !req
9. I'll take this and go make sure.Copy !req
10. It's pretty busy today.Copy !req
11. I know! We've been understaffed lately.Copy !req
12. Kyouko-san said that she was looking to hire someone new.Copy !req
13. A new coworker?Copy !req
14. Satou-kun, do you think we should hire a guy or a girl?Copy !req
15. They just need to get the job done.Copy !req
16. Oh? Well, I agree, but I hope we get someone interesting.Copy !req
17. It doesn't matter for now, just keep cooking food.Copy !req
18. Yeah, yeah.Copy !req
19. I need those fries up in 17 seconds!Copy !req
20. Did I catch a cold?Copy !req
21. You mean me?Copy !req
22. Yeah, I'm countin' on ya.Copy !req
23. Can you manage it, Taneshima-san?Copy !req
24. Finding someone to hire...Copy !req
25. Yeah.Copy !req
26. For now, I'll ask some friends from school.Copy !req
27. I guess I'll just look around town after that.Copy !req
28. Inami-chan, want to help out?Copy !req
29. Going and asking your friends would be fine, but...Copy !req
30. l-looking around town might not work for me.Copy !req
31. Oh, right. There are a lot of men around town.Copy !req
32. Yeah.Copy !req
33. I'm sorry.Copy !req
34. It's fine! I'll get it done!Copy !req
35. Sorry for the wait.Copy !req
36. Welcome!Copy !req
37. Do you want a job?Copy !req
38. Are you okay? Where are your parents?Copy !req
39. My parents?Copy !req
40. Yes, your daddy and your mommy.Copy !req
41. Oh yeah!Copy !req
42. Without checking his references, offering a job could lead to something suspicious!Copy !req
43. My father is a civil servant and my mother stays at home!Copy !req
44. That's not wha-Copy !req
45. She's cute!Copy !req
46. In that case, how about we go over to the police station?Copy !req
47. He thinks I'm lost!Copy !req
48. No, you've got it wrong!Copy !req
49. I'm trying to find someone to work at a family restaurant.Copy !req
50. Will you work with us?Copy !req
51. What? How do I answer...Copy !req
52. Playing at a family restaurant? That's a little-Copy !req
53. No!Copy !req
54. What should I do? This isn't going anywhere.Copy !req
55. But I probably won't find anyone else.Copy !req
56. And he seems like a good guy for some reason.Copy !req
57. My... My name is Taneshima Poplar!Copy !req
58. I'm 17, and in high school!Copy !req
59. High school?Copy !req
60. So... Uh... I was looking for someone to take the job.Copy !req
61. This student ID and uniform...Copy !req
62. She's an upperclassman at my school?Copy !req
63. So she's older than me?Copy !req
64. But she's adorable, like she's 12.Copy !req
65. Is that even possible?Copy !req
66. It's possible!Copy !req
67. I'll do it!Copy !req
68. The job.Copy !req
69. R-Really?Copy !req
70. Yes.Copy !req
71. Somewhere in HokkaidoCopy !req
72. Wagnaria Family RestaurantCopy !req
73. I'll be working here starting today.Copy !req
74. Takanashi SoutaCopy !req
75. Takanashi Souta, 16 years old!Copy !req
76. Takanashi is written with the kanji for 'songbird' and 'playful!'Copy !req
77. I'm Taneshima Poplar!Copy !req
78. Taneshima PoplarCopy !req
79. I was named so I could grow big and tall, like a poplar tree!Copy !req
80. A poplar tree?Copy !req
81. Okay, so since I'm older, just ask me if you need any help!Copy !req
82. So cute!Copy !req
83. We don't have ordinary names, but let's try hard not to get them wrong,Copy !req
84. Katanashi-kun!Copy !req
85. She got it wrong!Copy !req
86. I'm the manager, Shirafuji Kyouko.Copy !req
87. Shirafuji KyoukoCopy !req
88. Have Taneshima introduce you to everyone else.Copy !req
89. Leave it to me!Copy !req
90. She seems kind of stiff.Copy !req
91. I don't really care what your name is.Copy !req
92. Well, as far as work goes, I'll leave you to it.Copy !req
93. You mean I should watch and learn on my own?Copy !req
94. Maybe, but I don't work myself, so I have no idea.Copy !req
95. So, I'll show you around!Copy !req
96. In any case, I'll leave him to you, Taneshima.Copy !req
97. Okay!Copy !req
98. What a manager.Copy !req
99. Think so?Copy !req
100. Anyway, you're a life-saver, Katanashi-kun!Copy !req
101. No one was interested in working here, not even my friends...Copy !req
102. and Kyouko-san said I had to find someone.Copy !req
103. Do you want a job?Copy !req
104. That was so cute!Copy !req
105. By the time I found you I'd almost given up.Copy !req
106. Let's work hard together from here on out, Katanashi-kun!Copy !req
107. Uh... Sempai?Copy !req
108. Actually, my name's not Katanashi. It's Takanashi.Copy !req
109. Oh, sorry!Copy !req
110. Ta- ka- taka- Katanashi-kun!Copy !req
111. Kata-Copy !req
112. - ata-Copy !req
113. Kata-Copy !req
114. Oh, well.Copy !req
115. So, first, I'll show you where we put away the teacups.Copy !req
116. Watch carefully!Copy !req
117. Got it, Sempai!Copy !req
118. So, you see this cup...Copy !req
119. You put it back here, but...Copy !req
120. Sempai!Copy !req
121. If you can't reach it, ask someone for help.Copy !req
122. Next, you need to put the dirty dishes into the sink.Copy !req
123. If it's too heavy to carry...Copy !req
124. You should ask someone for help again.Copy !req
125. What is this?Copy !req
126. Shouldn't she be teaching me to do it by myself?Copy !req
127. Hey, Taneshima.Copy !req
128. Satou-san.Copy !req
129. Is he the new guy starting today?Copy !req
130. Yeah, he is.Copy !req
131. I'm Takanashi Souta.Copy !req
132. Pleased to meet you.Copy !req
133. Satou JunCopy !req
134. My name's Satou Jun.Copy !req
135. Nice to meet ya.Copy !req
136. He's just like the manager...Copy !req
137. a pretty stiff person.Copy !req
138. Satou-san, could you lend me a hand?Copy !req
139. What is it? The same as usual?Copy !req
140. It's too high for me to reach, thank you.Copy !req
141. Got it.Copy !req
142. It's too heavy for me to carry, thank you.Copy !req
143. Yep.Copy !req
144. What do you think? Got it, Katanashi-kun?Copy !req
145. Do you get it, Takanashi-kun?Copy !req
146. I can do it now.Copy !req
147. Satou-san is a surprisingly nice person!Copy !req
148. Your hair's got no style.Copy !req
149. Stop it!Copy !req
150. Are you the new guy? Takanashi-kun?Copy !req
151. Yes.Copy !req
152. I'm Souma Hiroomi.Copy !req
153. Souma HiroomiCopy !req
154. It's nice to meet you.Copy !req
155. It's nice to meet you as well!Copy !req
156. I heard you're an underclassman at Taneshima-san's high school.Copy !req
157. Yes... You're very well informed.Copy !req
158. I'm his upperclassman!Copy !req
159. I wonder who told him we went to the same school...Copy !req
160. Are you showing him the ropes, Taneshima-san?Copy !req
161. Yep! We're in the middle of some very strict training!Copy !req
162. That's great, Taneshima-san.Copy !req
163. Hey.Copy !req
164. What is it, Satou-kun?Copy !req
165. Are you done with the restock?Copy !req
166. Not yet.Copy !req
167. Well, go take care of it.Copy !req
168. Well, work hard, you two.Copy !req
169. Souma-san seems to really like chatting.Copy !req
170. Well, he seems like a nice person too.Copy !req
171. Okay, Katanashi-kun!Copy !req
172. Let's move on to the next job.Copy !req
173. Okay, Sempai!Copy !req
174. Thank you for coming!Copy !req
175. And that's customer service.Copy !req
176. Understood, Sempai.Copy !req
177. Poplar-chan!Copy !req
178. Yachiyo-san.Copy !req
179. Is this the new guy, Takanashi-kun?Copy !req
180. Yes.Copy !req
181. Wonderful.Copy !req
182. I was looking for you so I could introduce myself.Copy !req
183. Wow, she's beautiful.Copy !req
184. I'm Takanashi Souta.Copy !req
185. Nice to meet yo-Copy !req
186. I'm Todoroki Yachiyo, the floor chief.Copy !req
187. Todoroki YachiyoCopy !req
188. Takanashi-kun, feel free to ask me about anything you don't know.Copy !req
189. Th-Thank you very much.Copy !req
190. Looks like I need to get over to table eight.Copy !req
191. I'll be right back.Copy !req
192. Thanks for your work!Copy !req
193. You know... I'm more interested in that sword hanging from her waist.Copy !req
194. I do this stuff around the house a lot, so it's relaxing.Copy !req
195. It's a lot of time for my first job, though.Copy !req
196. Everyone seems really nice, so I'll just see how it goes for now.Copy !req
197. Katanashi-kun!Copy !req
198. Hey, listen!Copy !req
199. The guy at the table I just served was like "Hey, are you in middle school?"Copy !req
200. That's so mean! I'm a high schooler!Copy !req
201. That's awful! You're not in middle school!Copy !req
202. Thank you, Katanashi-kun!Copy !req
203. You're in elementary school.Copy !req
204. What?Copy !req
205. You're wrong, I'm in high school.Copy !req
206. You've got to grow a little taller for high school, Sempai.Copy !req
207. Katanashi-kun! I'm not that small!Copy !req
208. Katanashi-kun, I'll be right back!Copy !req
209. Okay.Copy !req
210. Hey, Takanashi.Copy !req
211. Yes, Ma'am, what is it?Copy !req
212. Just gotta make one thing clear:Copy !req
213. I know you're friends with Taneshima, so please stay that way.Copy !req
214. Employees hooking up is a pain in the ass.Copy !req
215. No way that would happen.Copy !req
216. There's nothing like that at all.Copy !req
217. Really?Copy !req
218. Satou-san! Don't surprise me like that!Copy !req
219. I only heard a little bit.Copy !req
220. Well, if you're sure, then it's no problem.Copy !req
221. Of course, I...Copy !req
222. want to become her father!Copy !req
223. Are you high?Copy !req
224. Well... don't do that either.Copy !req
225. I can't?Copy !req
226. Of course not.Copy !req
227. Indulge in whatever fetishes you want at home,Copy !req
228. just keep it out of my store.Copy !req
229. Hey, wait a second!Copy !req
230. You don't think I'm a pedophile, do you?Copy !req
231. You're not?Copy !req
232. No!Copy !req
233. I like small, cute things!Copy !req
234. Kids!Copy !req
235. Puppies!Copy !req
236. Kittens!Copy !req
237. Hamsters!Copy !req
238. And lastly...Copy !req
239. Water fleas!Copy !req
240. Water fleas.Copy !req
241. Somehow, I...Copy !req
242. I want to protect the little guys, too weak to live on their own!Copy !req
243. So,Copy !req
244. I don't look at her the way you think.Copy !req
245. Yes, she is like a child, or a puppy...Copy !req
246. Got it! Taneshima-sempai's just like a water flea!Copy !req
247. Obviously I wouldn't go out with a flea!Copy !req
248. Taneshima is like a water flea?Copy !req
249. You're… an awful person.Copy !req
250. By the way, how old are you, Ma'am?Copy !req
251. 28.Copy !req
252. Wow, that's pretty old.Copy !req
253. I'm on all seven shifts this week?Copy !req
254. You're young!Copy !req
255. Good morning...Copy !req
256. Morning, Katanashi-kun.Copy !req
257. You're working today too?Copy !req
258. I haven't had a day off in a few weeks.Copy !req
259. I'm getting a bit burned out.Copy !req
260. Have you tried talking to Kyouko-san?Copy !req
261. That's a good idea.Copy !req
262. Ma'am?Copy !req
263. Yeah?Copy !req
264. Oh, Takanashi-kun. Have you gotten used to the job already?Copy !req
265. Chief...Copy !req
266. I've gotten very comfortable with the work.Copy !req
267. Ma'am, about my shift-Copy !req
268. What's wrong? Want to pick up some more shifts?Copy !req
269. Want to be the floor chief, Takanashi?Copy !req
270. Did I... do something?Copy !req
271. You're young, so go ahead and work yourself to death.Copy !req
272. Work hard at it, Takanashi-kun.Copy !req
273. Why is she so upset?Copy !req
274. Katanashi-kun, did you do something to upset her?Copy !req
275. Maybe it's because she's old...Copy !req
276. I've heard that growing old screws with your hormones and makes you irritable.Copy !req
277. It's menopause!Copy !req
278. You definitely said something.Copy !req
279. Did I say anything?Copy !req
280. I guess her attitude changed when I asked how old she was...Copy !req
281. By the way, how old are you, Ma'am?Copy !req
282. 28.Copy !req
283. Wow, that's pretty old.Copy !req
284. Katanashi-kun, that's it!Copy !req
285. What is?Copy !req
286. You can't tell a woman that she's "pretty old"!Copy !req
287. But isn't she middle aged?Copy !req
288. Any older than 12 is-Copy !req
289. So young!Copy !req
290. That's way too young!Copy !req
291. Sempai, you're totally fine.Copy !req
292. You're not middle aged yet.Copy !req
293. More importantly, people around that age are pretty delicate,Copy !req
294. so don't say things like that!Copy !req
295. Oh...Copy !req
296. I should apologize.Copy !req
297. Yep, that'll do it.Copy !req
298. She is old, though.Copy !req
299. Focus, Katanashi-kun!Copy !req
300. Look, Katanashi-kun, hurry up and apologize to her.Copy !req
301. Okay, I'll do it, Sempai.Copy !req
302. Hey, excuse me.Copy !req
303. This store is far too hot.Copy !req
304. Do something about that, please.Copy !req
305. How about you get outside and lose some of that fat?Copy !req
306. I'm sorry!Copy !req
307. Please excuse us!Copy !req
308. Why were you arguing with a customer?Copy !req
309. "I'll turn the heat down" would've been fine!Copy !req
310. It's not my fault.Copy !req
311. Please act a little more like our manager!Copy !req
312. Yes, please act more like an adult.Copy !req
313. If you don't, we'll get a bad reputation!Copy !req
314. Rumors spreading could be bad...Copy !req
315. So...Copy !req
316. So?Copy !req
317. Stuff her in the fridge!Copy !req
318. I'll go give her a free drink.Copy !req
319. What's this?Copy !req
320. We were very rude earlier.Copy !req
321. Here's a complimentary drink, and I believe that it's become a little cooler.Copy !req
322. Please let us know if you find anything unsatisfactory.Copy !req
323. I didn't mean to suggest that at all!Copy !req
324. Is this alright?Copy !req
325. Things do seem to have cooled down from earlier.Copy !req
326. Thank you.Copy !req
327. No problem.Copy !req
328. If anything else comes up, please let me know. Excuse me.Copy !req
329. From here on out, I'll be careful not to upset the manager.Copy !req
330. Thanks for the hard work!Copy !req
331. Is the manager always like that?Copy !req
332. Well, yeah. Pretty much.Copy !req
333. Yeah.Copy !req
334. Please stop it!Copy !req
335. What's with this midget?Copy !req
336. Do they let grade school kids work here?Copy !req
337. How old are ya, Miss?Copy !req
338. Stop it! I'm in high school!Copy !req
339. Sempai!Copy !req
340. Takanashi-kun.Copy !req
341. What?Copy !req
342. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
343. Just leave it to her.Copy !req
344. Leave it to who?Copy !req
345. Just watch.Copy !req
346. H-Hey! Stop!Copy !req
347. Sir!Copy !req
348. Manager!Copy !req
349. H-Hey! Are you okay?Copy !req
350. Sir, violence is very problematic.Copy !req
351. You can't kick your customers!Copy !req
352. Get the manager!Copy !req
353. ManagerCopy !req
354. Ya need something from me?Copy !req
355. A manager that beats up her customers?Copy !req
356. I'm never coming back here, you stinkin' hag!Copy !req
357. Let's get out of here!Copy !req
358. You haven't paid!Copy !req
359. Don't worry about it, Taneshima.Copy !req
360. Can she really do that?Copy !req
361. Isn't it fine?Copy !req
362. More importantly, Takanashi-kun.Copy !req
363. Yes?Copy !req
364. Take this. It's her cell phone.Copy !req
365. This is the manager's?Copy !req
366. Why do you-Copy !req
367. Come on, take it to her.Copy !req
368. Sure.Copy !req
369. Ma'am, Souma-san asked me to bring this to you.Copy !req
370. Yeah.Copy !req
371. The police? Maybe it's better not to make a big deal out of this.Copy !req
372. Hey, those guys that just left?
Get all their cash and bring it here.Copy !req
373. What?Copy !req
374. It's fine, I've got some pretty convenient subordinates.Copy !req
375. Who is she?Copy !req
376. Takanashi-kun looks like he's going to have a hard time.Copy !req
377. Yeah.Copy !req
378. They'll get it clean and fast without making a scene. Don't worry about it.Copy !req
379. A scene?Copy !req
380. Kyouko-san, you don't have to go that far!Copy !req
381. They called you a midget while you were working, didn't they?Copy !req
382. Even she feels a responsibility to protect the people here.Copy !req
383. And they called me a hag!Copy !req
384. Ma'am?Copy !req
385. They called me... they...Copy !req
386. Kyouko-san?Copy !req
387. That's it!Copy !req
388. Excuse me, Ma'am...Copy !req
389. What?Copy !req
390. I'm sorry about earlier... what I said about your age.Copy !req
391. In fact, Ma'am, I've realized you're still quite young!Copy !req
392. Aren't I?Copy !req
393. Yes! I understand that now.Copy !req
394. Ma'am, you're a little kid!Copy !req
395. Katanashi-kun...Copy !req
396. I have a day off next week.Copy !req
397. Katanashi-kun, we've got strict training today, too.Copy !req
398. You can't start crying, though.Copy !req
399. Ma'am!Copy !req
400. Can I hug her?Copy !req
401. Absolutely not.Copy !req
402. Katanashi-kun, you learn fast but sometimes you don't listen to me at all.Copy !req
403. Sorry.Copy !req
404. Since my height bothers you so much, I brought a secret weapon today.Copy !req
405. No, I actually like it.Copy !req
406. So, what's this secret weapon?Copy !req
407. A box.Copy !req
408. You're okay with this, right?Copy !req
409. It's like, what's the word... equivalent, right?Copy !req
410. Sempai...Copy !req
411. But it's inconvenient to carry around, so I guess it's pretty useless.Copy !req
412. Sempai.Copy !req
413. It's okay to hug her after all!Copy !req
414. I said, absolutely not.Copy !req
415. I've really gotten the hang of this job.Copy !req
416. I'm a little worried about that, though.Copy !req
417. Come to think of it...Copy !req
418. What's going on, Katanashi-kun?Copy !req
419. Sempai, I've worked here for a while, but...Copy !req
420. I don't think I've ever met this Inami-san.Copy !req
421. Oh, well... Inami-chan is...Copy !req
422. Hey, Tanashima!Copy !req
423. Yes?Copy !req
424. Your food's in the window.Copy !req
425. Okay!Copy !req
426. Katanashi-kun, sorry! I'll be right back.Copy !req
427. Well, I'll figure it out sometime.Copy !req
428. A few days laterCopy !req
429. Thanks for waiting!Copy !req
430. There are some supplies in the back, could you get them for me?Copy !req
431. Sure.Copy !req
432. Those are pretty high up back there, aren't they?Copy !req
433. Yes, they are. Sorry for troubling you.Copy !req
434. No, it's fine.Copy !req
435. I'm finally working with Inami-san.Copy !req
436. "Inami Mahiru" Bottom: "Takanashi Souta" _ _ _ _ _ _Copy !req
437. "Inami Mahiru" Bottom: "Takanashi Souta"Copy !req
438. What kind of person is she?Copy !req
439. Oh, you must be Inami-san.Copy !req
440. Hello-Copy !req
441. A man!Copy !req
442. Looks like we've got another victim.Copy !req
443. A man!Copy !req
444. A man!Copy !req
445. What the hell was that for?Copy !req
446. Ka-Katanashi-kun!Copy !req
447. Are you okay?Copy !req
448. Sempai... I'm okay.Copy !req
449. Inami-chan!Copy !req
450. Inami-chan, get it together!Copy !req
451. Inami-chan!Copy !req
452. Scary!Copy !req
453. You're the scary one!Copy !req
454. Oh my. What's wrong, Mahiru-chan?Copy !req
455. Yachiyo-san! There's a man! There's a man in here!Copy !req
456. Oh, he's the new guy, Takanashi-kun.Copy !req
457. There's a guy here! It's dangerous, Yachiyo-san!Copy !req
458. He might be armed!Copy !req
459. Mahiru-chan, you're really terrible with men.Copy !req
460. Armed?Copy !req
461. Takanashi-kun, I'll introduce you.Copy !req
462. Our androphobe, Inami Mahiru-chan.Copy !req
463. Inami MahiruCopy !req
464. She attacks men out of fear, so please try hard not to get killed.Copy !req
465. Wha... Don't get killed?Copy !req
466. She's pretty strong.Copy !req
467. But it's strange...Copy !req
468. I asked Kyouko-san to make sure you had different shifts, considering her fear.Copy !req
469. Was Inami supposed to be in today?Copy !req
470. Whoops.Copy !req
471. Hey!Copy !req
472. The job that this small, cute upperclassman had recruited me for...Copy !req
473. was at a family restaurant full of strange people.Copy !req
474. Even with our differences, I thought we'd get along.Copy !req
475. But now I think that my life might be in danger from this androphobe, Inami-san.Copy !req
476. What should I do?Copy !req
477. Can I really make it through this?Copy !req
478. But...Copy !req
479. But I don't want to stop working with this adorable upperclassman!Copy !req
480. So you're a pedophile after all, huh?Copy !req
481. No! I'm not a pedophile.Copy !req
482. Yes, if I had to give my love of small things a name...Copy !req
483. Item # 1Copy !req
484. Welcome to Wagnaria ♪ Takanashi WorksCopy !req
485. I'm a miniphile!Copy !req
486. Katanashi-kun, you're pretty strange, too.Copy !req
487. I like somebody!Copy !req
488. I like you too!Copy !req
489. I want to try getting even closer with youCopy !req
490. I like workingCopy !req
491. Spacing out is a part of love, butCopy !req
492. Eh? Getting wrapped up in everything hereCopy !req
493. Is something I want to do much more of!Copy !req
494. From far away I can see a small distant utopiaCopy !req
495. Let's jump into the hot springs of your eyes!Copy !req
496. With heart and soul, if the bell is rungCopy !req
497. If it was rungCopy !req
498. If your downy, fluffy hairCopy !req
499. is softly brushed by a dreamCopy !req
500. Go right ahead!Copy !req
501. If you shoot through tearful lonelinessCopy !req
502. If you've shot right throughCopy !req
503. If your ankle grindsCopy !req
504. So that you feel it in your bonesCopy !req
505. Work it off!Copy !req
506. On the next episode!Copy !req
507. This is truly awful.Copy !req
508. Are you okay?Copy !req
509. Yeah, somehow.Copy !req
510. More importantly, what kind of person is Inami-san?Copy !req
511. She's really nice!Copy !req
512. In what way?Copy !req
513. Next time:Copy !req
514. Next Time: Item # 2Copy !req
515. Inami, Androphobe: But they're so scary...Copy !req
516. Inami, Androphobe: But they're so scary!Copy !req
517. Hey, no excuses!Copy !req
518. Uh, look forward to it!Copy !req